Birthday thing.txt

(Note: none of these are intended as racist or offensive, it's all in good fun.)

Pick the month you were born in:
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - I robbed
3 (Mar) - I killed
4 (Apr) - I shot
5 (May) - I banged
6 (Jun) - I ran shirtless with
7 (Jul) - I hugged
8 (Aug) - I jumped
9 (Sep) - I slapped
10 (Oct) - I smoked with
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I kissed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of weed
03 - a toothbrush
04 - a homeless guy
05 - a hot guy
06 - a Teletubby
07 - a Mexican
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - Chris Brown
12 - a hottie
13 - a cocaine addict
14 - a condom
15 - my crush
16 - a snowman
17 - an Easter egg
18 - a sexy boy
19 - my boyfriend
20 - the one that i love
21 - my girlfriend
22 - cookie monster
23 - my 'boo'
24 - yo momma
25 - a spatula
26 - a pimp
27 - Paris Hilton
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - Barney the Dinosaur!

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I'm good in bed
Pink - because the gummy bears raped me
Turquoise - because I like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I'm a Transvestite
Graphic - because I'm an awesome kisser
Grey - because I'm crazy like that
Green - because I like shoelaces
Red - because I still love cheese
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I'm a Mexican
Tye dye - because I'm gay
Purple - because I have AMAZING boobs
Striped - Because I'm an Italian
Plaid - because I'm retarded
Other - because I love weed
None - because I'm good like that