Roll20 API Script - Net Libram of Magical Effects by Orrex - https://centralia.aquest.com/downloads/NLRMEv2.pdf - You can call it in game with either !MagicalSurge (public roll) or !GMMagicalSurge (whisper roll to GM). I am not the author of this script, but I can no longer find information on who the original author was.

Roll20 API Script - Net Libram of Magical Effects by Orrex

var Surges = {
    "0001": "1d10 of caster's fingers turn to stone ",
    "0002": "1d100 bees swarm harmlessly around the caster for several weeks ",
    "0003": "1d100 sparkling motes dance about the caster's head until dawn ",
    "0004": "1d100% of caster's body turns to iron for that many rounds ",
    "0005": "1d12 ducklings identify the caster as their mother ",
    "0006": "1d4 of caster's fingers move from his left hand to his right hand  ",
    "0007": "1d4 of caster's limbs are as durable as steel ",
    "0008": "1d4 of caster's limbs are covered in fish scales ",
    "0009": "1d4 of caster's limbs are invisible ",
    "0010": "1d8 of caster's primary orifices seal shut ",
    "0011": "3d10 harmless lumps as big as walnuts cover the caster's body ",
    "0012": "3d10 quarts of olive oil pour from caster's ears ",
    "0013": "4d6 non-functioning eyes appear on the caster's face and head ",
    "0014": "A 100 yard radius around caster's home is stripped of vegetation ",
    "0015": "A 2d6 foot radius around caster sinks as many feet into the earth ",
    "0016": "A basement's been installed in caster's home while he's been away  ",
    "0017": "A close friend of the caster is an assassin hired to kill him ",
    "0018": "A distant but powerful army declares war on the caster ",
    "0019": "A drop of the caster's blood can purify 1d4 gallons of water ",
    "0020": "A family of skunks has taken up residence in the caster's home ",
    "0021": "A fast-growing oak sprouts beneath the caster's home ",
    "0022": "A foot-long steel bar runs completely through the caster's thigh ",
    "0023": "A geyser temporarily erupts from one of the caster's pockets ",
    "0024": "A glowing orb hovers over caster's head while he's invisible ",
    "0025": "A great wind blows the caster 1d100 yards in a random direction ",
    "0026": "A group of necromancers take an interest in the caster's skeleton ",
    "0027": "A group of scholars think the caster's a visitor from the future ",
    "0028": "A hen's egg tumbles out of each of the caster's ears ",
    "0029": "A huge balloon shaped like the caster drifts past overhead ",
    "0030": "A kill-on-sight order has been issued for the caster kingdom-wide ",
    "0031": "A large haystack falls from the sky onto caster ",
    "0032": "A large oak sprouts from one of the caster's pockets ",
    "0033": "A length of chain now runs completely through the caster's torso ",
    "0034": "A life-sized statue of caster appears nearby, made of cheese ",
    "0035": "A magical blast detonates at caster's location, but he's unharmed ",
    "0036": "A mound of snow falls onto caster and buries him up to his chest ",
    "0037": "A page falls out of caster's spellbook each time it's opened ",
    "0038": "A skeleton mimics caster, exactly duplicating his movements ",
    "0039": "A small fountain wells up in the caster's home ",
    "0040": "A strong net falls from the sky and entangles the caster ",
    "0041": "A swirl of rainbows accompanies any spell cast by caster  ",
    "0042": "A tornado picks caster up and deposits him atop the nearest house ",
    "0043": "After a horrifying tragedy, caster squanders the world's goodwill ",
    "0044": "After each spell, a lighted cigar appears in caster's mouth  ",
    "0045": "After each spell, a pebble falls from each of caster's ears ",
    "0046": "After each spell, ants seem to course from the caster's eyes ",
    "0047": "After each spell, caster accuses someone nearby of impropriety ",
    "0048": "After each spell, caster appears astonishingly ugly for 1d4 turns ",
    "0049": "After each spell, caster appears to be decomposing  ",
    "0050": "After each spell, caster appears to be made of pure ice ",
    "0051": "After each spell, caster appears to be utterly insane  ",
    "0052": "After each spell, caster applauds himself ",
    "0053": "After each spell, caster begs someone nearby not to kill him  ",
    "0054": "After each spell, caster berates someone standing nearby  ",
    "0055": "After each spell, caster briefly appears to be a rotting corpse ",
    "0056": "After each spell, caster briefly appears to be on fire ",
    "0057": "After each spell, caster briefly appears to bleed from his eyes ",
    "0058": "After each spell, caster briefly looks like a photo negative ",
    "0059": "After each spell, caster briefly seems to be of the opposite sex ",
    "0060": "After each spell, caster briefly sees fire all around him ",
    "0061": "After each spell, caster briefly thinks that he's choking ",
    "0062": "After each spell, caster can sense secret doors for 1d4 rounds ",
    "0063": "After each spell, caster can't be magically healed for one hour ",
    "0064": "After each spell, caster can't traverse a doorway for 1d10 rounds ",
    "0065": "After each spell, caster dances like a honeybee ",
    "0066": "After each spell, caster experiences a burning sensation ",
    "0067": "After each spell, caster feels ants crawling all over him ",
    "0068": "After each spell, caster feels compelled to wash his hands ",
    "0069": "After each spell, caster feels completely alone and isolated ",
    "0070": "After each spell, caster feels distractingly hungry  ",
    "0071": "After each spell, caster feels overwhelmingly dizzy  ",
    "0072": "After each spell, caster feels transcendent euphoria ",
    "0073": "After each spell, caster forgets everyone's name for one hour ",
    "0074": "After each spell, caster forgets his name for one hour ",
    "0075": "After each spell, caster glows with infernal radiance ",
    "0076": "After each spell, caster growls like a rabid dog  ",
    "0077": "After each spell, caster has a brief vision of some distant land ",
    "0078": "After each spell, caster has a strong craving for twigs and bark ",
    "0079": "After each spell, caster is  5% likely to be stricken mute ",
    "0080": "After each spell, caster is 25% likely to turn briefly invisible ",
    "0081": "After each spell, caster is 30% likely to lose his balance ",
    "0082": "After each spell, caster is 60% likely to flap his arms  ",
    "0083": "After each spell, caster is afraid of his own name ",
    "0084": "After each spell, caster is as hairy as an ape for one hour  ",
    "0085": "After each spell, caster is base AC zero for 1d4 rounds ",
    "0086": "After each spell, caster is bathed in an otherworldly green light ",
    "0087": "After each spell, caster is blind in one eye for one hour ",
    "0088": "After each spell, caster is grief-stricken for 1d10 rounds ",
    "0089": "After each spell, caster is hopelessly drunk for 1d4 rounds  ",
    "0090": "After each spell, caster is immune to bludgeons for 1d4 rounds ",
    "0091": "After each spell, caster is immune to missile fire for one round ",
    "0092": "After each spell, caster is intensely magnetic for 1d8 rounds ",
    "0093": "After each spell, caster is matte black for 1d4 rounds ",
    "0094": "After each spell, caster is suddenly facing True North ",
    "0095": "After each spell, caster is wracked by existential horror ",
    "0096": "After each spell, caster looks like a cadaver for 1d4 rounds ",
    "0097": "After each spell, caster makes short, barking cries ",
    "0098": "After each spell, caster oozes sweet-smelling oil for 1d4 rounds ",
    "0099": "After each spell, caster polymorphs very briefly ",
    "0100": "After each spell, caster reeks of alcohol for 2d6 rounds ",
    "0101": "After each spell, caster salivates copiously ",
    "0102": "After each spell, caster seems withdrawn and despondent  ",
    "0103": "After each spell, caster shakes like a rag doll for 2d4 seconds ",
    "0104": "After each spell, caster shivers uncontrollably for 1d4 rounds ",
    "0105": "After each spell, caster shrinks by 10d10% for 1d4 rounds ",
    "0106": "After each spell, caster shrinks by 50% ",
    "0107": "After each spell, caster smells strongly of turpentine ",
    "0108": "After each spell, caster suffers brief visions of carnage ",
    "0109": "After each spell, caster suffers disorienting vertigo ",
    "0110": "After each spell, caster thinks that he's drowning ",
    "0111": "After each spell, caster thinks that his clothes are on fire ",
    "0112": "After each spell, caster trumpets like an elephant ",
    "0113": "After each spell, caster vanishes very briefly vanishes  ",
    "0114": "After each spell, caster's clothes age 1d100 years  ",
    "0115": "After each spell, caster's clothes billow with green smoke  ",
    "0116": "After each spell, caster's eyes briefly double in size ",
    "0117": "After each spell, caster's face looks 50 years older  ",
    "0118": "After each spell, caster's feet are covered with ash ",
    "0119": "After each spell, caster's hair grows two inches ",
    "0120": "After each spell, caster's hands display classic stigmata ",
    "0121": "After each spell, caster's hands steam wildly  ",
    "0122": "After each spell, caster's head turns 360� at the neck, unharmed ",
    "0123": "After each spell, caster's head turns invisible for 1d4 rounds ",
    "0124": "After each spell, caster's heart pounds audibly ",
    "0125": "After each spell, caster's left arm turns to stone for one hour ",
    "0126": "After each spell, caster's spellbook throbs with deep red light ",
    "0127": "After each spell, caster's Strength is halved for one hour ",
    "0128": "After each spell, gravity briefly doubles for the caster  ",
    "0129": "After each spell, he giggles for 1d4-1 rounds ",
    "0130": "After each spell, light shines from caster's mouth for 1d6 rounds ",
    "0131": "After each spell, small lumps of ice fall from caster's nostrils  ",
    "0132": "After each spell, smoke hangs in the air about the caster ",
    "0133": "After each spell, stones near the caster glisten with slime ",
    "0134": "After each spell, sunlight is painful to caster for 1d4 rounds  ",
    "0135": "Alcohol has no effect upon the caster, but cheese is intoxicating ",
    "0136": "All holy symbols within 100 yards bear the caster's image ",
    "0137": "All of caster's clothing is colored safety orange ",
    "0138": "All of caster's clothing is permanently moist ",
    "0139": "All of caster's enemies with 100 yards vanish until dawn ",
    "0140": "All of caster's fingers are as long as his middle finger ",
    "0141": "All of caster's fingers are clear like glass ",
    "0142": "All of caster's fingers double in thickness ",
    "0143": "All of caster's fingers migrate to one hand ",
    "0144": "All of caster's monetary wealth appears atop the nearest mountain ",
    "0145": "All of caster's monetary wealth is revealed to be counterfeit ",
    "0146": "All of caster's possessions age 1d1000 years ",
    "0147": "All of caster's possessions are thrown 4d6 hours into the future ",
    "0148": "All of caster's possessions have been seized by the government ",
    "0149": "All trees within 100 yards form into a tight circle around caster ",
    "0150": "All undead within 1d4 miles blame the caster for their undeath ",
    "0151": "All undead within 1d4 miles race to the caster's current location ",
    "0152": "All vegetation now within 10 miles is highly toxic to caster ",
    "0153": "All vegetation now within 100 yards is invisible to caster  ",
    "0154": "All who meet caster are 50% likely to think he smells like manure ",
    "0155": "All who meet caster are 60% likely to think he's a lycanthrope ",
    "0156": "All who meet caster are 60% likely to think he's undead ",
    "0157": "All within 10 yards of caster are sprayed with viscous ectoplasm ",
    "0158": "All within 10 yards of caster attack him for 1d4 rounds ",
    "0159": "Alternating pages of caster's spellbook are indestructible ",
    "0160": "An accurate illusion of caster copies his movements one mile away ",
    "0161": "An illusory statue of the caster stands at this spot for one year ",
    "0162": "An image of caster's beating heart hovers in the nearest doorway ",
    "0163": "An image of the caster's head hovers over his actual head ",
    "0164": "An image the of caster's beating heart hovers over his head ",
    "0165": "Any Abjurations currently affecting the caster are Dispelled ",
    "0166": "Any armor that the caster is wearing right now shrinks by 80% ",
    "0167": "Any armor that the caster is wearing right now vanishes forever ",
    "0168": "Any arrow striking the caster disintegrates in 1d4 rounds ",
    "0169": "Any arrow striking the caster inflicts equal damage on its archer ",
    "0170": "Any attack-based spell cast by caster is 10% likely to affect him ",
    "0171": "Any attack-based spell cast by caster is delayed 1d4 rounds ",
    "0172": "Any attempt to change shape locks the caster into that new shape ",
    "0173": "Any attempt to change shape makes the caster forget his true form ",
    "0174": "Any attempt to change shape will age the caster 1d10 years  ",
    "0175": "Any attempt to change shape will be only partially successful ",
    "0176": "Any attempt to change shape will cause the caster to take root ",
    "0177": "Any attempt to change shape will leave his feet unchanged ",
    "0178": "Any attempt to change shape will make the caster bald forever ",
    "0179": "Any attempt to change shape will render the caster genderless ",
    "0180": "Any attempt to change shape will shrink the caster by 2d10% ",
    "0181": "Any attempt to change shape will teleport the caster 1d1000 miles ",
    "0182": "Any attempt to change shape will teleport the caster to this spot ",
    "0183": "Any attempt to change shape will turn him into 2d12 ducklings ",
    "0184": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster inside-out ",
    "0185": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a geranium ",
    "0186": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a monkey ",
    "0187": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a pelican ",
    "0188": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a penguin ",
    "0189": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a rabbit ",
    "0190": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a shrubbery ",
    "0191": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a snowman ",
    "0192": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a toddler ",
    "0193": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a troll ",
    "0194": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a wax dummy  ",
    "0195": "Any attempt to read caster's mind reveals a homicidal maniac ",
    "0196": "Any attempt to read caster's mind reveals an absolute void ",
    "0197": "Any attempt to use rope inspires the caster to hang himself ",
    "0198": "Any attempt to use rope leaves caster hopelessly entangled ",
    "0199": "Any attempt to use rope leaves hideous welts on the caster's body ",
    "0200": "Any blade that has drawn the caster's blood is invisible to him ",
    "0201": "Any bread that caster bakes remains warm until it's eaten ",
    "0202": "Any building that the caster enters appears to catch fire ",
    "0203": "Any building that the caster enters ejects him forcefully ",
    "0204": "Any clothing worn by caster is invisible to him while he wears it ",
    "0205": "Any clothing worn by caster smells like carrion while he wears it ",
    "0206": "Any coins in caster's possession are gold-plated ",
    "0207": "Any coins in caster's possession become copper pieces ",
    "0208": "Any coins now carried by caster are water-soluble for 1d4 weeks ",
    "0209": "Any coins now carried by caster ignite and burn like tinder ",
    "0210": "Any creature Summoned by caster emerges from his mouth ",
    "0211": "Any creatures Summoned near caster are invisible to him ",
    "0212": "Any creatures Summoned near caster immediately befriend him ",
    "0213": "Any damage against caster is rolled twice, using the higher roll ",
    "0214": "Any damage against caster is rolled twice, using the lower roll ",
    "0215": "Any electricity-based magic used by caster discharges on him ",
    "0216": "Any electricity-based magic used by caster reeks of ozone ",
    "0217": "Any fire extinguished by caster rekindles itself 1d4 turns later ",
    "0218": "Any fire-based spell used by caster has only 25% of normal range ",
    "0219": "Any fires set by caster are invisible for 2d6 hours ",
    "0220": "Any fires set by caster attract undead like moths to a candle ",
    "0221": "Any fires set by caster jingle like wind chimes while they burn ",
    "0222": "Any fires set by caster make those near it appear to be undead ",
    "0223": "Any fires set by caster produce no heat ",
    "0224": "Any fires set by caster produce no smoke ",
    "0225": "Any fires set by caster whisper vague threats against him ",
    "0226": "Any food now carried by caster combusts  ",
    "0227": "Any food now carried by caster is 10X as nutritious  ",
    "0228": "Any food now carried by caster is fused into glass ",
    "0229": "Any food now carried by caster is sealed in airtight tin cans ",
    "0230": "Any food now carried by caster is toxic to Dwarves ",
    "0231": "Any food now carried by caster smells like carrion ",
    "0232": "Any food now carried by caster turns to ice ",
    "0233": "Any food now carried by caster turns to iron ",
    "0234": "Any food now carried by caster turns to spun sugar ",
    "0235": "Any gems in caster's possession are replaced by lumps of gelatin ",
    "0236": "Any hammer thrown by caster returns to his hand one round later ",
    "0237": "Any horse ridden by caster suffers no fatigue while he rides it  ",
    "0238": "Any intelligent weapons now carried by caster hate him forever ",
    "0239": "Any intelligent weapons seen by caster look vaguely familiar ",
    "0240": "Any magic currently affecting the caster is Dispelled ",
    "0241": "Any magic currently affecting the caster is suppressed until dawn ",
    "0242": "Any magic items owned by caster appear in a heap nearby ",
    "0243": "Any magic items owned by caster are non-functional for 1d10 days ",
    "0244": "Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are fireproof  ",
    "0245": "Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are forgeries ",
    "0246": "Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are subtly tainted ",
    "0247": "Any magical scrolls now carried by caster discharge spontaneously ",
    "0248": "Any magical scrolls now carried by caster turn to steel ",
    "0249": "Any metal object carried by caster is 90% transparent ",
    "0250": "Any metal object carried by caster seems 10x its normal weight ",
    "0251": "Any metal that caster is carrying turns to liquid like mercury ",
    "0252": "Any missile fired at caster is 10% likely to explode when it hits ",
    "0253": "Any missile fired at caster is at a -3 penalty to hit him ",
    "0254": "Any missile fired by caster is 10% likely to vanish in flight ",
    "0255": "Any missile shot by caster is destroyed by lightning mid-flight ",
    "0256": "Any missile striking caster is 10% likely to be just an illusion ",
    "0257": "Any mountain more than one mile from caster is invisible to him ",
    "0258": "Any ranged spell used by caster seems to issue from his eyes ",
    "0259": "Any ranged spell used by caster seems to issue from someone else ",
    "0260": "Any rope currently carried by caster doubles in length ",
    "0261": "Any rope currently carried by caster turns to braided gold wire ",
    "0262": "Any rope that caster is now carrying becomes frictionless ",
    "0263": "Any rope that caster is now carrying is soaked with lamp oil ",
    "0264": "Any shield held by caster appears to be made of Swiss cheese ",
    "0265": "Any shield held by caster appears to weigh 100 pounds ",
    "0266": "Any shield held by caster gains a +1 bonus while he holds it ",
    "0267": "Any shield held by caster is ethereal in the presence of weapons ",
    "0268": "Any shield held by caster is impervious to magical fire ",
    "0269": "Any spells cast by caster are accompanied by twinkling lights ",
    "0270": "Any spells cast by caster upon himself have an undesirable effect ",
    "0271": "Any spells cast by caster upon himself lapse after one round ",
    "0272": "Any spells cast by caster within the last hour are negated ",
    "0273": "Any spells caster now has memorized will fail when he casts them ",
    "0274": "Any undead in the area attack the caster but ignore everyone else ",
    "0275": "Any undead in the area flee from the caster for 2d10 rounds ",
    "0276": "Any wood within 25 yards flies toward the caster for 1d10 rounds ",
    "0277": "Any writing implement used by caster breaks, runs dry, etc. ",
    "0278": "Anyone attempting to rob caster must tell him about it beforehand ",
    "0279": "Anyone drinking a potion near caster looks like him until sunset ",
    "0280": "Anyone drinking a potion shrinks by 50% for its duration ",
    "0281": "Anyone in caster's presence can't employ Direction Sense ",
    "0282": "Anyone in caster's presence thinks that he represents True North ",
    "0283": "Anyone related to caster by blood is invisible to him ",
    "0284": "Anyone slain by caster becomes invisible upon death ",
    "0285": "Anyone trying to pick caster's pocket shrinks by 50% ",
    "0286": "Anyone trying to scry the caster's whereabouts sees this location ",
    "0287": "Anyone voluntarily struck by caster's magic resents him for it ",
    "0288": "Anyone who knows caster's name gives him an offensive nickname ",
    "0289": "Anyone who looks deep into caster's mouth risks insanity ",
    "0290": "Anything caster drinks is 50% likely to fall from his mouth ",
    "0291": "Anything written by caster appears as gibberish to everyone else ",
    "0292": "Artifacts react unpredictably when caster attempts to use them ",
    "0293": "Before each spell, caster must address someone who isn't there ",
    "0294": "Before each spell, caster must anoint his head with water ",
    "0295": "Before each spell, caster must bark like a dog for 2d6 seconds ",
    "0296": "Before each spell, caster must bite a gold coin ",
    "0297": "Before each spell, caster must blaspheme some god of chaos ",
    "0298": "Before each spell, caster must claim that his shoes are too tight ",
    "0299": "Before each spell, caster must claim to be invincible ",
    "0300": "Before each spell, caster must clear his throat loudly ",
    "0301": "Before each spell, caster must confess an embarrassing secret ",
    "0302": "Before each spell, caster must confess that he's a charlatan ",
    "0303": "Before each spell, caster must crack his knuckles ",
    "0304": "Before each spell, caster must drop a gold coin to the ground ",
    "0305": "Before each spell, caster must give himself permission to cast it ",
    "0306": "Before each spell, caster must hold his breath for 1d10 seconds ",
    "0307": "Before each spell, caster must ingest a pinch of dust ",
    "0308": "Before each spell, caster must insult a close friend ",
    "0309": "Before each spell, caster must invoke some monstrous entity ",
    "0310": "Before each spell, caster must issue what sounds like a prophecy ",
    "0311": "Before each spell, caster must light a small candle ",
    "0312": "Before each spell, caster must make a new and improbable vow ",
    "0313": "Before each spell, caster must make an embarrassing admission ",
    "0314": "Before each spell, caster must pat himself on the head ",
    "0315": "Before each spell, caster must pluck 1d6 hairs from his head ",
    "0316": "Before each spell, caster must predict that he'll die by sunset ",
    "0317": "Before each spell, caster must prick his finger with a rusty pin ",
    "0318": "Before each spell, caster must profess a thirst for human blood ",
    "0319": "Before each spell, caster must profess love for someone nearby ",
    "0320": "Before each spell, caster must promise to change his name ",
    "0321": "Before each spell, caster must remove one article of clothing ",
    "0322": "Before each spell, caster must say 'Magic is my business.' ",
    "0323": "Before each spell, caster must say 'My God, it's full of stars.' ",
    "0324": "Before each spell, caster must say 'The prophecy is fulfilled.' ",
    "0325": "Before each spell, caster must say 'This probably won't work.' ",
    "0326": "Before each spell, caster must shed at least 1d4 tears ",
    "0327": "Before each spell, caster must shout a different prime number  ",
    "0328": "Before each spell, caster must snap a twig or the like ",
    "0329": "Before each spell, caster must speak a new and original rhyme  ",
    "0330": "Before each spell, caster must speak a new and relevant pun ",
    "0331": "Before each spell, caster must speak ill of a good friend ",
    "0332": "Before each spell, caster must tear one article of clothing ",
    "0333": "Before each spell, caster must tie a knot in a piece of string ",
    "0334": "Before each spell, caster must touch his eyes, ears, and nose ",
    "0335": "Before each spell, caster must touch liquid water ",
    "0336": "Before each spell, caster must trace a circle in the air ",
    "0337": "Before each spell, caster must vow that this is his final spell ",
    "0338": "Beneficial magic potions have an opposite effect upon the caster ",
    "0339": "Bits of flesh fall from caster's body until he's a bare skeleton ",
    "0340": "Blades seem extraordinarily dull while caster wields them ",
    "0341": "Caster accidentally creates a virulent plague in his workshop ",
    "0342": "Caster accuses his nearest ally of murdering him ",
    "0343": "Caster acquires an exact copy of every non-magical thing he owns ",
    "0344": "Caster acquires lycanthropy, but only in his left leg ",
    "0345": "Caster acquires proficiency in some weapon that will never exist ",
    "0346": "Caster addresses everyone he knows by his own name ",
    "0347": "Caster adopts a habit of nightly self-flagellation  ",
    "0348": "Caster adopts a universally obscene gesture as his trademark ",
    "0349": "Caster adopts bizarre rituals concerning the preparation of food ",
    "0350": "Caster adopts fastidious standards of hygiene ",
    "0351": "Caster adopts some unlikely animal as a kind of spirit totem ",
    "0352": "Caster adopts some unlikely object as a kind of holy symbol ",
    "0353": "Caster adopts the next religion he encounters for the first time ",
    "0354": "Caster ages 1d10 years per hour until sunset tonight ",
    "0355": "Caster ages 1d10 years/round for 2 turns, then reverts to normal ",
    "0356": "Caster ages backwards 2d4 years over that many rounds ",
    "0357": "Caster ages normally but forever retains his current appearance  ",
    "0358": "Caster ages one year per day spent on open water ",
    "0359": "Caster ages one year per mile that he travels away from this spot ",
    "0360": "Caster always appears healthy and wealthy ",
    "0361": "Caster always appears sickly and destitute ",
    "0362": "Caster always feels as if the temperature is what it is right now ",
    "0363": "Caster always pays 10% more than the asking price ",
    "0364": "Caster always sees his surroundings as misty and fog-shrouded ",
    "0365": "Caster always thinks it's fifty degrees colder than it really is ",
    "0366": "Caster always thinks that there's one more step in the staircase ",
    "0367": "Caster and everyone else forgets and can't discern his age ",
    "0368": "Caster and nearest intelligent weapon exchange personalities ",
    "0369": "Caster and one nearby ally teleport to the caster's home ",
    "0370": "Caster annoys everyone by insisting that he's ambidextrous ",
    "0371": "Caster appears increasingly decrepit as the day wears on ",
    "0372": "Caster appears to be a bare skeleton from the waist down ",
    "0373": "Caster appears to be a bare skeleton from the waist up ",
    "0374": "Caster appears to be at full health, no matter how badly injured   ",
    "0375": "Caster appears to be bleeding profusely whenever he's indoors ",
    "0376": "Caster appears to be composed of translucent quartz ",
    "0377": "Caster appears to be covered in ugly scales for one day each week ",
    "0378": "Caster appears to be made of countless flesh-colored pebbles ",
    "0379": "Caster appears to be made out of bricks until sunset tomorrow ",
    "0380": "Caster appears to be of a different species while sleeping ",
    "0381": "Caster appears to be of opposite sex while brandishing a shield ",
    "0382": "Caster appears to be on fire while his spellbook is open ",
    "0383": "Caster appears to be operating his body from a remote location ",
    "0384": "Caster appears to be undead for one hour after each meal ",
    "0385": "Caster appears to be undead while in the presence of undead ",
    "0386": "Caster appears to be weathered like an ancient statue ",
    "0387": "Caster appears to have a railroad spike jutting from his forehead ",
    "0388": "Caster appears to have been carved from wood with an axe ",
    "0389": "Caster appears to have been crafted out of clay by children ",
    "0390": "Caster appears to have been torn apart and hastily reassembled  ",
    "0391": "Caster appears to shrivel like a raisin after each casting ",
    "0392": "Caster appears translucent to anyone of the opposite sex ",
    "0393": "Caster asks Elves if they can supply him with fudge cookies ",
    "0394": "Caster ate the last of the rations that his party was carrying  ",
    "0395": "Caster ate two or three pounds of apple seeds this morning ",
    "0396": "Caster attempts to drink every potion he sees ",
    "0397": "Caster attracts undead in any town he enters ",
    "0398": "Caster attracts zealous sycophants wherever he goes ",
    "0399": "Caster automatically believes that his own illusions are real ",
    "0400": "Caster awakens to find that the last 1d8 hours were only a dream ",
    "0401": "Caster bears the birthmark of the lineage of powerful kings ",
    "0402": "Caster becomes disturbingly frenetic until sunset ",
    "0403": "Caster becomes flat as a sheet of parchment for 2d6 rounds ",
    "0404": "Caster becomes increasingly simian as the days wear on  ",
    "0405": "Caster becomes invisible to anyone who successfully Charms him ",
    "0406": "Caster becomes lost if he enters a cave by himself ",
    "0407": "Caster becomes lost if he enters a forest by himself ",
    "0408": "Caster becomes powerfully addicted to necromantic magic ",
    "0409": "Caster becomes powerfully addicted to Chaos Bursts ",
    "0410": "Caster becomes tightly stuck to the next chair in which he sits ",
    "0411": "Caster becomes unconscious when he becomes invisible ",
    "0412": "Caster becomes violently ill if he eats near a fire ",
    "0413": "Caster becomes visibly anxious at the sight of holy water ",
    "0414": "Caster begins aging backwards, one year per round ",
    "0415": "Caster begins growing one inch per week ",
    "0416": "Caster begins his conversations with an insulting comment ",
    "0417": "Caster begins to resemble the next person who touches him ",
    "0418": "Caster begins worshipping his spellbook with burnt offerings  ",
    "0419": "Caster believes that a nearby sheep is his polymorphed true love ",
    "0420": "Caster briefly turns translucent after casting a spell ",
    "0421": "Caster burns with homicidal rage whenever he's struck by magic ",
    "0422": "Caster can alter his weight by up to 50% at will ",
    "0423": "Caster can always sense his location relative to this location ",
    "0424": "Caster can appear to be 50% fatter at will ",
    "0425": "Caster can appraise gems by tasting them ",
    "0426": "Caster can ask three questions of the next tree he touches ",
    "0427": "Caster can assess the purity of any metal by tasting it ",
    "0428": "Caster can be accurately described as 'frumious' ",
    "0429": "Caster can be injured but not killed by any bludgeoning weapon ",
    "0430": "Caster can be injured but not killed by any female creature ",
    "0431": "Caster can be injured but not killed by any male creature ",
    "0432": "Caster can be injured by fire, but it can't kill him ",
    "0433": "Caster can be injured by metal weapons, but they can't kill him ",
    "0434": "Caster can be injured normally but can only be slain by fire ",
    "0435": "Caster can be injured normally but can only be slain by magic ",
    "0436": "Caster can become invisible at will while he's knee-deep in snow ",
    "0437": "Caster can become invisible while standing neck-deep in water ",
    "0438": "Caster can breathe underwater, but he always smells like a fish ",
    "0439": "Caster can carry any weight of books but only in his bare hands ",
    "0440": "Caster can cause one creature near him to turn to iron ",
    "0441": "Caster can cause one nearby person to age 1d10 years ",
    "0442": "Caster can change the size of his ears at will ",
    "0443": "Caster can conjure apples out of thin air, one at a time ",
    "0444": "Caster can control any undead skeletons now within 100 yards ",
    "0445": "Caster can detach either of his hands at will ",
    "0446": "Caster can detach his head easily but dies if he does so ",
    "0447": "Caster can detect non-magical fire within 500 yards ",
    "0448": "Caster can detect the nearest potable water at will ",
    "0449": "Caster can detect the presence of elementals within 100 yards ",
    "0450": "Caster can detect True East at will ",
    "0451": "Caster can discern a person's age by touching him ",
    "0452": "Caster can discern a tree's age by touching it ",
    "0453": "Caster can discern whether people are really unconscious  ",
    "0454": "Caster can discern which spells a magic user has memorized ",
    "0455": "Caster can disgorge a pound of sawdust once per day ",
    "0456": "Caster can double his spells' range if he's carrying no metal ",
    "0457": "Caster can double his weight for up to 1d4 rounds per day ",
    "0458": "Caster can drink only from a golden bowl worth 100 gold pieces ",
    "0459": "Caster can easily walk on ice while barefoot ",
    "0460": "Caster can echolocate like a dolphin while naked and underwater ",
    "0461": "Caster can endure normal fire one round per point of Constitution ",
    "0462": "Caster can extend his legs to 150% of their normal length at will ",
    "0463": "Caster can extend his legs to 2X their normal length at will ",
    "0464": "Caster can handle red-hot metal with his bare hands ",
    "0465": "Caster can hear what occurs at this location from up to 10 miles ",
    "0466": "Caster can hear what's going on in his home, wherever he is ",
    "0467": "Caster can hold his breath for 3X his Wisdom score in rounds ",
    "0468": "Caster can hurl a baseball-sized object beyond the horizon ",
    "0469": "Caster can identify any kind of fungus on sight ",
    "0470": "Caster can ignite twigs by sticking them in his mouth ",
    "0471": "Caster can ignore any spell cast on him but is 80% likely to die ",
    "0472": "Caster can induce ravenous hunger in others ",
    "0473": "Caster can inflate his left hand like a balloon ",
    "0474": "Caster can instantly count quantities of fewer than 1,000 items ",
    "0475": "Caster can judge visible distances with amazing accuracy ",
    "0476": "Caster can light candles simply by touching their wicks ",
    "0477": "Caster can magically create edible but non-nourishing food ",
    "0478": "Caster can make his ears resemble noses at will ",
    "0479": "Caster can memorize spells 4x faster than is normally required ",
    "0480": "Caster can move easily through running water less than waist-deep ",
    "0481": "Caster can move in total silence for his Wisdom score in rounds ",
    "0482": "Caster can move silently while holding a thumb in each nostril ",
    "0483": "Caster can never again come within one mile of his home ",
    "0484": "Caster can no longer use charged magic items ",
    "0485": "Caster can only digest food that is spoiled or rotting ",
    "0486": "Caster can only use electrical magic while standing in water ",
    "0487": "Caster can only wear one shoe at a time ",
    "0488": "Caster can open his mouth as wide as he is tall ",
    "0489": "Caster can pass his right arm through up to six inches of wood ",
    "0490": "Caster can reattach his own limbs if they're severed ",
    "0491": "Caster can recall his own birth with perfect clarity ",
    "0492": "Caster can remove his tongue and replace it at will ",
    "0493": "Caster can remove one eye and replace it at will  ",
    "0494": "Caster can remove or negate one curse  ",
    "0495": "Caster can resemble a decaying zombie at will ",
    "0496": "Caster can retract his feet into his ankles at will ",
    "0497": "Caster can retract his fingers into his palms at will ",
    "0498": "Caster can retract his nose into his face at will ",
    "0499": "Caster can scale walls like a monkey while unencumbered  ",
    "0500": "Caster can see in total darkness if he has a banana in his pocket ",
    "0501": "Caster can see secret doors easily but can't see normal doors ",
    "0502": "Caster can see through fire ",
    "0503": "Caster can see through his eyelids for up to 1d6 rounds at a time ",
    "0504": "Caster can see through stone if he has a pebble in his mouth  ",
    "0505": "Caster can see underwater clearly while naked and wielding an axe ",
    "0506": "Caster can seem to be infected with a particular disease at will ",
    "0507": "Caster can seen in total darkness for 1d4 days ",
    "0508": "Caster can sense intelligent weapons within 10 yards  ",
    "0509": "Caster can sense people who've been affected by Chaos Bursts ",
    "0510": "Caster can speak but can't engage in actual conversations ",
    "0511": "Caster can speak in a whisper to anyone in his line of sight ",
    "0512": "Caster can speak in any of 2d4 voices at will ",
    "0513": "Caster can speak with ants but can only ask yes/no questions ",
    "0514": "Caster can speak with carrion birds, but he smells like a corpse ",
    "0515": "Caster can speak with carrion birds, but he's permanently bald ",
    "0516": "Caster can speak with domestic fowl, but he crows at sunrise ",
    "0517": "Caster can speak with domestic fowl, but they tend to lie to him ",
    "0518": "Caster can speak with honeybees while dancing like one of them ",
    "0519": "Caster can speak with oysters while holding a pearl in his mouth ",
    "0520": "Caster can speak with small fish, but only while underwater ",
    "0521": "Caster can spot the strongest member of any group of five or more ",
    "0522": "Caster can stretch his left arm 2X the length of his body ",
    "0523": "Caster can subsist on bark for up to 1d4 days at a time ",
    "0524": "Caster can Summon 1d10 rabbits, once per level per week ",
    "0525": "Caster can Summon a powerful entity to answer one question ",
    "0526": "Caster can Summon a powerful entity who will then try to kill him ",
    "0527": "Caster can Summon but not control a powerful, malevolent entity ",
    "0528": "Caster can Summon up to 1d10 pigeons per month ",
    "0529": "Caster can survive at the bottom of the sea for 1d4 minutes ",
    "0530": "Caster can survive in the depths of space, if he can get there ",
    "0531": "Caster can survive one fall of up to twenty miles ",
    "0532": "Caster can taste foods simply by touching them ",
    "0533": "Caster can teleport 10 feet straight up, once per day ",
    "0534": "Caster can teleport 10 times at will but loses a finger each time ",
    "0535": "Caster can teleport at will but ages 1d100 years each time ",
    "0536": "Caster can teleport at will but arrives unconscious for one hour ",
    "0537": "Caster can teleport at will but can't pick the destination ",
    "0538": "Caster can teleport at will but doesn't arrive for 1d12 months ",
    "0539": "Caster can teleport at will but is 10% likely to arrive dead ",
    "0540": "Caster can teleport at will but is paralyzed from the neck down ",
    "0541": "Caster can teleport at will but loses 1d100 hit points each time ",
    "0542": "Caster can teleport at will but only while naked and unencumbered ",
    "0543": "Caster can teleport at will but shrinks by 50% per mile traveled ",
    "0544": "Caster can teleport at will to this exact spot 2d6 times ",
    "0545": "Caster can teleport into the nearest hollow tree, once ",
    "0546": "Caster can teleport up to fifty feet once per day ",
    "0547": "Caster can throw one baseball-sized item 2d6 days into the future ",
    "0548": "Caster can throw one nearby person 1d10 rounds into the future  ",
    "0549": "Caster can throw one nearby person 1d4 days into the future ",
    "0550": "Caster can transmute magically-created metal into wood ",
    "0551": "Caster can travel in time but ages 1d10 years per round traveled ",
    "0552": "Caster can turn 360� at the waist without harm ",
    "0553": "Caster can turn ethereal at will but can't revert for 3d8 days ",
    "0554": "Caster can turn his arms to wood for up to 1d6 rounds per day ",
    "0555": "Caster can turn his bones invisible at will ",
    "0556": "Caster can turn his hands invisible at will 1d8 times per day ",
    "0557": "Caster can turn his head completely around once per day ",
    "0558": "Caster can turn into a cat but can't resume his true form ",
    "0559": "Caster can turn into a falcon but is only 30% likely to turn back ",
    "0560": "Caster can turn into a small tree while he's indoors ",
    "0561": "Caster can turn into any kind of fish if no water is nearby ",
    "0562": "Caster can turn invisible while he holds his breath ",
    "0563": "Caster can turn invisible while naked and motionless ",
    "0564": "Caster can walk on inclines of 45� or less as if they were flat ",
    "0565": "Caster can withstand ocean depths while holding a bar of sodium ",
    "0566": "Caster can, at will, appear to be the next person he touches ",
    "0567": "Caster can't attack anyone more than 20 feet away from him ",
    "0568": "Caster can't be beheaded ",
    "0569": "Caster can't be blinded or dazzled by sunlight ",
    "0570": "Caster can't be burned by magical fire for 1d4 hours ",
    "0571": "Caster can't be burned by steam or scalding water ",
    "0572": "Caster can't be Charmed by anyone of the opposite sex ",
    "0573": "Caster can't be crushed by any weight of stone ",
    "0574": "Caster can't be cut by any blade until he casts his next spell ",
    "0575": "Caster can't be cut by glass ",
    "0576": "Caster can't be cut by non-magical blades for 1d4 days ",
    "0577": "Caster can't be harmed by any member of the royal family ",
    "0578": "Caster can't be harmed by loud, non-magical sound ",
    "0579": "Caster can't be harmed by refined metals for 1d4 hours ",
    "0580": "Caster can't be harmed while he stands where he is right now ",
    "0581": "Caster can't be killed by anyone of his own race ",
    "0582": "Caster can't be overwhelmed by foul odors ",
    "0583": "Caster can't be seen through glass or ice ",
    "0584": "Caster can't be strangled ",
    "0585": "Caster can't breathe for 4d6 rounds ",
    "0586": "Caster can't bring his left hand within 18 inches of his head ",
    "0587": "Caster can't carry anything larger than his own head ",
    "0588": "Caster can't carry anything made entirely of metal ",
    "0589": "Caster can't carry refined metal in a wooded environment ",
    "0590": "Caster can't cast any spells he now has memorized for 1d8 days ",
    "0591": "Caster can't cast fire-based magic while in the rain ",
    "0592": "Caster can't cast fire-based spells in a wooded environment ",
    "0593": "Caster can't cast force-based spells (Wall of Force, etc.) ",
    "0594": "Caster can't cast magic on anyone not wearing armor ",
    "0595": "Caster can't cast magic on anyone while they're eating ",
    "0596": "Caster can't cast magic unless he's within sight of a tree ",
    "0597": "Caster can't cast magic upon himself for 1d4 weeks ",
    "0598": "Caster can't create magical walls or barriers ",
    "0599": "Caster can't create normal or magical fire for 1d4 days ",
    "0600": "Caster can't create permanent magical objects or effects  ",
    "0601": "Caster can't cross moving water while brandishing a weapon ",
    "0602": "Caster can't cross moving water while carrying his spellbook ",
    "0603": "Caster can't cross moving water while wearing clothes ",
    "0604": "Caster can't cross moving water while wearing magical rings ",
    "0605": "Caster can't cross moving water without assistance ",
    "0606": "Caster can't determine when he's hungry or thirsty ",
    "0607": "Caster can't eat any cooked meat ",
    "0608": "Caster can't eat any food that doesn't contain a handful of soil ",
    "0609": "Caster can't eat any food that he himself didn't prepare ",
    "0610": "Caster can't eat any salted or cured meat ",
    "0611": "Caster can't eat while at full hit points ",
    "0612": "Caster can't employ magical means of improving his Armor Class ",
    "0613": "Caster can't enter any artificial structure for 2d4 weeks ",
    "0614": "Caster can't enter any building in which Dwarves are present ",
    "0615": "Caster can't go more than 10' from this location for 24 hours ",
    "0616": "Caster can't harm or be harmed by elementals for 4d10 months ",
    "0617": "Caster can't inflict injury upon himself with any metal weapon ",
    "0618": "Caster can't learn any new spells until he's been resurrected ",
    "0619": "Caster can't learn any new spells within 1d10 miles of here ",
    "0620": "Caster can't lift both feet from the ground at the same time ",
    "0621": "Caster can't move his arms for 1d4 turns ",
    "0622": "Caster can't move his left arm or right leg for 1d4 turns ",
    "0623": "Caster can't move more than 10 feet from the next tree he touches ",
    "0624": "Caster can't open any door constructed primarily of wood ",
    "0625": "Caster can't open any door that has a hinge made of metal ",
    "0626": "Caster can't open any door that opens toward him ",
    "0627": "Caster can't open any door unless his hair is wet ",
    "0628": "Caster can't open any door while anyone is watching  ",
    "0629": "Caster can't quite be certain that he really exists ",
    "0630": "Caster can't remember the last 2d12+12 hours ",
    "0631": "Caster can't remove any magical armor that he's now wearing ",
    "0632": "Caster can't remove his hands from his pockets ",
    "0633": "Caster can't run while his eyes are open ",
    "0634": "Caster can't see any extra-planar creatures for one year  ",
    "0635": "Caster can't see through glass, ice, diamond, or the like ",
    "0636": "Caster can't sleep indoors while it's raining ",
    "0637": "Caster can't sleep more than 1d4 hours at a time ",
    "0638": "Caster can't sleep until he shaves his head bald ",
    "0639": "Caster can't sleep until he's walked at least 4d8 miles from here ",
    "0640": "Caster can't speak for one hour and can only croak like a frog ",
    "0641": "Caster can't speak for one hour if he's wearing clothes ",
    "0642": "Caster can't speak in anything less than a full shout ",
    "0643": "Caster can't speak in sentences longer than 10 syllables ",
    "0644": "Caster can't speak to anyone holding a blood-stained weapon ",
    "0645": "Caster can't speak to anyone whom he's not currently touching ",
    "0646": "Caster can't speak unless he first turns in a circle  ",
    "0647": "Caster can't speak unless he's brandishing a weapon ",
    "0648": "Caster can't speak unless he's carrying at least one gold coin ",
    "0649": "Caster can't speak unless his thumbs are touching ",
    "0650": "Caster can't speak until he's removed 1d10 articles of clothing ",
    "0651": "Caster can't speak while holding a weapon ",
    "0652": "Caster can't stand with both feet on the ground at the same time ",
    "0653": "Caster can't stop talking for 6d12 hours ",
    "0654": "Caster can't tolerate the presence of wet ink ",
    "0655": "Caster can't touch food with his hands ",
    "0656": "Caster can't use any blade longer than his forearm ",
    "0657": "Caster can't use any magic until someone cuts him with a blade ",
    "0658": "Caster can't use magic between sunrise and noon ",
    "0659": "Caster can't use magic for 1d4 rounds after being wounded ",
    "0660": "Caster can't use magic for 1d6 rounds after being struck by magic ",
    "0661": "Caster can't use magic for six hours after ingesting meat ",
    "0662": "Caster can't use magic items for one turn after casting a spell ",
    "0663": "Caster can't use magic items that contain gold ",
    "0664": "Caster can't use magic items until sunrise ",
    "0665": "Caster can't use magic items while at full hit points ",
    "0666": "Caster can't use magic unless he swallows a gold coin each day ",
    "0667": "Caster can't use magic unless he's holding a buzzard's feather ",
    "0668": "Caster can't use magic until he eats a pound of feathers ",
    "0669": "Caster can't use magic until sunset tomorrow ",
    "0670": "Caster can't use magic while sitting ",
    "0671": "Caster can't use magic within 1d4 miles of this spot for 5d6 days ",
    "0672": "Caster can't use missile weapons for one week ",
    "0673": "Caster can't use non-magical blades for 1d6 days ",
    "0674": "Caster can't use the spell Dispel Magic ",
    "0675": "Caster can't use the spell that triggered this Burst for one year ",
    "0676": "Caster can't use weapons that contain wood ",
    "0677": "Caster can't wake without assistance ",
    "0678": "Caster can't walk (run, etc.) while wearing a magic ring ",
    "0679": "Caster can't wear magical rings ",
    "0680": "Caster can't wield any weapon longer than his arm ",
    "0681": "Caster changes his name to its reverse: 'Tom' becomes 'Mot' ",
    "0682": "Caster claims that he's doing the work of some god or other ",
    "0683": "Caster claims to be able to command dragons to do his bidding ",
    "0684": "Caster claims to be immune to inorganic poisons ",
    "0685": "Caster claims to be the offspring of a god and a mortal ",
    "0686": "Caster claims to have begotten a child with a god ",
    "0687": "Caster claims to have committed logically impossible acts ",
    "0688": "Caster claims to have created the universe ",
    "0689": "Caster claims to have invented the Fireball spell ",
    "0690": "Caster combusts instantly if he's stabbed by a silver dagger ",
    "0691": "Caster comes into possession of 1d100 acres of swampland ",
    "0692": "Caster comes into possession of a bag full of mismatched teeth ",
    "0693": "Caster comes into possession of a black velvet painting of Elves ",
    "0694": "Caster comes into possession of a foul, decomposing skull ",
    "0695": "Caster comes into possession of a golden vial of silver fluid ",
    "0696": "Caster comes into possession of a ring that can't be removed ",
    "0697": "Caster comes into possession of a three-legged pony ",
    "0698": "Caster comes into possession of an apparently magical lamp ",
    "0699": "Caster comes into possession of his great-grandfather's jawbone ",
    "0700": "Caster completely blends into his surroundings while he's asleep ",
    "0701": "Caster completely blends into his surroundings while upside down ",
    "0702": "Caster compulsively hordes some kind of small, worthless item ",
    "0703": "Caster confesses to every crime he hears about ",
    "0704": "Caster confesses to improbable crimes (e.g. 'I stole the moon�') ",
    "0705": "Caster consistently overestimates his martial and magical prowess ",
    "0706": "Caster continues to age normally but can't die of old age ",
    "0707": "Caster coughs violently in the presence of undead ",
    "0708": "Caster craves moss ",
    "0709": "Caster craves wood like a termite ",
    "0710": "Caster cries like a baby whenever he's hungry or can't sleep ",
    "0711": "Caster cries like a baby whenever he's struck by magic ",
    "0712": "Caster dances like a belly-dancer for 2d6 rounds ",
    "0713": "Caster declares himself to be the center of the universe  ",
    "0714": "Caster declares that Dwarves are indistinguishable from orcs ",
    "0715": "Caster declares that he can redeem the damned ",
    "0716": "Caster declares that he has the power to absolve sins ",
    "0717": "Caster declares that he is the judge of all mankind ",
    "0718": "Caster declares that these pretzels are making him thirsty ",
    "0719": "Caster deeply resents anyone who asks him to use magic ",
    "0720": "Caster deeply resents anyone who doesn't praise his magical skill ",
    "0721": "Caster deeply resents anyone who eats meat in his presence ",
    "0722": "Caster deeply resents anyone who uses magic in his presence ",
    "0723": "Caster demands that employers pay him in wood instead of gold  ",
    "0724": "Caster demands that his allies adopt fastidious hygiene standards ",
    "0725": "Caster demands that his allies treat him as though he's invisible ",
    "0726": "Caster demands that people call him Ishmael ",
    "0727": "Caster demands that people call him Legion, for he is many ",
    "0728": "Caster demands that people call him The Spell-Meister ",
    "0729": "Caster derives no nourishment from food cooked over a fire ",
    "0730": "Caster derives no nourishment from food eaten after sunset ",
    "0731": "Caster derives no nourishment from food eaten near a lake ",
    "0732": "Caster develops a stutter while in the presence of undead ",
    "0733": "Caster develops an intense hunger for leather strapping ",
    "0734": "Caster develops an intense hunger for the pages of his spellbook ",
    "0735": "Caster didn't actually exist prior to this Chaos Burst ",
    "0736": "Caster dies if he slays a zombie in the next 1d6 days ",
    "0737": "Caster dies instantly if his blood is spilled by a god ",
    "0738": "Caster dies instantly if his blood is spilled by mistletoe ",
    "0739": "Caster dies painfully but arises at dawn having gained one level ",
    "0740": "Caster discovers a whole pantheon of hitherto overlooked deities ",
    "0741": "Caster discovers that one of his limbs belongs to someone else ",
    "0742": "Caster discovers that one of his limbs is a clockwork replica ",
    "0743": "Caster disgorges 10d10 feet of rubber tubing ",
    "0744": "Caster disgorges 1d100 gold pieces ",
    "0745": "Caster disgorges 1d100 pounds of wet, coarse sand ",
    "0746": "Caster disgorges 1d4 apples per hour for the next 3d8 hours ",
    "0747": "Caster disgorges 1d4 gallons of foul, necrotic mush ",
    "0748": "Caster disgorges 1d6 gallons of rusty sludge ",
    "0749": "Caster disgorges 2d10 pounds of carrots ",
    "0750": "Caster disgorges 2d4 full-sized wool blankets ",
    "0751": "Caster disgorges a 100 foot length of fine silver wire ",
    "0752": "Caster disgorges a ball of solid bone nine inches in diameter ",
    "0753": "Caster disgorges a bar of copper four feet in length ",
    "0754": "Caster disgorges a bar of soap as large as his spellbook ",
    "0755": "Caster disgorges a bolt of finely embroidered silk ",
    "0756": "Caster disgorges a book about gastrointestinal anomalies ",
    "0757": "Caster disgorges a book of carpet samples ",
    "0758": "Caster disgorges a box of rare botanical samples ",
    "0759": "Caster disgorges a bushel of ripe peaches ",
    "0760": "Caster disgorges a coffin large enough to accommodate his corpse ",
    "0761": "Caster disgorges a four-course meal for three ",
    "0762": "Caster disgorges a full-grown cactus ",
    "0763": "Caster disgorges a full-sized barrel ",
    "0764": "Caster disgorges a glass cube four inches on a side  ",
    "0765": "Caster disgorges a glass vial containing a mysterious potion ",
    "0766": "Caster disgorges a golden birdcage ",
    "0767": "Caster disgorges a king's long-lost signet ring ",
    "0768": "Caster disgorges a large bunch of bananas ",
    "0769": "Caster disgorges a large chair ",
    "0770": "Caster disgorges a large pane of glass  ",
    "0771": "Caster disgorges a length of heavy chain ",
    "0772": "Caster disgorges a life-sized ice sculpture of a horse ",
    "0773": "Caster disgorges a long hunk of driftwood ",
    "0774": "Caster disgorges a lump of brass the size of his torso ",
    "0775": "Caster disgorges a medium-sized astrolabe ",
    "0776": "Caster disgorges a mop and a wooden bucket full of suds ",
    "0777": "Caster disgorges a mysterious and important-looking key ",
    "0778": "Caster disgorges a pair of deer antlers ",
    "0779": "Caster disgorges a pair of smith's fire tongs ",
    "0780": "Caster disgorges a pouch full of rare and ancient coins ",
    "0781": "Caster disgorges a pound of mercury ",
    "0782": "Caster disgorges a pound of molten lead ",
    "0783": "Caster disgorges a ring full of keys that don't fit any lock ",
    "0784": "Caster disgorges a ship's anchor ",
    "0785": "Caster disgorges a small brazier full of burning coals ",
    "0786": "Caster disgorges a sort of bowl-shaped porcelain chair ",
    "0787": "Caster disgorges a weapon that he misplaced 1d12 months ago ",
    "0788": "Caster disgorges a whole pumpkin ",
    "0789": "Caster disgorges a wrought-iron staircase banister ",
    "0790": "Caster disgorges an airtight canister filled with nitrogen gas ",
    "0791": "Caster disgorges an elephant's femur ",
    "0792": "Caster disgorges an entire beehive ",
    "0793": "Caster disgorges an exact copy of the head of someone nearby ",
    "0794": "Caster disgorges an oil painting of this scene ",
    "0795": "Caster disgorges an ostrich egg ",
    "0796": "Caster disgorges enough snow to blanket an area ten feet square ",
    "0797": "Caster disgorges half of a canoe ",
    "0798": "Caster disgorges the carcass of a strange and colorful bird ",
    "0799": "Caster disgorges the emblem of some diabolical religious cult ",
    "0800": "Caster disgorges the entire, intact skin of a giraffe ",
    "0801": "Caster disgorges the entire, intact skin of someone nearby  ",
    "0802": "Caster disgorges what appears to be his entire nervous system ",
    "0803": "Caster disgorges what appears to be his own still-beating heart ",
    "0804": "Caster displays all the signs of full demonic possession ",
    "0805": "Caster distrusts anyone displaying a cut gem or jewel ",
    "0806": "Caster distrusts anyone taller than he is ",
    "0807": "Caster distrusts anyone who doesn't know the caster's name ",
    "0808": "Caster distrusts anyone who doesn't resemble him ",
    "0809": "Caster distrusts anyone who won't let him examine their teeth ",
    "0810": "Caster distrusts anyone who's wearing armor ",
    "0811": "Caster distrusts other members of his race ",
    "0812": "Caster distrusts other spellcasters ",
    "0813": "Caster doesn't need to drink fluids for the next 1d100 weeks ",
    "0814": "Caster doesn't need to eat during the new moon ",
    "0815": "Caster doesn't need to eat for the next 1d100 weeks ",
    "0816": "Caster doesn't remember anyone now within 10 miles ",
    "0817": "Caster donates all of his money to some unlikely charity ",
    "0818": "Caster dreams each night of a powerful and malevolent artifact ",
    "0819": "Caster dreams each night of being painfully turned inside out ",
    "0820": "Caster dreams each night of being worshipped by gods ",
    "0821": "Caster dreams of being stalked by an invisible hunter from space ",
    "0822": "Caster dreams of unicorns and wonders if he's an automaton ",
    "0823": "Caster drinks any potions he's now carrying  ",
    "0824": "Caster eat food for 1d12 hours after using a magic item ",
    "0825": "Caster embraces someone nearby and is reluctant to let go  ",
    "0826": "Caster embraces the nearest tree and refuses to let go ",
    "0827": "Caster ends his conversations with an annoying catch phrase ",
    "0828": "Caster engages in a long, heated debate with the nearest tree ",
    "0829": "Caster enjoys the taste of fire ",
    "0830": "Caster enjoys the taste of lamp oil ",
    "0831": "Caster erases one randomly-chosen spell from his spellbook ",
    "0832": "Caster experiences pain if he handles jewels or precious gems ",
    "0833": "Caster experiences pain when he spends money ",
    "0834": "Caster experiences violent, full-body spasms for 2d4 rounds ",
    "0835": "Caster faces True North and is stuck that way for one turn ",
    "0836": "Caster falls down the next flight of steps he encounters ",
    "0837": "Caster falls from the nearest tree ",
    "0838": "Caster falls madly in love with someone he's never heard of ",
    "0839": "Caster falls madly in love with someone who's never existed ",
    "0840": "Caster fears densely wooded areas ",
    "0841": "Caster fears non-magical, non-humanoid mammals ",
    "0842": "Caster fears that he'll be damned forever whenever he uses magic ",
    "0843": "Caster fears that he'll cease to exist if he causes another Burst ",
    "0844": "Caster fears that his allies are vanishing one by one ",
    "0845": "Caster fears that his limbs are vanishing one by one ",
    "0846": "Caster fears that spiders have lain countless eggs in his brain ",
    "0847": "Caster fears the reaper ",
    "0848": "Caster feels a psychic bond to someone unknown but nearby  ",
    "0849": "Caster feels as if he's always walking on a slope ",
    "0850": "Caster feels as though he's trudging through knee-deep snow ",
    "0851": "Caster feels as though he's trudging uphill ",
    "0852": "Caster feels constant, overwhelming hunger while in his home ",
    "0853": "Caster feels countless small snakes crawling all over his body ",
    "0854": "Caster feels incredible hostility toward non-magic users ",
    "0855": "Caster feels incredible hostility toward other magic users ",
    "0856": "Caster feels inexplicable anxiety when he hears his name ",
    "0857": "Caster feels inexplicable anxiety while at full hit points ",
    "0858": "Caster feels inexplicable nostalgia when he meets new people ",
    "0859": "Caster feels intense but unfocused hatred for 1d6 hours ",
    "0860": "Caster feels intense discomfort when people smile at him ",
    "0861": "Caster feels more comfortable among the undead than the living ",
    "0862": "Caster feels overpowering fear in the presence of steam ",
    "0863": "Caster feels overpowering hatred for the next magic item he sees ",
    "0864": "Caster feels powerless unless everyone knows he's a magic user ",
    "0865": "Caster feels powerless unless he's wearing boots on his hands ",
    "0866": "Caster feels strangely calm while in the presence of dragons ",
    "0867": "Caster feels thorny roots growing slowly through his flesh ",
    "0868": "Caster fiercely covets the next magical ring he sees ",
    "0869": "Caster finds 1d100 cans containing pink, processed meat in jelly ",
    "0870": "Caster finds 1d4 extra spells in his spellbook ",
    "0871": "Caster finds 1d4 small rodents living in his spellbook ",
    "0872": "Caster finds 2d6 white pills, each of which heals 1d20 hit points ",
    "0873": "Caster finds 2d8 real-looking but useless spells in his spellbook ",
    "0874": "Caster finds a barrel full of rancid mayonnaise ",
    "0875": "Caster finds a book describing the methods for self-dissection ",
    "0876": "Caster finds a book that will shatter his sanity if he reads it ",
    "0877": "Caster finds a compelling but incomprehensible magical tome ",
    "0878": "Caster finds a copy of Aristotle's long-lost Poetics of Comedy ",
    "0879": "Caster finds a copy of his own ghost-written autobiography ",
    "0880": "Caster finds a crystal containing a tiny image of himself ",
    "0881": "Caster finds a cube of frozen human blood, one foot on a side ",
    "0882": "Caster finds a four-valve trumpet that can raise the dead ",
    "0883": "Caster finds a handful of mysterious pills in his pocket ",
    "0884": "Caster finds a handful of rainbow-colored powder in his pocket ",
    "0885": "Caster finds a hideous carved idol of a cephalopoid god-monster ",
    "0886": "Caster finds a key that explodes when inserted into any lock ",
    "0887": "Caster finds a large, cursed diamond in the next hole he digs ",
    "0888": "Caster finds a large, gold box containing nothing but sand ",
    "0889": "Caster finds a large, metal disc engraved with his image ",
    "0890": "Caster finds a list of assassination targets; his name is next ",
    "0891": "Caster finds a magic wand but for some reason is afraid to use it ",
    "0892": "Caster finds a minor artifact in the next hole he digs ",
    "0893": "Caster finds a mirror that grants false visions of the future ",
    "0894": "Caster finds a mirror that reflects everyone but him  ",
    "0895": "Caster finds a mirror that reflects only vampires ",
    "0896": "Caster finds a notebook detailing the way he was built in a lab ",
    "0897": "Caster finds a number that divides evenly into all prime numbers ",
    "0898": "Caster finds a pair of gloves that devour any hands inside them ",
    "0899": "Caster finds a pair of gloves that turn to steel when worn ",
    "0900": "Caster finds a pair of stone tablets engraved with quaint laws ",
    "0901": "Caster finds a possibly inaccurate chronology of his entire life ",
    "0902": "Caster finds a potion 90% likely to heal and 10% likely to kill ",
    "0903": "Caster finds a potion that can instantly cause his death ",
    "0904": "Caster finds a potion that can instill zealous religious fervor ",
    "0905": "Caster finds a potion that can turn him into an invisible cat ",
    "0906": "Caster finds a potion that induces permanent madness in horses ",
    "0907": "Caster finds a potion that makes the drinker even more visible ",
    "0908": "Caster finds a pouch full of 1d100 totally identical teeth ",
    "0909": "Caster finds a pouch full of highly flammable black dust ",
    "0910": "Caster finds a powder that burns trolls as if it were strong acid ",
    "0911": "Caster finds a powder that can dissolve up to one pound of gold ",
    "0912": "Caster finds a powder that can eliminate any poison from food ",
    "0913": "Caster finds a powder that can render the invisible visible ",
    "0914": "Caster finds a powder that can turn a zombie into an inert corpse ",
    "0915": "Caster finds a powder that can turn an inert corpse into a zombie ",
    "0916": "Caster finds a powder that combusts in the presence of orcs ",
    "0917": "Caster finds a powder that induces addictive euphoria if inhaled ",
    "0918": "Caster finds a powder that induces extreme covetousness ",
    "0919": "Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to everyone but him ",
    "0920": "Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to him but no one else ",
    "0921": "Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to large-sized insects ",
    "0922": "Caster finds a powder that quickly seals open wounds ",
    "0923": "Caster finds a powder that repels elementals ",
    "0924": "Caster finds a sack full of his own crematory remains ",
    "0925": "Caster finds a satchel containing his weight in gold pieces ",
    "0926": "Caster finds a scroll describing exactly how & when he'll die ",
    "0927": "Caster finds a secret passage in the next room he enters ",
    "0928": "Caster finds a set of high-quality watchmaker's tools ",
    "0929": "Caster finds a small iron box containing 4d8 of his own teeth ",
    "0930": "Caster finds a treasure map in the next animal he butchers ",
    "0931": "Caster finds a treasure map that others will kill to possess ",
    "0932": "Caster finds a trumpet that, if blown, may herald the End Times ",
    "0933": "Caster finds a weapon that can kill a god ",
    "0934": "Caster finds a wooden box whose interior can't be illuminated ",
    "0935": "Caster finds an amulet that repels Summoned creatures ",
    "0936": "Caster finds black meat like a tainted cheese ",
    "0937": "Caster finds blueprints for building some anachronistic device ",
    "0938": "Caster finds convincing evidence that he's just a clone ",
    "0939": "Caster finds foul odors pleasant and pleasant scents repulsive ",
    "0940": "Caster finds his own decaying corpse in the next hole he digs ",
    "0941": "Caster finds proof that a dangerous secret society runs the world ",
    "0942": "Caster finds strong evidence that the apocalypse is nigh ",
    "0943": "Caster finds strong evidence that the planet is artificial ",
    "0944": "Caster finds the ruins of a vast magical library ",
    "0945": "Caster finds the sight of cooked meat to be highly offensive  ",
    "0946": "Caster finds the whole idea of 'names' to be silly and pointless ",
    "0947": "Caster finds the wreckage of a seagoing vessel in a nearby forest ",
    "0948": "Caster finds two of the three keys needed to unlock the world ",
    "0949": "Caster flees this spot and can't return for at least one year ",
    "0950": "Caster flees, panic-stricken, at top speed in a random direction ",
    "0951": "Caster flickers like a guttering candle for 1d6 turns  ",
    "0952": "Caster flies into a fury when he removes his shoes ",
    "0953": "Caster flies into a murderous rage and attacks his nearest ally ",
    "0954": "Caster forgets any fire that he lights ",
    "0955": "Caster forgets any first-level spell he now has memorized ",
    "0956": "Caster forgets everyone's name ",
    "0957": "Caster forgets everything he knows about etiquette ",
    "0958": "Caster forgets how to open his spellbook ",
    "0959": "Caster forgets how to use knives and blades of all kinds ",
    "0960": "Caster forgets how to use magic for 1d4 days ",
    "0961": "Caster forgets how to walk for 1d12 hours ",
    "0962": "Caster forgets that his name is a vile expletive in Dwarfish ",
    "0963": "Caster gains 1d4 points of Strength; loses one point per day ",
    "0964": "Caster gains experience at 2X normal rate until he gains a level ",
    "0965": "Caster gains minor access to a formerly forbidden school of magic ",
    "0966": "Caster gains no benefit from magical healing during daylight ",
    "0967": "Caster gains no benefit from wearing gloves or gauntlets ",
    "0968": "Caster gains one pound per level of spells he casts ",
    "0969": "Caster gains one pound per round for the next 1d100 rounds ",
    "0970": "Caster generally seems to be lying when talking about magic ",
    "0971": "Caster gets a splinter every time he wields a wooden weapon ",
    "0972": "Caster gives his party two weeks' notice before resigning ",
    "0973": "Caster glows as bright as daylight while he's asleep ",
    "0974": "Caster goes berserk and attacks the next undead creature he sees ",
    "0975": "Caster goes berserk in the presence of royalty ",
    "0976": "Caster goes berserk whenever he receives magical healing ",
    "0977": "Caster goes on and on about his misunderstood genius ",
    "0978": "Caster goes out of his way to appear humble and unassuming ",
    "0979": "Caster goes out of his way to avoid using magic in combat ",
    "0980": "Caster goes out of his way to be offensive to royalty ",
    "0981": "Caster goes out of his way to draw attention to himself in battle ",
    "0982": "Caster gradually becomes more and more angular ",
    "0983": "Caster gradually becomes more and more turtle-like ",
    "0984": "Caster growls in his sleep like a tiger ",
    "0985": "Caster grows 1d10 new and mysterious organs in his abdomen ",
    "0986": "Caster grows an additional finger each week ",
    "0987": "Caster grows one inch per day for the next 2d4-1 days ",
    "0988": "Caster hallucinates wildly the next time he drinks water ",
    "0989": "Caster hallucinates wildly until he drinks a quart of water ",
    "0990": "Caster has  5 Intelligence for 1d6 turns ",
    "0991": "Caster has  5 Strength for 1d4 turns ",
    "0992": "Caster has 1d100 real-looking but useless copies of his spellbook ",
    "0993": "Caster has a +10 bonus on each of his next 1d4 dice rolls ",
    "0994": "Caster has a 10% chance to control any Summoned entity he sees ",
    "0995": "Caster has a 10% chance to pick any mechanical lock  ",
    "0996": "Caster has a 25% chance to go blind in each of the next 4 rounds ",
    "0997": "Caster has a blood-sworn enemy in every town within 500 miles ",
    "0998": "Caster has a clear memory of building himself from scratch ",
    "0999": "Caster has a close relative in every town within 500 miles ",
    "1000": "Caster has a crystal cube that enables him to see through wood ",
    "1001": "Caster has a cumulative 1% chance daily to be eaten by a dragon ",
    "1002": "Caster has a cumulative 1% chance daily to turn to stone ",
    "1003": "Caster has a flat 10% chance to know any new language he hears ",
    "1004": "Caster has a habit of issuing idle but poorly-considered threats ",
    "1005": "Caster has a large but harmless hole at the top of his head ",
    "1006": "Caster has a parrot on his shoulder and a peg leg  ",
    "1007": "Caster has a powerful craving for charcoal, sulfur, and saltpeter ",
    "1008": "Caster has a powerful craving for the bark of the hemlock tree ",
    "1009": "Caster has a reputation, perhaps undeserved, for wild debauchery ",
    "1010": "Caster has a scar as if his head were severed and reattached ",
    "1011": "Caster has a small keyhole in the palm of his right hand ",
    "1012": "Caster has a star-shaped dent at the back of his head ",
    "1013": "Caster has a violent argument with the next soldier he meets ",
    "1014": "Caster has an almost paralyzing fear of death and the dead ",
    "1015": "Caster has an answer for everything ",
    "1016": "Caster has an extraordinary sense of balance ",
    "1017": "Caster has an identical face on the back of his head ",
    "1018": "Caster has an inexplicable but overwhelming fear of sunrise ",
    "1019": "Caster has an out-of-body experience and can't find his way back ",
    "1020": "Caster has an overpowering hatred of artificial light sources ",
    "1021": "Caster has an ugly mole just like a nose ",
    "1022": "Caster has an ugly nose just like a mole ",
    "1023": "Caster has been carrying a sack full of manure for 1d4 days ",
    "1024": "Caster has blasphemous tattoos over most of his body  ",
    "1025": "Caster has dreadful dreams of a foul, ancient, and tentacled god ",
    "1026": "Caster has faulty direction sense while carrying his spellbook ",
    "1027": "Caster has misgivings about those mushrooms he ate yesterday ",
    "1028": "Caster has no internal organs; he's a homogenous mush inside ",
    "1029": "Caster has no scent whatsoever ",
    "1030": "Caster has ram's horns growing from his hips ",
    "1031": "Caster has rings on his fingers and bells on his toes ",
    "1032": "Caster has scars as if his skeleton had been torn out of his body ",
    "1033": "Caster has silly and pornographic tattoos over most of his body ",
    "1034": "Caster has ten thumbs in his mouth ",
    "1035": "Caster has ten thumbs instead of fingers ",
    "1036": "Caster has ten thumbs somewhere on his body ",
    "1037": "Caster has tiny mathematical formulae tattooed all over his body ",
    "1038": "Caster has vivid but false memories of a past life ",
    "1039": "Caster has vivid but false memories of the last 24 hours ",
    "1040": "Caster has vivid dreams of his own death each night ",
    "1041": "Caster hasn't eaten during the past 1d100 days ",
    "1042": "Caster hatches numerous schemes for destroying the world ",
    "1043": "Caster hears a heavenly choir singing his praises for 1d4 hours ",
    "1044": "Caster hears crickets chirping loudly from now on ",
    "1045": "Caster hears malevolent voices nearby whispering about his doom ",
    "1046": "Caster hears normally except for voices, which seem subtly muted ",
    "1047": "Caster hears the echo of his own voice whenever he speaks ",
    "1048": "Caster hears the footfalls of a hungry predator nearby ",
    "1049": "Caster hears waves crashing on a beach no matter where he is ",
    "1050": "Caster henceforth casts this spell as if he's two levels higher ",
    "1051": "Caster henceforth gains an additional hit point at each level  ",
    "1052": "Caster henceforth has a bonus 10% chance to learn new spells ",
    "1053": "Caster henceforth needs only one-third the normal amount of food ",
    "1054": "Caster hurls his spellbook as far as he can ",
    "1055": "Caster informs people of what he judges his greatest weakness ",
    "1056": "Caster insists that he's proficient in some obscure martial art ",
    "1057": "Caster invokes dubiously relevant entities in times of stress ",
    "1058": "Caster is  1% likely to be killed by a meteor on any given day ",
    "1059": "Caster is  5% likely to become a god if he drowns himself  ",
    "1060": "Caster is  5% likely to become a god if he kills himself by fire ",
    "1061": "Caster is 10% likely never to have existed at all ",
    "1062": "Caster is 10% likely to be immune to any single dose of poison ",
    "1063": "Caster is 10% likely to be invisible to any female that he meets ",
    "1064": "Caster is 10% likely to be invisible to any male that he meets ",
    "1065": "Caster is 10% likely to be resurrected if his corpse is set afire ",
    "1066": "Caster is 10% likely to be totally immune to any single attack  ",
    "1067": "Caster is 10% likely to believe even the most outrageous of lies ",
    "1068": "Caster is 10% likely to have been sired by a powerful demon ",
    "1069": "Caster is 10% likely to sympathize with any enemy he injures ",
    "1070": "Caster is 15% likely to have read any book he sees ",
    "1071": "Caster is 20% likely to faint outright at the sight of blood ",
    "1072": "Caster is 20% likely to sneeze and disrupt any spell he casts ",
    "1073": "Caster is 20% likely to turn to stone while swimming ",
    "1074": "Caster is 2X as old as the oldest person within 100 yards ",
    "1075": "Caster is 50% likely to drown in any water deeper than he is tall ",
    "1076": "Caster is 60% likely to misplace any money he receives ",
    "1077": "Caster is able to see his own eyes ",
    "1078": "Caster is absolutely convinced that he's a zombie ",
    "1079": "Caster is afflicted with severe frostbite in 1d4 limbs ",
    "1080": "Caster is afflicted with vampirism, but only during the day ",
    "1081": "Caster is always and easily recognizable as a spellcaster ",
    "1082": "Caster is an untamed youth, that's the truth, with a cloak full of eagles ",
    "1083": "Caster is attacked by a shark when he next enters a river ",
    "1084": "Caster is attacked by countless stinging earthworms ",
    "1085": "Caster is attacked by goats the next time he crosses a bridge ",
    "1086": "Caster is attacked by vengeful imps that resemble small children ",
    "1087": "Caster is attended by numerous grooming birds, like a crocodile ",
    "1088": "Caster is blind unless he's carrying at least 4d10 gold coins ",
    "1089": "Caster is blind while he's invisible ",
    "1090": "Caster is blind while his spellbook is open ",
    "1091": "Caster is blind while within any artificial structure ",
    "1092": "Caster is blinded for 2d8 rounds by a swirl of tiny feathers ",
    "1093": "Caster is bricked up in an underground cell with a cask of wine ",
    "1094": "Caster is briefly obscured by a dense cloud of sawdust ",
    "1095": "Caster is briefly paralyzed at the sight of his own blood ",
    "1096": "Caster is briefly stunned by a shower of hard beans ",
    "1097": "Caster is brutally punched in the stomach by an unseen hand ",
    "1098": "Caster is carrying 1d4+1 waterskins filled with human blood ",
    "1099": "Caster is carrying a bowl full of water that he must not spill ",
    "1100": "Caster is certain that a horrible monster is living inside him ",
    "1101": "Caster is certain that every meal he eats contains strong poison ",
    "1102": "Caster is certain that he can breathe underwater ",
    "1103": "Caster is certain that he has just killed his guardian angel ",
    "1104": "Caster is certain that he used to have four arms ",
    "1105": "Caster is certain that he'll become immortal if he's beheaded ",
    "1106": "Caster is certain that he'll die in the next 1d4 rounds ",
    "1107": "Caster is certain that he's recently returned from the future ",
    "1108": "Caster is certain that he's transforming into a horrible monster ",
    "1109": "Caster is certain that his soul is buried under the nearest tree ",
    "1110": "Caster is chained to a desk in some high-rise office building ",
    "1111": "Caster is chained to an anvil ",
    "1112": "Caster is clad in funerary wraps as if he's about to be interred ",
    "1113": "Caster is completely invulnerable to all harm for 1d4 rounds ",
    "1114": "Caster is convinced that he once ate an entire person  ",
    "1115": "Caster is convinced that he only exists as numbers on paper ",
    "1116": "Caster is convinced that his allies plan to kill and eat him ",
    "1117": "Caster is covered in a shell of frozen slime ",
    "1118": "Caster is covered in barnacles ",
    "1119": "Caster is covered in indelible, jet-black handprints ",
    "1120": "Caster is covered in ketchup ",
    "1121": "Caster is covered in peanut butter ",
    "1122": "Caster is covered in sucker marks as though hugged by an octopus ",
    "1123": "Caster is deaf and blind until sunrise tomorrow ",
    "1124": "Caster is determined to destroy his staff or spellbook ",
    "1125": "Caster is determined to rid himself of his nails, teeth, and hair ",
    "1126": "Caster is distracted by something stuck between his teeth ",
    "1127": "Caster is drawn forcefully toward the spell's target point ",
    "1128": "Caster is dressed like a high-class burlesque performer  ",
    "1129": "Caster is eager to find out just how fireproof he really is ",
    "1130": "Caster is eager to find out just how much blood he can lose ",
    "1131": "Caster is encased from the waist down in a block of cheese ",
    "1132": "Caster is encased up to his neck in a shell of concrete ",
    "1133": "Caster is enclosed in a large paper bag ",
    "1134": "Caster is entirely immune to magic for 1d8 rounds ",
    "1135": "Caster is feared and respected by Hill Giants ",
    "1136": "Caster is fiercely addicted to some astonishingly rare substance ",
    "1137": "Caster is filled with Righteous Indignation ",
    "1138": "Caster is forcibly barred from the next town he attempts to enter ",
    "1139": "Caster is full o' the milk of human kindness  ",
    "1140": "Caster is half the age of the youngest person within 100 yards ",
    "1141": "Caster is Healed each time he triggers a Chaos Burst ",
    "1142": "Caster is held responsible for the massacre of innocent townsfolk ",
    "1143": "Caster is held without counsel in a secure location for 1d4 days ",
    "1144": "Caster is horribly afraid to use magic weapons in daylight ",
    "1145": "Caster is horribly afraid to use metal weapons ",
    "1146": "Caster is hurled from here into the nearest lake ",
    "1147": "Caster is immune to all attempts at telepathy or mind-reading ",
    "1148": "Caster is immune to all harm until he attacks or uses magic ",
    "1149": "Caster is immune to all poisons, but normal ice is deadly to him ",
    "1150": "Caster is immune to any bludgeon not forged on this world ",
    "1151": "Caster is immune to any poison administered via blade or needle ",
    "1152": "Caster is immune to any poison ingested with food or drink ",
    "1153": "Caster is immune to beneficial clerical magic for 1d6 days ",
    "1154": "Caster is immune to beneficial enchantments for 1d8 days  ",
    "1155": "Caster is immune to cold-based attacks while blindfolded ",
    "1156": "Caster is immune to cold-based attacks while he's on fire ",
    "1157": "Caster is immune to electrical attacks while he's barefoot ",
    "1158": "Caster is immune to electrical magic at night while it's snowing ",
    "1159": "Caster is immune to fear while holding a spider in his mouth ",
    "1160": "Caster is immune to fire from the waist down ",
    "1161": "Caster is immune to fire while holding a wren's egg in his mouth ",
    "1162": "Caster is immune to gaze attacks while holding his open spellbook ",
    "1163": "Caster is immune to gaze attacks while singing ",
    "1164": "Caster is immune to liquid-based poisons for one year ",
    "1165": "Caster is immune to magic for 1d8 days but can't use magic either ",
    "1166": "Caster is immune to magic until he imbibes any liquid ",
    "1167": "Caster is immune to missile-based spells while naked ",
    "1168": "Caster is immune to natural cold while naked and unencumbered ",
    "1169": "Caster is immune to necromantic magic while standing on his head ",
    "1170": "Caster is immune to necromantic magic while wearing silk mittens ",
    "1171": "Caster is immune to non-magical charm-based effects ",
    "1172": "Caster is immune to non-magical disease while holding a chicken ",
    "1173": "Caster is immune to non-magical missiles for 1d8 hours ",
    "1174": "Caster is immune to non-magical venom ",
    "1175": "Caster is immune to non-magical, non-gaseous poisons ",
    "1176": "Caster is immune to oil-based fire for 1d12 months  ",
    "1177": "Caster is immune to poison gas while his feet are wet ",
    "1178": "Caster is immune to sarcasm ",
    "1179": "Caster is immune to the effects of dehydration ",
    "1180": "Caster is immune to the effects of illusory sound ",
    "1181": "Caster is immune to the effects of smoke inhalation ",
    "1182": "Caster is immune to the effects of the Wish spell ",
    "1183": "Caster is immune to the next 1d100 hit points of fire damage  ",
    "1184": "Caster is inappropriately frank about his bodily functions ",
    "1185": "Caster is inclined to attack any who offer him magical healing ",
    "1186": "Caster is inclined to attack anyone representing the crown ",
    "1187": "Caster is increasingly convinced that he just might be a deity ",
    "1188": "Caster is intensely curious about the limits of his own mortality ",
    "1189": "Caster is intensely curious about the taste of certain poisons ",
    "1190": "Caster is invisible from his hips to his sternum ",
    "1191": "Caster is invisible to 1d4 people nearby ",
    "1192": "Caster is invisible to dragons for one year ",
    "1193": "Caster is invisible to dragons while in direct sunlight ",
    "1194": "Caster is invisible to female herbivores ",
    "1195": "Caster is invisible to females for 2d6 turns ",
    "1196": "Caster is invisible to Hill Giants ",
    "1197": "Caster is invisible to himself for 1d4 weeks ",
    "1198": "Caster is invisible to himself from the waist down ",
    "1199": "Caster is invisible to horses ",
    "1200": "Caster is invisible to infravision ",
    "1201": "Caster is invisible to inherently invisible creatures ",
    "1202": "Caster is invisible to males for 2d6 turns ",
    "1203": "Caster is invisible to members of his immediate family ",
    "1204": "Caster is invisible to non-magical reptiles ",
    "1205": "Caster is invisible to non-magical reptiles for 1d4 hours ",
    "1206": "Caster is invisible to the person who most recently wounded him ",
    "1207": "Caster is invisible while underwater ",
    "1208": "Caster is invited to join a colony of cannibals for dinner ",
    "1209": "Caster is known to have had illicit dealings with the undead ",
    "1210": "Caster is known to have predicated in scandalous fertility rites ",
    "1211": "Caster is naturally camouflaged for stealth in a snowy setting ",
    "1212": "Caster is nearly paralyzed by fear while his spellbook is open ",
    "1213": "Caster is on the verge of starvation, no matter how much he eats ",
    "1214": "Caster is owed a favor by the local magistrate ",
    "1215": "Caster is paralyzed from the neck up for 1d6 rounds ",
    "1216": "Caster is partially immune to magical cold while holding an apple ",
    "1217": "Caster is permanently disfigured by the next fire he sets ",
    "1218": "Caster is permanently invisible to the next person to injure him ",
    "1219": "Caster is pinned beneath a large tombstone bearing his name ",
    "1220": "Caster is poisoned and has 6d6 days to find its only antidote ",
    "1221": "Caster is punctured as if he'd spent the night in an iron maiden ",
    "1222": "Caster is ravenously hungry after each battle ",
    "1223": "Caster is reduced to first level for 4d6 hours ",
    "1224": "Caster is reduced to one hit point when he next triggers a Burst ",
    "1225": "Caster is related by blood to no one who has ever lived ",
    "1226": "Caster is reluctant to bring his spellbook indoors ",
    "1227": "Caster is reluctant to carry any weapons after sunset ",
    "1228": "Caster is reluctant to cast any spell that he now has memorized ",
    "1229": "Caster is reluctant to enter any building he's previously entered ",
    "1230": "Caster is reluctant to get blood on any of his weapons ",
    "1231": "Caster is reluctant to wield any weapon that hasn't drawn blood ",
    "1232": "Caster is rumored to be an artificial, creature without a soul ",
    "1233": "Caster is rumored to be plotting a political assassination ",
    "1234": "Caster is rumored to be protected by a mighty dragon ",
    "1235": "Caster is rumored to be the reincarnation of a despised tyrant ",
    "1236": "Caster is rumored to drink orc's blood by the quart ",
    "1237": "Caster is rumored to have been replaced by an infernal impostor ",
    "1238": "Caster is rumored to have killed the last person to ask his name ",
    "1239": "Caster is rumored to have murdered hundreds of innocent people ",
    "1240": "Caster is rumored to have orc's blood flowing through his veins ",
    "1241": "Caster is rumored to have paid orcs to perform unseemly services ",
    "1242": "Caster is rumored to have participated in dreadful funerary rites ",
    "1243": "Caster is rumored to have participated in genocide against Elves ",
    "1244": "Caster is rumored to have participated in the murder of a deity ",
    "1245": "Caster is rumored to have performed horrid rituals on Dwarves ",
    "1246": "Caster is rumored to have placed a huge bounty on his own head ",
    "1247": "Caster is rumored to have sold his family into slavery ",
    "1248": "Caster is rumored to have the heart of a goblin ",
    "1249": "Caster is rumored to have wronged a member of the royal family ",
    "1250": "Caster is rumored to use clairvoyance for purposes of voyeurism ",
    "1251": "Caster is scarred as if he'd been burned over 80% of his body ",
    "1252": "Caster is scrupulously honest in all financial dealings ",
    "1253": "Caster is sealed in a huge but otherwise normal chicken egg ",
    "1254": "Caster is sealed in a pine coffin ",
    "1255": "Caster is sealed in an oak barrel ",
    "1256": "Caster is seated on a platform high atop a tall, narrow pole ",
    "1257": "Caster is skilled in a new weapon but can't use it in daylight ",
    "1258": "Caster is Slowed when he becomes invisible ",
    "1259": "Caster is smeared from head to toe with molasses ",
    "1260": "Caster is soaked each time he casts a water-based spell ",
    "1261": "Caster is somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert ",
    "1262": "Caster is soon jailed for public lewdness and profanity ",
    "1263": "Caster is soon jailed for suspicion of murder ",
    "1264": "Caster is soon jailed for unlawful use of magical knowledge ",
    "1265": "Caster is sought by a band of militant vivisectionists ",
    "1266": "Caster is sparsely flecked with salt like a pretzel ",
    "1267": "Caster is standing in an open field, west of a white house  ",
    "1268": "Caster is stricken mute until he's cut by a magic weapon ",
    "1269": "Caster is stripped of monetary wealth except what he's carrying ",
    "1270": "Caster is suddenly alone at the center of a vast field of slag  ",
    "1271": "Caster is suddenly carrying a twenty-pound sack full of straw ",
    "1272": "Caster is suddenly in the throes of advanced labor ",
    "1273": "Caster is suddenly on the other side of the nearest locked door ",
    "1274": "Caster is suddenly seated on a throne formed of apple cores ",
