Source for simbot aka swagbot

simbot.js

var irc = require("irc");
var fs = require("fs");

var swag = {};
var cangive = {};
var cangive2 = {};
/*var regex = /^\s*([a-z_\-\[\]\\^{}|`][a-z0-9_\-\[\]\\^{}|`]*)[\s,:]*(\+\+|--)$/i*/
var regex = /^\s*([a-z_\-\[\]\\^{}|`][a-z0-9_\-\[\]\\^{}|`]*)[\s,:]*(\+\+)$/i

process.stdin.resume();

fs.readFile("swag.json", function(err, data) {
	swag = JSON.parse(data);
});

process.on('SIGINT', function() {
	fs.writeFileSync("swag.json", JSON.stringify(swag, null, 4));
	process.exit(0);
});

setInterval(function() {
	fs.writeFileSync("swag.json", JSON.stringify(swag, null, 4));
}, 60 * 1000);

var bot = new irc.Client("irc.awfulnet.org", "SwagBot", {
	userName: "swagbot",
	realName: "An epic swag bot",
	/*port: 6697,
	secure: true,
	selfSigned: true,*/
	channels: [/*"#bots",*/ "#teenagers"]
});

bot.addListener("registered", function(message) {
	bot.say("NickServ", "identify <password>");
});

bot.addListener("message", function(nick, to, text, message) {
	if (to.toLowerCase() == "swagbot")
		return;
	
	var s = text.split(" ");
	var cmd = s[0].toLowerCase();
	/*if (s[0] == "+swag") {
		if (!(s[1] in swag)) {
			swag[s[1]] = 0;
		}
		swag[s[1]] += parseInt(s[2]);
		bot.say(to, s[1] + " now has " + swag[s[1]] + " swag!");
	}*/

	if (cmd == "swag?") {
		var user = s[1].toLowerCase();
		
		if (!(user in swag)) {
			swag[user] = 0;
		}
		bot.say(to, s[1] + " has " + swag[user] + " swag.");
	}
	else if (cmd == "topswag?") {
		var sortable = [];
		for (var user in swag)
			sortable.push([user, swag[user]]);
		sortable.sort(function (a, b) { return b[1] - a[1]; });
		bot.notice(nick, "Top swaggers:");
		for (var i = 0; i < 5; i += 1)
			bot.notice(nick, (i + 1).toString() + ". " + sortable[i][0] + " with " + sortable[i][1] + " swag");
	}
	/*else if (cmd == "bottomswag?") {
		var sortable = [];
		for (var user in swag)
			sortable.push([user, swag[user]]);
		sortable.sort(function (a, b) { return b[1] - a[1]; });
		bot.notice(nick, "Bottom swaggers:");
		for (var i = sortable.length - 5; i < sortable.length; i += 1)
			bot.notice(nick, (i + 1).toString() + ". " + sortable[i][0] + " with " + sortable[i][1] + " swag");
	}*/
	else
	{
		var match = text.match(regex);
		if (match) {
			var user = match[1].toLowerCase();
			var nick2 = match[1];
			var pair = [message.host, user];

			if (message.host in cangive2)
			{	
				var timeout = cangive2[message.host];
				bot.notice(nick, "Can't give swag for another " +
					Math.ceil((timeout._idleStart.getTime() + timeout._idleTimeout - Date.now()) / 1000).toString() + " seconds.");
			}
			else if (pair in cangive)
			{
				var timeout = cangive[pair];
				bot.notice(nick, "Can't give swag to " + nick2 + " for another " +
					Math.ceil((timeout._idleStart.getTime() + timeout._idleTimeout - Date.now()) / 1000).toString() + " seconds.");
			}
			//if ((!(message.host in cangive) || cangive[message.host]) && nick != user) {
			else if (nick.toLowerCase() != user) {
				/*cangive[message.host] = false;
				setTimeout(function() {
					cangive[message.host] = true;
				}, 15 * 1000);*/
				cangive[pair] = setTimeout(function() {
					delete cangive[pair];
				}, 2 * 60 * 1000);

				cangive2[message.host] = setTimeout(function() {
					delete cangive2[message.host];
				}, 30 * 1000);

				if (!(user in swag)) {
					swag[user] = 0;
				}

				if (match[2] == "++")
					swag[user] += 1;
				/*else
					swag[user] -= 1;*/

				bot.say(to, nick2 + " now has " + swag[user] + " swag!");
				console.log("[" + to + "] " + nick + " " + match[2] + " > " + user + "(" + swag[user] + ")");
			}
		}
	}
});

swag.json

{
    "uplategirl": 28,
    "sim642": 17,
    "notarealnick": 1,
    "shepps": 1,
    "sim": 2,
    "nosuchnick": 1,
    "madalyn": 39,
    "notacreep": -9,
    "applejuice": 2,
    "wonka": 4,
    "me": 5,
    "bacon": 2,
    "mag": 9,
    "you": -1,
    "sanduskyordie_": 4,
    "roberto": 3,
    "keve": 8,
    "whiskeybiscuit": 22,
    "sanduskyordie_----": -1,
    "cdh473": 17,
    "themanwithminus1swag": 0,
    "something-": -1,
    "themanwithplus1swag": -1,
    "peoplewithswagaregay": 1,
    "lausi": 3,
    "simbot": 2,
    "will__": 4,
    "rose": 3,
    "sim642|away": -1,
    "cockstar2008": 2,
    "sloth": 25,
    "timebot": 4,
    "spork": 2,
    "fgojssgiu": -1,
    "deathpowerwheelchair": 1,
    "x": 4,
    "golf1052": -2,
    "panda": 31,
    "infobot": 1,
    "swag": 2,
    "will": 3,
    "tallguythefirst": 7,
    "matt____": 4,
    "nickster": 26,
    "enrique": 18,
    "nick": 1,
    "myhips": 1,
    "nisani": 2,
    "hotkeys": -20,
    "crazye": 2,
    "fastar": 2,
    "cdh": -22,
    "dratergnikcuf2": 1,
    "jakery": 1,
    "nbot": 0,
    "po": 3,
    "xnil": 0,
    "king": -1,
    "qasaur": 4,
    "kadence": 3,
    "suffer_in_truth": 7,
    "kevin": 2,
    "--------------------------------------------": -1,
    "undefined": 0,
    "swagbot": 6,
    "plategrill": 1,
    "sluth": 1,
    "rubbertoe": 1,
    "offlinepersontest": 1,
    "abc": 1,
    "asd": 3,
    "swaglord": 0,
    "alexr_": -4,
    "hawk": 2,
    "cookietard": 5,
    "c": 1,
    "q-swag": 0,
    "cornderg": 1,
    "billy": 1,
    "thisguy": 4,
    "qswag": 0,
    "soniex2": 0,
    "alyx": 3,
    "taquito": 3,
    "charlotte": 2,
    "ctrl": 1,
    "cocks|sohorked": 1,
    "evan": 3,
    "hyper": 0,
    "oz": 1,
    "nutella": 5,
    "dysoco": 5,
    "class": 0,
    "ur": 0,
    ".gaws": 0,
    "has": 0,
    "speck": 2,
    "danilion": 2,
    "hintss": 2,
    "swagboy": 0,
    "marie": 1,
    "andy": 2,
    "enri": 1,
    "racketbot": 2,
    "whiskeytriscuit": 1,
    "^": 1,
    "garr": 1
}