Lets glitch that html

dom-glitch.js

//paste into console, in ex. twitter.com or http://api.jquery.com/remove/ or ...
$('<script src="http://code.jquery.com/jquery-1.11.0.min.js"></script>').appendTo('body'); (function( $) { 
var r=Math.random; Math.random = function() { return r()*1.3 -0.3; };items=$('body *').map(function(k,v) { 
return ($.extend($(v).offset(), {$el: $(v ), background: $(v).css('background'), width: $(v).width(), height: 
$(v).height()})); }); items.each(function(v,k) { k.$el.remove(); $('body').append(k.$el); k.$el.css({position: 
"absolute", top: k.top, left: k.left, width: k.width, height: k.height, overflow: "hidden", power: (Math.random() -0.2)* 
10}); }); setInterval(function() { items.each(function(v,k) { if (Math.random() > 0.9) { if (Math.random() > 0.8) { 
k.$el.css({background: (function() { return "#" + Math.round(Math.random() * 999999); })()}) } else { 
k.$el.css({background: k.background}) } };  if (Math.random() > 0.7) { k.$el.css({top:k.top + 
Math.random()*10 * k.power*tp, left: k.left + Math.random()*10*tp, width: k.width  + k.power*10* Math.random()*tp,
height: k.height + tp*10*Math.random()}); } });tp+=0.7;tp=tp<0.2?0.2:(tp>100?100:tp); }, 
10); tp=0; oldx=0;oldy=0; console.log("hello there"); $('body').on('mousemove', function(e ) { var d = 
Math.sqrt((e.clientX-oldx)*(e.clientX-oldx), (e.clientY-oldy)*(e.clientY-oldy)); oldx=e.clientX; oldy=e.clientY; tp-=d/3; 
tp=tp<0.2?0.2:(tp>100?100:tp);}); })($.noConflict())