    "1275": "Caster is suddenly sitting in an elegant bathtub ",
    "1276": "Caster is suddenly standing at the base of the nearest waterfall ",
    "1277": "Caster is suddenly standing atop a single stilt ",
    "1278": "Caster is suddenly standing atop a very tall ladder ",
    "1279": "Caster is suddenly standing atop the nearest boulder ",
    "1280": "Caster is suddenly standing atop the nearest horse ",
    "1281": "Caster is suddenly standing in a bucket of butter ",
    "1282": "Caster is suddenly standing in a canoe on a rushing river ",
    "1283": "Caster is suddenly standing in the middle of a snow-covered field ",
    "1284": "Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest blacksmith's smithy  ",
    "1285": "Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest brothel ",
    "1286": "Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest holy water font ",
    "1287": "Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest pig sty ",
    "1288": "Caster is suddenly standing knee-deep in manure ",
    "1289": "Caster is suddenly standing on a two-foot cube of solid aluminum ",
    "1290": "Caster is suddenly surrounded by a quartet of skunks ",
    "1291": "Caster is suddenly unsure that he really wants to be a magic user ",
    "1292": "Caster is suddenly wearing a full suit of Elven chain armor ",
    "1293": "Caster is surrounded by eight-foot-tall slabs of concrete ",
    "1294": "Caster is suspected of plotting the destruction of the world ",
    "1295": "Caster is terrible at estimating quantities, distance, and time ",
    "1296": "Caster is terrified of hourglasses and time-keeping devices ",
    "1297": "Caster is the victim of a vast, well-coordinated conspiracy ",
    "1298": "Caster is the victim of a well-coordinated propaganda assault ",
    "1299": "Caster is the worst liar in the history of intelligent discourse ",
    "1300": "Caster is thickly shrouded in cobwebs ",
    "1301": "Caster is thoroughly entangled in the tentacles of a man-of-war ",
    "1302": "Caster is thoroughly smeared in bacon grease ",
    "1303": "Caster is thoroughly soaked with egg whites ",
    "1304": "Caster is thought to have a huge bounty on his head ",
    "1305": "Caster is thrown 1d4x1000 years into the future for 1d4 rounds ",
    "1306": "Caster is thrown 4d6 feet into the air ",
    "1307": "Caster is thrown 4d6 hours into the future ",
    "1308": "Caster is thrown violently backward from the spell's target point ",
    "1309": "Caster is tightly bound in strong wire ",
    "1310": "Caster is tightly wrapped in a straightjacket ",
    "1311": "Caster is trampled by a boar ",
    "1312": "Caster is trapped in a column of brackish water for 1d4 rounds ",
    "1313": "Caster is unable to ask questions ",
    "1314": "Caster is unable to cross any bridge that spans flowing water ",
    "1315": "Caster is unable to enter into infernal pacts ",
    "1316": "Caster is unaffected by magical wind for 1d4 months ",
    "1317": "Caster is unaffected by magically-created metal  ",
    "1318": "Caster is unaffected by natural wind ",
    "1319": "Caster is unaffected by the spell Remove Curse ",
    "1320": "Caster is unharmed by extremes of sound ",
    "1321": "Caster is unharmed by moldy or rotten food ",
    "1322": "Caster is universally treated like a hated criminal for 1d8 days ",
    "1323": "Caster is unknowingly inducted into a secret society  ",
    "1324": "Caster is utterly unable to assess his own injuries ",
    "1325": "Caster is utterly unable to disguise himself by magic ",
    "1326": "Caster is vaguely aware of any deliberate threat upon his life ",
    "1327": "Caster is very susceptible to peer pressure in matters of alcohol ",
    "1328": "Caster is violently ejected from the next building he enters ",
    "1329": "Caster is wearing a deep-sea diving costume with copper helmet ",
    "1330": "Caster is wearing a welder's mask and can't remove it until dawn ",
    "1331": "Caster is wearing an ornate mask made of the most delicate glass ",
    "1332": "Caster is wearing blood-soaked surgical gloves  ",
    "1333": "Caster is wearing boxing gloves and can't remove them until dawn ",
    "1334": "Caster is wearing bunny fur ",
    "1335": "Caster is wearing clothes that are 10d10 centuries out of date ",
    "1336": "Caster is wearing enough clothing for 3d4 people ",
    "1337": "Caster is wearing extraordinarily glamorous false eyelashes ",
    "1338": "Caster is wearing golf shoes ",
    "1339": "Caster is wearing his mother's wedding gown ",
    "1340": "Caster is wearing horseshoes ",
    "1341": "Caster is wearing ice skates ",
    "1342": "Caster is wearing nothing but a thin loincloth ",
    "1343": "Caster is wearing roller skates ",
    "1344": "Caster is wearing snowshoes and can't remove them until it snows ",
    "1345": "Caster is wearing the clothes that he'll be wearing when he dies ",
    "1346": "Caster is wearing the leathered skin of a recently dead king ",
    "1347": "Caster is wearing what appears to be his heart on his sleeve ",
    "1348": "Caster is widely known to be a reprehensible hedonist ",
    "1349": "Caster is worshipped as a god by some degenerate, isolated tribe ",
    "1350": "Caster is wracked by searing pain every time he asks a question ",
    "1351": "Caster is wracked by searing pain when he draws another's blood ",
    "1352": "Caster is wracked by searing pain when he touches the undead ",
    "1353": "Caster isn't quite certain that he's not the spawn of a demon ",
    "1354": "Caster jams both thumbs deep into his nostrils for 1d6 rounds ",
    "1355": "Caster just barely passes for a member of his race ",
    "1356": "Caster keeps smelling burnt toast ",
    "1357": "Caster keeps talking despite everyone's utter lack of interest  ",
    "1358": "Caster knows a method by which gold can be tempered like steel ",
    "1359": "Caster knows a new language for 1d4 weeks ",
    "1360": "Caster knows a spell that will slay him instantly ",
    "1361": "Caster knows that he'll go mad if he says his name aloud ",
    "1362": "Caster knows the location of every mammal now within one mile ",
    "1363": "Caster knows the secret language of frogs and toads ",
    "1364": "Caster laughs heartily when he sees his allies injured ",
    "1365": "Caster leaps from the next bridge that he crosses ",
    "1366": "Caster learns a damaging secret about one of his allies ",
    "1367": "Caster learns that he's been assigned to some government position ",
    "1368": "Caster learns that his arranged marriage is due to occur tomorrow ",
    "1369": "Caster learns that his parents were undead on the day he was born ",
    "1370": "Caster leaves no footprints in snow ",
    "1371": "Caster likes to tell everyone that he has an eidetic memory ",
    "1372": "Caster looks as if he's been submerged in a bog for six months ",
    "1373": "Caster loses 10d1000 gold pieces in a wacky investment scheme ",
    "1374": "Caster loses 1d10 hit points if a nearby cleric Turns Undead ",
    "1375": "Caster loses 1d10 points of Strength; regains one point per day ",
    "1376": "Caster loses 1d4 hit points each round that he's invisible ",
    "1377": "Caster loses 1d4 hit points every time he speaks a pun ",
    "1378": "Caster loses 1d4 hit points per hour until sunset tonight ",
    "1379": "Caster loses 3d8 hit points any time he uses the spell Read Magic ",
    "1380": "Caster loses access to a single school of magic for 1d4 weeks ",
    "1381": "Caster loses access to all but one school of magic for 2d6 days ",
    "1382": "Caster loses all comprehension of the concept of money ",
    "1383": "Caster loses all hair on the left side of his body  ",
    "1384": "Caster loses one hit point each time he calls someone by name ",
    "1385": "Caster loses one hit point per level of spells cast in sunlight ",
    "1386": "Caster loses one point of Charisma for each hit point he loses ",
    "1387": "Caster loses one point of Charisma per day for 3d6 weeks ",
    "1388": "Caster loses one pound per level of spell he casts ",
    "1389": "Caster loses only 1 hit point from the next 3d8 attacks upon him ",
    "1390": "Caster makes outrageous bets about the most unlikely events ",
    "1391": "Caster mentions a wish to join a secret society called The Tres ",
    "1392": "Caster mispronounces everyone's name, offensively if possible ",
    "1393": "Caster must carry at least one pound of raw meat at all times ",
    "1394": "Caster must carry his spellbook in hand, not in a bag or pouch ",
    "1395": "Caster must drink his weight in water by sunset ",
    "1396": "Caster must drink salt water instead of fresh water ",
    "1397": "Caster must eat at least one pound of salt each week ",
    "1398": "Caster must include a vile expletive in every sentence he speaks ",
    "1399": "Caster must insult any figure of authority at least 1d4 times ",
    "1400": "Caster must Save or his arms start decomposing as if he's dead ",
    "1401": "Caster must Save or turn into an anthropomorphic weasel ",
    "1402": "Caster must Save vs Fortitude or food turns to iron in his mouth ",
    "1403": "Caster must Save vs Fortitude or his lungs turn to gold ",
    "1404": "Caster must Save vs Fortitude, or his weight doubles ",
    "1405": "Caster must Save vs Will or attempt to disembowel himself ",
    "1406": "Caster must Save vs Will or begin aging twenty years per round ",
    "1407": "Caster must Save vs Will, or he becomes permanently illiterate ",
    "1408": "Caster must state his name to anyone who asks it ",
    "1409": "Caster no longer able to share with others ",
    "1410": "Caster no longer believes that magic really exists ",
    "1411": "Caster no longer needs to eat but can't heal injuries naturally ",
    "1412": "Caster no longer perspires ",
    "1413": "Caster no longer produces saliva ",
    "1414": "Caster now breathes nitrogen instead of oxygen  ",
    "1415": "Caster obsessively pursues his goal of acquiring a second head ",
    "1416": "Caster offers to sell his spellbook to the lowest bidder ",
    "1417": "Caster only needs to eat during alternating weeks ",
    "1418": "Caster owes 10d100 gold pieces to the next person he touches ",
    "1419": "Caster owes 1d4 gold pieces to everyone within 100 yards ",
    "1420": "Caster owes a colossal sum of money to a local lender ",
    "1421": "Caster owes his life to someone who won't be born for centuries ",
    "1422": "Caster perceives an assassin hiding behind every tree and rock ",
    "1423": "Caster perceives marbles to be rolling around inside his skull ",
    "1424": "Caster perceives mysterious ships to be flying in the air nearby ",
    "1425": "Caster permanently gains 1d4-1 hit points ",
    "1426": "Caster permanently gains an additional 1d4 hit points ",
    "1427": "Caster permanently loses 1d4-1 hit points ",
    "1428": "Caster permanently loses the sense of taste ",
    "1429": "Caster prefers not to cast magic indoors ",
    "1430": "Caster prefers not to cast magic unless it's raining ",
    "1431": "Caster prefers not to cast magic while anyone is watching him ",
    "1432": "Caster prefers not to cast magic while it's raining ",
    "1433": "Caster projects an air of competence even when it's unwarranted ",
    "1434": "Caster prophesies that he'll die by drowning in melted butter ",
    "1435": "Caster publicly curses a member of the royal family ",
    "1436": "Caster pursues a disastrous fiscal policy despite public outcry ",
    "1437": "Caster quickly rusts if someone else's blood touches him ",
    "1438": "Caster randomly teleports 1d100 yards when he becomes invisible ",
    "1439": "Caster raves like a lunatic whenever he witnesses a spellcasting ",
    "1440": "Caster reacts to hospitality with shocking boorishness ",
    "1441": "Caster reacts violently to any perceived insults  ",
    "1442": "Caster reacts violently to anyone bearing a coat-of-arms ",
    "1443": "Caster reacts violently to anyone he hears using improper grammar ",
    "1444": "Caster reacts violently to anyone who asks his name ",
    "1445": "Caster reacts violently to conspicuous rhymes in speech ",
    "1446": "Caster reacts violently to offers of food or water ",
    "1447": "Caster reacts violently to religious symbols displayed in battle ",
    "1448": "Caster reacts violently to the scent of baking bread ",
    "1449": "Caster realizes he's an escaped slave whose owner is tracking him ",
    "1450": "Caster realizes that chickens and ducks are plotting a mutiny ",
    "1451": "Caster realizes that he's his left arm isn't actually attached  ",
    "1452": "Caster realizes that he's lived this day repeatedly for years ",
    "1453": "Caster realizes that he's skilled in the use of the bola ",
    "1454": "Caster realizes that he's standing on a trapdoor over a deep pit ",
    "1455": "Caster realizes that he's very close to fulfilling his destiny  ",
    "1456": "Caster realizes that his name is a synonym for manure ",
    "1457": "Caster recalls enduring hideous torture but doesn't know when ",
    "1458": "Caster recalls every insult with remarkable clarity ",
    "1459": "Caster receives a divine vision of some dreadfully mundane event ",
    "1460": "Caster receives no Save against the next spell cast against him ",
    "1461": "Caster recently drank a poison or a potion; he can't recall which ",
    "1462": "Caster recently found a powerful artifact but doesn't realize it ",
    "1463": "Caster recently took an inviolable vow but can quite remember it ",
    "1464": "Caster recites a long list of grievances against his allies ",
    "1465": "Caster recites that bit from Macbeth whenever he holds a dagger ",
    "1466": "Caster refers to his allies by cute nicknames ",
    "1467": "Caster refers to his spellbook as his 'Booky-Wooky' ",
    "1468": "Caster refuses to carry any gems or jewels ",
    "1469": "Caster refuses to eat in the presence of Dwarves ",
    "1470": "Caster refuses to enter any town that isn't encircled by a wall ",
    "1471": "Caster refuses to handle any blade that hasn't drawn blood ",
    "1472": "Caster refuses to rage, rage against the dying of the light ",
    "1473": "Caster refuses to speak to anyone while his spellbook is open ",
    "1474": "Caster refuses to speak to anyone who addresses him by name ",
    "1475": "Caster refuses to speak with one particular ally ",
    "1476": "Caster refuses to wield any weapon not engraved with his name ",
    "1477": "Caster refuses to wield any weapon that has ever drawn blood ",
    "1478": "Caster repeats the next round 1d100 times ",
    "1479": "Caster requires only 1d8 hours of sleep per week ",
    "1480": "Caster reveals that he enjoys the taste of roasted Dwarf  ",
    "1481": "Caster reveals that he's a doppelganger ",
    "1482": "Caster routinely forgets magical command words ",
    "1483": "Caster routinely forgets that he can't breathe underwater ",
    "1484": "Caster routinely forgets that poisons are harmful when ingested ",
    "1485": "Caster routinely forgets the reason he stood up, sat down, etc. ",
    "1486": "Caster routinely forgets to douse campfires, cooking fires, etc. ",
    "1487": "Caster routinely forgets to draw a weapon before attacking ",
    "1488": "Caster routinely forgets to eat, even when he's famished ",
    "1489": "Caster routinely forgets to lie down before sleeping ",
    "1490": "Caster routinely forgets to put his clothes on after bathing ",
    "1491": "Caster routinely forgets to remove his clothes before bathing ",
    "1492": "Caster routinely forgets where he is and where he's going ",
    "1493": "Caster routinely forgets where he left his spellbook ",
    "1494": "Caster routinely forgets whether or not he's wearing armor ",
    "1495": "Caster routinely forgets which spells he has memorized ",
    "1496": "Caster routinely loses his train of thought mid-sentence ",
    "1497": "Caster runs to and attempts to uproot the nearest tree ",
    "1498": "Caster runs to the nearest abattoir ",
    "1499": "Caster seeks sanctuary in the nearest brothel ",
    "1500": "Caster sees as if everything is cloaked in perpetual twilight ",
    "1501": "Caster sees as if his eyes were hovering one foot to the left ",
    "1502": "Caster sees as if his eyes were in the back of his head ",
    "1503": "Caster sees as if his eyes were where his ears are ",
    "1504": "Caster sees colorful ribbons swirling in the air around him ",
    "1505": "Caster sees cryptic messages in the patterns of plant growth ",
    "1506": "Caster sees everything as if he's deep underwater ",
    "1507": "Caster sees everything as through a glass, darkly ",
    "1508": "Caster sees geysers of flaming pitch erupting all around him ",
    "1509": "Caster sees ghostly courtesans all around him ",
    "1510": "Caster sees huge bats and manta rays whirling all around him ",
    "1511": "Caster sees in daylight as if it's night, and vice versa ",
    "1512": "Caster sees menacing, shadowy figures everywhere he goes ",
    "1513": "Caster sees the spell's target point as a place of great holiness ",
    "1514": "Caster selected today's attire with insufficient forethought ",
    "1515": "Caster seriously considers abandoning magic for all time ",
    "1516": "Caster seriously considers entering the clergy ",
    "1517": "Caster shatters like glass if he falls more than 2X his height ",
    "1518": "Caster shivers uncontrollably in the presence of fire ",
    "1519": "Caster shows all signs of plague but is actually quite healthy ",
    "1520": "Caster shows everyone his wounds and asks if they look infected ",
    "1521": "Caster shrieks like a fire alarm in the presence of fire ",
    "1522": "Caster shrinks by 50% upon losing 50% of his hit points ",
    "1523": "Caster shuns the company of other magic users ",
    "1524": "Caster shuns the use of magic items as being 'amateurish' ",
    "1525": "Caster shuns the use of weapons that contain ferrous metal ",
    "1526": "Caster sinks like a stone in water but cannot drown ",
    "1527": "Caster smells faintly of cabbage ",
    "1528": "Caster smells strongly burnt toast ",
    "1529": "Caster smells strongly of alcohol ",
    "1530": "Caster smells strongly of blood while he's wet ",
    "1531": "Caster smells strongly of boiling tar ",
    "1532": "Caster smells strongly of exotic perfumes ",
    "1533": "Caster smells strongly of fuel oil ",
    "1534": "Caster smells strongly of fungus while he's near a campfire ",
    "1535": "Caster smells strongly of garlic ",
    "1536": "Caster smells strongly of peppermint ",
    "1537": "Caster smells strongly of rose petals ",
    "1538": "Caster sneezes 1d20 times in each of the next 1d20 rounds ",
    "1539": "Caster sneezes repeatedly when he becomes invisible ",
    "1540": "Caster sparkles as though dusted with glitter from now on ",
    "1541": "Caster speaks in an obviously fake and irritating Cockney accent ",
    "1542": "Caster spends 1d4 rounds attacking the nearest tree ",
    "1543": "Caster spends 1d4 rounds attempting to ignite his shoes ",
    "1544": "Caster spends 1d4 rounds trying to cast this same spell  ",
    "1545": "Caster spends 1d4 rounds trying to strangle himself with his hair ",
    "1546": "Caster spends 2d10 rounds racing toward the nearest coastline ",
    "1547": "Caster spends 2d10 rounds trying to look into his own ears ",
    "1548": "Caster spends all of his money on the next thing he buys ",
    "1549": "Caster spews philosophical gobbledygook about one-hand-clapping  ",
    "1550": "Caster spouts water like a gargoyle for 1d4 rounds ",
    "1551": "Caster spreads vicious and embarrassing rumors about himself ",
    "1552": "Caster sprouts a dorsal fin ",
    "1553": "Caster sprouts a ghastly tentacle from the center of his chest ",
    "1554": "Caster sprouts a large, spongy mass between his shoulder blades ",
    "1555": "Caster sprouts a mane like a lion's ",
    "1556": "Caster sprouts a new ear on the back of one hand ",
    "1557": "Caster sprouts a pretty flower from his chin ",
    "1558": "Caster sprouts a prominent brow ridge ",
    "1559": "Caster sprouts a retractable metal antenna from his forehead ",
    "1560": "Caster sprouts a small, flaming wick atop of his head ",
    "1561": "Caster sprouts a tiny horn from the tip of his nose ",
    "1562": "Caster sprouts a zipper along the length of his spine ",
    "1563": "Caster sprouts an additional ear behind each of his normal ears ",
    "1564": "Caster sprouts an eye at the exact top of his head  ",
    "1565": "Caster sprouts an ugly protuberance from his forearm ",
    "1566": "Caster sprouts sharp blades along the edges of his forearms ",
    "1567": "Caster sprouts tiny, useless wings from the bridge of his nose ",
    "1568": "Caster sprouts wild-looking feathers on his cheeks ",
    "1569": "Caster sprouts wires and rubber tubing from his flesh ",
    "1570": "Caster stands in uffish thought for 3d4 rounds ",
    "1571": "Caster stares at the spell's target point for 1d10 rounds ",
    "1572": "Caster starts billing his allies for each spell he casts ",
    "1573": "Caster starts dancing and can't stop until he's struck by magic ",
    "1574": "Caster starts running and thinks he'll explode if he stops  ",
    "1575": "Caster steps into a snare and is hoisted high into a tree ",
    "1576": "Caster steps onto a loose stone and tumbles down the nearest hill ",
    "1577": "Caster sticks to the next metal item he touches for 1d6 turns ",
    "1578": "Caster stumbles into the next campfire that he passes ",
    "1579": "Caster suddenly has 2d4+2 toes jutting from his face ",
    "1580": "Caster suddenly has feet like an elephant ",
    "1581": "Caster suddenly has misgivings about his skill as a magic user ",
    "1582": "Caster suddenly has ten toes on each foot ",
    "1583": "Caster suddenly has ten toes on one foot and none on the other ",
    "1584": "Caster suddenly realizes that he's been naked for 2d8 days ",
    "1585": "Caster suddenly realizes that his clothing is made of human skin ",
    "1586": "Caster suddenly starts hemorrhaging honey and molasses ",
    "1587": "Caster suffers 10X normal damage from falls of more than 20 feet ",
    "1588": "Caster suffers 2x the damage from the next 1d4 attacks on him ",
    "1589": "Caster suffers acute paranoia whenever he hears his name  ",
    "1590": "Caster suffers an intense, debilitating fever for 1d4 days ",
    "1591": "Caster suffers bouts of rampant xenophobia ",
    "1592": "Caster suffers brief pain every time he closes a book ",
    "1593": "Caster suffers cramps if he uses magic within an hour of eating ",
    "1594": "Caster suffers crippling arthritis pain ",
    "1595": "Caster suffers delusions about the efficacy of the Free Market ",
    "1596": "Caster suffers fools gladly ",
    "1597": "Caster suffers incredible fear the next time he crosses a bridge ",
    "1598": "Caster suffers intense pain during attempts at magical healing ",
    "1599": "Caster suffers intense pain in his eyes whenever he sees undead ",
    "1600": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he changes shape ",
    "1601": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he eats cooked meat ",
    "1602": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he enters a temple or church ",
    "1603": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he passes through a doorway ",
    "1604": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he treads upon grass ",
    "1605": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he tries to sing ",
    "1606": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he uses Divination magic ",
    "1607": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he wields a magical blade ",
    "1608": "Caster suffers maximum damage from the next 1d4 attacks upon him ",
    "1609": "Caster suffers the bends as if he surfaced too quickly ",
    "1610": "Caster suffers the tortures of the damned for 1d4 hours ",
    "1611": "Caster suspects that all foliage nearby is hostile to him ",
    "1612": "Caster suspects that everyone nearby is trying to rob him ",
    "1613": "Caster suspects that his allies have all joined a dangerous cult ",
    "1614": "Caster suspects that his use of magic is entirely delusional ",
    "1615": "Caster suspects that someone nearby has taken over his mind ",
    "1616": "Caster suspects that someone nearby is a mechanical automaton ",
    "1617": "Caster takes a big bite out of his spellbook ",
    "1618": "Caster takes a big bite out of the nearest statue ",
    "1619": "Caster takes a big bite out of the nearest tree ",
    "1620": "Caster takes a vow of absolute pacifism for 2d4-1 days ",
    "1621": "Caster teleports one mile the next time he crosses a river ",
    "1622": "Caster teleports to exactly where he was standing an hour ago ",
    "1623": "Caster teleports to the planet's moon for 1d4 hours ",
    "1624": "Caster teleports to the site of another caster's Chaos Burst ",
    "1625": "Caster teleports to the site of the most recent state execution ",
    "1626": "Caster teleports to the spot where he last ate ",
    "1627": "Caster tells everyone that he has an eidetic memory ",
    "1628": "Caster tells everyone that his bones are made of diamond ",
    "1629": "Caster tells malicious lies about his employer or benefactor ",
    "1630": "Caster tells malicious lies in the presence of clergy ",
    "1631": "Caster tends to be marked as the strongest member of his party ",
    "1632": "Caster tends to become briefly invisible at inconvenient times ",
    "1633": "Caster tends to dribble heavily when drinking from a mug or cup ",
    "1634": "Caster thinks that 'high-ho, high-ho' is a proper Dwarf greeting ",
    "1635": "Caster thinks that a distant mountain is made of gold ",
    "1636": "Caster thinks that a huge fire is blazing all around him ",
    "1637": "Caster thinks that a magic candle is burning in his stomach ",
    "1638": "Caster thinks that a nearby ally is sapping his magical energies ",
    "1639": "Caster thinks that a past life is intruding upon his current one ",
    "1640": "Caster thinks that a snake runs the length of his digestive tract ",
    "1641": "Caster thinks that a violent hailstorm is going on ",
    "1642": "Caster thinks that all fire is an illusion ",
    "1643": "Caster thinks that all of his suspicions are justified ",
    "1644": "Caster thinks that all other magic users are out to get him ",
    "1645": "Caster thinks that all royalty is hopelessly corrupt ",
    "1646": "Caster thinks that an ally will kill him before sunset tomorrow ",
    "1647": "Caster thinks that any wound he receives is much, much worse  ",
    "1648": "Caster thinks that elementals pose no threat to him ",
    "1649": "Caster thinks that every herbivore in the world hates him  ",
    "1650": "Caster thinks that every scratch will infect him with lycanthropy ",
    "1651": "Caster thinks that everyone he knows is an impostor ",
    "1652": "Caster thinks that everyone is jealous of his magical prowess ",
    "1653": "Caster thinks that everyone thinks that he is an impostor ",
    "1654": "Caster thinks that everything he owns has been replaced by a copy ",
    "1655": "Caster thinks that everything he owns is powerfully enchanted ",
    "1656": "Caster thinks that evil beings will kill to possess his spellbook ",
    "1657": "Caster thinks that food prepared by others is poisonous to him ",
    "1658": "Caster thinks that gold will burn him if placed against his skin ",
    "1659": "Caster thinks that he came into existence just 1d4 days ago ",
    "1660": "Caster thinks that he can become invisible to undead at will ",
    "1661": "Caster thinks that he can command dragons to do his bidding ",
    "1662": "Caster thinks that he can communicate with ants ",
    "1663": "Caster thinks that he can communicate with cats ",
    "1664": "Caster thinks that he can fly by leaping off of tall buildings ",
    "1665": "Caster thinks that he can handle red-hot metal without harm ",
    "1666": "Caster thinks that he can neutralize poisons by swallowing them ",
    "1667": "Caster thinks that he can restore the undead to true life ",
    "1668": "Caster thinks that he can speak directly to his deity ",
    "1669": "Caster thinks that he can speak with birds ",
    "1670": "Caster thinks that he can survive many hammer blows to the skull ",
    "1671": "Caster thinks that he died during his youth ",
    "1672": "Caster thinks that he has a weakness to green rock ",
    "1673": "Caster thinks that he has diplomatic immunity ",
    "1674": "Caster thinks that he has the power to speak prophecy  ",
    "1675": "Caster thinks that he is attended by invisible undead retainers ",
    "1676": "Caster thinks that he just died and is now a zombie ",
    "1677": "Caster thinks that he knows the location of a vast horde of gold ",
    "1678": "Caster thinks that he looks totally different after each sunrise ",
    "1679": "Caster thinks that he must eat a pound of soil by midnight  ",
    "1680": "Caster thinks that he must hold an awkward item to cast magic ",
    "1681": "Caster thinks that he must learn a new spell before sunset ",
    "1682": "Caster thinks that he must protect the target at all costs ",
    "1683": "Caster thinks that he must quickly remove and burn his clothes  ",
    "1684": "Caster thinks that he must undertake some bizarre quest ",
    "1685": "Caster thinks that he owes thousands of gold pieces to the king ",
    "1686": "Caster thinks that he owns everything now in his line of sight ",
    "1687": "Caster thinks that he smells strongly of manure ",
    "1688": "Caster thinks that he'll be a god if he removes all of his skin ",
    "1689": "Caster thinks that he'll be canonized immediately after his death ",
    "1690": "Caster thinks that he'll be eaten by zombies if he falls asleep ",
    "1691": "Caster thinks that he'll be executed for treason at dawn tomorrow ",
    "1692": "Caster thinks that he'll be executed for treason if he uses magic ",
    "1693": "Caster thinks that he'll be immolated if he uses magical fire ",
    "1694": "Caster thinks that he'll be killed in his sleep one night soon ",
    "1695": "Caster thinks that he'll catch a disease if he uses magic items ",
    "1696": "Caster thinks that he'll combust if he gets wet ",
    "1697": "Caster thinks that he'll combust if he tells a lie ",
    "1698": "Caster thinks that he'll combust unless he wears a garland of ivy ",
    "1699": "Caster thinks that he'll contract every disease he encounters ",
    "1700": "Caster thinks that he'll die if a particular person nearby dies ",
    "1701": "Caster thinks that he'll die unless he eats a magical scroll  ",
    "1702": "Caster thinks that he'll drown in the next water he crosses ",
    "1703": "Caster thinks that he'll excrete diamonds if he ingests coal ",
    "1704": "Caster thinks that he'll melt if he gets too close to a fire ",
    "1705": "Caster thinks that he's a master thief ",
    "1706": "Caster thinks that he's a priest of a foul, tentacled monstrosity ",
    "1707": "Caster thinks that he's actually 10X older than he appears to be ",
    "1708": "Caster thinks that he's aging at a rate of one year per hour ",
    "1709": "Caster thinks that he's been declared The Protector Of The Forest ",
    "1710": "Caster thinks that he's been spared for some infernal purpose ",
    "1711": "Caster thinks that he's being attacked by piranha ",
    "1712": "Caster thinks that he's being attacked by the nearest boulder ",
    "1713": "Caster thinks that he's being consumed by invisible worms ",
    "1714": "Caster thinks that he's being held against his will ",
    "1715": "Caster thinks that he's being savaged by rabid dogs ",
    "1716": "Caster thinks that he's being squeezed by a large python ",
    "1717": "Caster thinks that he's dead and hopes his allies don't find out ",
    "1718": "Caster thinks that he's destined to be hanged at midnight tonight ",
    "1719": "Caster thinks that he's destined to die in a comical fashion ",
    "1720": "Caster thinks that he's died and gone to heaven ",
    "1721": "Caster thinks that he's fireproof while he's naked ",
    "1722": "Caster thinks that he's guilty of sedition and treason ",
    "1723": "Caster thinks that he's highly combustible ",
    "1724": "Caster thinks that he's immune to lycanthropy ",
    "1725": "Caster thinks that he's immune to necromantic magic ",
    "1726": "Caster thinks that he's immune to non-magical diseases ",
    "1727": "Caster thinks that he's indentured to some nearby landowner ",
    "1728": "Caster thinks that he's invincible while he's talking ",
    "1729": "Caster thinks that he's invulnerable to magical weapons ",
    "1730": "Caster thinks that he's invulnerable to missile weapons ",
    "1731": "Caster thinks that he's invulnerable while he's invisible ",
    "1732": "Caster thinks that he's invulnerable while wearing a hat ",
    "1733": "Caster thinks that he's just escaped from rogue vivisectionists ",
    "1734": "Caster thinks that he's next in line for the throne of hell ",
    "1735": "Caster thinks that he's on fire and begs people to extinguish him ",
    "1736": "Caster thinks that he's raised himself from the dead ",
    "1737": "Caster thinks that he's seeing through someone else's eye ",
    "1738": "Caster thinks that he's slowly transforming into a dragon ",
    "1739": "Caster thinks that he's sold his soul to several different demons ",
    "1740": "Caster thinks that he's sold his soul to that guy at the market ",
    "1741": "Caster thinks that he's soon to be bronze-plated ",
    "1742": "Caster thinks that he's standing at the edge of a cliff ",
    "1743": "Caster thinks that he's standing in a chest-high heap of manure ",
    "1744": "Caster thinks that he's standing in waist-deep water ",
    "1745": "Caster thinks that he's standing on a tall, narrow staircase ",
    "1746": "Caster thinks that he's stolen this body from its rightful owner ",
    "1747": "Caster thinks that he's the child of some unlikely person nearby ",
    "1748": "Caster thinks that he's the lizard king and can do anything ",
    "1749": "Caster thinks that he's the man in the moon ",
    "1750": "Caster thinks that he's the victim of an elaborate practical joke ",
    "1751": "Caster thinks that he's the victim of circumstance ",
    "1752": "Caster thinks that he's water soluble ",
    "1753": "Caster thinks that his actions are fulfilling ancient prophecy ",
    "1754": "Caster thinks that his allies will all be dead before morning ",
    "1755": "Caster thinks that his allies' wounds are much more serious  ",
    "1756": "Caster thinks that his ancestors are speaking through his allies ",
    "1757": "Caster thinks that his ancestors came from a distant world ",
    "1758": "Caster thinks that his brain will pop if he learns one more spell ",
    "1759": "Caster thinks that his clothing is drenched in strong acid ",
    "1760": "Caster thinks that his current alignment isn't his true alignment ",
    "1761": "Caster thinks that his death will bring about the apocalypse ",
    "1762": "Caster thinks that his death will open the gates of heaven ",
    "1763": "Caster thinks that his death will open the gates of hell ",
    "1764": "Caster thinks that his deity has commanded him to kill his allies ",
    "1765": "Caster thinks that his destiny awaits him in the nearest cave ",
    "1766": "Caster thinks that his face is far too hideous to look at ",
    "1767": "Caster thinks that his face is just a mask he wears on his skull  ",
    "1768": "Caster thinks that his hands will disintegrate if he touches gold ",
    "1769": "Caster thinks that his head is a parasitic organism ",
    "1770": "Caster thinks that his head is an extraneous, vestigial appendage ",
    "1771": "Caster thinks that his head was sewn onto this body only recently ",
    "1772": "Caster thinks that his head will fall off if he removes his hat  ",
    "1773": "Caster thinks that his head will shatter if he wears a hat ",
    "1774": "Caster thinks that his magic items are about to explode ",
    "1775": "Caster thinks that his magic items are plotting against him ",
    "1776": "Caster thinks that his soul is controlling his body from far away ",
    "1777": "Caster thinks that his soul was forced into this current body  ",
    "1778": "Caster thinks that his spellbook belongs to someone else ",
    "1779": "Caster thinks that his spellbook is a living entity ",
    "1780": "Caster thinks that his spellbook is incredibly flammable ",
    "1781": "Caster thinks that his spellbook is trying to consume his soul ",
    "1782": "Caster thinks that his spellbook is trying to kill him ",
    "1783": "Caster thinks that his teeth will explode if chews meat ",
    "1784": "Caster thinks that horses are conspiring against him ",
    "1785": "Caster thinks that imps and demons harass him while he sleeps ",
    "1786": "Caster thinks that it's cute when he speaks in baby-talk  ",
    "1787": "Caster thinks that life is a simulation and he's soaking in a vat ",
    "1788": "Caster thinks that many of his memories were falsely implanted ",
    "1789": "Caster thinks that mighty deities are vying for his soul ",
    "1790": "Caster thinks that must hold one hand to his head at all times ",
    "1791": "Caster thinks that no non-magical animal can harm him ",
    "1792": "Caster thinks that no one really trusts him  ",
    "1793": "Caster thinks that no one really understands what he's saying ",
    "1794": "Caster thinks that one his allies will kill him while he sleeps ",
    "1795": "Caster thinks that people are just using him for his money ",
    "1796": "Caster thinks that people think he's some kind of deity ",
    "1797": "Caster thinks that rhyming words have mystical significance ",
    "1798": "Caster thinks that some item he's carrying is about to explode ",
    "1799": "Caster thinks that some item he's carrying will soon explode ",
    "1800": "Caster thinks that some nearby person killed him yesterday ",
    "1801": "Caster thinks that someone else can see through his eyes ",
    "1802": "Caster thinks that something valuable's been stolen from him ",
    "1803": "Caster thinks that the king owes him a big favor ",
    "1804": "Caster thinks that the stars are speaking to him  ",
    "1805": "Caster thinks that the target is the only one who can save him  ",
    "1806": "Caster thinks that the target's death will cause the apocalypse ",
    "1807": "Caster thinks that the top of his head should be flattened  ",
    "1808": "Caster thinks that the universe will cease to exist when he dies ",
    "1809": "Caster thinks that the world's rotation will hurl him into space ",
    "1810": "Caster thinks that this date will live in infamy ",
    "1811": "Caster thinks that this is all just a big misunderstanding ",
    "1812": "Caster thinks that Chaos Bursts are proof that he's nearly a deity ",
    "1813": "Caster threatens to kill and eat anyone who insults him ",
    "1814": "Caster tries to commit hara-kiri with some sort of cudgel ",
    "1815": "Caster tries to pop his head by squeezing it with both hands ",
    "1816": "Caster tries to swallow any writing instrument that he's carrying ",
    "1817": "Caster tries very hard to peel his face from his skull ",
    "1818": "Caster tries very hard to twist his nose upside down ",
    "1819": "Caster turns bright blue while he's bleeding ",
    "1820": "Caster turns into a clothing store mannequin for 1d6 rounds ",
    "1821": "Caster turns into a small, pot-bellied pig ",
    "1822": "Caster turns into an elemental of equal hit dice for 1d4 rounds ",
    "1823": "Caster turns invisible to himself but not to anyone else ",
    "1824": "Caster turns to stone but is fully restored at dawn tomorrow ",
    "1825": "Caster unleashes a torrent of shocking profanity for 2d4 rounds ",
    "1826": "Caster uses fire-based magic in preference to other magic ",
    "1827": "Caster utters shocking blasphemies in the presence of clergy ",
    "1828": "Caster utters shocking profanities at inappropriate times ",
    "1829": "Caster vanishes; has a 1% cumulative chance per round to return ",
    "1830": "Caster vanishes; in 1d8 rounds he appears at the target point ",
    "1831": "Caster volunteers for the most dangerous task he can find ",
    "1832": "Caster vows not to rest until he's found the real killers ",
    "1833": "Caster vows to commit deicide before the end of the year ",
    "1834": "Caster vows to make a little birdhouse in his soul ",
    "1835": "Caster vows to slay the next person to use magic on him ",
    "1836": "Caster vows to slay the next person who addresses him by name ",
    "1837": "Caster wagers all of his money on an improbable contest ",
    "1838": "Caster walks with a profound limp except while naked ",
    "1839": "Caster wants to join the next flock of birds he sees ",
    "1840": "Caster was born in the universe that existed before this one ",
    "1841": "Caster wears eyeglasses and has an odd birthmark on his forehead ",
    "1842": "Caster weeps powerfully adhesive tears for 1d6 rounds ",
    "1843": "Caster weeps tears of blood whenever someone says his name ",
    "1844": "Caster will appear to be his current age for the rest of his life ",
    "1845": "Caster will combust unless he immerses himself within an hour ",
    "1846": "Caster will die if struck by a wooden club in the next 1d4 rounds ",
    "1847": "Caster wins a magical lamp shaped like a woman's leg ",
    "1848": "Caster wishes to divest himself of all worldly goods ",
    "1849": "Caster won't age for 100 years if he cuts off his thumbs ",
    "1850": "Caster won't remember the next 4d6 hours ",
    "1851": "Caster, his gear, and clothes are translucent for 2d4-1 days ",
    "1852": "Caster's age is doubled until sunrise tomorrow ",
    "1853": "Caster's allies completely ignore him for 1d6 hours ",
    "1854": "Caster's allies have never quite trusted him ",
    "1855": "Caster's allies suspect that he isn't quite housebroken ",
    "1856": "Caster's allies suspect that he secretly eats mice and rats ",
    "1857": "Caster's allies treat him like a child for 2d12 hours ",
    "1858": "Caster's allies worship him as a god for 1d4 days ",
    "1859": "Caster's Armor Class is improved by 1d4 until dawn ",
    "1860": "Caster's Armor Class is worsened by 1d6 until sunset tomorrow ",
    "1861": "Caster's arms and legs are bound in shackles of gold ",
    "1862": "Caster's arms and legs look like chicken's legs ",
    "1863": "Caster's arms are covered by scars from ritual burns ",
    "1864": "Caster's arms are covered in hideous welts and bruises ",
    "1865": "Caster's arms are tied together in a tight knot ",
    "1866": "Caster's arms from shoulder to wrist are unharmed by acid ",
    "1867": "Caster's arms vanish for the duration of the intended spell ",
    "1868": "Caster's attacks are 20% likely to inflict no damage on undead ",
    "1869": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield sanity-damaging visions ",
    "1870": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of a sunken city ",
    "1871": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of astonishing boredom ",
    "1872": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of his own home ",
    "1873": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of horrific carnage ",
    "1874": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of impossible events ",
    "1875": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of incredible beauty ",
    "1876": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of nonexistent places ",
    "1877": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of raucous debauchery ",
    "1878": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of sugarplums ",
    "1879": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of the caster himself ",
    "1880": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of the distant future ",
    "1881": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of the distant past ",
    "1882": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of this location ",
    "1883": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of utter desolation ",
    "1884": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield wildly inaccurate visions ",
    "1885": "Caster's attempts to change shape always fail spectacularly ",
    "1886": "Caster's back is scarred in a checkerboard pattern of burns ",
    "1887": "Caster's back is scarred with the imprint of a dragon's foot ",
    "1888": "Caster's base Armor Class is  8 ",
    "1889": "Caster's base Armor Class is 12 ",
    "1890": "Caster's big toes become opposable like thumbs ",
    "1891": "Caster's blood causes metal to become invisible ",
    "1892": "Caster's blood combusts violently within his body ",
    "1893": "Caster's blood is a sickly green and smells like manure ",
    "1894": "Caster's blood is poisonous to vampires and were-beasts ",
    "1895": "Caster's blood is sought as a panacea by Dwarves and Gnomes ",
    "1896": "Caster's blood is strongly adhesive after it leaves his body ",
    "1897": "Caster's blood is toxic to him, if ingested ",
    "1898": "Caster's blood is weightless ",
    "1899": "Caster's blood is worth more than gold, in the proper market ",
    "1900": "Caster's blood leaves indelible stains on rock and stone ",
    "1901": "Caster's blood radiates intense magic ",
    "1902": "Caster's body appears to have been shredded and reassembled ",
    "1903": "Caster's body can act independently if separated from his head  ",
    "1904": "Caster's body is 40% fireproof ",
    "1905": "Caster's body is an artificial construct ",
    "1906": "Caster's body is covered in festering scabs ",
    "1907": "Caster's body is covered in ugly, livid bruises  ",
    "1908": "Caster's body is reset to a 48-hour cycle rather than 24 ",
    "1909": "Caster's body is rumored to contain countless diamonds ",
    "1910": "Caster's body is scarred as if he's undergone an autopsy ",
    "1911": "Caster's body is scarred with innumerable cryptic runes ",
    "1912": "Caster's body swivels 180� at the waist and stays that way ",
    "1913": "Caster's bones are as fragile as glass for 1d4 rounds ",
    "1914": "Caster's bones can't be broken but are highly combustible ",
    "1915": "Caster's bones can't be broken unless he's barefoot ",
    "1916": "Caster's bones will be powerfully explosive after his death ",
    "1917": "Caster's boots adhere strongly to stone while he's wearing them ",
    "1918": "Caster's boots are worth 10d100 gold pieces ",
    "1919": "Caster's boots can never move more than ten feet from this spot ",
    "1920": "Caster's boots have been kidnapped and held for a high ransom ",
    "1921": "Caster's boots weigh 100 pounds when wet ",
    "1922": "Caster's casting times are shortened by 50% for 2d4-1 days ",
    "1923": "Caster's center of gravity changes daily ",
    "1924": "Caster's center of gravity is 1d4 feet to his left ",
    "1925": "Caster's center of gravity is at the level of his eyes ",
    "1926": "Caster's center of gravity is at the level of his feet ",
    "1927": "Caster's closest blood relative ascends to godhood ",
    "1928": "Caster's closest blood relative has been abducted by a vile cult ",
    "1929": "Caster's closest blood relative is slated for execution tomorrow ",
    "1930": "Caster's closest blood relative vows to slay him ",
    "1931": "Caster's clothes are 25% likely to be invisible to each viewer ",
    "1932": "Caster's clothes are burned to cinders, but he is unharmed ",
    "1933": "Caster's clothes are caked with salt ",
    "1934": "Caster's clothes are drenched with goat's milk  ",
    "1935": "Caster's clothes are impervious to Alteration magic ",
    "1936": "Caster's clothes are impervious to fire when it's not being worn ",
    "1937": "Caster's clothes are invisible by firelight ",
    "1938": "Caster's clothes are invisible in the presence of royalty ",
    "1939": "Caster's clothes are soaked with lambs' blood ",
    "1940": "Caster's clothes are soaked with lamp oil ",
    "1941": "Caster's clothes are soaked with molasses ",
    "1942": "Caster's clothes are stripped of any and all enchantments ",
    "1943": "Caster's clothes are water soluble ",
    "1944": "Caster's clothes clatter like metal when he moves ",
    "1945": "Caster's clothes don't leave much to the imagination ",
    "1946": "Caster's clothes heat by 1� per minute for the next 1d10 hours ",
    "1947": "Caster's clothes maintain a constant temperature of 70� ",
    "1948": "Caster's clothes radiate intense magic ",
    "1949": "Caster's clothes turn to copper ",
    "1950": "Caster's clothes turn to densely-woven spider's web ",
    "1951": "Caster's clothes turn to living human flesh ",
    "1952": "Caster's clothing inflates to the size of a house ",
    "1953": "Caster's cranium enlarges by 25% ",
    "1954": "Caster's cranium reforms into a tall, blunt cone ",
    "1955": "Caster's death is ordered due to a Burst he triggered previously ",
    "1956": "Caster's death is prophesied to precede centuries of prosperity ",
    "1957": "Caster's death will inspire weeks of riots and revolution ",
    "1958": "Caster's debt increases at a rate of 30% per month ",
    "1959": "Caster's digestive system becomes independently sentient ",
    "1960": "Caster's dominant hand becomes as clumsy as his other hand ",
    "1961": "Caster's ears are burned from his head ",
    "1962": "Caster's ears are on the same side of his head ",
    "1963": "Caster's ears are unaffected by polymorph magic ",
    "1964": "Caster's ears bleed harmlessly but copiously for 10d10 rounds ",
    "1965": "Caster's ears can't be cut by any metal blade ",
    "1966": "Caster's ears fall off and regrow every few days ",
    "1967": "Caster's ears grow to the size of dinner plates ",
    "1968": "Caster's ears resemble butterfly's wings ",
    "1969": "Caster's elbows can't bend more than 90� ",
    "1970": "Caster's entire head looks like a huge nose ",
    "1971": "Caster's every attempt at music yields the same annoying tune ",
    "1972": "Caster's eyelids look like lips ",
    "1973": "Caster's eyes appear crystalline like diamonds ",
    "1974": "Caster's eyes are artificial and were installed by demons ",
    "1975": "Caster's eyes are invulnerable to heat and fire ",
    "1976": "Caster's eyes are replaced by new ones every 1d4 days ",
    "1977": "Caster's eyes can be safely removed for up to 1d4 hours ",
    "1978": "Caster's eyes can't be harmed by any physical force or object ",
    "1979": "Caster's eyes do not move, but he can see normally ",
    "1980": "Caster's eyes glow red when he tries to make a good impression ",
    "1981": "Caster's eyes merge into a single eye at the bridge of his nose ",
    "1982": "Caster's eyes migrate to his cheekbones ",
    "1983": "Caster's eyes migrate two inches higher on his forehead ",
    "1984": "Caster's eyes sink 1d4 inches into his skull ",
    "1985": "Caster's eyes swell shut for 2d12 hours ",
    "1986": "Caster's eyeteeth grow into tusks like those of a walrus ",
    "1987": "Caster's face and head are covered by a tight shell of fetid wax ",
    "1988": "Caster's face and head resemble a snowman's ",
    "1989": "Caster's face appears melted like wax ",
    "1990": "Caster's face appears to age backwards at 2X the normal rate ",
    "1991": "Caster's face appears to be made of chrome ",
    "1992": "Caster's face appears to be made of hammered aluminum ",
    "1993": "Caster's face appears to be upside-down ",
    "1994": "Caster's face appears to float 1d4 inches in front of his skull ",
    "1995": "Caster's face appears to have been sculpted from cold wax ",
    "1996": "Caster's face doesn't move when he speaks; -2 to reaction rolls ",
    "1997": "Caster's face elongates into a short snout with prominent teeth ",
    "1998": "Caster's face falls off, leaving a bare skull until sunrise  ",
    "1999": "Caster's face is a mask ",
    "2000": "Caster's face is an illusion and can be dispelled as such ",
    "2001": "Caster's face is concave ",
    "2002": "Caster's face is covered with cactus spines ",
    "2003": "Caster's face is fireproof ",
    "2004": "Caster's face is glazed in a thick layer of ice ",
    "2005": "Caster's face is pliant like rubber ",
    "2006": "Caster's face is printed with intricate, dark blue tattoos ",
    "2007": "Caster's face is scarred as though slashed by an eagle's talons ",
    "2008": "Caster's face swells enough to be unrecognizable ",
    "2009": "Caster's face tingles in the presence of magical animals ",
    "2010": "Caster's face turns to wood ",
    "2011": "Caster's feet are burned as if he's waded through ankle-deep acid ",
    "2012": "Caster's feet are encased in brick ",
    "2013": "Caster's feet can't be burned by magical fire ",
    "2014": "Caster's feet inflate to 2X normal size while he wades in water ",
    "2015": "Caster's feet shrink by 80% while he's wearing shoes or boots ",
    "2016": "Caster's feet smolder gently for 1d6 hours without harming him ",
    "2017": "Caster's feet vanish, but he can walk comfortably on his ankles ",
    "2018": "Caster's fingernails are poisonous to him ",
    "2019": "Caster's fingernails display otherworldly scenes ",
    "2020": "Caster's fingernails each grow 1d20 inches  ",
    "2021": "Caster's fingernails exude a pungent green fluid ",
    "2022": "Caster's fingernails grow 1d4 inches per day ",
    "2023": "Caster's fingers appear to be made of delicate crystal ",
    "2024": "Caster's fingers are as flexible as tentacles ",
    "2025": "Caster's fingers are as rigid as steel while they're wet ",
    "2026": "Caster's fingers are threaded like bolts ",
    "2027": "Caster's fingers can't be severed from his hands ",
    "2028": "Caster's fingers glow faintly in the presence of humans ",
    "2029": "Caster's fingers randomly shuffle their positions ",
    "2030": "Caster's fingers seem ice cold to anyone other than the caster ",
    "2031": "Caster's fist fuses into an clumsy stub ",
    "2032": "Caster's fist jams itself into his mouth ",
    "2033": "Caster's footprints glow with sickly green light for 5d6 rounds ",
    "2034": "Caster's footprints seem to shimmer and waver in sunlight ",
    "2035": "Caster's footprints shine brightly while he's invisible ",
    "2036": "Caster's hair and clothes become horribly entangled ",
    "2037": "Caster's hair and clothes constantly stir as if blown by wind ",
    "2038": "Caster's hair becomes tangled in any hat or helmet he wears ",
    "2039": "Caster's hair becomes thick and coarse like that of a boar  ",
    "2040": "Caster's hair can never become invisible ",
    "2041": "Caster's hair falls out each evening and regrows by morning ",
    "2042": "Caster's hair freezes solid ",
    "2043": "Caster's hair is clear like glass ",
    "2044": "Caster's hair is discovered to be a bad toupee ",
    "2045": "Caster's hair is fireproof ",
    "2046": "Caster's hair is perpetually soaked with sea water ",
    "2047": "Caster's hair is striped like a tiger's coat ",
    "2048": "Caster's hair reeks of sulfur when he's near a campfire ",
    "2049": "Caster's hair stands straight up for the next 1d4 weeks ",
    "2050": "Caster's hand adheres to the next bludgeoning weapon he grips ",
    "2051": "Caster's hand adheres to the next tree he touches ",
    "2052": "Caster's hands and arms are covered with cactus needles  ",
    "2053": "Caster's hands and feet are invisible for 1d4 weeks ",
    "2054": "Caster's hands appear to be crude wooden replicas ",
    "2055": "Caster's hands appear to be made of solid gold ",
    "2056": "Caster's hands appear to have been badly gnawed by rodents ",
    "2057": "Caster's hands are blasted to a crisp but heal in 1d4+1 weeks ",
    "2058": "Caster's hands are completely insulated against electricity ",
    "2059": "Caster's hands are impervious to all harm for one week ",
    "2060": "Caster's hands are invisible while he clasps them ",
    "2061": "Caster's hands are totally numb for 10d10 rounds ",
    "2062": "Caster's hands are translucent like smoky quartz ",
    "2063": "Caster's hands can't come within 12 inches of each other ",
    "2064": "Caster's hands can't come within 12 inches of his face   ",
    "2065": "Caster's hands detach the next time he puts them in his pockets ",
    "2066": "Caster's hands explode but grow back by morning ",
    "2067": "Caster's hands feel just like two balloons ",
    "2068": "Caster's hands reform into lobster-like pincers ",
    "2069": "Caster's hands shine like a beacon visible only to goblins  ",
    "2070": "Caster's hands shrink by 50% ",
    "2071": "Caster's hands shrink or grow to fit any gloves he wears ",
    "2072": "Caster's hands sprout coarse scales ",
    "2073": "Caster's hands sprout luxuriant feathers ",
    "2074": "Caster's head appears to hang loosely above his shoulders ",
    "2075": "Caster's head appears translucent when backlit by firelight ",
    "2076": "Caster's head deforms like a rubber ball when bludgeoned ",
    "2077": "Caster's head explodes as a 20HD fireball if cut from his body ",
    "2078": "Caster's head is demanded as tribute by some insane despot ",
    "2079": "Caster's head is discovered to be a mechanical construct  ",
    "2080": "Caster's head is impervious to non-magical missile fire ",
    "2081": "Caster's head is now shaped like a bell ",
    "2082": "Caster's head is perfectly cylindrical until sunset tomorrow ",
    "2083": "Caster's head is permanently surrounded by dense fog ",
    "2084": "Caster's head is rendered permanently invisible ",
    "2085": "Caster's head is sealed in a block of ice with breathing holes ",
    "2086": "Caster's head is split down the middle but he is unharmed ",
    "2087": "Caster's head once belonged to a great military leader ",
    "2088": "Caster's head shines like a beacon visible only to orcs  ",
    "2089": "Caster's head turns into a pumpkin for 1d6 hours ",
    "2090": "Caster's heart is mechanical and not subject to necromancy ",
    "2091": "Caster's heart is widely rumored to be the Philosopher's Stone ",
    "2092": "Caster's home and everything in it are invisible to him ",
    "2093": "Caster's home appears to be shockingly evil to everyone but him ",
    "2094": "Caster's home appears to have been abandoned for centuries ",
    "2095": "Caster's home can't be entered through the front door ",
    "2096": "Caster's home drops from the sky to land heavily nearby ",
    "2097": "Caster's home fills with some kind of thick blue liquid ",
    "2098": "Caster's home has a secret entrance accessible only to trolls ",
    "2099": "Caster's home has a secret room that he's never noticed before ",
    "2100": "Caster's home has served as a brothel while he's been away ",
    "2101": "Caster's home has served as a cafeteria while he's been away ",
    "2102": "Caster's home has served as a crematorium while he's been away ",
    "2103": "Caster's home has served as a grain silo while he's been away ",
    "2104": "Caster's home has served as a monastery while he's been away ",
    "2105": "Caster's home has served as a mortuary while he's been away ",
    "2106": "Caster's home has served as a pig sty while he's been away ",
    "2107": "Caster's home has served as a prison while he's been away ",
    "2108": "Caster's home has served as a public latrine while he's been away ",
    "2109": "Caster's home has served as a stable while he's been away ",
    "2110": "Caster's home has served as an abattoir while he's been away ",
    "2111": "Caster's home has served as an armory while he's been away ",
    "2112": "Caster's home has served as an unholy altar while he's been away ",
    "2113": "Caster's home has served as barracks while he's been away ",
    "2114": "Caster's home is a triumph of postmodern architecture ",
    "2115": "Caster's home is at the center of a huge territorial squabble ",
    "2116": "Caster's home is buried in compost ",
    "2117": "Caster's home is destroyed by a huge magical explosion ",
    "2118": "Caster's home is fireproof but water soluble ",
    "2119": "Caster's home is flattened by a mysterious magical explosion ",
    "2120": "Caster's home is infested with bubonic rats ",
    "2121": "Caster's home is leveraged in a speculative financial scheme ",
    "2122": "Caster's home is made of gingerbread ",
    "2123": "Caster's home is packed completely full of manure ",
    "2124": "Caster's home is packed completely full of pigs' ears ",
    "2125": "Caster's home is packed completely full of salt ",
    "2126": "Caster's home is packed completely full of snow ",
    "2127": "Caster's home is seized through an act of Imminent Domain ",
    "2128": "Caster's home is suddenly at the bottom of a deep, dark valley ",
    "2129": "Caster's home is suddenly at the top of a forbidding mountain ",
    "2130": "Caster's home levitates 1d10 yards in the air for that many days ",
    "2131": "Caster's home resembles a large toadstool ",
    "2132": "Caster's home sinks into the ground 1d10 inches per day ",
    "2133": "Caster's home stands on a kobold burial mound ",
    "2134": "Caster's home throbs and pulses like a gigantic heart ",
    "2135": "Caster's home will cease to exist in 1d4 days ",
    "2136": "Caster's image appears on every shield within 100 yards ",
    "2137": "Caster's index finger is shaped like a key ",
    "2138": "Caster's Intelligence is equal to his level for 2d12 hours ",
    "2139": "Caster's Intelligence is reduced by 1d4 for a like number of days ",
    "2140": "Caster's internal monologue becomes audible to others ",
    "2141": "Caster's is unable to digest uncooked foods ",
    "2142": "Caster's kidneys vanish ",
    "2143": "Caster's knees can bend forward and backward with equal ease ",
    "2144": "Caster's left arm appears to carry a powerful enchantment ",
    "2145": "Caster's left arm appears to have been made from twine and glue ",
    "2146": "Caster's left arm doubles in length 1d4 times ",
    "2147": "Caster's left arm doubles in length; right arm shrinks by 50% ",
    "2148": "Caster's left arm stretches to 2X the length of his body ",
    "2149": "Caster's left hand and 10d10% of his arm turn to brass ",
    "2150": "Caster's left hand can't be cut by any non-magical blade ",
    "2151": "Caster's left hand is affected as by the spell Haste ",
    "2152": "Caster's left hand is hideously warped and mangled ",
    "2153": "Caster's left hand strongly resents his right hand ",
    "2154": "Caster's left leg detaches and starts kicking him really hard ",
    "2155": "Caster's left leg is covered by bark ",
    "2156": "Caster's legs are both encased in a single thick, steel pipe ",
    "2157": "Caster's legs are now exactly as long as his arms ",
    "2158": "Caster's legs can't support his weight for 10d10 rounds ",
    "2159": "Caster's legs double in length, and his arms shorten by 50% ",
    "2160": "Caster's legs weigh as much as iron while he's wading ",
    "2161": "Caster's limbs are rendered permanently invisible ",
    "2162": "Caster's limbs each belong to a different species ",
    "2163": "Caster's lungs are visible through his flesh and clothing  ",
    "2164": "Caster's lungs begin to function at 2X normal efficiency ",
    "2165": "Caster's lungs begin to function at half normal efficiency ",
    "2166": "Caster's lungs sound like bagpipes when he exerts himself ",
    "2167": "Caster's lungs stop working for 1d10 rounds ",
    "2168": "Caster's magic does not affect females for 1d4 days ",
    "2169": "Caster's magic does not affect males for 1d4 days ",
    "2170": "Caster's magic doesn't work if he's ankle-deep in water ",
    "2171": "Caster's magic is detected by Detect Magic only 20% of the time ",
    "2172": "Caster's magic is somewhat resistant to the spell Dispel Magic ",
    "2173": "Caster's magic leaves a filmy residue on precious metals ",
    "2174": "Caster's mass increases by a factor of 10 while he's on a boat ",
    "2175": "Caster's missile-based spells seem to issue from his eyes ",
    "2176": "Caster's missile-based spells seem to issue from his mouth ",
    "2177": "Caster's missile-based spells seem to issue from the ground  ",
    "2178": "Caster's most powerful foe always knows caster's precise location ",
    "2179": "Caster's motion is impeded by a strong wind that affects only him ",
    "2180": "Caster's nearest ally attacks him for 1d6 rounds ",
    "2181": "Caster's nearest ally is invisible to him for 1d4 days ",
    "2182": "Caster's neck doubles in length ",
    "2183": "Caster's neck is invisible ",
    "2184": "Caster's next 1d8 attacks inflict only illusionary damage ",
    "2185": "Caster's next attack causes equal damage to him and his target ",
    "2186": "Caster's next attack heals its target of all damage and disease ",
    "2187": "Caster's next spell affects only half of its intended targets ",
    "2188": "Caster's next spell causes its target to become invisible ",
    "2189": "Caster's next spell fills the air with the sound of buzzing bees ",
    "2190": "Caster's next spell functions as a Disintegrate spell instead ",
    "2191": "Caster's next spell functions but has an invisible effect ",
    "2192": "Caster's next spell functions but knocks him unconscious ",
    "2193": "Caster's next spell persists until he's injured ",
    "2194": "Caster's next spell turns its target bright blue for its duration  ",
    "2195": "Caster's next Summoning calls up something he can not put down ",
    "2196": "Caster's next Summoning turns him into the Summoned creature ",
    "2197": "Caster's next Summoning yields 1d10 decapitated human heads ",
    "2198": "Caster's next Summoning yields 1d1000 fluffy white rabbits  ",
    "2199": "Caster's next Summoning yields 1d4 chrome-plated ostriches ",
    "2200": "Caster's next Summoning yields 1d8 tiny blue imps with white hats ",
    "2201": "Caster's next Summoning yields 4d10 bushels of rotten apples ",
    "2202": "Caster's next Summoning yields a 16HD Earth Elemental  ",
    "2203": "Caster's next Summoning yields a bucket of brine-soaked plums ",
    "2204": "Caster's next Summoning yields a coil of rope one mile in length ",
    "2205": "Caster's next Summoning yields a creature that attacks him ",
    "2206": "Caster's next Summoning yields a creature that dies instantly ",
    "2207": "Caster's next Summoning yields a horrifyingly loathsome monster ",
    "2208": "Caster's next Summoning yields a mockery of the intended effect ",
    "2209": "Caster's next Summoning yields a puddle of highly unstable goo ",
    "2210": "Caster's next Summoning yields an ice sculpture  ",
    "2211": "Caster's next Summoning yields an illusion of the intended effect ",
    "2212": "Caster's next Summoning yields something wildly inappropriate ",
    "2213": "Caster's next Summoning yields the last thing that he expects ",
    "2214": "Caster's next Summoning yields two of whatever he's Summoning ",
    "2215": "Caster's nose looks like a noose ",
    "2216": "Caster's nose looks like an ear ",
    "2217": "Caster's nostrils are stuffed full of pimentos ",
    "2218": "Caster's palms turn to stone ",
    "2219": "Caster's pockets are filled with confectioner's sugar ",
    "2220": "Caster's pockets are filled with glue ",
    "2221": "Caster's pockets are filled with greasy candle stubs ",
    "2222": "Caster's pockets are filled with live minnows ",
    "2223": "Caster's pockets are filled with offal ",
    "2224": "Caster's pockets are filled with stringy pasta ",
    "2225": "Caster's pockets are filled with weeks-old goat cheese ",
    "2226": "Caster's pockets are fireproof ",
    "2227": "Caster's pockets are inaccessible for 1d6 days ",
    "2228": "Caster's pockets are lined with chain mail ",
    "2229": "Caster's pockets are lined with sharp, jagged teeth ",
    "2230": "Caster's pockets vanish along with anything inside them ",
    "2231": "Caster's presence causes all food to taste like liver ",
    "2232": "Caster's presence causes birds in nearby trees to fall silent ",
    "2233": "Caster's presence causes bowstrings to be abnormally elastic ",
    "2234": "Caster's presence causes clockwork devices to malfunction ",
    "2235": "Caster's presence causes food to be drained of all flavor ",
    "2236": "Caster's presence causes holy symbols to seem unusually hot ",
    "2237": "Caster's presence causes magical animals to be oddly intractable ",
    "2238": "Caster's presence causes magical weapons to glow a dim red ",
    "2239": "Caster's presence causes musical instruments to go out of tune ",
    "2240": "Caster's presence causes people to sing wildly off-key ",
    "2241": "Caster's presence causes the clanking of metal to be muted ",
    "2242": "Caster's presence causes timekeeping devices to combust  ",
    "2243": "Caster's presence causes timekeeping devices to malfunction  ",
    "2244": "Caster's presence causes undead skeletons to sneeze  ",
    "2245": "Caster's presence causes worked stone to sweat ",
    "2246": "Caster's presence induces lightheartedness in Dwarves ",
    "2247": "Caster's presence makes it hard to discern the value of things ",
    "2248": "Caster's principal weapon bends until the ends are touching ",
    "2249": "Caster's principal weapon can indicate True North once per turn ",
    "2250": "Caster's principal weapon can't be damaged by non-magical heat ",
    "2251": "Caster's principal weapon can't exist on this plane for 4d8 days ",
    "2252": "Caster's principal weapon can't kill anyone now within 10 miles ",
    "2253": "Caster's principal weapon can't kill anyone of Elfin stock ",
    "2254": "Caster's principal weapon disintegrates if it draws his blood ",
    "2255": "Caster's principal weapon glows as though it's red hot  ",
    "2256": "Caster's principal weapon is as shiny as mirror for 1d12 months ",
    "2257": "Caster's principal weapon is extremely sticky to the touch ",
    "2258": "Caster's principal weapon is matte black between sunset and dawn ",
    "2259": "Caster's principal weapon is older than the whole universe ",
    "2260": "Caster's principal weapon is reclaimed by its former owner ",
    "2261": "Caster's principal weapon is translucent like smoked glass ",
    "2262": "Caster's principal weapon shrinks by 5d10+45% ",
    "2263": "Caster's principal weapon sprouts luxuriant tresses ",
    "2264": "Caster's reflection appears upside down ",
    "2265": "Caster's reflection chants dire prophecies about him ",
    "2266": "Caster's reflection commits suicide when he next sees it ",
    "2267": "Caster's reflection harbors a deep and obvious resentment of him ",
    "2268": "Caster's reflection is not mirror-reversed ",
    "2269": "Caster's reflection shows him as battered corpse ",
    "2270": "Caster's reflection shows him as he was 10 years ago ",
    "2271": "Caster's reflection shows him beaten nearly to death ",
    "2272": "Caster's right arm is encased in a cylinder of solid crystal ",
    "2273": "Caster's right arm is just like his left arm, facing backwards ",
    "2274": "Caster's right arm resembles a horse's foreleg ",
    "2275": "Caster's right hand is a perfect sphere at the end of his wrist ",
    "2276": "Caster's right hand struggles to grip his right elbow ",
    "2277": "Caster's right leg increases in thickness by a factor of 1d4 ",
    "2278": "Caster's right thigh is as long as his entire left leg ",
    "2279": "Caster's skin appears cracked like an old oil painting ",
    "2280": "Caster's skin appears pitted like Swiss cheese ",
    "2281": "Caster's skin appears to have been boiled  ",
    "2282": "Caster's skin appears to have been riveted to his body in sheets ",
    "2283": "Caster's skin appears to have been woven of flesh-colored thread ",
    "2284": "Caster's skin can't be punctured by any mammal's teeth ",
    "2285": "Caster's skin is blood red for 2d4-1 days ",
    "2286": "Caster's skin is completely free of moles, scars, and blemishes ",
    "2287": "Caster's skin is covered by human bite-marks ",
    "2288": "Caster's skin is fireproof but tarnishes quickly in sunlight ",
    "2289": "Caster's skin is infused with countless tiny glass nuggets ",
    "2290": "Caster's skin is permanently stained by his blood ",
    "2291": "Caster's skin is plaid from now on ",
    "2292": "Caster's skin is suddenly the color of his hair ",
    "2293": "Caster's skin ripples like a rain-spattered pond from now on ",
    "2294": "Caster's skin varies in opacity from hour to hour ",
    "2295": "Caster's skull becomes intensely magnetic ",
    "2296": "Caster's speech doesn't match the movement of his lips ",
    "2297": "Caster's speech is clearly audible to all within 50 yards ",
    "2298": "Caster's speech is utterly unintelligible for 1d4 hours ",
    "2299": "Caster's speech is utterly unintelligible to him ",
    "2300": "Caster's spellbook absorbs moisture like a sponge ",
    "2301": "Caster's spellbook acquires a saucy and antagonistic personality  ",
    "2302": "Caster's spellbook and any ink within it are waterproof ",
    "2303": "Caster's spellbook appears to be in a language unknown to him ",
    "2304": "Caster's spellbook appears to be on fire while it's open ",
    "2305": "Caster's spellbook belongs to someone else who wants it back ",
    "2306": "Caster's spellbook can be folded to the size of a deck of cards ",
    "2307": "Caster's spellbook can be judged by its cover ",
    "2308": "Caster's spellbook can be unfolded to function as a small boat ",
    "2309": "Caster's spellbook can be unfolded to function as a small tent ",
    "2310": "Caster's spellbook can be unfolded to serve as a table for six ",
    "2311": "Caster's spellbook can be used as an anvil but weighs as much ",
    "2312": "Caster's spellbook can dispense 1d4 gallons of pure water per day ",
    "2313": "Caster's spellbook can hold 100 pounds like a Bag of Holding ",
    "2314": "Caster's spellbook can hold 4x the usual number of spells ",
    "2315": "Caster's spellbook can only be read by females ",
    "2316": "Caster's spellbook can only be read by males ",
    "2317": "Caster's spellbook can only be read in near-total darkness ",
    "2318": "Caster's spellbook can withstand 100 hit points of fire damage ",
    "2319": "Caster's spellbook can't be harmed or altered by any mortal means ",
    "2320": "Caster's spellbook contains 1d8 spells he's never seen before ",
    "2321": "Caster's spellbook contains a mysterious key ",
    "2322": "Caster's spellbook contains nothing but gibberish for 1d4 days ",
    "2323": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of court transcripts ",
    "2324": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of idle gossip  ",
    "2325": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of inaccurate maps ",
    "2326": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of New Age garbage ",
    "2327": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of ribald limericks ",
    "2328": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of risqu� woodcuts ",
    "2329": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of shocking profanity ",
    "2330": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of tasty recipes ",
    "2331": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of trite haikus ",
    "2332": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of uplifting slogans ",
    "2333": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of utter gibberish ",
    "2334": "Caster's spellbook giggles in the presence of other books ",
    "2335": "Caster's spellbook giggles loudly when its pages are turned ",
    "2336": "Caster's spellbook gives faulty warnings about his impending doom ",
    "2337": "Caster's spellbook glows in the dark ",
    "2338": "Caster's spellbook growls ominously when anyone else touches it ",
    "2339": "Caster's spellbook has 60% Magic Resistance ",
    "2340": "Caster's spellbook has a handle and can be used as a shield +1 ",
    "2341": "Caster's spellbook has a hideous face embossed on its cover ",
    "2342": "Caster's spellbook has a secret, flask-shaped compartment ",
    "2343": "Caster's spellbook has a surprise ending ",
    "2344": "Caster's spellbook has no clear beginning or end ",
    "2345": "Caster's spellbook has straps and can be worn as a backpack ",
    "2346": "Caster's spellbook induces madness in those of Lawful alignment ",
    "2347": "Caster's spellbook induces nausea in anyone else who touches it ",
    "2348": "Caster's spellbook induces ravenous hunger in any who read it ",
    "2349": "Caster's spellbook is 30% likely to be invisible on any given day ",
    "2350": "Caster's spellbook is as fragile as glass until sunset ",
    "2351": "Caster's spellbook is bound in a sheathe of human skin ",
    "2352": "Caster's spellbook is bound tightly shut in barbed wire ",
    "2353": "Caster's spellbook is breaded and deep-fried ",
    "2354": "Caster's spellbook is chrome-plated ",
    "2355": "Caster's spellbook is covered in a thin shell of clay ",
    "2356": "Caster's spellbook is coveted by a fire elemental ",
    "2357": "Caster's spellbook is coveted by the undead ",
    "2358": "Caster's spellbook is discovered to be a forgery ",
    "2359": "Caster's spellbook is distributed as a mass-market paperback ",
    "2360": "Caster's spellbook is drenched in goat's milk ",
    "2361": "Caster's spellbook is ethereal to everyone except him ",
    "2362": "Caster's spellbook is fiercely coveted by all who pass near it ",
    "2363": "Caster's spellbook is filled with ways to dispose of corpses ",
    "2364": "Caster's spellbook is found to be just one part of a trilogy ",
    "2365": "Caster's spellbook is glazed like a doughnut ",
    "2366": "Caster's spellbook is gritty like sandpaper ",
    "2367": "Caster's spellbook is impervious to acid ",
    "2368": "Caster's spellbook is impervious to cold ",
    "2369": "Caster's spellbook is indestructible but appears to be decaying ",
    "2370": "Caster's spellbook is invisible for one hour each day ",
    "2371": "Caster's spellbook is invisible to everyone except magic users ",
    "2372": "Caster's spellbook is invisible to him unless his hair is wet ",
    "2373": "Caster's spellbook is invisible when wet ",
    "2374": "Caster's spellbook is laminated ",
    "2375": "Caster's spellbook is long overdue at the library ",
    "2376": "Caster's spellbook is perfectly spherical for 1d12 hours ",
    "2377": "Caster's spellbook is permanently water-soaked but undamaged ",
    "2378": "Caster's spellbook is rewritten in a language known only to him ",
    "2379": "Caster's spellbook is rewritten in a language unknown to him ",
    "2380": "Caster's spellbook is riddled with holes like Swiss cheese ",
    "2381": "Caster's spellbook is rumored to contain several lost spells ",
    "2382": "Caster's spellbook is rumored to have been penned by heretics ",
    "2383": "Caster's spellbook is sealed in a heavy wooden crate ",
    "2384": "Caster's spellbook is sealed with a combination lock ",
    "2385": "Caster's spellbook is sheathed in flame but doesn't burn ",
    "2386": "Caster's spellbook is sought by power-crazed conjurers ",
    "2387": "Caster's spellbook is stolen by someone on his way to the latrine  ",
    "2388": "Caster's spellbook is tightly wrapped in cellophane ",
    "2389": "Caster's spellbook is transparent while closed ",
    "2390": "Caster's spellbook is unintelligible for 1d100 hours ",
    "2391": "Caster's spellbook is waterproof ",
    "2392": "Caster's spellbook is weightless while it's open ",
    "2393": "Caster's spellbook is wrapped in festive paper and ribbons ",
    "2394": "Caster's spellbook is written entirely in purple crayon ",
    "2395": "Caster's spellbook leaves a trail of ash wherever it's carried  ",
    "2396": "Caster's spellbook randomly shuffles its pages  ",
    "2397": "Caster's spellbook reeks as though drenched in perfume ",
    "2398": "Caster's spellbook reeks indelibly of mold and mildew ",
    "2399": "Caster's spellbook reeks of manure while it's open ",
    "2400": "Caster's spellbook reeks of rotting, mildewed cloth ",
    "2401": "Caster's spellbook seems badly scorched but is undamaged ",
    "2402": "Caster's spellbook shines as bright as the sun for 4d6 hours ",
    "2403": "Caster's spellbook shrinks to the size of a coin for 1d4 days ",
    "2404": "Caster's spellbook sprays skunk-musk each time it's opened ",
    "2405": "Caster's spellbook tastes like chicken between sunset and dawn ",
    "2406": "Caster's spellbook teleports 10d20 yards straight up ",
    "2407": "Caster's spellbook teleports 1d4 feet straight down ",
    "2408": "Caster's spellbook tends to slam shut on his hand (1d2-1 damage) ",
    "2409": "Caster's spellbook turns into a cat when he says a command word ",
    "2410": "Caster's spellbook vanishes; he finds it in a nearby well ",
    "2411": "Caster's spellbook vanishes; in 1d4 days he disgorges it ",
    "2412": "Caster's spellbook warms a five foot radius to a comfy 70�  ",
    "2413": "Caster's spellbook was here just a minute ago ",
    "2414": "Caster's spellbook was instrumental in the downfall of an empire ",
    "2415": "Caster's spellbook was stolen from a secret monastery ",
    "2416": "Caster's spellbook was stolen from a traveler from the future ",
    "2417": "Caster's spellbook weighs 1d100+100 pounds  ",
    "2418": "Caster's spellbook weighs as much as he does ",
    "2419": "Caster's spellbook will combust if he opens it before dawn ",
    "2420": "Caster's spells function as though cast by someone half his level ",
    "2421": "Caster's spells no longer work on some particular person nearby ",
    "2422": "Caster's Strength increases by 1d6 for a like number of days ",
    "2423": "Caster's Strength is halved ",
    "2424": "Caster's Strength is halved until he's struck by fire-based magic ",
    "2425": "Caster's Strength is rerolled hourly for the next 24 hours ",
    "2426": "Caster's teeth appear shiny and black like obsidian ",
    "2427": "Caster's teeth appear to drip blood for one week ",
    "2428": "Caster's teeth become serrated and triangular like a shark's ",
    "2429": "Caster's teeth can be broken by any physical force or object ",
    "2430": "Caster's teeth can never become invisible ",
    "2431": "Caster's teeth grow continuously, like a rodent's ",
    "2432": "Caster's teeth shatter on contact with unrefined iron ",
    "2433": "Caster's tongue is bifurcated along half of its length ",
    "2434": "Caster's tongue is invisible during daylight hours ",
    "2435": "Caster's tongue is removable ",
    "2436": "Caster's voice becomes increasingly loud ",
    "2437": "Caster's voice cracks like a teenage boy's voice ",
    "2438": "Caster's voice inspires rage in dogs and wolves ",
    "2439": "Caster's voice is hoarse and strained for 1d4 weeks ",
    "2440": "Caster's voice issues from his right hand instead of his mouth ",
    "2441": "Caster's voice makes people feel hostile and aggressive ",
    "2442": "Caster's voice resonates in any gems nearby ",
    "2443": "Caster's voice seems poorly matched to his age and sex ",
    "2444": "Caster's voice seems to issue from 1d4 people around him ",
    "2445": "Caster's voice seems to issue from his pockets ",
    "2446": "Caster's voice seems to issue from some item he's now carrying ",
    "2447": "Caster's voice sounds as if it's coming from a distant megaphone ",
    "2448": "Caster's voice sounds as if it's coming through a metal tube ",
    "2449": "Caster's voice sounds like he's 1d100 years older ",
    "2450": "Caster's voice sounds like that of each person to whom he speaks ",
    "2451": "Caster's voice sounds like the braying of donkeys ",
    "2452": "Caster's voice sounds like the buzzing of metal bees ",
    "2453": "Caster's voice sounds like the honking of geese ",
    "2454": "Caster's voice sounds like the sputtering of a clogged drain  ",
    "2455": "Caster's waterskin is filled with mashed potatoes ",
    "2456": "Caster's waterskin makes its contents taste brackish and foul ",
    "2457": "Caster's weight increases tenfold while on a ladder ",
    "2458": "Caster's weight increases tenfold while walking across ice ",
    "2459": "Cooked meat is mildly poisonous to the caster ",
    "2460": "Countless pine needles adhere tightly to the caster's skin ",
    "2461": "Countless tiny wood chips swirl about the caster for 2d10 rounds ",
    "2462": "Countless tiny worms cascade from caster's ears ",
    "2463": "Crawling insects pour from caster's nostrils for 1d4 rounds ",
    "2464": "Cryptic messages are embossed on the caster's chest and back ",
    "2465": "Cryptic runes cover the caster's arms and hands ",
    "2466": "Cryptic symbols flash constantly across caster's forehead ",
    "2467": "Damage from caster's next 1d8 attacks appears 1d8 rounds later ",
    "2468": "Damage inflicted upon caster can only be healed near firelight ",
    "2469": "Damage inflicted upon caster is 10% likely to be just an illusion ",
    "2470": "Damage inflicted upon caster is 10% likely to harm someone else  ",
    "2471": "Damage inflicted upon caster leaves unusually severe scars ",
    "2472": "Domestic cats react to caster with astonishing ferocity ",
    "2473": "Each day at noon, caster's age is reduced by 50%  ",
    "2474": "Each day at noon, caster's weapon heats to 2d100� ",
    "2475": "Each day at sunset, caster suffers intense pain for 1d4 rounds  ",
    "2476": "Each day for 2d6 days, caster must reroll his attributes  ",
    "2477": "Each day, caster adds a cumbersome new title to his name  ",
    "2478": "Each day, caster attempts to prove that he's impervious to blades ",
    "2479": "Each day, caster bores his allies with tales of his own heroism ",
    "2480": "Each day, caster can add +1 (or +5%) to any one dice roll  ",
    "2481": "Each day, caster can cause one foe to miss one attack  ",
    "2482": "Each day, caster can detach his head for up to one hour  ",
    "2483": "Each day, caster can digest up to half a pound of stone  ",
    "2484": "Each day, caster can magically cause 1d6 people to hate him  ",
    "2485": "Each day, caster can roar like a dragon one time ",
    "2486": "Each day, caster can see through one door as if it were glass ",
    "2487": "Each day, caster can Summon 1d10 minnows up to 1d4 times ",
    "2488": "Each day, caster decides to worship a different deity  ",
    "2489": "Each day, caster demands to be called by a different name ",
    "2490": "Each day, caster displays a new phobia that disappears by sunset ",
    "2491": "Each day, caster finds 1d10 human eyeballs in his pocket  ",
    "2492": "Each day, caster finds 1d4 gold pieces in his pocket ",
    "2493": "Each day, caster finds a severed body part in his pocket ",
    "2494": "Each day, caster has no idea who he is for 1d10 minutes ",
    "2495": "Each day, caster increasingly obsesses about his waning lifespan ",
    "2496": "Each day, caster insists on being called by a different name  ",
    "2497": "Each day, caster is  1% likely to be destroyed by a meteor strike ",
    "2498": "Each day, caster is  5% likely to teleport to this target point  ",
    "2499": "Each day, caster is 10% likely to change sex until sunset ",
    "2500": "Each day, caster is 40% likely to crave garlic intensely ",
    "2501": "Each day, caster is 50% likely to leave no footprints ",
    "2502": "Each day, caster is accosted by a man with a real estate scheme ",
    "2503": "Each day, caster is attacked but not injured by a huge, ugly bird ",
    "2504": "Each day, caster is immune to 1d6 hit points of damage  ",
    "2505": "Each day, caster loses 1d4 gold pieces ",
    "2506": "Each day, caster must cast at least one spell upon himself  ",
    "2507": "Each day, caster must drink at least four gallons of water  ",
    "2508": "Each day, caster must eat a pound of tree bark, or he'll starve ",
    "2509": "Each day, caster must eat at least one lighted candle  ",
    "2510": "Each day, caster must pluck at least one rose or be stricken mute ",
    "2511": "Each day, caster must recite a new limerick, or he'll go insane ",
    "2512": "Each day, caster must Save or be unable to count until sunset ",
    "2513": "Each day, caster must Save or lose half of his hit points ",
    "2514": "Each day, caster must Save vs Will or his home explodes ",
    "2515": "Each day, caster must tell at least one outrageous lie ",
    "2516": "Each day, caster recalls a new but entirely fictional past life ",
    "2517": "Each day, caster reveals a new and offensive truth about himself ",
    "2518": "Each day, caster sees great meaning in the first words he hears  ",
    "2519": "Each day, caster suffers violent withdrawal unless he uses magic ",
    "2520": "Each day, caster tells the same stupid joke about gnomes ",
    "2521": "Each day, caster threatens to murder someone nearby ",
    "2522": "Each day, caster wakes because a small pebble hits his forehead ",
    "2523": "Each day, caster wakes beneath a brine-soaked tangle of vines ",
    "2524": "Each day, caster wakes beneath a layer of fine white sand ",
    "2525": "Each day, caster wakes certain that he'll die before sunset ",
    "2526": "Each day, caster wakes certain that the world will end by sunset ",
    "2527": "Each day, caster wakes completely deaf until he drinks something ",
    "2528": "Each day, caster wakes dressed in a mummy's filthy rags ",
    "2529": "Each day, caster wakes exhausted as if he just ran a marathon ",
    "2530": "Each day, caster wakes in a pile of dry leaves ",
    "2531": "Each day, caster wakes looking as if he's been beaten with clubs ",
    "2532": "Each day, caster wakes nearly out of his mind with rage ",
    "2533": "Each day, caster wakes thinking that 1d100 days have passed ",
    "2534": "Each day, caster wakes thinking that he's under attack  ",
    "2535": "Each day, caster wakes to find a loaf of warm bread on his chest ",
    "2536": "Each day, caster wakes unable to see his allies for 1d4 turns ",
    "2537": "Each day, caster wakes wearing a heavily powdered wig ",
    "2538": "Each day, caster wakes wearing a straw hat ",
    "2539": "Each day, caster wakes with a daisy sprouting from his mouth ",
    "2540": "Each day, caster wakes with a gold coin in his mouth ",
    "2541": "Each day, caster wakes with a hospital bracelet on his wrist ",
    "2542": "Each day, caster wakes with his mouth packed full of flour ",
    "2543": "Each day, caster wakes with no idea of how he got there ",
    "2544": "Each day, caster wakes with several new and disturbing scars ",
    "2545": "Each day, caster's face is unbearably hideous for 1d10 minutes  ",
    "2546": "Each day, caster's hair grows 10% longer  ",
    "2547": "Each day, caster's height fluctuates plus or minus 1d100%  ",
    "2548": "Each day, caster's height fluctuates plus or minus 1d6 inches  ",
    "2549": "Each day, caster's home shrinks by 1%  ",
    "2550": "Each day, caster's nostrils appear at a new place on his head  ",
    "2551": "Each day, one of caster's spells (random) has its effect reversed ",
    "2552": "Each day, some part of caster's body falls off and regrows  ",
    "2553": "Each day, someone accuses the caster of grand theft ",
    "2554": "Each day, someone accuses the caster of high treason ",
    "2555": "Each day, someone accuses the caster of unwholesome practices ",
    "2556": "Each day, someone accuses the caster or regicide ",
    "2557": "Each day, the caster is praised for some act of amazing heroism ",
    "2558": "Each hour, 1d4 small pine cones fall from the caster's ears ",
    "2559": "Each morning, caster must Save or be rendered mute for that day ",
    "2560": "Each morning, caster must Save or be sprayed by a skunk ",
    "2561": "Each morning, caster must Save or contract a non-magical illness ",
    "2562": "Each morning, caster must Save or earn the enmity of a monarch ",
    "2563": "Each morning, caster must Save or he ages 1d4 days ",
    "2564": "Each morning, caster must Save or he'll be arrested before sunset ",
    "2565": "Each morning, caster must Save or his clothes dissolve by sunset ",
    "2566": "Each night as caster sleeps, every blade he owns is sharpened ",
    "2567": "Each night as caster sleeps, he's 5% likely to trigger a Burst ",
