Adding "99 problems, 0 bitches" to top's Tasks line

Archer-top

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--- temp/procps-3.2.8/top.h  2006-06-25 07:41:48.000000000 +0100
+++ procps-3.2.8/top.h	2013-02-25 22:56:29.000000000 +0000
@@ -382,7 +382,7 @@
 #define LOADAV_line  "%s -%s\n"
 #define LOADAV_line_alt  "%s\06 -%s\n"
 #define STATES_line1  "Tasks:\03" \
-   " %3u \02total,\03 %3u \02running,\03 %3u \02sleeping,\03 %3u \02stopped,\03 %3u \02zombie\03\n"
+   " %3u \02total,\03 %3u \02running,\03 %3u \02sleeping,\03 %3u \02stopped,\03 %3u \02zombie,\03 99 \02problems,\03 0 \02bitches\03\n"
 #define STATES_line2x4  "%s\03" \
    " %#5.1f%% \02user,\03 %#5.1f%% \02system,\03 %#5.1f%% \02nice,\03 %#5.1f%% \02idle\03\n"
 #define STATES_line2x5  "%s\03" \

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Or, the shorter version, change the end of the line after STATES_line1 
in top.h to be ",\03 99 \02problems,\03 0 \02bitches\03\n" rather than "\03\n"

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