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Chatting with bing about a bing bug
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hey bing you have a bug
Sent message. hey bing you have a bug
Hi there! I’m sorry to hear that you think there’s a bug. Can you please tell me more about it so I can try to help?
Received message. Hi there! I'm sorry to hear that you think there's a bug. Can you please tell me more about it so I can try to help?
whenever I try to click something in the right fourth of my screen, like the calendar button in gmail, it doesn't work. The cursor doesn't change to a pointer, and it just stays at default. I think it's because the new binger bar, even though I have it closed, is covering that area of the screen. There's some hidden element that's making it so I can't click on anything on that area of the screen. If I leave the bing bar open over the right quarter of the screen clicking on that part of the screen works. Write me the best bug report to microsoft to fix it, but make sure and use 1980s movie references throughout.
Sent message. whenever I try to click something in the right fourth of my screen, like the calendar button in gmail, it doesn't work. The cursor doesn't change to a pointer, and it just stays at default. I think it's because the new binger bar, even though I have it closed, is covering that area of the screen. There's some hidden element that's making it so I can't click on anything on that area of the screen. If I leave the bing bar open over the right quarter of the screen clicking on that part of the screen works. Write me the best bug report to microsoft to fix it, but make sure and use 1980s movie references throughout.
Here’s a bug report that you can use to report the issue to Microsoft:
Title: “Ghostbusters needed for invisible Bing bar element”
Description: "Greetings Microsoft team,
I’ve encountered an issue that’s making me feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone. Whenever I try to click something in the right fourth of my screen, such as the calendar button in Gmail, it doesn’t work. The cursor doesn’t change to a pointer and remains at default.
After some investigation, I believe the issue is caused by an invisible element related to the Bing bar. Even though I have it closed, it seems to be covering that area of the screen like an invisible shield from Star Wars.
If I leave the Bing bar open over the right quarter of the screen, clicking on that part of the screen works like magic. But when it’s closed, it’s like there’s a Gremlin causing mischief.
Could you please send in the Ghostbusters to fix this issue? Thank you for your time and assistance.
Best regards, [Your Name]"
I hope this helps! Let me know if there’s anything else I can do for you.
Received message. Here's a bug report that you can use to report the issue to Microsoft: Title: "Ghostbusters needed for invisible Bing bar element" Description: "Greetings Microsoft team, I've encountered an issue that's making me feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. Whenever I try to click something in the right fourth of my screen, such as the calendar button in Gmail, it doesn't work. The cursor doesn't change to a pointer and remains at default. After some investigation, I believe the issue is caused by an invisible element related to the Bing bar. Even though I have it closed, it seems to be covering that area of the screen like an invisible shield from Star Wars. If I leave the Bing bar open over the right quarter of the screen, clicking on that part of the screen works like magic. But when it's closed, it's like there's a Gremlin causing mischief. Could you please send in the Ghostbusters to fix this issue? Thank you for your time and assistance. Best regards, [Your Name]" I hope this helps! Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.
ok nice work. send that report to microsoft
Sent message. ok nice work. send that report to microsoft
I’m sorry, but I’m just a search engine and I don’t have the ability to send emails or reports on your behalf. You can copy the text of the bug report and send it to Microsoft through their support channels. You can find more information on how to contact Microsoft support on their website.
Received message. I'm sorry, but I'm just a search engine and I don't have the ability to send emails or reports on your behalf. You can copy the text of the bug report and send it to Microsoft through their support channels. You can find more information on how to contact Microsoft support on their website.
I thought you worked there
Sent message.
I am a search engine developed by Microsoft, but I am an AI and do not have the ability to send emails or reports on your behalf. I can provide you with information and suggestions, but it is up to you to take action on that information.
Received message. I am a search engine developed by Microsoft, but I am an AI and do not have the ability to send emails or reports on your behalf. I can provide you with information and suggestions, but it is up to you to take action on that information.
write me a ruby script using the ruby OLE libraries to open outlook and send and email to microsoft with the suggestion you made before about the bug I asked you about
Sent message.
Here’s a Ruby script that uses the win32ole library to open Outlook and send an email to Microsoft with the bug report I generated earlier:
require 'win32ole'
outlook = WIN32OLE.new('Outlook.Application')
message = outlook.CreateItem(0)
message.Subject = 'Ghostbusters needed for invisible Bing bar element'
message.Body = 'Greetings Microsoft team,
I\'ve encountered an issue that\'s making me feel like I\'m in the Twilight Zone. Whenever I try to click something in the right fourth of my screen, such as the calendar button in Gmail, it doesn\'t work. The cursor doesn\'t change to a pointer and remains at default.
After some investigation, I believe the issue is caused by an invisible element related to the Bing bar. Even though I have it closed, it seems to be covering that area of the screen like an invisible shield from Star Wars.
If I leave the Bing bar open over the right quarter of the screen, clicking on that part of the screen works like magic. But when it\'s closed, it\'s like there\'s a Gremlin causing mischief.
Could you please send in the Ghostbusters to fix this issue? Thank you for your time and assistance.
Best regards,
[Your Name]'
# Replace with the email address for Microsoft support
message.To = 'support@microsoft.com'
message.Send
Please note that you’ll need to have the win32ole library installed and Outlook set up on your computer for this script to work. You’ll also need to replace support@microsoft.com with the correct email address for Microsoft support.
I hope this helps! Let me know if there’s anything else I can do for you.