    "2568": "Each night as caster sleeps, his ankles are bound by silk cord ",
    "2569": "Each night as caster sleeps, his lips move as though he's talking ",
    "2570": "Each of caster's big toes is now as long as the rest of his foot ",
    "2571": "Each of caster's big toes is now as wide as the rest of his foot ",
    "2572": "Each of caster's teeth is now a different and contrasting color ",
    "2573": "Each of caster's teeth screams each time he opens his mouth ",
    "2574": "Each of caster's toes is 5% likely to explode right now ",
    "2575": "Eerie moans fill the air when caster touches holy water ",
    "2576": "Efforts to become invisible make the caster much more visible ",
    "2577": "Efforts to become invisible temporarily age the caster 1d10 years ",
    "2578": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are 20% larger ",
    "2579": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are at -2 to hit him ",
    "2580": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are completely silent ",
    "2581": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are horrible to look at ",
    "2582": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are invisible to him ",
    "2583": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are invulnerable to him ",
    "2584": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are Slowed  ",
    "2585": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are terrified of him ",
    "2586": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence assume comical forms ",
    "2587": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence attack him outright ",
    "2588": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence attack their summoner ",
    "2589": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence can't be controlled ",
    "2590": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence crave decaying meat ",
    "2591": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence explode instantly ",
    "2592": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence flee the area at once ",
    "2593": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence look familiar to him ",
    "2594": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence mock him endlessly ",
    "2595": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence seem far more fierce ",
    "2596": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence totally ignore him  ",
    "2597": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence vaguely resemble him ",
    "2598": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence weep until dismissed ",
    "2599": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence will not attack him  ",
    "2600": "Embarrassing rumors about the caster circulate far and wide ",
    "2601": "Embarrassing sounds issue from the caster at inopportune times ",
    "2602": "Even in darkness, caster is visible as though in full daylight ",
    "2603": "Every third tooth falls from caster's mouth ",
    "2604": "Everyone knows the caster's most embarrassing secret ",
    "2605": "Everyone now harboring ill will toward caster forgets who he is ",
    "2606": "Everyone now harboring ill will toward caster knows where he is ",
    "2607": "Everyone thinks that the caster is using a false name ",
    "2608": "Everyone thinks that the caster's use of magic is reckless ",
    "2609": "Everyone thinks the caster to be vaguely unreliable ",
    "2610": "Everyone who knows the caster suspects that he's really undead ",
    "2611": "Everyone who knows the caster thinks that he owes them money ",
    "2612": "Everyone within 100 miles hates the caster until at least sunset ",
    "2613": "Everyone within 100 miles knows that the caster is a magic user ",
    "2614": "Everyone within one mile appears as a skeleton to the caster  ",
    "2615": "Everything caster eats for 1d12 months tastes strongly of blood ",
    "2616": "Fine gold wire is visibly threaded through the caster's flesh ",
    "2617": "Fire-based magic is invisible to the caster ",
    "2618": "Fires can't be sustained within three feet of caster's spellbook ",
    "2619": "Flames shoot from caster's ears at least once per hour until dawn ",
    "2620": "Foliage grows to entangle caster's feet if he stands still ",
    "2621": "Food turns ethereal while the caster touches it ",
    "2622": "For 1d4 days, caster can neutralize poisons by touch ",
    "2623": "For 1d4 days, caster is certain that his saliva is poisonous ",
    "2624": "For 1d4 rounds, caster's left foot is fused to the ground ",
    "2625": "For 1d4 rounds, normal water can burn the caster like strong acid ",
    "2626": "For 1d4 weeks, caster's eyelids glow brightly in the dark ",
    "2627": "For 1d4 weeks, caster's nose hovers 1d4 inches before his face  ",
    "2628": "For 2d4-1 horrible days, caster works in a huge corporate office ",
    "2629": "For 3d10 days caster is immune to magic cast by one person  ",
    "2630": "For 6d10 rounds, caster is the only person on the entire planet ",
    "2631": "For one day, caster is so monstrously ugly that people attack him ",
    "2632": "For one day, caster knows the location of all gold within 5 miles ",
    "2633": "For several days, caster strongly resembles a drowned corpse ",
    "2634": "Foul-smelling steam issues from the caster's nostrils ",
    "2635": "Half of caster's body is as hairy as an ape ",
    "2636": "Half of caster's body is immune to polymorph magic ",
    "2637": "Half of caster's hair is replaced by very fine silver wire ",
    "2638": "Holy symbols inspire dread in the caster ",
    "2639": "Holy water boils on contact with caster's skin ",
    "2640": "Honey flows through caster's veins instead of blood ",
    "2641": "Horrific screams issue from the caster's spellbook  ",
    "2642": "Huge volumes of ectoplasm ooze from the caster's nostrils ",
    "2643": "Icy winds buffet the caster for 2d8-1 days ",
    "2644": "If alive, caster is totally healed in each of the next 1d6 hours ",
    "2645": "If asked for identification, caster offers a funny self-portrait ",
    "2646": "If caster attempts a Summoning, he vanishes for its duration ",
    "2647": "If caster attempts to create or control undead, they attack him ",
    "2648": "If caster casts a spell in the next turn, he thinks he's drowning ",
    "2649": "If caster casts a spell in the next turn, his clothing vanishes ",
    "2650": "If caster comes within one mile of a dragon, his hair falls out ",
    "2651": "If caster comes within one mile of an ocean, he begins to drown ",
    "2652": "If caster damages a statue, he suffers an equivalent injury ",
    "2653": "If caster dies and is resurrected, he's 85% likely to change sex ",
    "2654": "If caster draws a weapon before sunset, he goes berserk ",
    "2655": "If caster draws a weapon before sunset, that weapon vanishes ",
    "2656": "If caster falls more than twenty yards, he teleports to this spot ",
    "2657": "If caster has a beard, it vanishes; if he doesn't, he grows one ",
    "2658": "If caster has a missile weapon, he's attacked by small animals ",
    "2659": "If caster has drawn blood recently, he vanishes until sunrise ",
    "2660": "If caster has eaten in the past hour, he falls unconscious ",
    "2661": "If caster has eaten in the past hour, he loses 2d10 hit points ",
    "2662": "If caster has eaten in the past hour, he never has to eat again ",
    "2663": "If caster has eaten in the past hour, he vanishes until lunchtime ",
    "2664": "If caster has eaten meat in the past hour, it was human flesh ",
    "2665": "If caster has eaten meat in the past hour, it wasn't really meat ",
    "2666": "If caster has ever been resurrected, he loses 1d100 hit points ",
    "2667": "If caster has ever been resurrected, he now gains one level ",
    "2668": "If caster has ever been resurrected, he now loses one level ",
    "2669": "If caster has ever been resurrected, he teleports to that spot ",
    "2670": "If caster has slain anyone in cold blood, he's wracked by remorse ",
    "2671": "If caster has slain anyone in cold blood, that person haunts him ",
    "2672": "If caster ingests poison, he becomes powerfully addicted to it ",
    "2673": "If caster ingests poison, he briefly gains 1d4 points of Wisdom  ",
    "2674": "If caster ingests poison, he can't be harmed by fire for 1d4 days ",
    "2675": "If caster ingests poison, he combusts in 1d6 turns ",
    "2676": "If caster ingests poison, he develops an intense, unusual phobia ",
    "2677": "If caster ingests poison, he develops hundreds of ugly blisters  ",
    "2678": "If caster ingests poison, he forgets his name and how to speak ",
    "2679": "If caster ingests poison, he hallucinates wildly for 2d20 hours ",
    "2680": "If caster ingests poison, he is instantly aware of it ",
    "2681": "If caster ingests poison, he smells like carrion for 1d4 weeks ",
    "2682": "If caster ingests poison, he tries to cut it out of his body ",
    "2683": "If caster ingests poison, he's 20% likely to change sex ",
    "2684": "If caster ingests poison, his age is reduced by 1d20 years ",
    "2685": "If caster ingests poison, his blood is corrosive to metal ",
    "2686": "If caster ingests poison, his body shrinks by 1d100% ",
    "2687": "If caster ingests poison, his fingers vanish  ",
    "2688": "If caster ingests poison, his teeth fall out ",
    "2689": "If caster ingests poison, its onset is delayed by 1d4 days ",
    "2690": "If caster ingests poison, non-magical antidotes are toxic to him ",
    "2691": "If caster ingests poison, someone nearby also suffers its effect ",
    "2692": "If caster is carrying a dagger, it grows as large as a greatsword ",
    "2693": "If caster is carrying a pouch, he attempts to climb into it ",
    "2694": "If caster is carrying a pouch, he likes to wear it as a hat ",
    "2695": "If caster is carrying a pouch, he uses it as a hand-puppet ",
    "2696": "If caster is carrying a weapon, it attempts to strike him ",
    "2697": "If caster is carrying a weapon, it turns into an umbrella ",
    "2698": "If caster is carrying any blades, he throws them in a nearby lake ",
    "2699": "If caster is carrying any blades, they're now incredibly sharp ",
    "2700": "If caster is carrying any bread, it animates and attacks him ",
    "2701": "If caster is carrying any coins, each weighs as much as he does ",
    "2702": "If caster is carrying any coins, he develops an allergy to gold ",
    "2703": "If caster is carrying any keys, they're all suddenly identical ",
    "2704": "If caster is carrying any kind of key, it explodes violently ",
    "2705": "If caster is carrying any metal, he can't cast magic until dawn  ",
    "2706": "If caster is carrying any metal, he thinks that he's rusting ",
    "2707": "If caster is carrying any wood, he tries to eat it like a termite ",
    "2708": "If caster is carrying any wood, he's attacked by termites ",
    "2709": "If caster is carrying food, he becomes violently ill for an hour ",
    "2710": "If caster is carrying food, he eats all of it as fast as he can ",
    "2711": "If caster is carrying food, he's attacked by hungry hungry hippos ",
    "2712": "If caster is carrying food, it's 4X as nutritious as normal food ",
    "2713": "If caster is carrying his spellbook, he teleports 2d4 miles ",
    "2714": "If caster is carrying his spellbook, he teleports to his home  ",
    "2715": "If caster is carrying his spellbook, he's illiterate for one week ",
    "2716": "If caster is carrying his spellbook, he's reluctant to open it ",
    "2717": "If caster is carrying his spellbook, it teleports to his home ",
    "2718": "If caster is carrying his spellbook, it vanishes until dawn ",
    "2719": "If caster is hit by a bludgeon, his head resembles a watermelon ",
    "2720": "If caster is hit by a bludgeon, his head rings like a bronze gong ",
    "2721": "If caster is now at full hit points, he vanishes for 1d12 hours ",
    "2722": "If caster is now bleeding, he ages 10d10 years ",
    "2723": "If caster is now bleeding, he attacks his nearest ally ",
    "2724": "If caster is now bleeding, he can never use invisibility magic ",
    "2725": "If caster is now bleeding, he can't be healed before midnight ",
    "2726": "If caster is now bleeding, he can't use magic for 1d4 days ",
    "2727": "If caster is now bleeding, he can't use magic for 2d12 hours ",
    "2728": "If caster is now bleeding, he changes sex for 1d6 days ",
    "2729": "If caster is now bleeding, he declares war on an imagined enemy ",
    "2730": "If caster is now bleeding, he flees at top speed in a panic ",
    "2731": "If caster is now bleeding, he gains 10,000 Experience Points ",
    "2732": "If caster is now bleeding, he gains one level ",
    "2733": "If caster is now bleeding, he loses another 4d10 hit points ",
    "2734": "If caster is now bleeding, he races to the nearest coastline ",
    "2735": "If caster is now bleeding, he teleports to his home ",
    "2736": "If caster is now bleeding, he thinks that he's somebody else ",
    "2737": "If caster is now bleeding, he's attacked by a shark ",
    "2738": "If caster is now bleeding, he's forever immune to healing magic ",
    "2739": "If caster is now bleeding, he's immune to fire magic until sunset ",
    "2740": "If caster is now bleeding, he's permanently invisible to goblins ",
    "2741": "If caster is now bleeding, he's reduced to just one hit point ",
    "2742": "If caster is now bleeding, he's restored to full Health ",
    "2743": "If caster is now bleeding, he's stricken mute until he's healed ",
    "2744": "If caster is now bleeding, his blood glows in the dark  ",
    "2745": "If caster is now bleeding, his blood is flammable for 2d12 hours ",
    "2746": "If caster is now bleeding, his hair grows 8d12 inches ",
    "2747": "If caster is now bleeding, his weapon is +4 ToHit for 2d12 hours ",
    "2748": "If caster is now bleeding, his weapons vanish until dawn ",
    "2749": "If caster is now bleeding, is base AC is zero for 1d10 hours ",
    "2750": "If caster is now carrying a waterskin, it can hold 10d10 gallons ",
    "2751": "If caster is now carrying a waterskin, it turns into bagpipes ",
    "2752": "If caster is slain by a metal weapon, he can't be resurrected ",
    "2753": "If caster is slain by a metal weapon, he'll rises as a zombie ",
    "2754": "If caster is slain, he awakens the next day fully healed (once) ",
    "2755": "If caster is slain, his killer is 20% likely to take his own life ",
    "2756": "If caster is slain, his killer is universally hailed as a hero ",
    "2757": "If caster is slain, his killer receives 100,000 gold pieces ",
    "2758": "If caster is standing near open flame, he tries to extinguish it ",
    "2759": "If caster is standing near open flame, he tries to ignite himself ",
    "2760": "If caster is struck by an axe, he disgorges a pound of sawdust ",
    "2761": "If caster is struck by an axe, he yells 'timber' and falls over ",
    "2762": "If caster is usually shy, he becomes very assertive, & vice versa ",
    "2763": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, brackish slime oozes from it ",
    "2764": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, everyone one nearby hates him ",
    "2765": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he acquires a new language ",
    "2766": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he acquires an unusual phobia ",
    "2767": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he ages 1d100 years until dawn ",
    "2768": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he ages one year per round ",
    "2769": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he becomes loudly belligerent ",
    "2770": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he becomes nocturnal ",
    "2771": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can breathe underwater ",
    "2772": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't be harmed by ice ",
    "2773": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't Detect Magic ",
    "2774": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't discern True North  ",
    "2775": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't eat while wearing it ",
    "2776": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't leave this spot ",
    "2777": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't remove it by himself ",
    "2778": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't sit until sunrise ",
    "2779": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't sleep for 2d10 days ",
    "2780": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't speak above a whisper ",
    "2781": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't use it for 1d4 days ",
    "2782": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't wear any other rings ",
    "2783": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to be an impostor ",
    "2784": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to be enslaved to it ",
    "2785": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to be indestructible ",
    "2786": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to despise it ",
    "2787": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to have created it ",
    "2788": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to have stolen it ",
    "2789": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he decides that he's a god ",
    "2790": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he disgorges a large bell ",
    "2791": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he disgorges one just like it ",
    "2792": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he feels 1d100� colder  ",
    "2793": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he finds an enormous diamond ",
    "2794": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he finds another just like it ",
    "2795": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he forgets how to use it ",
    "2796": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he founds a bizarre cult ",
    "2797": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he goes insane for 1d4 days ",
    "2798": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he grows suspicious of Elves ",
    "2799": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he hasn't eaten in weeks ",
    "2800": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he hates to use it indoors ",
    "2801": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he hates to use it outdoors ",
    "2802": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he joins a bizarre cult ",
    "2803": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he misplaces it ",
    "2804": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he refuses to speak to Dwarves ",
    "2805": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he regains 2d6 hit points ",
    "2806": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he rings like a bell ",
    "2807": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he shrinks by 50% until dawn ",
    "2808": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he suffers cannibalistic urges ",
    "2809": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he suspects that it's a fake ",
    "2810": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks his allies covet it ",
    "2811": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks it's consuming him ",
    "2812": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks it's controlling him ",
    "2813": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks that it's on fire ",
    "2814": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he throws it 4d6 feet from him ",
    "2815": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he tries to destroy it ",
    "2816": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he tries to sever that finger ",
    "2817": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he uses it whenever possible ",
    "2818": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he wants to swallow it ",
    "2819": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he weeps tears of honey ",
    "2820": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he'll die if he removes it ",
    "2821": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's accused of sedition ",
    "2822": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's allergic to it ",
    "2823": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's attacked by crows ",
    "2824": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's attacked by scarabs  ",
    "2825": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's blind until he removes it ",
    "2826": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's declared guilty of heresy ",
    "2827": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's eager to behead himself ",
    "2828": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's imprisoned far away ",
    "2829": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's known to have stolen it ",
    "2830": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's placed under arrest ",
    "2831": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's related to the king ",
    "2832": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's reluctant to use it ",
    "2833": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's struck by lightning ",
    "2834": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's swarmed by vermin ",
    "2835": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's terrified of its power ",
    "2836": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's wearing a copy in his nose ",
    "2837": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his Charisma is  3 until dawn ",
    "2838": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his Charisma is 18 until dawn ",
    "2839": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his clothes turn invisible ",
    "2840": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his clothes turn to lead ",
    "2841": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his ears and nose fall off ",
    "2842": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his eyes turn invisible ",
    "2843": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his fingernails grow 1d4 feet ",
    "2844": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his hands look like a corpse's  ",
    "2845": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his hands switch wrists ",
    "2846": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his head turns invisible ",
    "2847": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his teeth turn to gold ",
    "2848": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, holy water burns his skin ",
    "2849": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it acquires an odd new ability ",
    "2850": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it becomes clear like glass ",
    "2851": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it becomes part of his body ",
    "2852": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it can't cross moving water ",
    "2853": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it can't pass through doorways ",
    "2854": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it derides his magical prowess ",
    "2855": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it disintegrates upon removal ",
    "2856": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it explodes upon removal ",
    "2857": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it has 2X as many charges ",
    "2858": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it heats to 1,000� ",
    "2859": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it shines like the sun ",
    "2860": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it shrinks by 50% ",
    "2861": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it sprouts dozens of needles ",
    "2862": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it turns permanently invisible ",
    "2863": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it turns to lead ",
    "2864": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it weighs more than he does ",
    "2865": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it works only 75% of the time ",
    "2866": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it's as brittle as glass ",
    "2867": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it's on someone else's finger ",
    "2868": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it's suddenly in his stomach ",
    "2869": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, its effect is reversed ",
    "2870": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, its main function is altered ",
    "2871": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, no one takes him seriously ",
    "2872": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, smoke pours from his nostrils ",
    "2873": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that finger doubles in length ",
    "2874": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that finger turns into a thumb ",
    "2875": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that finger turns invisible ",
    "2876": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand ages 1d100 years ",
    "2877": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand attacks the other  ",
    "2878": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand becomes gangrenous ",
    "2879": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand doubles in size ",
    "2880": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand has Dexterity 18 ",
    "2881": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand has Strength 18/00 ",
    "2882": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand is burned to a crisp ",
    "2883": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand is gnarled like wood ",
    "2884": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand is stricken numb ",
    "2885": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand looks like a claw ",
    "2886": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand looks like bare bone ",
    "2887": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand sprouts feathers ",
    "2888": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand turns into a foot ",
    "2889": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand turns to gold ",
    "2890": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand turns to stone ",
    "2891": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand's thumb vanishes ",
    "2892": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, the bones in that hand vanish ",
    "2893": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, water is poisonous to him ",
    "2894": "If caster is wearing any armor, he attacks someone nearby ",
    "2895": "If caster is wearing any armor, he removes it as fast as possible ",
    "2896": "If caster is wearing any armor, he teleports to his home ",
    "2897": "If caster is wearing any armor, it teleports to his home ",
    "2898": "If caster is wearing any leather, he moos like a cow until sunset ",
    "2899": "If caster is wearing any leather, he reeks of manure until sunset ",
    "2900": "If caster is wearing gloves, he can't remove them  ",
    "2901": "If caster is wearing gloves, he requires no sleep for 1d4 weeks ",
    "2902": "If caster is wearing gloves, they turn into fluffy wool mittens ",
    "2903": "If caster is wearing gloves, they turn into rigid steel ",
    "2904": "If caster kills anyone in the next turn, he also perishes ",
    "2905": "If caster kills anyone in the next turn, he's declared a hero ",
    "2906": "If caster rides a horse in the next 24 hours, it tries to eat him ",
    "2907": "If caster sleeps in his boots, he can never again remove them ",
    "2908": "If caster sleeps in his boots, they begin devouring him tonight ",
    "2909": "If caster stands on a riverbank, he's attacked by crustaceans ",
    "2910": "If caster stands on a riverbank, the bank crumbles beneath him ",
    "2911": "If caster swallows a hot coal, he's  5% likely to turn to diamond ",
    "2912": "If caster swallows a hot coal, it's 10% likely to turn to diamond ",
    "2913": "If caster tells a lie, he giggles  ",
    "2914": "If caster tells a lie, he's 40% likely to declare it outright ",
    "2915": "If caster uses Detect Magic, he loses 1d6 hit points ",
    "2916": "If caster uses Detect Magic, he's blinded for 1d10 rounds ",
    "2917": "If caster's carrying a dagger, he throws it at someone nearby ",
    "2918": "If caster's carrying a dagger, he tries to stab himself with it ",
    "2919": "If cut open, caster is found to be a mechanical construct ",
    "2920": "If cut open, caster is found to be completely hollow ",
    "2921": "If cut open, caster is found to be filled with gold coins ",
    "2922": "If cut open, caster is found to be filled with thick red foam ",
    "2923": "If cut open, caster is found to be made of soap ",
    "2924": "If cut open, caster is found to be packed with gunpowder ",
    "2925": "If cut open, caster is found to be stuffed with goose down ",
    "2926": "If cut open, caster is found to be teeming with filthy worms ",
    "2927": "If cut open, caster is found to contain 1d1000 feet of intestine ",
    "2928": "If cut open, caster is found to contain countless glass beads ",
    "2929": "If cut open, caster is found to contain only mildewed straw ",
    "2930": "If cut open, caster is found to contain thousands of bees ",
    "2931": "If cut open, caster is found to contain tiny replicas of himself ",
    "2932": "If cut open, caster is found to house paper-wrapped candies ",
    "2933": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster abandons magic use ",
    "2934": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster ages 1d100 years ",
    "2935": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster becomes a werewolf ",
    "2936": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster becomes undead ",
    "2937": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster bursts into flame ",
    "2938": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster causes a Chaos Burst ",
    "2939": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster changes sex ",
    "2940": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster doubles in height ",
    "2941": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster falls 1d100 feet ",
    "2942": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster finds a magical ring ",
    "2943": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster gains a new language ",
    "2944": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster gains one level ",
    "2945": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster gets hopelessly lost ",
    "2946": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster goes berserk ",
    "2947": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster grows 1d4 extra arms ",
    "2948": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster grows another head ",
    "2949": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster has a divine vision ",
    "2950": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster hears ghostly voices ",
    "2951": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is badly sunburned ",
    "2952": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is blind until dawn ",
    "2953": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is briefly paralyzed ",
    "2954": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is cloned ",
    "2955": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is completely healed ",
    "2956": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is named a heretic ",
    "2957": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is paralyzed by fear ",
    "2958": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is thrown 1d100 feet ",
    "2959": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses 1d8 teeth ",
    "2960": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses all fear ",
    "2961": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses all inhibition ",
    "2962": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses his spellbook ",
    "2963": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses one level ",
    "2964": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster no longer needs food ",
    "2965": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster returns to this spot ",
    "2966": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster shatters like glass ",
    "2967": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster suffers no damage ",
    "2968": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster teleports 2d6 miles ",
    "2969": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster wins 500 gold pieces ",
    "2970": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster's head explodes ",
    "2971": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster's Strength is halved ",
    "2972": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster's teeth turn to gold ",
    "2973": "If slain before sunset, caster dissolves into a putrid slush ",
    "2974": "Illusions cast by caster make him 2X as heavy for their duration  ",
    "2975": "In matters of barter, caster offers his spellbook first ",
    "2976": "In the next few days, caster unearths a statue of himself ",
    "2977": "Iridescent plumage sprouts from caster's shoulder blades ",
    "2978": "Lightning flashes about the caster's head during battle ",
    "2979": "Lightning is 3% likely to strike the caster on any given day ",
    "2980": "Luxuriant, leafy foliage sprouts from the caster's head ",
    "2981": "Magic items are 10% likely to fail when caster uses them ",
    "2982": "Magic items use charges at 50% normal rate if caster uses them ",
    "2983": "Magical animals seem to mock the caster while he's not looking ",
    "2984": "Magical armor bonuses are 50% likely to fail for the caster ",
    "2985": "Magical armor bonuses no longer work at all for the caster ",
    "2986": "Magical blades that hit the caster apply no magical damage bonus ",
    "2987": "Magical creatures and fantastical animals are invisible to caster ",
    "2988": "Magical creatures ignore and are impervious to the caster ",
    "2989": "Merchants charge the caster 2X as much for their wares ",
    "2990": "Merchants readily identify the caster as a notorious thief ",
    "2991": "Merchants readily identify the caster as a trustworthy customer ",
    "2992": "Meteoritic iron is powerfully toxic to the caster ",
    "2993": "Mocking, spectral voices taunt the caster incessantly ",
    "2994": "Money paid by caster appears to be obviously counterfeit ",
    "2995": "Money paid by caster rapidly depreciates in value ",
    "2996": "Mysterious runes are visible on the caster's skin in moonlight ",
    "2997": "Nearest angry mob identifies caster as its leader ",
    "2998": "Nearest angry mob identifies caster as the cause of its outrage ",
    "2999": "Nearest ant colony begins worshipping the caster as its god ",
    "3000": "Nearest colony of bees identifies the caster as an enemy ",
    "3001": "Nearest colony of bees identifies the caster as its queen ",
    "3002": "Nearest dragon has a vendetta against the caster ",
    "3003": "Nearest dragon urgently desires an audience with the caster ",
    "3004": "Nearest horse has been plotting against the caster for years ",
    "3005": "Nearest horse is ravenously hungry for the caster's flesh ",
    "3006": "Nearest statue animates and begins stalking the caster ",
    "3007": "Nearest tree falls on caster but doesn't make a sound ",
    "3008": "Nearest tree falls on caster, pinning him but not harming him ",
    "3009": "Nearest wizard decides that the caster owes him a favor ",
    "3010": "Nearest wizard thinks that the caster is plotting against him ",
    "3011": "Next 1d4 attacks on caster automatically inflict maximum damage ",
    "3012": "Next 1d4 attacks on caster automatically inflict minimum damage ",
    "3013": "Next 1d4 attacks on caster automatically leave hideous scars ",
    "3014": "Next 1d4 attacks on caster equally affect the attackers ",
    "3015": "Next attack on caster causes him to hallucinate for 1d4 hours ",
    "3016": "Next attack on caster has a +10 ToHit bonus ",
    "3017": "Next attack on caster kills him, but he resurrects at dawn ",
    "3018": "Next attack on caster literally knocks the smile off of his face ",
    "3019": "Next blade to cut the caster vanishes until that wound is healed ",
    "3020": "Next blade to cut the caster will never rust or go dull ",
    "3021": "Next bridge that caster crosses turns to chocolate ",
    "3022": "Next creature slain by caster infects him with a strange disease ",
    "3023": "Next creature slain by caster is avenged by 10d10 kobolds ",
    "3024": "Next creature slain by caster is consumed by flames in 1d8 rounds ",
    "3025": "Next creature slain by caster is resurrected in 1d10 turns ",
    "3026": "Next creature slain by caster places a Geas on him as it dies ",
    "3027": "Next creature slain by caster pursues him as a vengeful undead ",
    "3028": "Next door opened by caster becomes sentient and animated ",
    "3029": "Next door opened by caster can never be closed again ",
    "3030": "Next door opened by caster can never be opened by him again ",
    "3031": "Next door opened by caster causes a pit to open beneath his feet ",
    "3032": "Next door opened by caster causes all of his spells to discharge ",
    "3033": "Next door opened by caster dispels any magic then affecting him ",
    "3034": "Next door opened by caster explodes as a 1d10HD fireball ",
    "3035": "Next door opened by caster explodes in a swarm of searing embers ",
    "3036": "Next door opened by caster falls on him heavily  ",
    "3037": "Next door opened by caster floods the room on the opposite side ",
    "3038": "Next door opened by caster gives him a useful bit of information ",
    "3039": "Next door opened by caster hurls him out of the nearest window ",
    "3040": "Next door opened by caster ignites the room on the opposite side ",
    "3041": "Next door opened by caster is thereafter as clear as glass ",
    "3042": "Next door opened by caster knocks him unconscious  ",
    "3043": "Next door opened by caster leads directly out of the universe ",
    "3044": "Next door opened by caster leads to a confessional booth ",
    "3045": "Next door opened by caster leads to a courtyard with no doors ",
    "3046": "Next door opened by caster leads to a distant crypt ",
    "3047": "Next door opened by caster leads to a distant mountaintop ",
    "3048": "Next door opened by caster leads to a distant ship on the ocean ",
    "3049": "Next door opened by caster leads to a dragon's nest ",
    "3050": "Next door opened by caster leads to a dragon's treasure horde ",
    "3051": "Next door opened by caster leads to a fabulous ballroom ",
    "3052": "Next door opened by caster leads to a featureless desert ",
    "3053": "Next door opened by caster leads to a filthy and fetid stable ",
    "3054": "Next door opened by caster leads to a hidden oubliette ",
    "3055": "Next door opened by caster leads to a huge monster's stomach ",
    "3056": "Next door opened by caster leads to a long-forgotten vault  ",
    "3057": "Next door opened by caster leads to a magical armory ",
    "3058": "Next door opened by caster leads to a meat locker  ",
    "3059": "Next door opened by caster leads to a modern bathroom ",
    "3060": "Next door opened by caster leads to a mysterious control room ",
    "3061": "Next door opened by caster leads to a room full of hourglasses ",
    "3062": "Next door opened by caster leads to a sacrificial altar ",
    "3063": "Next door opened by caster leads to a terrible misunderstanding ",
    "3064": "Next door opened by caster leads to a treasury of fabulous wealth ",
    "3065": "Next door opened by caster leads to a vast cornfield ",
    "3066": "Next door opened by caster leads to a vast magical library ",
    "3067": "Next door opened by caster leads to a vast, snow-swept plain ",
    "3068": "Next door opened by caster leads to a vault deep in a coal mine ",
    "3069": "Next door opened by caster leads to a warehouse full of candy ",
    "3070": "Next door opened by caster leads to all manner of confusion ",
    "3071": "Next door opened by caster leads to an enormous wine cellar ",
    "3072": "Next door opened by caster leads to an overflowing sewer ",
    "3073": "Next door opened by caster leads to another plane of existence  ",
    "3074": "Next door opened by caster leads to deep within a blazing forest ",
    "3075": "Next door opened by caster leads to goblin barracks ",
    "3076": "Next door opened by caster leads to his home ",
    "3077": "Next door opened by caster leads to interstellar space ",
    "3078": "Next door opened by caster leads to the basement of a brothel ",
    "3079": "Next door opened by caster leads to the bottom of the sea ",
    "3080": "Next door opened by caster leads to the center of a labyrinth ",
    "3081": "Next door opened by caster leads to the center of the universe ",
    "3082": "Next door opened by caster leads to the king's linen closet ",
    "3083": "Next door opened by caster leads to the last door he opened ",
    "3084": "Next door opened by caster leads to the middle of a battlefield ",
    "3085": "Next door opened by caster leads to the mind of a famous actor ",
    "3086": "Next door opened by caster leads to the queen's bedchamber ",
    "3087": "Next door opened by caster leads to the roof of that building ",
    "3088": "Next door opened by caster leads to the room that he just left ",
    "3089": "Next door opened by caster leads to the royal treasury ",
    "3090": "Next door opened by caster leads to the top of a distant volcano ",
    "3091": "Next door opened by caster leads to this location ",
    "3092": "Next door opened by caster leads to tomorrow but not back ",
    "3093": "Next door opened by caster leads to war between 1d4 nations ",
    "3094": "Next door opened by caster locks shut behind him ",
    "3095": "Next door opened by caster opens upon a sanity-damaging vista ",
    "3096": "Next door opened by caster plunges that room into total darkness ",
    "3097": "Next door opened by caster releases a cloud of choking smoke ",
    "3098": "Next door opened by caster restores him to full hit points ",
    "3099": "Next door opened by caster reveals a caterpillar smoking a hookah  ",
    "3100": "Next door opened by caster reveals a scene of horrid debauchery ",
    "3101": "Next door opened by caster reveals an unutterably foul monster ",
    "3102": "Next door opened by caster reveals Death on the opposite side ",
    "3103": "Next door opened by caster triggers a Chaos Burst ",
    "3104": "Next door opened by caster turns into a vault door of heavy steel  ",
    "3105": "Next enemy to wound caster also Charms him ",
    "3106": "Next enemy to wound caster begins to resemble him ",
    "3107": "Next enemy to wound caster can't harm him for 1d4 days thereafter ",
    "3108": "Next enemy to wound caster disarms himself and runs away ",
    "3109": "Next enemy to wound caster gains one level or hit die ",
    "3110": "Next enemy to wound caster heroically defends him for 1d4 turns ",
    "3111": "Next enemy to wound caster is attacked by vermin ",
    "3112": "Next enemy to wound caster is healed of any current damage ",
    "3113": "Next enemy to wound caster is heavily smeared with bacon grease ",
    "3114": "Next enemy to wound caster is himself restored to full hit points ",
    "3115": "Next enemy to wound caster is teleported to caster's home ",
    "3116": "Next enemy to wound caster is teleported to his own home ",
    "3117": "Next enemy to wound caster is thrown 4d6 hours into the future ",
    "3118": "Next enemy to wound caster sinks into the ground to his knees ",
    "3119": "Next enemy to wound caster suffers an equivalent injury ",
    "3120": "Next enemy to wound caster then attacks his own allies ",
    "3121": "Next enemy wounded by caster becomes an ally for 1d6 rounds ",
    "3122": "Next enemy wounded by caster becomes ethereal for 4d6 hours ",
    "3123": "Next enemy wounded by caster becomes immune to fire ",
    "3124": "Next enemy wounded by caster becomes invisible to caster ",
    "3125": "Next enemy wounded by caster becomes king ",
    "3126": "Next enemy wounded by caster begins to age one year per round ",
    "3127": "Next enemy wounded by caster can no longer see the caster ",
    "3128": "Next enemy wounded by caster contracts some magical disease ",
    "3129": "Next enemy wounded by caster erupts into a cloud of angry wasps ",
    "3130": "Next enemy wounded by caster is attacked by feral cats ",
    "3131": "Next enemy wounded by caster is Healed ",
    "3132": "Next enemy wounded by caster is immune to magic for 2d4 rounds ",
    "3133": "Next enemy wounded by caster is invisible to him, and vice versa ",
    "3134": "Next enemy wounded by caster is suddenly fabulously wealthy ",
    "3135": "Next enemy wounded by caster loses an additional 1d100 hit points ",
    "3136": "Next enemy wounded by caster must Save or change alignment  ",
    "3137": "Next enemy wounded by caster must Save or Disintegrate ",
    "3138": "Next enemy wounded by caster teleports 1d100 miles ",
    "3139": "Next enemy wounded by caster teleports to a safe location nearby ",
    "3140": "Next enemy wounded by caster teleports to caster's home ",
    "3141": "Next enemy wounded by caster turns into a two-headed dragon ",
    "3142": "Next enemy wounded by caster turns to stone over 1d10 rounds ",
    "3143": "Next enemy wounded by caster was never born ",
    "3144": "Next enemy wounded by caster will resurrect 24 hours after death ",
    "3145": "Next horse ridden by caster acquires lycanthropy ",
    "3146": "Next horse ridden by caster develops an intense hatred of humans ",
    "3147": "Next horse ridden by caster gains Intelligence equal to his own ",
    "3148": "Next horse ridden by caster is blasted to ashes beneath him ",
    "3149": "Next horse ridden by caster is reconfigured into humanoid shape ",
    "3150": "Next horse ridden by caster runs to the nearest pit and jumps in ",
    "3151": "Next horse ridden by caster sprouts another head facing backwards ",
    "3152": "Next horse ridden by caster sprouts horns like a bull ",
    "3153": "Next horse ridden by caster sprouts two additional pairs of legs ",
    "3154": "Next horse ridden by caster turns hollow and made of wood ",
    "3155": "Next horse ridden by caster turns into a cow ",
    "3156": "Next lycanthrope to attack caster is cured of lycanthropy ",
    "3157": "Next meal prepared by caster can't be digested by mortals ",
    "3158": "Next meal prepared by caster dissolves into a stinking mush ",
    "3159": "Next meal prepared by caster functions as a potion of healing ",
    "3160": "Next meal prepared by caster harms the sanity of any who eat it ",
    "3161": "Next meal prepared by caster has strong anesthetic properties ",
    "3162": "Next meal prepared by caster induces hallucinations in Dwarves ",
    "3163": "Next meal prepared by caster induces insanity for 1d4 hours ",
    "3164": "Next meal prepared by caster induces megalomania in Halflings ",
    "3165": "Next meal prepared by caster induces pyromania in Elves ",
    "3166": "Next meal prepared by caster induces raving paranoia in humans ",
    "3167": "Next meal prepared by caster induces uncontrollable debauchery ",
    "3168": "Next meal prepared by caster induces xenophobia in Gnomes ",
    "3169": "Next meal prepared by caster is lethally toxic to him ",
    "3170": "Next meal prepared by caster is the best meal in all of history ",
    "3171": "Next meal prepared by caster is unpalatable in sunlight ",
    "3172": "Next meal prepared by caster shines as brightly as the sun ",
    "3173": "Next meal prepared by caster tastes strongly of manure ",
    "3174": "Next meal prepared by caster tastes strongly of soap ",
    "3175": "Next missile shot at caster passes in one ear and out the other ",
    "3176": "Next missile shot at caster turns to gold and falls to the ground ",
    "3177": "Next permanent spell cast by caster fails in 1d4 rounds ",
    "3178": "Next permanent spell cast by caster functions only intermittently ",
    "3179": "Next person struck by caster's magic becomes hopelessly drunk ",
    "3180": "Next person struck by caster's magic goes insane for 2d4-1 days ",
    "3181": "Next person struck by caster's magic is stricken blind and deaf ",
    "3182": "Next person to see caster's reflection attacks him immediately ",
    "3183": "Next person to touch the caster acquires illusory leprosy ",
    "3184": "Next person to touch the caster can't speak to him until sunset ",
    "3185": "Next person to touch the caster is dressed just like him ",
    "3186": "Next person to touch the caster is invisible to him for 1d4 days ",
    "3187": "Next person to touch the caster is stricken permanently bald ",
    "3188": "Next person to touch the caster then attacks him for one round ",
    "3189": "Next person to whom caster speaks acquires a phony language ",
    "3190": "Next person to whom caster speaks adopts the caster's voice ",
    "3191": "Next person to whom caster speaks attacks him for 1d6 rounds ",
    "3192": "Next person to whom caster speaks can Command him 1d4 times ",
    "3193": "Next person to whom caster speaks demands 10d10 gold pieces  ",
    "3194": "Next person to whom caster speaks develops a stutter until sunset ",
    "3195": "Next person to whom caster speaks disappears until sunset ",
    "3196": "Next person to whom caster speaks forgets who the caster is ",
    "3197": "Next person to whom caster speaks hasn't slept for 2d10 days ",
    "3198": "Next person to whom caster speaks hates him for 1d4 hours ",
    "3199": "Next person to whom caster speaks ignores him for 2d4 hours ",
    "3200": "Next person to whom caster speaks is destined to kill him someday ",
    "3201": "Next person to whom caster speaks is dressed just like him ",
    "3202": "Next person to whom caster speaks is invisible to him until dawn ",
    "3203": "Next person to whom caster speaks is overcome by awful boredom ",
    "3204": "Next person to whom caster speaks is overcome by hunger ",
    "3205": "Next person to whom caster speaks is soaked with icy brine ",
    "3206": "Next person to whom caster speaks is stricken deaf for 2d4 rounds ",
    "3207": "Next person to whom caster speaks is stricken mute until sunset ",
    "3208": "Next person to whom caster speaks is teleported 10d10 feet ",
    "3209": "Next person to whom caster speaks is unable to eat for 1d4 days ",
    "3210": "Next person to whom caster speaks looks just like him until dawn ",
    "3211": "Next person to whom caster speaks mocks him outrageously ",
    "3212": "Next person to whom caster speaks must give him 8d8 gold pieces ",
    "3213": "Next person to whom caster speaks races away at top speed ",
    "3214": "Next person to whom caster speaks regains 1d4 hit points ",
    "3215": "Next person to whom caster speaks shrinks by 25% for 1d4 days ",
    "3216": "Next person to whom caster speaks suspects the caster of heresy ",
    "3217": "Next potion imbibed by caster alerts everyone to his whereabouts ",
    "3218": "Next potion imbibed by caster burns his home to the ground ",
    "3219": "Next potion imbibed by caster cancels any resurrections he's had ",
    "3220": "Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to be Slowed ",
    "3221": "Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to spit out wood chips ",
    "3222": "Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to sprout feathers ",
    "3223": "Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to sprout tentacles ",
    "3224": "Next potion imbibed by caster causes his clothing to disintegrate ",
    "3225": "Next potion imbibed by caster causes his voice to echo ominously ",
    "3226": "Next potion imbibed by caster changes his alignment for 2d8 hours ",
    "3227": "Next potion imbibed by caster changes his sex for its duration ",
    "3228": "Next potion imbibed by caster cures him of any current diseases ",
    "3229": "Next potion imbibed by caster doubles in volume 1d20 times ",
    "3230": "Next potion imbibed by caster enables him to breathe underwater ",
    "3231": "Next potion imbibed by caster enlarges his hands by 50% ",
    "3232": "Next potion imbibed by caster freezes him solid until sunset ",
    "3233": "Next potion imbibed by caster gives him chimp-like proportions ",
    "3234": "Next potion imbibed by caster glues his mouth shut  ",
    "3235": "Next potion imbibed by caster has no effect whatsoever ",
    "3236": "Next potion imbibed by caster has only half its normal potency ",
    "3237": "Next potion imbibed by caster has the same effect as the last one ",
    "3238": "Next potion imbibed by caster hurls him 5d10 yards ",
    "3239": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces a fit of spastic coughing ",
    "3240": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces crazed religious fervor ",
    "3241": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces intense vertigo ",
    "3242": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces lycanthropy for 1d4 months ",
    "3243": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces pacifism ",
    "3244": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces phenomenal hallucinations ",
    "3245": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces temporary homicidal rage  ",
    "3246": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces uncharacteristic generosity ",
    "3247": "Next potion imbibed by caster inflicts an embarrassing ailment ",
    "3248": "Next potion imbibed by caster is  5% likely to kill him outright ",
    "3249": "Next potion imbibed by caster is 10% likely to last 1d10 years ",
    "3250": "Next potion imbibed by caster is actually a living thing ",
    "3251": "Next potion imbibed by caster is incredibly addictive ",
    "3252": "Next potion imbibed by caster is powerfully emetic ",
    "3253": "Next potion imbibed by caster is pure human blood  ",
    "3254": "Next potion imbibed by caster lasts only until he speaks ",
    "3255": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes foliage sprout from his head ",
    "3256": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes gold invisible to him ",
    "3257": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him -4 to Save vs Fortitude ",
    "3258": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him a terrific dancer ",
    "3259": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him age one year per round ",
    "3260": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him ambidextrous ",
    "3261": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him blink like a neon sign ",
    "3262": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him crave raw meat ",
    "3263": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him forget his name ",
    "3264": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him forget the past 24 hours ",
    "3265": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him hate magic for 1d4 days ",
    "3266": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him hate to answer questions ",
    "3267": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him horrifyingly ugly ",
    "3268": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him illiterate for 1d10 days ",
    "3269": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him invisible for 1d6 turns ",
    "3270": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him invisible to undead ",
    "3271": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him levitate 1d10 yards ",
    "3272": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him look 5d10 years older ",
    "3273": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him look like an infant ",
    "3274": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him lose 1d100 pounds ",
    "3275": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him overwhelmingly beautiful ",
    "3276": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him profoundly drunk ",
    "3277": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him see fire all around him ",
    "3278": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him seem far more charming ",
    "3279": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him spin rapidly 1d100 times ",
    "3280": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him sweat blood ",
    "3281": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think he doesn't exist ",
    "3282": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that he's dead ",
    "3283": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that he's drowning ",
    "3284": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that he's invisible ",
    "3285": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that it's poison ",
    "3286": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes his arms and legs invisible ",
    "3287": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes his face invisible ",
    "3288": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes his flesh invisible ",
    "3289": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes his hands and feet invisible ",
    "3290": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes immune to charm-like magic ",
    "3291": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes ink invisible to him ",
    "3292": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes undead invisible to him ",
    "3293": "Next potion imbibed by caster paralyzes his hands until sunset ",
    "3294": "Next potion imbibed by caster reduces him to one hit point ",
    "3295": "Next potion imbibed by caster restores him to full hit points  ",
    "3296": "Next potion imbibed by caster reveals any secret doors nearby ",
    "3297": "Next potion imbibed by caster rotates his feet 180� ",
    "3298": "Next potion imbibed by caster sets his hair ablaze ",
    "3299": "Next potion imbibed by caster shrinks his hands by 50% ",
    "3300": "Next potion imbibed by caster snuffs all fires within one mile ",
    "3301": "Next potion imbibed by caster solidifies in his stomach ",
    "3302": "Next potion imbibed by caster strikes him bald for one year ",
    "3303": "Next potion imbibed by caster tastes like lamp oil ",
    "3304": "Next potion imbibed by caster teleports him to his home ",
    "3305": "Next potion imbibed by caster throws him 1d4 days into the future ",
    "3306": "Next potion imbibed by caster triggers a Chaos Burst ",
    "3307": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns him into 1d100 frogs ",
    "3308": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns him into a zombie until dawn ",
    "3309": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns him to vapor for 1d10 rounds ",
    "3310": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns his hands into feet ",
    "3311": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns his head to a cube ",
    "3312": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns his lips and tongue to steel ",
    "3313": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns his skeleton to steel ",
    "3314": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns his skin permanently orange ",
    "3315": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns his speech to gibberish ",
    "3316": "Next potion imbibed by caster works only during every other round ",
    "3317": "Next puddle stepped in by caster drains 1d10 hit points ",
    "3318": "Next puddle stepped in by caster freezes solid around his feet ",
    "3319": "Next puddle stepped in by caster ignites like gasoline ",
    "3320": "Next puddle stepped in by caster is charged with electricity ",
    "3321": "Next puddle stepped in by caster is full of piranha ",
    "3322": "Next puddle stepped in by caster is, to him, 10d10 feet deep  ",
    "3323": "Next puddle stepped in by caster makes him think he's drowning ",
    "3324": "Next puddle stepped in by caster renders him briefly invulnerable ",
    "3325": "Next puddle stepped in by caster restores 1d10 hit points ",
    "3326": "Next puddle stepped in by caster soaks him from head to toe ",
    "3327": "Next puddle stepped in by caster teleports him to a puddle nearby ",
    "3328": "Next puddle stepped in by caster throws him 1d20 yards ",
    "3329": "Next puddle stepped in by caster turns to blood ",
    "3330": "Next spell caster casts on himself also affects someone nearby ",
    "3331": "Next spell caster casts on himself flares out of control ",
    "3332": "Next spell caster casts on himself has the opposite effect ",
    "3333": "Next spell caster casts on himself persists for 1d4 days ",
    "3334": "Next spell caster casts on himself takes effect 1d4 days later ",
    "3335": "Next spell caster casts on himself works at 2X normal potency ",
    "3336": "Next spell to hit the caster also renders his head invisible ",
    "3337": "Next spell to hit the caster causes him to glow brightly ",
    "3338": "Next spell to hit the caster leaves him hideously scarred ",
    "3339": "Next spell to hit the caster likewise affects whoever cast it ",
    "3340": "Next spell to hit the caster renders him blind for its duration ",
    "3341": "Next spell to hit the caster takes effect 4d6 hours later ",
    "3342": "Next successful attack upon caster hits a bystander instead ",
    "3343": "Next successful attack upon caster knocks him unconscious ",
    "3344": "Next sword that wounds caster acquires a permanent +2 bonus ",
    "3345": "Next sword that wounds caster heals him for 1d10 hit points ",
    "3346": "Next sword that wounds caster heats to 10d100 degrees ",
    "3347": "Next sword that wounds caster is totally rusted by dawn tomorrow ",
    "3348": "Next sword that wounds caster likewise wounds its wielder ",
    "3349": "Next sword that wounds caster mimics his personality thereafter ",
    "3350": "Next sword that wounds caster must Save or disintegrate ",
    "3351": "Next sword that wounds caster then ignites and burns like paper ",
    "3352": "Next sword that wounds caster turns to gold ",
    "3353": "Next sword that wounds caster vanishes for 1d8 days ",
    "3354": "Next sword that wounds caster was coated with deadly venom ",
    "3355": "Next sword touched by caster gains a +1 ToHit bonus for 4d6 days ",
    "3356": "Next sword touched by caster turns into a crescent wrench ",
    "3357": "Next time caster's restored to full hit points, he shrinks by 50% ",
    "3358": "Next tree touched by caster animates and attacks everyone nearby ",
    "3359": "Next tree touched by caster crumbles to ash in minutes ",
    "3360": "Next wound inflicted by caster can't heal without magic ",
    "3361": "Next wound inflicted upon caster can't be healed magically ",
    "3362": "No animal will allow the caster to ride it ",
    "3363": "No matter how far the caster travels today, he winds up here ",
    "3364": "No more than 60% of caster's body can become invisible at a time  ",
    "3365": "No one now within 10 yards of caster can harm him until dawn ",
    "3366": "No one within 100 miles trusts caster enough to lend him money ",
    "3367": "Non-humanoid mammals are invisible to caster ",
    "3368": "Non-humanoid mammals react badly to the caster for 1d10 days ",
    "3369": "Non-magical blades inflict bludgeoning damage upon caster ",
    "3370": "Non-magical rodents are invisible to the caster ",
    "3371": "Objects are more resistant to fire while caster carries them ",
    "3372": "Objects handled by caster can't be made invisible for one year ",
    "3373": "Objects placed in caster's pockets freeze solid in minutes ",
    "3374": "On a successful attack roll, caster must Save or drop his weapon ",
    "3375": "On any given day, caster's left foot is 50% likely to be ethereal ",
    "3376": "On any successful attack roll, caster is still 10% likely to fail ",
    "3377": "Once per day, caster can cause himself to age 1d10 years ",
    "3378": "Once per day, caster can cause his shoes or boots to vanish ",
    "3379": "Once per day, caster can cause his spellbook to ignite ",
    "3380": "Once per day, caster can cause one flash of lightning overhead ",
    "3381": "Once per day, caster can cause one person to lie to him ",
    "3382": "Once per day, caster can cause ten pounds of ice to melt rapidly ",
    "3383": "Once per day, caster can create one loosely-packed snowball ",
    "3384": "Once per day, caster can create up to one pound of cheese ",
    "3385": "Once per day, caster can discern True North with 100% accuracy ",
    "3386": "Once per day, caster can dry a soaking wet, shirt-sized garment  ",
    "3387": "Once per day, caster can eliminate rust from one sword or helmet ",
    "3388": "Once per day, caster can locate the most valuable jewel nearby ",
    "3389": "Once per day, caster can locate the nearest holy symbol ",
    "3390": "Once per day, caster can locate the nearest locked door ",
    "3391": "Once per day, caster can locate the nearest potable alcohol ",
    "3392": "Once per day, caster can locate the nearest unrefined iron ore ",
    "3393": "Once per day, caster can make his clothes vanish for 1d10 rounds ",
    "3394": "Once per day, caster can make someone briefly forget his name ",
    "3395": "Once per day, caster can pull a big, ripe turnip from the ground ",
    "3396": "Once per day, caster can purify up to one gallon of water  ",
    "3397": "Once per day, caster can read a new language for 1d4 rounds ",
    "3398": "Once per day, caster can read any written language for 1d4 rounds ",
    "3399": "Once per day, caster can render glass opaque for 1d4 hours ",
    "3400": "Once per day, caster can stab himself with a dagger without harm ",
    "3401": "Once per day, caster can teleport up to one foot per level ",
    "3402": "Once per day, caster can totally ignore one attack against him  ",
    "3403": "Once per day, caster can turn his hands ethereal for 1d6 rounds ",
    "3404": "Once per day, caster can turn his hands invisible for 1d10 rounds ",
    "3405": "Once per day, caster can turn his head 360� at the neck, unharmed ",
    "3406": "Once per day, caster can turn his teeth invisible for 10 minutes ",
    "3407": "Once per day, caster can turn invisible for up to three minutes ",
    "3408": "Once per week, caster can appear to be a foot taller for one hour ",
    "3409": "Once per week, caster can appear to be half his age for two hours ",
    "3410": "Once per week, caster can cause all nearby to forget his name ",
    "3411": "Once per week, caster can cause his hair to grow 1d4 inches ",
    "3412": "Once per week, caster can create 1d20 gallons of salt water ",
    "3413": "Once per week, caster can disgorge an ice cube one foot on a side ",
    "3414": "Once per week, caster can freeze up to one gallon of water  ",
    "3415": "Once per week, caster can hold his breath for a full hour ",
    "3416": "Once per week, caster can ignore one fire-based spell cast at him ",
    "3417": "Once per week, caster can instantly snuff one campfire ",
    "3418": "Once per week, caster can join any two pieces of non-living wood ",
    "3419": "Once per week, caster can kill all small insects within 10 feet ",
    "3420": "Once per week, caster can levitate for 1d4 rounds ",
    "3421": "Once per week, caster can locate any artifacts within one mile ",
    "3422": "Once per week, caster can locate the nearest magical animal ",
    "3423": "Once per week, caster can locate the nearest magical blade ",
    "3424": "Once per week, caster can magically create a tasty meal for four ",
    "3425": "Once per week, caster can negate magical bonuses for 1d4 rounds ",
    "3426": "Once per week, caster can open any non-magical lock by touch ",
    "3427": "Once per week, caster can open one locked door by sneezing at it ",
    "3428": "Once per week, caster can render one cooked meal uncooked ",
    "3429": "Once per week, caster can shed and regrow 1d10 fingernails ",
    "3430": "Once per week, caster can speak only in rhyme for one hour ",
    "3431": "Once per week, caster can speak with horses for up to 1d10 rounds ",
    "3432": "Once per week, caster can strip one tree of all leaves ",
    "3433": "Once per week, caster can summon 1d20 cockroaches ",
    "3434": "Once per week, caster can summon 1d4 pigeons or sparrows ",
    "3435": "Once per week, caster can teleport his spellbook up to 1d4 miles ",
    "3436": "Once per week, caster can teleport up to 10 feet per level ",
    "3437": "Once per week, caster can turn one nearby magical blade invisible ",
    "3438": "Once per week, caster can untie one knot without touching it ",
    "3439": "Once per week, caster can walk on water, up to 5 yards per level ",
    "3440": "Once per week, caster must cast one damaging spell on himself ",
    "3441": "Once per week, caster throws a tantrum lasting 1d4 rounds ",
    "3442": "One of caster's arms acquires malevolent intelligence ",
    "3443": "One of caster's arms adopts the color and texture of brick ",
    "3444": "One of caster's arms appears to be stripped of all flesh ",
    "3445": "One of caster's arms becomes as limber as a snake ",
    "3446": "One of caster's arms becomes undead ",
    "3447": "One of caster's arms can be removed for up to 1d4 turns per day ",
    "3448": "One of caster's arms can't be cut by magical blades ",
    "3449": "One of caster's arms disappears until sunset tomorrow ",
    "3450": "One of caster's arms ignites ",
    "3451": "One of caster's arms is as pale as an albino's ",
    "3452": "One of caster's arms is encased in a tight steel sheath ",
    "3453": "One of caster's arms is impervious to magical cold ",
    "3454": "One of caster's arms is only an illusion ",
    "3455": "One of caster's arms is scarred as though badly burned by acid ",
    "3456": "One of caster's arms now juts from the center of his chest ",
    "3457": "One of caster's arms oozes fetid slime ",
    "3458": "One of caster's arms resembles a small, gnarled branch ",
    "3459": "One of caster's arms shrivels to a dry husk ",
    "3460": "One of caster's arms sprouts dozens of tiny, ugly feelers ",
    "3461": "One of caster's arms turns to solid silver ",
    "3462": "One of caster's eyes bulges like a fish eye ",
    "3463": "One of caster's eyes doubles in size ",
    "3464": "One of caster's eyes doubles in size; the other shrinks by 50% ",
    "3465": "One of caster's eyes glows with infernal radiance ",
    "3466": "One of caster's feet disintegrates ",
    "3467": "One of caster's feet is replaced by an off-balance wheel ",
    "3468": "One of caster's feet reforms into a perfect sphere ",
    "3469": "One of caster's feet refuses to come anywhere near the other ",
    "3470": "One of caster's hands doubles in size; the other shrinks by 50% ",
    "3471": "One of caster's hands is as durable as steel ",
    "3472": "One of caster's hands is green and scaly like a lizard's claw ",
    "3473": "One of caster's hands is susceptible to rust ",
    "3474": "One of caster's hands turns into an eagle's talon ",
    "3475": "One of caster's knees locks whenever nimble footwork is required ",
    "3476": "One of caster's pockets accesses a small box in his home ",
    "3477": "One side of caster's body adopts a mirror-bright sheen ",
    "3478": "One side of caster's body ages 2X as fast as the other ",
    "3479": "One side of caster's body appears to be naked by firelight ",
    "3480": "One side of caster's body changes color each hour ",
    "3481": "One side of caster's body is as hairy as an ape ",
    "3482": "One side of caster's body is blurred as if seen through ice ",
    "3483": "One side of caster's body is immune to magic cast by him ",
    "3484": "One side of caster's body is immune to normal missiles ",
    "3485": "One side of caster's body is invulnerable to fire ",
    "3486": "One side of caster's body is paralyzed for 1d4 rounds ",
    "3487": "One side of caster's body is rendered invisible for 1d4 weeks ",
    "3488": "One side of caster's body looks like a photo negative ",
    "3489": "One side of caster's body shrinks by 10% ",
    "3490": "People journey for miles to beseech the caster for healing ",
    "3491": "People journey for miles to study magic under the caster ",
    "3492": "People journey for miles to touch the hem of caster's garment ",
    "3493": "People journey for miles to voice grievances against the caster ",
    "3494": "People not in the caster's presence tend to forget about him  ",
    "3495": "Powerful jets of air blow from the caster's ears ",
    "3496": "Predators react to the caster as if he were a small rabbit ",
    "3497": "Railroad tracks run straight from here to the caster's home ",
    "3498": "Rapturous shrieks fill the air when caster removes a hat ",
    "3499": "Raw meat is invisible to the caster ",
    "3500": "Right now, caster can teleport up to 1d10 miles one time ",
    "3501": "Rocks and boulders express a vague fondness for the caster ",
    "3502": "Rope breaks 2X as readily while the caster is using it ",
    "3503": "Rope is 2X as strong while the caster is using it ",
    "3504": "Scavengers and carrion birds react to caster as if he were dead ",
    "3505": "Short, bony spikes sprout from caster's knuckles ",
    "3506": "Small objects carried by caster seem 10X as heavy to him ",
    "3507": "Smoke billows from the caster's head as from a coal chimney ",
    "3508": "Some deity has a personal vendetta against the caster ",
    "3509": "Some deity takes a personal interest in the caster's life ",
    "3510": "Some subterranean race annexes caster's home  ",
    "3511": "Some subterranean race declares a holy war against the caster ",
    "3512": "Some subterranean race declares that the caster is one of them ",
    "3513": "Some subterranean race declares the caster its patron saint ",
    "3514": "Some unseen entity wipes the smile off of the caster's face  ",
    "3515": "Someone nearby vanishes; in 2d6 rounds the caster disgorges him ",
    "3516": "Someone very dear to the caster doesn't really exist ",
    "3517": "Someone very dear to the caster is discovered to be undead ",
    "3518": "Something about the caster makes people suspect that he's dying ",
    "3519": "Something about the caster makes people unlikely to trust him ",
    "3520": "Sometime in the next turn, the caster punches an ally in the nose ",
    "3521": "Sometime in the next turn, the caster races into a nearby forest ",
    "3522": "Spell works normally, but caster loses 1d4 spells from memory ",
    "3523": "Spell works normally; next casting automatically causes a Burst ",
    "3524": "The bones of caster's arms and legs can't be broken ",
    "3525": "The clothes caster is wearing makes him dangerous overconfident ",
    "3526": "The clothes caster is wearing makes him feel intensely cold ",
    "3527": "The Fireball spell won't function within 100 yards of caster ",
    "3528": "The ground beneath caster's feet flows like water for 1d4 rounds ",
    "3529": "The ground beneath caster's feet is alive for 1d4 hours ",
    "3530": "The ground beneath caster's feet sinks a depth 2X his height ",
    "3531": "The ground beneath caster's feet swirls like a whirlpool  ",
    "3532": "The ground beneath caster's feet turns to living human flesh ",
    "3533": "The left and right sides of caster's body hate each other ",
    "3534": "The next spell used against caster automatically fails ",
    "3535": "The pages of caster's spellbook are indestructible  ",
    "3536": "The pages of caster's spellbook are invisible; ink on them is not ",
    "3537": "The pages of caster's spellbook are replaced with gold leaf ",
    "3538": "The pages of caster's spellbook flap as though in a strong breeze ",
    "3539": "The pages of caster's spellbook turn to thin sheets of bacon ",
    "3540": "The pages of caster's spellbook turn to thin sheets of steel ",
    "3541": "The presence of undead causes caster to giggle like a fool ",
    "3542": "The rear half of caster's body appears to be made of glass ",
    "3543": "The rear half of caster's body is invisible ",
    "3544": "The spell cast most recently upon caster is retroactively undone ",
    "3545": "The wreckage of a sunken warship appears in caster's home ",
    "3546": "The wreckage of caster's home is strewn across the countryside ",
    "3547": "Thick clouds of acrid steam issue from the ground near the caster ",
    "3548": "Thick clouds of steam constantly billow from the caster's skin  ",
    "3549": "Thunder rumbles overhead whenever caster's blood is spilled ",
    "3550": "To the caster, everyone appears to be sweating profusely ",
    "3551": "To the caster, everyone looks and sounds exactly like him ",
    "3552": "To the caster, everyone looks and sounds exactly like him ",
    "3553": "To the caster, everyone smells like a rotting corpse ",
    "3554": "To the caster, the weather always appears overcast and gloomy ",
    "3555": "To the caster, the weather always appears to be the same ",
    "3556": "Tomorrow, caster can speak all languages until noon ",
    "3557": "Tomorrow, caster can speak only a bizarre, esoteric language ",
    "3558": "Tomorrow, caster can't be injured by magical weapons until sunset ",
    "3559": "Tomorrow, caster finds 1d100 statues of himself in hideous poses ",
    "3560": "Tomorrow, caster finds a book detailing his complete dissection ",
    "3561": "Tomorrow, caster finds a jar containing 1d20 tiny elephants ",
    "3562": "Tomorrow, caster finds a key to a lock that doesn't yet exist ",
    "3563": "Tomorrow, caster finds a key to that mysterious door in his home ",
    "3564": "Tomorrow, caster finds a lab holding many lifeless clones of him ",
    "3565": "Tomorrow, caster finds a legendary sword & loses it the next day ",
    "3566": "Tomorrow, caster finds a piece of anachronistic technology ",
    "3567": "Tomorrow, caster finds a ruby as large as his head ",
    "3568": "Tomorrow, caster finds a secret Gate to the Astral Plane ",
    "3569": "Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of counterfeit rubies ",
    "3570": "Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of diamonds ",
    "3571": "Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of scorpions ",
    "3572": "Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of strong acid ",
    "3573": "Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of teeth ",
    "3574": "Tomorrow, caster finds a tunnel that leads to his home ",
    "3575": "Tomorrow, caster finds a vial containing a viscous salve ",
    "3576": "Tomorrow, caster finds his own badly-decomposed corpse ",
    "3577": "Tomorrow, caster finds what looks like his own severed head  ",
    "3578": "Tomorrow, caster forms an alliance with a long-hated enemy ",
    "3579": "Tomorrow, caster has absolutely no desire to use magic ",
    "3580": "Tomorrow, caster is unable to cast magic before noon ",
    "3581": "Tomorrow, caster meets a priest who places a Geas upon him ",
    "3582": "Tomorrow, caster meets an immortal desperate and unable to die ",
    "3583": "Tomorrow, caster meets and insults the avatar of some deity ",
    "3584": "Tomorrow, caster meets his long-lost and malevolent twin ",
    "3585": "Tomorrow, caster meets his mentor, who expresses disapproval ",
    "3586": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone claiming to have sold the world ",
    "3587": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone claiming to own the caster's soul ",
    "3588": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone convinced that he doesn't exist ",
    "3589": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone desperate to be his bodyguard ",
    "3590": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone desperate to become the caster ",
    "3591": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone on the verge of becoming a god ",
    "3592": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who calls humans a delicacy ",
    "3593": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who can command demons ",
    "3594": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who can remove his own heart ",
    "3595": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who can remove his skin at will ",
    "3596": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims the caster killed him ",
    "3597": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be haunting him ",
    "3598": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be him ",
    "3599": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be his father ",
    "3600": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be his grandchild ",
    "3601": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who foretells a bleak fate for him ",
    "3602": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who has vowed to murder him ",
    "3603": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who names the caster his heir ",
    "3604": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who offers him his firstborn son ",
    "3605": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who offers to sell him an artifact ",
    "3606": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who owes him a lot of money ",
    "3607": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who tries to eat his eyes ",
    "3608": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who wants to buy his pancreas ",
    "3609": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who's 100% immune to magic ",
    "3610": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who's plotting to kill the king ",
    "3611": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone whom caster knows to be dead ",
    "3612": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone whom he owes a lot of money ",
    "3613": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone whose existence is impossible ",
    "3614": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone with the secret of immortality ",
    "3615": "Tomorrow, caster meets the alchemist who created him ",
    "3616": "Tomorrow, caster must Save vs Will once per hour or combust ",
    "3617": "Tomorrow, caster saves the life of a notorious villain ",
    "3618": "Tomorrow, caster saves the life of someone important ",
    "3619": "Tomorrow, caster saves the life whom fate has decreed must die ",
    "3620": "Tomorrow, caster thinks he's awakened from a centuries-long sleep ",
    "3621": "Tomorrow, caster thinks that magic no longer functions ",
    "3622": "Tomorrow, caster uncovers a well-funded plot against his life ",
    "3623": "Tomorrow, caster unknowingly snubs a powerful spellcaster ",
    "3624": "Tomorrow, caster vanishes at dawn and reappears at sunset  ",
    "3625": "Tomorrow, caster wakes 2d10 miles from where he fell asleep ",
    "3626": "Tomorrow, caster wakes and gives apparently divine prophecy ",
    "3627": "Tomorrow, caster wakes as if he's spent a month in the desert ",
    "3628": "Tomorrow, caster wakes at this location ",
    "3629": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that all of his allies are dead ",
    "3630": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he must return to his home ",
    "3631": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's just been created ",
    "3632": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's just been resurrected ",
    "3633": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's murdered his allies ",
    "3634": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's slept for 2d10 years ",
    "3635": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that his limbs are mechanical ",
    "3636": "Tomorrow, caster wakes covered in pungent, glowing moss ",
    "3637": "Tomorrow, caster wakes early and races back to this location ",
    "3638": "Tomorrow, caster wakes embarrassingly drunk ",
    "3639": "Tomorrow, caster wakes in a coil of dried and sinuous vines ",
    "3640": "Tomorrow, caster wakes in a full-length body cast ",
    "3641": "Tomorrow, caster wakes in the branches of a tall tree ",
    "3642": "Tomorrow, caster wakes on the bank of the River Styx ",
    "3643": "Tomorrow, caster wakes reeking of garlic and raw meat ",
    "3644": "Tomorrow, caster wakes seated in the throne of the nearest king ",
    "3645": "Tomorrow, caster wakes standing atop a tall pole ",
    "3646": "Tomorrow, caster wakes standing in a barrel of chum ",
    "3647": "Tomorrow, caster wakes to find that 1d4 days have passed ",
    "3648": "Tomorrow, caster wakes unable to stand until he casts a spell ",
    "3649": "Tomorrow, caster wakes where he awoke this morning ",
    "3650": "Tomorrow, caster wakes with a mouthful of mud from a cemetery ",
    "3651": "Tomorrow, caster wakes with mysterious tattoos all over his body ",
    "3652": "Tomorrow, caster wakes with no memory of the previous day ",
    "3653": "Tomorrow, caster wakes wrapped in disease-ridden blankets ",
    "3654": "Trees and bushes express open hostility toward the caster ",
    "3655": "Ugly thorns sprout from the caster's cheekbones ",
    "3656": "Undead have commandeered caster's home while he's been away ",
    "3657": "Undead skeletons react to caster as if he were one of them ",
    "3658": "Undead tend to ignore the caster until he acts against them ",
    "3659": "Undead tend to laugh in the caster's presence ",
    "3660": "Vile tentacles sprout from the caster's face ",
    "3661": "Viscous pus oozes from the caster's orifices until sunset ",
    "3662": "Water feels like acid to the caster but doesn't actually harm him ",
    "3663": "Water splashes from caster's footfalls for the next 1d12 hours ",
    "3664": "Water trickles from caster's elbows for 1d4 hours ",
    "3665": "Weight-affecting spells make the caster weigh 2X as much as iron ",
    "3666": "Well-funded liars slander caster's conduct in a war decades past ",
    "3667": "Whatever caster is wearing is a synthetic copy of the real thing ",
    "3668": "When caster dies, 10d10 voles burst from his corpse ",
    "3669": "When caster dies, a small religious cult starts worshipping him ",
    "3670": "When caster dies, a Chaos Burst occurs: roll again at that time ",
    "3671": "When caster dies, he can't be resurrected for 1d12 months ",
    "3672": "When caster dies, he's discovered to have died centuries ago ",
    "3673": "When caster dies, he's found to have been remotely controlled ",
    "3674": "When caster dies, he's quickly impersonated by a doppelganger ",
    "3675": "When caster dies, his allies deny that they ever knew him ",
    "3676": "When caster dies, his corpse appears riddled by gunfire ",
    "3677": "When caster dies, his corpse attacks the nearest Elf  ",
    "3678": "When caster dies, his corpse disgorges 10d1000 gallons of water ",
    "3679": "When caster dies, his corpse giggles maniacally for 1d4 hours ",
    "3680": "When caster dies, his corpse is dismembered and scattered ",
    "3681": "When caster dies, his corpse is dragged away by goblins ",
    "3682": "When caster dies, his corpse is elected to public office ",
    "3683": "When caster dies, his corpse melts like a snowman ",
    "3684": "When caster dies, his corpse runs shrieking through a nearby town ",
    "3685": "When caster dies, his corpse shatters into countless fragments ",
    "3686": "When caster dies, his corpse swells to 1d6 times normal size ",
    "3687": "When caster dies, his corpse turns to densely packed salt ",
    "3688": "When caster dies, his corpse turns to solid bronze ",
    "3689": "When caster dies, his corpse weighs as much as lead  ",
    "3690": "When caster dies, his heart assumes a life of its own ",
    "3691": "When caster dies, his killer is thrown 1d20 days into the future ",
    "3692": "When caster dies, his last word is 'Rosebud' ",
    "3693": "When caster dies, his name becomes synonymous with treachery  ",
    "3694": "When caster dies, his skeleton turns to glass ",
    "3695": "When caster dies, his skull turns to wood ",
    "3696": "When caster dies, his spellbook burns to cinders in 1d4 rounds ",
    "3697": "When caster dies, his veins are discovered to be filled with gold ",
    "3698": "When caster dies, some random person nearby dies as well ",
    "3699": "When caster dies, the first person to touch his corpse also dies  ",
    "3700": "When caster dies, the nearest town is evacuated ",
    "3701": "When caster dies, the nearest tree falls on his corpse ",
    "3702": "When caster dies, the sky turns blood red for 2d4-1 days ",
    "3703": "When caster dies, violent riots break out in the nearest town ",
    "3704": "When caster is angry, a small snake slithers out of his ear ",
    "3705": "When caster is angry, he foams at the mouth like a rabid dog  ",
    "3706": "When caster is angry, he turns bright green  ",
    "3707": "When caster is angry, his face appears scarred and deformed  ",
    "3708": "When caster is angry, his face appears to glisten with slime  ",
    "3709": "When caster is angry, his head appears to be a bare skull  ",
    "3710": "When caster is angry, insects appear to swarm over his face ",
    "3711": "When caster is angry, steam billows from his nostrils ",
    "3712": "When caster is surprised, he randomly teleports 1d4 yards ",
    "3713": "When caster is surprised, his head briefly doubles in size ",
    "3714": "When caster is surprised, his head spins 360� ",
    "3715": "When caster next casts this spell, he becomes hopelessly lost ",
    "3716": "When caster next casts this spell, he feels overwhelming deja vu ",
    "3717": "When caster next casts this spell, he teleports to this spot ",
    "3718": "When caster next casts this spell, he's attacked by squirrels ",
    "3719": "When caster next casts this spell, he's paralyzed until sunset ",
    "3720": "When caster next casts this spell, he's stricken with Confusion ",
    "3721": "When caster next casts this spell, his age temporarily doubles ",
    "3722": "When caster next casts this spell, his clothing attacks him ",
    "3723": "When caster next casts this spell, his clothing freezes solid ",
    "3724": "When caster next casts this spell, his clothing turns to cheese ",
    "3725": "When caster next casts this spell, the winter solstice occurs ",
    "3726": "When caster next draws blood, a large pit opens beneath him ",
    "3727": "When caster next draws blood, he disgorges 1d10 gallons of blood ",
    "3728": "When caster next draws blood, he laughs like a demon  ",
    "3729": "When caster next draws blood, he leaps 4d6 hours into the future ",
    "3730": "When caster next draws blood, he loses 2d10 hit points ",
    "3731": "When caster next draws blood, he must Save or fall unconscious ",
    "3732": "When caster next draws blood, he regains 1d10 hit points ",
    "3733": "When caster next draws blood, he suffers an equivalent wound ",
    "3734": "When caster next draws blood, he teleports 1d100 yards ",
    "3735": "When caster next draws blood, he's addicted to the taste of blood ",
    "3736": "When caster next draws blood, he's attacked by rabid bats ",
    "3737": "When caster next draws blood, he's restored to full hit points ",
    "3738": "When caster next draws blood, he's stricken mute until sunrise ",
    "3739": "When caster next draws blood, his eyes blaze with flame ",
    "3740": "When caster next draws blood, his weapon turns to steam ",
    "3741": "When caster next draws blood, rain immediately begins to fall ",
