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                MMMO   MMM                     THIS IS A PRIVATE SYSTEM FOR AUTHORIZED USERS ONLY
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             MMM  MM      MM                   It is a CRIMINAL OFFENSE to attempt to gain acess to
            MM:   MM       MMD                 systems to which you do not have permission.
         ~MMM     MM        $MM                FULL LEGAL AND UNLIMITED CIVIL ACTION WILL BE TAKEN
      ,MMMM       MM          MM               AGAINST ANY AND ALL UNAUTHORIZED PERSON(S)
     MMM  N+       MMMM=       MM              All activity on these system is logged
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MM       NMD :MMM        MM=       $M:         Time: \t
MM       MM    ?MMMM$  MMM          MO         Date: \d
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MM      MM                          MM         WELCOME STRANGER! 
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MM       8MM                       ZM,         You are attempting to gain access to the "trudy"-system
MM         MMN                     MM          Please type in your personal username and your password
 MM         7MM                    MM          Thank you very much
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  MM      DMM  MM                =MM           Life perpetuates itself through diversity, and this          
   MM IM~  ~MM  MM              $MM            includes the ability to sacrifice itself when necessary.      
   MM  MM    MM +MM            MMN             Cells repeat the process of degeneration and regeneration     
    MM  MM   MM  MM          MMM               until one day they die, obliterating an entire set of memory  
    7MD :MM  ,MN  MM      +MMM                 and information. Only genes remain. Why continually repeat     
     MM  NM8  MM  NM:  MMMMO                   this cycle? Simply to survive by avoiding the weaknesses      
      MM  MM, MM  MMMMMM~                      of an unchanging system. - The Puppetmaster                  
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