meet-the-titan.fountain

Title: Meet the Titan
Credit: Written by
Author:
  u/Tinheadhero
  and u/droctagonapus
Date: 2021-07-02

INT. RED TEAM WAREHOUSE - DAY

A large gun, the Sweet Business, is in plain view. THE TITAN, holding the gun and his face out of frame, walks towards the camera and places it on a cardboard box. He sits down on a chair behind the box, face in frame. He looks into the camera, knowing we are watching.

THE TITAN
I am Actium War Rig Titan.

A beat.

THE TITAN
And *this*...

He excitingly looks at the gun, grabs the handle, and lightly shakes it.

THE TITAN (CONT'D)
... is my weapon.

The Titan lays both of his hands covetously on his weapon. His eyes look back at us.

THE TITAN
She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at nine hundred rounds per minute.

He looks intently at us now.

THE TITAN
It costs thirty six thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.

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.THE WAREHOUSE - SECONDS LATER

The Titan is standing, laughing **hard** like he heard a great joke.

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.THE WAREHOUSE - SECONDS LATER

The Titan is back at his seat, checking the barrel of Sweet Business.

THE TITAN
(surprised)
Oh my God, who touched Sasha?
(now angry)
Alright, who touched my gun?!

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.THE WAREHOUSE - SECONDS LATER

Close shot on the Titan while he's standing, looking away from the camera.

THE TITAN
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (he sniffs) maybe.

He looks into the camera.

THE TITAN
I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

He raises a bullet into the frame.

PRE-LAP: The sound of Sweet Business whirring.

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EXT. EMERALD COAST - DAY

The Titan is in full view, shooting Sweet Business behind us with full automatic force. He's very much in his element.

THE TITAN
Waahh! Ooowaaah! Ahahahahaha!

We are circling the camera around him, revealing the battlefield. Exciting music is playing. Fallen enemies are being devastated. Guardians laying waste to hordes of enemies.

THE TITAN
Cry some more!

A brief moment to see the carnage, the music swells, then...

> CUT TO:

.BLACK

THE TITAN
(chuckles)
Cry some more.

The Beyond Light ending flourish music plays.