    "3742": "When caster next draws blood, thunder rumbles in the distance ",
    "3743": "When caster next enters a building, he teleports onto its roof ",
    "3744": "When caster next enters a building, his clothes catch fire ",
    "3745": "When caster next enters a lake, any boats nearby turn invisible ",
    "3746": "When caster next enters a lake, he blasphemes some ocean god  ",
    "3747": "When caster next enters a lake, he decides to become amphibious ",
    "3748": "When caster next enters a lake, he discovers a small island ",
    "3749": "When caster next enters a lake, he emerges draped with seaweed ",
    "3750": "When caster next enters a lake, he encounters a lady with a sword ",
    "3751": "When caster next enters a lake, he encounters a tentacled monster ",
    "3752": "When caster next enters a lake, he finds 1d4 valuable pearls ",
    "3753": "When caster next enters a lake, he has visions of a sunken city ",
    "3754": "When caster next enters a lake, he spouts water like a whale  ",
    "3755": "When caster next enters a lake, he suffers severe hypothermia ",
    "3756": "When caster next enters a lake, he teleports to a different lake ",
    "3757": "When caster next enters a lake, he's 30% likely to become a fish ",
    "3758": "When caster next enters a lake, he's attacked by sharks ",
    "3759": "When caster next enters a lake, he's attacked by turtles ",
    "3760": "When caster next enters a lake, he's befriended by otters ",
    "3761": "When caster next enters a lake, he's caught in a fisherman's net ",
    "3762": "When caster next enters a lake, he's covered with barnacles ",
    "3763": "When caster next enters a lake, he's hit by 2d8 harpoons  ",
    "3764": "When caster next enters a lake, he's mistaken for a sea monster ",
    "3765": "When caster next enters a lake, he's sucked up into a waterspout ",
    "3766": "When caster next enters a lake, he's swept toward the sea ",
    "3767": "When caster next enters a lake, he's thrown to the opposite shore ",
    "3768": "When caster next enters a lake, his clothing inflates ",
    "3769": "When caster next enters a lake, his clothing vanishes ",
    "3770": "When caster next enters a lake, his feet turn into duck's feet ",
    "3771": "When caster next enters a lake, his hands and feet grow webbing ",
    "3772": "When caster next enters a lake, his home is completely flooded ",
    "3773": "When caster next enters a lake, his pockets fill with sodium ",
    "3774": "When caster next enters a lake, it becomes 2X as deep ",
    "3775": "When caster next enters a lake, it drains dry in 1d4 rounds ",
    "3776": "When caster next enters a lake, it turns from fresh to salt-water ",
    "3777": "When caster next enters a lake, it's covered by two inches of ice ",
    "3778": "When caster next enters a lake, it's heavily stocked with trout ",
    "3779": "When caster next enters a lake, night falls immediately ",
    "3780": "When caster next enters a lake, someone nearby starts to drown ",
    "3781": "When caster next enters a town, a huge festival takes place ",
    "3782": "When caster next enters a town, he finds a magical scroll ",
    "3783": "When caster next enters a town, he violates community standards ",
    "3784": "When caster next enters a town, he's imprisoned for murder ",
    "3785": "When caster next enters a town, he's named as its patron saint ",
    "3786": "When caster next enters a town, he's quickly arrested for heresy ",
    "3787": "When caster next enters a town, he's quickly elected mayor ",
    "3788": "When caster next enters a town, he's recognized as a vampire ",
    "3789": "When caster next enters a town, he's sold into slavery ",
    "3790": "When caster next enters a town, his spellbook is confiscated ",
    "3791": "When caster next enters a town, it secedes from the kingdom ",
    "3792": "When caster next enters a town, it's attacked by goblins ",
    "3793": "When caster next enters a town, it's besieged by orcs ",
    "3794": "When caster next enters a town, it's overrun by feral dogs ",
    "3795": "When caster next enters a town, it's renamed after him ",
    "3796": "When caster next enters a town, its population doubles ",
    "3797": "When caster next enters a town, martial law is declared ",
    "3798": "When caster next enters a town, the king orders it destroyed ",
    "3799": "When caster next enters a town, violent riots break out ",
    "3800": "When caster next enters his home, 1d4 exterior walls vanish ",
    "3801": "When caster next enters his home, 1d4 weeks pass in 1d4 rounds ",
    "3802": "When caster next enters his home, a small hill rises beneath it ",
    "3803": "When caster next enters his home, any curses upon him are lifted ",
    "3804": "When caster next enters his home, he ages 1d10 years ",
    "3805": "When caster next enters his home, he ages 1d10 years ",
    "3806": "When caster next enters his home, he doubts he's ever lived there ",
    "3807": "When caster next enters his home, he falls unconscious ",
    "3808": "When caster next enters his home, he finds 1d100+100 gold pieces ",
    "3809": "When caster next enters his home, he finds a secret trapdoor ",
    "3810": "When caster next enters his home, he finds a troll in residence ",
    "3811": "When caster next enters his home, he finds another spellbook ",
    "3812": "When caster next enters his home, he finds his clone in residence ",
    "3813": "When caster next enters his home, he finds it completely empty ",
    "3814": "When caster next enters his home, he forgets how to exit again ",
    "3815": "When caster next enters his home, he gains one level ",
    "3816": "When caster next enters his home, he is healed of all damage ",
    "3817": "When caster next enters his home, he loses a point of Wisdom ",
    "3818": "When caster next enters his home, he loses any memorized spells ",
    "3819": "When caster next enters his home, he must evict 2d10 squatters ",
    "3820": "When caster next enters his home, he realizes it's made of coral ",
    "3821": "When caster next enters his home, he recognizes nothing within it ",
    "3822": "When caster next enters his home, he teleports to this location ",
    "3823": "When caster next enters his home, he's attacked by kobolds ",
    "3824": "When caster next enters his home, he's blinded for 4d12 hours ",
    "3825": "When caster next enters his home, he's convinced it isn't his ",
    "3826": "When caster next enters his home, he's drafted into the military  ",
    "3827": "When caster next enters his home, he's visited by solicitors ",
    "3828": "When caster next enters his home, he's visited by three ghosts ",
    "3829": "When caster next enters his home, his age is reduced by 3d4 years ",
    "3830": "When caster next enters his home, his bed combusts violently ",
    "3831": "When caster next enters his home, his clothes burst into flame ",
    "3832": "When caster next enters his home, his clothes turn to stone ",
    "3833": "When caster next enters his home, it becomes indestructible ",
    "3834": "When caster next enters his home, it becomes steamy like a sauna ",
    "3835": "When caster next enters his home, it doubles its current size ",
    "3836": "When caster next enters his home, it drifts slowly out to sea ",
    "3837": "When caster next enters his home, it falls into a heap of sawdust ",
    "3838": "When caster next enters his home, it gains an additional level ",
    "3839": "When caster next enters his home, it migrates 1d20 miles ",
    "3840": "When caster next enters his home, it sinks into the ground ",
    "3841": "When caster next enters his home, it turns invisible from within ",
    "3842": "When caster next enters his home, it turns to glass ",
    "3843": "When caster next enters his home, it's been thoroughly cleaned ",
    "3844": "When caster next enters his home, it's buried by an avalanche ",
    "3845": "When caster next enters his home, it's buried by volcanic ash ",
    "3846": "When caster next enters his home, it's encircled by a deep moat ",
    "3847": "When caster next enters his home, it's flattened by a meteor  ",
    "3848": "When caster next enters his home, it's infested with vermin ",
    "3849": "When caster next enters his home, it's swept away by a tidal wave ",
    "3850": "When caster next enters his home, it's totally refurbished ",
    "3851": "When caster next enters his home, its doors and windows vanish ",
    "3852": "When caster next enters his home, monsters reside under the bed ",
    "3853": "When caster next enters his home, someone's eaten his porridge ",
    "3854": "When caster next enters his home, the doors & windows fuse shut ",
    "3855": "When caster next enters his home, the floor vanishes ",
    "3856": "When caster next enters his home, the magistrate condemns it ",
    "3857": "When caster next enters his home, the roof ignites ",
    "3858": "When caster next kills someone, he appears in that person's home ",
    "3859": "When caster next kills someone, he must Save vs Fortitude or die ",
    "3860": "When caster next kills someone, that person quickly resurrects ",
    "3861": "When caster next opens his spellbook, he's attacked by a shark  ",
    "3862": "When caster next says his name, 2d6 fish leap from his mouth ",
    "3863": "When caster next says his name, a bird flies into his mouth ",
    "3864": "When caster next says his name, he learns it's not his real name ",
    "3865": "When caster next says his name, he promptly forgets his name ",
    "3866": "When caster next says his name, his mouth is sealed shut ",
    "3867": "When caster next teleports, he arrives bound and gagged ",
    "3868": "When caster next teleports, he arrives fully Healed ",
    "3869": "When caster next touches money, he triggers a Chaos Burst ",
    "3870": "When caster next triggers a Burst, he teleports to this location ",
    "3871": "When caster next triggers a Burst, its effect is irreversible ",
    "3872": "When caster next uses magic, 2d4 zombies appear and attack him ",
    "3873": "When caster next uses magic, all vegetation within 10 yards dies ",
    "3874": "When caster next uses magic, all within one mile know about it ",
    "3875": "When caster next uses magic, an ice statue of him appears nearby ",
    "3876": "When caster next uses magic, any gold he's carrying vanishes ",
    "3877": "When caster next uses magic, cold water sprays from his ears ",
    "3878": "When caster next uses magic, he and his allies are drenched ",
    "3879": "When caster next uses magic, he becomes drunk for 1d4 hours ",
    "3880": "When caster next uses magic, he becomes invisible to his allies ",
    "3881": "When caster next uses magic, he disgorges 2d6 large clay bricks ",
    "3882": "When caster next uses magic, he loses 3d4 hit points ",
    "3883": "When caster next uses magic, he must Save or fall unconscious ",
    "3884": "When caster next uses magic, he reeks of sulfur for 1d10 hours   ",
    "3885": "When caster next uses magic, he teleports 10d10 yards randomly ",
    "3886": "When caster next uses magic, he teleports into a nearby building ",
    "3887": "When caster next uses magic, he thinks that he's at death's door ",
    "3888": "When caster next uses magic, he's  5% likely to lose one level ",
    "3889": "When caster next uses magic, he's 10% likely to die outright ",
    "3890": "When caster next uses magic, he's shunned by other magic users ",
    "3891": "When caster next uses magic, he's thrown back to this moment ",
    "3892": "When caster next uses magic, his clone appears nearby ",
    "3893": "When caster next uses magic, his clone teleports to his home ",
    "3894": "When caster next uses magic, his clothes turn to paper ",
    "3895": "When caster next uses magic, his hands double in size ",
    "3896": "When caster next uses magic, his hands freeze solid  ",
    "3897": "When caster next uses magic, his nearest ally falls unconscious ",
    "3898": "When caster next wears a hat, he's targeted for assassination ",
    "3899": "When caster opens his spellbook, he's shrouded by darkness  ",
    "3900": "When caster opens his spellbook, thunder rumbles overhead  ",
    "3901": "When caster teleports, he arrives 1d4 miles from the destination ",
    "3902": "When caster teleports, he arrives 2d4 hours later than expected ",
    "3903": "When caster teleports, he arrives blinded for 1d6 rounds ",
    "3904": "When caster teleports, he arrives in an embarrassing posture ",
    "3905": "When caster teleports, he arrives invisible  ",
    "3906": "When caster teleports, he arrives ravenously hungry ",
    "3907": "When caster teleports, he arrives upside down ",
    "3908": "When caster teleports, he arrives with half of his gear missing ",
    "3909": "When caster teleports, only 95% + 1d10% of his body is teleported ",
    "3910": "When caster tells a falsehood, he confesses it to everyone nearby ",
    "3911": "When caster uses Mirror Image, 10X the number of Images appear ",
    "3912": "When caster uses Mirror Image, he can't tell which image is real ",
    "3913": "When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like demons ",
    "3914": "When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like infants ",
    "3915": "When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like skeletons ",
    "3916": "When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like the target ",
    "3917": "When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look nothing like him ",
    "3918": "When caster's blood is next spilled, he ages 5d10 years ",
    "3919": "When caster's blood is next spilled, he can't speak for 1d4 turns ",
    "3920": "When caster's blood is next spilled, he's blinded for 1d4 rounds ",
    "3921": "When next struck by magic, caster becomes spotted like a leopard ",
    "3922": "When next struck by magic, caster disgorges 1d4 pounds of gravel ",
    "3923": "When next struck by magic, caster falls 6d10 feet ",
    "3924": "When next struck by magic, caster is carried aloft by a pigeons ",
    "3925": "When next struck by magic, caster sprouts wool from his arms  ",
    "3926": "When next struck by magic, caster triggers a Chaos Burst ",
    "3927": "When reduced to one hit point, caster ages 2d10 years ",
    "3928": "When reduced to one hit point, caster can see invisible objects ",
    "3929": "When reduced to one hit point, caster flees, panic-stricken ",
    "3930": "When reduced to one hit point, caster flies into a berserk fury ",
    "3931": "When reduced to one hit point, caster is stricken mute ",
    "3932": "When reduced to one hit point, caster suffers wild hallucinations ",
    "3933": "When reduced to one hit point, caster teleports 2d20 yards  ",
    "3934": "When reduced to one hit point, caster teleports to his home ",
    "3935": "When reduced to one hit point, caster turns invisible until dawn ",
    "3936": "When reduced to one hit point, caster turns to iron until sunset ",
    "3937": "When seen from behind, caster appears to be bleeding profusely ",
    "3938": "When seen from behind, caster appears to be on fire ",
    "3939": "When seen from behind, caster's torso is riddled with large holes ",
    "3940": "When struck by magic, caster briefly appears to be made of chrome ",
    "3941": "When struck by magic, caster briefly appears to be made of wood ",
    "3942": "When struck by magic, caster feels the urge to reveal a secret ",
    "3943": "When struck by magic, caster flies into a berserker rage ",
    "3944": "When struck by magic, caster is 10% likely to be caked in grime ",
    "3945": "When struck by magic, caster is covered by ashes and soot ",
    "3946": "When struck by magic, caster sings raucous songs for 1d4 rounds ",
    "3947": "When struck by magic, caster temporarily inflates like a balloon ",
    "3948": "Whenever caster casts a spell, a spotlight illuminates him ",
    "3949": "Whenever caster casts a spell, an invisible bronze gong is rung  ",
    "3950": "Whenever caster casts a spell, electricity crackles in his hair  ",
    "3951": "Whenever caster casts a spell, ghostly laughter echoes in the air ",
    "3952": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he appears to explode  ",
    "3953": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he becomes light as a feather  ",
    "3954": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he experiences profound remorse  ",
    "3955": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he feels overwhelming euphoria ",
    "3956": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he hears glass breaking everywhere ",
    "3957": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he hears loud, discordant music  ",
    "3958": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he hears the laments of the damned  ",
    "3959": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he must Save or be knocked down ",
    "3960": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he must Save or shrink by 20% ",
    "3961": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he suffers crippling stage fright ",
    "3962": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he thinks that he ages 1d10 years  ",
    "3963": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he whistles like a teapot  ",
    "3964": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he's 10% likely to pass out  ",
    "3965": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he's haunted by cryptic warnings ",
    "3966": "Whenever caster casts a spell, his bones glow visibly in his body ",
    "3967": "Whenever caster casts a spell, his clothes are glazed with frost ",
    "3968": "Whenever caster casts a spell, his ears shine like the sun  ",
    "3969": "Whenever caster casts a spell, his feet swell by 10%  ",
    "3970": "Whenever caster casts a spell, his spellbook must Save or combust ",
    "3971": "Whenever caster casts a spell, one of his hands grows by 25%  ",
    "3972": "Whenever caster casts a spell, someone far away vows to kill him ",
    "3973": "Wherever caster walks, he sounds like he's on a squeaky floor ",
    "3974": "While caster is invisible, a faint outline can still be seen ",
    "3975": "While caster sleeps, he appears to be a perfect cube ",
    "3976": "While caster sleeps, he appears to melt like a wax dummy  ",
    "3977": "While caster sleeps, he freezes solid but thaws before waking ",
    "3978": "While caster sleeps, his allies must Save or forget who he is ",
    "3979": "While caster sleeps, his arms and legs retract into his torso  ",
    "3980": "While caster sleeps, his body is translucent  ",
    "3981": "While caster sleeps, his body retracts into his head  ",
    "3982": "While caster sleeps, his clothing and gear are invisible ",
    "3983": "While caster sleeps, his head appears detached from his body  ",
    "3984": "While caster sleeps, his head retracts into his body  ",
    "3985": "While caster sleeps, his whole body contracts into a small ball  ",
    "3986": "While caster sleeps, luminous moths flutter over his body ",
    "3987": "While caster sleeps, mysterious runes hover over his head ",
    "3988": "While caster sleeps, rodents bring him sacrificial offerings ",
    "3989": "While caster sleeps, thousands of insects swarm over his body  ",
    "3990": "While indoors, caster appears to be 5% larger ",
    "3991": "While indoors, caster feels as if he's dragging heavy chains ",
    "3992": "While indoors, caster feels as if he's in a blazing desert ",
    "3993": "While indoors, caster feels as if he's on a ship's deck ",
    "3994": "While indoors, caster feels as if he's on windswept tundra ",
    "3995": "While standing on a riverbank, caster is invisible to amphibians ",
    "3996": "While walking, caster sounds as if he's wearing full plate armor ",
    "3997": "Woodland creatures openly mock the caster and call him a coward  ",
    "3998": "Woodland creatures react to the caster as if he's one of them ",
    "3999": "Woodland creatures react violently to the caster's presence ",
    "4000": "Zombies can't come within 10 feet of the caster for 1d4 days ",
    "4001": "1d8 of target's fingers reappear elsewhere on his body ",
    "4002": "A handful of small glass marbles tumble from the target's nose ",
    "4003": "A heavy chain runs the entire length of target's alimentary canal ",
    "4004": "A nearby but invisible heckler pummels the target with tomatoes ",
    "4005": "A nearby tree animates and swears allegiance to the target ",
    "4006": "A nearby tree becomes ravenously carnivorous and attacks target ",
    "4007": "A nearby tree bends down and hurls the target like a catapult ",
    "4008": "A nearby tree sprays its bark at the target, briefly blinding him ",
    "4009": "A second, identical skeleton appears in the target's body ",
    "4010": "A small fire blazes harmlessly in the target's mouth ",
    "4011": "A tall picket fence encircles the target ",
    "4012": "A tentacle slithers from a nearby cave to grasp the target ",
    "4013": "A vital organ is ripped from target's body for 1d100 damage ",
    "4014": "All of target's belongings are compressed into a tiny cube nearby  ",
    "4015": "All of target's belongings are seized by the local magistrate ",
    "4016": "All of target's belongings are transported beyond the horizon ",
    "4017": "All of target's belongings were stolen by a vengeful wizard ",
    "4018": "All of target's belongings were stolen from a vengeful wizard ",
    "4019": "All that the target has ever done was really done by someone else ",
    "4020": "All voices sound alike to the target for 5d6 days ",
    "4021": "All within 100 yards with a missile weapon fire it at the target ",
    "4022": "Ambient temperature always feels 50� colder to target ",
    "4023": "Ambient temperature rises 10� when target is angry ",
    "4024": "An earthen duplicate of the target rises up and attacks him ",
    "4025": "An earthen duplicate of the target wants to take his place ",
    "4026": "An evergreen sprouts from target's chest while he sleeps tonight ",
    "4027": "An item carried by target discharges a Chaos Burst when next used ",
    "4028": "An item carried by target explodes for 3d10 hit points of damage ",
    "4029": "An item carried by target is widely sought for its healing powers ",
    "4030": "An item carried by target releases narcotic vapors when next used ",
    "4031": "Any attack on target appears not to injure him, even if it does ",
    "4032": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage acquires intelligence ",
    "4033": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage acquires intelligence ",
    "4034": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage also injects a poison ",
    "4035": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage disappears forever ",
    "4036": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage gains a +1 bonus ",
    "4037": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage gets stuck in him ",
    "4038": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage is briefly weightless ",
    "4039": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage must Save or shatter ",
    "4040": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage rapidly corrodes  ",
    "4041": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage turns clear as glass ",
    "4042": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage turns to gold ",
    "4043": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage vanishes until sunset ",
    "4044": "Any bludgeon that hits the target is 10% likely to shatter ",
    "4045": "Any bludgeon that hits the target is thereafter +4 ToHit him ",
    "4046": "Any bludgeon that hits the target sprays water like a fountain ",
    "4047": "Any bludgeon that hits the target turns to sponge as it does so ",
    "4048": "Any clothing or armor now worn by target ages 100 years per round ",
    "4049": "Any clothing or armor now worn by target is fireproof until dawn ",
    "4050": "Any clothing or armor now worn by target is soaked with tree sap ",
    "4051": "Any clothing or armor now worn by target shrinks by 30% ",
    "4052": "Any coins that target is now carrying double in value ",
    "4053": "Any coins that target is now carrying shrink by 50% ",
    "4054": "Any coins that target is now carrying turn to cheese ",
    "4055": "Any coins that target is now carrying weigh 100 pounds each ",
    "4056": "Any fire damage suffered by target equally affects someone nearby ",
    "4057": "Any fire damage suffered by target inflicts 2X normal damage ",
    "4058": "Any fire damage suffered by target is delayed for 3d4 rounds ",
    "4059": "Any fire damage suffered by target leaves cryptic scars ",
    "4060": "Any gems now carried by target are cursed against him ",
    "4061": "Any gold now carried by target belongs to a dragon ",
    "4062": "Any gold now carried by target combusts like tinder ",
    "4063": "Any jewelry that target is wearing heats to 500� ",
    "4064": "Any magic items carried by the target glow like embers until dawn ",
    "4065": "Any metal now in target's possession becomes intensely magnetic ",
    "4066": "Any metal now in target's possession heats to its melting point ",
    "4067": "Any metal now in target's possession is as fragile as glass ",
    "4068": "Any metal now in target's possession is highly flammable ",
    "4069": "Any metal now in target's possession is transparent like glass ",
    "4070": "Any metal now in target's possession is water soluble until dawn ",
    "4071": "Any metal now in target's possession turns to lead ",
    "4072": "Any metal now in target's possession turns to mercury ",
    "4073": "Any metal target is now carrying reverts to raw ore ",
    "4074": "Any metal weapons that wound the target are dulled for 1d4 rounds ",
    "4075": "Any metal weapons that wound the target are hurled 1d8 yards away ",
    "4076": "Any metal weapons that wound the target vanish for 1d4 rounds ",
    "4077": "Any missile weapon hitting the target inflicts triple damage ",
    "4078": "Any missile weapon hitting the target instantly combusts ",
    "4079": "Any missile weapon hitting the target is 10% likely to take root ",
    "4080": "Any missile weapon hitting the target suddenly triples in weight ",
    "4081": "Any missile weapons now carried by target are badly warped  ",
    "4082": "Any missile weapons now carried by target have 10X normal range ",
    "4083": "Any missile weapons now carried by target have a +1 ToHit bonus ",
    "4084": "Any missile weapons now carried by target have his name on them ",
    "4085": "Any missiles fired at target are affected by Reverse Gravity ",
    "4086": "Any missiles fired at target are blown off course by high winds ",
    "4087": "Any missiles fired at target instantly sprout wings and fly away ",
    "4088": "Any missiles fired at target leave colorful trails in the air ",
    "4089": "Any missiles fired at target sound like thunder when they hit ",
    "4090": "Any missiles fired at target turn invisible if they hit him ",
    "4091": "Any missiles fired near target orbit him like satellites ",
    "4092": "Any missiles fired near target shriek as they fly through the air ",
    "4093": "Any nearby undead attack the target exclusively for 1d10 rounds ",
    "4094": "Any nearby undead defend the target to the best of their ability ",
    "4095": "Any nearby undead howl wildly and race toward the target ",
    "4096": "Any nearby undead now look disturbingly like the target ",
    "4097": "Any nearby undead obey the target for 1d8 rounds ",
    "4098": "Any open wounds the target now has are welded closed like metal ",
    "4099": "Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target are full of blood ",
    "4100": "Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target are interconnected ",
    "4101": "Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target double in volume ",
    "4102": "Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target dump their contents ",
    "4103": "Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target combusts ",
    "4104": "Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target is fireproof ",
    "4105": "Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target is rain-soaked ",
    "4106": "Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target turns to steel ",
    "4107": "Any part of target not covered by clothing appears to be skeletal ",
    "4108": "Any part of target not covered by clothing is badly sunburned ",
    "4109": "Any part of target not covered by clothing is forever invisible ",
    "4110": "Any part of target not covered by clothing turns bright orange ",
    "4111": "Any part of target now covered by clothing is covered in blisters ",
    "4112": "Any part of target now covered by clothing is fireproof  ",
    "4113": "Any part of target now covered by clothing is forever invisible ",
    "4114": "Any part of target now covered by clothing is hideously scarred ",
    "4115": "Any spells cast in target's presence seem to originate from him ",
    "4116": "Any successful attack on target is  2% likely to kill him  ",
    "4117": "Any successful attack on target is 10% likely to fail outright ",
    "4118": "Any successful attack on target will leave hideous scars ",
    "4119": "Any undead now within 10 yards of target attack him until slain ",
    "4120": "Any undead now within 10 yards of target combust ",
    "4121": "Any undead now within 10 yards of target gain an extra hit die ",
    "4122": "Any undead now within 10 yards of target vanish or are destroyed ",
    "4123": "Any water elemental touching or touched by target freezes solid ",
    "4124": "Any water elemental touching or touched by target heats to 200� ",
    "4125": "Any water elemental touching or touched by target is set ablaze ",
    "4126": "Any water elemental touching or touched by target splits in two ",
    "4127": "Any water now in contact with target's body freezes solid ",
    "4128": "Any water now in contact with target's body is poisonous to him ",
    "4129": "Any water now in contact with target's body turns to glue ",
    "4130": "Any water now in contact with target's body turns to lamp oil ",
    "4131": "Any water now in contact with target's body turns to mud ",
    "4132": "Any water now in contact with target's body turns to stone ",
    "4133": "Any wooden weapons that wound the target are invisible until dawn ",
    "4134": "Any wooden weapons that wound the target become heavy as lead ",
    "4135": "Any wooden weapons that wound the target burst into flame ",
    "4136": "Any wooden weapons that wound the target must Save or shatter ",
    "4137": "Any wooden weapons that wound the target turn to steel until dawn ",
    "4138": "Any wooden weapons that wound the target vanish until he's dead ",
    "4139": "Anyone cutting target with a blade ages 1d10 years until sunset ",
    "4140": "Anyone cutting target with a blade briefly turns orange ",
    "4141": "Anyone cutting target with a blade can't sleep for 1d4 days ",
    "4142": "Anyone cutting target with a blade can't speak to him until dawn ",
    "4143": "Anyone cutting target with a blade feels heartwarming glee ",
    "4144": "Anyone cutting target with a blade feels incredible hunger  ",
    "4145": "Anyone cutting target with a blade feels momentarily dizzy ",
    "4146": "Anyone cutting target with a blade feels overwhelming dread ",
    "4147": "Anyone cutting target with a blade feels the same amount of pain ",
    "4148": "Anyone cutting target with a blade feels unsettling d�j� vu ",
    "4149": "Anyone cutting target with a blade gets an electric shock ",
    "4150": "Anyone cutting target with a blade has awful dreams for one week ",
    "4151": "Anyone cutting target with a blade immediately apologizes for it ",
    "4152": "Anyone cutting target with a blade is briefly blinded ",
    "4153": "Anyone cutting target with a blade is briefly invisible  ",
    "4154": "Anyone cutting target with a blade is briefly rendered mute ",
    "4155": "Anyone cutting target with a blade is paralyzed for 1d4 rounds ",
    "4156": "Anyone cutting target with a blade is soaked with goat's milk ",
    "4157": "Anyone cutting target with a blade is soaked with his own blood ",
    "4158": "Anyone cutting target with a blade loses one hit point ",
    "4159": "Anyone cutting target with a blade suffers visions of damnation ",
    "4160": "Anyone cutting target with a blade teleports 1d6 feet ",
    "4161": "Anyone cutting target with a blade thinks he's an ally  ",
    "4162": "Anyone cutting target with a blade thinks the target is immortal ",
    "4163": "Anyone cutting target with a blade vanishes for 1d4 rounds ",
    "4164": "Anyone looking into the target's ear has visions of debauchery  ",
    "4165": "Anyone looking into the target's ear has visions of his own death ",
    "4166": "Anyone looking into the target's ear has visions of the hereafter ",
    "4167": "Anyone looking into the target's ear suffers intense vertigo ",
    "4168": "Anyone nearby when target is wounded applauds for 1d4 rounds ",
    "4169": "Anyone nearby when target is wounded must Save or begin weeping ",
    "4170": "Anyone nearby when target is wounded must Save or flee in panic ",
    "4171": "Anyone nearby when target is wounded must Save or pass out ",
    "4172": "Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon hits the target with it ",
    "4173": "Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon is invisible to the target ",
    "4174": "Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon offers it to the target ",
    "4175": "Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon throws it at the target ",
    "4176": "Anyone nearby with a drawn blade attacks target for 1d4 rounds ",
    "4177": "Anyone nearby with a drawn blade can't use it against the target  ",
    "4178": "Anyone nearby with a drawn blade races away from the target ",
    "4179": "Anyone nearby with a drawn blade shouts the target's name ",
    "4180": "Anyone slain by target's weapon can never be resurrected ",
    "4181": "Anyone touching the target in the next turn adopts his name ",
    "4182": "Anyone touching the target in the next turn is briefly paralyzed ",
    "4183": "Anyone touching the target in the next turn loses 1d10 hit points ",
    "4184": "Anyone touching the target in the next turn suffers severe burns ",
    "4185": "Anyone who wounds the target is  5% likely to kill him outright ",
    "4186": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or age 1d10 years ",
    "4187": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or be equally wounded ",
    "4188": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or disarm themselves ",
    "4189": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or fall unconscious ",
    "4190": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or sink into the ground ",
    "4191": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or teleport 1d4 miles  ",
    "4192": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or temporarily shrink 25%  ",
    "4193": "Armor is always invisible while worn by the target ",
    "4194": "As target is wounded more severely, he's less likely to sense it ",
    "4195": "At any crossroads, target feels utterly lost ",
    "4196": "At any crossroads, target is inclined to turn back ",
    "4197": "At any crossroads, target is inclined to turn left ",
    "4198": "At any crossroads, target is stricken with indecision ",
    "4199": "At dawn tomorrow, all record and memory of target is lost ",
    "4200": "At dawn tomorrow, demonic hordes mount a quest against the target ",
    "4201": "At dawn tomorrow, target is abducted by an undead horde ",
    "4202": "At dawn tomorrow, target must Save or age 1d1000 years ",
    "4203": "At each sunset, target is 20% likely to age 1d20 years instantly ",
    "4204": "At some point in every battle, target wholly disarms himself ",
    "4205": "Beacon-bright light shines from target's palms during combat  ",
    "4206": "Beacon-bright light shines from the soles of the target's feet ",
    "4207": "Beacon-bright light shines from the target's principal weapon ",
    "4208": "Beacon-bright light shines from the top of the target's head ",
    "4209": "Bits of gristle tumble from the target's mouth while he speaks ",
    "4210": "Bits of hardened resin tumble constantly from target's ears ",
    "4211": "Blades are magically blunted while the target wields them ",
    "4212": "Blades are unbreakable while the target wields them ",
    "4213": "Blades seem cumbersome and awkward while the target wields them ",
    "4214": "Blades seem to have basic intelligence while target wields them ",
    "4215": "Both of target's arms are now on the same side of his body ",
    "4216": "Both of target's arms jut from the same shoulder ",
    "4217": "Bright flames consume the target's clothing for 1d10 rounds ",
    "4218": "Bright flames dance harmlessly over target's body for 1d10 rounds ",
    "4219": "Bright flames ripple harmlessly along target's limbs for 1d4 days ",
    "4220": "Bright flames surround the target harmlessly for 2d10 rounds ",
    "4221": "Colored streamers shoot from target's ears for 2d6 rounds ",
    "4222": "Colored streamers shoot from target's nostrils ",
    "4223": "Colorful smoke spews from target's every orifice for 2d10 rounds ",
    "4224": "Condensation endlessly forms upon and drips from target ",
    "4225": "Countless glass shards slash at the target for 1d6 rounds ",
    "4226": "Countless glass shards whirl around the target for 1d6 rounds ",
    "4227": "Countless tiny moths flutter about the target's head  ",
    "4228": "Countless tiny, colorful orbs swirl harmlessly around the target ",
    "4229": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence are abominations ",
    "4230": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence are clear like glass ",
    "4231": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence are immune to fire ",
    "4232": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence are old and decrepit ",
    "4233": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence beg him for mercy ",
    "4234": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence have only 1 hit point ",
    "4235": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence obey him unswervingly ",
    "4236": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence refuse to attack him ",
    "4237": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence seem to be made of stone ",
    "4238": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence strongly resemble him ",
    "4239": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence worship him as a god ",
    "4240": "Dew and condensation inspire fear in the target ",
    "4241": "Dozens of tiny glass slivers fall harmlessly from target's mouth ",
    "4242": "During any combat round, target is  3% likely to die outright ",
    "4243": "During any combat round, target is  5% likely to flee in panic ",
    "4244": "During any combat round, target is 10% likely to be invisible ",
    "4245": "During any combat round, target is 50% likely to be very drunk ",
    "4246": "During battle, target experiences distracting hallucinations  ",
    "4247": "During battle, target hears overpoweringly loud calliope music  ",
    "4248": "During battle, target perceives thick, acrid smoke all around him  ",
    "4249": "During battle, target quacks like an enormous duck  ",
    "4250": "During battle, target repeatedly chants a naughty limerick ",
    "4251": "During battle, target's allies are invisible to him  ",
    "4252": "During battle, target's allies can't speak to him  ",
    "4253": "During battle, target's allies don't recognize him  ",
    "4254": "During battle, target's clothes and gear are invisible  ",
    "4255": "During battle, target's clothes appear to burst into flame  ",
    "4256": "During battle, target's clothes billow with foul smoke  ",
    "4257": "During battle, target's clothes moan like ghosts  ",
    "4258": "During battle, target's ears flap like a bird's wings  ",
    "4259": "During battle, target's flesh, hair, and gear turn white as snow  ",
    "4260": "During battle, target's hands appear to be shrouded in flame  ",
    "4261": "During battle, target's head is henceforth invisible  ",
    "4262": "During battle, target's heartbeat is audible to all nearby ",
    "4263": "Each day, target can become an illusion for 1d4 rounds ",
    "4264": "Each day, target can command 1d4 non-magical bears  ",
    "4265": "Each day, target can see through the caster's eyes for 1d4 turns  ",
    "4266": "Each day, target can turn his skin invisible for up to one hour  ",
    "4267": "Each day, target can turn into a horse for up to 1d4 hours ",
    "4268": "Each day, target can walk on water up to 100 yards  ",
    "4269": "Each day, target is 10% likely to lose one finger or toe  ",
    "4270": "Each day, target is immune to one electrical attack ",
    "4271": "Each day, target is struck by lightning but is basically unharmed ",
    "4272": "Each day, target must eat at least one medium-sized candle  ",
    "4273": "Each day, target must eat at least one sheet of parchment  ",
    "4274": "Each day, target's body varies from 10% to 80% transparency   ",
    "4275": "Each day, target's skin is a different vibrant color  ",
    "4276": "Each of target's feet acquires argumentative intelligence ",
    "4277": "Each of target's feet is chained to his neck ",
    "4278": "Each of target's feet tries to race away in a different direction ",
    "4279": "Each of target's feet weighs as much as the rest of his body ",
    "4280": "Each of target's hands fuses to the opposite elbow ",
    "4281": "Each time target is injured, a gold coin appears in his mouth ",
    "4282": "Each time target is injured, he must Save or fall unconscious ",
    "4283": "Each time target is injured, he must Save or go blind ",
    "4284": "Each time target is injured, howls like a wolf ",
    "4285": "Each time target opens his mouth, a small toad leaps out of it ",
    "4286": "Each time target opens his mouth, another tooth turns invisible ",
    "4287": "Each time target opens his mouth, he hears eerie music nearby ",
    "4288": "Each time target opens his mouth, nearby birds fall silent ",
    "4289": "Electricity crackles in target's clothing when he's angry ",
    "4290": "Electricity crackles in target's skin as he makes an attack ",
    "4291": "Electricity crackles in the air around the target for 1d4 days ",
    "4292": "Electricity crackles in the ground wherever the target steps ",
    "4293": "Electricity crackles in the target's hair for 1d8 hours ",
    "4294": "Electricity crackles in the target's hair when he uses magic ",
    "4295": "Electricity crackles through the target's body for 1d8 rounds ",
    "4296": "Electricity crackles visibly along target's weapon during combat ",
    "4297": "Every few rounds a spider crawls from target's mouth  ",
    "4298": "Every other day, the target is 20% likely to shrink by 10% ",
    "4299": "Every other day, the target is 30% likely to be mute ",
    "4300": "Every other day, the target is 5d10 years older than his true age ",
    "4301": "Every other day, the target radiates strongly of alteration magic ",
    "4302": "Every rat in the kingdom follows the target for 2d6 days ",
    "4303": "Every spell cast nearby in the next 1d6 rounds strikes the target ",
    "4304": "Every spell cast nearby is immediately obvious to the target ",
    "4305": "Everyone knows that the target has no real martial prowess ",
    "4306": "Everyone knows that the target is a powerful demon in disguise ",
    "4307": "Everyone knows that the target's head is completely hollow ",
    "4308": "Everyone knows that the target's skeleton is made of gold ",
    "4309": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target attacks him for 1d4 rounds ",
    "4310": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target ignores him for 1d4 hours ",
    "4311": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target is disarmed ",
    "4312": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target is invisible to him ",
    "4313": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target is knocked down ",
    "4314": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target is stricken bald ",
    "4315": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target must Save or pass out ",
    "4316": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target shouts his name ",
    "4317": "Everyone who knows the target's name fears him for 3d10 rounds ",
    "4318": "Everyone who knows the target's name forgets what he looks like ",
    "4319": "Everyone who knows the target's name owes him 1d4 gold pieces ",
    "4320": "Everyone who knows the target's name thinks his name is Twinkles ",
    "4321": "Everyone whom target owes money demands repayment in full, now ",
    "4322": "Everyone within 100 yards adopts the target's name ",
    "4323": "Everyone within 100 yards feels intense hatred toward the target  ",
    "4324": "Everyone within 100 yards gives a gold piece to the target ",
    "4325": "Everyone within 100 yards is invisible to the target until sunset ",
    "4326": "Everyone within 100 yards races toward the target at top speed ",
    "4327": "Everyone within 100 yards teleports 10d10 yards away from target ",
    "4328": "Everyone within 100 yards teleports to the target's home ",
    "4329": "Everyone within 100 yards thinks the target is about to explode ",
    "4330": "Everyone within 100 yards thinks the target is undead ",
    "4331": "Everything now worn or carried by target becomes sickly green ",
    "4332": "Everything now worn or carried by target is strewn about the area ",
    "4333": "Everything that target is now carrying is imperfectly duplicated ",
    "4334": "Exertion makes target exhale black smoke like a steam engine  ",
    "4335": "Fire is intensely beautiful and attractive to the target ",
    "4336": "Fire is invisible to the target ",
    "4337": "Foliage grows wildly beneath the target's feet, entangling him ",
    "4338": "For 1d10 rounds, magic doesn't work within 100 yards of target ",
    "4339": "For 1d10 rounds, ordinary wood smoke is highly toxic to target ",
    "4340": "For 1d10 rounds, target can't be affected by any magic items ",
    "4341": "For 1d4 days, target can't speak to anyone now within 10 yards ",
    "4342": "For 1d4 days, target can't speak to anyone who knows his name ",
    "4343": "For one week, target can't be healed by any magical means ",
    "4344": "For one week, target can't be injured by members of his species  ",
    "4345": "Glowing coals appear to be moving within the target's skin ",
    "4346": "Half of target's body begins aging backwards, one year per day ",
    "4347": "Half of target's body is affected by Reverse Gravity ",
    "4348": "Half of target's body is badly burned, the other half frostbitten ",
    "4349": "Half of target's body is indestructible for 2d4 days ",
    "4350": "Half of target's body is infected with lycanthropy ",
    "4351": "Half of target's body polymorphs into some kind of animal ",
    "4352": "Half of target's body resembles half of the caster's body ",
    "4353": "Half of target's body shrinks by 25% ",
    "4354": "Half of target's body suffers from advanced leprosy ",
    "4355": "Half of target's body turns invisible while in direct sunlight ",
    "4356": "Half of target's fingers are permanently invisible ",
    "4357": "Half of target's head appears to be made of crystal ",
    "4358": "Half of target's head appears to be made of metal ",
    "4359": "Half of target's head appears to be stripped of flesh ",
    "4360": "Half of target's head explodes, killing him messily ",
    "4361": "Half of target's head is covered in fine gold scales ",
    "4362": "Half of target's head is covered in fragrant blue moss ",
    "4363": "Half of target's head vanishes, but he's basically unharmed ",
    "4364": "Half of target's limbs become donkey's limbs ",
    "4365": "Hundreds of blood-red worms course from the target's nostrils ",
    "4366": "Hundreds of small ice chips tumble from target's ears ",
    "4367": "Hundreds of wasps swarm the target whenever he draws a weapon ",
    "4368": "If an ally kills target today, he'll resurrect at dawn tomorrow ",
    "4369": "If an ally kills target today, target explodes as a 50HD fireball ",
    "4370": "If an arrow hits the target in the next 1d3 rounds, he explodes ",
    "4371": "If an arrow hits the target in the next round, he doubles in size ",
    "4372": "If an arrow hits the target in the next round, he turns to glass ",
    "4373": "If an arrow hits the target in the next round, he's fully healed ",
    "4374": "If next attack on target causes maximum damage, he dies ",
    "4375": "If next attack on target causes maximum damage, his attacker dies ",
    "4376": "If next attack on target causes maximum damage, the moon vanishes ",
    "4377": "If next attack on target causes maximum damage, winter begins now ",
    "4378": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target becomes an undead ",
    "4379": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target combusts violently ",
    "4380": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target is fully healed ",
    "4381": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target melts like butter ",
    "4382": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target shatters like glass ",
    "4383": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target shrinks by 75% ",
    "4384": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target turns invisible ",
    "4385": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target turns to steam ",
    "4386": "If reduced to five or fewer hit points, target attacks himself ",
    "4387": "If reduced to five or fewer hit points, target goes berserk ",
    "4388": "If reduced to one hit point, target becomes a lich ",
    "4389": "If reduced to one hit point, target is Healed but loses one level ",
    "4390": "If struck by Dispel Magic, target ceases to exist for 1d10 rounds ",
    "4391": "If struck by Dispel Magic, target is rendered squeaky clean ",
    "4392": "If struck by Dispel Magic, target loses 1d100 hit points ",
    "4393": "If struck by Dispel Magic, target's skeleton disintegrates ",
    "4394": "If target attempts to teleport, his nervous system stays behind ",
    "4395": "If target disembowels himself, he's 10% likely to become a god ",
    "4396": "If target draws a weapon, he can't sheathe it again for 4d6 hours ",
    "4397": "If target draws a weapon, he can't sheathe it until he's wounded  ",
    "4398": "If target draws a weapon, he can't use it for 1d4 rounds ",
    "4399": "If target draws a weapon, it's  5% likely to shatter outright ",
    "4400": "If target eats raw meat, he bleeds from the ears for 4d4 rounds ",
    "4401": "If target eats raw meat, he has visions of a possible future ",
    "4402": "If target eats raw meat, he has visions of his own death ",
    "4403": "If target eats raw meat, he succumbs to voracious bloodlust ",
    "4404": "If target eats raw meat, he's thrown into the nearest river  ",
    "4405": "If target eats raw meat, it increases in volume by a factor of 10 ",
    "4406": "If target eats raw meat, it turns to hot ashes in his stomach ",
    "4407": "If target has a shield, it becomes fused to his arm ",
    "4408": "If target has a shield, it claps shut on his arm like a clamshell ",
    "4409": "If target has a shield, it now weighs 500 pounds ",
    "4410": "If target has a shield, it vanishes, taking his arm with it ",
    "4411": "If target has any charged magic items, they discharge on him ",
    "4412": "If target has any charged magic items, they turn to wood ",
    "4413": "If target has any charged magic items, they're fully recharged ",
    "4414": "If target has any charged magic items, they're inert until dawn ",
    "4415": "If target has any leather, he sprouts horns like a bull ",
    "4416": "If target has any leather, he's soaked with lamp oil ",
    "4417": "If target has any leather, it rots over 1d10 rounds ",
    "4418": "If target has any leather, the cows that yielded it seek revenge ",
    "4419": "If target has slain anyone recently, he goes insane until dawn ",
    "4420": "If target has slain anyone recently, he's attacked by vultures ",
    "4421": "If target is aware of any poison nearby, he begins shrieking ",
    "4422": "If target is aware of any poison nearby, he thinks it's delicious ",
    "4423": "If target is aware of any poison nearby, he tries to ingest it ",
    "4424": "If target is aware of any poison nearby, he's immune to it ",
    "4425": "If target is beheaded, a spectacular lightshow ensues ",
    "4426": "If target is beheaded, a winged horse springs from his neck-stump ",
    "4427": "If target is beheaded, anyone nearby is stricken blind for 1 turn ",
    "4428": "If target is beheaded, he grows a new head facing backwards ",
    "4429": "If target is beheaded, he grows a new head just like the caster's ",
    "4430": "If target is beheaded, he's 10% likely to possess his slayer ",
    "4431": "If target is beheaded, he's 40% likely to grow a new head ",
    "4432": "If target is beheaded, his blood turns to very strong acid ",
    "4433": "If target is beheaded, his body combusts and races to the horizon ",
    "4434": "If target is beheaded, his body defends his slayer for 2d10 turns ",
    "4435": "If target is beheaded, his body deflates like a balloon ",
    "4436": "If target is beheaded, his body seeks political office ",
    "4437": "If target is beheaded, his body still lives a long and happy life ",
    "4438": "If target is beheaded, his body tries to behead his slayer ",
    "4439": "If target is beheaded, his head becomes undead ",
    "4440": "If target is beheaded, his head bounces away like a rubber ball ",
    "4441": "If target is beheaded, his head explodes as a 10HD fireball ",
    "4442": "If target is beheaded, his head floats away like a balloon ",
    "4443": "If target is beheaded, his head rolls to the highest mountaintop ",
    "4444": "If target is beheaded, his head speaks prophecy for 1d4 rounds ",
    "4445": "If target is beheaded, his head turns to solid gold ",
    "4446": "If target is beheaded, his slayer disgorges 1d6 gallons of blood ",
    "4447": "If target is beheaded, his slayer is Stunned for 1d4 hours ",
    "4448": "If target is beheaded, his slayer must Save vs Will or go insane ",
    "4449": "If target is beheaded, his slayer receives 10d1000 gold pieces ",
    "4450": "If target is beheaded, his slayer then tries to behead himself ",
    "4451": "If target is beheaded, lightning bolts discharge from his neck ",
    "4452": "If target is beheaded, no one now nearby can ever be resurrected ",
    "4453": "If target is beheaded, two identical heads sprout from his neck ",
    "4454": "If target is carrying a magical weapon, he loses 1d8 hit points ",
    "4455": "If target is carrying a magical weapon, he regains 1d8 hit points ",
    "4456": "If target is carrying a magical weapon, it is burned to slag ",
    "4457": "If target is carrying a magical weapon, it mimics his personality ",
    "4458": "If target is carrying a pouch, he tries to climb into it ",
    "4459": "If target is carrying a pouch, it becomes a small Bag of Holding ",
    "4460": "If target is carrying a pouch, it contains 1d100 gold pieces ",
    "4461": "If target is carrying a pouch, it inflates like a hot air balloon ",
    "4462": "If target is carrying any food, he turns into a werewolf ",
    "4463": "If target is carrying any gold, he can hurl one 10HD fireball ",
    "4464": "If target is carrying any gold, he changes alignment until sunset ",
    "4465": "If target is carrying any gold, he's struck by lightning ",
    "4466": "If target is carrying any water, it becomes toxic to him ",
    "4467": "If target is carrying any wood, he attempts to devour it ",
    "4468": "If target is carrying any wood, it explodes into fiery splinters ",
    "4469": "If target is carrying any wood, it smolders until sunset ",
    "4470": "If target is carrying any wood, it turns to sawdust ",
    "4471": "If target is carrying rope, he ties himself to a nearby tree ",
    "4472": "If target is carrying rope, he winds it tightly about his neck ",
    "4473": "If target is carrying rope, it can't be cut by non-magical means ",
    "4474": "If target is carrying rope, it threads itself through his flesh ",
    "4475": "If target is currently injured he begins aging one year per round ",
    "4476": "If target is cut by a metal weapon, he loses 2d10 gold pieces ",
    "4477": "If target is cut by a metal weapon, he won't heal naturally ",
    "4478": "If target is cut by a metal weapon, his limbs turn invisible ",
    "4479": "If target is cut by a metal weapon, it sizzles violently ",
    "4480": "If target is cut by a metal weapon, that injury quickly rusts  ",
    "4481": "If target is cut by a metal weapon, that weapon quickly rusts ",
    "4482": "If target is now bleeding, fire can't harm him for 2d4 days ",
    "4483": "If target is now bleeding, he begins to drown as though submerged ",
    "4484": "If target is now bleeding, he's hereafter susceptible to rust ",
    "4485": "If target is now bleeding, his weapon is +4 for 2d4 hours ",
    "4486": "If target is now bleeding, the ground at his feet heats to 500� ",
    "4487": "If target is now carrying any food, he contracts advanced leprosy ",
    "4488": "If target is now carrying any food, he loses 1d100 hit points ",
    "4489": "If target is now carrying any food, he teleports 2d10 miles ",
    "4490": "If target is now standing, he can't sit or lie down for 8d6 hours ",
    "4491": "If target is now standing, he levitates helplessly for 2d8 rounds ",
    "4492": "If target is now standing, he's now standing on tall stilts ",
    "4493": "If target is now standing, his legs double in length ",
    "4494": "If target is now wet, he suffers sudden heat exhaustion ",
    "4495": "If target is slain by a blade, he can never be resurrected ",
    "4496": "If target is slain by fire, he explodes as a 20HD fireball ",
    "4497": "If target is slain by fire, he resurrects in 1d4 days ",
    "4498": "If target is slain by fire, his ashes are scattered over the sea ",
    "4499": "If target is slain by fire, the nearest forest is also set ablaze ",
    "4500": "If target is slain in the next 24 hours, he becomes a god ",
    "4501": "If target is slain in the next 24 hours, he can't be resurrected ",
    "4502": "If target is slain in the next 24 hours, he resurrects at sunrise ",
    "4503": "If target is slain in the next 24 hours, winter begins at once ",
    "4504": "If target is slain, a spring bubbles up from beneath his corpse ",
    "4505": "If target is slain, a virulent plague breaks out in a nearby city ",
    "4506": "If target is slain, all trees within 10 miles vanish ",
    "4507": "If target is slain, all within 10 miles are overcome by grief ",
    "4508": "If target is slain, he becomes an undead servant for his slayer ",
    "4509": "If target is slain, he forever haunts the dreams of his slayer ",
    "4510": "If target is slain, his allies all attack his slayer ",
    "4511": "If target is slain, his allies quickly forget him and move on ",
    "4512": "If target is slain, his corpse completely decays in 1d4 rounds ",
    "4513": "If target is slain, his corpse embraces his slayer and combusts ",
    "4514": "If target is slain, his corpse turns to wax within 1d10 rounds ",
    "4515": "If target is slain, his slayer must Save or die along with him ",
    "4516": "If target is slain, his soul can't leave his body ",
    "4517": "If target is slain, his soul is sent to the wrong plane ",
    "4518": "If target is slain, the caster is under a Geas to resurrect him ",
    "4519": "If target is slain, the caster must inform his next of kin ",
    "4520": "If target is wearing animal hide, he becomes an animal until dawn ",
    "4521": "If target is wearing animal hide, he hides like an animal ",
    "4522": "If target is wearing animal hide, he thinks that he's that animal ",
    "4523": "If target is wearing animal hide, he tries to eat it ",
    "4524": "If target is wearing animal hide, it animates and attacks him ",
    "4525": "If target is wearing any rings, he has a spiritual revelation ",
    "4526": "If target is wearing any rings, he's immune to magic until sunset ",
    "4527": "If target is wearing any rings, his hands retract into his wrists ",
    "4528": "If target is wearing any rings, they ignite on his fingers ",
    "4529": "If target is wearing armor, he is unable to remove it ",
    "4530": "If target is wearing armor, he teleports into the nearest town ",
    "4531": "If target is wearing armor, he thinks it's part of his body ",
    "4532": "If target is wearing armor, he's attacked by 1d4 alligators ",
    "4533": "If target is wearing armor, he's blinded until he removes it ",
    "4534": "If target is wearing armor, he's hurled into the nearest river  ",
    "4535": "If target is wearing armor, he's soaked with lamp oil ",
    "4536": "If target is wearing armor, he's struck by lightning ",
    "4537": "If target is wearing armor, it clatters noisily in the dark ",
    "4538": "If target is wearing armor, it constricts painfully about him ",
    "4539": "If target is wearing armor, it has a +2 AC bonus until sunrise ",
    "4540": "If target is wearing armor, it heats to 500� ",
    "4541": "If target is wearing armor, it rattles violently for 1d10 hours ",
    "4542": "If target is wearing armor, it teleports 2d6 yards  ",
    "4543": "If target is wearing armor, it turns invisible ",
    "4544": "If target is wearing armor, it vanishes for 1d10 rounds ",
    "4545": "If target is wearing armor, it's as supple as silk until sunset ",
    "4546": "If target is wearing armor, it's restored to brand-new condition ",
    "4547": "If target is wearing armor, rain falls heavily for 1d10 days ",
    "4548": "If target is wearing armor, the ground beneath him gives way ",
    "4549": "If target is wearing shoes, his feet become chicken's feet ",
    "4550": "If target is wielding a weapon, he suffers severe frostbite ",
    "4551": "If target kills an ally within one turn, he'll be fully Healed ",
    "4552": "If target kills anyone in the next hour, he vanishes for 2d4 days ",
    "4553": "If target lights a fire, he feels an urge to put his hands in it ",
    "4554": "If target lights a fire, he is overwhelmingly afraid of it ",
    "4555": "If target lights a fire, he perceives omens in its burning embers ",
    "4556": "If target lights a fire, his clothing ignites ",
    "4557": "If target loses a finger, he deliberately cuts off another one ",
    "4558": "If target loses a finger, that hand shrivels and dies ",
    "4559": "If target moves more than 10 yards from this spot, he dies ",
    "4560": "If target now has fewer than 1d100 hit points, he's fully Healed ",
    "4561": "If target now has more than 20 hit points, he loses 1d100  ",
    "4562": "If target sees an open pit, he tries to bury himself in it ",
    "4563": "If target sees an open pit, he's attacked by something in it ",
    "4564": "If target sits or lies down, he can't stand again for 8d6 hours ",
    "4565": "If target sits or lies down, he teleports 1d100 yards  ",
    "4566": "If target sits or lies down, he's attacked by glowing beetles ",
    "4567": "If target sits or lies down, he's covered by a light frost ",
    "4568": "If target sleeps more than eight hours, he's struck by lightning ",
    "4569": "If target teleports, he arrives holding two buckets of paint ",
    "4570": "If target teleports, his skeleton teleports to this spot ",
    "4571": "If target uses a doorway in the next hour, he turns to stone ",
    "4572": "If target wields an axe, he thinks he's the archetypal Dwarf ",
    "4573": "If target wields an axe, he tries to decapitate himself with it ",
    "4574": "If target wields an axe, he's attacked by the nearest tree ",
    "4575": "If target worships a deity, he claims to speak for the deity ",
    "4576": "If target worships a deity, he forsakes that deity for another ",
    "4577": "If target worships a deity, he thinks he's that deity's avatar ",
    "4578": "If target worships a deity, he thinks the deity is talking to him ",
    "4579": "If target's hands touch, they adhere to each other until dawn ",
    "4580": "If target's weapon is metal, his hand turns to similar metal ",
    "4581": "If target's weapon is metal, it turns to glass for 1d4 rounds ",
    "4582": "If target's weapon is metal, it turns to wood and vice versa ",
    "4583": "If target's weapon is metal, it's now indestructible ",
    "4584": "Innumerable bats flutter around the target each day at twilight ",
    "4585": "Insects constantly swarm around the target from now on ",
    "4586": "Magic items are unreliable for the target for 2d4-1 days ",
    "4587": "Magic items function at 50% power when target uses them ",
    "4588": "Meat turns to gravel as it moves through target's digestive tract ",
    "4589": "Melancholy chants issue from the target's weapon during battle ",
    "4590": "Metal weapons are immune to magic while target wields them ",
    "4591": "Metal weapons are invisible to target while he wields them ",
    "4592": "Metal weapons chime pleasantly when they strike the caster ",
    "4593": "Metal weapons do not conduct electricity while target wields them ",
    "4594": "Metal weapons seem 10X heavier to target while he wields them ",
    "4595": "Metal weapons seem to hum with power when target wields them ",
    "4596": "Metal weapons seem weightless to target during combat ",
    "4597": "Metal weapons strike sparks against target's body like flint ",
    "4598": "Music causes the target to weep tears of blood ",
    "4599": "Music inspires savage bloodlust in the target ",
    "4600": "Nearest horse adopts the target's personality ",
    "4601": "Nearest horse brutally attacks the target until one is dead ",
    "4602": "Nearest pine tree crushes the target's home, wherever it is ",
    "4603": "Nearest pine tree pelts the target with jagged pine cones ",
    "4604": "Nearest pine tree sounds like the target when the wind blows ",
    "4605": "Nearest pine tree sprays the target with boiling, caustic sap  ",
    "4606": "Nearest zombie appears in the area under the target's command ",
    "4607": "Nearest zombie attacks the target until one is destroyed ",
    "4608": "Nearest zombie follows the target everywhere ",
    "4609": "Nearest zombie steals something precious to target, then flees ",
    "4610": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target have a +4 bonus to damage ",
    "4611": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target heal rather than inflict damage ",
    "4612": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target inflict burning damage like fire ",
    "4613": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target inflict only illusionary damage ",
    "4614": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target inflict only minimum damage ",
    "4615": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target leave him breathless and exhausted ",
    "4616": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target leave him soaked with brine ",
    "4617": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target wound a nearby tree instead ",
    "4618": "Next 1d4 creatures slain by target combust immediately ",
    "4619": "Next 1d4 creatures slain by target immediately rise as undead ",
    "4620": "Next 1d4 creatures slain by target turn invisible upon death ",
    "4621": "Next 1d4 creatures slain by target very rapidly decompose ",
    "4622": "Next 1d4 hours seem like a dream to the target ",
    "4623": "Next 1d4 rounds seem to last a full day to the target ",
    "4624": "Next 2d4 spells cast at target are invisible in effect ",
    "4625": "Next 2d4 spells cast at target function as the current spell ",
    "4626": "Next 2d4 spells cast at target function at 2X normal power ",
    "4627": "Next 2d4 spells cast at target strike random targets nearby  ",
    "4628": "Next horse touched by target becomes ravenously carnivorous ",
    "4629": "Next horse touched by target can never again be ridden by mortals ",
    "4630": "Next horse touched by target shrinks by 75% ",
    "4631": "Next horse touched by target turns into a small dinosaur ",
    "4632": "Next magic item handled by target appears as supple as clay ",
    "4633": "Next magic item handled by target can again never be used by him ",
    "4634": "Next magic item handled by target can't be used by anyone else ",
    "4635": "Next magic item handled by target drains 1d10 hit points from him ",
    "4636": "Next magic item handled by target expresses deep hatred for him ",
    "4637": "Next magic item handled by target expresses deep love for him ",
    "4638": "Next magic item handled by target is etched with his fingerprints ",
    "4639": "Next magic item handled by target is invisible while he uses it ",
    "4640": "Next magic item handled by target leaves colorful trails of light ",
    "4641": "Next magic item handled by target leaves weird scars on his hands ",
    "4642": "Next magic item handled by target makes him think he's drowning ",
    "4643": "Next magic item handled by target makes his hands go numb ",
    "4644": "Next magic item handled by target restores 1d10 hit points ",
    "4645": "Next magic item handled by target seems to him to be 1,000� ",
    "4646": "Next magic item handled by target seems to him to be 10X heavier ",
    "4647": "Next magic item handled by target shines like a beacon to undead ",
    "4648": "Next magic item handled by target smells like manure for 3d8 days ",
    "4649": "Next magic item handled by target tries to control his mind ",
    "4650": "Next magic item handled by target works at 2X normal power ",
    "4651": "Next magic item handled by target works contrary to his wishes ",
    "4652": "Next person to wound the target absorbs half of the damage ",
    "4653": "Next person to wound the target can harm no one else until sunset ",
    "4654": "Next person to wound the target hallucinates wildly for one turn ",
    "4655": "Next person to wound the target inflicts maximum damage ",
    "4656": "Next person to wound the target is attacked by vermin ",
    "4657": "Next person to wound the target is immediately chained to him ",
    "4658": "Next person to wound the target is paralyzed for 1d10 rounds ",
    "4659": "Next person to wound the target is splattered with fish guts ",
    "4660": "Next person to wound the target is stricken blind until sunset ",
    "4661": "Next person to wound the target is swarmed by aggressive bees ",
    "4662": "Next person to wound the target is thrown into the nearest well ",
    "4663": "Next person to wound the target is worshipped by vermin ",
    "4664": "Next person to wound the target must Save or fall unconscious  ",
    "4665": "Next person to wound the target races to the nearest graveyard ",
    "4666": "Next person to wound the target resembles him for 1d20 hours  ",
    "4667": "Next person to wound the target sees fires blazing all around him ",
    "4668": "Next person to wound the target suffers 2X the damage inflicted ",
    "4669": "Next person to wound the target suffers equal damage ",
    "4670": "Next person to wound the target suffers overpowering vertigo ",
    "4671": "Next person to wound the target suffers the damage instead  ",
    "4672": "Next person to wound the target teleports 1d4 miles away ",
    "4673": "Next person to wound the target teleports 4d8 yards straight up ",
    "4674": "Next person to wound the target then attacks the caster ",
    "4675": "Next person to wound the target then flees to the nearest forest ",
    "4676": "Next person to wound the target thinks he'll die before nightfall ",
    "4677": "Next person to wound the target thinks he's drowning for one turn ",
    "4678": "Next person to wound the target thinks that he's slain the target ",
    "4679": "Next person to wound the target totally disarms himself ",
    "4680": "Next person to wound the target will soon be abducted by undead  ",
    "4681": "Next person wounded by target must Save or age 1d6 years ",
    "4682": "Next person wounded by target must Save or be attacked by vermin ",
    "4683": "Next person wounded by target must Save or be Charmed by him ",
    "4684": "Next person wounded by target must Save or be poisoned ",
    "4685": "Next person wounded by target must Save or be stricken mute ",
    "4686": "Next person wounded by target must Save or contract leprosy ",
    "4687": "Next person wounded by target must Save or drop to one hit point ",
    "4688": "Next person wounded by target must Save or flee panic-stricken ",
    "4689": "Next person wounded by target must Save or shrink by 5d10% ",
    "4690": "Next person wounded by target must Save or teleport 1d4 miles ",
    "4691": "Next puddle stepped in by target absolves him of sin ",
    "4692": "Next puddle stepped in by target causes him to hallucinate ",
    "4693": "Next puddle stepped in by target changes his alignment until dawn  ",
    "4694": "Next puddle stepped in by target contains a small sea monster ",
    "4695": "Next puddle stepped in by target drenches him from head to toe ",
    "4696": "Next puddle stepped in by target explodes as a 6HD fireball ",
    "4697": "Next puddle stepped in by target hardens like cement ",
    "4698": "Next puddle stepped in by target inspires him to megalomania ",
    "4699": "Next puddle stepped in by target is a 16HD water elemental ",
    "4700": "Next puddle stepped in by target is highly concentrated acid ",
    "4701": "Next puddle stepped in by target sends him to Elemental Water ",
    "4702": "Next puddle stepped in by target teleports him to a nearby lake ",
    "4703": "Next puddle stepped in by target throws him 3d10 yards in the air ",
    "4704": "Next puddle stepped in by target turns to glass ",
    "4705": "Next time target touches a tree, he must Save or turn to wood ",
    "4706": "Next time target touches a tree, he's attacked by 1d100 squirrels ",
    "4707": "Next time target touches a tree, he's buried in a heap of sawdust ",
    "4708": "Next time target touches a tree, he's overgrown with stiff bark ",
    "4709": "Next weapon to wound target absorbs water like a sponge ",
    "4710": "Next weapon to wound target afflicts its wielder with narcolepsy ",
    "4711": "Next weapon to wound target appears as porous as a sponge ",
    "4712": "Next weapon to wound target appears to be made of diamond ",
    "4713": "Next weapon to wound target becomes as black as coal forever ",
    "4714": "Next weapon to wound target begins aging 1d100 years per round ",
    "4715": "Next weapon to wound target burns like magnesium for 1d10 rounds ",
    "4716": "Next weapon to wound target can never wound him again thereafter ",
    "4717": "Next weapon to wound target can't harm him for 1d8 days ",
    "4718": "Next weapon to wound target disintegrates if it wounds him again ",
    "4719": "Next weapon to wound target embeds itself in a nearby tree ",
    "4720": "Next weapon to wound target exudes acrid steam for 1d4 weeks ",
    "4721": "Next weapon to wound target heals him if it wounds him again ",
    "4722": "Next weapon to wound target heals its wielder by an equal amount ",
    "4723": "Next weapon to wound target identifies him as its rightful owner ",
    "4724": "Next weapon to wound target inflicts 10X the rolled damage ",
    "4725": "Next weapon to wound target is  5% likely to change his sex ",
    "4726": "Next weapon to wound target is +1 until he's wounded again ",
    "4727": "Next weapon to wound target is 10% likely to change his alignment ",
    "4728": "Next weapon to wound target is 10% likely to destroy his soul ",
    "4729": "Next weapon to wound target is 60% likely to shatter ",
    "4730": "Next weapon to wound target is believed to be a mighty artifact ",
    "4731": "Next weapon to wound target is crushed into a small cube ",
    "4732": "Next weapon to wound target is engraved with his name ",
    "4733": "Next weapon to wound target is forever after -1 ToHit ",
    "4734": "Next weapon to wound target is frozen in a large block of ice ",
    "4735": "Next weapon to wound target is intensely magnetic ",
    "4736": "Next weapon to wound target is invisible to him forever after ",
    "4737": "Next weapon to wound target is jealously sought by collectors ",
    "4738": "Next weapon to wound target is older than the entire universe ",
    "4739": "Next weapon to wound target is pinned beneath a nearby boulder ",
    "4740": "Next weapon to wound target is replaced by a nearly exact replica ",
    "4741": "Next weapon to wound target is soon confiscated by demons ",
    "4742": "Next weapon to wound target is thereafter +1 to hit him ",
    "4743": "Next weapon to wound target is thereafter +4 ToHit him ",
    "4744": "Next weapon to wound target is thereafter indestructible ",
    "4745": "Next weapon to wound target is thereafter terribly afraid of him ",
    "4746": "Next weapon to wound target leaps 1d100 rounds into the future ",
    "4747": "Next weapon to wound target likewise wounds his attacker ",
    "4748": "Next weapon to wound target makes him suffer apocalyptic visions ",
    "4749": "Next weapon to wound target must Save or melt like a candle ",
    "4750": "Next weapon to wound target must Save or shrink by 5d10 + 45% ",
    "4751": "Next weapon to wound target penalizes its wielder's AC by 5 ",
    "4752": "Next weapon to wound target turns out to be a mighty artifact  ",
    "4753": "Next weapon to wound target turns to stone ",
    "4754": "Next weapon to wound target vanishes for 1d10 rounds ",
    "4755": "Next weapon to wound target was forged from his own bones ",
    "4756": "Next weapon to wound target was forged on a distant world ",
    "4757": "No one speaks to target for 2d4-1 days ",
    "4758": "No one speaks to target until he spills his own blood ",
    "4759": "Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were a salt lick ",
    "4760": "Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were food ",
    "4761": "Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were one of them ",
    "4762": "Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were undead ",
    "4763": "Normal voices seem deafeningly loud to the target ",
    "4764": "Normal voices seem ghostly and haunting to the target ",
    "4765": "Normal voices seem to echo imperiously to the target ",
    "4766": "Normal voices seem to resonate in the target's bones ",
    "4767": "On target's back is a button that, if pushed, lights up his head ",
    "4768": "On target's back is a button that, if pushed, makes him giggle ",
    "4769": "On target's back is a button that, if pushed, makes him glow blue ",
    "4770": "On target's back is a button that, if pushed, makes him sweat ",
    "4771": "Once per day, target can make a sound like a cannon  ",
    "4772": "Once per day, target can turn all wheels nearby invisible ",
    "4773": "One of target's allies thinks that target is an avatar of his god ",
    "4774": "One of target's arms becomes as supple as rope during combat ",
    "4775": "One of target's arms can bend in 1d4 additional places ",
    "4776": "One of target's arms is as durable as steel, but only when wet ",
    "4777": "One of target's arms is bent like a corkscrew ",
    "4778": "One of target's arms is bent like a shepherd's crook ",
    "4779": "One of target's arms is replaced by a duplicate of his head ",
    "4780": "One of target's arms is stripped to the bone but works normally ",
    "4781": "One of target's arms loses all bone but functions like a tentacle ",
    "4782": "One of target's arms turns into a small replica of his leg ",
    "4783": "One of target's arms turns to a lion's foreleg ",
    "4784": "One of target's eyes migrates to the back of his head ",
    "4785": "One of target's feet is fused into an anvil ",
    "4786": "One of target's feet rotates 180� at the ankle ",
    "4787": "One of target's hands appears to have been flattened by a hammer ",
    "4788": "One of target's hands becomes hideously contorted and deformed ",
    "4789": "One of target's hands can pass through solid steel ",
    "4790": "One of target's hands can pass through stone ",
    "4791": "One of target's hands can't be cut by non-magical metal ",
    "4792": "One of target's hands dissolves in water like a sand castle ",
    "4793": "One of target's hands figures prominently in the apocalypse ",
    "4794": "One of target's hands glows brightly in the presence of magic  ",
    "4795": "One of target's hands is fireproof, but he never knows which one ",
    "4796": "One of target's hands is fireproof; the other hand vanishes ",
    "4797": "One of target's hands is immune to bludgeoning weapons ",
    "4798": "One of target's hands is impervious to beam-based magic spells ",
    "4799": "One of target's hands is impervious to magical cold ",
    "4800": "One of target's hands is invisible to undead ",
    "4801": "One of target's hands is shaped like an orangutan's hand ",
    "4802": "One of target's hands migrates to the top of his head ",
    "4803": "One of target's hands oozes a viscous liquid like sap ",
    "4804": "One of target's hands shines like a beacon if clenched in a fist ",
    "4805": "One of target's hands turns into a hoof ",
    "4806": "One of target's hands turns into a perfect cube of granite  ",
    "4807": "One of target's hands turns into a replica of a rabbit's head ",
    "4808": "One of target's hands turns into sponge ",
    "4809": "One of target's hands, when clenched, looks like a small head ",
    "4810": "One of target's legs and one of his arms become as clear as glass ",
    "4811": "One of target's legs and one of his arms seem to be made of wood ",
    "4812": "One of target's legs and one of his arms shrink by 50% ",
    "4813": "One of target's legs and one of his arms turn invisible ",
    "4814": "One of target's limbs acquires intelligence hostile to him ",
    "4815": "One of target's limbs always seems to be soaked with milk ",
    "4816": "One of target's limbs appears to be made of diamond ",
    "4817": "One of target's limbs becomes wildly disobedient during combat ",
    "4818": "One of target's limbs can appear identical to his other limbs ",
    "4819": "One of target's limbs can be Dispelled as an illusion ",
    "4820": "One of target's limbs can never be rendered invisible ",
    "4821": "One of target's limbs can't be armored in combat ",
    "4822": "One of target's limbs develops an intense hatred for the others ",
    "4823": "One of target's limbs falls off and tries to escape ",
    "4824": "One of target's limbs glows bright blue in the dark ",
    "4825": "One of target's limbs is affected as by the spell Slow ",
    "4826": "One of target's limbs is as hard as steel during combat ",
    "4827": "One of target's limbs is clearly artificial  ",
    "4828": "One of target's limbs is controlled by caster for 1d10 rounds ",
    "4829": "One of target's limbs is covered in feathers ",
    "4830": "One of target's limbs is entirely indestructible ",
    "4831": "One of target's limbs is impervious to blades during combat ",
    "4832": "One of target's limbs is impervious to polymorph magic ",
    "4833": "One of target's limbs is made of porcelain but functions normally ",
    "4834": "One of target's limbs is paralyzed for 1d6 days ",
    "4835": "One of target's limbs is replaced by a hideous tentacle ",
    "4836": "One of target's limbs is responsible for genocide ",
    "4837": "One of target's limbs is wanted for murder ",
    "4838": "One of target's limbs now juts from the center of his back ",
    "4839": "One of target's limbs regenerates in 1d4 rounds if severed ",
    "4840": "One of target's limbs retracts into his torso when not in use ",
    "4841": "One of target's limbs seems to belong to a different species ",
    "4842": "One of target's limbs shrinks by 1d4% per day ",
    "4843": "One of target's limbs suffers intense pain if he uses magic ",
    "4844": "One of target's limbs turns as green as grass ",
    "4845": "One of target's limbs turns to a tree limb ",
    "4846": "One of target's limbs turns to solid gold ",
    "4847": "One or more of target's allies is plotting to kill him ",
    "4848": "One or more of target's allies thinks that target is a traitor ",
    "4849": "Ordinary water has a powerful emetic effect upon the target ",
    "4850": "Ordinary water induces aggressive incontinence in the target ",
    "4851": "Ordinary water is as intoxicating to target as distilled spirits ",
    "4852": "Ordinary water is incredibly impressive to the target ",
    "4853": "People often mistake the target for a hated enemy ",
    "4854": "People often mistake the target for a statue of the caster ",
    "4855": "People often mistake the target for an undead monstrosity ",
    "4856": "People often mistake the target for someone who gives a damn ",
    "4857": "People who meet target for the first time accuse him of drowning ",
    "4858": "People who meet target for the first time accuse him of treason ",
    "4859": "People who meet target for the first time are intimidated by him ",
    "4860": "People who meet target for the first time are intimidating to him ",
    "4861": "People who meet target for the first time become violently ill ",
    "4862": "People who meet target for the first time feel insulted by him ",
    "4863": "People who meet target for the first time ignore him if he speaks ",
    "4864": "People who meet target for the first time laugh at him derisively ",
    "4865": "People who meet target for the first time lose 1d4 gold pieces ",
    "4866": "People who meet target for the first time mistake him for royalty ",
    "4867": "People who meet target for the first time mock his fashion sense ",
    "4868": "People who meet target for the first time point at him and laugh ",
    "4869": "People who meet target for the first time promptly forget him  ",
    "4870": "People who meet target for the first time refuse to speak to him ",
    "4871": "People who meet target for the first time tend to trust him ",
    "4872": "People who meet target for the first time think he's a corpse ",
    "4873": "People who meet target for the first time think he's a murderer ",
    "4874": "People who meet target for the first time think he's a thief ",
    "4875": "People who meet target for the first time think he's mocking them ",
    "4876": "People who meet target for the first time think he's on fire ",
    "4877": "People who meet target for the first time think he's stupid ",
    "4878": "People who meet target for the first time think that he's a demon ",
    "4879": "People who meet target for the first time think that he's hideous ",
    "4880": "People who meet target for the first time threaten to kill him ",
    "4881": "Phosphorescent beetles teem over target's skin for 2d12 hours ",
    "4882": "Printed text appears hopelessly garbled while target is nearby ",
    "4883": "Rope hisses like a snake while target uses it ",
    "4884": "Rope tends to become hopelessly tangled when target uses it ",
    "4885": "Seltzer water sprays from the target's nose for 1d10 rounds ",
    "4886": "Shimmering lights play over the target's skin during combat ",
    "4887": "Smoke issues from the ground near the target when he's angry ",
    "4888": "Smoke makes the target think that he's being suffocated ",
    "4889": "Smoke pours from target's eyes when he uses or is struck by magic ",
    "4890": "Smoke pours from target's skin as though his bones are ablaze ",
    "4891": "Some common non-magical species adopts the target as its enemy ",
    "4892": "Some common non-magical species is forever invisible to target ",
    "4893": "Some distant creature has been hired to assassinate the target ",
    "4894": "Something from the bottom of a nearby lake attacks the target ",
    "4895": "Sparks fly from target's ears as from a grindstone ",
    "4896": "Sparks fly from target's eyes when he draws a weapon ",
    "4897": "Sparks fly from target's fingertips when he's angry ",
    "4898": "Sparks fly from target's nostrils as he speaks ",
    "4899": "Spectral voices echo everything that the target says ",
    "4900": "Suddenly 1d4 people appear and attack the target ",
    "4901": "Suddenly 1d4 people appear and offer trinkets to the target  ",
    "4902": "Suddenly 1d4 people appear and try to lasso the target ",
    "4903": "Suddenly 1d4 people appear and worship the target ",
    "4904": "Suddenly 1d4 people nearby resemble the target ",
    "4905": "Suddenly 1d4 people nearby wish to assassinate the target ",
    "4906": "Sulfurous mud oozes from target's clothes for 1d8 hours ",
    "4907": "Summoned creatures are at +2 ToHit the target ",
    "4908": "Summoned creatures are Hasted in the target's presence ",
    "4909": "Summoned creatures are invisible to the target ",
    "4910": "Summoned creatures are Slowed in the target's presence ",
    "4911": "Summoned creatures can make no sound in the target's presence ",
    "4912": "Summoned creatures covet the target's possessions ",
    "4913": "Summoned creatures ignore and are unaffected by the target ",
    "4914": "Summoned creatures ignore the target unless he attacks them ",
    "4915": "Summoned creatures ignore the target unless he has a weapon drawn ",
    "4916": "Swords can't come within ten feet of the target for 1d4 rounds ",
    "4917": "Swords in target's presence drip with his blood ",
    "4918": "Swords pass harmlessly through the target's body for 1d4 turns ",
    "4919": "Target acquires a new language and refuses to speak any other ",
    "4920": "Target acquires an exact copy of the caster's spellbook ",
    "4921": "Target acquires scars to match any wounds he inflicts on others ",
    "4922": "Target acts as though he doesn't really exist ",
    "4923": "Target acts as though he's the only person who really exists ",
    "4924": "Target acts as though his fingers are readily replaceable  ",
    "4925": "Target acts as though his head and body are two separate beings ",
    "4926": "Target acts generally like a jerk toward his friends and allies ",
    "4927": "Target acts like a child for 10d10 rounds ",
    "4928": "Target acts like a horse for 1d4 turns ",
    "4929": "Target adds 1d4 to each attribute score for 2d12 hours ",
    "4930": "Target affects an air of ostentatious wealth even if he's poor ",
    "4931": "Target ages 1d10 years per day for the next 1d4 weeks ",
    "4932": "Target ages 1d1000 years; if he lives, he's not subject to aging ",
    "4933": "Target ages 1d4 years each time he says his name ",
    "4934": "Target ages 1d4 years each time he's cut by a claw or fang ",
    "4935": "Target ages 1d4 years each time he's cut by a metal blade ",
    "4936": "Target ages 1d4 years each time his weapon injures someone  ",
    "4937": "Target ages at 2X normal rate unless he has a coin in his mouth ",
    "4938": "Target ages at 2X normal rate while not in direct sunlight ",
    "4939": "Target ages one year for each hit point of fire damage he suffers ",
    "4940": "Target ages one year per round spent in the caster's presence ",
    "4941": "Target ages plus or minus 1d10 years each hour ",
    "4942": "Target always attacks the foe he's least likely to defeat ",
    "4943": "Target always fails to consider the consequences ",
    "4944": "Target always knows the location of the nearest giraffe ",
    "4945": "Target and his possessions are stripped of any enchantments ",
    "4946": "Target and nearest zombie are chained together nearby ",
    "4947": "Target and nearest zombie are often mistaken for each other ",
    "4948": "Target and nearest zombie exchange bodies ",
