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With apologies to Emo Phillips.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "My programs don't run."

I said, "You're a programmer?" He said, "Yes." 

I said, "Me, too! Is it Python or Javascript?" He said, "Python." 

I said, "Me, too! Python 2 or Python 3?" He said, "Python 3." 

I said, "Me, too! What distribution?" He said, "Homebrew." 

I said, "Me, too! Python 3.7 or Python 3.8?" He said, "Python 3.8." 

I said, "Me, too! With or without the Walrus Operator?" He said, "With the Walrus Operator." 

I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.