Fuck up any page nice enough to use jQuery

fuckup.js

// TODO More up()s than just deleting elements, e.g.
// - Swapping random elements
// - Removing random bits of HTML
function up(i) {
 var k = Math.floor(Math.random() * i) % i;
 var l = Math.floor(Math.random() * i * k) % i;
 console.log( 'Deleting element: ' + l );
 console.log( $('body *:eq(' + l + ')').remove() );
}

// TODO Use function mapping from number of page elements to timeout in ms
function fuck(i) {
 if ( i > 0 ) {
   up(i);
   setTimeout("fuck(" + i-- + ")", 300);
 }
}

fuck($('body *').size());