    "4949": "Target and nearest zombie form an unholy alliance ",
    "4950": "Target and the nearest horse exchange bodies ",
    "4951": "Target and the nearest horse exchange clothing ",
    "4952": "Target and the next person he attacks are invisible to each other ",
    "4953": "Target and the next person he attacks are soaked with icy brine ",
    "4954": "Target and the next person he attacks both shrink by 5d10% ",
    "4955": "Target and the next person he attacks each lose 2d8 hit points ",
    "4956": "Target and the next person he attacks fall unconscious until dawn ",
    "4957": "Target and the next person he attacks freeze solid ",
    "4958": "Target and the next person he attacks teleport 1d4 miles away ",
    "4959": "Target and the next person he attacks vanish for 10d10 rounds ",
    "4960": "Target appears to be 1d100 years older than he really is ",
    "4961": "Target appears to be 1d20 inches taller than he really is ",
    "4962": "Target appears to be a hideous corpse until dawn tomorrow ",
    "4963": "Target appears to be far more menacing than he really is ",
    "4964": "Target appears to be in the middle of a terrible rainstorm ",
    "4965": "Target appears to be made of chocolate until dawn tomorrow ",
    "4966": "Target appears to be soaked in his own blood until dawn tomorrow ",
    "4967": "Target appears to be wearing a cloak of shimmering fire  ",
    "4968": "Target appears to have been assembled out of bamboo ",
    "4969": "Target appears to have been burned beyond recognition  ",
    "4970": "Target appears to have been turned inside-out and then restored ",
    "4971": "Target asserts that a great catastrophe is about to occur ",
    "4972": "Target asserts that a nearby ally is really an illusion ",
    "4973": "Target asserts that a nearby ally is trying to Charm him ",
    "4974": "Target asserts that a vast conspiracy is out to get him ",
    "4975": "Target asserts that all contracts are null and void ",
    "4976": "Target asserts that all gold within 10 miles is counterfeit ",
    "4977": "Target asserts that anyone who bleeds in his presence is a coward ",
    "4978": "Target asserts that anyone who drinks his blood will live forever ",
    "4979": "Target asserts that dangerous organisms live within his flesh ",
    "4980": "Target asserts that death no longer has any power over him ",
    "4981": "Target asserts that fire-based magic has no effect upon him ",
    "4982": "Target asserts that he and the caster have been allies for years ",
    "4983": "Target asserts that he can command undead  ",
    "4984": "Target asserts that he can cure disease and cast out demons ",
    "4985": "Target asserts that he can divine the future, for the right price ",
    "4986": "Target asserts that he can identify poisons by tasting them ",
    "4987": "Target asserts that he can issue divine edicts ",
    "4988": "Target asserts that he can place powerful curses on people ",
    "4989": "Target asserts that he can produce pearls if he eats sand ",
    "4990": "Target asserts that he can summon Earth Elementals by eating dirt ",
    "4991": "Target asserts that he can summon ghosts and phantoms at will ",
    "4992": "Target asserts that he can take the shape of a doppelganger ",
    "4993": "Target asserts that he can talk to Air Elementals at will ",
    "4994": "Target asserts that he can throw lightning bolts at will ",
    "4995": "Target asserts that he can travel between planes at will ",
    "4996": "Target asserts that he can travel freely through time ",
    "4997": "Target asserts that he can turn diamonds into coal by eating them ",
    "4998": "Target asserts that he died 1d4 rounds ago ",
    "4999": "Target asserts that he died 1d4 years ago ",
    "5000": "Target asserts that he has a key that unlocks his skull ",
    "5001": "Target asserts that he has any number of non-verifiable maladies ",
    "5002": "Target asserts that he has only 1d4 hours to live ",
    "5003": "Target asserts that he has the power to bestow godhood ",
    "5004": "Target asserts that he has the power to create and destroy souls ",
    "5005": "Target asserts that he heals quickly and has a metal skeleton ",
    "5006": "Target asserts that he intends to raze the nearest city ",
    "5007": "Target asserts that he is descended from mighty kings ",
    "5008": "Target asserts that he is the caster's father ",
    "5009": "Target asserts that he knows exactly who is destined to kill him ",
    "5010": "Target asserts that he knows the location of a secret holy book ",
    "5011": "Target asserts that he knows the location of a vast treasure ",
    "5012": "Target asserts that he knows when, where, and how he'll die ",
    "5013": "Target asserts that he must choose which of his allies must die ",
    "5014": "Target asserts that he was bitten by a werewolf one month ago ",
    "5015": "Target asserts that he will become omnipotent upon death ",
    "5016": "Target asserts that he will go insane unless he eats 1d4 apples ",
    "5017": "Target asserts that he worked as a torturer for the king ",
    "5018": "Target asserts that he'll combust if anyone says his name ",
    "5019": "Target asserts that he'll combust if he draws his weapon too fast ",
    "5020": "Target asserts that he'll combust if he gets wet ",
    "5021": "Target asserts that he'll combust if he reads a map ",
    "5022": "Target asserts that he'll combust if he's outdoors at sunset ",
    "5023": "Target asserts that he'll combust if his blood is spilled ",
    "5024": "Target asserts that he'll die before he sees another winter ",
    "5025": "Target asserts that he'll die during the next rainstorm ",
    "5026": "Target asserts that he'll die if anyone harms the caster ",
    "5027": "Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby dies violently ",
    "5028": "Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby is related to him ",
    "5029": "Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby speaks his name ",
    "5030": "Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby uses magic  ",
    "5031": "Target asserts that he'll die if he changes or cleans his clothes ",
    "5032": "Target asserts that he'll die if he closes his eyes or blinks ",
    "5033": "Target asserts that he'll die if he crosses moving water ",
    "5034": "Target asserts that he'll die if he doesn't receive a pony  ",
    "5035": "Target asserts that he'll die if he draws a weapon in anger ",
    "5036": "Target asserts that he'll die if he draws/sheathes his weapon ",
    "5037": "Target asserts that he'll die if he eats during the next 4d6 days ",
    "5038": "Target asserts that he'll die if he fires any missile weapon ",
    "5039": "Target asserts that he'll die if he opens his eyes ",
    "5040": "Target asserts that he'll die if he sees a rainbow ",
    "5041": "Target asserts that he'll die if he sees his own blood ",
    "5042": "Target asserts that he'll die if he speaks his native language ",
    "5043": "Target asserts that he'll die if he spends any money ",
    "5044": "Target asserts that he'll die if he stops dancing ",
    "5045": "Target asserts that he'll die if he stops talking ",
    "5046": "Target asserts that he'll die if he touches anyone else's blood ",
    "5047": "Target asserts that he'll die if he touches gold  ",
    "5048": "Target asserts that he'll die if he touches ice ",
    "5049": "Target asserts that he'll die if he touches metal ",
    "5050": "Target asserts that he'll die if he uses any magic items ",
    "5051": "Target asserts that he'll die if he uses the word 'the' ",
    "5052": "Target asserts that he'll die if he's cut by a magical blade ",
    "5053": "Target asserts that he'll die if someone tells him to die ",
    "5054": "Target asserts that he'll die in 1d4 rounds  ",
    "5055": "Target asserts that he'll die of biliousness ",
    "5056": "Target asserts that he'll die the next time he eats ",
    "5057": "Target asserts that he'll die the next time he receives first aid ",
    "5058": "Target asserts that he'll die the next time he sleeps ",
    "5059": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he burns all of his clothing ",
    "5060": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he cuts his own throat ",
    "5061": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he cuts off his own hand ",
    "5062": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he destroys his magic items ",
    "5063": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he destroys his weapon ",
    "5064": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he drains all of his blood ",
    "5065": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he drinks strong poison ",
    "5066": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he eats a special mushroom ",
    "5067": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he kills the caster ",
    "5068": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he receives 500 gold pieces ",
    "5069": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he receives 500 gold pieces ",
    "5070": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he stays awake for 2d6 weeks ",
    "5071": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he swallows a magic ring ",
    "5072": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he takes a vow of pacifism ",
    "5073": "Target asserts that he'll die unless his demands are met ",
    "5074": "Target asserts that he'll die unless someone beheads him ",
    "5075": "Target asserts that he'll die unless the caster kills himself ",
    "5076": "Target asserts that he'll die when the caster casts another spell ",
    "5077": "Target asserts that he'll drown in a picture of a lake ",
    "5078": "Target asserts that he'll drown in a small puddle nearby ",
    "5079": "Target asserts that he'll explode if anyone eats food near him ",
    "5080": "Target asserts that he'll go mad if anyone touches him ",
    "5081": "Target asserts that he'll turn into a werewolf if he eats meat ",
    "5082": "Target asserts that he'll turn to diamond when slain ",
    "5083": "Target asserts that he'll vanish forever if he falls asleep ",
    "5084": "Target asserts that he'll vanish forever if he leaves this area ",
    "5085": "Target asserts that he'll vanish into the ground at dawn tomorrow ",
    "5086": "Target asserts that he'll vanish into the sky if he's wounded ",
    "5087": "Target asserts that he's a ghost and must haunt this area ",
    "5088": "Target asserts that he's a highly qualified thoracic surgeon ",
    "5089": "Target asserts that he's a mighty warrior despite the evidence ",
    "5090": "Target asserts that he's a Summoned creature about to be banished ",
    "5091": "Target asserts that he's a traveler from an antique land ",
    "5092": "Target asserts that he's an assassin from the distant future ",
    "5093": "Target asserts that he's an avatar of the caster's deity ",
    "5094": "Target asserts that he's been fatally wounded ",
    "5095": "Target asserts that he's been repeatedly destroyed and rebuilt  ",
    "5096": "Target asserts that he's been replaced by a doppelganger ",
    "5097": "Target asserts that he's brother to dragons and companion to owls  ",
    "5098": "Target asserts that he's come to deliver his people from bondage ",
    "5099": "Target asserts that he's eager to exterminate his species ",
    "5100": "Target asserts that he's found a plot to wipe out his species ",
    "5101": "Target asserts that he's hunting a monster from the distant past ",
    "5102": "Target asserts that he's immune to magic  ",
    "5103": "Target asserts that he's on a quest to destroy a mighty artifact ",
    "5104": "Target asserts that he's on a rock outcrop surrounded by lava ",
    "5105": "Target asserts that he's on the verge of exterminating his race ",
    "5106": "Target asserts that he's one of many clones of the real target ",
    "5107": "Target asserts that he's protected by an unholy host of demons ",
    "5108": "Target asserts that he's rapidly bleeding to death ",
    "5109": "Target asserts that he's responsible for many thousands of deaths ",
    "5110": "Target asserts that he's standing at the bottom of a deep well ",
    "5111": "Target asserts that he's standing on a ledge over an infinite pit ",
    "5112": "Target asserts that he's supernaturally beautiful ",
    "5113": "Target asserts that he's the embodiment of a mighty artifact ",
    "5114": "Target asserts that he's the mightiest warrior in the world ",
    "5115": "Target asserts that he's the world's most powerful magic user  ",
    "5116": "Target asserts that he's transforming into some kind of beast ",
    "5117": "Target asserts that he's unspeakably ugly ",
    "5118": "Target asserts that he's water soluble ",
    "5119": "Target asserts that his actions are in accordance with prophecy ",
    "5120": "Target asserts that his actions shape the destiny of the world ",
    "5121": "Target asserts that his allies have forsaken him ",
    "5122": "Target asserts that his birth occurred under odd circumstances ",
    "5123": "Target asserts that his blood is worth more than gold ",
    "5124": "Target asserts that his body and head are two symbiotic organisms ",
    "5125": "Target asserts that his clothes are writhing with snakes ",
    "5126": "Target asserts that his clothing is trying to kill him ",
    "5127": "Target asserts that his current form isn't his true form ",
    "5128": "Target asserts that his death will be avenged one thousand times ",
    "5129": "Target asserts that his flesh is harder than iron ",
    "5130": "Target asserts that his god owes him a big favor ",
    "5131": "Target asserts that his internal organs are made of pure gold ",
    "5132": "Target asserts that his plans will all culminate at dawn tomorrow ",
    "5133": "Target asserts that his soul will be destroyed if he's injured ",
    "5134": "Target asserts that his touch can induce madness ",
    "5135": "Target asserts that his worst injuries are just a flesh wound ",
    "5136": "Target asserts that no one nearby really exists ",
    "5137": "Target asserts that one of his allies will betray him in a garden ",
    "5138": "Target asserts that poultices of manure can heal any wound ",
    "5139": "Target asserts that puns and rhymes are painful to him ",
    "5140": "Target asserts that secret entities are plotting his downfall ",
    "5141": "Target asserts that someone nearby is the avatar of his god ",
    "5142": "Target asserts that that all food within 10 miles is poisonous ",
    "5143": "Target asserts that the answer to every riddle is 'time' ",
    "5144": "Target asserts that the caster is a fraud and a charlatan ",
    "5145": "Target asserts that the caster is an avatar of his deity ",
    "5146": "Target asserts that the caster's spell functioned as intended ",
    "5147": "Target asserts that the king owes him a huge favor ",
    "5148": "Target asserts that the wages of sin aren't really death ",
    "5149": "Target asserts that the world will end the moment that he dies ",
    "5150": "Target asserts that time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so ",
    "5151": "Target asserts that whoever kills him will become a god ",
    "5152": "Target asserts that whoever slays him will win incredible riches ",
    "5153": "Target attacks anyone he sees using a magic item ",
    "5154": "Target attacks anyone who attacks the caster ",
    "5155": "Target attacks anyone who sees him using a magic item ",
    "5156": "Target attacks anyone who speaks ill of the caster ",
    "5157": "Target attacks anyone who uses magic upon the caster ",
    "5158": "Target attacks the nearest herd animal until he or it is dead ",
    "5159": "Target attacks the next person nearby who says his own name  ",
    "5160": "Target attacks the next person nearby who spends money ",
    "5161": "Target attacks the next person who address him by name ",
    "5162": "Target attacks the next person who draws a weapon nearby ",
    "5163": "Target attacks the toughest, most dangerous creature he can see ",
    "5164": "Target attempts to acquire the caster's spellbook ",
    "5165": "Target attempts to disembowel himself with his bare hands ",
    "5166": "Target attempts to ingest any ink he sees  ",
    "5167": "Target attempts to mimic the caster's every more ",
    "5168": "Target attempts to strangle all trees within 100 yards ",
    "5169": "Target attempts to strangle himself with his bare hands ",
    "5170": "Target attracts all manner of mutants and abominations ",
    "5171": "Target attracts leeches, maggots, slugs, and snails ",
    "5172": "Target babbles incoherently for 2d10 rounds ",
    "5173": "Target barks like a dog when he thinks he sees magic ",
    "5174": "Target becomes a devoted acolyte of some fringe religion ",
    "5175": "Target becomes an albino ",
    "5176": "Target becomes ethereal if wounded by a weapon made of gold ",
    "5177": "Target becomes giddy and mirthful when he's next hit by a weapon ",
    "5178": "Target becomes intensely covetous of any magic item he sees ",
    "5179": "Target becomes intensely hungry following each battle ",
    "5180": "Target becomes nearly insane with rage whenever he says his name ",
    "5181": "Target becomes the caster's most trusted and faithful friend ",
    "5182": "Target becomes violently ill if he eats while in daylight ",
    "5183": "Target becomes violently ill if he eats while sitting ",
    "5184": "Target becomes wildly drunk when he's next hit by a weapon  ",
    "5185": "Target befouls any food or water that he and his allies now carry ",
    "5186": "Target befriends a statue and carries it with him everywhere ",
    "5187": "Target befriends a statue and thinks it gives him good advice ",
    "5188": "Target befriends one of the caster's allies ",
    "5189": "Target befriends the toughest, most dangerous creature he can see ",
    "5190": "Target begs someone to bite off 1d10 of his fingers ",
    "5191": "Target begs someone to set him ablaze ",
    "5192": "Target believes anything the caster says to him ",
    "5193": "Target believes everything that he says ",
    "5194": "Target believes no factual statement he hears uttered in sunlight ",
    "5195": "Target believes that 1d10 of his fingers are intensely magical ",
    "5196": "Target believes that he can't be harmed by a fall from any height ",
    "5197": "Target believes that he can't be slain by metal weapons ",
    "5198": "Target believes that his allies are conspiring to rob him ",
    "5199": "Target believes that nearly everyone is lying to him ",
    "5200": "Target believes that whatever he last ate gave him eternal life ",
    "5201": "Target believes that whatever he last ate is still alive ",
    "5202": "Target believes that whatever he last ate was a powerful toxin ",
    "5203": "Target believes that whatever he last ate was hallucinogenic ",
    "5204": "Target believes that whatever he last ate was his last meal ",
    "5205": "Target believes that whatever he last ate was worth a fortune ",
    "5206": "Target belongs to a cult that requires him to perform horrid acts ",
    "5207": "Target belongs to a cult that will remove his heart within a week ",
    "5208": "Target bleeds from every orifice for 1d6 rounds but is unharmed ",
    "5209": "Target bleeds profusely during combat, even if not wounded ",
    "5210": "Target blows bright blue until he's wounded by a magical weapon ",
    "5211": "Target briefly appears to be undead to anyone who wounds him ",
    "5212": "Target briefly becomes invisible to anyone who wounds him  ",
    "5213": "Target briefly resembles anyone who wounds him ",
    "5214": "Target briefly resembles the target each time he's wounded ",
    "5215": "Target bursts into flame the next time he's totally submerged ",
    "5216": "Target can appear to be covered in moss and lichens at will ",
    "5217": "Target can appear to be twice his true age at will ",
    "5218": "Target can appear totally nondescript and unremarkable at will ",
    "5219": "Target can be commanded by the nearest dragon at will ",
    "5220": "Target can be injured by arrows, but they can't kill him ",
    "5221": "Target can be injured by bludgeons, but they can't kill him ",
    "5222": "Target can be injured by electricity, but it can't kill him ",
    "5223": "Target can be injured by magical cold, but it can't kill him ",
    "5224": "Target can be injured by magical fire, but it can't kill him ",
    "5225": "Target can be injured by magical weapons, but they can't kill him  ",
    "5226": "Target can be injured by water, but it can't kill him ",
    "5227": "Target can be Summoned by the nearest dragon at will ",
    "5228": "Target can become invisible at will but is 15% likely to die ",
    "5229": "Target can become invisible at will if he plucks out his eyes ",
    "5230": "Target can become invisible by drinking a quart of Elf's blood ",
    "5231": "Target can bend his spine 120� midway along its length ",
    "5232": "Target can brachiate like an ape but adopts an ape's proportions  ",
    "5233": "Target can Call Lightning daily but it's 70% likely to strike him ",
    "5234": "Target can cast one Wish spell but permanently dies as a result ",
    "5235": "Target can cause one nearby tree to become invisible for 2d6 days ",
    "5236": "Target can cause one nearby tree to topple as though chopped down ",
    "5237": "Target can cause someone nearby to resemble someone else nearby ",
    "5238": "Target can change the color of his face 2d4 times per day ",
    "5239": "Target can climb like a monkey ",
    "5240": "Target can climb like a monkey but is 40% likely to become one ",
    "5241": "Target can comfortably lift and carry twice his weight in manure ",
    "5242": "Target can Command one nearby humanoid for 1d6 hours  ",
    "5243": "Target can Command one person nearby to defend him to the death ",
    "5244": "Target can Command one person now nearby to attack ",
    "5245": "Target can Command one person now nearby to tell the truth ",
    "5246": "Target can Command the nearest dragon, just once ",
    "5247": "Target can control caster like an undead skeleton for 1d6 rounds ",
    "5248": "Target can delay his voice by 1d4 rounds, 1d4 times per day ",
    "5249": "Target can detect counterfeit gems by tasting them ",
    "5250": "Target can digest soil as readily as meat ",
    "5251": "Target can discern magic items by bleeding on them ",
    "5252": "Target can discern magic items by tasting them ",
    "5253": "Target can dismiss a total of 20HD worth of elementals ",
    "5254": "Target can divine the caster's exact location 1d4 times per day ",
    "5255": "Target can do nothing but scream for 1d8 rounds ",
    "5256": "Target can easily be persuaded to disarm himself ",
    "5257": "Target can erect a four foot high wall of snow once per week ",
    "5258": "Target can exhale fire but is 10% likely to combust and die ",
    "5259": "Target can exhale fire but suffers as much damage as he inflicts ",
    "5260": "Target can fall one yard per point of Wisdom without harm ",
    "5261": "Target can Heal himself at will but ages 1d6 years per hit point ",
    "5262": "Target can Heal himself but his closest ally will die as a result ",
    "5263": "Target can Heal himself but is 5% likely to die each time ",
    "5264": "Target can Heal himself but is 80% likely to drown each time ",
    "5265": "Target can Heal himself but is blinded for 1d20 days each time ",
    "5266": "Target can Heal himself but it costs him 1,000,000 gold pieces ",
    "5267": "Target can Heal himself but only at night if he has one hit point ",
    "5268": "Target can Heal himself four times but loses a limb each time ",
    "5269": "Target can Heal himself if he sacrifices a point of CON each time ",
    "5270": "Target can Heal himself ten times but loses a finger each time ",
    "5271": "Target can hide his weapon inside his body for 2d4 hours per day ",
    "5272": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of bone ",
    "5273": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of coral ",
    "5274": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of glass ",
    "5275": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of gold ",
    "5276": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of iron ",
    "5277": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of lamp oil ",
    "5278": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of lead ",
    "5279": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of poison ",
    "5280": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of stone ",
    "5281": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of wood  ",
    "5282": "Target can issue Commands but is 20% likely to die each time ",
    "5283": "Target can kill the caster outright but will also permanently die ",
    "5284": "Target can kill the caster outright but will never have existed ",
    "5285": "Target can leap one yard straight up per point of Charisma ",
    "5286": "Target can locate any bear within one mile ",
    "5287": "Target can magically Summon a distant relative who despises him ",
    "5288": "Target can magically Summon his own clone once for 1d10 rounds ",
    "5289": "Target can magically Summon the caster 1d4 times for 1d10 rounds ",
    "5290": "Target can magically Summon the corpse some person he killed ",
    "5291": "Target can make his voice issue from any object within 10 feet ",
    "5292": "Target can make his voice issue from any person within  5 feet ",
    "5293": "Target can make his voice seem to be 1d4 octaves higher or lower ",
    "5294": "Target can make his voice seem to be that of someone much older ",
    "5295": "Target can make his whisper heard by anyone in his line of sight ",
    "5296": "Target can make his whisper heard through one foot of stone ",
    "5297": "Target can make one of his arms as supple as rope at will ",
    "5298": "Target can make one of his hands double in size at will ",
    "5299": "Target can mask his scent at will ",
    "5300": "Target can never again address anyone by name ",
    "5301": "Target can never again speak or write his own name ",
    "5302": "Target can never again wear the clothes or armor he's wearing now  ",
    "5303": "Target can never again wield the specific weapon he now wields ",
    "5304": "Target can never be harmed by any weapon now within 10 yards  ",
    "5305": "Target can never be harmed by the specific weapon he now wields ",
    "5306": "Target can never be slain if he cuts off both of legs right now ",
    "5307": "Target can never become invisible to anyone now within 100 miles ",
    "5308": "Target can never become invisible to anyone who has wounded him ",
    "5309": "Target can never become invisible to anyone who knows his name ",
    "5310": "Target can never become invisible without dying ",
    "5311": "Target can no longer conceal his astonishing halitosis  ",
    "5312": "Target can no longer conceal his disdain for magic users ",
    "5313": "Target can no longer conceal his fear of combat ",
    "5314": "Target can no longer conceal his hatred of Dwarves  ",
    "5315": "Target can no longer conceal his insatiable cannibalism  ",
    "5316": "Target can no longer conceal his plans for world domination ",
    "5317": "Target can no longer conceal the fact that he's artificial  ",
    "5318": "Target can no longer conceal the secret of his birth ",
    "5319": "Target can only be killed by a magical weapon that he has wielded ",
    "5320": "Target can only be killed by a weapon forged from his own bones ",
    "5321": "Target can only eat food that he himself has prepared ",
    "5322": "Target can polymorph at will but ages 1d100 years each time ",
    "5323": "Target can polymorph at will but is 10% likely to die each time ",
    "5324": "Target can polymorph at will but is blind in any form but his own ",
    "5325": "Target can read but not speak or write 1d6 additional languages ",
    "5326": "Target can read handwritten text at a distance of 10d10 yards ",
    "5327": "Target can readily be convinced that he doesn't really exist ",
    "5328": "Target can recognize faces only 10% of the time ",
    "5329": "Target can regenerate 1 hit point per round for the next week ",
    "5330": "Target can remove his head for up to 1d4 rounds without harm ",
    "5331": "Target can remove his heart for up to 1d6 rounds without harm ",
    "5332": "Target can retract his ears into his skull at will  ",
    "5333": "Target can retract one of his limbs into his body at will ",
    "5334": "Target can see no farther than 20 yards unless he's barefoot ",
    "5335": "Target can see no farther than 20 yards while in sunlight ",
    "5336": "Target can see secret doors but can't see normal ones ",
    "5337": "Target can see secret doors if he drinks concentrated poison ",
    "5338": "Target can see secret doors if he sacrifices 1d6 hit points ",
    "5339": "Target can see secret doors while yelling and hopping on one foot ",
    "5340": "Target can shine heatless torchlight from his palm at will ",
    "5341": "Target can shine heatless torchlight from the soles of his feet ",
    "5342": "Target can speak only in a full shout while his weapon is drawn ",
    "5343": "Target can speak only in grunts while his weapon is drawn ",
    "5344": "Target can speak only in rhyme while his weapon is drawn ",
    "5345": "Target can speak only in whale song for 1d4 hours ",
    "5346": "Target can speak the language of bears, but they don't listen  ",
    "5347": "Target can speak with flies and gnats ",
    "5348": "Target can speak with livestock but henceforth smells like manure ",
    "5349": "Target can speak with monkeys and apes ",
    "5350": "Target can speak with one corpse per week, but it lies to him ",
    "5351": "Target can speak with one tree per week ",
    "5352": "Target can speak with worms and slugs ",
    "5353": "Target can stride unimpeded in knee-deep snow  ",
    "5354": "Target can stride unimpeded through thigh-deep water ",
    "5355": "Target can subsist on leaves and grass for up to 1d4 weeks ",
    "5356": "Target can subsist on mud, but it tastes incredibly foul to him ",
    "5357": "Target can subsist on mud, but it's highly addictive to him ",
    "5358": "Target can subsist on mud, but regular food is poisonous to him ",
    "5359": "Target can subsist on only 10% of the normal amount of food ",
    "5360": "Target can subsist on water alone while he's at full hit points ",
    "5361": "Target can subsist on water but must drink ten gallons per day ",
    "5362": "Target can Summon and Command an 8HD Earth Elemental 1d6 times ",
    "5363": "Target can teleport 1d4 miles per day but ages 8d8 years per mile ",
    "5364": "Target can teleport 1d4 miles randomly, once per day ",
    "5365": "Target can teleport at will but arrives 1d20 days later ",
    "5366": "Target can teleport at will but arrives with only one hit point ",
    "5367": "Target can teleport at will but is 50% likely to die on arrival ",
    "5368": "Target can teleport half of his body at will ",
    "5369": "Target can teleport one person nearby to the target's home ",
    "5370": "Target can teleport to the caster's location once per month ",
    "5371": "Target can teleport to this location once per month ",
    "5372": "Target can track the caster with astonishing accuracy ",
    "5373": "Target can turn his head completely around without harm ",
    "5374": "Target can understand every language spoken within 10 miles ",
    "5375": "Target can wield his weapon only in his non-dominant hand  ",
    "5376": "Target can Wish the death of someone nearby, but target also dies ",
    "5377": "Target can write but not speak or read 1d6 additional languages ",
    "5378": "Target can't attack anyone for 2d4 rounds ",
    "5379": "Target can't attack anyone until he wounds himself  ",
    "5380": "Target can't attack anyone who doesn't know target's name ",
    "5381": "Target can't attack or be attacked for 2d8 rounds ",
    "5382": "Target can't attack or be attacked until he moves from this spot ",
    "5383": "Target can't attack the caster until at least sunset ",
    "5384": "Target can't attack the caster with any weapons containing metal ",
    "5385": "Target can't attack the caster with any weapons containing wood ",
    "5386": "Target can't attack until he drops his weapons, gear, and clothes ",
    "5387": "Target can't be affected by the caster's magic for 1d6 turns ",
    "5388": "Target can't be affected by the intended spell for 1d4 years ",
    "5389": "Target can't be attacked by anyone or anything for 1d4 rounds ",
    "5390": "Target can't be burned by acid if he cuts off both of his thumbs  ",
    "5391": "Target can't be burned by molten metal ",
    "5392": "Target can't be burned by steam between sunset and dawn ",
    "5393": "Target can't be burned by steam or boiling water while naked ",
    "5394": "Target can't be burned by steam while he's wearing boots or shoes ",
    "5395": "Target can't be choked, strangled, or suffocated ",
    "5396": "Target can't be cut by any blade unless it's already bloodstained ",
    "5397": "Target can't be cut by manufactured stone blades ",
    "5398": "Target can't be detected by invisible creatures ",
    "5399": "Target can't be detected by magical attempts at scrying ",
    "5400": "Target can't be detected by magical scrying while naked in a tree ",
    "5401": "Target can't be harmed by bludgeons between dawn and noon ",
    "5402": "Target can't be harmed by bludgeons for 2d10 rounds ",
    "5403": "Target can't be harmed by boiling oil or pitch ",
    "5404": "Target can't be harmed by invisible creatures at night ",
    "5405": "Target can't be harmed by magical fire while brandishing a weapon ",
    "5406": "Target can't be harmed by magical fire while indoors ",
    "5407": "Target can't be harmed by magical fire while standing in a bucket ",
    "5408": "Target can't be harmed by magical fire while underwater ",
    "5409": "Target can't be harmed by natural lightning ",
    "5410": "Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while naked ",
    "5411": "Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while sleeping ",
    "5412": "Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while standing in fire ",
    "5413": "Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while standing in snow ",
    "5414": "Target can't be killed by any female creature for 1d4 weeks ",
    "5415": "Target can't be killed by any male creature for 1d4 weeks ",
    "5416": "Target can't be killed during the next 2d12 hours ",
    "5417": "Target can't be knocked off balance by any less than 1d4 people ",
    "5418": "Target can't be knocked off balance by any physical force ",
    "5419": "Target can't be magically detected by anyone not of his race ",
    "5420": "Target can't be magically detected by anyone of the same sex ",
    "5421": "Target can't be slain except while sleeping ",
    "5422": "Target can't be slain if he remains within 10 yards of this spot ",
    "5423": "Target can't be slain while sleeping ",
    "5424": "Target can't be stunned by any blow to the head ",
    "5425": "Target can't be surprised if he has a snowball in each hand ",
    "5426": "Target can't be surprised if he has an eyeball in his mouth ",
    "5427": "Target can't be surprised if he's wearing a carnation ",
    "5428": "Target can't be surprised while at full hit points ",
    "5429": "Target can't be wounded by metal weapons until sunset tonight ",
    "5430": "Target can't be wounded by metal weapons while barefoot ",
    "5431": "Target can't breathe for 2d10 rounds ",
    "5432": "Target can't breathe until he removes his boots or shoes ",
    "5433": "Target can't breathe while touching more than one person ",
    "5434": "Target can't breathe while wearing, touching, or carrying metal ",
    "5435": "Target can't come within 10 feet of any fire now burning ",
    "5436": "Target can't come within 10 yards of the caster ",
    "5437": "Target can't come within one mile of his home ",
    "5438": "Target can't come within one mile of the caster ",
    "5439": "Target can't come within ten feet of any tree thicker than he is ",
    "5440": "Target can't create or use magical fire except while indoors ",
    "5441": "Target can't create or use magical fire for 1d4 years ",
    "5442": "Target can't die for at least 1d4 days, but he can be injured ",
    "5443": "Target can't digest any food that he eats in direct sunlight ",
    "5444": "Target can't digest any food unless he prepares it himself  ",
    "5445": "Target can't digest anything that's been dead longer than a day ",
    "5446": "Target can't digest cooked meat ",
    "5447": "Target can't digest meat from any animal killed in daylight ",
    "5448": "Target can't draw his weapon if anyone else is within 10 yards ",
    "5449": "Target can't draw his weapon or sheathe it if it's now drawn ",
    "5450": "Target can't draw his weapon unless he asks permission to do so ",
    "5451": "Target can't draw his weapon within 100 yards of this spot ",
    "5452": "Target can't hear echoes ",
    "5453": "Target can't hear his own voice  ",
    "5454": "Target can't hear his own voice except while his eyes are closed ",
    "5455": "Target can't hear the voice of any female member of his race ",
    "5456": "Target can't hear the voice of any male member of his race ",
    "5457": "Target can't hear the voice of anyone who's recently injured him ",
    "5458": "Target can't hear the voice of anyone within 10 feet of him ",
    "5459": "Target can't hear voices for 2d4-1 days ",
    "5460": "Target can't ignite any fire unless his hair is soaking wet ",
    "5461": "Target can't ignite any fire unless it's snowing ",
    "5462": "Target can't ignite any fire while underground ",
    "5463": "Target can't ignite any fire while wearing clothes ",
    "5464": "Target can't leave this spot until he wounds himself ",
    "5465": "Target can't lie, equivocate, or tell half-truths ",
    "5466": "Target can't move more than 10 yards from the caster ",
    "5467": "Target can't pass through doorways while at full hit points ",
    "5468": "Target can't say anyone's name ",
    "5469": "Target can't see artificial light while at full hit points ",
    "5470": "Target can't see light other than sunlight or reflected sunlight ",
    "5471": "Target can't see or hear any of his allies for 4d6 hours ",
    "5472": "Target can't see or hear his 1d4 of his allies for 1d4 days ",
    "5473": "Target can't see or hear living creatures for 2d6 rounds ",
    "5474": "Target can't see or hear magical creatures for 2d6 days ",
    "5475": "Target can't see or hear metal objects for 3d8 hours ",
    "5476": "Target can't see sunlight or reflected sunlight ",
    "5477": "Target can't sleep unless he first eats a handful of soil ",
    "5478": "Target can't sleep unless he has his weapon in hand ",
    "5479": "Target can't sleep unless he's standing up ",
    "5480": "Target can't sleep until he fells the tallest tree in the kingdom ",
    "5481": "Target can't sleep until he gives away all of his armor ",
    "5482": "Target can't sleep within 10 feet of another sleeping person ",
    "5483": "Target can't speak except while barefoot ",
    "5484": "Target can't speak except while brandishing a weapon ",
    "5485": "Target can't speak for 1d20 turns ",
    "5486": "Target can't speak to anyone more than 20 feet from him ",
    "5487": "Target can't speak to anyone who addresses him by name ",
    "5488": "Target can't speak unless he wears a cloth over his face ",
    "5489": "Target can't speak unless he's brandishing a weapon ",
    "5490": "Target can't speak unless his hair is wet ",
    "5491": "Target can't speak until after he has eaten his next full meal ",
    "5492": "Target can't speak until his blood is next drawn ",
    "5493": "Target can't speak until the caster says his own name ",
    "5494": "Target can't speak while at full hit points ",
    "5495": "Target can't speak while at full hit points ",
    "5496": "Target can't speak while wielding a weapon ",
    "5497": "Target can't use any form of rope or chain longer than he is tall ",
    "5498": "Target can't use any items containing metal for 2d4-1 days ",
    "5499": "Target can't use any magic items containing wood for 2d4-1 days ",
    "5500": "Target can't use any magic items for 1d4 days ",
    "5501": "Target can't use any magic items older than he is ",
    "5502": "Target can't use his hands or any utensils while eating ",
    "5503": "Target can't voluntarily pass through doorways unless naked ",
    "5504": "Target can't walk until the caster says his own name ",
    "5505": "Target can't walk while carrying gold ",
    "5506": "Target can't wield any weapon containing metal for 1d4 days ",
    "5507": "Target can't wield any weapon in his dominant hand ",
    "5508": "Target can't wield any weapon that hasn't drawn his blood ",
    "5509": "Target can't wield any weapon within 1d4 miles of this spot ",
    "5510": "Target can't wound anyone who hasn't wounded him ",
    "5511": "Target carves a tiny notch in every tree he passes ",
    "5512": "Target challenges his closest ally to single combat to the death ",
    "5513": "Target chants nonsensically for 2d10 rounds ",
    "5514": "Target clatters when he walks like a barrel full of pots and pans ",
    "5515": "Target collapses into a fetal position for 1 turn ",
    "5516": "Target combusts if he uses magic within the next 1d4 turns ",
    "5517": "Target combusts if his weapon is thrown into a river ",
    "5518": "Target comes into possession of a world-shaking artifact ",
    "5519": "Target concludes every battle thoroughly soaked by his own blood ",
    "5520": "Target confesses to a list of crimes, none of which has happened ",
    "5521": "Target confesses to crimes he couldn't possibly have committed ",
    "5522": "Target confesses to genocide but can produce no evidence of it ",
    "5523": "Target confesses to rampant kleptomania ",
    "5524": "Target constantly boasts about his prowess in all things ",
    "5525": "Target constantly exudes fragrant soap suds ",
    "5526": "Target continuously speaks to an imaginary ally  ",
    "5527": "Target coughs incessantly, but his actions are unimpaired ",
    "5528": "Target craves hay and has a long tail like a horse  ",
    "5529": "Target craves twigs and bark after every battle ",
    "5530": "Target creates a phony language and refuses to speak any other ",
    "5531": "Target crouches and begins eating dirt, twigs, gravel, etc. ",
    "5532": "Target crows like a rooster whenever he sees a magic item used ",
    "5533": "Target dares 1d4 of his allies to try to behead him ",
    "5534": "Target declares this area to be a sacred shrine to his deity ",
    "5535": "Target degenerates into an abomination hated by sentient beings ",
    "5536": "Target demands that his friends and allies pay him tribute ",
    "5537": "Target develops a pronounced stutter ",
    "5538": "Target disappears and is completely forgotten for 2d4-1 days ",
    "5539": "Target discovers that one of his limbs is a separate entity ",
    "5540": "Target discovers that one of his limbs is made of living wood ",
    "5541": "Target discovers that one of his limbs is trying to kill him ",
    "5542": "Target discovers that one of his limbs isn't attached to his body ",
    "5543": "Target disgorges 1d10 acorns in each of the next 1d10+10 rounds ",
    "5544": "Target disgorges 1d10 cubic feet of damp, sticky rice ",
    "5545": "Target disgorges 1d10 pounds of feathers ",
    "5546": "Target disgorges 1d10 pounds of hallucinogenic mushrooms ",
    "5547": "Target disgorges 1d100 gold coins, half of which are counterfeit ",
    "5548": "Target disgorges 1d1000 dragonflies ",
    "5549": "Target disgorges 1d1000 tiny, phosphorescent worms ",
    "5550": "Target disgorges 1d4 cubic yards of humus ",
    "5551": "Target disgorges 1d4 gallons of boiling pitch  ",
    "5552": "Target disgorges 1d6 filthy carrion birds ",
    "5553": "Target disgorges 2d10 pounds of slag ",
    "5554": "Target disgorges 3d100 feet of hemp rope ",
    "5555": "Target disgorges 5d10 sheets of pristine parchment ",
    "5556": "Target disgorges 5d10 sheets of rotting parchment ",
    "5557": "Target disgorges a 50 pound sack of potatoes ",
    "5558": "Target disgorges a boulder larger than any within 1d10 miles ",
    "5559": "Target disgorges a box that he believes to contain his soul ",
    "5560": "Target disgorges a brick of solid chlorine ",
    "5561": "Target disgorges a bucket filled with eyeballs ",
    "5562": "Target disgorges a bushel of razor-sharp shards of glass ",
    "5563": "Target disgorges a bushel of rotten apples ",
    "5564": "Target disgorges a corked bottle containing a mysterious note ",
    "5565": "Target disgorges a corked bottle containing a powerless genie ",
    "5566": "Target disgorges a dragon's egg ",
    "5567": "Target disgorges a full-sized statue of a nearby ally ",
    "5568": "Target disgorges a gelatinous mass writhing with tentacles ",
    "5569": "Target disgorges a healthy specimen of some extinct species ",
    "5570": "Target disgorges a homunculus ",
    "5571": "Target disgorges a huge quantity of raisins, dates, and figs ",
    "5572": "Target disgorges a large hourglass nearly empty of sand ",
    "5573": "Target disgorges a large slab of marble ",
    "5574": "Target disgorges a map to his home  ",
    "5575": "Target disgorges a one-half-size clone of the caster ",
    "5576": "Target disgorges a pair eyeglasses granting the wearer True Sight ",
    "5577": "Target disgorges a slimy slug as long and thick as his arm ",
    "5578": "Target disgorges a small and long-lost artifact of great power ",
    "5579": "Target disgorges a small but detailed replica of a nearby castle ",
    "5580": "Target disgorges a small trampoline ",
    "5581": "Target disgorges a stone that explodes on contact with ice ",
    "5582": "Target disgorges a stone that will kill him if he touches it ",
    "5583": "Target disgorges a ten foot column of aluminum one foot thick  ",
    "5584": "Target disgorges a two-foot square pane of glass ",
    "5585": "Target disgorges a vial containing a powerful but unknown potion ",
    "5586": "Target disgorges a vial containing the antidote to every poison ",
    "5587": "Target disgorges an egg that can freeze 1,000 cubic feet of water ",
    "5588": "Target disgorges an egg that, if broken, turns into a small boat ",
    "5589": "Target disgorges an entire trombone, minus the mouthpiece ",
    "5590": "Target disgorges an exact copy of the clothes he's now wearing ",
    "5591": "Target disgorges an intricate but badly rusted clockwork device ",
    "5592": "Target disgorges his own full-grown clone, which then attacks him ",
    "5593": "Target disgorges several gallons of house paint ",
    "5594": "Target disgorges several gallons of viscous, highly adhesive goo ",
    "5595": "Target disgorges the crown of the nearest king ",
    "5596": "Target disgorges the front door of his home ",
    "5597": "Target doesn't age until he next speaks ",
    "5598": "Target doesn't age while bald ",
    "5599": "Target doesn't age while holding a gold coin in his mouth ",
    "5600": "Target doesn't age while in the caster's presence ",
    "5601": "Target doesn't age while naked ",
    "5602": "Target doesn't age while wearing a wet hat ",
    "5603": "Target doesn't age while weeping ",
    "5604": "Target doesn't need to eat, drink, or breathe for 2d4-1 days ",
    "5605": "Target doesn't need to sleep for 4d20 days ",
    "5606": "Target donates 2d10 hit points to the caster ",
    "5607": "Target drowns for 1d6 rounds but is fine afterward  ",
    "5608": "Target earns 50 gold pieces when his attacks cause maximum damage ",
    "5609": "Target embraces a wacky cult founded by a hack writer  ",
    "5610": "Target endeavors to buy a controlling interest in the kingdom ",
    "5611": "Target endlessly frets that he'll die in 1d10 rounds ",
    "5612": "Target endlessly frets that he's doomed to be eaten by a dragon ",
    "5613": "Target experiences bone-chilling cold when his head is touched ",
    "5614": "Target experiences clairvoyance when he is burned ",
    "5615": "Target experiences heart-rending grief whenever he uses magic ",
    "5616": "Target experiences intense vertigo when he draws a weapon ",
    "5617": "Target experiences searing pain when his skin is touched ",
    "5618": "Target experiences soul-wrenching pain if he stands upright ",
    "5619": "Target experiences transcendent euphoria when his blood is drawn ",
    "5620": "Target experiences vague nostalgia whenever he's wounded ",
    "5621": "Target exudes a scent 50% likely disgust any given person ",
    "5622": "Target exudes a scent like something dredged from the ocean floor ",
    "5623": "Target exudes a scent reminiscent of decaying skunks ",
    "5624": "Target exudes a scent reminiscent of the bottom of the ocean ",
    "5625": "Target exudes a scent that attracts carnivores ",
    "5626": "Target exudes a scent that causes conifers to shed their needles ",
    "5627": "Target exudes a scent that causes fires to burn pale green ",
    "5628": "Target exudes a scent that causes food to spoil quickly ",
    "5629": "Target exudes a scent that easily can be tracked for miles ",
    "5630": "Target exudes a scent that induces sleep in birds ",
    "5631": "Target exudes a scent that inspires attracts bats ",
    "5632": "Target exudes a scent that inspires fear in earth elementals ",
    "5633": "Target exudes a scent that inspires intense bloodlust ",
    "5634": "Target exudes a scent that inspires loyalty in wolves ",
    "5635": "Target exudes a scent that inspires rage in hoofed animals ",
    "5636": "Target exudes a scent that is strongly enticing to undead ",
    "5637": "Target exudes a scent that is strongly offensive to undead ",
    "5638": "Target exudes a scent that makes Dwarves' eyes water ",
    "5639": "Target exudes a scent that makes other people's hair fall out ",
    "5640": "Target exudes a scent that makes people ignore him ",
    "5641": "Target exudes a scent that obscures infravision ",
    "5642": "Target exudes a scent that protects metal from natural rust ",
    "5643": "Target exudes a scent that repels gnomes ",
    "5644": "Target exudes an offensive stench but refuses to believe it ",
    "5645": "Target fails at his next attempt at fine manual dexterity ",
    "5646": "Target falls asleep for one hour per hit point he currently lacks ",
    "5647": "Target fanatically defends the caster for 1d10 rounds ",
    "5648": "Target fears any subsequent magic used by the caster ",
    "5649": "Target fears that all of his efforts are for naught ",
    "5650": "Target feels as if he's walking on a high tightrope ",
    "5651": "Target feels as if he's wearing an enormous hat made of lead ",
    "5652": "Target feels as if his clothes are trying to digest him ",
    "5653": "Target feels as if his clothes have turned to steel ",
    "5654": "Target feels as if someone else is wearing his clothes right now ",
    "5655": "Target feels as if thorns have sprouted in his clothes ",
    "5656": "Target feels as though a huge rodent is gnawing on his spine ",
    "5657": "Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of butter ",
    "5658": "Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of cement ",
    "5659": "Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of flour ",
    "5660": "Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of parchment ",
    "5661": "Target feels as though he just swallowed a python ",
    "5662": "Target feels as though he's been splashed with boiling water ",
    "5663": "Target feels as though he's being swallowed by a python ",
    "5664": "Target feels as though he's having a baby ",
    "5665": "Target feels as though he's having a heart attack ",
    "5666": "Target feels as though he's having teeth extracted ",
    "5667": "Target feels as though his allies have abandoned him ",
    "5668": "Target feels as though his internal organs are melting ",
    "5669": "Target feels as though his teeth are spinning in his mouth ",
    "5670": "Target feels as though his wounds have been completely healed ",
    "5671": "Target feels as though one of his arms is being amputated ",
    "5672": "Target feels compelled to abandon whatever faith he now follows ",
    "5673": "Target feels compelled to attain godhood by the end of the week ",
    "5674": "Target feels compelled to burn all of his clothing ",
    "5675": "Target feels compelled to desecrate a shrine to his deity ",
    "5676": "Target feels compelled to find a faith that contradicts his own ",
    "5677": "Target feels compelled to martyr himself for someone else's deity ",
    "5678": "Target feels compelled to mummify himself as soon as possible ",
    "5679": "Target feels compelled to warn anyone he's about to attack ",
    "5680": "Target feels his bones shake like a bundle of sticks ",
    "5681": "Target feels his bones slowly disintegrating ",
    "5682": "Target feels icy water dripping on him during every battle ",
    "5683": "Target feels like he's having the time of his life ",
    "5684": "Target feels that the direction of gravity has skewed by 10� ",
    "5685": "Target feels the ground shake as during a powerful earthquake ",
    "5686": "Target finds a blade that can't be broken by any physical force ",
    "5687": "Target finds a book describing the methods of brain surgery ",
    "5688": "Target finds a box that damages the sanity of any who look in it ",
    "5689": "Target finds a canopic jar containing his own vital organs ",
    "5690": "Target finds a cursed vault containing 1d100 bars of gold ",
    "5691": "Target finds a foot-long bar of indestructible glass  ",
    "5692": "Target finds a glass vial containing a highly volatile liquid ",
    "5693": "Target finds a huge cache of real but worthless currency ",
    "5694": "Target finds a huge leech attached somewhere on his body ",
    "5695": "Target finds a large diamond and guards it obsessively ",
    "5696": "Target finds a large sack filled with powdered bone ",
    "5697": "Target finds a list of command words but doesn't know for what ",
    "5698": "Target finds a magical ring enabling him to command amphibians ",
    "5699": "Target finds a mysterious and compelling piece of sculpture ",
    "5700": "Target finds a new, functioning limb that he didn't know he had ",
    "5701": "Target finds a potion affects the person nearest its imbiber ",
    "5702": "Target finds a potion that either resurrects or destroys a corpse ",
    "5703": "Target finds a pouch containing 1d10 super-intelligent mice ",
    "5704": "Target finds a pouch containing curds and whey  ",
    "5705": "Target finds a pouch containing exact copies of his hands ",
    "5706": "Target finds a recipe for creating human life in a jar ",
    "5707": "Target finds a shield +4 that only he can lift ",
    "5708": "Target finds a text personally written by his deity  ",
    "5709": "Target finds a text that he wrote but doesn't remember writing ",
    "5710": "Target finds an arsenal stocked with simulated weapons ",
    "5711": "Target finds himself imprisoned in a mausoleum far from here ",
    "5712": "Target finds the sight of blood intoxicating ",
    "5713": "Target finds the sight of male magic users to be enormously funny ",
    "5714": "Target finds the sound of his own voice to be horrifying ",
    "5715": "Target finds the thought of his own death strangely comforting ",
    "5716": "Target finds two doses of a Potion of Resurrection ",
    "5717": "Target flees from anyone who addresses him by name ",
    "5718": "Target flees into the forest if struck by magic in the next turn ",
    "5719": "Target flies into a panic if anyone sees him eating ",
    "5720": "Target flies into a panic if he sees other people eating ",
    "5721": "Target flies into a rage and attacks the person nearest to him ",
    "5722": "Target flies into a rage whenever he draws blood ",
    "5723": "Target forgets 1d4 of his allies ",
    "5724": "Target forgets everything said to him in the past 1d6 hours ",
    "5725": "Target forgets his family and where he lives ",
    "5726": "Target forgets his name and doesn't believe that he ever had one ",
    "5727": "Target forgets how to ascend stairs and ladders ",
    "5728": "Target forgets how to feed himself ",
    "5729": "Target forgets how to sleep ",
    "5730": "Target forgets how to use any magic item he's now carrying ",
    "5731": "Target forgets how to use any weapon containing metal ",
    "5732": "Target forgets how to use doors  ",
    "5733": "Target forgets how to walk but not how to run ",
    "5734": "Target forgets that his allies know who he is ",
    "5735": "Target forgets the last 1d12 hours ",
    "5736": "Target forgets the last 1d4 years ",
    "5737": "Target forgets whatever mission or quest he is now undertaking ",
    "5738": "Target formally changes his name to 'Target' ",
    "5739": "Target freezes solid if he's injured while standing in snow ",
    "5740": "Target freezes solid the next time he enters an underground lake ",
    "5741": "Target gains 1d10 permanent hit points but must Save or die ",
    "5742": "Target gains 1d100 hit points that then vanish, one per round ",
    "5743": "Target gains 1d100 pounds over that many rounds ",
    "5744": "Target gains 1d100 temporary hit points that last until sunset ",
    "5745": "Target gains 1d20 hit points and immediately loses another 1d20 ",
    "5746": "Target gains a level and is restored to full hit points ",
    "5747": "Target gains a level but is stricken blind for 1d4 months ",
    "5748": "Target gains a level but loses all but 1d4 of his hit points ",
    "5749": "Target gains a level but one of his arms turns to steam forever ",
    "5750": "Target gains a level if he permanently severs his dominant hand ",
    "5751": "Target gains a level the next time he's cut by a magical blade ",
    "5752": "Target gains a permanent 1d4-1 bonus to his Armor Class ",
    "5753": "Target gains a point of Strength but loses 1d100 hit points ",
    "5754": "Target gains a point of Wisdom but loses two points of Strength ",
    "5755": "Target gains a powerful magical ally whose motives are unknown ",
    "5756": "Target gains a profound insight the next time he touches gold ",
    "5757": "Target gains a title based on his actions in the next 1d6 rounds ",
    "5758": "Target gains access to an elite secret society ",
    "5759": "Target gains benefit from food only if eaten while he's naked ",
    "5760": "Target gains no hit points from his next advancement in level ",
    "5761": "Target gains one level but can never gain another ",
    "5762": "Target gains only a single hit point from any magical healing  ",
    "5763": "Target gains proficiency in the use of some unlikely weapon  ",
    "5764": "Target gains the respect of a man soon to be executed for treason ",
    "5765": "Target gains the respect of kobolds, who long to be just like him ",
    "5766": "Target gains two levels if he kills and eats a human before dawn ",
    "5767": "Target gains valuable insight into the nature of ventriloquism ",
    "5768": "Target gets 1,000 gold pieces if he cuts off his foot right now ",
    "5769": "Target gets 100 gold pieces for each finger he cuts from his hand ",
    "5770": "Target gives his most prized possession to the caster ",
    "5771": "Target gives his weapon to the person standing nearest to him ",
    "5772": "Target glows bright blue until he's burned by magical fire ",
    "5773": "Target glows bright blue until he's struck by magic ",
    "5774": "Target glows bright blue until he's wounded by his own weapon ",
    "5775": "Target glows bright blue while under any magical effect ",
    "5776": "Target glows with a bright, rainbow aura while moving stealthily  ",
    "5777": "Target glows with angelic light whenever he uses a magic item ",
    "5778": "Target goes berserk if any of his allies injure him ",
    "5779": "Target goes berserk if he eats meat in the next 24 hours ",
    "5780": "Target goes berserk if he sees anyone burned by fire ",
    "5781": "Target goes berserk if he sees anyone eating meat  ",
    "5782": "Target goes berserk if he touches gold in the next 1d6 rounds ",
    "5783": "Target goes berserk if he's currently carrying any magic items ",
    "5784": "Target goes into a homicidal rage for 1d8 rounds, then passes out ",
    "5785": "Target goes into a homicidal rage for 1d8 rounds, then vanishes ",
    "5786": "Target goes into a homicidal rage whenever he removes his shoes ",
    "5787": "Target goes into a homicidal rage whenever he sheathes his weapon ",
    "5788": "Target goes totally and dangerously insane until sunset ",
    "5789": "Target grows an additional 1d8 fingers ",
    "5790": "Target grows an additional pair of ears atop his head ",
    "5791": "Target grows an additional pair of eyes somewhere on his face ",
    "5792": "Target has 1d100 tiny steel spheres embedded in his skin  ",
    "5793": "Target has 25 Intelligence for 1d4 turns ",
    "5794": "Target has 25 Strength for 1d4 rounds ",
    "5795": "Target has a +1 Armor Class bonus while it's raining ",
    "5796": "Target has a +2 Armor Class bonus while barefoot ",
    "5797": "Target has a +5 Armor Class bonus until sunset tomorrow ",
    "5798": "Target has a -1 Armor Class penalty while wielding a weapon ",
    "5799": "Target has a -2 Armor Class penalty while it's raining ",
    "5800": "Target has a blowhole in the back of his neck ",
    "5801": "Target has a colony of bees living in his skull ",
    "5802": "Target has a compartment in his torso able to carry small items ",
    "5803": "Target has a complete but false memory of the past 24 hours ",
    "5804": "Target has a doppelganger slave that looks just like the caster ",
    "5805": "Target has a flawless sense of direction  ",
    "5806": "Target has a flawless sense of direction 50% of the time ",
    "5807": "Target has a flawless sense of direction while naked ",
    "5808": "Target has a hole in his forehead as large as his fist ",
    "5809": "Target has a hole in his torso big enough to accommodate his head ",
    "5810": "Target has a key that attracts lightning  ",
    "5811": "Target has a key that can make non-magical locks invisible ",
    "5812": "Target has a key that can permanently fuse one non-magical lock ",
    "5813": "Target has a key that locks something that doesn't have a lock ",
    "5814": "Target has a key that prevents nearby keys from working properly ",
    "5815": "Target has a key that turns one lock to pure, solid gold ",
    "5816": "Target has a key that unlocks 99% of all non-magical locks ",
    "5817": "Target has a key that unlocks a secret door to another universe ",
    "5818": "Target has a key that works only once but will open any one lock  ",
    "5819": "Target has a large and heavy padlock around his neck ",
    "5820": "Target has a large apple stuck in his mouth for 1d4 days ",
    "5821": "Target has a legitimate grievance against the caster ",
    "5822": "Target has a mane like a lion ",
    "5823": "Target has a permanent +4 ToHit and +4 Damage bonus vs the caster ",
    "5824": "Target has a permanent -4 ToHit penalty versus others of his race ",
    "5825": "Target has a raised, square protuberance jutting from his chest ",
    "5826": "Target has a relief of the caster's face embossed on his back ",
    "5827": "Target has a scar on his forehead as though clumsily lobotomized ",
    "5828": "Target has a secret name that, if spoken, causes him to race home ",
    "5829": "Target has a secret name that, if spoken, teleports him 2d8 miles ",
    "5830": "Target has a secret name that, if spoken, will change his sex ",
    "5831": "Target has a secret name that, if spoken, will kill him outright ",
    "5832": "Target has a seizure lasting 1d6 hours when he uses a magic item ",
    "5833": "Target has a seizure lasting 8d8 rounds, after which he is Healed ",
    "5834": "Target has a seizure lasting until he's struck by magic  ",
    "5835": "Target has a small lamp in his forehead like a miner's helmet ",
    "5836": "Target has a small lump on his forehead like a horseshoe ",
    "5837": "Target has a small steel ring jutting from each shoulder blade ",
    "5838": "Target has a star-shaped hole running completely through his head ",
    "5839": "Target has a steel band around his ankle like tagged wildlife ",
    "5840": "Target has a steel bolt running completely through his head ",
    "5841": "Target has a strange tattoo that, if touched, causes him to weep  ",
    "5842": "Target has a sword that he thinks can command an undead army ",
    "5843": "Target has a sword that he thinks can make him invisible to Elves ",
    "5844": "Target has a sword that he thinks can slay dragons easily  ",
    "5845": "Target has a sword that he thinks makes him a charismatic leader ",
    "5846": "Target has a tiny compartment beneath one of his fingernails ",
    "5847": "Target has a violent coughing fit that persists until sunrise ",
    "5848": "Target has a violent coughing fit whenever he uses a magic item ",
    "5849": "Target has a virus that will kill him in 4d6 hours unless cured ",
    "5850": "Target has a wooden bucket firmly affixed to his head ",
    "5851": "Target has an exact copy of everything now carried by the caster ",
    "5852": "Target has an immediate 50/50 chance to die or be totally healed ",
    "5853": "Target has an immediate 50/50 chance to die or become a demigod ",
    "5854": "Target has an immobilizing steel brace on one of his legs ",
    "5855": "Target has an overpowering fear of other members of his race ",
    "5856": "Target has an overpowering fear of shoes and other footwear ",
    "5857": "Target has been controlled for years by a powerful, unseen entity ",
    "5858": "Target has been controlled for years by a secret committee ",
    "5859": "target has been controlled for years by agents of the king ",
    "5860": "Target has been controlled for years by an orbiting satellite ",
    "5861": "Target has been targeted for sacrifice by some monstrous cult ",
    "5862": "Target has committed unspeakable acts in his deity's name ",
    "5863": "Target has committed unspeakable acts in his deity's temple ",
    "5864": "Target has committed unspeakable acts involving livestock ",
    "5865": "Target has committed unspeakable acts involving orcs and Dwarves ",
    "5866": "Target has committed unspeakable acts involving the king's horse ",
    "5867": "Target has his name tattooed all over his body  ",
    "5868": "Target has in his possession an item that is literally impossible ",
    "5869": "Target has in his possession something precious to the caster ",
    "5870": "Target has innumerable feathers stuck to his skin ",
    "5871": "Target has inspiring hallucinations about his future career ",
    "5872": "Target has inspiring hallucinations about his life after death ",
    "5873": "Target has ironclad proof that all of this is an illusion ",
    "5874": "Target has ironclad proof that everyone he knows doesn't exist ",
    "5875": "Target has ironclad proof that he's a prophesied savior  ",
    "5876": "Target has ironclad proof that he's dead ",
    "5877": "Target has ironclad proof that he's really the caster ",
    "5878": "Target has ironclad proof that he's the caster's father and son ",
    "5879": "Target has ironclad proof that the apocalypse will be tomorrow ",
    "5880": "Target has ironclad proof that the caster doesn't exist ",
    "5881": "Target has no idea of where he is or what he's doing ",
    "5882": "Target has no natural visible form; his appearance is an illusion ",
    "5883": "Target has numerous stigmata and attracts countless disciples ",
    "5884": "Target has numerous stigmata and fears that the end is nigh ",
    "5885": "Target has numerous stigmata and is persecuted as a heretic ",
    "5886": "Target has numerous stigmata, as foretold by prophesy ",
    "5887": "Target has only one hit point per level for the next 1d4 days ",
    "5888": "Target has only one hit point per point of Wisdom for 2d8 days ",
    "5889": "Target has owed the caster 1d10 gold pieces for 2d10 years ",
    "5890": "Target has prominent mandibles like an ant ",
    "5891": "Target has six eyes spaced evenly around his skull ",
    "5892": "Target has stolen large sums of money from each of his allies ",
    "5893": "Target has terrifying hallucinations about his own birth ",
    "5894": "Target has terrifying hallucinations about his own death ",
    "5895": "Target has the caster's name tattooed all over his body ",
    "5896": "Target has the head and right arm of a common housefly ",
    "5897": "Target has three identical faces spaced evenly around his skull ",
    "5898": "Target has ugly, thorny projections along both of his arms ",
    "5899": "Target has visions depicting the true nature of magic ",
    "5900": "Target has visions of a future full of incomprehensible wonders ",
    "5901": "Target has visions of a future in which he's worshipped as a god ",
    "5902": "Target has visions of a past that seems more real than his own  ",
    "5903": "Target has visions of a transcendently beautiful city in the sky ",
    "5904": "Target has visions of his slow and torturous dismemberment ",
    "5905": "Target has visions of the future involving no one he recognizes ",
    "5906": "Target has visions of waiting in line for eternity ",
    "5907": "Target has waited years for a custom-designed breastplate ",
    "5908": "Target hasn't slept in 1d100 days ",
    "5909": "Target hasn't slept since he last spoke with royalty ",
    "5910": "Target hates his nearest ally as much as his most bitter enemy ",
    "5911": "Target hears cheers and applause whenever his blood is drawn ",
    "5912": "Target hears his own voice betraying his secrets to everyone ",
    "5913": "Target hears his own voice castigating him for his many failures ",
    "5914": "Target hears his own voice endlessly chanting his own name ",
    "5915": "Target hears his own voice screaming in his ears until sunrise ",
    "5916": "Target hears his own voice whispering words of comfort to him ",
    "5917": "Target hears malevolent voices all around him ",
    "5918": "Target hears the clattering of swords at all times ",
    "5919": "Target hears the clattering of swords while his weapon is drawn ",
    "5920": "Target hears the crash of cymbals whenever he uses a magic item ",
    "5921": "Target hears the noisy buzzing of countless bees at all times ",
    "5922": "Target hears thunder booming all around him, but no one else does ",
    "5923": "Target hoots like a foghorn when struck by magic after sunset ",
    "5924": "Target increases in size and mass by 10% ",
    "5925": "Target inflicts superficial wounds upon himself whenever possible ",
    "5926": "Target inherits a collection of festive commemorative spoons ",
    "5927": "Target insists on wearing a bucket on his head for 1d4 weeks ",
    "5928": "Target insists that his body is real and spectacular ",
    "5929": "Target inspires homicidal rage in some common non-magical species  ",
    "5930": "Target is  5% likely to vanish forever each time he says his name ",
    "5931": "Target is 10% likely to attack anyone who says his name ",
    "5932": "Target is 10% likely to be dragged into orbit around the planet ",
    "5933": "Target is 10% likely to change sex when burned by magical fire ",
    "5934": "Target is 10% likely to contract leprosy when injured by magic ",
    "5935": "Target is 10% likely to lose 1d4 hit points in any given hour  ",
    "5936": "Target is 10% likely to see any invisible creature or object ",
    "5937": "Target is 10% likely to strangle himself whenever he uses rope ",
    "5938": "Target is 10% likely to turn to a wooden statue when he sleeps  ",
    "5939": "Target is 15% likely to be attacked by any horse he passes ",
    "5940": "Target is 15% likely to die when he next sees an illusion ",
    "5941": "Target is 20% likely to be healed by any poison he drinks ",
    "5942": "Target is 20% likely to be healed instead of injured by fire ",
    "5943": "Target is 20% likely to disbelieve any illusion he sees ",
    "5944": "Target is 20% likely to drown when burned by magical fire ",
    "5945": "Target is 20% likely to explode when burned by magical fire ",
    "5946": "Target is 20% likely to gain a level when next struck by magic ",
    "5947": "Target is 20% likely to take no damage if cut by a blade ",
    "5948": "Target is 20% likely to think that he's undead if undead are near ",
    "5949": "Target is 20% likely to turn invisible when injured by fire ",
    "5950": "Target is 30% likely to be able to summarize any book he kisses ",
    "5951": "Target is 40% likely to attack any priest who approaches him ",
    "5952": "Target is 80% likely to die if Remove Curse is cast upon him ",
    "5953": "Target is a carrier of some magical disease ",
    "5954": "Target is at the heart of a thunderstorm, but no one else sees it ",
    "5955": "Target is actually a remotely-operated simulacrum ",
    "5956": "Target is acutely hungry for 5d6 days, no matter how much he eats ",
    "5957": "Target is affected by Reverse Gravity for 1d4 weeks ",
    "5958": "Target is afflicted with leprosy for one month, then he's healed ",
    "5959": "Target is afflicted with lycanthropy until the next full moon ",
    "5960": "Target is an immortal simply masquerading in this current form ",
    "5961": "Target is arrested for smuggling some illegal substance ",
    "5962": "Target is attacked by 1d1000 tiny skeletal bats ",
    "5963": "Target is attacked by 6d12 housecats ",
    "5964": "Target is attacked by a monster that no one else can see or hear  ",
    "5965": "Target is attacked by dozens of cows ",
    "5966": "Target is attacked by dozens of crows ",
    "5967": "Target is attacked by everyone within 50 yards ",
    "5968": "Target is attacked by moths as if he were made of wool ",
    "5969": "Target is attacked by teeming vermin visible only to him ",
    "5970": "Target is attacked by the nearest boulder ",
    "5971": "Target is blind until he wets his hair ",
    "5972": "Target is blind while his hair is wet ",
    "5973": "Target is blown back 3d10 yards and loses that many hit points ",
    "5974": "Target is bound by fine but very durable silver chains ",
    "5975": "Target is briefly blinded by a dense cloud of powdered sugar ",
    "5976": "Target is briefly blinded by countless flies swarming around him ",
    "5977": "Target is buffeted by mighty winds that affect no one else ",
    "5978": "Target is buried by a heap of mildewed potato peelings ",
    "5979": "Target is buried by a sudden avalanche; no one else is affected ",
    "5980": "Target is buried up to his knees in burning coals ",
    "5981": "Target is buried up to his knees in shiny new gold coins ",
    "5982": "Target is captured for use in laboratory testing of cosmetics ",
    "5983": "Target is carried high into the air by a flock of magpies ",
    "5984": "Target is carrying a bucket of chum and must carry it until dawn ",
    "5985": "Target is carrying a huge sack full of moldy rabbit pelts ",
    "5986": "Target is caught in a violent hailstorm; no one else is affected ",
    "5987": "Target is certain that a powerful entity is stalking him ",
    "5988": "Target is certain that a vile monster is hiding in a nearby cave ",
    "5989": "Target is certain that all of his allies have betrayed him ",
    "5990": "Target is certain that he has the patronage of a powerful entity ",
    "5991": "Target is certain that he was constructed in a laboratory ",
    "5992": "Target is certain that he'll become a god if he dies in combat ",
    "5993": "Target is certain that he'll die by sunset ",
    "5994": "Target is certain that he's a plant-based creature ",
    "5995": "Target is certain that he's about to become king ",
    "5996": "Target is certain that he's as fragile as glass ",
    "5997": "Target is certain that he's bleeding profusely ",
    "5998": "Target is certain that he's immortal ",
    "5999": "Target is certain that he's invulnerable until sunset ",
    "6000": "Target is certain that he's standing at the center of a huge fire ",
    "6001": "Target is chained into the highest branches of a tall tree nearby ",
    "6002": "Target is coated in a delicious honey glaze like a ham ",
    "6003": "Target is coated in boiling pitch and takes damage accordingly ",
    "6004": "Target is completely enclosed by a layer of living flesh ",
    "6005": "Target is constricted as though squeezed by an invisible python ",
    "6006": "Target is covered by a suit of field plate armor, made of glass  ",
    "6007": "Target is covered by a thick shawl of fetid vulture feathers ",
    "6008": "Target is covered by coarse and musky wool like a yak ",
    "6009": "Target is covered by dozens of slugs and snails ",
    "6010": "Target is covered by thick, ugly scales for an AC bonus of 1 ",
    "6011": "Target is discovered to be a remotely operated machine ",
    "6012": "Target is discovered to be an agent of the king ",
    "6013": "Target is discovered to be the real heir to the throne ",
    "6014": "Target is discovered to be the true owner of caster's home  ",
    "6015": "Target is discovered to engage in decadent cannibalistic rituals ",
    "6016": "Target is dragged along the ground into the nearest open grave ",
    "6017": "Target is dragged halfway to the shore of the nearest river ",
    "6018": "Target is draped in a gossamer shawl impervious to fire ",
    "6019": "Target is draped in filthy funerary dressing ",
    "6020": "Target is draped in foul-smelling seaweed ",
    "6021": "Target is draped in threads that can only be cut under moonlight ",
    "6022": "Target is dreadfully afraid of the spell's target point ",
    "6023": "Target is dreadfully homesick for some place he's never been ",
    "6024": "Target is dressed like a court jester ",
    "6025": "Target is dressed like a crazed anchorite ",
    "6026": "Target is dressed like a pig at a luau ",
    "6027": "Target is dressed like one of the royal family ",
    "6028": "Target is driven halfway through the nearest tree ",
    "6029": "Target is driven like a thumbtack into the ground up to his neck  ",
    "6030": "Target is encased in a glass box quickly filling with water ",
    "6031": "Target is encased in a large, hollow sphere of ice ",
    "6032": "Target is encased in a marble sarcophagus ",
    "6033": "Target is encased in a sealed wicker basket ",
    "6034": "Target is encased in a skin-tight plaster cast ",
    "6035": "Target is encased in an airtight steel capsule ",
    "6036": "Target is encircled by a chest-high wall of packed snow ",
    "6037": "Target is encircled by a waist-high, electrified iron fence ",
    "6038": "Target is encircled by a zone of intense cold ",
    "6039": "Target is encircled by a zone of pure vacuum ",
    "6040": "Target is encircled by an electrified fence  ",
    "6041": "Target is encircled by an illusory wall of chattering skulls  ",
    "6042": "Target is encircled by tall icicles, each as thick as his leg ",
    "6043": "Target is enclosed for one hour in an impenetrable 10-foot sphere ",
    "6044": "Target is enclosed in a shrinking steel cage ",
    "6045": "Target is enraged beyond all rational control ",
    "6046": "Target is ensconced in velvet ",
    "6047": "Target is ensnared by some distant spellcaster's Summoning spell ",
    "6048": "Target is especially receptive to Commands for the next 24 hours ",
    "6049": "Target is fearless as long as he wears the shoes he's wearing now ",
    "6050": "Target is forever immune to all non-magical disease ",
    "6051": "Target is forever immune to heatstroke ",
    "6052": "Target is forever immune to hypothermia ",
    "6053": "Target is forever immune to lycanthropy ",
    "6054": "Target is found to be a persecuted victim needing caster's help ",
    "6055": "Target is fully healed if he's slain while standing in snow ",
    "6056": "Target is harassed by skeletal crows  ",
    "6057": "Target is haunted by the endless screams of damned souls ",
    "6058": "Target is healed of all damage, but his clothes and gear vanish ",
    "6059": "Target is held personally responsible for some distant atrocity ",
    "6060": "Target is held personally responsible for the decay of society ",
    "6061": "Target is highly magical and dies if Dispel Magic is cast on him ",
    "6062": "Target is highly magical and is quickly recognized by magic users ",
    "6063": "Target is holding an anvil and can't put it down for 2d8 rounds ",
    "6064": "Target is holding an egg in each hand and must not break them! ",
    "6065": "Target is hopelessly lost for 2d10 rounds ",
    "6066": "Target is horribly afraid of cooked or salted meat ",
    "6067": "Target is horribly scarred, as though shredded and reassembled ",
    "6068": "Target is horrified by the sight of female magic users ",
    "6069": "Target is horrified by the sound of clattering bones ",
    "6070": "Target is identified as the leader of some bizarre cult ",
    "6071": "Target is immortal and unaging until he next speaks ",
    "6072": "Target is immortal, but he's sentenced to lifelong imprisonment ",
    "6073": "Target is immortal, but his arms and legs vanish forever ",
    "6074": "Target is immune to air-based magic for 1d4 days ",
    "6075": "Target is immune to all attacks by non-magical birds ",
    "6076": "Target is immune to all injury until he next speaks ",
    "6077": "Target is immune to all swords now within one mile ",
    "6078": "Target is immune to any wounds inflicted by humans for 4d6 hours ",
    "6079": "Target is immune to area-effect magic for 1d4 days ",
    "6080": "Target is immune to beneficial magic for 2d4 days ",
    "6081": "Target is immune to charm-based spells or attacks for 1d4 weeks ",
    "6082": "Target is immune to Charms and Enchantments for 1d4 weeks ",
    "6083": "Target is immune to electrical attacks while carrying metal ",
    "6084": "Target is immune to his allies' magic ",
    "6085": "Target is immune to his allies' magic for 10d10 rounds ",
    "6086": "Target is immune to his own magic and attacks for 1d4 hours ",
    "6087": "Target is immune to hostile magic for 1d4 days ",
    "6088": "Target is immune to illusions until dawn tomorrow ",
    "6089": "Target is immune to injuries inflicted by wood in daylight ",
    "6090": "Target is immune to inorganic poisons for 1d4 months ",
    "6091": "Target is immune to light-based magic until sunset tomorrow ",
    "6092": "Target is immune to lightning  ",
    "6093": "Target is immune to magical cold while naked ",
    "6094": "Target is immune to magical diseases for one week  ",
    "6095": "Target is immune to magical fire while naked ",
    "6096": "Target is immune to magical healing ",
    "6097": "Target is immune to missile weapons for 6d8 hours ",
    "6098": "Target is immune to necromantic magic until he uses a magic item ",
    "6099": "Target is immune to non-magical diseases ",
    "6100": "Target is immune to non-magical extremes of weather ",
    "6101": "Target is immune to normal fire while wearing these clothes  ",
    "6102": "Target is immune to piercing weapons, such as stilettos, etc. ",
    "6103": "Target is immune to poisons, but meat is highly toxic to him ",
    "6104": "Target is immune to polymorph magic ",
    "6105": "Target is immune to smoke inhalation for the rest of his life ",
    "6106": "Target is immune to the burning effects of acid for 2d4 days ",
    "6107": "Target is immune to the caster's magic for 10d10 rounds ",
    "6108": "Target is immune to the crushing pressure of very deep water ",
    "6109": "Target is immune to the next 1d10 attacks against him ",
    "6110": "Target is immune to the next magical disease he encounters ",
    "6111": "Target is implicated in numerous treasonous scandals ",
    "6112": "Target is in the middle of a typhoon, but no one else is ",
    "6113": "Target is infected with plague ",
    "6114": "Target is instantly consumed by vermin if he dies within 24 hours ",
    "6115": "Target is intensely drunk for 1d4 rounds after every combat ",
    "6116": "Target is invisible to lycanthropes while he's bleeding ",
    "6117": "Target is invisible to lycanthropes while they're indoors  ",
    "6118": "Target is invisible while carrying 1d4 burning torches ",
    "6119": "Target is invisible while completely submerged ",
    "6120": "Target is invisible while he has an apple in each hand ",
    "6121": "Target is invisible while shouting ",
    "6122": "Target is invulnerable and invisible until he speaks or moves ",
    "6123": "Target is invulnerable to 80% of normal weapons ",
    "6124": "Target is invulnerable to any weapon that has already wounded him  ",
    "6125": "Target is invulnerable to normal weapons and can't wield them ",
    "6126": "Target is invulnerable to normal weapons for 1d6 turns ",
    "6127": "Target is invulnerable to normal weapons until he inflicts damage ",
    "6128": "Target is invulnerable to normal weapons until he wields one ",
    "6129": "Target is invulnerable to weapon that he himself forged ",
    "6130": "Target is kidnapped to be used as a sacrifice by a religious cult ",
    "6131": "Target is kidnapped to be used as in medical experiments ",
    "6132": "Target is killed outright if he ever triggers a Chaos Burst ",
    "6133": "Target is killed outright if he kills any member of his species ",
    "6134": "Target is killed outright if he wounds himself with a sword ",
    "6135": "Target is killed outright if struck by a blood relative ",
    "6136": "Target is limned by golden light until dawn tomorrow ",
    "6137": "Target is liquefied and emerges from a nearby lake fully healed ",
    "6138": "Target is liquefied but reforms at full hit points in 1d20 rounds ",
    "6139": "Target is liquefied but reforms in a slightly warped shape ",
    "6140": "Target is liquefied but returns fully healed during the next rain ",
    "6141": "Target is lost in the shuffle ",
    "6142": "Target is mesmerized by the sight of lighted candles ",
    "6143": "Target is mesmerized by the sound of clinking metal ",
    "6144": "Target is nearly paralyzed with terror under the full moon ",
    "6145": "Target is now standing 8d10 yards behind the spell's target point ",
    "6146": "Target is now standing atop the tallest mountain within 100 miles ",
    "6147": "Target is numb to all physical sensation for 3d8 rounds ",
    "6148": "Target is obsessed with ridding himself of all skin and hair ",
    "6149": "Target is obsessed with ridding himself of all worldly property ",
    "6150": "Target is obsessed with ridding himself of his allies ",
    "6151": "Target is obsessed with ridding himself of his shadow ",
    "6152": "Target is obsessively covetous of some item that he can now see ",
    "6153": "Target is obsessively jealous of someone now standing nearby ",
    "6154": "Target is obsessively protective of someone now standing nearby ",
    "6155": "Target is obsessively protective someone he's never met ",
    "6156": "Target is overwhelmingly drunk for 1d4 rounds, then totally sober ",
    "6157": "Target is paralyzed by dread when he witnesses magical effects ",
    "6158": "Target is pelted by hundreds of acorns ",
    "6159": "Target is pelted by snowballs for 1d6 rounds ",
    "6160": "Target is pelted by tiny, red hot coals for 1d4 rounds ",
    "6161": "Target is pelted like a mink, otter, or beaver ",
    "6162": "Target is permanently bloodstained ",
    "6163": "Target is permanently invisible to caster but can't attack him ",
    "6164": "Target is permanently invisible to himself between dusk and dawn ",
    "6165": "Target is permanently rendered 1d100% transparent ",
    "6166": "Target is physically exhausted ",
    "6167": "Target is poisoned if he touches a book in the next 1d4 days ",
    "6168": "Target is pursued by predatory moneylenders ",
    "6169": "Target is pursued by ravenous wolves ",
    "6170": "Target is pursued by rogue shadows that resemble his own ",
    "6171": "Target is pushed through the planet and out to the opposite side ",
    "6172": "Target is quarantined by the local Minister of Health ",
    "6173": "Target is real but can be disbelieved as if he were an illusion ",
    "6174": "Target is real but can be Dispelled as if he were an illusion ",
    "6175": "Target is recognized as an escaped slave wherever he goes ",
    "6176": "Target is reluctant to engage in combat between sunrise and noon ",
    "6177": "Target is reluctant to speak between noon and sunset ",
    "6178": "Target is reluctant to wield any weapon with inorganic components ",
    "6179": "Target is rendered deaf and blind for 2d10 rounds ",
    "6180": "Target is rendered inert for 1d10 turns ",
    "6181": "Target is rendered like a cow in an abattoir ",
    "6182": "Target is rendered mute for 1d100 rounds ",
    "6183": "Target is scarred as though he were pressed against a hot screen ",
    "6184": "Target is scarred as though his digestive tract has been removed ",
    "6185": "Target is sheathed in a large, living sponge ",
    "6186": "Target is sheathed in a plant like a huge pea pod ",
    "6187": "Target is sheathed in blood-soaked strips of leather ",
    "6188": "Target is sheathed in wax  ",
    "6189": "Target is shoved to the ground in each of the next 1d10 rounds ",
    "6190": "Target is showered by sawdust for 1d10 rounds ",
    "6191": "Target is showered by shaved ice for the next 1d10 rounds ",
    "6192": "Target is shunned by all other members of his species ",
    "6193": "Target is shunned by all that is holy ",
    "6194": "Target is shunned by anyone carrying a magic item ",
    "6195": "Target is shunned by anyone nearby who is now wounded ",
    "6196": "Target is shunned by polite society ",
    "6197": "Target is smeared in a coordinated campaign of personal attacks ",
    "6198": "Target is smeared in a fluid that suppresses his natural scent ",
    "6199": "Target is smeared in lard ",
    "6200": "Target is smeared in some kind of fireproof jelly ",
    "6201": "Target is so badly disfigured that people flee from him in horror ",
    "6202": "Target is sought for arrest because he stole a loaf of bread ",
    "6203": "Target is standing knee-deep in a basket full of cobras ",
    "6204": "Target is standing knee-deep in a bucket full of manure  ",
    "6205": "Target is stricken completely hairless ",
    "6206": "Target is stricken deaf, blind, and mute for 1d6 rounds ",
    "6207": "Target is stricken from any documents that mention him by name ",
    "6208": "Target is stricken mute under every full moon ",
    "6209": "Target is stricken mute while horses are nearby ",
    "6210": "Target is stricken mute while under any magical effect ",
    "6211": "Target is struck by lightning for 1d100 hit points of damage ",
    "6212": "Target is struck by lightning the next time an ally is wounded ",
    "6213": "Target is struck by lightning the next time he draws a weapon ",
    "6214": "Target is struck by lightning the next time he enters water ",
    "6215": "Target is struck by lightning the next time he speaks ",
    "6216": "Target is struck by lightning the next time he uses a magic item ",
    "6217": "Target is struck by lightning unless he's currently atop a horse ",
    "6218": "Target is stung by a bee as large as an ox ",
    "6219": "Target is stung by a bee every time he makes a successful attack ",
    "6220": "Target is suddenly acutely aware of any injuries he now has ",
    "6221": "Target is suddenly attacked by ruffians ",
    "6222": "Target is suddenly holding 1d4 anvils ",
    "6223": "Target is suddenly holding a box full of his own bones ",
    "6224": "Target is suddenly holding a pair of alligator suitcases  ",
    "6225": "Target is suddenly holding a pair of magic rings ",
    "6226": "Target is suddenly holding an enormous bouquet of roses ",
