Đây là cái bashrc của mình 😆

.bashrc

# ......... append these lines into your bashrc file ......... #

# run schedule.sh
if [ -f $HOME/schedule.sh ]; then
	echo    "      __________"
	echo -e "}~~~~[ SCHEDULE ]"
	echo    "      ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔"
	. $HOME/schedule.sh

fi

extenssion.h

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#define storage ".push-up.kekeke"
#define rule_pushup 3

void write_data(char* file_storage, int rule) {
    int score = 0;
    FILE* file_pointer; 
    if((file_pointer= fopen(file_storage, "r"))==NULL) {
        system(strcat(strdup("printf '0'>"), file_storage));
    } else {
        int char_ascii;
        while((char_ascii=getc(file_pointer))!=EOF) {
            score = score*10 + (char_ascii-'0');
        }
        fclose(file_pointer);
    }
    file_pointer = fopen(file_storage, "w");
    score += rule;
    fprintf(file_pointer, "%d", score);
    fclose(file_pointer);
}

int main(int size, char* args[]) {
    if (size==0) {return 0;}
    char* command = strdup("");
    for (int i=1; i<size; i++) {
        strcat(strcat(command, args[i]), " ");
    }
    int code = system(command);
    if(code!=0) {
        write_data(strcat(strcat(getenv("HOME"), "/"), storage), rule_pushup);
    }
    return code;
}

schedule.sh

# Ubuntu/Debian

#     ___________     #
# ===[ VARIABLES ]=== #
#     ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔     #
OK="(✔)"
ERROR="(✗)"


#     ___________     #
# ===[ FUNCTIONS ]=== #
#     ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔     #

check_status () {

    return_code=$?
    log=$1
    if [[ $return_code -eq 0 ]];
    then
        echo " $OK $log"
    else
        echo " $ERROR $log"
    fi
        
}


table_ips () {
	printf "| %-15s | %-15s |\n" Interface Published
	dash=$(printf -- '-%.0s' {1..17})
	printf "+%s+%s+\n" $dash $dash
	for interface in $(ifconfig -a | grep -oP "^[^ :]+")
	do
	        printf "| %-15s | %-15s |\n" \
			$interface \
			$(ifconfig $interface \
				| grep -Po "\d+\.\d+\.\d+\.\d+" | head -1)
	done
}


# check_package () {
# 
#     command_name=$1
#     package_name=$2
#     log_show=$3
# 
#     local checker=$(whereis $command_name)
# 
#     if [[ ${#checker} -eq ${#command_name}+1 ]]
#     then
#         fucking apt install $package_name
# 	check_status $log_show
#     else
#         print
#     	check_status $log_show
#     fi
# 
# }


#     _________________     #
# ===[ CHECK PHANTOMJS ]=== #
#     ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔     #
# phantomjs="https://cdn.glitch.com/c16f71ef-e58b-4291-89f3-62975c2ebc7f%2Fphantomjs?v=1594230459325"
# phandom_path=$HOME/Driver/phantomjs
# if [ -f $phandom_path ];
# then
# 	check_status "Download Phantomjs"
# else
# 	mkdir $(dirname $phandom_path)
# 	wget $phantomjs -O $phandom_path
# 	check_status "Download Phantomjs"
# fi
# chmod +x $HOME/Driver/phantomjs
# alias phantomjs="$HOME/Driver/phantomjs"


#     _______________________     #
# ===[ FIX CTRL ARROW IN VIM ]=== #
#     ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔     #
export TERM=xterm
check_status "Ctrl arrow in vim"


#     ______________     #
# ===[ Push up man! ]=== #
#     ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔     #
push_up_exec=$HOME/.push-up
if [ -f $push_up_exec ];
then printf ""
else
    gcc extenssion.c -o $push_up_exec
fi

alias python="$push_up_exec python"
alias python3="$push_up_exec python3"
# C/C++ da khó rồi chơi thế ai chơi lại :(
# alias gcc="$push_up_exec gcc"
# alias cpp="$push_up_exec cpp"
# alias cc="$push_up_exec cc"
alias java="$push_up_exec java"
alias javac="$push_up_exec javac"

if [ -f $HOME/.push-up.kekeke ]
then
    amount=$(cat $HOME/.push-up.kekeke)
else
    amount=0
fi
check_status "You owe me $amount push-ups"


#     ______________     #
# ===[SOME SHORTCUT ]=== #
#     ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔     #
alias rm="gio trash"
alias tree="gio tree"
# Mình từng xài Arch Linux 
# alias up="sudo pacman -Suy -y; \
#           sudo pacman -Sc"
alias up="sudo apt update -y;\
	      sudo apt upgrade -y;\ 
          sudo apt autoremove -y;\
          sudo apt autoclean -y;\
          sudo apt clean -y;"
alias docker="sudo docker"
alias pyser="table_ips && echo;\
	     python3 -m http.server"


#     ___    #
# ===[END]===#
#     ▔▔▔    #
echo ""