Bulk API Sample JSON Error

sampleJSON.txt

From Salesforce's documentation for sample JSON to the Bulk API
(https://developer.salesforce.com/docs/atlas.en-us.api_asynch.meta/api_asynch/datafiles_json_sample_file.htm):

[
   {
      "Name" : "Xytrex Co.",
      "Description" : "Industrial Cleaning Supply Company",
      "Account Number" : "ABC15797531"
   }
   {
      "Name" : "Watson and Powell, Inc.",
      "Description" : "Law firm. New York Headquarters",
      "Account Number" : "ABC24689753"     
   }
]

Thought it was weird that there were no commas between the objects, but figured that was just some Salesforce weirdness.
But that meant we had to build this weird JSON object on our own instead serializing a JSON array.

A few hours later:
JsonParseException: Unexpected character ('{' (code 123)): was expecting comma to separate ARRAY entries at [Source: java.util.zip.GZIPInputStream@6333202b; line: 2, column: 2]

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