    "6227": "Target is suddenly holding the king's severed head ",
    "6228": "Target is suddenly holding the nearest corpse in his arms ",
    "6229": "Target is suddenly lying in a four-poster canopy bed ",
    "6230": "Target is suddenly lying in his own bed ",
    "6231": "Target is suddenly lying on a funeral pyre ",
    "6232": "Target is suddenly married to 1d8 additional spouses ",
    "6233": "Target is suddenly morbidly obese ",
    "6234": "Target is suddenly naked except for a fig leaf ",
    "6235": "Target is suddenly on the verge of an important breakthrough ",
    "6236": "Target is suddenly on the verge of going berserk ",
    "6237": "Target is suddenly on the verge of utter dehydration ",
    "6238": "Target is suddenly on the verge of utter exhaustion ",
    "6239": "Target is suddenly on the verge of utter panic ",
    "6240": "Target is suddenly on the verge of utter starvation ",
    "6241": "Target is suddenly packaged in a large cardboard box ",
    "6242": "Target is suddenly recognized as everyone's long-lost brother ",
    "6243": "Target is suddenly sitting at the base of a nearby waterfall ",
    "6244": "Target is suddenly sitting atop someone else's horse ",
    "6245": "Target is suddenly sitting atop the tallest waterfall in the land ",
    "6246": "Target is suddenly sitting in a bucket full of ice water ",
    "6247": "Target is suddenly sitting in a large wooden crate ",
    "6248": "Target is suddenly sitting in the bucket of the nearest catapult ",
    "6249": "Target is suddenly sitting in the queen's boudoir ",
    "6250": "Target is suddenly sitting on an anthill, smeared with honey ",
    "6251": "Target is suddenly sitting on the corpse of a fallen ally ",
    "6252": "Target is suddenly standing atop a heap of shattered masonry ",
    "6253": "Target is suddenly standing atop a rickety and very tall fence ",
    "6254": "Target is suddenly standing atop a tall ladder ",
    "6255": "Target is suddenly standing atop the nearest corpse ",
    "6256": "Target is suddenly standing atop the nearest lookout tower ",
    "6257": "Target is suddenly standing atop the nearest sand dune ",
    "6258": "Target is suddenly standing in a fetid swamp miles from here ",
    "6259": "Target is suddenly standing in the nearest boat ",
    "6260": "Target is suddenly standing in the nearest locked treasure vault ",
    "6261": "Target is suddenly standing knee-deep in the nearest ocean ",
    "6262": "Target is suddenly standing next to his most powerful enemy ",
    "6263": "Target is suddenly standing on a trapdoor over a very deep pit ",
    "6264": "Target is suddenly standing on the shoulders of a nearby ally ",
    "6265": "Target is suddenly standing outside his own front door ",
    "6266": "Target is suddenly standing under the nearest bridge ",
    "6267": "Target is suddenly standing upon what appears to be his own grave ",
    "6268": "Target is suddenly standing wherever he awoke this morning ",
    "6269": "Target is suddenly suffering from overpowering agoraphobia ",
    "6270": "Target is suddenly wearing a cast-iron straightjacket ",
    "6271": "Target is suddenly wearing a provocative leather ensemble ",
    "6272": "Target is suddenly wearing a skin-tight suit of chain mail ",
    "6273": "Target is suddenly wearing an anachronistic bathing costume ",
    "6274": "Target is suddenly wearing an ornate saddle of very high quality ",
    "6275": "Target is suddenly wearing fireproof clothing ",
    "6276": "Target is suddenly wearing whatever the king wore yesterday ",
    "6277": "Target is surrounded by pandering sycophants  ",
    "6278": "Target is surrounded by rabid wolves ",
    "6279": "Target is surrounded by servitors who want to assassinate him ",
    "6280": "Target is surrounded by vermin and small pests ",
    "6281": "Target is susceptible to rust while carrying gold ",
    "6282": "Target is suspected of having trafficked with demons in a church ",
    "6283": "Target is suspected of having wrought a plague upon this nation ",
    "6284": "Target is suspected of holding the secret of all existence ",
    "6285": "Target is suspected of plotting to exterminate his entire species ",
    "6286": "Target is suspended above the tallest tree nearby  ",
    "6287": "Target is suspended over a flaming pit until sunset ",
    "6288": "Target is swarmed by countless flies, but they don't bother him ",
    "6289": "Target is swarmed by undead whenever he uses a magic item ",
    "6290": "Target is swept 3d100 yards by a wave of molasses  ",
    "6291": "Target is the most unrepentant coward in the entire world ",
    "6292": "Target is the subject of a distant being's use of the Wish spell ",
    "6293": "Target is thought to be a malefic figure as foretold by prophecy ",
    "6294": "Target is thrown 1d4 rounds into the past ",
    "6295": "Target is thrown 8d6 hours into the future ",
    "6296": "Target is thrown 8d6 yards into the air ",
    "6297": "Target is thrown down the nearest flight of stairs ",
    "6298": "Target is thrown into a coma for 1d6 days ",
    "6299": "Target is thrown into the nearest briar patch ",
    "6300": "Target is tied between two trees like a hammock ",
    "6301": "Target is tied to the ground with rope made of his own hair ",
    "6302": "Target is tightly bound by strips of adhesive cloth ",
    "6303": "Target is tightly chained to the nearest tree ",
    "6304": "Target is tightly swaddled in a coarse wool blanket ",
    "6305": "Target is tightly wrapped in blood-soaked bandages ",
    "6306": "Target is tightly wrapped in strips of raw and greasy bacon ",
    "6307": "Target is tormented by countless demonic voices ",
    "6308": "Target is tormented by false but realistic echoes of a past life ",
    "6309": "Target is tormented by illusory ants crawling all over him ",
    "6310": "Target is tormented by invisible barbs that catch in his flesh ",
    "6311": "Target is tormented by shrill and discordant music ",
    "6312": "Target is tormented by the awareness of his mortality ",
    "6313": "Target is tormented by visions of his own damnation ",
    "6314": "Target is tormented by visions of his own descent into madness ",
    "6315": "Target is tormented by visions of the damned ",
    "6316": "Target is tormented by visions of the torture of his allies ",
    "6317": "Target is tormented by voices telling him to kill his allies ",
    "6318": "Target is tormented by voices telling him to kill the king ",
    "6319": "Target is unable to look directly at the caster ",
    "6320": "Target is unaffected by natural winds ",
    "6321": "Target is unexpectedly thrust into a position of political power ",
    "6322": "Target is unusually clumsy for 1d4 hours after he says his name ",
    "6323": "Target is utterly fearless until sunset tomorrow ",
    "6324": "Target is violently allergic to some common non-magical species  ",
    "6325": "Target is violently compressed to the size of a grain of rice ",
    "6326": "Target is violently pushed 1d10 yards, stunned for as many rounds ",
    "6327": "Target is wearing a diver's mask, snorkel, and swim fins ",
    "6328": "Target is wearing a formal suit made entirely of lettuce ",
    "6329": "Target is wearing a formal suit made entirely of smoked meats ",
    "6330": "Target is wearing a necklace of severed human ears ",
    "6331": "Target is wearing nothing but strategically-placed coconut shells ",
    "6332": "Target is wearing the entire skin from an orc or goblin ",
    "6333": "Target is wearing the leathered skin from his own corpse ",
    "6334": "Target is wholly invulnerable for 1d4 rounds ",
    "6335": "Target is widely famed for his prowess with the scissors ",
    "6336": "Target is widely recognized as a traitor to his race and species ",
    "6337": "Target is, by his very nature, impossible ",
    "6338": "Target jingles like sleigh bells while trying to move stealthily ",
    "6339": "Target kills himself at sunset tonight but is resurrected at dawn ",
    "6340": "Target knows a secret that damages the sanity of any who learn it ",
    "6341": "Target knows an economical way to extract aluminum from bauxite ",
    "6342": "Target knows but won't tell the location of an important artifact ",
    "6343": "Target knows everything there is to know about the caster ",
    "6344": "Target knows exactly what will happen in the next 2d6 rounds ",
    "6345": "Target knows the current location of every Dwarf within 10 miles ",
    "6346": "Target knows the location of every lock within one mile ",
    "6347": "Target labors to conceal a humiliating secret from his allies ",
    "6348": "Target lacks any concept of personal property ",
    "6349": "Target laughs like a braying donkey when he injures someone ",
    "6350": "Target laughs outrageously at the sight of his allies' blood ",
    "6351": "Target learns that a deranged cult worships him as a god ",
    "6352": "Target leaves no scent for 1d4 weeks ",
    "6353": "Target leeches 2d10 hit points from the caster ",
    "6354": "Target levitates 10d10 yards into the air for that many rounds  ",
    "6355": "Target levitates 1d10 feet in each of the next 1d6 rounds ",
    "6356": "Target literally laughs at danger, so much so that it's annoying ",
    "6357": "Target looks as though half of his body has been severely burned ",
    "6358": "Target looks as though half of his body is made of pumice ",
    "6359": "Target looks as though half of his body is made of wood ",
    "6360": "Target looks as though he's made entirely of clay ",
    "6361": "Target looks exactly like the caster for 1d4 days ",
    "6362": "Target looks like a photo-negative for 1d4 days ",
    "6363": "Target looks like a photo-negative while wielding a weapon ",
    "6364": "Target looks vaguely demonic whenever he uses a magic item ",
    "6365": "Target loses 1d100 hit points if he speaks his name before sunset ",
    "6366": "Target loses 1d100 hit points unless he eats 3lbs of gold by dawn ",
    "6367": "Target loses 1d100% of his mass ",
    "6368": "Target loses 1d4 hit points every time he draws a weapon ",
    "6369": "Target loses 1d4 levels/hit dice ",
    "6370": "Target loses a point of Intelligence for each hit point he loses ",
    "6371": "Target loses all but one hit point, then regains one per round ",
    "6372": "Target loses all hit points gained due to high Constitution ",
    "6373": "Target loses all sense of decency and restraint ",
    "6374": "Target loses half of his remaining hit points ",
    "6375": "Target loses one hit point each day for the next 1d100 days ",
    "6376": "Target loses one hit point per hour until dawn tomorrow ",
    "6377": "Target loses one hit point per person now within a 10 yard radius ",
    "6378": "Target loses one hit point per round until he eats some raw meat ",
    "6379": "Target loses one hit point per round until he strips naked ",
    "6380": "Target loses one hit point per round until he swallows a coin ",
    "6381": "Target loses one hit point per round until he's struck by magic ",
    "6382": "Target loses the sense of object permanence ",
    "6383": "Target makes a spirited effort to detach one of his legs ",
    "6384": "Target makes a spirited effort to disarm his allies ",
    "6385": "Target makes a spirited effort to eat his own foot ",
    "6386": "Target makes a spirited effort to extract his own heart ",
    "6387": "Target makes a spirited effort to pull out his own tongue ",
    "6388": "Target makes a spirited effort to remove his lower jaw ",
    "6389": "Target makes a spirited effort to scour the flesh from his hands ",
    "6390": "Target makes a spirited effort to swallow his weapon ",
    "6391": "Target makes a spirited effort to tear off his ears ",
    "6392": "Target makes outrageous claims about his martial skill ",
    "6393": "Target makes outrageous claims about his wealth and property ",
    "6394": "Target mimics the actions of one of his allies for 2d6 rounds ",
    "6395": "Target mimics the caster's actions for 1d10 rounds ",
    "6396": "Target mistakes himself for someone else ",
    "6397": "Target moos like a cow each time he draws a weapon ",
    "6398": "Target must carry a blade at all times that has never drawn blood ",
    "6399": "Target must carry a burning candle at all times ",
    "6400": "Target must carry a fifty pound wheel of cheese until sunset ",
    "6401": "Target must carry a small stone from this spot at all times ",
    "6402": "Target must carry a wooden staff taller than he is at all times ",
    "6403": "Target must carry at least 30 feet of rope at all times ",
    "6404": "Target must carry at least 4d6 gold coins at all times ",
    "6405": "Target must carry at least five pounds of wood at all times ",
    "6406": "Target must carry at least one pound of feathers at all times ",
    "6407": "Target must climb a tall tree during the next thunderstorm ",
    "6408": "Target must disrobe before entering any cave or mine ",
    "6409": "Target must douse himself with 2d6 gallons of water or combust ",
    "6410": "Target must draw his weapon every time he says his name ",
    "6411": "Target must drink 2d4 gallons of water before sunset ",
    "6412": "Target must eat 3d6 pounds of food before dawn tomorrow ",
    "6413": "Target must eat a pound of grass or leaves before dawn ",
    "6414": "Target must eat a pound of ice by sunset tonight ",
    "6415": "Target must give his name whenever he's asked for it ",
    "6416": "Target must lie whenever he's asked his name ",
    "6417": "Target must re-roll any attribute scores that are higher than 15 ",
    "6418": "Target must re-roll any attribute scores that are lower than 12 ",
    "6419": "Target must return to this location at least once each month ",
    "6420": "Target must Save at each sunset or forget what happened that day ",
    "6421": "Target must Save each morning or be ethereal until dusk  ",
    "6422": "Target must Save each morning or shrink by 10% ",
    "6423": "Target must Save each morning, or he can't use his arms that day ",
    "6424": "Target must Save each morning, or his left leg bursts into flame ",
    "6425": "Target must Save each night or else sleep for 6d8+24 hours ",
    "6426": "Target must Save or 1d100 of his bones explode ",
    "6427": "Target must Save or 1d100 of his bones turn to glass ",
    "6428": "Target must Save or 1d100 of his bones turn to steel ",
    "6429": "Target must Save or be dragged to the bottom of the nearest lake ",
    "6430": "Target must Save or be struck dead by a meteor  ",
    "6431": "Target must Save or each of his bones teleports 1d4 miles  ",
    "6432": "Target must Save or forfeit ownership of all of his possessions ",
    "6433": "Target must Save or he beheads himself with his next attack ",
    "6434": "Target must Save or he will never have existed ",
    "6435": "Target must Save or his hands and weapons vanish until sunset ",
    "6436": "Target must Save or his temperature rises 1� per round  ",
    "6437": "Target must Save or lose 1d4 from each attribute score  ",
    "6438": "Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or shatter ",
    "6439": "Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or shriek in panic ",
    "6440": "Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or turn inside out ",
    "6441": "Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or turn to butter ",
    "6442": "Target must say his name every time he draws a weapon ",
    "6443": "Target must scale the tallest mountain within 100 miles ",
    "6444": "Target must take 1d10 steps backward each time he draws a weapon ",
    "6445": "Target now has 1d12 x 10% of his full hit points ",
    "6446": "Target now has an odd number of limbs ",
    "6447": "Target now has three legs spaced evenly around his pelvis ",
    "6448": "Target obsessively cleans and polishes any magical items he owns ",
    "6449": "Target obsessively pursues a man who turns into a green monster ",
    "6450": "Target obsessively pursues an immortal beast with glass eyes ",
    "6451": "Target obsessively pursues some crazy get-rich-quick scheme ",
    "6452": "Target obsessively pursues the one-armed man who killed his wife ",
    "6453": "Target offered his legs as collateral on a high-interest loan ",
    "6454": "Target only needs to blink once every 4d6 hours ",
    "6455": "Target only needs to eat one normal-sized meal per week ",
    "6456": "Target opens a chain of big-box retail stores ",
    "6457": "Target owes a big favor to a powerful and malevolent entity ",
    "6458": "Target owes a big favor to someone to whom he's morally opposed ",
    "6459": "Target perceives a vast army to be just beyond the nearest ridge ",
    "6460": "Target perceives aggressive creditors to be hunting him endlessly ",
    "6461": "Target perceives all foliage to be ablaze  ",
    "6462": "Target perceives constant rainfall from now on ",
    "6463": "Target perceives everyone nearby to be sheathed in golden flame ",
    "6464": "Target perceives everyone nearby to be sprouting peacock feathers ",
    "6465": "Target perceives everyone nearby to look just like him ",
    "6466": "Target perceives everything except himself to be 50% larger ",
    "6467": "Target perceives everything nearby to be aligned against him ",
    "6468": "Target perceives everything nearby to made of gold ",
    "6469": "Target perceives everything to be blighted and drained of color ",
    "6470": "Target perceives himself to be bathed in silver light ",
    "6471": "Target perceives himself to be the wealthiest person in the world ",
    "6472": "Target perceives hints of prophecy in any music he hears ",
    "6473": "Target perceives menacing waterfowl all around him ",
    "6474": "Target perceives profound secrets in everyday conversation ",
    "6475": "Target perceives shocking insults in everyday conversation ",
    "6476": "Target perceives weather conditions to be six months out of sync ",
    "6477": "Target perceives worms to be wriggling from his every orifice ",
    "6478": "Target permanently abandons his principal weapon ",
    "6479": "Target permanently ages one year for each hit point he loses ",
    "6480": "Target permanently gains 1d4 hit points  ",
    "6481": "Target permanently loses 1d10 toes ",
    "6482": "Target permanently loses 1d4 hit points ",
    "6483": "Target permanently loses half his current hit points ",
    "6484": "Target poses and spits water like a fountain for one turn  ",
    "6485": "Target presents a long list of grievances to the caster ",
    "6486": "Target pretends that he has a personal relationship with his god ",
    "6487": "Target pretends that he's been Charmed by the caster ",
    "6488": "Target punches his jaw repeatedly until he knocks himself out ",
    "6489": "Target quickly regenerates any lost fingers or toes ",
    "6490": "Target races away in a random direction and can't stop until dawn ",
    "6491": "Target races headlong toward any magic user he encounters ",
    "6492": "Target races to the nearest cave and hides there ",
    "6493": "Target races to the nearest cave entrance ",
    "6494": "Target races to the nearest library and tries to burn it down ",
    "6495": "Target races to the nearest temple and messily desecrates it ",
    "6496": "Target races toward his home at top speed ",
    "6497": "Target races toward the caster and begs to be killed ",
    "6498": "Target races toward the caster, embraces him, & vanishes with him ",
    "6499": "Target races toward the nearest lake and jumps into it ",
    "6500": "Target races toward the nearest monarch and attacks him ",
    "6501": "Target races toward the nearest ocean and wades out 1d4 miles ",
    "6502": "Target races toward the nearest open fire and jumps into it ",
    "6503": "Target races toward the nearest open pit and jumps into it ",
    "6504": "Target rattles like a bucket of stones while moving with stealth  ",
    "6505": "Target reacts violently to any representative of the king ",
    "6506": "Target reacts violently to anyone bearing a scar on his face ",
    "6507": "Target reacts violently to anyone bearing a tattoo ",
    "6508": "Target reacts violently to anyone displaying a holy symbol ",
    "6509": "Target reacts violently to anyone he sees who is now injured ",
    "6510": "Target reacts violently to anyone he thinks is able to kill him ",
    "6511": "Target reacts violently to anyone nearby when he awakens ",
    "6512": "Target reacts violently to anyone not of his race ",
    "6513": "Target reacts violently to anyone not wearing a hat ",
    "6514": "Target reacts violently to anyone refusing to address him as sire ",
    "6515": "Target reacts violently to anyone representing a deity  ",
    "6516": "Target reacts violently to anyone taller than he is  ",
    "6517": "Target reacts violently to anyone wearing a cloak ",
    "6518": "Target reacts violently to anyone wearing a gold ring ",
    "6519": "Target reacts violently to anyone wearing a hat or helmet ",
    "6520": "Target reacts violently to anyone wearing leather ",
    "6521": "Target reacts violently to anyone who addresses him by name ",
    "6522": "Target reacts violently to anyone who addresses the caster  ",
    "6523": "Target reacts violently to anyone who asks his name ",
    "6524": "Target reacts violently to anyone who attacks the caster ",
    "6525": "Target reacts violently to anyone who carries an axe ",
    "6526": "Target reacts violently to anyone who displays fear or pity ",
    "6527": "Target reacts violently to anyone who displays the color red ",
    "6528": "Target reacts violently to anyone who doesn't offer him money ",
    "6529": "Target reacts violently to anyone who doesn't recognize him ",
    "6530": "Target reacts violently to anyone who draws a weapon near him ",
    "6531": "Target reacts violently to anyone who eats in front of him ",
    "6532": "Target reacts violently to anyone who eats meat in his presence ",
    "6533": "Target reacts violently to anyone who gives him an order ",
    "6534": "Target reacts violently to anyone who has a beard ",
    "6535": "Target reacts violently to anyone who has long hair ",
    "6536": "Target reacts violently to anyone who has no beard ",
    "6537": "Target reacts violently to anyone who lights a fire near him ",
    "6538": "Target reacts violently to anyone who mentions a deity by name ",
    "6539": "Target reacts violently to anyone who mentions his martial skill ",
    "6540": "Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him aid in battle ",
    "6541": "Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him food or water ",
    "6542": "Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him hospitality ",
    "6543": "Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him money ",
    "6544": "Target reacts violently to anyone who questions his bravery ",
    "6545": "Target reacts violently to anyone who receives magical healing ",
    "6546": "Target reacts violently to anyone who refuses to give him money ",
    "6547": "Target reacts violently to anyone who refuses to worship him ",
    "6548": "Target reacts violently to anyone who says a magic word near him ",
    "6549": "Target reacts violently to anyone who seems to have a magic item ",
    "6550": "Target reacts violently to anyone who sees him get injured ",
    "6551": "Target reacts violently to anyone who shows him common courtesy ",
    "6552": "Target reacts violently to anyone who speaks while on horseback ",
    "6553": "Target reacts violently to anyone who speaks with an accent ",
    "6554": "Target reacts violently to anyone who spends money on armor ",
    "6555": "Target reacts violently to anyone who suggests that he's mortal ",
    "6556": "Target reacts violently to anyone who touches him ",
    "6557": "Target reacts violently to anyone who uses magic  ",
    "6558": "Target reacts violently to anyone who wears jewelry ",
    "6559": "Target reacts violently to anyone who wields a magical weapon ",
    "6560": "Target reacts violently to anyone whom he perceives to be ill ",
    "6561": "Target reacts violently to anyone wielding a bloodstained weapon ",
    "6562": "Target reacts violently to anyone wielding a wooden bludgeon ",
    "6563": "Target reacts violently to anyone with bloodstained clothes ",
    "6564": "Target reacts violently to Elves who learn his name ",
    "6565": "Target reacts violently to the next person to draw blood near him ",
    "6566": "Target realizes that has an extra eye in the back of his head ",
    "6567": "Target realizes that he murdered 1d10 people closest to him ",
    "6568": "Target realizes that he's a mechanical simulacrum ",
    "6569": "Target realizes that he's always been a ravenous cannibal ",
    "6570": "Target realizes that he's been chewing on gravel for several days ",
    "6571": "Target realizes that he's being controlled by invisible entities ",
    "6572": "Target realizes that he's had an arrow in his thigh for days ",
    "6573": "Target realizes that he's lost and doesn't know anyone nearby ",
    "6574": "Target realizes that the back of his head is removable ",
    "6575": "Target receives a massive shock the next time he touches metal ",
    "6576": "Target receives a sign that he should abandon all worldly goods ",
    "6577": "Target receives a sign that he should devote himself to magic ",
    "6578": "Target receives a sign that he should reject all magic  ",
    "6579": "Target receives a sign that his murder is imminent ",
    "6580": "Target reeks of carrion when he's angry ",
    "6581": "Target reeks of cheap perfume between sunset and dawn ",
    "6582": "Target reeks of chlorine while he speaks ",
    "6583": "Target reeks of gasoline for the rest of his life ",
    "6584": "Target reeks of manure while in polite company ",
    "6585": "Target reflection appears in every mirror within 10 miles ",
    "6586": "Target refuses any offers of first aid or magical healing ",
    "6587": "Target refuses to believe that metal weapons can harm him  ",
    "6588": "Target refuses to believe that poisons are poisonous ",
    "6589": "Target refuses to believe that the caster exists ",
    "6590": "Target refuses to eat any cooked meat ",
    "6591": "Target refuses to eat or sleep for 2d4-1 days ",
    "6592": "Target refuses to eat until his magical sword is returned ",
    "6593": "Target refuses to eat within 6d10 miles of this spot ",
    "6594": "Target refuses to give medical aid to his allies ",
    "6595": "Target refuses to share food or water with his allies ",
    "6596": "Target refuses to speak his native tongue while outdoors ",
    "6597": "Target refuses to speak to anyone at all for 1d8 days ",
    "6598": "Target refuses to speak to anyone not of his race ",
    "6599": "Target refuses to speak to anyone of his race ",
    "6600": "Target refuses to speak to anyone who addresses him by name ",
    "6601": "Target refuses to speak to anyone who is looking at him ",
    "6602": "Target refuses to speak to anyone who shares his native tongue ",
    "6603": "Target refuses to speak to anyone whom he knows to employ magic ",
    "6604": "Target regains his full hit points in each of the next 1d8 rounds ",
    "6605": "Target regenerates one hit point for each pint of blood he drinks ",
    "6606": "Target regresses to infancy but quickly grows to his correct age ",
    "6607": "Target re-rolls 1d4 of his attribute scores, using 2d10 ",
    "6608": "Target re-rolls his hit points ",
    "6609": "Target retains a perfect memory of the next 4d12 hours ",
    "6610": "Target rightly believes that everyone is trying to kill him ",
    "6611": "Target roars like a lion whenever he sees food ",
    "6612": "Target runs 1d4 miles at top speed in a random direction ",
    "6613": "Target runs completely around the nearest lake ",
    "6614": "Target salivates heavily during battle  ",
    "6615": "Target screams as though in agony for 1d4 hours ",
    "6616": "Target secretes 10 gallons of foul brine over the next 1d8 turns ",
    "6617": "Target secretes a sticky pus from his eyes, nose, and ears ",
    "6618": "Target sees anything more than 20 yards away as dull gray ",
    "6619": "Target sees spectacular lightning overhead, but no one else does ",
    "6620": "Target shakes violently when attempting to use magic items ",
    "6621": "Target shakes violently while touching magic items ",
    "6622": "Target shimmers like a desert mirage, making him -1 ToHit ",
    "6623": "Target shrinks by 25% during each of the next 1d10 days ",
    "6624": "Target shrinks by 8d10% when he next attacks the caster  ",
    "6625": "Target single-mindedly attacks the tallest person he can see ",
    "6626": "Target single-mindedly tries to kill the caster until one is dead ",
    "6627": "Target sinks halfway to the center of the world ",
    "6628": "Target smells like 1,000 roses whenever he uses a magic item ",
    "6629": "Target smells like 10 corpses whenever he uses a magic item ",
    "6630": "Target smells like fungus for 1d4 hours after every battle ",
    "6631": "Target smells like roses for one hour after every battle ",
    "6632": "Target smells rotting flesh everywhere for 1d4 weeks ",
    "6633": "Target smells strongly of blood whenever he uses a magic item ",
    "6634": "Target smells strongly of cabbage until his next birthday ",
    "6635": "Target smells strongly of sauerkraut for the rest of his life ",
    "6636": "Target smells strongly of sour milk until next wounded in battle ",
    "6637": "Target smells strongly of vanilla for 2d4 days ",
    "6638": "Target sneezes and 10d10 angry wasps spew from his nose ",
    "6639": "Target sneezes and blows 1d4 pounds of iron filings from his nose ",
    "6640": "Target sneezes and blows all of his teeth from his mouth  ",
    "6641": "Target snorts like a pig before and after he says his name ",
    "6642": "Target sounds as though he's shouting through a distant megaphone ",
    "6643": "Target speaks only in an archaic dialect of his native language ",
    "6644": "Target spends 1d4 rounds obsessing over the impact of his actions ",
    "6645": "Target spends 1d4 turns trying to fell a tree with his bare hands  ",
    "6646": "Target spends 2d4 rounds trying to remove one of his vital organs ",
    "6647": "Target spends 2d8 rounds praising the caster for his magic skills ",
    "6648": "Target spends a few rounds trying to convince himself he's dead ",
    "6649": "Target spends a few rounds trying to unscrew his own head ",
    "6650": "Target spends all of his money to buy something totally worthless ",
    "6651": "Target spins a cocoon & emerges in 1d4 days with butterfly wings ",
    "6652": "Target spins like a top for 1d8 rounds ",
    "6653": "Target spits out small lumps of coal after any melee ",
    "6654": "Target sprays a gallon of milk from his nose ",
    "6655": "Target sprays a huge gout of jet-black ink from his nose ",
    "6656": "Target sprouts 1d10 additional noses all over his body ",
    "6657": "Target sprouts 1d10 fingers from his cheeks ",
    "6658": "Target sprouts 1d10 pairs of delicate antennae  ",
    "6659": "Target sprouts 1d100 additional ears on his body ",
    "6660": "Target sprouts 1d6 additional noses somewhere on his body ",
    "6661": "Target sprouts 3d10 tufts of coarse, ugly hair on his body ",
    "6662": "Target sprouts a bunch of flexible metal tines on his face ",
    "6663": "Target sprouts a clumsy elephant's trunk at the back of his head ",
    "6664": "Target sprouts a collar of holly from the skin of his neck ",
    "6665": "Target sprouts a horse's tail from the center of his chest ",
    "6666": "Target sprouts a long, prehensile tail from his chest ",
    "6667": "Target sprouts a non-functional face between his shoulder blades ",
    "6668": "Target sprouts a non-functioning hand from the top of his head ",
    "6669": "Target sprouts a pair of compound eyes from his cheekbones ",
    "6670": "Target sprouts a pair of loathsome tentacles from his forehead ",
    "6671": "Target sprouts a pair of retractable fangs in each palm ",
    "6672": "Target sprouts a pig's tail from between his eyes ",
    "6673": "Target sprouts a small foot from the top of his head ",
    "6674": "Target sprouts a torch sconce between his shoulder blades ",
    "6675": "Target sprouts a vulture's wing between his shoulder blades ",
    "6676": "Target sprouts an additional foot from each knee ",
    "6677": "Target sprouts an additional foot from each shoulder ",
    "6678": "Target sprouts an additional forearm and hand from one elbow ",
    "6679": "Target sprouts an additional hand from each shoulder ",
    "6680": "Target sprouts an additional hand from one of his arms ",
    "6681": "Target sprouts an additional hand from the palm of one hand ",
    "6682": "Target sprouts an additional head beside the existing one ",
    "6683": "Target sprouts an additional limb ",
    "6684": "Target sprouts an additional mouth next to his original one ",
    "6685": "Target sprouts an additional pair of eyes on his forehead ",
    "6686": "Target sprouts an additional pair of nostrils on his forehead ",
    "6687": "Target sprouts an additional pair of thumbs on his forehead ",
    "6688": "Target sprouts an additional thumb from the back of each hand ",
    "6689": "Target sprouts an iguana's tail from his chin ",
    "6690": "Target sprouts an intelligent fungus atop his head ",
    "6691": "Target sprouts an ox horn from his chin ",
    "6692": "Target sprouts an ox horn from one side of his head ",
    "6693": "Target sprouts countless leaves, each bearing a mysterious rune ",
    "6694": "Target sprouts deer antlers from his shoulder blades ",
    "6695": "Target sprouts enormous fangs from his lower jaw ",
    "6696": "Target sprouts harmless but acrid blue mold all over his body ",
    "6697": "Target sprouts retractable iron claws from his fingers ",
    "6698": "Target sprouts small, flashing lights along his spine ",
    "6699": "Target sprouts wool like a sheep ",
    "6700": "Target stalks the caster, always at least one mile distant ",
    "6701": "Target steals credit for writing a list of 7,000 random effects ",
    "6702": "Target stretches into an upright 'X' for 1d10 rounds ",
    "6703": "Target struggles with some trite philosophical conundrum ",
    "6704": "Target suddenly has 2d10 carpenter's nails in his mouth ",
    "6705": "Target suddenly has a horseshoe in his mouth ",
    "6706": "Target suddenly owns a book describing how to build a spacecraft ",
    "6707": "Target suddenly owns a large pouch made of his own leathered skin ",
    "6708": "Target suddenly owns an exact replica of his own skeleton ",
    "6709": "Target suddenly owns an exact replica of some person nearby ",
    "6710": "Target suddenly owns an exact replica of the caster's skeleton ",
    "6711": "Target suddenly realizes that fire can harm him ",
    "6712": "Target suddenly realizes that he doesn't know how to use weapons ",
    "6713": "Target suddenly realizes that he has a conjoined twin ",
    "6714": "Target suddenly realizes that he's terrified of spiders ",
    "6715": "Target suddenly realizes that he's undead ",
    "6716": "Target suddenly realizes that magic doesn't really exist ",
    "6717": "Target suddenly realizes that magical illusions can't hurt him ",
    "6718": "Target suddenly realizes that the caster is only an illusion ",
    "6719": "Target suddenly senses that his identity is a fictional construct ",
    "6720": "Target suffers a fit of crippling paranoia for 1d4 turns ",
    "6721": "Target suffers a seizure lasting 1d10 rounds ",
    "6722": "Target suffers burns if he touches water hotter than 80� ",
    "6723": "Target suffers double damage from injuries while he's wet ",
    "6724": "Target suffers extreme hypothermia ",
    "6725": "Target suffers from a disfiguring pox, but his teeth are radiant ",
    "6726": "Target suffers from hysterical pregnancy ",
    "6727": "Target suffers half damage from metal weapons while it's snowing ",
    "6728": "Target suffers immense pain while in close proximity to fire ",
    "6729": "Target suffers intense dread when he tries to use a magic item ",
    "6730": "Target suffers no damage from dragons' breath for 1d4 weeks ",
    "6731": "Target suffers no damage from falls of less than 1d100 feet ",
    "6732": "Target suffers no damage from magical blades for 2d4 days ",
    "6733": "Target suffers no damage from wounds inflicted by orcs ",
    "6734": "Target suffers only half damage from acid for 1d4 days ",
    "6735": "Target suffers only half damage from fire for 1d8 days ",
    "6736": "Target suffers only half damage from now until midnight ",
    "6737": "Target suffers only half damage from wounds received in daylight ",
    "6738": "Target suffers severe burns if cut by a magical blade ",
    "6739": "Target suffers severe burns the next time he removes his clothes ",
    "6740": "Target suffers severe convulsions in the presence of kobolds ",
    "6741": "Target suffers severe frostbite the next time he touches metal ",
    "6742": "Target suffers splitting headaches after using magic items ",
    "6743": "Target swallowed a tiny but powerful artifact yesterday ",
    "6744": "Target swaps places with himself from 1d10+10 rounds ago  ",
    "6745": "Target swears undying loyalty to the next person to say his name ",
    "6746": "Target sweats viscous and fragrant oil ",
    "6747": "Target teleports 100 yards north in each of the next 1d10 rounds ",
    "6748": "Target teleports 6d6 miles & back in each of the next 2d6 rounds ",
    "6749": "Target teleports 8d10 miles when he next attacks the caster ",
    "6750": "Target teleports into the nearest convent ",
    "6751": "Target teleports into the nearest grain silo ",
    "6752": "Target teleports into the nearest leper colony ",
    "6753": "Target teleports into the nearest monastery ",
    "6754": "Target teleports into the nearest oubliette ",
    "6755": "Target teleports into the nearest unoccupied sarcophagus ",
    "6756": "Target teleports one mile upon his next successful attack ",
    "6757": "Target teleports to a barren, arctic wasteland for 1d4+1 hours ",
    "6758": "Target teleports to a point 1d100 feet above the nearest lake ",
    "6759": "Target teleports to a tiny and distant island for 1d4 days ",
    "6760": "Target teleports to an impenetrable forest for 4d6 hours ",
    "6761": "Target teleports to the base of the largest tree within 100 miles ",
    "6762": "Target teleports to the caster's location in exactly 24 hours ",
    "6763": "Target teleports to the centerpoint of the nearest lake's surface ",
    "6764": "Target teleports to the exact place where he awoke this morning ",
    "6765": "Target teleports to the exact place where he last ate a full meal ",
    "6766": "Target teleports to the exact place where he met the caster ",
    "6767": "Target teleports to the exact place where he was born ",
    "6768": "Target teleports to the exact place where he'll be in 24 hours ",
    "6769": "Target teleports to the exact place where the caster was born ",
    "6770": "Target teleports to the location of the nearest anvil ",
    "6771": "Target teleports to the place where he last paid for a meal ",
    "6772": "Target teleports to the place where his blood was last spilled ",
    "6773": "Target teleports to this spot at both dawn and sunset tomorrow ",
    "6774": "Target teleports to this spot on the first day of each month ",
    "6775": "Target teleports to this spot upon losing 50% of his hit points ",
    "6776": "Target teleports to this spot when his blood is next spilled ",
    "6777": "Target teleports well beyond the caster's line of sight ",
    "6778": "Target tells embarrassing lies about himself at every opportunity ",
    "6779": "Target thinks he'll die if he climbs a tree taller than he is ",
    "6780": "Target thinks he'll die if he sees a shooting star ",
    "6781": "Target thinks he'll die if he wields a magical weapon ",
    "6782": "Target thinks he'll die if struck again by the caster's magic ",
    "6783": "Target thinks he'll die unless the caster saves him ",
    "6784": "Target thinks he's an elephant until he's next injured ",
    "6785": "Target thinks that 1d100 years have passed  ",
    "6786": "Target thinks that a mighty artifact is hidden in a nearby lake ",
    "6787": "Target thinks that he can control the caster for 1d6 rounds ",
    "6788": "Target thinks that he's thoroughly soaked with lamp oil ",
    "6789": "Target thinks that he's under the caster's control until sunset ",
    "6790": "Target thinks that his attacks heal rather than inflict damage  ",
    "6791": "Target thinks that his clothing is on fire for 1d10 rounds ",
    "6792": "Target thinks that his enemies are only illusions ",
    "6793": "Target thinks that his left arm has turned to stone ",
    "6794": "Target thinks that his skin is trying to suffocate him ",
    "6795": "Target thinks that his sweat is flammable ",
    "6796": "Target thinks that his weapon is intelligent and powerful ",
    "6797": "Target thinks that his weapon will explode on contact with metal ",
    "6798": "Target thinks that non-magical fire is a manifestation of his god ",
    "6799": "Target thinks that non-magical fire is an offense against his god ",
    "6800": "Target thinks that one of his limbs is as fragile as glass ",
    "6801": "Target thinks that the nearest fire is an avatar of his god ",
    "6802": "Target thinks that the nearest statue is his close relative ",
    "6803": "Target thinks that the nearest statue was once his close friend ",
    "6804": "Target throws all of his belongings into the next fire he sees ",
    "6805": "Target throws his weapon into the next chasm he passes ",
    "6806": "Target tries to bite off 1d10 of his fingers, one try per finger ",
    "6807": "Target trips and falls over in each of the next 1d6 rounds ",
    "6808": "Target trips over what he realizes is his own grave marker ",
    "6809": "Target trumpets like an elephant when he draws a weapon ",
    "6810": "Target trusts everyone unquestioningly, no matter how unworthy ",
    "6811": "Target trusts no one who's visibly carrying a weapon ",
    "6812": "Target trusts the caster absolutely and unquestioningly ",
    "6813": "Target trusts the caster implicitly until the caster next speaks ",
    "6814": "Target turns in a circle every time he passes through a doorway ",
    "6815": "Target turns into a pumpkin at midnight tonight; reverts at dawn ",
    "6816": "Target turns into a tree at each sunset but reverts at dawn ",
    "6817": "Target understands 3d6 languages but can speak and write only one ",
    "6818": "Target vanishes for 1d4 days, then reappears unaware of the lapse ",
    "6819": "Target vanishes until 1d4 different people say his name ",
    "6820": "Target vanishes until the caster dies or gains a level ",
    "6821": "Target vanishes until two different people say his name ",
    "6822": "Target volunteers for any task, the more dangerous, the better ",
    "6823": "Target vows not to eat meat unless it comes from primates ",
    "6824": "Target vows to adopt a life of asceticism and poverty  ",
    "6825": "Target vows to eat an entire person before the end of next month ",
    "6826": "Target vows to eat only raw meat starting tomorrow ",
    "6827": "Target vows to eat only rotting meat starting tomorrow ",
    "6828": "Target vows to forego all magical healing for one full year ",
    "6829": "Target vows to return to this exact spot once per week ",
    "6830": "Target vows to slay anyone who uses magic on him ",
    "6831": "Target vows to slay every necromancer he meets ",
    "6832": "Target vows to smite those who take his name in vain ",
    "6833": "Target vows to tithe 90% of his income ",
    "6834": "Target wails inconsolably for 1d10 rounds ",
    "6835": "Target wakes each day bald, but his hair regrows by noon ",
    "6836": "Target wakes each day certain that he's been buried for weeks ",
    "6837": "Target wakes each day certain that he's been tortured for weeks ",
    "6838": "Target wakes each day certain that he's gone blind ",
    "6839": "Target wakes each day certain that he's immortal ",
    "6840": "Target wakes each day certain that he's spent a month in the snow ",
    "6841": "Target wakes each day certain that he's still dreaming ",
    "6842": "Target wakes each day certain that he's the king ",
    "6843": "Target wakes each day certain that his heart has been removed ",
    "6844": "Target wakes each day covered in dirt as though recently buried ",
    "6845": "Target wakes each day covered in finely-powdered rust ",
    "6846": "Target wakes each day with his pockets full of twigs and gravel ",
    "6847": "Target wakes tomorrow certain that it's yesterday ",
    "6848": "Target wakes tomorrow floating in the middle of the nearest lake ",
    "6849": "Target wakes tomorrow within 1d10 yards of the caster ",
    "6850": "Target was assembled from portions of corpses ",
    "6851": "Target was just released after decades of solitary confinement ",
    "6852": "Target was the caster in a past life ",
    "6853": "Target was Wished into existence by a delusional necromancer ",
    "6854": "Target wastes many hours writing a list of 10,000 random effects ",
    "6855": "Target whistles like a teapot when struck by magic ",
    "6856": "Target will be devoured by a dragon within 24 hours ",
    "6857": "Target will befriend a dragon within 24 hours ",
    "6858": "Target will betray himself at the most inopportune time ",
    "6859": "Target will betray his closest ally in his time of greatest need ",
    "6860": "Target will combust in 1d10 rounds unless he eats 2d10 gold coins ",
    "6861": "Target will combust violently in 2d10 rounds ",
    "6862": "Target will die unless he spends 100 gold pieces each day ",
    "6863": "Target will either die or become a god at the next solstice ",
    "6864": "Target will gouge out his eyes unless he's retrained or attacked ",
    "6865": "Target will rescue his closest ally but it will cost his own life ",
    "6866": "Target will soon be arrested for bearing forged letters of marque ",
    "6867": "Target will soon be arrested for running an illegal orphanage ",
    "6868": "Target will soon be mistaken for a mighty figure out of legend ",
    "6869": "Target will spend any amount necessary to buy a handful of smoke ",
    "6870": "Target wobbles and clangs like a buoy while walking in fog ",
    "6871": "Target won't be able to sleep in the next 1d100 days ",
    "6872": "Target wrongly believes that everyone is trying to kill him ",
    "6873": "Target's AC is re-rolled on 1d10 in each of the next 2d10 rounds ",
    "6874": "Target's age doubles twice  ",
    "6875": "Target's age fluctuates 5d10 years each round for 10 rounds ",
    "6876": "Target's age is now 3d20, with all related bonuses and penalties ",
    "6877": "Target's age is re-rolled on 10d10 each morning ",
    "6878": "Target's age varies by 1d10 years each time he's wounded ",
    "6879": "Target's allies all attack him for 1d4 rounds ",
    "6880": "Target's allies all sound just like him ",
    "6881": "Target's allies are all healed, but he's reduced to one hit point ",
    "6882": "Target's allies are all standing within arm's reach of him ",
    "6883": "Target's allies are condescending and patronizing to him ",
    "6884": "Target's allies are immune to the target's weapons for 1d12 hours ",
    "6885": "Target's allies are stricken blind until the target says his name ",
    "6886": "Target's allies are teleported at least 1d4 miles away from him ",
    "6887": "Target's allies arrange to sell him for a substantial profit ",
    "6888": "Target's allies assembled him from artificial parts ",
    "6889": "Target's allies attempt to steal and sell all of his belongings ",
    "6890": "Target's allies betrayed him terribly within the last 1d4 days ",
    "6891": "Target's allies can come within 10 yards of him during melee ",
    "6892": "Target's allies can't communicate with him until he spills blood ",
    "6893": "Target's allies can't defend him in a fight ",
    "6894": "Target's allies can't digest any food that he prepares  ",
    "6895": "Target's allies can't distinguish the target from the caster ",
    "6896": "Target's allies can't draw weapons within 10 yards of him ",
    "6897": "Target's allies can't look directly at him for 1d4 days ",
    "6898": "Target's allies can't see him while he's at full hit point ",
    "6899": "Target's allies can't speak to him while he has a weapon drawn ",
    "6900": "Target's allies conspire to sell him into slavery ",
    "6901": "Target's allies conspire to sell his soul to a demon ",
    "6902": "Target's allies each carry a small vial filled with his blood ",
    "6903": "Target's allies each find 1d10 gold pieces ",
    "6904": "Target's allies each give him 1d100 gold pieces ",
    "6905": "Target's allies fear that he's about to go on a homicidal rampage ",
    "6906": "Target's allies go berserk if he is slain ",
    "6907": "Target's allies have never liked or respected him ",
    "6908": "Target's allies look just like him for 4d6 hours ",
    "6909": "Target's allies look just like him until sunset ",
    "6910": "Target's allies mock and ridicule him mercilessly until sunset ",
    "6911": "Target's allies speak no language he can understand for 2d8 days ",
    "6912": "Target's allies spread vicious and humiliating rumors about ",
    "6913": "Target's allies suspect that he belongs to a divine lineage ",
    "6914": "Target's allies suspect that he's a mechanical impostor ",
    "6915": "Target's allies suspect that he's hiding vast wealth from them ",
    "6916": "Target's allies suspect that he's joined a violent cult ",
    "6917": "Target's allies suspect that he's plotting to betray them ",
    "6918": "Target's allies suspect that he's really the caster ",
    "6919": "Target's allies swear a blood oath against whoever slays him ",
    "6920": "Target's allies think that he can resurrect the dead ",
    "6921": "Target's allies think that he fulfills an ancient prophecy  ",
    "6922": "Target's allies think that he has some terribly virulent disease ",
    "6923": "Target's allies think that he plans to sacrifice them to his god ",
    "6924": "Target's allies think that he's ablaze ",
    "6925": "Target's allies think that he's at death's door ",
    "6926": "Target's allies think that he's being controlled by unseen forces ",
    "6927": "Target's allies think that he's damned beyond hope of redemption ",
    "6928": "Target's allies think that he's dead, and they try to bury him ",
    "6929": "Target's allies think that he's drowning ",
    "6930": "Target's allies think that he's far more powerful than he lets on ",
    "6931": "Target's allies think that he's guilty of many unspeakable crimes ",
    "6932": "Target's allies think that he's ingested a powerful toxin ",
    "6933": "Target's allies think that he's possessed by a powerful demon ",
    "6934": "Target's allies think that he's under the caster's control ",
    "6935": "Target's allies think that his name is 'Fungus' ",
    "6936": "Target's allies think that his touch is poisonous to them ",
    "6937": "Target's allies trust him implicitly ",
    "6938": "Target's allies utterly terrify him for 1d8 hours ",
    "6939": "Target's allies worship him as a god for 1d8 days ",
    "6940": "Target's ankle is tightly chained to his neck ",
    "6941": "Target's ankles are bound by a large and heavy padlock ",
    "6942": "Target's apparent physical age fluctuates by 1d100 years daily ",
    "6943": "Target's arms appear to be stricken with advanced leprosy ",
    "6944": "Target's arms are as limp as rope for 4d6 rounds ",
    "6945": "Target's arms are encased in straight, tight-fitting steel tubes ",
    "6946": "Target's arms are henceforth as limber as snakes  ",
    "6947": "Target's arms are replaced by inert duplicates of his head ",
    "6948": "Target's arms can't be bound by cloth, rope, or vines ",
    "6949": "Target's arms can't be broken by any natural means ",
    "6950": "Target's arms can't be harmed by claws or teeth  ",
    "6951": "Target's arms can't be harmed by non-magical weapons ",
    "6952": "Target's arms flap like a hummingbird's wings for 3d6 rounds ",
    "6953": "Target's arms have been repeatedly severed and reattached ",
    "6954": "Target's arms reflect light like a mirror ",
    "6955": "Target's arms shrink to the size of an infant's arms ",
    "6956": "Target's arms spin like propellers until he's hit by magic ",
    "6957": "Target's arms vanish, but he sprouts a trunk like an elephant ",
    "6958": "Target's arms wheeze like hydraulics when he moves them ",
    "6959": "Target's arms wriggle like angry snakes ",
    "6960": "Target's attacks are  5% likely to inflict 5X normal damage ",
    "6961": "Target's attacks are  5% likely to inflict equal damage upon him ",
    "6962": "Target's attacks are 10% likely to inflict no damage at all ",
    "6963": "Target's attacks are 10% likely to inflict only illusory damage ",
    "6964": "Target's attacks are accompanied by eerie, disembodied chanting ",
    "6965": "Target's attacks are accompanied by mocking, disembodied laughter ",
    "6966": "Target's attacks are accompanied by the sound of breaking glass ",
    "6967": "Target's attacks cause maximum damage, but he takes equal damage ",
    "6968": "Target's attempts at tracking invariably lead to his own trail ",
    "6969": "Target's blood burn as bright as magnesium ",
    "6970": "Target's blood can eat through steel and iron like acid ",
    "6971": "Target's blood hold the secret to eternal life ",
    "6972": "Target's blood induces wild hallucinations in any who spill it  ",
    "6973": "Target's blood is highly flammable for 2d10 rounds ",
    "6974": "Target's blood is invisible ",
    "6975": "Target's blood is widely believed to be a panacea ",
    "6976": "Target's blood smells powerfully of sulfur ",
    "6977": "Target's body appears to be full of holes like Swiss cheese ",
    "6978": "Target's body appears to be made entirely of cork ",
    "6979": "Target's body appears to be made of porous wax ",
    "6980": "Target's body can absorb twice its weight in water ",
    "6981": "Target's body climbs into a tree each night as he sleeps ",
    "6982": "Target's body inflates to twice its normal volume ",
    "6983": "Target's body is covered with sores and blisters ",
    "6984": "Target's body is infested with an enormous colony of termites ",
    "6985": "Target's body is scarred as if he'd been pushed through a screen ",
    "6986": "Target's body is scoured with steel wool ",
    "6987": "Target's body rings like an enormous church bell 1d12 times ",
    "6988": "Target's body slowly absorbs any clothing he wears ",
    "6989": "Target's body, clothing, and gear are uniformly bright orange ",
    "6990": "Target's bones are as brittle as chalk until sunset tomorrow ",
    "6991": "Target's bones are discovered to have been stolen  ",
    "6992": "Target's bones are intensely magnetic ",
    "6993": "Target's bones are sought by poachers ",
    "6994": "Target's bones are visible through his skin while he sleeps ",
    "6995": "Target's bones are visible through his skin while he's wet ",
    "6996": "Target's bones are weightless ",
    "6997": "Target's bones can never be rendered invisible ",
    "6998": "Target's bones can't be broken by any natural physical force ",
    "6999": "Target's bones chime like bells when he's struck ",
    "7000": "Target's bones clatter inside his body like a bare skeleton ",
    "7001": "Target's bones combust if exposed to direct sunlight ",
    "7002": "Target's bones fuse into a single, inflexible mass ",
    "7003": "Target's bones turn to ice ",
    "7004": "Target's bones turn to muscle  ",
    "7005": "Target's boots are discovered to be living organisms ",
    "7006": "Target's boots can never sink underwater while he wears them ",
    "7007": "Target's boots fuse to the ground where he's now standing ",
    "7008": "Target's boots turn to glass ",
    "7009": "Target's Charisma is raised to 25 for 1d6 rounds ",
    "7010": "Target's closest ally attacks him for 1d10 rounds ",
    "7011": "Target's closest ally is permanently invisible to him ",
    "7012": "Target's closest ally turns out to be his clone ",
    "7013": "Target's closest ally will betray him in his hour of need ",
    "7014": "Target's clothes always appear to be filthy ",
    "7015": "Target's clothes always resemble the clothes he's now wearing  ",
    "7016": "Target's clothes and gear are affected by Reverse Gravity ",
    "7017": "Target's clothes and gear are highly flammable ",
    "7018": "Target's clothes and gear are insulated against electricity ",
    "7019": "Target's clothes appear 10d10 centuries out of date  ",
    "7020": "Target's clothes appear to be made of ice ",
    "7021": "Target's clothes are 90% transparent while in mixed company ",
    "7022": "Target's clothes are as delicate as cobweb ",
    "7023": "Target's clothes are as rigid as boiled leather ",
    "7024": "Target's clothes are as susceptible to rust as iron ",
    "7025": "Target's clothes are chilled nearly to absolute zero ",
    "7026": "Target's clothes are consumed by fire, but he is unharmed ",
    "7027": "Target's clothes are devoured by vermin over the next 4d6 rounds ",
    "7028": "Target's clothes are extraordinarily elastic ",
    "7029": "Target's clothes are seized by the local authorities ",
    "7030": "Target's clothes are soaked with a fetid and viscous slime ",
    "7031": "Target's clothes are soaked with a powerful acid ",
    "7032": "Target's clothes are soaked with beer  ",
    "7033": "Target's clothes are soaked with butterscotch pudding ",
    "7034": "Target's clothes are soaked with deer musk ",
    "7035": "Target's clothes are soaked with icy water once every 1d12 hours ",
    "7036": "Target's clothes are soaked with strong perfume ",
    "7037": "Target's clothes are stuffed full of snow ",
    "7038": "Target's clothes attract wasps, hornets, and bees ",
    "7039": "Target's clothes billow with foul smoke when he uses a magic item ",
    "7040": "Target's clothes billow with foul smoke when he wields a weapon ",
    "7041": "Target's clothes billow with foul smoke when he's underground ",
    "7042": "Target's clothes billow with scalding steam ",
    "7043": "Target's clothes can't be moved more than 10 yards from this spot ",
    "7044": "Target's clothes can't be pierced by wooden weapons ",
    "7045": "Target's clothes clatter like a suit of armor while he walks ",
    "7046": "Target's clothes combust if worn while crossing moving water ",
    "7047": "Target's clothes defy community standards of decency ",
    "7048": "Target's clothes double in size in each of the next 1d8 rounds ",
    "7049": "Target's clothes double in weight in each of the next 1d8 rounds ",
    "7050": "Target's clothes exactly match the caster's clothes ",
    "7051": "Target's clothes exude fragrant smoke for 1d4 weeks ",
    "7052": "Target's clothes glow in the dark ",
    "7053": "Target's clothes have been buried for weeks in a midden ",
    "7054": "Target's clothes heat to 500� ",
    "7055": "Target's clothes ignite each time he uses a magic item ",
    "7056": "Target's clothes inflate to the size of a house ",
    "7057": "Target's clothes make him appear to suffer from leprosy ",
    "7058": "Target's clothes mock him with whispers that only he can hear ",
    "7059": "Target's clothes protect him against extremes of natural weather ",
    "7060": "Target's clothes shrink by one percent per round ",
    "7061": "Target's clothes smolder from now until dawn, but he is unharmed ",
    "7062": "Target's clothes teleport 1d10 yards  ",
    "7063": "Target's clothes totally unravel over the next 3d10 rounds ",
    "7064": "Target's clothes turn invisible each time he uses a magic item ",
    "7065": "Target's clothes writhe like a living creature for 24 hours ",
    "7066": "Target's corpse will never decay by natural processes ",
    "7067": "Target's current hit point total is his maximum hit point total ",
    "7068": "Target's deadliest foe appears in the area, armed to the teeth ",
    "7069": "Target's deadliest foe will rescue him in his hour of need ",
    "7070": "Target's death is expected to yield vast riches for his slayer ",
    "7071": "Target's death is one of the final precursors to the apocalypse ",
    "7072": "Target's death will awaken a nightmarish, slumbering deity ",
    "7073": "Target's death will be horrible enough to inspire legends ",
    "7074": "Target's death will bring swift retaliation from the authorities ",
    "7075": "Target's death will herald the coming of an age of horrors ",
    "7076": "Target's death will inflict a plague upon the surrounding area ",
    "7077": "Target's death will lead to mass rioting  ",
    "7078": "Target's death will reveal him to be a horrific, demonic entity ",
    "7079": "Target's ears are indestructible ",
    "7080": "Target's ears are prehensile ",
    "7081": "Target's ears are the size of dinner plates ",
    "7082": "Target's ears explode if removed ",
    "7083": "Target's ears melt like wax ",
    "7084": "Target's ears migrate about his head as the days wear on ",
    "7085": "Target's ears migrate to his shoulders ",
    "7086": "Target's ears shrivel and fall off over the next 1d8 days ",
    "7087": "Target's ears turn slowly counter-clockwise ",
    "7088": "Target's ears, nose, and lips are invisible for 1d4 days ",
    "7089": "Target's ears, nose, and lips double in size ",
    "7090": "Target's ears, nose, and lips fall off ",
    "7091": "Target's ears, nose, and lips turn bright blue ",
    "7092": "Target's entire family is arrested by royal decree ",
    "7093": "Target's explodes if any attempt is made at resurrection ",
    "7094": "Target's expression is permanently locked into a manic smile ",
    "7095": "Target's eyes appear to be bundles of writhing worms ",
    "7096": "Target's eyes appear to be tiny fireballs ",
    "7097": "Target's eyes automatically filter out harmfully bright light ",
    "7098": "Target's eyes bulge from the top of his head like a frog's eyes ",
    "7099": "Target's eyes bulge to the size of hen's eggs ",
    "7100": "Target's eyes burst, blinding him, but they grow back in 1d4 days ",
    "7101": "Target's eyes can move independently, like a chameleon's ",
    "7102": "Target's eyes each have 1d4 irises and pupils ",
    "7103": "Target's eyes glow with malevolent fire when he faces true north ",
    "7104": "Target's eyes merge into a single eye somewhere on his face ",
    "7105": "Target's eyes migrate to just above his ears  ",
    "7106": "Target's eyes see normally but appear lifeless like a doll's eyes ",
    "7107": "Target's eyes steam and hiss like quenching metal ",
    "7108": "Target's face appears to have been roughly chiseled out of coal ",
    "7109": "Target's face appears to have been welded to his skull ",
    "7110": "Target's face begins to look more and more bat-like ",
    "7111": "Target's face can't be harmed by acid ",
    "7112": "Target's face glows pale green when he tells a lie ",
    "7113": "Target's face is badly sunburned in a checkerboard pattern ",
    "7114": "Target's face is flattened to his skull ",
    "7115": "Target's face is scarred as by acid or flame ",
    "7116": "Target's face is scarred as though horribly slashed years ago ",
    "7117": "Target's face is tattooed with cryptic runes and sigils ",
    "7118": "Target's face looks as though he's been pounded with hammers ",
    "7119": "Target's face looks as though something exploded in his nose ",
    "7120": "Target's face looks like badly melted wax ",
    "7121": "Target's face migrates to the top of his head ",
    "7122": "Target's family disowns him and places a bounty on his head ",
    "7123": "Target's family includes at least one demonic abomination ",
    "7124": "Target's family relocates to a distant land without telling him ",
    "7125": "Target's feet appear to be made of clay ",
    "7126": "Target's feet are fused to the ground beneath him ",
    "7127": "Target's feet are henceforth clear like glass ",
    "7128": "Target's feet are now prehensile, but his hands are not ",
    "7129": "Target's feet can rotate 360� at the ankle without harming him ",
    "7130": "Target's feet can't come within one yard of each other ",
    "7131": "Target's feet explode if he ventures more than one mile from here ",
    "7132": "Target's feet shriek incessantly while he wears shoes or boots ",
    "7133": "Target's fingernails are hard as steel and susceptible to rust ",
    "7134": "Target's fingernails begin to grow 1d4 inches per round  ",
    "7135": "Target's fingernails glow like burning coals ",
    "7136": "Target's fingernails pulse with an unholy glow under moonlight  ",
    "7137": "Target's fingernails react to water like pure sodium ",
    "7138": "Target's fingers and thumbs are intertwined like tangled rope ",
    "7139": "Target's fingers and thumbs connect directly to his wrists ",
    "7140": "Target's fingers and thumbs shuffle positions ",
    "7141": "Target's fingers merge into a single digit like a mitten ",
    "7142": "Target's fists are attracted to each other like strong magnets ",
    "7143": "Target's fists are each as large as his head ",
    "7144": "Target's fists can't come within five feet of the ground ",
    "7145": "Target's fists retract into his forearms when not in use ",
    "7146": "Target's flesh is utterly transparent to artificial light ",
    "7147": "Target's footfalls strike sparks on the ground ",
    "7148": "Target's footprints are perfectly rectangular ",
    "7149": "Target's footprints completely vanish after 1d10 rounds ",
    "7150": "Target's footprints look like arrows pointing which way he went ",
    "7151": "Target's footprints look like he's executing complex dance steps ",
    "7152": "Target's forearms are invisible ",
    "7153": "Target's hair can't be cut by non-magical metal ",
    "7154": "Target's hair falls out and is replaced by lush feathers ",
    "7155": "Target's hair falls out and is replaced by thick grass ",
    "7156": "Target's hair falls out and tiny spikes sprout all over his head ",
    "7157": "Target's hair floats as though underwater ",
    "7158": "Target's hair grows 1d12 inches each time he's struck by magic ",
    "7159": "Target's hair is severely tangled in the nearest tree or bush ",
    "7160": "Target's hair is styled into a tall bouffant  ",
    "7161": "Target's hair moves from his head to somewhere else on his body ",
    "7162": "Target's hair noticeably changes color every six hours ",
    "7163": "Target's hands and feet are abnormally spongy ",
    "7164": "Target's hands and feet are scarred with arcane symbols ",
    "7165": "Target's hands and feet are tightly wrapped in adhesive cloth ",
    "7166": "Target's hands and feet can never be rendered magically invisible ",
    "7167": "Target's hands and feet give off unsettling vapors ",
    "7168": "Target's hands and feet reform into perfect cubes ",
    "7169": "Target's hands and feet shuffle their locations ",
    "7170": "Target's hands and feet turn to pig's hooves for 1d4 days ",
    "7171": "Target's hands applaud despite his wishes for 3d10 rounds ",
    "7172": "Target's hands are bound in adamantite shackles ",
    "7173": "Target's hands are encased in thick blobs of candle wax ",
    "7174": "Target's hands are invisible while he wields a weapon ",
    "7175": "Target's hands are magically slicked with butter for 1d4 hours ",
    "7176": "Target's hands are nailed to the nearest tree ",
    "7177": "Target's hands are shaped like those of a bat, minus the wings ",
    "7178": "Target's hands are utterly paralyzed until he's struck by magic ",
    "7179": "Target's hands attempt to strangle him for 3d10 rounds ",
    "7180": "Target's hands become ethereal while he wields a weapon ",
    "7181": "Target's hands can never be severed from his arms ",
    "7182": "Target's hands can't be burned by acid, fire, or electricity ",
    "7183": "Target's hands can't be burned by magical fire ",
    "7184": "Target's hands can't be cut by any blade forged by a mortal  ",
    "7185": "Target's hands can't be cut by non-magical blades ",
    "7186": "Target's hands can't come within 18 inches of his mouth ",
    "7187": "Target's hands change color each hour ",
    "7188": "Target's hands combust if he tries to wear gloves ",
    "7189": "Target's hands combust if they come into contact with each other ",
    "7190": "Target's hands flap like birds' wings for 1d10 rounds ",
    "7191": "Target's hands freeze to the next wooden object he touches ",
    "7192": "Target's hands fuse to the next metal object he handles ",
    "7193": "Target's hands fuse together behind his back ",
    "7194": "Target's hands itch slightly when he touches a magic item ",
    "7195": "Target's hands look black and necrotic after handling magic items ",
    "7196": "Target's hands melt like wax if exposed to magical fire ",
    "7197": "Target's hands rotate 180� at the wrists ",
    "7198": "Target's hands shrink by 50% ",
    "7199": "Target's hands steam vigorously when he's struck by magic ",
    "7200": "Target's hands try to grab his ankles while he's walking ",
    "7201": "Target's hands turn to metal but otherwise function normally  ",
    "7202": "Target's hands vanish while he sleeps but return before he wakes ",
    "7203": "Target's hat animates and attempts to eat his head ",
    "7204": "Target's hat bleeds profusely until sunset tomorrow ",
    "7205": "Target's hat is replaced by a spittoon or chamber pot ",
    "7206": "Target's hat is replaced by half of a hollowed-out coconut ",
    "7207": "Target's head always appear to face true north ",
    "7208": "Target's head appears as a photo-negative ",
    "7209": "Target's head appears to age at a rate of one year per day ",
    "7210": "Target's head appears to be a naked brain ",
    "7211": "Target's head appears to be made of delicate porcelain ",
    "7212": "Target's head appears to be made of fire ",
    "7213": "Target's head appears to be made of ice ",
    "7214": "Target's head appears to be made of pure gold ",
    "7215": "Target's head appears to be made of sand ",
    "7216": "Target's head appears to be made of the finest crystal ",
    "7217": "Target's head appears to be made of wood ",
    "7218": "Target's head appears to be severely cracked like an egg ",
    "7219": "Target's head blazes with illusory fire for 1d4 months ",
    "7220": "Target's head can survive away from his body for 3d8 hours ",
    "7221": "Target's head can't be harmed by magical electricity ",
    "7222": "Target's head considers itself separate from his body ",
    "7223": "Target's head deflates like a balloon while he sleeps ",
    "7224": "Target's head explodes but regrows over the next 1d10 rounds ",
    "7225": "Target's head explodes if he's decapitated ",
    "7226": "Target's head glows like a jack-o-lantern ",
    "7227": "Target's head goes on a murderous rampage if he's decapitated ",
    "7228": "Target's head has a chunk missing as though hacked by an axe ",
    "7229": "Target's head has a large hole through it like a doughnut ",
    "7230": "Target's head has an arrow running harmlessly through it ",
    "7231": "Target's head increases in size by a factor of 1d4+1 ",
    "7232": "Target's head is artificial ",
    "7233": "Target's head is claimed as a sacred relic by orcs or goblins ",
    "7234": "Target's head is clear like glass for 1d4 weeks ",
    "7235": "Target's head is covered in coarse and ugly scales ",
    "7236": "Target's head is covered with numerous disc-shaped scars ",
    "7237": "Target's head is encased in a durable, transparent globe ",
    "7238": "Target's head is enclosed in an indestructible helmet ",
    "7239": "Target's head is enwrapped in delicate gold filigree ",
    "7240": "Target's head is flattened on top like a pounded wooden stake ",
    "7241": "Target's head is immune to extremes of pressure ",
    "7242": "Target's head is impervious to magical fire ",
    "7243": "Target's head is impervious to missile weapons ",
    "7244": "Target's head is impervious to non-magical bludgeons ",
    "7245": "Target's head is impervious to polymorph magic ",
    "7246": "Target's head is invisible from the chin to the ears ",
    "7247": "Target's head is of no particular physiological importance ",
    "7248": "Target's head is prehensile ",
    "7249": "Target's head is protected as though he's wearing a steel helmet ",
    "7250": "Target's head is scarred as though split down the middle ",
    "7251": "Target's head is shaped like a light bulb ",
    "7252": "Target's head is Slowed for 1d4 hours ",
    "7253": "Target's head is stuck in a huge conch shell ",
    "7254": "Target's head is vestigial ",
    "7255": "Target's head no longer ages ",
    "7256": "Target's head seems on the verge of bursting ",
    "7257": "Target's head shrinks to the size of his closed fist ",
    "7258": "Target's head spins rapidly at the neck for 2d10 rounds ",
    "7259": "Target's head splits in half, revealing his real head inside ",
    "7260": "Target's head strongly resembles a foot ",
    "7261": "Target's head throbs visibly when he's angry ",
    "7262": "Target's head vanishes and his face appears on his chest ",
    "7263": "Target's head was stolen from a necromancer's workshop ",
    "7264": "Target's head will be claimed by warring factions after he dies  ",
    "7265": "Target's heart is safe in a silver urn buried in the forest ",
    "7266": "Target's heart turns to solid gold, potentially killing him  ",
    "7267": "Target's highest attribute score drops to 3 for 2d12 hours ",
    "7268": "Target's highest attribute score is halved for 1d4 days ",
    "7269": "Target's highest attribute score is re-rolled daily ",
    "7270": "Target's hindquarters resemble those of a donkey ",
    "7271": "Target's hit points are doubled for the next 24 hours ",
    "7272": "Target's huge likeness appears on the side of a nearby mountain ",
    "7273": "Target's image appears on every flag and banner within 10 miles ",
    "7274": "Target's internal organs have been culled from various animals ",
    "7275": "Target's internal organs murmur and chant inside him ",
    "7276": "Target's internal organs shuffle positions ",
    "7277": "Target's internal organs turn into infernal oranges ",
    "7278": "Target's intestines are more intelligent than he is ",
    "7279": "Target's intestines are replaced by a length of noisy chain ",
    "7280": "Target's jawbone becomes that of an ass ",
    "7281": "Target's knees and elbows become ball-joints like his shoulders ",
    "7282": "Target's knees and elbows can't straighten to more than 120� ",
    "7283": "Target's knees and elbows creak like rusty metal ",
    "7284": "Target's knees and elbows vanish ",
    "7285": "Target's large intestine explodes ",
    "7286": "Target's left arm has Strength 18/00 ",
    "7287": "Target's left arm is fused into a nearby boulder ",
    "7288": "Target's left arm is permanently invisible ",
    "7289": "Target's left arm moves to his right shoulder ",
    "7290": "Target's left foot appears to be that of a large duck ",
    "7291": "Target's left foot can never again tolerate a shoe or boot ",
    "7292": "Target's left foot henceforth appears to be badly mangled ",
    "7293": "Target's left foot is wholly invulnerable to all harm ",
    "7294": "Target's left foot sinks six inches into the ground at each step ",
    "7295": "Target's left foot sprouts a pair of thumbs ",
    "7296": "Target's left foot takes root ",
    "7297": "Target's legs are covered in bark ",
    "7298": "Target's legs are fireproof ",
    "7299": "Target's legs are invisible in direct sunlight ",
    "7300": "Target's legs are shaped like springs and twang when he walks ",
    "7301": "Target's legs can't be cut by non-magical weapons ",
    "7302": "Target's legs exactly resemble his arms ",
    "7303": "Target's legs exchange positions ",
    "7304": "Target's legs fuse together, and his arms fuse to his sides ",
    "7305": "Target's legs shrink by 1d10 x 10% for 1d12 hours ",
    "7306": "Target's level is halved  ",
    "7307": "Target's limbs change proportion to match those of an infant ",
    "7308": "Target's limbs shrink to the size of an infant's limbs ",
    "7309": "Target's lips are sewn shut with fine gold wire ",
    "7310": "Target's lips move constantly as though he's singing to himself ",
    "7311": "Target's lips vanish ",
    "7312": "Target's loses 1d10 levels but regains one per day ",
    "7313": "Target's maximum natural lifespan doubles ",
    "7314": "Target's maximum natural lifespan increases by 1d100 years ",
    "7315": "Target's maximum natural lifespan is 1d10 years more than his age ",
    "7316": "Target's maximum natural lifespan is reduced by 50% ",
    "7317": "Target's memories of the last 1d12 hours are full of butterflies ",
    "7318": "Target's memories of the last 1d12 hours are vivid but incorrect ",
    "7319": "Target's most valuable possession animates and attacks him ",
    "7320": "Target's most valuable possession becomes brittle as glass ",
    "7321": "Target's most valuable possession bursts into flame ",
    "7322": "Target's most valuable possession can't be affected by magic ",
    "7323": "Target's most valuable possession doubles in size ",
    "7324": "Target's most valuable possession flies toward him at great speed ",
    "7325": "Target's most valuable possession is affected by reverse gravity ",
    "7326": "Target's most valuable possession is an illusion ",
    "7327": "Target's most valuable possession is coveted by all who see it ",
    "7328": "Target's most valuable possession is encased in glass ",
    "7329": "Target's most valuable possession is indestructible ",
    "7330": "Target's most valuable possession is sold for 1d100 gold pieces ",
    "7331": "Target's most valuable possession is stolen by the king ",
    "7332": "Target's most valuable possession now belongs to someone else ",
    "7333": "Target's most valuable possession turns permanently invisible ",
    "7334": "Target's most valuable possession turns to lead ",
    "7335": "Target's mouth and each nostril is plugged by a cork ",
    "7336": "Target's mouth and one of his eyes exchange places ",
    "7337": "Target's mouth appears to be full of angry hornets ",
    "7338": "Target's mouth can speak with a mind of its own ",
    "7339": "Target's mouth can't be opened while he's wearing a hat ",
    "7340": "Target's mouth glows as though he's eating fireflies ",
    "7341": "Target's mouth glows like a forge ",
    "7342": "Target's mouth is full of moths ",
    "7343": "Target's mouth is now located on the back of his head ",
    "7344": "Target's mouth is packed completely full of leaves ",
    "7345": "Target's mouth is replaced by a duck's bill ",
    "7346": "Target's mouth is replaced by a hideous scolex ",
    "7347": "Target's mouth is replaced by a toucan's beak ",
    "7348": "Target's mouth opens to a span of 4d4 inches ",
    "7349": "Target's mouth vanishes for 1d6 hours ",
    "7350": "Target's neck and head shift 1d4+4 inches to the left ",
    "7351": "Target's neck attempts to devour his head ",
    "7352": "Target's neck can extend an additional 1d4 feet at will ",
    "7353": "Target's neck can retract into his torso like a turtle's ",
    "7354": "Target's neck can't be broken ",
    "7355": "Target's neck doubles in length ",
    "7356": "Target's neck flares like a lizard's frill when he's angry ",
    "7357": "Target's neck has a frill like a triceratops ",
    "7358": "Target's neck is as thin as a spear-shaft ",
    "7359": "Target's neck is encircled by a tight steel collar ",
    "7360": "Target's neck is impervious to blades ",
    "7361": "Target's neck is scarred and twisted as if he survived a hanging ",
    "7362": "Target's next 1d10 attacks affect him as well  ",
    "7363": "Target's next 1d10 attacks don't take effect for 1d10 rounds ",
    "7364": "Target's next 1d10 attacks have a damage bonus of 1d6 hit points ",
    "7365": "Target's next 1d10 attacks inflict only illusionary damage ",
    "7366": "Target's next attack inflicts damage that only a Wish can heal ",
    "7367": "Target's next missile attack automatically strikes him instead ",
    "7368": "Target's next missile attack causes whoever is hit to combust ",
    "7369": "Target's next missile attack equally injures an extra 1d6 people  ",
    "7370": "Target's next missile attack Heals its victim to full hit points ",
    "7371": "Target's next missile attack inflicts 1d10 times normal damage ",
    "7372": "Target's next missile attack strikes a nearby tree and ignites it ",
    "7373": "Target's next missile attack teleports whoever it hits 1d4 miles ",
    "7374": "Target's next missile attack turns its victim invisible ",
    "7375": "Target's nose looks like a small, clenched fist ",
    "7376": "Target's nose turns into a wolf's snout under the full moon ",
    "7377": "Target's nose turns to flint ",
    "7378": "Target's nostrils are each as large as his mouth ",
    "7379": "Target's nostrils glow with an unholy radiance ",
    "7380": "Target's nostrils migrate to the top of his head ",
    "7381": "Target's own corpse appears from the future as a powerful undead ",
    "7382": "Target's physical age is now 1d100 ",
    "7383": "Target's pockets and mouth are full of sand ",
    "7384": "Target's possessions are hidden beneath a nearby boulder ",
    "7385": "Target's possessions are possessed by a powerful demon ",
    "7386": "Target's possessions turn to solid aluminum ",
    "7387": "Target's possessions, if enchanted, acquire hostile intelligence ",
    "7388": "Target's possessions, if enchanted, swap their enchantments ",
    "7389": "Target's presence causes birds to fall silent ",
    "7390": "Target's presence causes birds to sing ominous songs ",
    "7391": "Target's presence causes insects to exhibit strange behaviors ",
    "7392": "Target's presence causes magical metal to appear badly tarnished ",
    "7393": "Target's presence causes metal to yield disturbing reflections ",
    "7394": "Target's presence causes priests and clerics to blaspheme openly  ",
    "7395": "Target's presence causes Summoned creatures to be Slowed ",
    "7396": "Target's presence causes undead to appear to smolder gently ",
    "7397": "Target's presence is 20% likely to make Summoned creatures vanish ",
    "7398": "Target's presence makes cooked meat taste blood-raw ",
    "7399": "Target's presence makes fires burn in a festive blue-green hue ",
    "7400": "Target's presence makes foliage appear sickly and blighted ",
    "7401": "Target's presence makes hoofed animals nervous ",
    "7402": "Target's presence makes impassable trails seem passable ",
    "7403": "Target's presence makes merchants hostile to bargaining ",
    "7404": "Target's presence makes mind-reading impossible ",
    "7405": "Target's presence makes missile weapons leave rainbow trails ",
    "7406": "Target's presence makes secret doors twice as easy to find ",
    "7407": "Target's presence makes secret doors twice as hard to find  ",
    "7408": "Target's presence makes smoke assume disturbing, ghostly shapes ",
    "7409": "Target's presence renders clockwork devices temporarily inert ",
    "7410": "Target's presence renders magical weapons temporarily invisible ",
    "7411": "Target's presence renders maps temporarily illegible ",
    "7412": "Target's principal weapon sprouts 10d10 roses  ",
    "7413": "Target's scent causes hallucinations in animals used to track him ",
    "7414": "Target's shadow appears to flicker like a shadowy flame ",
    "7415": "Target's shadow can travel up to 1d4 miles away from him ",
    "7416": "Target's shadow races around him in a tight circle ",
    "7417": "Target's shadow rises up and tries to strangle him ",
    "7418": "Target's skin acquires 1d100 blasphemous tattoos ",
    "7419": "Target's skin ages 10X as fast as the rest of his body ",
    "7420": "Target's skin appears permanently stained with blood ",
    "7421": "Target's skin appears slightly inflated after each battle ",
    "7422": "Target's skin appears to be the texture of pumice ",
    "7423": "Target's skin appears to be the texture of sandstone ",
    "7424": "Target's skin appears to have been gnawed by countless rodents ",
    "7425": "Target's skin appears to have been roughly stitched together ",
    "7426": "Target's skin appears to have been torn off and reattached ",
    "7427": "Target's skin appears to have been turned inside-out ",
    "7428": "Target's skin appears uniformly smooth and waxy ",
    "7429": "Target's skin appears weathered like an ancient statue ",
    "7430": "Target's skin attracts scavengers as if it were carrion ",
    "7431": "Target's skin can't be burned, but fire still causes him pain ",
    "7432": "Target's skin can't be cut ",
    "7433": "Target's skin can't be cut by magical weapons under moonlight ",
    "7434": "Target's skin can't be cut, and his mouth and nose seal shut ",
    "7435": "Target's skin can't be pierced by carved wood ",
    "7436": "Target's skin can't be pierced by stone weapons ",
    "7437": "Target's skin can't be pierced by teeth or claws ",
    "7438": "Target's skin cracks painfully like a dried-up riverbed ",
    "7439": "Target's skin develops an intricate patchwork of scars ",
    "7440": "Target's skin displays a series of concentric rings like a target ",
    "7441": "Target's skin displays cryptic and constantly-changing runes ",
    "7442": "Target's skin doubles in size ",
    "7443": "Target's skin erupts into countless weeping boils ",
    "7444": "Target's skin erupts with 3d10 acrid fungal outgrowths ",
    "7445": "Target's skin freezes to his weapon each time he wields it ",
    "7446": "Target's skin gives him a natural AC of 3, but only while naked ",
    "7447": "Target's skin glistens as though soaked with lamp oil ",
    "7448": "Target's skin glows cherry red during melee ",
    "7449": "Target's skin glows pale green in moonlight ",
    "7450": "Target's skin has the texture of rough bark ",
    "7451": "Target's skin is 10% likely to be fireproof during any given day ",
    "7452": "Target's skin is a widely coveted delicacy  ",
    "7453": "Target's skin is actually an intricate pattern of tiny tiles ",
    "7454": "Target's skin is as combustible as paper ",
    "7455": "Target's skin is as hard as bronze ",
    "7456": "Target's skin is as white as snow until the next vernal equinox ",
    "7457": "Target's skin is charred and blackened, but he is unharmed ",
    "7458": "Target's skin is covered in scales like a fish ",
    "7459": "Target's skin is flayed from his limbs, but it regrows by dawn ",
    "7460": "Target's skin is forever the color of the next stone he touches ",
    "7461": "Target's skin is invisible by firelight ",
    "7462": "Target's skin is invisible in the presence of undead ",
    "7463": "Target's skin is invisible while he's standing in water ",
    "7464": "Target's skin is magically delicious ",
    "7465": "Target's skin is mildly magnetic while wet ",
    "7466": "Target's skin is patterned like a checkerboard ",
    "7467": "Target's skin is patterned like a Holstein ",
    "7468": "Target's skin is patterned like modern camouflage gear ",
    "7469": "Target's skin is permanently and disturbingly moist ",
    "7470": "Target's skin is permanently crisscrossed with fine lines ",
    "7471": "Target's skin is repeatedly tattooed with caster's name ",
    "7472": "Target's skin is repeatedly tattooed with his own name ",
    "7473": "Target's skin is repeatedly tattooed with slurs against the king ",
    "7474": "Target's skin is rumored to produce the world's finest leather ",
    "7475": "Target's skin reeks of mold and mildew  ",
    "7476": "Target's skin reflects torchlight perfectly, but not sunlight ",
    "7477": "Target's skin ripples in the wind like a cloth sheet ",
    "7478": "Target's skin rotates 180� ",
    "7479": "Target's skin shimmers like mother-of-pearl from now on ",
    "7480": "Target's skin sizzles harmlessly on contact with water ",
    "7481": "Target's skin smolders during combat ",
    "7482": "Target's skin turns as black as pitch while in sunlight ",
    "7483": "Target's skin will melt if he gets too close to a campfire ",
    "7484": "Target's skin writhes and pulses while he's eating ",
    "7485": "Target's skull is inscribed with a mysterious rune of power ",
    "7486": "Target's skull sprouts numerous knobby projections  ",
    "7487": "Target's speech is intelligible to anyone, regardless of language ",
    "7488": "Target's speech is reversed while his weapon is drawn ",
    "7489": "Target's speech seems unaccountably rude and aggressive ",
    "7490": "Target's speech sounds like the buzzing of innumerable bees ",
    "7491": "Target's spine bends 90� halfway along its length ",
    "7492": "Target's spine can twist 360� without harming him ",
    "7493": "Target's spine doubles in length ",
    "7494": "Target's spine is fused into a single bone for 1d8 hours ",
    "7495": "Target's spine is indestructible ",
    "7496": "Target's spine is reconfigured like a quadruped's ",
    "7497": "Target's spine juts from his flesh along his entire back  ",
    "7498": "Target's spine sprouts needle-sharp projections  ",
    "7499": "Target's spine twists like a corkscrew ",
    "7500": "Target's sternum sprouts 2d4 inch-long spikes ",
    "7501": "Target's sternum turns to glass ",
    "7502": "Target's sternum turns to steel ",
    "7503": "Target's sternum vanishes ",
    "7504": "Target's sweat is brightly phosphorescent by firelight ",
    "7505": "Target's teeth and tongue fall out when he next opens his mouth ",
    "7506": "Target's teeth and tongue turn invisible ",
    "7507": "Target's teeth are etched with cryptic runes ",
    "7508": "Target's teeth are perfectly reflective of natural light ",
    "7509": "Target's teeth are so beautiful that they're painful to look at ",
    "7510": "Target's teeth can never be rendered invisible ",
    "7511": "Target's teeth glow brightly while his mouth is open ",
    "7512": "Target's teeth glow like coals in a forge ",
    "7513": "Target's teeth glow like torches when he's struck by magic ",
    "7514": "Target's teeth resonate in his jaw when he uses a magic item ",
    "7515": "Target's teeth shoot from his mouth like bullets ",
    "7516": "Target's teeth teleport into the mouth of someone nearby ",
    "7517": "Target's teeth turn as black as coal ",
    "7518": "Target's teeth turn to diamonds 1d4 hours after being extracted ",
    "7519": "Target's teeth turn to soap ",
    "7520": "Target's teeth turn to steel ",
    "7521": "Target's teeth were cut from diamonds by a Gnome master lapidary ",
    "7522": "Target's toes are each as large as his big toe ",
    "7523": "Target's toes become gangrenous ",
    "7524": "Target's toes constantly exude a fragrant steam  ",
    "7525": "Target's toes each grow 1d12 inches, rolling for each separately ",
    "7526": "Target's torso and arms are encased in tight-fitting steel plate ",
    "7527": "Target's torso and arms are invisible for 1d4 months ",
    "7528": "Target's torso does not age and will not decay upon death ",
    "7529": "Target's torso inspires fear and dread in all who touch it ",
    "7530": "Target's torso is artificial ",
    "7531": "Target's torso is hollow and can store up to 2d4 cubic feet ",
    "7532": "Target's torso is pierced by 4d10 long needles ",
    "7533": "Target's torso is reproduced as a marble sculpture nearby ",
    "7534": "Target's torso is sought by wizards for its alchemical properties ",
    "7535": "Target's torso regenerates his limbs and head as needed ",
    "7536": "Target's torso shines like a beacon for 1d4 days ",
    "7537": "Target's torso shines like a beacon when he uses a magic item ",
    "7538": "Target's torso shrinks by 50% ",
