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index.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<title>turn up for what</title>
</head>
<body>
<a href='javascript: function Turnip(a,b){this.ratio=a,this.imageurl=b}function Randomize(a){return Math.floor(Math.random()*a.length)}function imageRatio(a){var b=a.height/a.width;return b>1?"vertical":1===b?"square":1>b?"horizontal":void 0}var getTurnip={init:function(a){this.myTurnip=a},horizontal:function(){return this.myTurnip.filter(function(a){return"horizontal"===a.ratio})},square:function(){return this.myTurnip.filter(function(a){return"square"===a.ratio})}},myTurnip=[new Turnip("horizontal","http://www.lovefoodhatewaste.com/sites/files/lfhw/image/turnip_swede.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","http://www.carpediemmag.co.uk/magazine/images/stories/carpediemimages-october2010/turnip.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","http://www.harvesttotable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Turnips-in-garden1.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/turnip-image-250x150.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","https://www.rhs.org.uk/getmedia/da864b43-6ea5-46de-929e-e0c70f675905/Turnip-Tiny-Pal3x2.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","http://c8.alamy.com/comp/CW1WAP/turnip-cut-in-half-CW1WAP.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","http://healtheatingfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/turnips-vegetable.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","https://www.quickcrop.co.uk/site/uploads/sys_products/turnip-milan-purple-top.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","http://alkhalife.info/sites/default/files/turnips.png"),new Turnip("horizontal","http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/IUrkl1x6ILawwwrMxbzFXXNn-yw=/1200x627/2014%2F10%2F15%2F6d%2Fmichelleoba.b8c70.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","http://www.maangchi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/turnips1.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","http://cdn.cdkitchen.com/images/cats/687/cat-687-720-1.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","http://adambalic.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451be7269e201538e90da7b970b-800wi"),new Turnip("horizontal","https://www.adaptiveseeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/p-7841-turnip_aprovecho1.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mEZbNPlCkow/USXx98KhfcI/AAAAAAAAAVs/2Qlbjv4oD_0/s1600/ID-10031872.jpg"),new Turnip("horizontal","http://wpmedia.vancouversun.com/2011/11/turnip-blog.jpg?quality=55&strip=all&w=620&h=460&crop=1"),new Turnip("square","https://charlieeats.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/turnip-for-soup.jpg"),new Turnip("square","http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/farmville2/images/b/b7/Turnip.png/revision/latest?cb=20140824211702"),new Turnip("square","https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1260196236/HugeTurnip_400x400.jpg"),new Turnip("square","http://thinkeatbehealthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mg7368-purple-top-turnips-square-web.jpg"),new Turnip("square","http://cdn1.bostonmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/turnips-square.jpg"),new Turnip("square","http://www.deliaonline.com/sites/default/files/styles/square/public/quick_media/ingredient-vegetarian-turnips.jpg?itok=mqcQM0Gg&c=d0050d010c28727cbff260cc75ad1954")];!function(a){getTurnip.init(myTurnip);for(var b=a.getElementsByTagName("img"),c=b.length,d=0;c>d;d++){var e=imageRatio(b[d]),f=Randomize(getTurnip[e]()),g=getTurnip[e]()[f];b[d].src=g.imageurl}}(document);'>turn up for what</a>
<p>drag that link into your bookmark bar, hit anytime you see a trump</p>
<p>by <a href="https://twitter.com/_sh4d"></a></p>
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