CatJokes.json

{ 
  jokes: [
    {
      question: "Can a cat play patty-cake?",
      answer: "Pawsibly!"
    },
    {
      question: "Why was the cat so small?",
      answer: "Because it only drank condensed milk!"
    },
    {
      question: "Why is the cat so grouchy?",
      answer: "Because he's in a bad mewd."
    },
    {
      question: "What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?",
      answer: "There was some money in the kitty!"
    },
    {
      question: "Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look?",
      answer: "Because you stop looking after you find it."
    },
    {
      question: "Why do people love cats?",
      answer: "Because they are purrrrr-fect!"
    },
    {
      question: "Why do cats chase birds?",
      answer: "For a lark!"
    },
    {
      question: "Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists?",
      answer: "Because they finally opened their eyes."
    },
    {
      question: "Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?",
      answer: "Because each of them was guilty of purrjury."
    },
    {
      question: "Why did the cat sleep under the car?",
      answer: "Because she wanted to wake up oily!"
    },
    {
      question: "Why did the cat run from the tree?",
      answer: "Because it was afraid of the bark!"
    },
    {
      question: "Why did the cat put the letter 'M' into the fridge?",
      answer: "Because it turns 'ice' into 'mice'!"
    },
    {
      question: "Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!",
      answer: "Why did the cat join the Red Cross?"
    },
    {
      question: "Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?",
      answer: "Because she heard fowl language!"
    },
    {
      question: "Why did the cat cross the road?",
      answer: "It was the chicken's day off!"
    },
    {
      question: "Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?",
      answer: "For kitty littering."
    },
    {
      question: "Why are cats such good singers?",
      answer: "Because they're very mewsical."
    },
    {
      question: "Why are cats better than babies?",
      answer: "Because you only have to change a litter box once a day."
    },
    {
      question: "Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?",
      answer: "Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!"
    },
    {
      question: "Who was the most powerful cat in China?",
      answer: "Chairman Miaow!"
    },
    {
      question: "Who helped Cinderella's cat go to the ball?",
      answer: "Her furry godmother!"
    },
    {
      question: "Which side of a cat has more hair?",
      answer: "The outside, of course!"
    },
    {
      question: "Which is the cats' all-time favorite song?",
      answer: "Three Blind Mice."
    },
    {
      question: "Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?",
      answer: "Your lap."
    },
    {
      question: "Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?",
      answer: "The retail store."
    },
    {
      question: "What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?",
      answer: "A catastrophe!"
    },
    {
      question: "What's a cat's favorite dessert?",
      answer: "Chocolate mouse!"
    },
  ]
}