This function is included in every bit of software I write. Never know when you might need a random snarky slogan.

slogans.js

function getRandomSnarkySlogan (flReturnArray) { //8/15/14 by DW
	const snarkySlogans = [
		"Good for the environment.", 
		"All baking done on premises.", 
		"Still diggin!", 
		"It's even worse than it appears.", 
		"You should never argue with a crazy man.", 
		"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.", 
		"Greetings, citizen of Planet Earth. We are your overlords. :-)", 
		"We don't need no stinkin rock stars.", 
		"This aggression will not stand.", 
		"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.", 
		"Only steal from the best.", 
		"Reallll soooon now...", 
		"What a long strange trip it's been.", 
		"Ask not what the Internet can do for you.", 
		"When in doubt, blog.",
		"Shut up and eat your vegetables.",
		"Don't slam the door on the way out.",
		"Yeah well, that's just, you know, like, your opinion, man.",
		"So, it has come to this.",
		"We now return to our regularly scheduled program.",
		"That rug really tied the room together.",
		"It's a good time for a backup.",
		"Takes a lickin, keeps on tickin.",
		"People return to places that send them away.",
		"This is unfortunate and we're stuck with it forever.",
		"You can fake caring, but you can't fake showing up.",
		"Use your mind!",
		"Slow down to hurry up.",
		"Good morning sports fans!",
		"All of this has happened before and all of this will happen again.",
		"Don't make me laugh.",
		"If it doesn't have a feed it isn't a podcast.",
		"You can't fight not-normal with normal.", //8/7/19 by DW
		"You can't lie to a compiler.", //8/9/19 by DW
		"One way is better than two, no matter how much better the second is.", //8/30/19 by DW
		"There's nothing more permanent than a temporary hack.", //9/1/19 by DW
		"Don't get lost in the weeds.", //3/5/20 by DW
		"Wash your hands.", //4/7/20 by DW
		"Wear a mask.", //7/4/20 by DW
		"Choose to not be offended.", //7/4/20 by DW
		"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.", //7/8/20 by DW
		"If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.", //11/28/20 by DW
		"It shouldn't matter where a good idea comes from.", //1/3/21 by DW
		"It's not like anyone gets out of this alive.", //1/17/21 by DW
		"Fear is frozen fun.", //5/3/21 by DW
		"Thanks for listening.", //5/16/21 by DW
		"You can observe a lot by watching.", //7/22/21 by DW
		"No one tells me anything.", //10/15/21 by DW
		"Just passin' thru", //11/17/21 by DW
		"There's no time like now.", //6/15/24 by DW
		"Mirrors lie.", //6/15/24 by DW
		"Wherever you get your podcasts." //6/15/24 by DW
		]
	if (getBoolean (flReturnArray)) {
		return (snarkySlogans);
		}
	else {
		return (snarkySlogans [random (0, snarkySlogans.length - 1)]);
		}
	}