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              Created
              April 9, 2016 19:06
            
          
    Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

I am slicethendice on github.
I am slicethendice (https://keybase.io/slicethendice) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is EEE2 7AA2 E1F0 C2BF CB23  EECA 7269 11AE ACB0 CE40

To claim this, I am signing this object:

  
## node-and-npm-in-30-seconds.sh
echo 'export PATH=$HOME/local/bin:$PATH' >> ~/.bash_profile
. ~/.bash_profile
mkdir ~/local
mkdir ~/node-latest-install
cd ~/node-latest-install
curl http://nodejs.org/dist/node-latest.tar.gz | tar xz --strip-components=1
./configure --prefix=~/local
make install # ok, fine, this step probably takes more than 30 seconds...
curl https://npmjs.org/install.sh | sh
	echo 'export PATH=$HOME/local/bin:$PATH' >> ~/.bash_profile
	. ~/.bash_profile
	mkdir ~/local
	mkdir ~/node-latest-install
	cd ~/node-latest-install
	curl http://nodejs.org/dist/node-latest.tar.gz \| tar xz --strip-components=1
	./configure --prefix=~/local
	make install # ok, fine, this step probably takes more than 30 seconds...
	curl https://npmjs.org/install.sh \| sh