    "7539": "Target's torso sprouts a face with malign intelligence and power ",
    "7540": "Target's torso teleports 1d4 feet to the left ",
    "7541": "Target's torso unzips and dumps out all of his organs ",
    "7542": "Target's vertebrae are replaced by titanium replicas ",
    "7543": "Target's vision is unimpaired by non-magical rain  ",
    "7544": "Target's voice causes metal to resonate lightly ",
    "7545": "Target's voice crackles with static until sunrise tomorrow ",
    "7546": "Target's voice induces fear in herbivores ",
    "7547": "Target's voice inspires confidence in others of his species ",
    "7548": "Target's voice inspires dread in anyone of the opposite sex ",
    "7549": "Target's voice is inaudible to others of his species ",
    "7550": "Target's voice is nearly unintelligible when he wields his weapon  ",
    "7551": "Target's voice issues from his navel ",
    "7552": "Target's voice issues from his weapon for the next few weeks ",
    "7553": "Target's voice issues from the nearest wooden object  ",
    "7554": "Target's voice issues from this spot for 2d10 days ",
    "7555": "Target's voice seems to issue from whomever he's addressing ",
    "7556": "Target's voice sounds as though he's shouting from a distance ",
    "7557": "Target's voice sounds like a muted trumpet ",
    "7558": "Target's voice sounds like someone of the opposite sex ",
    "7559": "Target's voice sounds like the barking of feral dogs ",
    "7560": "Target's voice sounds like the braying of donkeys ",
    "7561": "Target's voice sounds like the chirping of crickets for 3d8 hours ",
    "7562": "Target's voice sounds like the honking of geese ",
    "7563": "Target's voice sounds oddly artificial and disturbing ",
    "7564": "Target's waterskin is filled with his own blood ",
    "7565": "Target's waterskin is filled with hot pepper sauce ",
    "7566": "Target's waterskin is filled with liquid soap ",
    "7567": "Target's waterskin is filled with mercury ",
    "7568": "Target's waterskin is filled with molten gold ",
    "7569": "Target's waterskin is filled with water from the River Styx ",
    "7570": "Target's weapon adheres to the next creature whose blood it draws ",
    "7571": "Target's weapon adheres to the next person to touch it ",
    "7572": "Target's weapon appears to be an umbrella while not in use ",
    "7573": "Target's weapon appears to be made of cheese for 1d6 days ",
    "7574": "Target's weapon appears to be made of diamond ",
    "7575": "Target's weapon appears to be made of ice ",
    "7576": "Target's weapon appears to be made of solid water ",
    "7577": "Target's weapon appears to be of much higher quality than it is ",
    "7578": "Target's weapon appears to be very hot to anyone else wielding it ",
    "7579": "Target's weapon appears to be worth 50X its real value ",
    "7580": "Target's weapon attacks him the next time he's wounded in battle ",
    "7581": "Target's weapon attracts the attention of the authorities ",
    "7582": "Target's weapon attracts undead while it's drawn ",
    "7583": "Target's weapon blazes with illusionary flame while it's drawn ",
    "7584": "Target's weapon burns anyone who wields it, other than the target ",
    "7585": "Target's weapon burns like an oil-soaked wick but isn't consumed ",
    "7586": "Target's weapon burns target's hand the next time he wields it ",
    "7587": "Target's weapon can be disassembled into 1d20 tiny pieces ",
    "7588": "Target's weapon can freeze 10 cubic feet of water, once per week ",
    "7589": "Target's weapon can hurl 2d6 magic missiles, then it disappears ",
    "7590": "Target's weapon can inflict no damage for 1d10 rounds ",
    "7591": "Target's weapon can injure anyone now within 1d10 feet of it ",
    "7592": "Target's weapon can injure but not kill anyone ",
    "7593": "Target's weapon can return polymorphed beings to their true forms ",
    "7594": "Target's weapon can spray enough octopus ink to blind one foe  ",
    "7595": "Target's weapon can't be altered by any non-magical means ",
    "7596": "Target's weapon can't be harmed by magical fire ",
    "7597": "Target's weapon can't be teleported ",
    "7598": "Target's weapon can't be wielded unless the wielder is naked ",
    "7599": "Target's weapon can't cut flesh for 1d12 hours ",
    "7600": "Target's weapon can't harm non-humanoid mammals ",
    "7601": "Target's weapon can't harm undead ",
    "7602": "Target's weapon can't injure anyone of his sex ",
    "7603": "Target's weapon can't injure anyone of the opposite sex ",
    "7604": "Target's weapon can't pass through doorways ",
    "7605": "Target's weapon causes fire to be invisible while it's drawn ",
    "7606": "Target's weapon causes him to issue ridiculous threats ",
    "7607": "Target's weapon causes its wielder to be Slowed during melee ",
    "7608": "Target's weapon clangs like a bell when used in melee ",
    "7609": "Target's weapon coils about his arm for 1d4 rounds ",
    "7610": "Target's weapon delivers an electrical shock with every strike ",
    "7611": "Target's weapon develops an intense and obvious dislike of him ",
    "7612": "Target's weapon dims light in a 10-yard radius while it's drawn ",
    "7613": "Target's weapon disintegrates if ever it wounds him ",
    "7614": "Target's weapon disintegrates if it's hit by magic ",
    "7615": "Target's weapon disrupts infravision within a 100 yard radius  ",
    "7616": "Target's weapon dissolves its wielder's clothes during battle ",
    "7617": "Target's weapon doubles in weight after each failed strike ",
    "7618": "Target's weapon doubles in weight each time it draws blood ",
    "7619": "Target's weapon draws lightning bolts down from the sky ",
    "7620": "Target's weapon drips with blood until it next draws blood ",
    "7621": "Target's weapon drips with molasses during battle ",
    "7622": "Target's weapon enables him to breathe underwater for 3d8 rounds ",
    "7623": "Target's weapon explodes if ever it inflicts maximum damage ",
    "7624": "Target's weapon floats on water as readily as wood ",
    "7625": "Target's weapon giggles menacingly upon contact with blood ",
    "7626": "Target's weapon glows as bright as the sun, but only to him ",
    "7627": "Target's weapon glows blue except in the presence of orcs ",
    "7628": "Target's weapon glows blue in his presence ",
    "7629": "Target's weapon glows blue in the presence of orcs or birds ",
    "7630": "Target's weapon glows blue in the presence of swords ",
    "7631": "Target's weapon glows blue whenever he tries to remain hidden ",
    "7632": "Target's weapon glows brightly when his blood has been spilled ",
    "7633": "Target's weapon glows like a firefly when wielded underground ",
    "7634": "Target's weapon glows red hot during battle but doesn't harm him ",
    "7635": "Target's weapon grows to 10x its normal size ",
    "7636": "Target's weapon has a +10 ToHit and Damage bonus for 1d4 rounds ",
    "7637": "Target's weapon has a +4 bonus when used against him ",
    "7638": "Target's weapon has a +4 bonus when used against his allies ",
    "7639": "Target's weapon has a +4 bonus when used against the caster ",
    "7640": "Target's weapon has a +4 bonus while he's standing in water ",
    "7641": "Target's weapon has a -4 ToHit penalty while in direct sunlight ",
    "7642": "Target's weapon has a constant sheath of frost ",
    "7643": "Target's weapon has been broken and reforged many times ",
    "7644": "Target's weapon has been prophesied to kill the king ",
    "7645": "Target's weapon has never been tempered or hardened ",
    "7646": "Target's weapon heats to 1,000� the next time it draws blood ",
    "7647": "Target's weapon hisses during battle like quenched steel ",
    "7648": "Target's weapon hums audibly during battle ",
    "7649": "Target's weapon induces a fear of magic in anyone wounded by it ",
    "7650": "Target's weapon induces pessimism in his allies during melee ",
    "7651": "Target's weapon induces racial hatred in Dwarves and Elves ",
    "7652": "Target's weapon induces vertigo in anyone wielding it ",
    "7653": "Target's weapon induces vertigo in anyone wounded by it ",
    "7654": "Target's weapon inflates like a balloon  ",
    "7655": "Target's weapon inspires him to embark on a murderous rampage ",
    "7656": "Target's weapon instills Fear in any who've been wounded by it ",
    "7657": "Target's weapon instills Fear in goblins and kobolds ",
    "7658": "Target's weapon instills Fear in him after each battle ",
    "7659": "Target's weapon instills Fear in his allies during battle ",
    "7660": "Target's weapon instills Fear in its wielder during melee ",
    "7661": "Target's weapon is  5% likely to explode when it inflicts damage ",
    "7662": "Target's weapon is  5% likely to kill whomever it next injures ",
    "7663": "Target's weapon is  5% likely to melt when immersed in water ",
    "7664": "Target's weapon is  5% likely to sever its wielder's hand ",
    "7665": "Target's weapon is  5% likely to start a war when it draws blood ",
    "7666": "Target's weapon is  5% likely to turn to glass in each battle ",
    "7667": "Target's weapon is +4 against anyone with an intelligent weapon ",
    "7668": "Target's weapon is 10% likely to inflict tetanus upon its wielder ",
    "7669": "Target's weapon is 20% likely to droop like a noodle in battle ",
    "7670": "Target's weapon is 20% likely to poison him when it draws blood ",
    "7671": "Target's weapon is 20% likely to turn ethereal during battle ",
    "7672": "Target's weapon is 20% likely to vanish each time he draws it ",
    "7673": "Target's weapon is a holy relic for a decadent tribe of kobolds ",
    "7674": "Target's weapon is a legendary item straight out of myth ",
    "7675": "Target's weapon is a mighty but hitherto unknown artifact ",
    "7676": "Target's weapon is a prized relic stolen from the Royal Armory ",
    "7677": "Target's weapon is as pliant as soft clay for 1d4 rounds ",
    "7678": "Target's weapon is as supple as silk for 1d4 turns ",
    "7679": "Target's weapon is bent into a torc around his neck ",
    "7680": "Target's weapon is bent into the shape of a paperclip ",
    "7681": "Target's weapon is chained by its hilt to a collar about his neck ",
    "7682": "Target's weapon is chained by its hilt to the nearest boulder ",
    "7683": "Target's weapon is clear like glass but is all but unbreakable ",
    "7684": "Target's weapon is cloned ",
    "7685": "Target's weapon is edible, but only to him ",
    "7686": "Target's weapon is embarrassed to be seen with him ",
    "7687": "Target's weapon is etched with his likeness ",
    "7688": "Target's weapon is guilty of numerous capital crimes ",
    "7689": "Target's weapon is highly elastic along its long axis until dawn ",
    "7690": "Target's weapon is immune to rust and the passage of time ",
    "7691": "Target's weapon is intensely coveted by demonic hordes ",
    "7692": "Target's weapon is intensely coveted by pacifistic monks ",
    "7693": "Target's weapon is invisible to everyone else during battle ",
    "7694": "Target's weapon is invisible to him in daylight ",
    "7695": "Target's weapon is invisible to him until it draws his blood ",
    "7696": "Target's weapon is nearly indestructible but dissolves in water ",
    "7697": "Target's weapon is part of a set sought by a wealthy collector ",
    "7698": "Target's weapon is perfectly balanced for a non-magical +2 ToHit ",
    "7699": "Target's weapon is permanently -2 ToHit ",
    "7700": "Target's weapon is refurbished to better-than-new condition  ",
    "7701": "Target's weapon is replaced by a vastly inferior replica ",
    "7702": "Target's weapon is replaced by an indestructible replica ",
    "7703": "Target's weapon is riddled with holes but functions normally ",
    "7704": "Target's weapon is sheathed in a scab-like shell ",
    "7705": "Target's weapon is sheathed in a shell of chocolate ",
    "7706": "Target's weapon is sheathed in a soft wool tube ",
    "7707": "Target's weapon is stuck high in the branches of a nearby tree ",
    "7708": "Target's weapon is suddenly 10d100 years older  ",
    "7709": "Target's weapon is thrown 1d1000 years into the past ",
    "7710": "Target's weapon is tied to both of the target's hands ",
    "7711": "Target's weapon is translucent like smoked glass ",
    "7712": "Target's weapon is twisted like a corkscrew ",
    "7713": "Target's weapon is vulnerable to magical fire while he wields it ",
    "7714": "Target's weapon is weightless when not in use ",
    "7715": "Target's weapon kills him outright if used against him ",
    "7716": "Target's weapon makes him 1d20 years older while it's drawn ",
    "7717": "Target's weapon makes him appear somehow less imposing ",
    "7718": "Target's weapon makes him highly susceptible illusion magic ",
    "7719": "Target's weapon melts if ever it's immersed in sea water ",
    "7720": "Target's weapon melts like a candle ",
    "7721": "Target's weapon must be fed one mouse or rat per day, or it dies ",
    "7722": "Target's weapon passes through armor unimpeded ",
    "7723": "Target's weapon passes through flesh unimpeded ",
    "7724": "Target's weapon practically reeks of malevolent hatred ",
    "7725": "Target's weapon puts forth huge plumes of smoke while it's drawn ",
    "7726": "Target's weapon renders him mute for 1d8 hours after each battle ",
    "7727": "Target's weapon repels his allies while it's drawn ",
    "7728": "Target's weapon repels non-magical vermin ",
    "7729": "Target's weapon repels normal flame to a distance of one foot ",
    "7730": "Target's weapon repels oxygen while it's drawn ",
    "7731": "Target's weapon ridicules him in front of his allies ",
    "7732": "Target's weapon rings like a bell to mark the hours ",
    "7733": "Target's weapon shatters the next time he's burned by fire ",
    "7734": "Target's weapon shatters the next time it strikes metal ",
    "7735": "Target's weapon shrieks until sunset tomorrow ",
    "7736": "Target's weapon shrinks by 75% upon contact with blood ",
    "7737": "Target's weapon shrinks to 10% of its normal size ",
    "7738": "Target's weapon spins rapidly around its axis for 10d10 rounds ",
    "7739": "Target's weapon sprouts 1d100 teeth along its length ",
    "7740": "Target's weapon sprouts leaves ",
    "7741": "Target's weapon starts bleeding profusely ",
    "7742": "Target's weapon teleports exactly 1d10 yards due north ",
    "7743": "Target's weapon teleports to the caster's home ",
    "7744": "Target's weapon teleports to the target, 1d4 weeks in the future ",
    "7745": "Target's weapon thinks that he's its mother ",
    "7746": "Target's weapon turns ethereal in the presence of other weapons ",
    "7747": "Target's weapon turns inside-out ",
    "7748": "Target's weapon turns into a rattan simulation ",
    "7749": "Target's weapon turns into a replica of the caster's weapon ",
    "7750": "Target's weapon turns into a shield for 1d4 days ",
    "7751": "Target's weapon turns into a small glass replica when not in use ",
    "7752": "Target's weapon turns into a two-by-four eight feet in length ",
    "7753": "Target's weapon turns into an umbrella under each full moon ",
    "7754": "Target's weapon turns to lightweight plastic ",
    "7755": "Target's weapon turns to sodium during the next rainstorm ",
    "7756": "Target's weapon urges him to leap from the nearest bridge ",
    "7757": "Target's weapon vanishes until he dies ",
    "7758": "Target's weapon vanishes when he dies ",
    "7759": "Target's weapon was forged by his descendent years in the future ",
    "7760": "Target's weapon was forged by someone who has never existed ",
    "7761": "Target's weapon was forged from the bones of a slain god ",
    "7762": "Target's weapon was forged in a volcano by demonic weaponsmiths ",
    "7763": "Target's weapon was forged on the western slope of Heaven ",
    "7764": "Target's weapon was lost in a tragic shipwreck decades ago ",
    "7765": "Target's weapon was shrinks him by  5% each time it draws blood ",
    "7766": "Target's weapon was stolen from the gods, and they want it back ",
    "7767": "Target's weapon weighs as much as he does ",
    "7768": "Target's weapon whispers terrible secrets to any who wield it ",
    "7769": "Target's weapon will be instrumental in the world's destruction ",
    "7770": "Target's weapon will be irretrievably lost by this time tomorrow ",
    "7771": "Target's weapons and gear teleport 10d10 yards into the air ",
    "7772": "Target's weight quadruples while he's swimming or wading ",
    "7773": "Target's weight temporarily doubles with each step upon a bridge ",
    "7774": "Teleportation is impossible within 10 yards of target ",
    "7775": "The bones of target's hand and feet turn to high-grade steel ",
    "7776": "The buzzing of bees fills the air whenever target draws a weapon ",
    "7777": "The flesh of target's face pulses as though full of maggots ",
    "7778": "The ground beneath target's feet briefly acts as a trampoline ",
    "7779": "The ground beneath target's feet briefly shines like the sun ",
    "7780": "The ground beneath target's feet collapses into a cave below ",
    "7781": "The ground beneath target's feet contains an unquiet spirit ",
    "7782": "The ground now at target's feet acquires sentience ",
    "7783": "The ground now at target's feet appears in the caster's home ",
    "7784": "The ground now at target's feet breaks off and drifts out to sea  ",
    "7785": "The ground now at target's feet collapses into a cavern below ",
    "7786": "The ground now at target's feet conceals a sacred cairn ",
    "7787": "The ground now at target's feet explodes for 10d10 hit points ",
    "7788": "The ground now at target's feet exudes noxious and fetid vapors ",
    "7789": "The ground now at target's feet heats to 10 x 1d100 degrees ",
    "7790": "The ground now at target's feet hides the gate to a buried city ",
    "7791": "The ground now at target's feet hurls him 1d4 miles away ",
    "7792": "The ground now at target's feet is a blanket over a deep pit ",
    "7793": "The ground now at target's feet is a portal to some nether plane ",
    "7794": "The ground now at target's feet is an illusion ",
    "7795": "The ground now at target's feet is charred black as by a bonfire ",
    "7796": "The ground now at target's feet is dangerously slick with ice ",
    "7797": "The ground now at target's feet is edible  ",
    "7798": "The ground now at target's feet is forever barren of vegetation ",
    "7799": "The ground now at target's feet is fused into glass ",
    "7800": "The ground now at target's feet is intensely magnetic ",
    "7801": "The ground now at target's feet is invisible to him ",
    "7802": "The ground now at target's feet is obviously artificial  ",
    "7803": "The ground now at target's feet is powerfully toxic to him ",
    "7804": "The ground now at target's feet is soaked with blood ",
    "7805": "The ground now at target's feet is strewn with shards of metal ",
    "7806": "The ground now at target's feet is strongly adhesive ",
    "7807": "The ground now at target's feet is the back of a huge turtle ",
    "7808": "The ground now at target's feet is the top of a buried column ",
    "7809": "The ground now at target's feet is yanked from under him  ",
    "7810": "The ground now at target's feet rises 10d10 yards into the air ",
    "7811": "The ground now at target's feet seems to move like a ship's deck ",
    "7812": "The ground now at target's feet shines as bright as the sun ",
    "7813": "The ground now at target's feet sinks 1d10 yards into the ground ",
    "7814": "The ground now at target's feet starts to digest him ",
    "7815": "The ground now at target's feet suppresses magic within 10 yards ",
    "7816": "The ground now at target's feet turns to cement and hardens  ",
    "7817": "The ground now at target's feet turns to cobblestone ",
    "7818": "The ground now at target's feet turns to molten glass ",
    "7819": "The ground now at target's feet turns to quicksand ",
    "7820": "The ground now at target's feet turns to warm butter ",
    "7821": "The ground now at target's feet whispers horrific threats to him ",
    "7822": "The left half of target's skeleton rebels against the right ",
    "7823": "The left half of target's skeleton vanishes ",
    "7824": "The right half of target's head vanishes, but he is unharmed ",
    "7825": "The scent of the target's blood induces Fear in others ",
    "7826": "The scent of the target's blood induces paranoid delusions ",
    "7827": "The scent of the target's blood induces profound calm in horses ",
    "7828": "The scent of the target's blood inspires savage bloodlust ",
    "7829": "The sight of the target's weapon affects undead like sunlight ",
    "7830": "The sight of the target's weapon induces intense covetousness ",
    "7831": "The target is blamed for the worst thing that has ever happened ",
    "7832": "The target takes credit for all sorts of diplomatic successes ",
    "7833": "The top few inches of target's head vanish, but he is unharmed ",
    "7834": "Thousands of nails are embedded harmlessly in target's flesh ",
    "7835": "Thousands of snails rain down harmlessly upon the target ",
    "7836": "To the target, all liquids taste like acrid poison ",
    "7837": "To the target, all liquids taste like his own blood ",
    "7838": "To the target, all liquids taste like strong vinegar  ",
    "7839": "To the target, all liquids taste like the sweetest nectar  ",
    "7840": "To the target, everyone appears to be a hideously decayed corpse ",
    "7841": "To the target, everyone appears to be an artificial approximation ",
    "7842": "To the target, everyone appears to be plated in gold ",
    "7843": "To the target, the previous 1d4 rounds were only a dream  ",
    "7844": "Undead are attracted to the target as though he can help them ",
    "7845": "Undead are invisible to the target ",
    "7846": "Undead can't speak in the target's presence ",
    "7847": "Undead declare a coordinated war against the target ",
    "7848": "Undead ignore target and can't be harmed by him ",
    "7849": "Undead recognize the target as one of their own ",
    "7850": "Undead that attack the target are 40% likely to be Turned ",
    "7851": "Undead will not relent until the target is also undead ",
    "7852": "Until dawn, target resembles the person who last wounded him  ",
    "7853": "Until sunset tonight, all within one mile want to kill the target  ",
    "7854": "Vines bind the target tightly to a nearby tree ",
    "7855": "Vines sprout from any open wounds the target now has ",
    "7856": "Vines sprout from the ground at target's feet and attack him ",
    "7857": "Vines sprout from the target's weapon and bind his limbs ",
    "7858": "Viscous slime drips from the target's mouth from now on ",
    "7859": "Water always feels 50� colder to the target ",
    "7860": "Water boils on contact with the target's flesh ",
    "7861": "Water gives no benefit to target if imbibed while indoors ",
    "7862": "Water has no weight when carried by the target ",
    "7863": "Water induces amnesia in target if ingested between dawn and noon ",
    "7864": "Water is a deadly poison to target for 2d12 hours ",
    "7865": "Water is invisible while within 10 feet of the target ",
    "7866": "Water is toxic to target if ingested between noon and dusk ",
    "7867": "Water spews from target's ears during battle ",
    "7868": "Waterfowl attack the target on sight ",
    "7869": "Waterfowl swear eternal loyalty to the target ",
    "7870": "Weapons are invisible to the target while he wields them ",
    "7871": "Whatever is now in target's hand heats to 500� ",
    "7872": "Whatever is now in target's hand is embossed with his name ",
    "7873": "Whatever is now in target's hand is replaced by a sunflower ",
    "7874": "Whatever is now in target's hand is worth 10X its normal value ",
    "7875": "Whatever is now in target's hand now belongs to the caster ",
    "7876": "Whatever is now in target's hand turns to gold ",
    "7877": "Whatever is now in target's hand vanishes for 1d6 days ",
    "7878": "Whatever is now in target's hand weighs more than he does ",
    "7879": "Whatever target does, he claims some bizarre, fantastical motive ",
    "7880": "Whatever target does, he claims to be fulfilling his deity's will ",
    "7881": "Whatever target is wearing is stuck to him like glue ",
    "7882": "When caster dies, target begins aging 1d10 years per round ",
    "7883": "When injured, target is  5% likely to fly into a berserker rage ",
    "7884": "When injured, target is 10% likely to attack his nearest ally ",
    "7885": "When injured, target must Save or go blind until the next round ",
    "7886": "When injured, target weeps like a baby for 1d10 rounds ",
    "7887": "When target dies, all within one mile are struck blind until dawn ",
    "7888": "When target dies, countless abhorrent deeds are attributed to him ",
    "7889": "When target dies, everyone who knew him forgets all about him ",
    "7890": "When target dies, he is posthumously crowned king ",
    "7891": "When target dies, he is rumored never to have existed ",
    "7892": "When target dies, he's immediately resurrected 10d100 miles away ",
    "7893": "When target dies, his corpse animates and races to this spot ",
    "7894": "When target dies, his corpse attacks the nearest person ",
    "7895": "When target dies, his corpse burns with green flame until sunset ",
    "7896": "When target dies, his corpse grows by a factor of 2d10 ",
    "7897": "When target dies, his corpse immediately turns to granite ",
    "7898": "When target dies, his corpse metamorphoses into something awful ",
    "7899": "When target dies, his corpse runs wild through the nearest town ",
    "7900": "When target dies, his corpse teleports into the caster's home ",
    "7901": "When target dies, his killer is hailed as a national hero ",
    "7902": "When target dies, his killer is named his executor ",
    "7903": "When target dies, his skeleton animates as a free willed undead ",
    "7904": "When target dies, his soul commandeers the nearest undead body ",
    "7905": "When target dies, his soul is trapped in his weapon ",
    "7906": "When target draws a weapon, a nearby tree drops its leaves ",
    "7907": "When target draws a weapon, he can't put it down until sunset ",
    "7908": "When target draws a weapon, he feels that he'll die in 1d6 rounds  ",
    "7909": "When target draws a weapon, he must declare his name and title ",
    "7910": "When target draws a weapon, he must draw blood within 1d6 rounds ",
    "7911": "When target draws a weapon, he must pass a DEX check or drop it ",
    "7912": "When target draws a weapon, he must Save or lose 1d4-1 hit points ",
    "7913": "When target draws a weapon, he's randomly teleported 1d20 yards ",
    "7914": "When target draws a weapon, he's stricken with intense fear  ",
    "7915": "When target draws a weapon, he's stunned for 1d4 rounds ",
    "7916": "When target draws a weapon, his allies all shout his name ",
    "7917": "When target draws a weapon, his weapon arm glows like a firefly  ",
    "7918": "When target draws a weapon, it costs him 1d4 gold pieces ",
    "7919": "When target draws a weapon, it turns invisible for 1d4 rounds ",
    "7920": "When target draws a weapon, me must Save or become wildly drunk ",
    "7921": "When target draws a weapon, someone nearby declares him a coward ",
    "7922": "When target draws a weapon, someone nearby laughs at him ",
    "7923": "When target draws a weapon, the scent of eggs fills the air ",
    "7924": "When target is next struck by magic, he becomes chaotic evil ",
    "7925": "When target is next struck by magic, he becomes powerfully drunk ",
    "7926": "When target is next struck by magic, he hates that spell's caster  ",
    "7927": "When target is next struck by magic, he teleports 1d6 miles ",
    "7928": "When target next sleeps, a small tree sprouts from his chest ",
    "7929": "When target next sleeps, everyone nearby dreams of killing him ",
    "7930": "When target next sleeps, he sleeps for 2d20 days and nights ",
    "7931": "When target next spills blood, any coins he's holding are doubled ",
    "7932": "When target next spills blood, he finds 1d1000 gold pieces ",
    "7933": "When target next spills blood, he is excommunicated and condemned ",
    "7934": "When target next spills blood, he loses 1d10 hit points ",
    "7935": "When target next spills blood, he loses any wealth he's carrying ",
    "7936": "When target next spills blood, he regains 1d10 hit points ",
    "7937": "When target next spills blood, he suffers cannibalistic urges ",
    "7938": "When target next spills blood, he suffers dreadful hallucinations ",
    "7939": "When target next spills blood, he takes a vow of pacifism ",
    "7940": "When target next spills blood, he thinks he'll die by nightfall ",
    "7941": "When target next spills blood, he vanishes for 1d4 days ",
    "7942": "When target next spills blood, he's thrown 4d8 yards into the air ",
    "7943": "When target next spills blood, his allies attack him ",
    "7944": "When target next spills blood, his clothes are soaked in it ",
    "7945": "When target next spills blood, his clothes burst into flame ",
    "7946": "When target next spills blood, his feet take root in the ground ",
    "7947": "When target next spills blood, his allies think he's dying ",
    "7948": "When target next spills blood, his skin and hair become blood-red ",
    "7949": "When target next spills blood, his Strength is halved until dawn ",
    "7950": "When target next spills blood, his victim grows obsessed with him  ",
    "7951": "When target next spills blood, his waterskin fills with blood ",
    "7952": "When target next spills blood, his weapon attacks him ",
    "7953": "When target next spills blood, his weapon steams and hisses ",
    "7954": "When target next spills blood, his weapon vanishes for 1d4 days ",
    "7955": "When target next uses rope, he ties an insoluble knot ",
    "7956": "When target next uses rope, he's attacked by undead skeletons ",
    "7957": "When target next uses rope, it attacks him as if it were a snake ",
    "7958": "When target next uses rope, it hauls him high into the air ",
    "7959": "When target next uses rope, it shocks him like electrical wire ",
    "7960": "When target next uses rope, it winds around him and combusts ",
    "7961": "When target rolls a natural 20 ToHit, he wounds himself instead ",
    "7962": "When target rolls a natural 20 ToHit, his weapon explodes ",
    "7963": "When target says his name, he adds a wildly effusive honorific ",
    "7964": "When target says his name, he can't tell a lie for one hour ",
    "7965": "When target says his name, his age doubles  ",
    "7966": "When target says his name, his clothes are soaked with brine ",
    "7967": "When target says his name, his clothes become amazingly clean ",
    "7968": "When target says his name, mocking laughter echoes in the sky ",
    "7969": "When target says his name, someone nearby adopts his name ",
    "7970": "When target says his name, someone nearby forgets his own name ",
    "7971": "When target says his name, someone nearby weeps openly ",
    "7972": "When target sees or is hit by magic, he giggles for 1d10 rounds ",
    "7973": "When target sees or is hit by magic, his head becomes invisible ",
    "7974": "When target sneezes, 1d4 nearby trees are rendered invisible ",
    "7975": "When target sneezes, bits of hot gravel spray from his nostrils ",
    "7976": "When target uses magic, he thinks he's spinning rapidly ",
    "7977": "While outdoors, target feels uncomfortable walking upright ",
    "7978": "While outdoors, target perceives everything to be shrouded in fog ",
    "7979": "While target sleeps, he dreams that he's in hell ",
    "7980": "While target sleeps, he dreams that he's undergoing surgery ",
    "7981": "While target sleeps, he is invisible and inaudible to his allies ",
    "7982": "While target sleeps, he sees and hears through the caster ",
    "7983": "While target sleeps, he's 40% likely to regain 1d10 hit points ",
    "7984": "While target sleeps, he's absolutely invulnerable to harm ",
    "7985": "While target sleeps, he's bound by countless spider webs ",
    "7986": "While target sleeps, his body races away in a random direction ",
    "7987": "While target sleeps, his clothes deteriorate to filthy rags ",
    "7988": "While target sleeps, someone writes obscene limericks on his skin ",
    "7989": "While target stands still, he rotates slowly counter-clockwise ",
    "7990": "While target stands still, pigeons treat him just like a statue ",
    "7991": "Yesterday, target ate 1d10 pounds of baked beans  ",
    "7992": "Yesterday, target had dark premonitions of this exact moment ",
    "7993": "Yesterday, target ingested some powerful but slow-acting poison  ",
    "7994": "Yesterday, target learned that he and caster are closely related ",
    "7995": "Yesterday, target learned that he had 36 hours left to live ",
    "7996": "Yesterday, target stole a magic ruby from a dragon ",
    "7997": "Yesterday, target took a sacred vow that he just now violated ",
    "7998": "Yesterday, target was sentenced to be executed at dawn tomorrow ",
    "7999": "Yesterday, target's feet were burned to a crisp ",
    "8000": "Yesterday, target's head was removed and shoddily reattached ",
    "8001": "1,000 cubic feet of dirt and rock rise as a 16HD earth elemental ",
    "8002": "1d10 nearby trees uproot and race to the nearest town square ",
    "8003": "1d10 nearby trees uproot and vanish into the sky ",
    "8004": "1d100 adorable but demonic puppies scamper through the area ",
    "8005": "1d100 skeletons rise from the ground and begin building a pyramid ",
    "8006": "1d100 stone spheres, one foot in diameter, appear in the area ",
    "8007": "1d100% of a major continent sinks beneath the sea ",
    "8008": "1d1000 clay bricks fall from the sky ",
    "8009": "1d1000 skeletons rise from the ground and march to the sea ",
    "8010": "1d20 skeletons rise from the ground and attack anyone nearby ",
    "8011": "1d4 creatures nearby are suddenly gold-plated ",
    "8012": "1d4 creatures nearby double in size ",
    "8013": "1d4 gallons of molten gold pour from the target point  ",
    "8014": "1d4 magical golden apples appear nearby ",
    "8015": "1d6 aggressive, human-sized pigeons appear in the area ",
    "8016": "1d6 horses nearby are turned into carousel horses ",
    "8017": "1d6 people nearby adopt entirely new personalities ",
    "8018": "1d6 people nearby are 50% likely to gain a level or die outright ",
    "8019": "1d6 people nearby are chained together ",
    "8020": "1d6 people nearby are duplicated exactly ",
    "8021": "1d6 people nearby are hurled high into the air ",
    "8022": "1d6 people nearby are identified as harbingers of vile pestilence ",
    "8023": "1d6 people nearby are pulled into the target point and destroyed ",
    "8024": "1d6 people nearby are tarred and feathered ",
    "8025": "1d6 people nearby are teleported 1d4 miles ",
    "8026": "1d6 people nearby are unable to wield weapons for 1d8 hours ",
    "8027": "1d6 people nearby can breathe water as readily as air  ",
    "8028": "1d6 people nearby feel like they're drowning ",
    "8029": "1d6 people nearby flee from the area at top speed ",
    "8030": "1d6 people nearby grow feathers like peacocks ",
    "8031": "1d6 people nearby grow wool like sheep ",
    "8032": "1d6 people nearby join forces against all others nearby ",
    "8033": "1d6 people nearby look exactly alike ",
    "8034": "1d6 people nearby look like children for 1d4 years ",
    "8035": "1d6 people nearby must Save or be Disintegrated ",
    "8036": "1d6 people nearby shrink by 5d10+50% ",
    "8037": "1d6 people nearby will become zombies in 3d6 days ",
    "8038": "2d100 spectators appear in the area ",
    "8039": "2d100 wild bulls appear in the area ",
    "8040": "4d10 duplicates of someone nearby appear in the area ",
    "8041": "4d100 zombies appear in the area and race to the nearest town ",
    "8042": "4d100 zombies appear in the area and start attacking ",
    "8043": "A 100 yard radius is blanketed by a thick cloud of chlorine gas ",
    "8044": "A 100 yard radius is blanketed by snow to a depth of 2d4 feet  ",
    "8045": "A 100 yard radius is carpeted with small white pebbles ",
    "8046": "A 100 yard radius is covered by a dense growth of fragrant grass ",
    "8047": "A 100 yard radius is covered by ankle-deep fetid mud ",
    "8048": "A 100 yard radius is covered by ankle-deep white sand ",
    "8049": "A 100 yard radius is covered by slimy, decaying vegetable matter ",
    "8050": "A 100 yard radius is covered with acrid cinders and ash ",
    "8051": "A 100 yard radius is covered with nuggets of artificial stone ",
    "8052": "A 100 yard radius is discovered to be an ancient graveyard ",
    "8053": "A 100 yard radius is encircled by a dense curtain of smoke ",
    "8054": "A 100 yard radius is encircled by a moat of lava 20 feet across ",
    "8055": "A 100 yard radius is encircled by a ring of raised earth ",
    "8056": "A 100 yard radius is encircled by a wall of hay bales  ",
    "8057": "A 100 yard radius is indistinguishable from the moon's surface  ",
    "8058": "A 100 yard radius is rendered totally silent until dawn tomorrow ",
    "8059": "A 100 yard radius is shaken by a powerful earthquake for 1d4 days ",
    "8060": "A 100 yard radius is strewn with blood-soaked rags ",
    "8061": "A 100 yard radius is strewn with decaying marine life ",
    "8062": "A 100 yard radius is strewn with jagged metal and coils of wire ",
    "8063": "A 100 yard radius is strewn with seashells and driftwood ",
    "8064": "A 100 yard radius is stripped of vegetation, soil, and water ",
    "8065": "A 100 yard radius swirls with finely-milled flour for 1d6 turns ",
    "8066": "A 1d10 mile radius becomes a dense and temperate forest ",
    "8067": "A 1d10 mile radius becomes a pastoral idyll ",
    "8068": "A 1d10 mile radius becomes a peaceful lake ",
    "8069": "A 1d10 mile radius becomes an arid and desolate desert ",
    "8070": "A 5,000 pound iron slab appears 1d10 yards above the target point ",
    "8071": "A baby born in a nearby town is prophesied to destroy the kingdom ",
    "8072": "A baby born in a nearby town is the spawn of a powerful demon ",
    "8073": "A blasphemous tome appears at the target point ",
    "8074": "A charred human corpse bearing a magical sword appears nearby ",
    "8075": "A column of green light shines from the target point into the sky ",
    "8076": "A cube of dry ice 10 feet across appears at the target point ",
    "8077": "A cube of granite 10 feet across appears a the target point ",
    "8078": "A deafening cacophony blares from the target point until sunset ",
    "8079": "A deity has died, and someone nearby is blamed for his death ",
    "8080": "A dense tangle of thorny vines fills the area ",
    "8081": "A featureless black slab appears nearby measuring 1 x 4 x 9  ",
    "8082": "A fissure runs from beneath the target point to the nearest lake ",
    "8083": "A flaming sword appears at the target point, turning every way ",
    "8084": "A flock of 5d20 human-sized geese lands in the area ",
    "8085": "A four-dimensional cube appears at the target point ",
    "8086": "A fully outfitted galleon appears nearby ",
    "8087": "A gargantuan, tentacled monstrosity rises from the nearest ocean ",
    "8088": "A giant sequoia quickly grows from beneath the target point ",
    "8089": "A heavy rope runs from the target point into the sky ",
    "8090": "A herd of animals not native to this area stampedes through it ",
    "8091": "A horrifyingly loathsome creature races through the area ",
    "8092": "A huge army appears to be approaching from the distance ",
    "8093": "A huge city is just barely visible on the surface of the moon ",
    "8094": "A huge earthen fist rises from the ground below the target point ",
    "8095": "A huge glacier forms at the target point over the next 1d4 days ",
    "8096": "A huge outcrop of beautiful crystals erupts under the target point ",
    "8097": "A huge vein of highly toxic metal runs directly under this area ",
    "8098": "A huge volume of confetti rains down in a 100 yard radius ",
    "8099": "A jug full of highly volatile liquid appears at the target point ",
    "8100": "A large pool of fetid slime appears beneath the target point ",
    "8101": "A large pool of liquid helium appears beneath the target point ",
    "8102": "A large pool of molten aluminum appears beneath the target point ",
    "8103": "A large, hay-packed wooden crate marked 'FRAGILE' appears nearby ",
    "8104": "A leather briefcase containing something beautiful appears nearby ",
    "8105": "A local ruler declares any use of magic to be treasonous ",
    "8106": "A local ruler declares some crazy new taboo punishable by death ",
    "8107": "A local ruler has a mad plan to tax the poor instead of the rich ",
    "8108": "A local ruler has ordered the execution of 1d4 people nearby ",
    "8109": "A local ruler has quite obviously sold his soul to a demon  ",
    "8110": "A local ruler invades a sovereign nation under false pretenses ",
    "8111": "A local ruler is known to kill and eat 1d4 people each week ",
    "8112": "A local ruler is revealed to be an illusion ",
    "8113": "A local ruler is under the control of infernal powers ",
    "8114": "A local ruler orders the execution of anyone causing a Chaos Burst ",
    "8115": "A local ruler shames his title with interpersonal indiscretions ",
    "8116": "A local ruler values empty rhetoric over valid policy ",
    "8117": "A lump of heavy and very toxic metal appears at the target point ",
    "8118": "A massive explosion flattens all stone structures within one mile ",
    "8119": "A mighty hailstorm pummels the area for 1d4 hours ",
    "8120": "A mysterious gold sarcophagus appears at the target point ",
    "8121": "A new, non-magical, and deadly virus issues from the target point ",
    "8122": "A one mile radius appears gloomy and blighted for 1d12 months ",
    "8123": "A one mile radius is illuminated by full daylight for 3d10 days ",
    "8124": "A one mile radius is rotates 360� every 24 hours  ",
    "8125": "A one mile radius is shrouded by an eclipse for 2d8-1 days ",
    "8126": "A one mile radius looks like a desert wasteland for one year ",
    "8127": "A perfect 10 foot sphere of ice appears at the target point ",
    "8128": "A pitiable demon appears at the target point, begging sanctuary ",
    "8129": "A powerful and malign spirit emerges from the target point ",
    "8130": "A powerful and radical religious sect usurps the throne ",
    "8131": "A powerful demon takes up residence in a nearby house ",
    "8132": "A powerful earthquake shifts this whole area one mile north ",
    "8133": "A sandstorm sweeps through the area for 2d6 turns ",
    "8134": "A sculpted ice portrait appears for everyone within 50 yards  ",
    "8135": "A small, mysterious island appears in the nearest river ",
    "8136": "A sphere of annihilation appears at the spell's target point ",
    "8137": "A steel tower 100 yards tall emerges form under the target point ",
    "8138": "A stolen dragon egg appears at the target point ",
    "8139": "A stone cube 25 yards across rises from beneath the target point ",
    "8140": "A terrible din fills the air like the clanging of pots and pans  ",
    "8141": "A terrible fire occurred on this site 4d6 hours ago ",
    "8142": "A terrible fire will occur on this site 4d6 hours from now ",
    "8143": "A thin shaft of stone runs from the target point to the sea ",
    "8144": "A tornado arises at the target point and devastates the area ",
    "8145": "A torrent of thick, soapy foam sprays from the target point ",
    "8146": "A viscous corrosive fluid drips coats all exposed rock nearby ",
    "8147": "A volcano erupts at the center of the nearest town  ",
    "8148": "A volley of 10d20 arrows rains down on the area ",
    "8149": "A widespread peasants' revolt begins in 1d12 hours ",
    "8150": "A Chaos Burst occurs when each of the next 1d4 people speak nearby ",
    "8151": "Abnormally large locusts plague the area for 1d8 weeks ",
    "8152": "Acrid fungus sprouts under the target point and quickly spreads ",
    "8153": "Air in this area is 75% thinner than the surrounding atmosphere ",
    "8154": "All air within one mile is totally opaque but otherwise normal ",
    "8155": "All armor removed in this area shrinks by 25% ",
    "8156": "All armor within 50 yards becomes clear like glass ",
    "8157": "All armor within 50 yards is as heavy as lead ",
    "8158": "All armor within 50 yards is weightless for 1d12 months ",
    "8159": "All armor within one mile is ethereal until sunset ",
    "8160": "All artificial light sources within one mile are rendered inert ",
    "8161": "All artificial structures within 50 yards cease to exist ",
    "8162": "All attack rolls in the next 1d10 rounds must be made twice ",
    "8163": "All bags of holding within one mile are completely full of anvils ",
    "8164": "All birds within 50 yards explode, 1d6 hit points per bird ",
    "8165": "All birds within one mile are completely plucked ",
    "8166": "All bladed weapons within 50 yards are intensely magnetic ",
    "8167": "All blades within 50 yards are 10% likely to turn to gold ",
    "8168": "All blades within 50 yards are engraved with cryptic sigils ",
    "8169": "All blades within 50 yards are restored to pristine condition ",
    "8170": "All blades within 50 yards become clear like glass ",
    "8171": "All blades within 50 yards bend 90� halfway along their length ",
    "8172": "All blades within 50 yards must Save or crumble into rust ",
    "8173": "All blades within one mile are blunted until sunset ",
    "8174": "All blades within one mile glow cherry red until sunset tomorrow  ",
    "8175": "All bowstrings within 50 yards break the next time they're drawn ",
    "8176": "All carved wood within 50 yards gains rudimentary intelligence ",
    "8177": "All chain mail within 50 yards appears moth-eaten and threadbare ",
    "8178": "All chain mail within 50 yards is highly attractive to lightning ",
    "8179": "All chain mail within 50 yards is slicked with ice ",
    "8180": "All chain mail within 50 yards is strongly magnetic ",
    "8181": "All cloth within 50 yards begins to digest itself ",
    "8182": "All cloth within 50 yards can never be rendered invisible ",
    "8183": "All cloth within 50 yards is as shiny and lustrous as gold ",
    "8184": "All cloth within 50 yards is rendered as brittle as eggshell ",
    "8185": "All cloth within 50 yards is rendered as stiff as wood ",
    "8186": "All cloth within 50 yards is scrubbed clean ",
    "8187": "All cloth within 50 yards is soaked with gasoline ",
    "8188": "All cloth within 50 yards seems unusually heavy ",
    "8189": "All cloth within 50 yards smolders and smokes until dawn ",
    "8190": "All cloth within 50 yards turns invisible upon exiting the area  ",
    "8191": "All cloth within 50 yards turns to burlap until sunset tomorrow ",
    "8192": "All cloth within one mile is invisible until sunset tomorrow ",
    "8193": "All coins within 50 yards appear in a heap at the target point ",
    "8194": "All coins within 50 yards are engraved with cryptic runes ",
    "8195": "All coins within 50 yards are invisible under moonlight ",
    "8196": "All coins within 50 yards become flexible as rubber ",
    "8197": "All coins within 50 yards double in value ",
    "8198": "All coins within 50 yards explode, 1d4-1 hit points per coin ",
    "8199": "All coins within 50 yards heat to 1,000� ",
    "8200": "All coins within 50 yards turn to mercury ",
    "8201": "All coins within one mile are easily recognized as counterfeit ",
    "8202": "All curses now in effect within 100 yards are negated ",
    "8203": "All dragons within 1d10 miles are enraged beyond all reason ",
    "8204": "All dragons within 1d10 miles shrink by 10d10% ",
    "8205": "All Dwarves within 10 miles are secretly fond of orcs ",
    "8206": "All Dwarves within 10 miles are violently allergic to alcohol ",
    "8207": "All Dwarves within 10 miles are violently allergic to gold ",
    "8208": "All Dwarves within 10 miles become intensely claustrophobic ",
    "8209": "All Dwarves within 10 miles have orange skin and green hair ",
    "8210": "All Dwarves within 10 miles lose their infravision for 1d4 months ",
    "8211": "All Elves within 10 miles are carrying vials of Dwarf blood ",
    "8212": "All Elves within 10 miles develop a powerful fear of heights ",
    "8213": "All Elves within 10 miles forget how to speak Elvish ",
    "8214": "All Elves within 10 miles sprout jagged fangs ",
    "8215": "All Elves within 50 yards are allergic to wood ",
    "8216": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards doubles in weight ",
    "8217": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards is as shiny & lustrous as gold ",
    "8218": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards is invisible until it gets wet ",
    "8219": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards is magnetized ",
    "8220": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards is rustproof for one year ",
    "8221": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards is somewhat resistant to magic ",
    "8222": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards is strangely opalescent ",
    "8223": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards vanishes until sunset tomorrow ",
    "8224": "All fires lit in this area are waterproof for the next 1d6 weeks ",
    "8225": "All fires lit in this area flare up wildly for 1d4 rounds ",
    "8226": "All fires lit in this area reek of brimstone  ",
    "8227": "All flesh within 50 yards is clear like glass until sunset ",
    "8228": "All foliage within 50 yards is poisonous to humans and demihumans ",
    "8229": "All foliage within 50 yards is replaced by plastic replicas ",
    "8230": "All food consumed within one mile is overpoweringly delicious ",
    "8231": "All food consumed within one mile is unpalatably bitter ",
    "8232": "All food within 50 yards completely spoils by sunset ",
    "8233": "All food within 50 yards freezes solid ",
    "8234": "All food within 50 yards is crawling with illusory maggots ",
    "8235": "All food within 50 yards is poisonous for the next 1d4 hours ",
    "8236": "All food within 50 yards is stripped of all nutritive value ",
    "8237": "All food within one mile turns to salt ",
    "8238": "All footprints within one mile fossilize by dawn tomorrow  ",
    "8239": "All forged steel within 100 yards turns to aluminum ",
    "8240": "All forged steel within 100 yards turns to slate ",
    "8241": "All gems within 50 yards are duplicated exactly ",
    "8242": "All gems within 50 yards become spherical ",
    "8243": "All gems within 50 yards turn to sodium when placed in water ",
    "8244": "All gems within 50 yards vibrate in the presence of gold ",
    "8245": "All Gnomes within 10 miles develop a dislike of gems and jewels ",
    "8246": "All Gnomes within 10 miles grow 1d20 inches ",
    "8247": "All goblins within 10 miles appear in the immediate area ",
    "8248": "All goblins within 10 miles are afraid of the dark ",
    "8249": "All goblins within 10 miles are exterminated ",
    "8250": "All goblins within 10 miles are transformed into Elves ",
    "8251": "All goblins within 10 miles become vegetarian pacifists ",
    "8252": "All goblins within 10 miles swear allegiance to someone nearby ",
    "8253": "All goblins within 10 miles swear vengeance upon someone nearby ",
    "8254": "All gold within 50 yards always seems to be 200�  ",
    "8255": "All gold within 50 yards becomes transparent when submerged ",
    "8256": "All gold within 50 yards begins to rust like damp steel ",
    "8257": "All gold within 50 yards induces extreme covetousness ",
    "8258": "All gold within 50 yards is 10% likely to turn to lead ",
    "8259": "All gold within 50 yards is 50% likely to be counterfeit ",
    "8260": "All gold within 50 yards is attracted to magnets like iron ",
    "8261": "All gold within 50 yards is drawn to the target point ",
    "8262": "All gold within 50 yards is indestructible for one year ",
    "8263": "All gold within 50 yards is irresistibly attractive to undead ",
    "8264": "All gold within 50 yards is severely tarnished ",
    "8265": "All gold within 50 yards is thrown 1d10 years into the future ",
    "8266": "All gold within 50 yards is weightless for 2d10 rounds ",
    "8267": "All gold within 50 yards sweats some kind of foul liquid ",
    "8268": "All ground within 10 miles is at exactly the same elevation ",
    "8269": "All Halflings within 10 miles develop a penchant for violence ",
    "8270": "All Halflings within 10 miles develop a strong wanderlust ",
    "8271": "All hats or helmets within 50 yards are drawn to the target point ",
    "8272": "All hats or hoods within 50 yards burst into flame ",
    "8273": "All herbivores within 100 yards are panic-stricken ",
    "8274": "All horses within 100 yards have built-in saddles ",
    "8275": "All horses within 100 yards shrink by 1% per round ",
    "8276": "All horses within one mile become bipedal for 1d4 weeks ",
    "8277": "All horses within one mile become clear like glass ",
    "8278": "All houses within one mile appear to be of much higher quality ",
    "8279": "All houses within one mile are fireproof for one year ",
    "8280": "All humans within 10 miles are suddenly wearing peculiar hats ",
    "8281": "All humans within 10 miles think that demihumans are subhuman ",
    "8282": "All inanimate matter nearby wobbles as though made of gelatin ",
    "8283": "All ink within 50 yards appears to be made from human blood ",
    "8284": "All ink within 50 yards is powerfully hallucinogenic ",
    "8285": "All ink within one mile is invisible for 2d4-1 days ",
    "8286": "All ink within one mile is invisible in sunlight ",
    "8287": "All inorganic matter within 10 miles appears blurry until sunset ",
    "8288": "All inorganic matter within 10 yards disappears ",
    "8289": "All inorganic matter within 10 yards turns to ice ",
    "8290": "All inorganic matter within 50 yards appears to be magical  ",
    "8291": "All invisible matter within 100 yards becomes permanently visible ",
    "8292": "All invisible matter within one mile is clear like glass ",
    "8293": "All leather within 50 yards begins sweating profusely ",
    "8294": "All leather within 50 yards is as rigid as steel ",
    "8295": "All leather within 50 yards shatters like glass ",
    "8296": "All leather within 50 yards turns to silk ",
    "8297": "All living creatures nearby are driven away for 1d4 months ",
    "8298": "All living creatures nearby are enraged beyond reason ",
    "8299": "All lycanthropes within one mile are cured of their lycanthropy ",
    "8300": "All lycanthropes within one mile are locked in their current form ",
    "8301": "All lycanthropes within one mile develop a great fear of the dark ",
    "8302": "All lycanthropes within one mile have a new kind of lycanthropy ",
    "8303": "All magic items used nearby are 10% likely to burn out forever ",
    "8304": "All magic items within 50 yards appear to be blazing with fire  ",
    "8305": "All magic items within 50 yards are easily recognized as magical ",
    "8306": "All magic items within 50 yards disappear until sunset tomorrow ",
    "8307": "All magic items within 50 yards fail to function 20% of the time ",
    "8308": "All magic items within 50 yards hum softly for 1d4 days ",
    "8309": "All magic potions within 50 yards are 10X as powerful ",
    "8310": "All magic potions within 50 yards are powerfully toxic ",
    "8311": "All magic potions within 50 yards are rendered inert ",
    "8312": "All magic potions within 50 yards become Potions of Flying ",
    "8313": "All magic potions within 50 yards freeze solid when imbibed ",
    "8314": "All magic potions within 50 yards induce overwhelming thirst ",
    "8315": "All magic potions within 50 yards induce wild hallucinations ",
    "8316": "All magic potions within 50 yards yield the opposite effect ",
    "8317": "All magic rings within 50 yards appear at the target point ",
    "8318": "All magic rings within 50 yards are identical in appearance ",
    "8319": "All magic rings within 50 yards are inert for one week ",
    "8320": "All magic rings within 50 yards are now as large as hula hoops ",
    "8321": "All magic rings within 50 yards are unharmed by fire or heat ",
    "8322": "All magic rings within 50 yards attract lightning ",
    "8323": "All magic rings within 50 yards fuse to their wearers' fingers ",
    "8324": "All magic rings within 50 yards grant a +1 Armor Class bonus ",
    "8325": "All magic rings within 50 yards must Save or Disintegrate ",
    "8326": "All magic rings within 50 yards shine as brightly as the Sun ",
    "8327": "All magic rings within 50 yards shrink by 10% with each use ",
    "8328": "All magic rings within 50 yards turn to crystal  ",
    "8329": "All magic rings within 50 yards turn to lead while not being worn ",
    "8330": "All magic rings within 50 yards whistle softly while in use ",
    "8331": "All magic weapons nearby are ethereal until sunset ",
    "8332": "All magic weapons nearby gain an additional +1 ToHit for 1d6 days ",
    "8333": "All magic weapons nearby glow like fireflies under the new moon ",
    "8334": "All magic weapons nearby lose their enchantments until dawn ",
    "8335": "All magic weapons within 100 yards are non-magical for 1d4 days ",
    "8336": "All magical animals nearby become their non-magical equivalents ",
    "8337": "All magical animals nearby desire to leave the area  ",
    "8338": "All magical garments within one mile are filthy and foul-smelling ",
    "8339": "All magical garments within one mile burst into flame ",
    "8340": "All magical light sources within 100 yards are 2X as bright ",
    "8341": "All magical light sources within 100 yards dim by 50% ",
    "8342": "All magical light sources within one mile are extinguished ",
    "8343": "All magical light sources within one mile are hot as normal fire ",
    "8344": "All magical light sources within one mile attract magical moths ",
    "8345": "All magical light sources within one mile flash like strobes ",
    "8346": "All magical light sources within one mile hum loudly while in use ",
    "8347": "All magical light sources within one mile only work underground ",
    "8348": "All magical light sources within one mile produce blood-red light ",
    "8349": "All magical light sources within one mile yield darkness instead ",
    "8350": "All mechanical locks within one mile are fused shut ",
    "8351": "All mechanical locks within one mile are invisible for 1d12 months ",
    "8352": "All mechanical locks within one mile can only open under moonlight ",
    "8353": "All mechanical locks within one mile spring open ",
    "8354": "All members of a major race are discovered to be artificial  ",
    "8355": "All members of a major race are rendered sterile ",
    "8356": "All metal armor nearby has been soaking in vinegar ",
    "8357": "All metal armor nearby is chilled to freezing ",
    "8358": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards are non-removable until dawn ",
    "8359": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards are rustproof ",
    "8360": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards cause terrible chafing ",
    "8361": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards close into fists ",
    "8362": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards heat to 400�  ",
    "8363": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards insulate against electricity ",
    "8364": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards shrink by 25% ",
    "8365": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards turn to silk ",
    "8366": "All metal weapons wielded nearby seem to be 500�  ",
    "8367": "All metal within 50 yards appears to be made of solid shadow ",
    "8368": "All metal within 50 yards induces frostbite while in daylight ",
    "8369": "All metal within 50 yards is entirely non-reflective ",
    "8370": "All metal within 50 yards is flammable for 2d10 rounds ",
    "8371": "All metal within 50 yards is indestructible until sunset tomorrow ",
    "8372": "All metal within 50 yards is invisible when anointed with blood ",
    "8373": "All metal within 50 yards is non-conductive of electricity ",
    "8374": "All metal within 50 yards is polished to mirror-brightness ",
    "8375": "All metal within 50 yards is twice as heavy when it's wet ",
    "8376": "All metal within 50 yards liquefies for 2d6 rounds, then reforms ",
    "8377": "All metal within 50 yards shimmers like mother of pearl ",
    "8378": "All missile weapons within 50 yards are inoperative until sunset ",
    "8379": "All missile weapons within 50 yards combust when they're fired ",
    "8380": "All missile weapons within 50 yards have 2X normal maximum range ",
    "8381": "All missile weapons within 50 yards vanish when they're fired ",
    "8382": "All nearby age 3d20 years but return to normal at sunset tomorrow ",
    "8383": "All nearby must eat their meat, or they can't have any pudding ",
    "8384": "All nearby who've drawn blood in the past day are deaf until dawn ",
    "8385": "All nearby who've drawn blood in the past day weep for 3d8 rounds ",
    "8386": "All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces age that many years ",
    "8387": "All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces give it all to charity ",
    "8388": "All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces heal as many hit points ",
    "8389": "All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces lose as many hit points ",
    "8390": "All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces pass out for 1d8 hours ",
    "8391": "All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces teleport that many yards ",
    "8392": "All nonliving wood within 50 yards is as brittle as a pretzel ",
    "8393": "All nonliving wood within 50 yards is as pliant as grass ",
    "8394": "All non-magical animals nearby are healed of all disease ",
    "8395": "All non-magical animals nearby are restored to full hit points ",
    "8396": "All non-magical animals nearby shrink by 40% ",
    "8397": "All non-magical books within 50 yards are duplicated ",
    "8398": "All non-magical books within 50 yards must Save or combust ",
    "8399": "All non-sentient animals nearby are 1d100 years ",
    "8400": "All non-sentient animals nearby are panic-stricken  ",
    "8401": "All non-sentient animals within 50 yards become vaguely evil ",
    "8402": "All open wounds within 50 yards steam violently but harmlessly ",
    "8403": "All paper now nearby glows in the dark permanently ",
    "8404": "All paper now nearby is fireproof ",
    "8405": "All plant life within 10 miles is sky-blue from now on ",
    "8406": "All plant-based fabric within 50 yards becomes dull brown ",
    "8407": "All plant-based fabric within 50 yards combusts ",
    "8408": "All priestly magic within 500 yards is dispelled ",
    "8409": "All priestly magic within 500 yards is suppressed for 1d10 turns ",
    "8410": "All reflective surfaces in the area display imaginary scenes ",
    "8411": "All reflective surfaces in the area display scenes of carnage ",
    "8412": "All right arms within 50 yards are ethereal until sunset ",
    "8413": "All right arms within 50 yards are invulnerable for 1d10 hours ",
    "8414": "All right arms within 50 yards are paralyzed until dawn ",
    "8415": "All rope within 50 yards can't be cut or broken  ",
    "8416": "All rope within 50 yards ignites along its entire length ",
    "8417": "All rope within 50 yards is as rigid as wood ",
    "8418": "All rope within 50 yards is as strong as steel wire ",
    "8419": "All rope within 50 yards is forever unable to hold a knot ",
    "8420": "All rope within 50 yards is permanently invisible ",
    "8421": "All rope within 50 yards shortens by 80% ",
    "8422": "All rope within 50 yards straightens and becomes hard as stone ",
    "8423": "All rope within 50 yards stretches like elastic ",
    "8424": "All rope within 50 yards turns to flesh ",
    "8425": "All saddles within 50 yards are as durable as tempered steel ",
    "8426": "All saddles within 50 yards disappear ",
    "8427": "All shields within 50 yards are fragile like glass for 1d4 rounds ",
    "8428": "All shields within 50 yards are impervious to fire ",
    "8429": "All shields within 50 yards are impervious to harm until sunset ",
    "8430": "All shields within 50 yards are imprinted with ugly faces ",
    "8431": "All shields within 50 yards gain a +1 bonus lasting 1d10 battles ",
    "8432": "All soil and rock within 100 yards vanishes ",
    "8433": "All soil within 50 yards is seeded with an aggressive vegetable ",
    "8434": "All soil within 50 yards turns invisible  ",
    "8435": "All spells cast in the last 1d4 rounds are retroactively negated  ",
    "8436": "All spells cast in the last 1d4 rounds recur in 1d4 rounds ",
    "8437": "All spells cast in the next 2d6 rounds are invisible in effect ",
    "8438": "All spells cast in the next 2d6 rounds occur 2d6 rounds later ",
    "8439": "All spells cast in this area are accompanied by trumpet fanfare ",
    "8440": "All spells cast in this area are delayed by 2d10 rounds ",
    "8441": "All Summoned creatures within 10 miles are dismissed ",
    "8442": "All Summoned creatures within 10 miles vanish in 1d4 rounds ",
    "8443": "All swords within one mile are hopelessly blunted for 1d4 days ",
    "8444": "All swords within one mile turn to golf clubs until dawn tomorrow ",
    "8445": "All teeth within 50 yards are as black as coal for 1d4 weeks ",
    "8446": "All teeth within 50 yards are rendered invisible for 1d12 months ",
    "8447": "All tempered metal within 50 yards is reduced in weight by 50% ",
    "8448": "All tempered metal within 50 yards is soft as rubber until dawn ",
    "8449": "All thumbs within 50 yards are immune to polymorph magic ",
    "8450": "All thumbs within 50 yards vanish for 1d4 hours ",
    "8451": "All transparent matter within one mile is as fragile as glass ",
    "8452": "All transparent matter within one mile is rendered invisible ",
    "8453": "All trees within 10 miles drop their leaves until next spring ",
    "8454": "All trees within 50 yards are glazed with ice ",
    "8455": "All trees within 50 yards are impervious to saws and axes ",
    "8456": "All trees within 50 yards bear watermelons for 1d4 months ",
    "8457": "All trees within 50 yards become ambulatory ",
    "8458": "All trees within 50 yards become omnivorous ",
    "8459": "All trees within 50 yards chant dirges at every sunset ",
    "8460": "All trees within 50 yards gain a semblance of sentience ",
    "8461": "All trees within 50 yards turn permanently invisible ",
    "8462": "All trees within a one mile vanish ",
    "8463": "All trees within one mile are cut down and stacked as cordwood ",
    "8464": "All trees within one mile are hollow ",
    "8465": "All trees within one mile crumble to dust within 1d4 days ",
    "8466": "All trees within one mile double in height ",
    "8467": "All trees within one mile drip with blood ",
    "8468": "All trees within one mile uproot and move 10 miles to the north ",
    "8469": "All trolls within 10 miles adopt a kinder, gentler philosophy ",
    "8470": "All trolls within 10 miles lose their ability to regenerate ",
    "8471": "All undead skeletons within 10 miles turn to wood ",
    "8472": "All undead within 1d100 miles vanish until sunset tomorrow ",
    "8473": "All undead within 50 yards are restored to full hit points ",
    "8474": "All undead within 50 yards are teleported 1d4 miles ",
    "8475": "All undead within 50 yards attack one random person nearby ",
    "8476": "All undead within one mile can exhale clouds of fog at will ",
    "8477": "All undead within one mile combust and burn until sunset tomorrow ",
    "8478": "All undead within one mile require air just like living creatures ",
    "8479": "All undead within one mile think that they're still alive ",
    "8480": "All vegetable matter within 50 yards, alive or dead, dissolves ",
    "8481": "All vegetation within 10 miles is 10X as nutritious for 1d4 weeks ",
    "8482": "All vegetation within 10 miles is incredibly toxic for 1d4 days ",
    "8483": "All vegetation within 10 miles tastes like manure when cooked ",
    "8484": "All vegetation within 50 yards becomes incredibly lush  ",
    "8485": "All vegetation within 50 yards dies within 1d4 rounds ",
    "8486": "All vegetation within 50 yards grows 100X as fast for 2d4 days ",
    "8487": "All vegetation within 50 yards is frozen solid ",
    "8488": "All vegetation within 50 yards turns bone-white for 1d4 days ",
    "8489": "All visible trails or tracks within 10 miles vanish completely ",
    "8490": "All voices within 50 yards seem to issue from the same person ",
    "8491": "All voices within 50 yards sound identical ",
    "8492": "All water within 10 miles is chilled to just above freezing  ",
    "8493": "All water within 50 yards becomes invisible ",
    "8494": "All water within 50 yards becomes thick like gelatin ",
    "8495": "All water within 50 yards does nothing to mitigate thirst ",
    "8496": "All water within 50 yards doubles in volume 1d6 times ",
    "8497": "All water within 50 yards holds its temperature for one year ",
    "8498": "All water within 50 yards looks foul but is fresh and sweet ",
    "8499": "All water within 50 yards remains liquid for at least 1d4 months ",
    "8500": "All water within 50 yards smells and tastes strongly of fish ",
    "8501": "All water within 50 yards turns to for over the next 1d4 rounds ",
    "8502": "All water within 50 yards turns to glass ",
    "8503": "All water within 50 yards turns to milk ",
    "8504": "All water within one mile vanishes  ",
    "8505": "All weapons and armor within 50 yards seem to be 3X normal weight ",
    "8506": "All weapons nearby are bound to this area and will return to it ",
    "8507": "All weapons within 50 yards appear to be made of bone  ",
    "8508": "All weapons within 50 yards are +1 ToHit until dawn tomorrow ",
    "8509": "All weapons within 50 yards are +10 ToHit for 1d4 rounds ",
    "8510": "All weapons within 50 yards are +2 ToHit for 2d12 hours ",
    "8511": "All weapons within 50 yards are +2 ToHit Summoned creatures ",
    "8512": "All weapons within 50 yards are +2 ToHit until their next hit ",
    "8513": "All weapons within 50 yards are +5 ToHit but -5 to damage ",
    "8514": "All weapons within 50 yards are -4 ToHit anyone currently nearby ",
    "8515": "All weapons within 50 yards are caked in sticky clay ",
    "8516": "All weapons within 50 yards are cleaned, polished, and sterilized ",
    "8517": "All weapons within 50 yards are edible ",
    "8518": "All weapons within 50 yards are etched with their owners' names ",
    "8519": "All weapons within 50 yards are impervious to Alteration magic ",
    "8520": "All weapons within 50 yards are invulnerable to acid ",
    "8521": "All weapons within 50 yards are marked with demonic sigils ",
    "8522": "All weapons within 50 yards are piled at the target point ",
    "8523": "All weapons within 50 yards are repelled from the target point ",
    "8524": "All weapons within 50 yards are sealed in candle wax ",
    "8525": "All weapons within 50 yards are stuck in their sheathes  ",
    "8526": "All weapons within 50 yards are terribly unwieldy for 4d6 rounds ",
    "8527": "All weapons within 50 yards are the property of some distant king ",
    "8528": "All weapons within 50 yards attract flies and gnats for one week ",
    "8529": "All weapons within 50 yards exude aromatic smoke for 1d6 hours  ",
    "8530": "All weapons within 50 yards glow red as though they're very hot ",
    "8531": "All weapons within 50 yards hum in the presence of spilled blood ",
    "8532": "All weapons within 50 yards must Save or be bent like corkscrews ",
    "8533": "All weapons within 50 yards steam violently on contact with water ",
    "8534": "All weapons within 50 yards were forged by an undead smith ",
    "8535": "All weapons within one mile vanish until dawn tomorrow ",
    "8536": "All wheeled vehicles within one mile burst into flame ",
    "8537": "All wheeled vehicles within one mile sink 1d4 feet into the mud ",
    "8538": "All wheels within one mile are chrome-plated  ",
    "8539": "All wheels within one mile become perfectly square ",
    "8540": "All who saw this casting are 10% likely to be driven insane ",
    "8541": "All who saw this casting are healed for 1d4 hit points ",
    "8542": "All who saw this casting are soaked with cold gravy ",
    "8543": "All who saw this casting are stricken mute until sunset ",
    "8544": "All who saw this casting are stricken totally deaf for 1d12 hours ",
    "8545": "All who saw this casting are thrown 1d4 days into the future ",
    "8546": "All who saw this casting are unable to sleep for 2d10 days ",
    "8547": "All who saw this casting despise magic for until dawn tomorrow ",
    "8548": "All who saw this casting giggle like lunatics for 3d4 rounds ",
    "8549": "All who saw this casting hear an eerie moaning for 1d4 days ",
    "8550": "All who saw this casting howl at the moon for the next 1d8 nights ",
    "8551": "All who saw this casting lose 1d20 points of Wisdom until sunset ",
    "8552": "All who saw this casting lose 1d4 hit points ",
    "8553": "All who saw this casting stare at the target point until dawn ",
    "8554": "All who saw this casting think that its target has been slain ",
    "8555": "All who saw this casting undertake a pilgrimage to a distant town ",
    "8556": "All within 10 feet are wrapped like mummies ",
    "8557": "All within 10 feet feel like they've just run a marathon ",
    "8558": "All within 10 feet must Save or be teleported 1d100 miles ",
    "8559": "All within 10 feet point loses 1d100 hit points ",
    "8560": "All within 10 miles are convinced that the apocalypse is nigh ",
    "8561": "All within 10 miles identify the target point as a holy site ",
    "8562": "All within 10 miles seek to worship someone near the target point ",
    "8563": "All within 10 yards divest themselves of all gems and jewels ",
    "8564": "All within 10 yards find a diamond worth 1,000 gold pieces  ",
    "8565": "All within 50 miles realize that thieves' cant is fictitious ",
    "8566": "All within 50 miles rise up against the king ",
    "8567": "All within 50 yards acquire a distinctive accent ",
    "8568": "All within 50 yards adopt new names and answer only to them ",
    "8569": "All within 50 yards age 1d12 months ",
    "8570": "All within 50 yards and in armor are paralyzed for 2d6 rounds  ",
    "8571": "All within 50 yards appear blurry to each other for 1d12 hours ",
    "8572": "All within 50 yards appear to be 1d100 years older  ",
    "8573": "All within 50 yards appear to be covered with festering sores ",
    "8574": "All within 50 yards appear to be indescribably ugly to each other ",
    "8575": "All within 50 yards appear to have advanced leprosy ",
    "8576": "All within 50 yards appear to have bubonic plague ",
    "8577": "All within 50 yards are  5% likely to be turned inside out ",
    "8578": "All within 50 yards are  5% likely to become amphibious ",
    "8579": "All within 50 yards are  5% likely to die at dawn tomorrow ",
    "8580": "All within 50 yards are  5% likely to freeze solid ",
    "8581": "All within 50 yards are  5% likely to inherit a small keep ",
    "8582": "All within 50 yards are  5% likely to suffer total amnesia ",
    "8583": "All within 50 yards are 10% likely to age 1d100 years ",
    "8584": "All within 50 yards are 10% likely to be closely related ",
    "8585": "All within 50 yards are 10% likely to be stricken bald forever ",
    "8586": "All within 50 yards are 10% likely to wake tomorrow as undead ",
    "8587": "All within 50 yards are -2 ToHit for 2d10 rounds ",
    "8588": "All within 50 yards are 20% likely to be knocked unconscious ",
    "8589": "All within 50 yards are 20% likely to be paralyzed for 1d4 hours ",
    "8590": "All within 50 yards are 20% likely to lose all but one hit point ",
    "8591": "All within 50 yards are 25% likely to be covered in chocolate ",
    "8592": "All within 50 yards are 30% likely to vanish for 1d6 rounds ",
    "8593": "All within 50 yards are 40% likely to regain full hit points ",
    "8594": "All within 50 yards are a peculiar shade of blue-gray ",
    "8595": "All within 50 yards are AC 0 (no modifiers) for 2d6 hours ",
    "8596": "All within 50 yards are arrested for sedition and treason ",
    "8597": "All within 50 yards are at risk of awakening a vengeful god ",
    "8598": "All within 50 yards are attacked by countless magpies ",
    "8599": "All within 50 yards are attacked by locusts ",
    "8600": "All within 50 yards are banded like protected wildlife ",
    "8601": "All within 50 yards are blamed for some recent catastrophe ",
    "8602": "All within 50 yards are blind while at full hit points ",
    "8603": "All within 50 yards are branded heretics and ordered slain ",
    "8604": "All within 50 yards are branded with the mark of some random god ",
    "8605": "All within 50 yards are carrying an additional 5d10 gold pieces ",
    "8606": "All within 50 yards are carrying an identical iron medallion ",
    "8607": "All within 50 yards are carrying ornate ceremonial daggers ",
    "8608": "All within 50 yards are carrying small discs of carved stone ",
    "8609": "All within 50 yards are charged with an arduous divine quest ",
    "8610": "All within 50 yards are claimed as slaves by the nearest tyrant ",
    "8611": "All within 50 yards are considered pariahs ",
    "8612": "All within 50 yards are covered in creosote ",
    "8613": "All within 50 yards are covered in powdered sugar like doughnuts ",
    "8614": "All within 50 yards are covered with honey and feathers ",
    "8615": "All within 50 yards are disarmed ",
    "8616": "All within 50 yards are discovered to be clones ",
    "8617": "All within 50 yards are doused with molasses ",
    "8618": "All within 50 yards are drafted into military service ",
    "8619": "All within 50 yards are draped in tough, fibrous filaments ",
    "8620": "All within 50 yards are draped with pungent floral garlands ",
    "8621": "All within 50 yards are drenched with cold, soapy water ",
    "8622": "All within 50 yards are drenched with olive oil ",
    "8623": "All within 50 yards are dressed and painted like clowns ",
    "8624": "All within 50 yards are dressed in black and have jet-black hair ",
    "8625": "All within 50 yards are dressed in high quality fur ",
    "8626": "All within 50 yards are dressed in illusory formal wear  ",
    "8627": "All within 50 yards are dressed in illusory full plate armor ",
    "8628": "All within 50 yards are dressed in wildly inappropriate attire ",
    "8629": "All within 50 yards are dressed like pirates ",
    "8630": "All within 50 yards are enraged beyond thought or reason ",
    "8631": "All within 50 yards are extremely short-tempered for 1d12 hours ",
    "8632": "All within 50 yards are filthy as though they've never bathed ",
    "8633": "All within 50 yards are glazed with yellow ice ",
    "8634": "All within 50 yards are Held for 6d10 rounds ",
    "8635": "All within 50 yards are holding tiny stone carvings of themselves ",
    "8636": "All within 50 yards are immune to all magic for 1d6 rounds ",
    "8637": "All within 50 yards are immune to disease for 1d6 months ",
    "8638": "All within 50 yards are immune to missile fire for 2d6 rounds ",
    "8639": "All within 50 yards are immune to poison for 1d4 days ",
    "8640": "All within 50 yards are immune to polymorph magic for one year ",
    "8641": "All within 50 yards are immune to reason for 1d4 days ",
    "8642": "All within 50 yards are implicated in a huge royal scandal ",
    "8643": "All within 50 yards are individually shrouded in fog ",
    "8644": "All within 50 yards are invisible for 1d4 rounds ",
    "8645": "All within 50 yards are invisible to a single person nearby ",
    "8646": "All within 50 yards are invisible to all others within 50 yards ",
    "8647": "All within 50 yards are invisible to birds ",
    "8648": "All within 50 yards are invisible to reptiles for 1d6 hours ",
    "8649": "All within 50 yards are invisible when seen from below ",
    "8650": "All within 50 yards are involved in a diplomatic nightmare ",
    "8651": "All within 50 yards are invulnerable to wood for 1d10 rounds ",
    "8652": "All within 50 yards are liberally sprayed with octopus ink ",
    "8653": "All within 50 yards are now standing in the nearest building ",
    "8654": "All within 50 yards are now wearing tap-shoes ",
    "8655": "All within 50 yards are offered for sale on the open market ",
    "8656": "All within 50 yards are overpoweringly thirsty ",
    "8657": "All within 50 yards are painted with woad ",
    "8658": "All within 50 yards are paralyzed by indecision for 1d4 rounds ",
    "8659": "All within 50 yards are pardoned for any outstanding crimes ",
    "8660": "All within 50 yards are permanently branded as escaped slaves ",
    "8661": "All within 50 yards are profoundly drunk for 1d10 rounds ",
    "8662": "All within 50 yards are pushed 1d10 yards from the target point ",
    "8663": "All within 50 yards are ravenously hungry ",
    "8664": "All within 50 yards are restored to full hit points ",
    "8665": "All within 50 yards are rumored to be undead ",
    "8666": "All within 50 yards are rumored to belong to some bizarre cult ",
    "8667": "All within 50 yards are showered in maggots ",
    "8668": "All within 50 yards are smeared with a foul-smelling gelatin ",
    "8669": "All within 50 yards are sprayed with skunk musk ",
    "8670": "All within 50 yards are standing on three-foot cast iron discs  ",
    "8671": "All within 50 yards are sterile for 2d12 months ",
    "8672": "All within 50 yards are stricken mute for 1d6 rounds ",
    "8673": "All within 50 yards are strongly addicted to some kind of poison ",
    "8674": "All within 50 yards are suddenly arranged in a big circle ",
    "8675": "All within 50 yards are suddenly barefoot  ",
    "8676": "All within 50 yards are suddenly extremely drunk ",
    "8677": "All within 50 yards are suddenly seated in the lotus position ",
    "8678": "All within 50 yards are tempted to dabble in cannibalism ",
    "8679": "All within 50 yards are thoroughly cleansed  ",
    "8680": "All within 50 yards are thrown 1d4 days into the future ",
    "8681": "All within 50 yards are unable to breathe for 1d20 rounds ",
    "8682": "All within 50 yards are unable to move their feet for 2d10 rounds ",
    "8683": "All within 50 yards are unable to sleep for 2d20 days ",
    "8684": "All within 50 yards are unable to use magic for 1d8 hours ",
    "8685": "All within 50 yards are unable to wield weapons while in armor ",
    "8686": "All within 50 yards are unable to wield wooden weapons until dawn ",
    "8687": "All within 50 yards are wearing beekeepers' veils ",
    "8688": "All within 50 yards are wearing ostrich feathers in their hair ",
    "8689": "All within 50 yards are wearing wooden shoes ",
    "8690": "All within 50 yards become hopelessly lost for 1d4 hours ",
    "8691": "All within 50 yards believe that they're dreaming ",
    "8692": "All within 50 yards can see just fine in normal darkness ",
    "8693": "All within 50 yards covet the possessions of one person nearby ",
    "8694": "All within 50 yards crackle with ozone for 6d6 rounds  ",
    "8695": "All within 50 yards dance lasciviously for 1d6 rounds ",
    "8696": "All within 50 yards develop an acute fear of wood ",
    "8697": "All within 50 yards die in a huge explosion but resurrect at dawn ",
    "8698": "All within 50 yards disarm themselves and race to a nearby river ",
    "8699": "All within 50 yards disarm themselves as quickly as they can ",
    "8700": "All within 50 yards exchange places with someone else nearby ",
    "8701": "All within 50 yards exhale steam as if the air were very cold ",
    "8702": "All within 50 yards feel a wildly different ambient temperature ",
    "8703": "All within 50 yards feel insects crawling over their skin ",
    "8704": "All within 50 yards feel intense hunger at the sight of blood ",
    "8705": "All within 50 yards feel overpowering fear for 2d6 rounds ",
    "8706": "All within 50 yards feel unfocused yet overwhelming disgust ",
    "8707": "All within 50 yards find obscene tattoos on their bodies ",
    "8708": "All within 50 yards find that their clothes are torn and bloody ",
    "8709": "All within 50 yards forget everyone's name ",
    "8710": "All within 50 yards forget how to use weapons or magic until dawn ",
    "8711": "All within 50 yards gain 1d1000 Experience Points ",
    "8712": "All within 50 yards grow 1d4 inches ",
    "8713": "All within 50 yards have a copy of a mysterious brass key ",
    "8714": "All within 50 yards have a mark identifying them as pariahs ",
    "8715": "All within 50 yards have an additional, functioning kidney ",
    "8716": "All within 50 yards have clouded vision for 2d6 rounds ",
    "8717": "All within 50 yards have conflicting memories of the past day ",
    "8718": "All within 50 yards have five pounds of butter in their pockets ",
    "8719": "All within 50 yards have gone without sleep for 3d4 days ",
    "8720": "All within 50 yards have horrifying visions of future tragedy ",
    "8721": "All within 50 yards have just run 1d10 miles ",
    "8722": "All within 50 yards have the exact same voice ",
    "8723": "All within 50 yards laugh like lunatics for 4d6 rounds ",
    "8724": "All within 50 yards levitate 1d6 feet for 2d6 rounds ",
    "8725": "All within 50 yards look and smell as if they've been in a fire ",
    "8726": "All within 50 yards look like cadavers when seen from behind ",
    "8727": "All within 50 yards lose 1 hit point per round spent in that area ",
    "8728": "All within 50 yards lose 1d6 levels until sunset tomorrow ",
    "8729": "All within 50 yards lose 1d8 hit points but gain 1d10 hit points ",
    "8730": "All within 50 yards mount an attack upon the nearest castle ",
    "8731": "All within 50 yards move as if they're underwater ",
    "8732": "All within 50 yards must hibernate this winter ",
    "8733": "All within 50 yards must remain in this area until dawn tomorrow  ",
    "8734": "All within 50 yards must remain within 10 yards of each other ",
    "8735": "All within 50 yards must repeat everything they say for 1d10 days ",
    "8736": "All within 50 yards must Save each morning or age 1d4 years ",
    "8737": "All within 50 yards must Save or be attacked by rats and mice ",
    "8738": "All within 50 yards must Save or be branded like cattle ",
    "8739": "All within 50 yards must Save or be burned for 1d10 hit points ",
    "8740": "All within 50 yards must Save or be Slowed ",
    "8741": "All within 50 yards must Save or be soaked with icy brine ",
    "8742": "All within 50 yards must Save or be stricken mute for 1d4 months  ",
    "8743": "All within 50 yards must Save or be Teleported 2d10 miles ",
    "8744": "All within 50 yards must Save or be thrown into nearby trees ",
    "8745": "All within 50 yards must Save or be tightly bound in wire ",
    "8746": "All within 50 yards must Save or feel 1d100� colder  ",
    "8747": "All within 50 yards must Save or feel 1d100� warmer  ",
    "8748": "All within 50 yards must Save or flee in panic for 2d10 rounds ",
    "8749": "All within 50 yards must Save or sink 4d12 inches into the ground ",
    "8750": "All within 50 yards must Save or suffer blinding pain until dawn ",
    "8751": "All within 50 yards must Save or suffer frostbite in 1d10 fingers ",
    "8752": "All within 50 yards must Save or their clothes burst into flame ",
    "8753": "All within 50 yards must Save or their hair combusts ",
    "8754": "All within 50 yards must Save or their hands shrink by 50% ",
    "8755": "All within 50 yards must Save or they must re-roll their stats ",
    "8756": "All within 50 yards must Save vs Death or be shorn of all hair ",
    "8757": "All within 50 yards must Save, or their wounds will never heal ",
    "8758": "All within 50 yards now have bright blue hair  ",
    "8759": "All within 50 yards preach a ridiculous 'abstinence only' policy ",
    "8760": "All within 50 yards quickly devour any food that they're carrying ",
    "8761": "All within 50 yards run at top speed toward the target point ",
    "8762": "All within 50 yards see illusory animals flitting about the area ",
    "8763": "All within 50 yards shrink 1d4 inches ",
    "8764": "All within 50 yards smell like carrion until sunset tomorrow ",
    "8765": "All within 50 yards smell strongly of alcohol ",
    "8766": "All within 50 yards smell strongly of brimstone until sunrise ",
    "8767": "All within 50 yards smell strongly of manure for 1d4 days ",
    "8768": "All within 50 yards suddenly have perfectly groomed hair ",
    "8769": "All within 50 yards talk like 1930's movie gangsters ",
    "8770": "All within 50 yards think that a deity is in their midst ",
    "8771": "All within 50 yards think that all others nearby are lying ",
    "8772": "All within 50 yards think that all others nearby are on fire ",
    "8773": "All within 50 yards think that fire is edible ",
    "8774": "All within 50 yards think that they're being attacked by zombies ",
    "8775": "All within 50 yards think that they're in a parallel universe ",
    "8776": "All within 50 yards think that they're standing in knee-deep snow ",
    "8777": "All within 50 yards think that they've suffered massive injuries ",
    "8778": "All within 50 yards think they'll die unless they remain standing ",
    "8779": "All within 50 yards think they've shrunk by 90% ",
    "8780": "All within 50 yards throw their weapons as far as they can ",
    "8781": "All within 50 yards vanish for 3d10 rounds ",
    "8782": "All within 50 yards weep hysterically but can act normally ",
    "8783": "All within 50 yards who are injured smell strongly of peppermint ",
    "8784": "All within 50 yards who are not now bleeding fall unconscious ",
    "8785": "All within 50 yards who are now bleeding fall unconscious ",
    "8786": "All within 50 yards who breathe air suffocate for 2d10 rounds ",
    "8787": "All within 50 yards will be fully healed at the end of 3d8 rounds ",
    "8788": "All within 50 yards will become undead when they die ",
    "8789": "All within 50 yards will die if any one of them dies before dawn ",
    "8790": "All within 50 yards witness a miraculous manifestation of a deity ",
    "8791": "All wood within one mile is fireproof for 1d4 weeks ",
    "8792": "All worked stone within 50 yards absorbs water like a sponge ",
    "8793": "All worked stone within 50 yards begins eroding rapidly ",
    "8794": "All worked stone within 50 yards blazes with illusory flame ",
    "8795": "All worked stone within 50 yards clangs like bronze bells ",
    "8796": "All worked stone within 50 yards hums audibly in moonlight ",
    "8797": "All worked stone within 50 yards increases in size by 1d100% ",
    "8798": "All worked stone within 50 yards is as shiny as a mirror ",
    "8799": "All worked stone within 50 yards is briefly pliant as soft clay ",
    "8800": "All worked stone within 50 yards is clear like glass ",
    "8801": "All worked stone within 50 yards is etched with blasphemous runes ",
    "8802": "All worked stone within 50 yards is now 3d100� colder ",
    "8803": "All worked stone within 50 yards is water soluble ",
    "8804": "All worked stone within 50 yards oozes blood for 1d4 hours ",
