Things to do to get fired (Linux version)

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• Set id:6:initdefault in /etc/inittab file
• Write a script for system to randomly delete a single file without telling you every time you made a typographical error (wrong command).
• chattr +i /etc/passwd or shadow, actually saw this on a server
• add export PROMPT_COMMAND="cd" to profile file
• chmod -x $(which chmod) or chmod -x $(readelf --header /bin/ls | grep interpreter | awk '{print $4}' | sed 's/]//')
• export EDITOR=$(which rm)

Sources as far as I remember: reddit, suicidelinux, HN

obsoleted ones:

• upside-down-ternet (A LOT harder with HTTPS nowadays)