kmplmnttr.user.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name           twitter Komplimenti
// @namespace      http://z3c.info/
// @description    Daje komplimente korisniku
// @include        http://twitter.com/home
// ==/UserScript==

$ = unsafeWindow.jQuery;

var MessageProvider = new (function () {
  var messages = [
    "Wow! You <strong>are</strong> awesome!",
    "Aww... you are soo cuute",
    "Damn, you're the smartest girl evah!!!",
    "Every moment spent with you is LEGEN... wait for it... DARY!"
  ];

  // return random integer in interval [min, max)
  function random(min, max) {
    return Math.floor(Math.random()*(max - min) + min);
  }
  
  this.get = function() {
    var index = random(0, messages.length);
    return messages[index];
  };
})();

$("<li/>")
  .addClass("hentry")
  .addClass("status")
  .append($("<span/>")
    .addClass("thumb")
    .addClass("vcard")
    .addClass("author")
    .append($("<a/>")
      .append($("<img/>")
        .addClass("photo")
        .addClass("fn")
        .attr("width", "48")
        .attr("height", "48")
        .attr("src", "http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1237/companioncube2007101609yj8.jpg")
      )
    )
  )
  .append($("<span/>")
    .addClass("status-body")
      .append($("<strong/>")
        .append($("<a/>")
          .attr("title", "Komplimentator")
          .append("komplimentator")
        )
      )
      .append(" ")
      .append($("<span/>")
        .addClass("entry-content")
        .append(MessageProvider.get())
      )
  )
  .prependTo("#timeline")