    "8805": "All worked stone within 50 yards returns to its natural state ",
    "8806": "All worked stone within 50 yards turns to ice ",
    "8807": "All written text within 50 yards appears reversed in sunlight ",
    "8808": "All written text within 50 yards can only be read by moonlight ",
    "8809": "All written text within 50 yards hums audibly while being read ",
    "8810": "All written text within 50 yards is reversed  ",
    "8811": "All written text within 50 yards shrinks by 50% ",
    "8812": "An ancient battle is endlessly reenacted on this site by ghosts ",
    "8813": "An animal species native to the area acquires sentience ",
    "8814": "An animal species native to the area actually controls the throne ",
    "8815": "An animal species native to the area is now immune to magic ",
    "8816": "An animal species native to the area quickly goes extinct ",
    "8817": "An arrogant, inarticulate twit achieves great political power ",
    "8818": "An asteroid 1d20 miles in diameter strikes the planet near here ",
    "8819": "An enormous black disc hovers over the area for 1d4 hours ",
    "8820": "An enormous cache of classified documents is found nearby ",
    "8821": "An enormous cache of D-Cell batteries is found nearby ",
    "8822": "An enormous castle formed entirely of ice appears nearby ",
    "8823": "An enormous fishing net settles over a 100 yard radius ",
    "8824": "An enormous head of sculpted stone bursts from the ground  ",
    "8825": "An enormous oak tree appears at the target point ",
    "8826": "An enormous sand castle appears at the target point  ",
    "8827": "An enormous volume of acrid smoke spews from the target point ",
    "8828": "An exact copy of the moon appears 180� away from the original one  ",
    "8829": "An experimental forge in a nearby town achieves critical mass ",
    "8830": "An incredibly dangerous and powerful artifact appears nearby ",
    "8831": "An incredibly dangerous toxin is released into a nearby river ",
    "8832": "An incredibly foul entity is summoned to the target point ",
    "8833": "An ingot of metallic hydrogen appears at the target point ",
    "8834": "An ingot of neutronium appears at the target point ",
    "8835": "An ingot of some impossible metal appears at the target point ",
    "8836": "An intoxicatingly delightful scent issues from the target point ",
    "8837": "An intricate maze of panels of ice sprouts in a 100 yard radius ",
    "8838": "An intricate maze of tall hedges sprouts in a 100 yard radius ",
    "8839": "An intricate sculpture of blown glass appears at the target point ",
    "8840": "An invisible, whistling octopus slithers through the area ",
    "8841": "An overpoweringly foul stench issues from the target point ",
    "8842": "An unusually virulent form of plague breaks out in a nearby town ",
    "8843": "Ants appear to swarm on all blades within 50 yards ",
    "8844": "Any active charms and enchantments nearby are negated until dawn ",
    "8845": "Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards are now 10X as potent ",
    "8846": "Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards become powerfully toxic ",
    "8847": "Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards combust violently ",
    "8848": "Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards induce temporary insanity ",
    "8849": "Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards turn to mercury ",
    "8850": "Any artifacts within 50 miles become non-functional for 2d6 days ",
    "8851": "Any beneficial enchantments now in effect nearby are dispelled ",
    "8852": "Any blades currently sheathed nearby make their sheathes combust ",
    "8853": "Any blood spilled in this area combusts on contact with water ",
    "8854": "Any blood spilled in this area discolors the ground  ",
    "8855": "Any charged magical items nearby are fully recharged ",
    "8856": "Any charged magical items nearby are triggered upon their owners ",
    "8857": "Any charged magical items nearby can't be used until tomorrow ",
    "8858": "Any charged magical items nearby lose 1d10 charges ",
    "8859": "Any exposed rock nearby is polished as smooth as glass ",
    "8860": "Any fireball cast nearby is 1% likely to scorch a one mile radius ",
    "8861": "Any fires now burning within 10 miles are extinguished ",
    "8862": "Any fires now burning within 10 miles exude hallucinogenic smoke ",
    "8863": "Any fires now burning within 10 miles provide no heat ",
    "8864": "Any fires now burning within 10 miles provide no light ",
    "8865": "Any fires now burning within 10 miles turn into pools of water ",
    "8866": "Any fires now burning within 50 yards quadruple in size  ",
    "8867": "Any fires now burning within ten miles attract undead like moths ",
    "8868": "Any food now in this area tastes strongly of blood ",
    "8869": "Any food now within 50 yards induces bacchanalia when eaten ",
    "8870": "Any food now within 50 yards induces drowsiness when eaten ",
    "8871": "Any food now within 50 yards induces madness when eaten ",
    "8872": "Any food now within 50 yards turns to iron ",
    "8873": "Any food now within 50 yards will turn to lead when consumed ",
    "8874": "Any gold nearby is invisible in sunlight ",
    "8875": "Any gold within 50 yards liquefies ",
    "8876": "Any ice or snow within 10 miles can't melt for 1d12 months ",
    "8877": "Any ice or snow within 10 miles feels painfully hot to the touch ",
    "8878": "Any magical protections now in place nearby are negated ",
    "8879": "Any magical seals or locks within one mile are negated ",
    "8880": "Any magical seals or locks within one mile are permanently sealed ",
    "8881": "Any magical seals or locks within one mile shine like the sun ",
    "8882": "Any magical symbols, glyphs, or seals within 50 yards are negated ",
    "8883": "Any magical traps within one mile are triggered ",
    "8884": "Any meat eaten nearby in the last 24 hours was human flesh ",
    "8885": "Any nearby outcroppings of rock burst into flame ",
    "8886": "Any nearby water in a container becomes carbonated ",
    "8887": "Any nearby water in a container becomes heavily chlorinated ",
    "8888": "Any non-living wood within one mile becomes clear like glass ",
    "8889": "Any open wounds in the area heal into scars shaped like runes ",
    "8890": "Any open wounds in the area heal into ugly, purplish scars ",
    "8891": "Any outstanding campaign plot inconsistencies are hereby resolved ",
    "8892": "Any pack animals within one mile race away at top speed ",
    "8893": "Any priest nearby is 10% likely to think he's his god ",
    "8894": "Any ranged spells cast nearby are delayed for 3d10 rounds ",
    "8895": "Any ranged spells cast nearby have a range of zero ",
    "8896": "Any range-zero spells cast nearby affect someone else instead ",
    "8897": "Any range-zero spells cast nearby last only one round  ",
    "8898": "Any scroll cases within 50 yards are sealed for 1d100 years ",
    "8899": "Any scroll cases within 50 yards digest their contents ",
    "8900": "Any spells currently in effect within 100 yards are negated ",
    "8901": "Any standing water within 50 yards boils violently ",
    "8902": "Any standing water within 50 yards can be used as a scrying pool ",
    "8903": "Any water now within 50 yards can never be frozen  ",
    "8904": "Any Wishes thus far granted to any within 50 yards are negated ",
    "8905": "Any wood now within 50 yards provides no heat if burned ",
    "8906": "Any wooden structures within one mile turn to durable stone ",
    "8907": "Anyone bearing a holy symbol nearby is healed for 1d4 hit points ",
    "8908": "Anyone bearing a holy symbol nearby loses 1d10 hit points ",
    "8909": "Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is swarmed by thousands of moths ",
    "8910": "Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is thrown 1d100 yards  ",
    "8911": "Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is tightly swaddled in it ",
    "8912": "Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is unable to sleep for 3d10 days ",
    "8913": "Anyone carrying food nearby is arrested for smuggling contraband ",
    "8914": "Anyone carrying food nearby is swarmed by countless wasps ",
    "8915": "Anyone currently bleeding nearby is stricken with plague ",
    "8916": "Anyone currently bleeding nearby wakes tomorrow in prison ",
    "8917": "Anyone currently wielding a weapon nearby is stricken mute ",
    "8918": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards can't breathe for 2d10 rounds ",
    "8919": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards can't remove it for 1d10 days ",
    "8920": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards is afraid of magic for 2d8 rounds ",
    "8921": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards is attacked by a magical wolf ",
    "8922": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards is immune to magic for 1d4 rounds ",
    "8923": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards is pelted by hail for 3d10 rounds ",
    "8924": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards is thrown 1d10 yards  ",
    "8925": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards loses 1d4 hit points ",
    "8926": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards regains 1d6 hit points ",
    "8927": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards sneezes repeatedly for 3d6 rounds ",
    "8928": "Anyone leaving the area finds that 1d4 weeks have passed ",
    "8929": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point disappears until dawn ",
    "8930": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is blinded until dawn ",
    "8931": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is blown back 6d10 feet ",
    "8932": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is covered by moss ",
    "8933": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is covered in soot ",
    "8934": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is dusted with flour ",
    "8935": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is obsessed with magic ",
    "8936": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is paralyzed until dawn ",
    "8937": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is suddenly naked ",
    "8938": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point loses all hair ",
    "8939": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point runs to a nearby river ",
    "8940": "Anyone nearby and less than five feet tall grows 1d6 inches ",
    "8941": "Anyone nearby and less than five feet tall vanishes for 1d4 days ",
    "8942": "Anyone nearby and more than five feet tall runs 1d10 miles away ",
    "8943": "Anyone nearby and more than five feet tall shrinks to that height ",
    "8944": "Anyone nearby and not wearing armor is attacked by huge wasps ",
    "8945": "Anyone nearby and not wearing armor loses 1d4 hit points ",
    "8946": "Anyone nearby at full hit points is fined 1d100 gold pieces ",
    "8947": "Anyone nearby at full hit points is immune to poison gas  ",
    "8948": "Anyone nearby at full hit points is reduced to 1d4 hit points ",
    "8949": "Anyone nearby bearing a flag or standard is struck by lightning ",
    "8950": "Anyone nearby bearing a flag or standard shrinks by 25% ",
    "8951": "Anyone nearby can never be teleported while wearing clothes ",
    "8952": "Anyone nearby can never drown while barefoot ",
    "8953": "Anyone nearby of racially mixed blood suffers agony for 1d4 turns ",
    "8954": "Anyone nearby who ate in the past 1d4 hours is ravenously hungry  ",
    "8955": "Anyone nearby who ate in the past 1d4 hours vanishes until dawn ",
    "8956": "Anyone nearby who attempts to teleport will wind up right here ",
    "8957": "Anyone nearby who spills blood by moonlight is stricken blind ",
    "8958": "Anyone nearby who tries to turn invisible glows brightly instead ",
    "8959": "Anyone nearby who tries to turn invisible loses 1d10 hit points ",
    "8960": "Anyone nearby who turns invisible is bright orange forever after ",
    "8961": "Anyone nearby who used magic in the past round falls unconscious ",
    "8962": "Anyone nearby who used magic in the past round is soaked in brine ",
    "8963": "Anyone nearby who's barefoot must Save or be shod like a horse ",
    "8964": "Anyone nearby who's barefoot must Save or their feet dissolve ",
    "8965": "Anyone nearby who's carrying an artifact is possessed by it ",
    "8966": "Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is severely burned ",
    "8967": "Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is stricken bald ",
    "8968": "Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is terrified of fire  ",
    "8969": "Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is terrified of the dark ",
    "8970": "Anyone nearby who's carrying rope has a hanging scar on his neck ",
    "8971": "Anyone nearby who's carrying rope is thoroughly entangled in it ",
    "8972": "Anyone nearby who's carrying rope wakes tomorrow at this location ",
    "8973": "Anyone nearby who's slain by a zombie will become a zombie ",
    "8974": "Anyone nearby wielding a missile weapon is acutely near-sighted ",
    "8975": "Anyone nearby wielding a missile weapon is teleported 1d6 miles ",
    "8976": "Anyone nearby with a blade other than a sword can't locate it ",
    "8977": "Anyone nearby with a blade other than a sword falls unconscious ",
    "8978": "Anyone nearby with an axe is attacked by a nearby tree ",
    "8979": "Anyone nearby with an axe is desperate to fell the nearest tree ",
    "8980": "Anyone nearby with an axe is suddenly carrying a lute or guitar ",
    "8981": "Anyone nearby with an axe is totally invulnerable for 1d6 rounds ",
    "8982": "Anyone nearby with bloodstained clothes is revered as a prophet ",
    "8983": "Anyone nearby with bloodstained clothes smells like a corpse ",
    "8984": "Anyone nearby with formal military rank is ordered to the front ",
    "8985": "Anyone nearby with formal military rank is stripped of that rank ",
    "8986": "Anyone nearby with long hair is all but scalped ",
    "8987": "Anyone nearby with more than 50 gold pieces is terribly miserly ",
    "8988": "Anyone nearby with more than 50 gold pieces loses all wealth ",
    "8989": "Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby has +2 ToHit until dawn ",
    "8990": "Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby loses 1d10 hit points ",
    "8991": "Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby regains 1d10 hit points ",
    "8992": "Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby teleports 10d100 yards ",
    "8993": "Anyone now wielding a sword nearby is knocked to the ground ",
    "8994": "Anyone on a horse within 50 yards falls from it clumsily ",
    "8995": "Anyone on a horse within 50 yards has a craving for horsemeat ",
    "8996": "Anyone slain nearby completely decomposes in 1d4 rounds ",
    "8997": "Anyone slain nearby completely fossilizes in 1d4 rounds ",
    "8998": "Anyone slain nearby exudes flammable vapor for 1d4 days ",
    "8999": "Anyone slain nearby is resurrected with opposite alignment ",
    "9000": "Anyone slain nearby is revealed to be a doppelganger ",
    "9001": "Anyone slain nearby issues cryptic prophecy before dying ",
    "9002": "Anyone slain nearby turns instantly to stone ",
    "9003": "Anyone slain nearby turns to coal over 1d4 rounds ",
    "9004": "Anyone using magic nearby briefly appears to be made of wood ",
    "9005": "Anyone using magic nearby gives off a pungent and offensive odor ",
    "9006": "Anyone using magic nearby glows a pale green hue for 24 hours ",
    "9007": "Anyone using magic nearby is intensely attractive for 1d4 rounds ",
    "9008": "Anyone wielding a sword nearby is highly susceptible to poison ",
    "9009": "Anyone wielding a sword nearby loses 1d4 fingers for 1d4 weeks ",
    "9010": "Anyone within 50 yards who is of Elfish descent is arrested ",
    "9011": "Anyone within 50 yards who is of Elfish descent is blinded ",
    "9012": "Anyone within 50 yards with a tattoo loses 4d10 hit points ",
    "9013": "Anyone within 50 yards with a tattoo will be skinned after death ",
    "9014": "Arcane magic cast within 10 miles is heralded by horrid shrieking ",
    "9015": "Arcane magic is impossible within 10 miles for 1d4 hours ",
    "9016": "Blinding smoke issues from the ground when magic is cast nearby ",
    "9017": "Blinding smoke swirls about the area for 1d4 hours ",
    "9018": "Blood sprays from the target point like water from a hose ",
    "9019": "Celestial voices resonate in the air for 1d10 turns ",
    "9020": "Combustion can never occur within 10 yards of the target point ",
    "9021": "Combustion is not possible within 10 miles for 3d8 hours ",
    "9022": "Countless droplets of sticky black tar rain down on the area ",
    "9023": "Countless sharpened stakes jut from the ground in the area ",
    "9024": "Countless slugs and snails litter the ground ",
    "9025": "Countless small lumps of cheese rain down on the area ",
    "9026": "Countless tiny carvings of wooden ducks rain down on the area ",
    "9027": "Diabolical voices issue from the target point ",
    "9028": "Diaphanous jellyfish drift through the air high overhead ",
    "9029": "Displays of hostile emotion are impossible nearby for 6d10 rounds ",
    "9030": "Distances in this area are very difficult to judge accurately ",
    "9031": "Divination magic is impossible for 1d4 days ",
    "9032": "Divination magic is wildly unreliable for 1d4 days ",
    "9033": "Eerie and ominous susurrations issue from the air for one week ",
    "9034": "Enormous birds circle silently overhead for 1d12 hours ",
    "9035": "Events now happening nearby are actually happening 500 years ago ",
    "9036": "Events now happening nearby are in exact accordance with prophecy ",
    "9037": "Events now happening nearby give rise to a new religion ",
    "9038": "Every living creature in the world falls asleep for 6d10 minutes ",
    "9039": "Every living creature in the world hears the word 'Xyzzy' ",
    "9040": "Every tree within one mile has an eerie face carved in its bark ",
    "9041": "Every tree within one mile has cryptic runes carved in its bark ",
    "9042": "Every tree within one mile hums sonorously ",
    "9043": "Everyone nearby gains a language known only to those in this area ",
    "9044": "Everyone within 10 yards is chained together ",
    "9045": "Everyone within 50 yards disgorges a large, hairy spider ",
    "9046": "Everyone within 50 yards has 1d100 gold pieces in his pocket ",
    "9047": "Everyone within 50 yards has 1d6 orc's teeth in his pocket ",
    "9048": "Everyone within 50 yards has a 1% chance to become a god ",
    "9049": "Everyone within 50 yards has a 2% chance to explode ",
    "9050": "Everyone within 50 yards has a big snowball in his pocket ",
    "9051": "Everyone within 50 yards has a hen's egg in his pocket ",
    "9052": "Everyone within 50 yards has a lighted candle in his pocket ",
    "9053": "Everyone within 50 yards has a live cobra in his pocket ",
    "9054": "Everyone within 50 yards has a live salmon in his pocket ",
    "9055": "Everyone within 50 yards has a lump of quartz in his mouth ",
    "9056": "Everyone within 50 yards has a red hot coal in his pocket ",
    "9057": "Everyone within 50 yards has a signet ring in his pocket ",
    "9058": "Everyone within 50 yards has a small diamond in his pocket ",
    "9059": "Everyone within 50 yards has an iron ring around his wrist ",
    "9060": "Everyone within 50 yards has delicate glass globe in his pocket  ",
    "9061": "Everyone within 50 yards has someone's severed hand in his pocket ",
    "9062": "Everyone within 50 yards is fined 1d100 gold pieces ",
    "9063": "Everyone within 50 yards is holding a wooden cup full of wine ",
    "9064": "Everyone within 50 yards is holding an ice cream cone ",
    "9065": "Everyone within 50 yards is stamped with the king's royal seal ",
    "9066": "Everyone within 50 yards is standing in a small bucket ",
    "9067": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly exhausted ",
    "9068": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a block of dry ice ",
    "9069": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a bucket of chum ",
    "9070": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a chicken ",
    "9071": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a helium balloon  ",
    "9072": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a small skull ",
    "9073": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding an ingot of lead ",
    "9074": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly indoors (or outdoors) ",
    "9075": "Everyone within 50 yards is tattooed with a sequential number ",
    "9076": "Everyone within 50 yards swaps his name with someone else nearby ",
    "9077": "Everyone within one mile identifies someone nearby as a deity ",
    "9078": "Everyone within one mile is stricken with intense apathy ",
    "9079": "Everything with one foot of the target point ceases to exist ",
    "9080": "Everything within 5 feet ceases to exist ",
    "9081": "Everything within 5 feet radiates strong magic for one year ",
    "9082": "Everything within 50 yards appears to be lit by blacklight ",
    "9083": "Everything within 50 yards appears to radiate intense evil ",
    "9084": "Everything within 50 yards is permanently drained of color  ",
    "9085": "Everything within 50 yards shakes violently for 3d10 rounds ",
    "9086": "Evidence is found of a massive, systematic policy of torture ",
    "9087": "Evidence is found of alien intervention in this world's history ",
    "9088": "Farmland within one mile is amazingly fertile for 1d10+1 years ",
    "9089": "Farmland within one mile is barren for 1d10+1 years ",
    "9090": "Fast-drying concrete covers the area to a depth of 6d6 inches ",
    "9091": "Fire belches forth from the target point for 10d10 hours ",
    "9092": "Fires in this area are drawn toward the target point ",
    "9093": "Food eaten within one mile of this spot gives no nutrition ",
    "9094": "Food eaten within one mile provides twice the normal nutrition ",
    "9095": "For 1d10 rounds, air within 50 yards is as opaque as steel ",
    "9096": "For 1d10 rounds, all wood within 50 yards is water soluble ",
    "9097": "For 1d10 rounds, any spells cast nearby turn their casters yellow ",
    "9098": "For 1d10 rounds, water is highly toxic to all within 50 yards ",
    "9099": "For 1d4 days, fires lit nearby are hot enough to melt steel ",
    "9100": "For 1d4 days, fires lit nearby are visible through metal or stone ",
    "9101": "For 1d4 days, fires lit nearby aren't warm enough to melt ice ",
    "9102": "For 1d6 months, all flame in the world is blue  ",
    "9103": "For 2d4 rounds, the ground within 50 yards flexes like elastic ",
    "9104": "For 2d4 rounds, the ground within 50 yards turns to quicksand ",
    "9105": "For one month the moon appears as bright as the Sun ",
    "9106": "For one month the moon appears to fill half of the night sky ",
    "9107": "For one month the Sun appears only as bright as the full moon  ",
    "9108": "For one month the Sun is invisible though it still provides light ",
    "9109": "For one round, any nearby priest has 10% chance to summon his god ",
    "9110": "For one turn, the area is lit only by countless flashbulbs ",
    "9111": "For one turn, the area is lit only by flickering candlelight ",
    "9112": "For one year, flashing lights accompany spells cast in this area ",
    "9113": "For one year, spells cast in this area last only one round ",
    "9114": "From now on, all within 50 yards are left-handed  ",
    "9115": "From now on, all within 50 yards look as wounded as they are now ",
    "9116": "Genocidal war breaks out between two or more major races ",
    "9117": "Gravity is skewed by 45� in this area until sunrise tomorrow ",
    "9118": "Gravity within 100 yards has no effect on wood ",
    "9119": "Half a ton of iron filings sprays from the target point ",
    "9120": "Half a ton of pureed carrots sprays from the target point ",
    "9121": "Half of the people nearby are half-invisible to the other half ",
    "9122": "Half of the people nearby are teleported 1d4 miles north ",
    "9123": "Half of the planet vanishes, but the remaining half is stable ",
    "9124": "Half the planet spins clockwise, the other half counter-clockwise ",
    "9125": "Hallucinogenic mist billows from the target point until sunset ",
    "9126": "Highly flammable gas sprays from the target point ",
    "9127": "Horrific, deafening laughter echoes through the area for one week ",
    "9128": "Horses tend to throw their riders while traveling in this area ",
    "9129": "Huge animal-shapes are traced in the soil in a one mile radius ",
    "9130": "Huge volumes of strongly emetic vapor spray from the target point ",
    "9131": "Huge, cryptic symbols appear on the side of a nearby mountain ",
    "9132": "Hundreds of highly venomous snakes emerge from the ground ",
    "9133": "Hundreds of hungry dogs appear in the vicinity ",
    "9134": "Hundreds of thousands of acorns fall from the sky ",
    "9135": "Hurricane-strength winds swirl around the target point  ",
    "9136": "Ice cold water sprays from the ground beneath the target point ",
    "9137": "Ice suddenly covers the ground nearby to a depth of 1d6 inches ",
    "9138": "Icy mist issues from the target for 1d4 days ",
    "9139": "If indoors, all exits are sealed; if not, roll again ",
    "9140": "If indoors, the building is evacuated of air; if not, roll again ",
    "9141": "If indoors, the building shrinks by 50%; if not, roll again ",
    "9142": "If indoors, the building vanishes; if not, roll again ",
    "9143": "If the area is wooded, all nearby become lost; if not, roll again ",
    "9144": "In this area, moonlight causes sound to be stifled ",
    "9145": "In this area, non-magical metal is invisible under moonlight  ",
    "9146": "In this area, sunlight seems 1d4 times as bright as normal ",
    "9147": "In this region, arcane magic is blamed for all kinds of disasters ",
    "9148": "In this region, Dwarves are considered a rare delicacy ",
    "9149": "In this region, Dwarves consider clothing to be unnecessary ",
    "9150": "In this region, gold is invulnerable to magic ",
    "9151": "In this region, hail has been falling for 2d4 days ",
    "9152": "In this region, it's been snowing for two weeks straight ",
    "9153": "In this region, missile weapons are considered cowardly ",
    "9154": "In this region, possession of gold is now a capital offense ",
    "9155": "In this region, the use of arcane magic is punishable by death ",
    "9156": "In this region, the use of magic items is heavily taxed  ",
    "9157": "In this region, the use of priestly magic is strictly controlled ",
    "9158": "Innumerable glowing orbs emerge from the target point ",
    "9159": "It's suddenly night, lasting until dawn would normally occur ",
    "9160": "Jagged rocks erupt from the ground in a 100 yard radius ",
    "9161": "Large poppies bloom in a 100 yard radius from the target point ",
    "9162": "Lightning bolts issue from the spell's target point ",
    "9163": "Loud thunder booms overhead whenever magic is used in this area ",
    "9164": "Magic users are persecuted throughout this country ",
    "9165": "Magical healing is not possible within 10 miles ",
    "9166": "Magical healing is unreliable during daylight within 10 miles ",
    "9167": "Magical illusions are impossible within 10 miles for 2d4-1 days ",
    "9168": "Magical invisibility is forever impossible within 50 miles ",
    "9169": "Many thousands of birds soon take up residence in this area ",
    "9170": "Missile attacks are futile within 50 yards of the target point ",
    "9171": "Missiles fired nearby all fly toward the same creature  ",
    "9172": "Missiles fired nearby are 5% likely to induce True Love ",
    "9173": "Missiles fired nearby can induce paralysis on a successful hit ",
    "9174": "Missiles fired nearby crash like thunder when they hit ",
    "9175": "Missiles fired nearby disintegrate while in flight ",
    "9176": "Missiles fired nearby explode into embers after 1d4 rounds ",
    "9177": "Missiles fired nearby fly straight up into the sky and vanish ",
    "9178": "Missiles fired nearby have an absolute range limit of 10 yards ",
    "9179": "Missiles fired nearby hit the spell's target point ",
    "9180": "Missiles fired nearby inflict damage only on a ToHit roll of 20 ",
    "9181": "Missiles fired nearby invariably miss their targets ",
    "9182": "Missiles fired nearby leave colorful trails of light ",
    "9183": "Missiles fired nearby travel an additional 1d10 miles ",
    "9184": "Moonlight in this area induces extreme covetousness ",
    "9185": "Moonlight in this area induces extreme melancholy in Elves ",
    "9186": "Moonlight in this area induces furious bloodlust ",
    "9187": "Moonlight in this area induces pain in lycanthropes ",
    "9188": "Moonlight in this area induces panic in those of INT 14 or above ",
    "9189": "Moonlight in this area induces unrestrained lecherousness ",
    "9190": "Moonlight in this area is blood red ",
    "9191": "Natural animals in this area can readily detect magic ",
    "9192": "Natural animals respond badly to anyone now within 50 yards ",
    "9193": "Nearest bridge appears in the immediate area ",
    "9194": "Nearest bridge appears to be a rainbow ",
    "9195": "Nearest bridge appears to be made of thick fog ",
    "9196": "Nearest bridge can't be crossed by anyone wearing footwear ",
    "9197": "Nearest bridge collapses after the next 1d6 people cross it ",
    "9198": "Nearest bridge is as pliant as rubber ",
    "9199": "Nearest bridge is burned ",
    "9200": "Nearest bridge is clear like glass  ",
    "9201": "Nearest bridge is made of teeth ",
    "9202": "Nearest bridge is suddenly over troubled waters ",
    "9203": "Nearest bridge is takes 2d4 hours to cross ",
    "9204": "Nearest bridge opens like a drawbridge ",
    "9205": "Nearest bridge turns permanently invisible ",
    "9206": "Nearest building can only be entered by walking backwards ",
    "9207": "Nearest building is exactly duplicated at the target point ",
    "9208": "Nearest door appears at the target point ",
    "9209": "Nearest door is a jar ",
    "9210": "Nearest door is a portal to an ancient temple of a powerful deity ",
    "9211": "Nearest door opens to a point 1d10 days in the future  ",
    "9212": "Nearest door opens to a point 1d10 miles in the air ",
    "9213": "Nearest door opens to the target point ",
    "9214": "Nearest doorway can't be traversed by anyone at full hit points   ",
    "9215": "Nearest doorway can't be traversed by anyone wearing armor ",
    "9216": "Nearest doorway causes all who pass through it to age 1d4 years ",
    "9217": "Nearest forest acquires malevolent sentience and intelligence ",
    "9218": "Nearest forest is set ablaze ",
    "9219": "Nearest government collapses amid rumors of infernal pacts ",
    "9220": "Nearest government switches to a manure-based economic system ",
    "9221": "Nearest horse becomes bipedal ",
    "9222": "Nearest horse sprouts two additional pairs of functional legs ",
    "9223": "Nearest lake becomes crystal clear but is highly toxic to humans ",
    "9224": "Nearest lake can't be safely traversed by any sort of watercraft ",
    "9225": "Nearest lake completely drains in a slow, clockwise spiral ",
    "9226": "Nearest lake completely evaporates over the next 1d4 rounds ",
    "9227": "Nearest lake conceals a sunken city containing incredible riches ",
    "9228": "Nearest lake contains a sunken armada from some long-lost navy ",
    "9229": "Nearest lake contains an ice berg ",
    "9230": "Nearest lake doubles its volume during each of the next 1d4 days ",
    "9231": "Nearest lake drains to reveal the corpse of a long-dead deity ",
    "9232": "Nearest lake freezes completely solid over the next 1d4 rounds ",
    "9233": "Nearest lake heats to 200� over the next 1d4 rounds ",
    "9234": "Nearest lake is covered by a tarp ",
    "9235": "Nearest lake is encircled by a moat of flaming pitch ",
    "9236": "Nearest lake is home to a colony of unaging amphibious humanoids ",
    "9237": "Nearest lake is perpetually fog-shrouded ",
    "9238": "Nearest lake rises as a huge water elemental and walks to the sea ",
    "9239": "Nearest lake suddenly appears at the center of the nearest town ",
    "9240": "Nearest lake suppresses magic within one mile of its shores ",
    "9241": "Nearest lake undergoes massive tidal surges for one week ",
    "9242": "Nearest monastery conceals a gate to hell ",
    "9243": "Nearest monastery holds the only copies of many priceless books ",
    "9244": "Nearest monastery often engages in dangerous and abhorrent rites  ",
    "9245": "Nearest mountain slides 1d10 miles north ",
    "9246": "Nearest oak tree grows to 20X its current size ",
    "9247": "Nearest oak tree is older than the entire world ",
    "9248": "Nearest oak tree periodically shoots poisonous thorns ",
    "9249": "Nearest oak tree turns to bronze ",
    "9250": "Nearest oak tree turns to solid gold ",
    "9251": "Nearest oak tree uproots and goes on a rampage ",
    "9252": "Nearest priest becomes fearless in the face of death ",
    "9253": "Nearest priest believes he's been excommunicated ",
    "9254": "Nearest priest believes that cannibalism is a sacrament ",
    "9255": "Nearest priest believes that clothing is an abomination ",
    "9256": "Nearest priest believes that he's recently slain his deity ",
    "9257": "Nearest priest believes that his deity has abandoned him ",
    "9258": "Nearest priest believes that his deity has made him immortal ",
    "9259": "Nearest priest believes that his deity is at his beck and call  ",
    "9260": "Nearest priest believes that his deity is standing nearby ",
    "9261": "Nearest priest believes that someone nearby is his deity ",
    "9262": "Nearest priest falls badly out of favor with his deity ",
    "9263": "Nearest priest finds a book of nice and accurate prophecies ",
    "9264": "Nearest priest has been stealing from the church's coffers ",
    "9265": "Nearest priest has secretly engaged in commendable charity work  ",
    "9266": "Nearest priest is implicated in a scandal involving livestock ",
    "9267": "Nearest priest is summoned by his deity ",
    "9268": "Nearest priest is wholly immune to arcane magic for 4d6 hours  ",
    "9269": "Nearest priest realizes that he's worshipping the wrong deity ",
    "9270": "Nearest priest thinks he's being persecuted for his beliefs ",
    "9271": "Nearest river conceals the entrance to a great underground empire ",
    "9272": "Nearest river freezes solid over the next 1d10 rounds ",
    "9273": "Nearest river is dammed ",
    "9274": "Nearest river is damned ",
    "9275": "Nearest river is discovered to be artificial ",
    "9276": "Nearest river is now 1d4X as deep as it was this morning ",
    "9277": "Nearest river is permanently blood red but is otherwise unchanged  ",
    "9278": "Nearest river now runs directly through the nearest town ",
    "9279": "Nearest river now runs directly through this area ",
    "9280": "Nearest stone structure undergoes explosive decompression ",
    "9281": "Nearest town breaks loose from the mainland and drifts out to sea ",
    "9282": "Nearest town descends into weeks of mindless debauchery ",
    "9283": "Nearest town erupts into riots and turf wars  ",
    "9284": "Nearest town is actually hidden within a modern wildlife preserve ",
    "9285": "Nearest town is annexed by a warring neighbor nation ",
    "9286": "Nearest town is completely deserted ",
    "9287": "Nearest town is completely overrun by marauding orcs ",
    "9288": "Nearest town is inaccessible by land ",
    "9289": "Nearest town is populated entirely by a brutal and dangerous cult ",
    "9290": "Nearest town is populated entirely by anthropomorphic pigs ",
    "9291": "Nearest town is populated entirely by illusions ",
    "9292": "Nearest town is populated entirely by undead ",
    "9293": "Nearest town is razed ",
    "9294": "Nearest town is the site of an ancient magical battle  ",
    "9295": "Nearest town is totally forgotten by the outside world  ",
    "9296": "Nearest town secedes from the kingdom ",
    "9297": "Nearest town signs a secret pact with an invading horde of orcs ",
    "9298": "Nearest wizard breaks his staff and throws his books into the sea ",
    "9299": "Nearest wizard can only use magic in full daylight ",
    "9300": "Nearest wizard is beseeched by a girl, her dog, and three friends ",
    "9301": "Nearest wizard is challenged to a magical duel by a dragon ",
    "9302": "Nearest wizard is equally affected by magic he casts on others ",
    "9303": "Nearest wizard is exposed as a fraud and a charlatan ",
    "9304": "Nearest wizard is unable to cast magic upon himself ",
    "9305": "Nearest wizard suspects that he's a fraud and a charlatan ",
    "9306": "Next 1d4 people to draw weapons nearby fall unconscious ",
    "9307": "Next 1d4 people to draw weapons nearby forget how to use them ",
    "9308": "Next 1d4+1 spells cast in this area also trigger Chaos Bursts ",
    "9309": "Next area-effect magic used nearby affects only a single target ",
    "9310": "Next area-effect magic used nearby affects only males ",
    "9311": "Next area-effect magic used nearby centers on a point miles away ",
    "9312": "Next area-effect magic used nearby centers on its caster ",
    "9313": "Next fire-based magic used nearby causes panic in all who see it ",
    "9314": "Next fire-based magic used nearby detonates on its caster ",
    "9315": "Next fire-based magic used nearby produces cold instead of heat ",
    "9316": "Next fire-based magic used nearby produces impenetrable darkness ",
    "9317": "Next fire-based magic used nearby produces smoke but no fire ",
    "9318": "Next fire-based magic used nearby produces water instead of fire ",
    "9319": "Next person nearby to draw blood also loses that many hit points ",
    "9320": "Next person nearby to draw blood appears in the nearest prison  ",
    "9321": "Next person nearby to draw blood becomes water soluble ",
    "9322": "Next person nearby to draw blood can use no weapon for 2d12 hours ",
    "9323": "Next person nearby to draw blood can't be blinded by smoke ",
    "9324": "Next person nearby to draw blood dies if he's wounded before dawn ",
    "9325": "Next person nearby to draw blood disgorges a large steel bowl ",
    "9326": "Next person nearby to draw blood gains that many hit points ",
    "9327": "Next person nearby to draw blood has a +4 ToHit bonus until dawn ",
    "9328": "Next person nearby to draw blood howls like a wolf under the moon ",
    "9329": "Next person nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to crumble to dust ",
    "9330": "Next person nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to explode ",
    "9331": "Next person nearby to draw blood is himself sprayed with blood ",
    "9332": "Next person nearby to draw blood is sought by the authorities ",
    "9333": "Next person nearby to draw blood is swarmed by innumerable bats ",
    "9334": "Next person nearby to draw blood is whisked away into the sky ",
    "9335": "Next person nearby to draw blood never needs to sleep again ",
    "9336": "Next person nearby to draw blood shrinks by 8d10% ",
    "9337": "Next person nearby to draw blood suffers extensive amnesia  ",
    "9338": "Next person nearby to draw blood then tries to destroy his weapon ",
    "9339": "Next person nearby to draw blood thereafter thinks he's a vampire ",
    "9340": "Next person nearby to draw blood thinks that on fire ",
    "9341": "Next person nearby to draw blood vanishes for 1d4 days ",
    "9342": "Next person nearby to draw blood wakes tomorrow as a chimpanzee ",
    "9343": "Next person nearby to draw blood wakes tomorrow soaked in blood ",
    "9344": "Next person nearby to miss an attack can't attack for 4d6 hours  ",
    "9345": "Next person nearby to miss an attack collapses into a deep coma ",
    "9346": "Next person nearby to miss an attack cries like a baby until dawn ",
    "9347": "Next person nearby to miss an attack shrieks wildly for 4d6 hours ",
    "9348": "Next person nearby to say his name can't use magic for 1d10 days ",
    "9349": "Next person nearby to say his name goes berserk ",
    "9350": "Next person nearby to say his name is attacked by rabbits ",
    "9351": "Next person nearby to say his name is attacked by rodents ",
    "9352": "Next person nearby to say his name is healed for 2d6 hit points ",
    "9353": "Next person nearby to say his name is targeted for assassination ",
    "9354": "Next person nearby to say his name permanently forgets his name ",
    "9355": "Next person nearby to say his name teleports into a nearby cave ",
    "9356": "Next person nearby to say his name then runs away at top speed ",
    "9357": "Next person nearby to say his name wakes 5d10 miles away tomorrow  ",
    "9358": "Next person nearby to speak finds that his mouth has vanished ",
    "9359": "Next person nearby to speak is bound in coils of steel wire ",
    "9360": "Next person nearby to speak is hurled 10d10 feet in the air ",
    "9361": "Next person nearby to speak is thrown into a deep well ",
    "9362": "Next person nearby to use magic becomes two dimensional ",
    "9363": "Next person nearby to use magic is 5% likely to be disemboweled ",
    "9364": "Next person nearby to use magic is enslaved to someone nearby ",
    "9365": "Next person nearby to use magic is restored to full hit points ",
    "9366": "Next person nearby to use magic is turned to wood ",
    "9367": "Next person nearby to use magic is wrapped in a cocoon ",
    "9368": "Next person nearby to use magic loses the ability to feel pain ",
    "9369": "Next person nearby to use magic rises one level ",
    "9370": "Next person nearby to use magic sees illusory giraffes everywhere ",
    "9371": "Next person nearby to use magic then shuns all magic for 1d4 weeks ",
    "9372": "Next person nearby to use magic turns bright pink for 1d4 weeks ",
    "9373": "Next person nearby to use magic turns into a frog or a dove ",
    "9374": "Next person nearby to use magic turns into a zombie for 1d8 days ",
    "9375": "Next person nearby to use magic turns invisible above his nose ",
    "9376": "Next person nearby to use profanity is fined 500,000 gold pieces ",
    "9377": "Next person nearby to use profanity is stricken mute for one week ",
    "9378": "Next person slain nearby crumbles into a heap of toxic ash ",
    "9379": "Next person slain nearby disappears without a trace ",
    "9380": "Next person slain nearby explodes messily ",
    "9381": "Next person slain nearby flies into the air and vanishes ",
    "9382": "Next person slain nearby has his skull and spine torn out ",
    "9383": "Next person slain nearby haunts the area for hundreds of years ",
    "9384": "Next person slain nearby is borne away by wonder-working dolphins ",
    "9385": "Next person slain nearby is found to contain hundreds of mice ",
    "9386": "Next person slain nearby is immediately breaded and deep-fried ",
    "9387": "Next person slain nearby is immediately butchered like a deer ",
    "9388": "Next person slain nearby is immediately plated in chrome ",
    "9389": "Next person slain nearby is resurrected with full hit points ",
    "9390": "Next person slain nearby is soon thereafter worshipped as a god ",
    "9391": "Next person slain nearby is welcomed into his deity's pantheon  ",
    "9392": "Next person slain nearby never really existed ",
    "9393": "Next person slain nearby slowly transforms into solid gold ",
    "9394": "Next person slain nearby sputters about like a deflating balloon ",
    "9395": "Next person slain nearby turns into a large swine as he dies ",
    "9396": "Next person slain nearby was the offspring of a god ",
    "9397": "Next person struck by magic nearby thinks he's a toddler ",
    "9398": "Next person to be injured nearby is permanently crippled ",
    "9399": "Next person to be injured nearby is restored to full hit points ",
    "9400": "Next person to cross the nearest bridge turns into a troll ",
    "9401": "Next plant-based magic used nearby turns its user to a scarecrow ",
    "9402": "Next plant-based magic uses nearby turns its user to a vegetarian ",
    "9403": "Next polymorph magic used nearby affects 1d4 other targets nearby ",
    "9404": "Next polymorph magic used nearby affects a random target nearby ",
    "9405": "Next polymorph magic used nearby can't be undone  ",
    "9406": "Next polymorph magic used nearby completely heals its caster ",
    "9407": "Next polymorph magic used nearby doubles its caster's height ",
    "9408": "Next polymorph magic used nearby is only 50% effective ",
    "9409": "Next polymorph magic used nearby knocks its caster unconscious ",
    "9410": "Next polymorph magic used nearby lapses after one round ",
    "9411": "Next polymorph magic used nearby lasts for 1d100 days ",
    "9412": "Next polymorph magic used nearby leaves its caster badly deformed ",
    "9413": "Next polymorph magic used nearby makes its caster a quadruped ",
    "9414": "Next polymorph magic used nearby splits its target in two ",
    "9415": "Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its caster into a rooster ",
    "9416": "Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its caster into its target ",
    "9417": "Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its target into a whale ",
    "9418": "Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its target to living metal ",
    "9419": "Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its target to stone ",
    "9420": "Next polymorph magic used nearby yields a random result ",
    "9421": "Next spell cast in this area equally affects all within 50 yards ",
    "9422": "Next spell cast in this area has a permanent duration ",
    "9423": "Next weapon drawn nearby attacks its wielder ",
    "9424": "Next weapon drawn nearby becomes twice as heavy as its wielder ",
    "9425": "Next weapon drawn nearby can't cross running water  ",
    "9426": "Next weapon drawn nearby can't kill anyone while its owner lives ",
    "9427": "Next weapon drawn nearby causes its wielder to distrust magic ",
    "9428": "Next weapon drawn nearby chills to -200� ",
    "9429": "Next weapon drawn nearby damages the sanity of its wielder ",
    "9430": "Next weapon drawn nearby disintegrates if used to kill someone ",
    "9431": "Next weapon drawn nearby fills its wielder with crippling fear ",
    "9432": "Next weapon drawn nearby forces its wielder to attack his allies ",
    "9433": "Next weapon drawn nearby hurls itself into the sky ",
    "9434": "Next weapon drawn nearby ignites and burns like magnesium ",
    "9435": "Next weapon drawn nearby inflicts only illusory damage ",
    "9436": "Next weapon drawn nearby inflicts only minimum possible damage ",
    "9437": "Next weapon drawn nearby instantly quadruples in size ",
    "9438": "Next weapon drawn nearby is as soft as silk until sunset tomorrow ",
    "9439": "Next weapon drawn nearby is attracted to the spell's target point ",
    "9440": "Next weapon drawn nearby is instantly struck by lightning ",
    "9441": "Next weapon drawn nearby makes its user's foes invisible to him ",
    "9442": "Next weapon drawn nearby makes its wielder seem far more powerful ",
    "9443": "Next weapon drawn nearby makes its wielder think he's immortal ",
    "9444": "Next weapon drawn nearby makes its wielder think he's invisible ",
    "9445": "Next weapon drawn nearby mimics its wielder's personality ",
    "9446": "Next weapon drawn nearby pulses with strange lights and music ",
    "9447": "Next weapon drawn nearby quickly becomes as hot as the Sun ",
    "9448": "Next weapon drawn nearby seizes control of its wielder's body ",
    "9449": "Next weapon drawn nearby vanishes until the melee is over ",
    "9450": "Next weapon drawn nearby was stolen from the royal armory ",
    "9451": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood appears to be horribly evil ",
    "9452": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood attracts a demon's attention ",
    "9453": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood becomes invisible to its wielder ",
    "9454": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood becomes legendary ",
    "9455": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood can thereafter cut through steel ",
    "9456": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood can't draw blood for 1d4 weeks ",
    "9457": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood ceases to exist ",
    "9458": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood doubles in length until sunrise ",
    "9459": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood glows in the presence of humans ",
    "9460": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood has been used to murder a king ",
    "9461": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood heats to 800� ",
    "9462": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood imparts visions of perdition ",
    "9463": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces bloodlust in its wielder ",
    "9464": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces envy in its wielder ",
    "9465": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces lethargy in its wielder ",
    "9466": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces mad panic in its wielder ",
    "9467": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces pacifism in its wielder ",
    "9468": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood infects its wielder with leprosy ",
    "9469": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is +1 ToHit for one week ",
    "9470": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to disintegrate ",
    "9471": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to explode  ",
    "9472": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is -2 ToHit for one month  ",
    "9473": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is 25% likely to turn to ice ",
    "9474": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is coveted by dragons  ",
    "9475": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is discovered to be a cheap copy ",
    "9476": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is discovered to be an illusion ",
    "9477": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is encased in a plaster cast ",
    "9478": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is forever indestructible ",
    "9479": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is found to be a mighty artifact ",
    "9480": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is fused to its wielder's hand ",
    "9481": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is replaced by an imperfect copy ",
    "9482": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is slicked with butter ",
    "9483": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is struck by lightning 1d6 times ",
    "9484": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is suddenly as light as hydrogen ",
    "9485": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is thereafter highly flammable  ",
    "9486": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is thereafter stolen by goblins ",
    "9487": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is worth 100X its normal value ",
    "9488": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood knocks its wielder unconscious  ",
    "9489": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood laughs malevolently until sunset ",
    "9490": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood leaps 1d4 months into the future ",
    "9491": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood makes its wielder smell horrible ",
    "9492": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood quickly ages 1d10000 years ",
    "9493": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood returns to its original owner ",
    "9494": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood returns to this spot in 6d6 days ",
    "9495": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood sinks 1d10 feet into the ground ",
    "9496": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood soaks its wielder in blood ",
    "9497": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood sprouts thorny projections ",
    "9498": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood suddenly weighs 1d4 tons ",
    "9499": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood suffers an inconvenient curse ",
    "9500": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood teleports to some dragon's horde ",
    "9501": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood thereafter craves blood ",
    "9502": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood thereby fulfills a prophecy ",
    "9503": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood vanishes if that victim dies ",
    "9504": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood was forged on another planet ",
    "9505": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood will vanish if it's cleaned ",
    "9506": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood winds up at the bottom of a well ",
    "9507": "Night falls in 1d4 rounds and lasts 2d4-1 days ",
    "9508": "No bipedal creatures can come within 10 yards of the target point ",
    "9509": "No bipedal creatures can speak within 100 yards of this place ",
    "9510": "No blade within one mile can be sharpened for 1d4 weeks ",
    "9511": "No blade within one mile can cut live flesh until noon tomorrow ",
    "9512": "No females within 50 yards can be injured by males for 6d8 hours ",
    "9513": "No females within one mile can speak until sunset tomorrow ",
    "9514": "No males within one mile can be injured for 1d4 rounds ",
    "9515": "No males within one mile can speak until sunset tomorrow ",
    "9516": "No memory, record, or evidence exists about the last 1d10 turns ",
    "9517": "No one currently wearing shoes nearby can speak until dawn ",
    "9518": "No one currently wearing shoes nearby can use magic for one week ",
    "9519": "No one in the world can die or be slain for 3d8 hours ",
    "9520": "No one in the world can sleep for 1d6 days ",
    "9521": "No one in the world can speak for 10d10 rounds ",
    "9522": "No one in the world can tell a lie for the next 24 hours ",
    "9523": "No one nearby can eat food for 1d8 days ",
    "9524": "No one nearby can teleport or be teleported for 1d4 years ",
    "9525": "No one nearby can use any form of scrying magic for one year ",
    "9526": "No one within 1,000 miles can successfully cast Dispel Magic ",
    "9527": "No one within 1,000 miles knows the spell Remove Curse ",
    "9528": "No one within 50 yards benefits from healing magic for 1d10 weeks ",
    "9529": "No one within 50 yards can cross running water for 1d4 days ",
    "9530": "No one within 50 yards can draw a weapon for 1d10 rounds ",
    "9531": "No one within 50 yards can leave the area for 4d6 hours ",
    "9532": "No one within 50 yards can see artificial light sources ",
    "9533": "No one within 50 yards can speak until dawn ",
    "9534": "No one within 50 yards can use rope or the like for 2d4 days ",
    "9535": "No one within 50 yards can wear armor for 1d6 days ",
    "9536": "No one within 50 yards ever again feels hunger  ",
    "9537": "No one within 50 yards has eaten in 3d4 days ",
    "9538": "No one within 50 yards has slept in 4d6 days ",
    "9539": "No one within 50 yards is welcome in any city within 100 miles ",
    "9540": "No one within 50 yards needs to breathe until dawn tomorrow ",
    "9541": "No one within 50 yards needs to eat for the next month ",
    "9542": "No one within 50 yards trusts anyone else for 1d6 hours ",
    "9543": "No plants can ever grow again within 50 yards of the target point ",
    "9544": "No precipitation falls within 10 miles for 4d6 months ",
    "9545": "Non-magical gold is toxic to all within 50 yards ",
    "9546": "Non-sentient animals shun this area forever  ",
    "9547": "Numerous fires erupt in the nearest town ",
    "9548": "One magic potion nearby is instantly lethal ",
    "9549": "One magic potion nearby will trigger a Chaos Burst when consumed ",
    "9550": "One random sword nearby is 40% likely to heal instead of wound ",
    "9551": "One random sword nearby is bent like a horseshoe ",
    "9552": "One random sword nearby is duplicated under every full moon ",
    "9553": "One random sword nearby is permanently blunted ",
    "9554": "One random sword nearby is razor-sharp and indestructible ",
    "9555": "One random sword nearby leaves faint rainbow streaks in the air ",
    "9556": "One random sword nearby opens like an umbrella ",
    "9557": "One random sword nearby protects its owner against natural acid ",
    "9558": "One random sword nearby protects its owner against natural cold ",
    "9559": "One random sword nearby protests loudly when wielded in combat ",
    "9560": "One random sword nearby turns into a flock of doves ",
    "9561": "One random sword nearby was forged in the fires of hell by demons  ",
    "9562": "One random sword nearby will explode on contact with blood ",
    "9563": "One suit of armor nearby becomes free-willed and belligerent ",
    "9564": "One suit of armor nearby fuses into a single piece ",
    "9565": "One suit of armor nearby heats to 600� the next time it's struck ",
    "9566": "One suit of armor nearby is burned to slag ",
    "9567": "Plans for a perpetual motion device appear at the target point ",
    "9568": "Popular opinion nearby is sharply opposed to the use of magic ",
    "9569": "Poverty is rampant because employers hire cheap kobold laborers ",
    "9570": "Priestly magic is impossible within 10 miles for 1d4 hours ",
    "9571": "Racial bigotry flares up within a 100 mile radius for 1d4 weeks ",
    "9572": "Rats and similar vermin are drawn to this area in great numbers ",
    "9573": "Ruins discovered nearby hint at an ancient, advanced civilization ",
    "9574": "Scalding steam sprays violently from the spell's target point ",
    "9575": "Seawater is highly toxic to all within 50 yards  ",
    "9576": "Several large saw blades whirl through the area for 2d6 rounds ",
    "9577": "Shadows in this area seem to conceal malicious, mischievous imps ",
    "9578": "Small pebbles pelt all within 50 yards who aren't wearing armor ",
    "9579": "Snow falls heavily in the area for 2d4-1 days and nights ",
    "9580": "Some dangerous anachronistic beast appears at the target point ",
    "9581": "Some magic item nearby absorbs its owner and becomes an artifact ",
    "9582": "Some magic item nearby gives off highly toxic light ",
    "9583": "Some major race dies out in the next 2d4 years ",
    "9584": "Some major race splits into two incompatible sub-species ",
    "9585": "Some non-magical animal nearby becomes immortal ",
    "9586": "Some non-magical animal nearby suddenly has 25 Intelligence ",
    "9587": "Someone nearby acquires 10% magic resistance ",
    "9588": "Someone nearby adopts a new mentor each day ",
    "9589": "Someone nearby always thinks that it's raining ",
    "9590": "Someone nearby attacks nobles on sight ",
    "9591": "Someone nearby attracts 2d10 followers who think he's a prophet ",
    "9592": "Someone nearby awakens tomorrow in a stone sepulcher  ",
    "9593": "Someone nearby babbles about cone-shaped beings who took his mind ",
    "9594": "Someone nearby becomes intensely covetous of others' magic items ",
    "9595": "Someone nearby briefly turns into a rooster at every sunrise ",
    "9596": "Someone nearby can become a zombie for 1d6 hours per week ",
    "9597": "Someone nearby can breathe only underwater for 4d6 hours ",
    "9598": "Someone nearby can leap across streams or rivers with ease ",
    "9599": "Someone nearby can never sit or lie down again ",
    "9600": "Someone nearby can now only be wounded by magic or silver weapons ",
    "9601": "Someone nearby can prove that all within 50 yards died years ago ",
    "9602": "Someone nearby can regenerate 1 hit point per hour for 1d4 weeks ",
    "9603": "Someone nearby can shrink to half his height at will ",
    "9604": "Someone nearby can speak only in a whisper  ",
    "9605": "Someone nearby can subsist on twigs and grasses  ",
    "9606": "Someone nearby can survive 1d4 beheadings ",
    "9607": "Someone nearby can turn invisible by holding a toad in his mouth ",
    "9608": "Someone nearby can't approach within 10 yards of an open door ",
    "9609": "Someone nearby can't be harmed by any nonferrous metal ",
    "9610": "Someone nearby can't be harmed by smoke ",
    "9611": "Someone nearby can't be physically harmed by demons ",
    "9612": "Someone nearby can't be strangled by non-magical rope or cord ",
    "9613": "Someone nearby can't move his arms in daylight ",
    "9614": "Someone nearby claims to speak for the creator of the universe ",
    "9615": "Someone nearby dances like a marionette for 1d10 rounds ",
    "9616": "Someone nearby develops a radical new philosophy of magic ",
    "9617": "Someone nearby discovers solid proof that he doesn't really exist ",
    "9618": "Someone nearby discovers solid proof that no deities really exist ",
    "9619": "Someone nearby disgorges 1d6 large housecats ",
    "9620": "Someone nearby disgorges 1d6 severed hands ",
    "9621": "Someone nearby disgorges a tin bucket of hot coals ",
    "9622": "Someone nearby disgorges himself ",
    "9623": "Someone nearby doubles in weight in each of the next 1d8 rounds ",
    "9624": "Someone nearby engages in frenetic calisthenics for 1d12 hours ",
    "9625": "Someone nearby feels crushing humiliation while in sunlight ",
    "9626": "Someone nearby feels intensely cold in the presence of horses ",
    "9627": "Someone nearby finds a book detailing horrific summoning rites ",
    "9628": "Someone nearby finds a complete map of his own nervous system ",
    "9629": "Someone nearby finds a large cloth bearing a bearded man's image  ",
    "9630": "Someone nearby finds a potion that causes its drinker to explode ",
    "9631": "Someone nearby finds a potion that changes its drinker's sex ",
    "9632": "Someone nearby finds a potion that cures any non-magical disease ",
    "9633": "Someone nearby finds a potion that doubles its drinker's age ",
    "9634": "Someone nearby finds a potion that halves its drinker's age ",
    "9635": "Someone nearby finds a potion that turns its drinker into a gnome ",
    "9636": "Someone nearby finds a potion that turns its drinker into a tree ",
    "9637": "Someone nearby finds a potion that turns its drinker to sand ",
    "9638": "Someone nearby finds a tunnel running straight through the planet ",
    "9639": "Someone nearby finds an apparently simple wooden cup ",
    "9640": "Someone nearby finds his own severed head from some future time ",
    "9641": "Someone nearby flies into a terrible rage when he sees magic used ",
    "9642": "Someone nearby forever refuses to believe that magic truly exists ",
    "9643": "Someone nearby fosters rumors that he's a demigod  ",
    "9644": "Someone nearby gains 10d100 experience points ",
    "9645": "Someone nearby glows from within as though he's swallowed a torch ",
    "9646": "Someone nearby goes berserk and is invulnerable for 1d10 rounds ",
    "9647": "Someone nearby habitually makes utterly improbable boasts ",
    "9648": "Someone nearby has a legitimate claim to the throne ",
    "9649": "Someone nearby has a potion that turns half of his body invisible ",
    "9650": "Someone nearby has a transcendent religious experience ",
    "9651": "Someone nearby has a treasure map carved into his back ",
    "9652": "Someone nearby has deeply offended the ruling family ",
    "9653": "Someone nearby has produced a child with a powerful demon ",
    "9654": "Someone nearby has two extra thumbs jutting from his forehead ",
    "9655": "Someone nearby hoots like an owl when he hears his name ",
    "9656": "Someone nearby inflates like a puffer fish whenever he's angry ",
    "9657": "Someone nearby inherits wealth equal to a small nation's treasury ",
    "9658": "Someone nearby is 3% likely to explode whenever he draws a weapon ",
    "9659": "Someone nearby is about to go totally insane ",
    "9660": "Someone nearby is accused of assassinating the king ",
    "9661": "Someone nearby is attended by 1d4 skeletal servants ",
    "9662": "Someone nearby is blamed for looting the nearest magical library ",
    "9663": "Someone nearby is blamed for some recent magical disaster ",
    "9664": "Someone nearby is blown all out of proportion ",
    "9665": "Someone nearby is bound in red-hot iron chains ",
    "9666": "Someone nearby is bound to this area and can never leave it ",
    "9667": "Someone nearby is carried away by a flock of vultures ",
    "9668": "Someone nearby is carrying a long-lost and forbidden manuscript ",
    "9669": "Someone nearby is carrying an artifact sacred to 1d4 races ",
    "9670": "Someone nearby is carrying an incredibly virulent plague ",
    "9671": "Someone nearby is certain that he's immune to poison ",
    "9672": "Someone nearby is chained high in the branches of a nearby tree ",
    "9673": "Someone nearby is completely fireproof for one year ",
    "9674": "Someone nearby is completely immune to non-magical poisons ",
    "9675": "Someone nearby is convinced that he'll be eternally damned ",
    "9676": "Someone nearby is covered with countless hideous and fetid scabs ",
    "9677": "Someone nearby is crushed as though at the bottom of the ocean ",
    "9678": "Someone nearby is discovered to be a spy  ",
    "9679": "Someone nearby is discovered to be dangerously sociopathic ",
    "9680": "Someone nearby is doomed to die in a horribly embarrassing manner  ",
    "9681": "Someone nearby is dragged bodily to hell ",
    "9682": "Someone nearby is dragged into the sea by hideous fish-people ",
    "9683": "Someone nearby is drawn and quartered ",
    "9684": "Someone nearby is encased up to his chin in a large glass cube ",
    "9685": "Someone nearby is entangled in a massive snarl of ribbons ",
    "9686": "Someone nearby is exempt from all laws concerning public decency ",
    "9687": "Someone nearby is fatally compressed into a small cube ",
    "9688": "Someone nearby is hit by lightning in each of the next 1d4 rounds ",
    "9689": "Someone nearby is immobilized at the spell's target point  ",
    "9690": "Someone nearby is immune to all priestly magic for 1d12 months ",
    "9691": "Someone nearby is immune to bludgeoning weapons for 1d8 hours ",
    "9692": "Someone nearby is immune to most poison, but meat is toxic to him ",
    "9693": "Someone nearby is immune to stabbing weapons for 1d4 days ",
    "9694": "Someone nearby is immune to the spell that triggered this Burst ",
    "9695": "Someone nearby is implicated in a scandal involving livestock ",
    "9696": "Someone nearby is infected with a malign, intelligent parasite ",
    "9697": "Someone nearby is known to have destroyed one hundred dragon eggs ",
    "9698": "Someone nearby is peeled like a banana ",
    "9699": "Someone nearby is possessed by 1d8 demons ",
    "9700": "Someone nearby is revealed to be a colony of intelligent insects ",
    "9701": "Someone nearby is revealed to be many centuries old ",
    "9702": "Someone nearby is revealed to be of demonic heritage ",
    "9703": "Someone nearby is said to be the last prophet of a dying religion ",
    "9704": "Someone nearby is savaged by vicious, invisible dogs ",
    "9705": "Someone nearby is sentenced to be executed for heresy  ",
    "9706": "Someone nearby is sheathed in candle wax ",
    "9707": "Someone nearby is stung by 1d1000 bees ",
    "9708": "Someone nearby is suddenly dressed in provocative leather attire ",
    "9709": "Someone nearby is suddenly hideously deformed ",
    "9710": "Someone nearby is tattooed head to toe with graphic, lurid scenes ",
    "9711": "Someone nearby is the illegitimate child of some local ruler ",
    "9712": "Someone nearby is the subject of a vivisectionist's experiments ",
    "9713": "Someone nearby is torn asunder by dozens of feral children ",
    "9714": "Someone nearby is unable to bend his legs until sunrise ",
    "9715": "Someone nearby is unable to move from this area until sunrise ",
    "9716": "Someone nearby is wearing a suit of solid gold plate armor  ",
    "9717": "Someone nearby is wearing a suit of the finest sheer silk ",
    "9718": "Someone nearby leaves footprints that smolder harmlessly  ",
    "9719": "Someone nearby must be killed before he destroys us all! ",
    "9720": "Someone nearby must be restrained or he'll cut off his own hands ",
    "9721": "Someone nearby must eat 2X as much food as normal to survive ",
    "9722": "Someone nearby must Save each day or grow slightly more frog-like ",
    "9723": "Someone nearby must Save each day or lose 5d100 experience points ",
    "9724": "Someone nearby must Save each day or permanently lose a hit point ",
    "9725": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or air becomes poisonous to him ",
    "9726": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or become a paper mache statue ",
    "9727": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or freeze solid ",
    "9728": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or grow supernaturally ugly ",
    "9729": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or grow terrifyingly beautiful ",
    "9730": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his age doubles 2d6 times ",
    "9731": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his bones explode ",
    "9732": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his bones turn to soap ",
    "9733": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his clothing attacks him ",
    "9734": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his clothing turns to gold  ",
    "9735": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his head doubles in size ",
    "9736": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his skin burns from his body ",
    "9737": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his teeth turn to glass ",
    "9738": "Someone nearby no longer heals naturally ",
    "9739": "Someone nearby no longer needs to breathe ",
    "9740": "Someone nearby no longer needs to eat ",
    "9741": "Someone nearby now has a blowhole but no nose ",
    "9742": "Someone nearby now has baleen instead of conventional teeth ",
    "9743": "Someone nearby now has three legs spaced evenly around his pelvis ",
    "9744": "Someone nearby now has two feet jutting from each ankle ",
    "9745": "Someone nearby owns the deed to the soul of someone else nearby ",
    "9746": "Someone nearby pitches a wacky investment scheme to the king ",
    "9747": "Someone nearby realizes that he's a dragon in humanoid form ",
    "9748": "Someone nearby realizes that he's been dead for centuries ",
    "9749": "Someone nearby realizes that he's carrying a dangerous artifact ",
    "9750": "Someone nearby realizes that he's just a fictional character ",
    "9751": "Someone nearby realizes that he's the avatar of a deity ",
    "9752": "Someone nearby realizes that his hands are someone else's hands ",
    "9753": "Someone nearby realizes that his skin is slowly dissolving  ",
    "9754": "Someone nearby recalls being tortured by someone else nearby ",
    "9755": "Someone nearby refers to some noble as 'Lord Manure of Excrement' ",
    "9756": "Someone nearby remembers 1d4 fictitious past lives ",
    "9757": "Someone nearby renounces all possessions and becomes an ascetic ",
    "9758": "Someone nearby rings like a bell whenever he sees magic used ",
    "9759": "Someone nearby sees the figure of Death standing beside him ",
    "9760": "Someone nearby sets fire to a tree and climbs into its branches ",
    "9761": "Someone nearby shows all the signs of late-term pregnancy ",
    "9762": "Someone nearby shrieks in horror until sunrise tomorrow ",
    "9763": "Someone nearby shrinks by 1d100% ",
    "9764": "Someone nearby shrinks by 50% from the waist up ",
    "9765": "Someone nearby smells like a corpse in the presence of magic ",
    "9766": "Someone nearby speculates about the virtues of dwarf-skin leather ",
    "9767": "Someone nearby spins and spits water like a garden sprinkler ",
    "9768": "Someone nearby sprays blood-red foam from his nose for 1d6 rounds ",
    "9769": "Someone nearby sprouts a troll's arm from the center of his chest ",
    "9770": "Someone nearby sprouts a turtle's shell atop his head ",
    "9771": "Someone nearby sprouts hideous, non-functional bat wings ",
    "9772": "Someone nearby sprouts inflatable sacs from his shoulder blades ",
    "9773": "Someone nearby sprouts ornate feathers from his tongue ",
    "9774": "Someone nearby sprouts plates from his back like a stegosaurus ",
    "9775": "Someone nearby suddenly has a neck like a giraffe ",
    "9776": "Someone nearby suddenly has eight eyes like a spider ",
    "9777": "Someone nearby suddenly has eight legs ",
    "9778": "Someone nearby suddenly has feet like a chicken ",
    "9779": "Someone nearby suffers cannibalistic mania while his allies sleep ",
    "9780": "Someone nearby suspects that he's trying to kill himself ",
    "9781": "Someone nearby swallowed a small explosive device this morning ",
    "9782": "Someone nearby teleports 1d10 yards in each of 1d10 rounds ",
    "9783": "Someone nearby thinks he can snuff fires by sitting in them ",
    "9784": "Someone nearby thinks he'll die if he says his name in moonlight ",
    "9785": "Someone nearby thinks he's invisible in the presence of royalty ",
    "9786": "Someone nearby thinks he's the last survivor of an extinct race ",
    "9787": "Someone nearby thinks that he smells like a corpse ",
    "9788": "Someone nearby tries suicide with the next silver weapon he sees ",
    "9789": "Someone nearby tries to cut himself in half lengthwise ",
    "9790": "Someone nearby tries to eat his own hands ",
    "9791": "Someone nearby tries to kill every cow he sees ",
    "9792": "Someone nearby tries to scalp himself ",
    "9793": "Someone nearby tries to swallow his own arm, elbow first ",
    "9794": "Someone nearby triggers a Burst when he next crosses a bridge ",
    "9795": "Someone nearby triggers a Burst when he next traverses a doorway ",
    "9796": "Someone nearby truly believes that he's a prophesized redeemer ",
    "9797": "Someone nearby turns to a heap of gold dust ",
    "9798": "Someone nearby turns to a heap of moist sand  ",
    "9799": "Someone nearby turns to salt over the next 1d8 days ",
    "9800": "Someone nearby turns to stone over the next 5d6 days ",
    "9801": "Someone nearby turns to water ",
    "9802": "Someone nearby turns to wood when he drops to one hit point ",
    "9803": "Someone nearby vanishes and is replaced by a handsome wax replica ",
    "9804": "Someone nearby wakes tomorrow in a roc's nest ",
    "9805": "Someone nearby wakes tomorrow in the king's torture chamber ",
    "9806": "Someone nearby weeps tears of honey when he feels pain ",
    "9807": "Someone nearby who can read is rendered illiterate for 1d4 weeks ",
    "9808": "Someone nearby who can't read can suddenly read 1d6 languages ",
    "9809": "Someone nearby who has never before used magic finds an artifact ",
    "9810": "Someone nearby who is carrying a magic item tries to eat it ",
    "9811": "Someone nearby will be vital to a major truce between two races ",
    "9812": "Someone nearby will combust if he lights a fire by dawn tomorrow ",
    "9813": "Someone nearby will combust when he next crosses moving water ",
    "9814": "Someone nearby will die if he says his name backwards ",
    "9815": "Someone nearby will die if he travels more than a mile in one day ",
    "9816": "Someone nearby will explode if he draws blood by sunset today ",
    "9817": "Someone nearby will fall into a vat of molten cheese before dawn ",
    "9818": "Someone nearby will soon incite a war between two major races ",
    "9819": "Sparks dance along any blades that strike one another nearby ",
    "9820": "Suddenly it's raining harder than anyone has ever experienced ",
    "9821": "Suddenly the area is snowbound as from a year-long blizzard  ",
    "9822": "Summonings are impossible within one mile of the target point ",
    "9823": "Temperature within 100 yards drops 1� per minute for 1d4 hours ",
    "9824": "Temperature within 100 yards rises 1� per minute for 1d4 hours  ",
    "9825": "The arms of someone nearby turn into wings like those of a duck ",
    "9826": "The complete skeleton of a huge red dragon tumbles from the sky ",
    "9827": "The corpse of a forgotten deity is discovered in a nearby cave ",
    "9828": "The entire area begins sinking at a rate of one foot per week ",
    "9829": "The entire area enjoys full daylight for 1d10 years ",
    "9830": "The entire area gives an impression of peace and tranquility ",
    "9831": "The entire area gives off a powerful impression of evil ",
    "9832": "The entire area has been surrounded by an invading horde ",
    "9833": "The entire area hums as if vast machinery is buried in the ground ",
    "9834": "The entire area induces fear in those of four or fewer hit dice ",
    "9835": "The entire area induces sloth and lethargy in humans ",
    "9836": "The entire area is a dumping ground for dangerous magical waste ",
    "9837": "The entire area is a haven for zombies ",
    "9838": "The entire area is a massive shrine to an abominable god ",
    "9839": "The entire area is an illusion; it's actually barren and rocky ",
    "9840": "The entire area is as hot and steamy as a sauna for 2d12 hours ",
    "9841": "The entire area is blasted as if a huge conflagration has passed ",
    "9842": "The entire area is circled by a salt-water moat full of sharks ",
    "9843": "The entire area is claimed as a sacred goblin burial ground ",
    "9844": "The entire area is dark as midnight for 1d4 weeks ",
    "9845": "The entire area is directly over a gigantic vein of gold ",
    "9846": "The entire area is encircled by tall Corinthian columns of marble ",
    "9847": "The entire area is inimical to life for 4d12 months ",
    "9848": "The entire area is littered with hideously mutilated corpses ",
    "9849": "The entire area is located over a gargantuan termite colony ",
    "9850": "The entire area is located over the lair of an enormous dragon ",
    "9851": "The entire area is mirror-reversed ",
    "9852": "The entire area is shrouded in a thick and pungent fog ",
    "9853": "The entire area is strewn with jellyfish like a shore at low tide ",
    "9854": "The entire area is thickly shrouded by dust and cobwebs ",
    "9855": "The entire area is transported to a small island far out to sea  ",
    "9856": "The entire area looks as if a huge battle took place yesterday ",
    "9857": "The entire area looks exactly as it did 1d10 centuries ago ",
    "9858": "The entire area looks exactly as it will 1d10 centuries from now ",
    "9859": "The entire area suffers an intense blizzard for 2d6 rounds ",
    "9860": "The entire area swirls with fine white powder ",
    "9861": "The entire area was at the bottom of the sea 1d4 weeks ago ",
    "9862": "The entire area will be the site of a monumental battle tomorrow ",
    "9863": "The entire planet experiences full daylight for 5d10+24 hours ",
    "9864": "The gates of hell open for 4d6 hours  ",
    "9865": "The ground beneath the target point collapses into a vast cavern ",
    "9866": "The ground beneath the target point heats to its combustion point ",
    "9867": "The ground beneath the target point is charged with electricity ",
    "9868": "The ground beneath the target point looks like the portal to hell ",
    "9869": "The ground is totally flat from here to the horizon for 4d6 hours ",
    "9870": "The ground nearby harbors enormous, carnivorous earthworms ",
    "9871": "The ground nearby is highly susceptible to erosion ",
    "9872": "The ground nearby splits open to a depth of 1d10 miles ",
    "9873": "The ground within 50 yards has never been trod by a human foot ",
    "9874": "The ground within 50 yards heaves like a bubble on a pond ",
    "9875": "The ground within 50 yards is carpeted ",
    "9876": "The ground within 50 yards is covered by terra cotta tile ",
    "9877": "The ground within 50 yards is found to be completely artificial ",
    "9878": "The ground within 50 yards is incredibly sticky ",
    "9879": "The ground within 50 yards is now perfectly smooth steel ",
    "9880": "The ground within 50 yards is permanently swampy and waterlogged ",
    "9881": "The ground within 50 yards is tangled with invisible vines ",
    "9882": "The ground within 50 yards is the sanctum of a temperamental god ",
    "9883": "The ground within 50 yards shows signs of a recent meteor strike ",
    "9884": "The ground within 50 yards sinks to a point like a funnel or cone ",
    "9885": "The ground within 50 yards slowly turns into a deep, calm lake ",
    "9886": "The ground within 50 yards swarms with biting insects ",
    "9887": "The ground within 50 yards yields only poisonous vegetation ",
    "9888": "The high priest of some deity appears at the target point ",
    "9889": "The largest creature nearby doubles in size ",
    "9890": "The largest creature nearby turns invisible for 4d6 hours ",
    "9891": "The moon appears to blaze with cool blue fire for 1d12 months ",
    "9892": "The moon came into existence only 1d4 days ago ",
    "9893": "The moon doubles in size ",
    "9894": "The moon explodes ",
    "9895": "The moon has a huge bite taken out of it ",
    "9896": "The moon has a large hole all the way through it ",
    "9897": "The moon is full every night for the next year ",
    "9898": "The moon is no moon; it's a space station ",
    "9899": "The moon is now a cube ",
    "9900": "The moon is now geostationary ",
    "9901": "The moon is now solid gold except for a thin cover of dust ",
    "9902": "The moon moves 50% closer to the Earth ",
    "9903": "The moon resembles the face of someone nearby ",
    "9904": "The moon revolves around the planet at 1d4X its current rate ",
    "9905": "The moon suddenly holds untold riches and unimaginable dangers ",
    "9906": "The moon vanishes for 1d12 months ",
    "9907": "The moon whirls wildly through the sky for 7d4 days ",
    "9908": "The most powerful wizard nearby vanishes for 3d8 hours ",
    "9909": "The most powerful wizard within 10 miles changes sex ",
    "9910": "The most powerful wizard within 10 miles goes on a rampage ",
    "9911": "The most powerful wizard within 10 miles is actually a demon ",
    "9912": "The most valuable item within 50 yards turns out to be a fake ",
    "9913": "The most valuable sword within 50 yards turns to mercury ",
    "9914": "The nearest town's entire population appears nearby ",
    "9915": "The nearest town's entire population is linked into a hive-mind ",
    "9916": "The past 1d10 rounds were only an illusion  ",
    "9917": "The Philosopher's Stone appears at the target point ",
    "9918": "The planet breaks loose from the Sun's gravity ",
    "9919": "The planet no longer rotates ",
    "9920": "The planet now has a ring around it ",
    "9921": "The planet now rotates half as fast ",
    "9922": "The planet now rotates in the opposite direction ",
    "9923": "The planet now rotates north-to-south  ",
    "9924": "The planet now rotates twice as fast ",
    "9925": "The planet splits into two stable hemispheres 10 yards apart ",
    "9926": "The planet tumbles into another ice age ",
    "9927": "The planet's atmosphere leaks into space over the next 1d6 months ",
    "9928": "The planet's average temperature rises 1� per week for 4d6 weeks ",
    "9929": "The planet's hemispheres rotate at slightly different rates ",
    "9930": "The planet's oceans are becalmed ",
    "9931": "The planet's orbital radius shrinks by 1d8 x 10,000 miles ",
    "9932": "The royal family appears in the vicinity ",
    "9933": "The scent of honey and roses permeates everything within 50 yards ",
    "9934": "The scent of rotten eggs permeates everything within 50 yards ",
    "9935": "The sky appears to be ablaze as far as the eye can see ",
    "9936": "The sky appears to teem with a vast host of angels ",
    "9937": "The sky overhead swirls with dark colors for 1d4 turns ",
    "9938": "The sky whirls with dazzling colors until sunset tomorrow ",
    "9939": "The sound of hundreds of barking dogs fills the air ",
    "9940": "The sound of mighty winds fills the air, but the air is calm ",
    "9941": "The spell discharges randomly in each of the next 4d4 rounds ",
    "9942": "The spell discharges upon the next person nearby to draw blood ",
    "9943": "The sun appears pale blue from now on ",
    "9944": "The sun splits into a stable binary pair ",
    "9945": "The Burst is delayed until blood is drawn nearby; roll for effect ",
    "9946": "The Burst only affects females; roll for the underlying effect ",
    "9947": "The Burst only affects males; roll for the underlying effect ",
    "9948": "The Burst only appears to occur; roll again for apparent effect ",
    "9949": "The tallest person in the area develops an acute fear of heights ",
    "9950": "The tallest person in the area grows by 50% ",
    "9951": "The tallest person in the area is attacked by beavers ",
    "9952": "The tallest person in the area shrinks by 50% ",
    "9953": "The tallest tree nearby burns to the ground in 1d4 rounds  ",
    "9954": "The target point acquires intelligence and free will ",
    "9955": "The target point becomes a window for seeing into other worlds ",
    "9956": "The target point becomes an open gateway to hell ",
    "9957": "The target point is a conduit to interstellar space ",
    "9958": "The target point is a tiny gateway to some distant world ",
    "9959": "The target point is direct conduit to Elemental Air ",
    "9960": "The target point is encircled by bright red plastic cones ",
    "9961": "The target point is intensely magnetic for 4d6 hours ",
    "9962": "The target point is rumored to be a site of healing ",
    "9963": "The target point is sealed in a 10 foot globe of force ",
    "9964": "The target point is the center of a zone of anti-magic ",
    "9965": "The target point is the site of some powerful deity's murder ",
    "9966": "The target point makes a noise like an air raid siren ",
    "9967": "The target point radiates intense cold for 4d6 hours ",
    "9968": "The target point radiates intense heat for 4d6 hours ",
    "9969": "The target point scrambles any effort to teleport near it  ",
    "9970": "The temperature within 50 yards drops 10d10 degrees for one hour ",
    "9971": "The temperature within 50 yards rises 10d10 degrees for one hour ",
    "9972": "This day hasn't happened; time is reset to midnight last night ",
    "9973": "Thousands of carpenter's nails fall from the sky ",
    "9974": "Thousands of teeth rain down from the sky ",
    "9975": "Thousands of tiny glass ovoids fall from the sky ",
    "9976": "Time no longer passes within 1d4 yards of the target point ",
    "9977": "Time passes 10X as fast within 1d4 yards of the target point ",
    "9978": "Tomorrow's high tide crests at the spell's target point ",
    "9979": "Townspeople nearby are easily cowed by a charismatic speaker ",
    "9980": "Triumphant fanfare fills the air for 1d6 turns ",
    "9981": "Undead lobby the local ruler for legislative representation ",
    "9982": "Very salty rain falls for 1d4 hours ",
    "9983": "Viscous pus oozes from all wounds suffered within 50 yards ",
    "9984": "Viscous yellow goo seeps from any bladed weapons nearby ",
    "9985": "Volcanic ash blankets the area to a depth of 1d4 inches ",
    "9986": "Walking in this area is as arduous as trudging through deep snow ",
    "9987": "Water consumed in this area induces delusions of amphibiousness ",
    "9988": "Water consumed in this area tastes like the finest wine ",
    "9989": "Water consumed in this area tastes strongly of manure ",
    "9990": "Water flows from the target point to fill a 100-yard hemisphere ",
    "9991": "Water in this area boils at 70� Fahrenheit ",
    "9992": "Water in this area freezes at 70� Fahrenheit ",
    "9993": "Weather in this area changes drastically each hour for one week ",
    "9994": "Weather in this area is supernaturally intense for 1d4 months  ",
    "9995": "While in this area, males are invisible to females, and vice versa ",
    "9996": "While in this area, no one can include nouns in their speech ",
    "9997": "While in this area, no one can inflict or suffer any injury ",
    "9998": "While in this area, no one can speak of anything outside the area ",
    "9999": "While in this area, no one can speak to anyone else in the area ",
    "10000": "The Stars Explode!"    
};

function zeroFill( number, width )
{
  width -= number.toString().length;
  if ( width > 0 )
  {
    return new Array( width + (/\./.test( number ) ? 2 : 1) ).join( '0' ) + number;
  }
  return number + ""; // always return a string
}

function makeSurge() {
    var roll = randomInteger(10000);        
	var affect =  Surges[zeroFill(roll, 4)];
	var chatMesg = "";
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '<div class="sheet-rolltemplate-pf_attack">';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '    <table>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '		<tbody>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '			<tr>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '				<td colspan="2" class="sheet-header">';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '					<div class="sheet-header-table">';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '						<span class="sheet-header-middle">';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '    					    Magical Surg <br>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '						</span>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '					</div>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '                </td>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '            </tr>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '			<tr>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '				<td>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '					<strong>Roll</strong>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '				</td>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '				<td>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '					<span class="sheet-tcat">'+roll+'</span>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '				</td>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '			</tr>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '			<tr>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '				<td colspan="2">';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '					<span class="sheet-tcat"><strong>Affect: </strong></span>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '					<span>'+affect+'</span>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '				</td>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '			</tr>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '		</tbody>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '	</table>';
	chatMesg = chatMesg + '</div>';
	
	return chatMesg;
}


on("chat:message", function(msg) {
	if(msg.type == "api" && msg.content.indexOf("!MagicalSurge") !== -1) {
		sendChat(msg.who, "/direct " + makeSurge());
	}
	
	if(msg.type == "api" && msg.content.indexOf("!GMMagicalSurge") !== -1) {
		sendChat(msg.who, "/w gm " + makeSurge());
	}
});