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PHP Ugly Lyrics
One Two, One Two, come in off the top, Y'all know how we do!
Listen, I'mma drop a freestyle you can cherish,
I'm gonna send a shout out to the host name Eric
Yo, he's never on some average shit
you know Eric he stays loud and passionate.
I'm about to break it down for y'all with the clever song,
Yo shout to the host named Thomas 'cause he's never wrong.
And shout to John you know they be smart and quiet unlike my freestyles which cause a riot.
I'm about to do it like this 'cause the people love me,
Shouts out to PHP the ugly.
It's called ugly 'cause it's not professional,
but I'm about to come through and bless it with style.
So let's do it, when I spit it, I perfume the room.
Yo, the segment of the show was called doom and gloom.
That came from Thomas, yeah, can't nobody go beyond this,
I get the mic and then I'm 'bout to keep it like I promised.
Yeah. And y'all know we fill 'em up with anguish
we talking about the PHP the programming language.
'bout to break it down, no exaggeration,
what do y'all do for a living? web applications.
Okay, I can dig it, my words spray tight,
uh- they get together on the Thursday nights
Yeah, when it comes to rhyming you can call me the new dudr
that's spew true lyrics by y'all broadcast on YouTube.
So let's get it, you know my lyrics on major,
all up in the comments they got plenty of haters,
but they doin what they doin' keep it ugly.
We ended every show with the saying that's lovely. Let's go.
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nsbucky commented May 16, 2024

This is best listened to live

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