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Instructions to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
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Steps to creating a PB&J | |
1.) Collect the necessary ingredients and tools: | |
- jar of peanut butter | |
- jar of fruit jelly | |
- two slices of bread | |
- cutting board (larger that the combined surface areas of the slices of bread) | |
- butter knife | |
- tablespoon-sized spoon | |
2.) Place the cutting board on a stable surface, and the slices of bread side-by-side on the cutting board | |
3.) Open the jar of peanut butter. | |
4.) Using the spoon, scoop out 2 tablespoons of peanut butter and deposit in the center of one slice of bread [henceforth known as "Slice 1"]. | |
5.) Using the knife, spread the peanut butter evenly across this side of Slice 1. | |
6.) Repeat steps 3-5, but with jelly instead of peanut butter and the slice of bread that is not Slice 1 [this second slice will henceforth be known to as "Slice 2"]. | |
7.) Once Slice 1 and Slice 2 each have one side that is evenly coated with its respective spread (peanut butter or jelly), place Slice 2 on top of Slice 1 so that the spreads (peanut butter and jelly) are between the two slices and the externally-facing sides of each slice do not have spreads. |
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Wholly insufficient.
But this is not a proper repo so I cannot open an issue.
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