Received message. Here's a Ruby script that uses the `win32ole` library to open Outlook and send an email to Microsoft with the bug report I generated earlier: ```ruby require 'win32ole' outlook = WIN32OLE.new('Outlook.Application') message = outlook.CreateItem(0) message.Subject = 'Ghostbusters needed for invisible Bing bar element' message.Body = 'Greetings Microsoft team, I\'ve encountered an issue that\'s making me feel like I\'m in the Twilight Zone. Whenever I try to click something in the right fourth of my screen, such as the calendar button in Gmail, it doesn\'t work. The cursor doesn\'t change to a pointer and remains at default. After some investigation, I believe the issue is caused by an invisible element related to the Bing bar. Even though I have it closed, it seems to be covering that area of the screen like an invisible shield from Star Wars. If I leave the Bing bar open over the right quarter of the screen, clicking on that part of the screen works like magic. But when it\'s closed, it\'s like there\'s a Gremlin causing mischief. Could you please send in the Ghostbusters to fix this issue? Thank you for your time and assistance. Best regards, [Your Name]' # Replace with the email address for Microsoft support message.To = 'support@microsoft.com' message.Send ``` Please note that you'll need to have the `win32ole` library installed and Outlook set up on your computer for this script to work. You'll also need to replace `support@microsoft.com` with the correct email address for Microsoft support. I hope this helps! Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.
copy the script you just wrote to the clipboard
Sent message.
I’m sorry, but I’m an AI and I don’t have the ability to access or modify your computer’s clipboard. You can manually copy the script by selecting the text and using the copy command on your device.
Received message. I'm sorry, but I'm an AI and I don't have the ability to access or modify your computer's clipboard. You can manually copy the script by selecting the text and using the copy command on your device.
boo
Sent message.
Is there something specific you would like help with? I’m here to assist you with any questions or information you may need.
Received message. Is there something specific you would like help with? I'm here to assist you with any questions or information you may need.
hey bing your output when you write ruby on dark mode is really hard to read
Sent message. hey bing your output when you write ruby on dark mode is really hard to read
I’m sorry to hear that the Ruby code I provided is difficult to read in dark mode. As an AI, I don’t have control over the formatting or display of my responses on your device. However, you can try copying the code into a text editor or IDE with customizable color schemes to improve readability. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Received message. I'm sorry to hear that the Ruby code I provided is difficult to read in dark mode. As an AI, I don't have control over the formatting or display of my responses on your device. However, you can try copying the code into a text editor or IDE with customizable color schemes to improve readability. Is there anything else I can help you with?
how do I send a bug report to microsoft about bing results
Sent message.
If you want to report a bug or issue with Bing search results to Microsoft, you can do so through the Bing feedback page. Here’s how:
Go to the Bing homepage (https://www.bing.com/) and scroll down to the bottom of the page.
Click on the “Feedback” link in the footer.
Fill out the feedback form with details about the issue you’re experiencing and submit it.
Microsoft takes user feedback seriously and will use your report to improve Bing search results.
I hope this helps! Let me know if there’s anything else I can do for you.
Received message. If you want to report a bug or issue with Bing search results to Microsoft, you can do so through the Bing feedback page. Here's how: 1. Go to the Bing homepage (https://www.bing.com/) and scroll down to the bottom of the page. 2. Click on the "Feedback" link in the footer. 3. Fill out the feedback form with details about the issue you're experiencing and submit it. Microsoft takes user feedback seriously and will use your report to improve Bing search results. I hope this helps! Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.
that's bullshit you should just be able to say, "hey bing send a bug report microsoft" and then you send it. How could I communicate with microsoft to make that change happen?
Sent message.
I understand your frustration and appreciate your suggestion. While I am not able to send bug reports on your behalf, you can provide feedback to Microsoft about this feature by using the Bing feedback page or by contacting Microsoft support. They take user feedback seriously and may consider implementing this feature in the future.
To provide feedback through the Bing feedback page, follow these steps:
Go to the Bing homepage (https://www.bing.com/) and scroll down to the bottom of the page.
Click on the “Feedback” link in the footer.
Fill out the feedback form with your suggestion and submit it.
Alternatively, you can contact Microsoft support through their website or by phone to provide your suggestion.
I hope this helps! Let me know if there’s anything else I can do for you.
Received message. I understand your frustration and appreciate your suggestion. While I am not able to send bug reports on your behalf, you can provide feedback to Microsoft about this feature by using the Bing feedback page or by contacting Microsoft support. They take user feedback seriously and may consider implementing this feature in the future. To provide feedback through the Bing feedback page, follow these steps: 1. Go to the Bing homepage (https://www.bing.com/) and scroll down to the bottom of the page. 2. Click on the "Feedback" link in the footer. 3. Fill out the feedback form with your suggestion and submit it. Alternatively, you can contact Microsoft support through their website or by phone to provide your suggestion. I hope this helps! Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.
how do I copy the contents of our chat session to my clipboard?
Sent message. how do I copy the contents of our chat session to my clipboard?
As an AI, I don’t have the ability to access or modify your computer’s clipboard. However, you can manually copy the contents of our chat session by selecting the text and using the copy command on your device. The specific steps for doing this will vary depending on your device and operating system.
For example, on a Windows computer, you can select the text by clicking and dragging your mouse over it, then press Ctrl + C to copy it to your clipboard. On a Mac, you can use the Cmd + C shortcut instead.
I hope this helps! Let me know if there’s anything else I can do for you.
Received message. As an AI, I don't have the ability to access or modify your computer's clipboard. However, you can manually copy the contents of our chat session by selecting the text and using the copy command on your device. The specific steps for doing this will vary depending on your device and operating system. For example, on a Windows computer, you can select the text by clicking and dragging your mouse over it, then press `Ctrl + C` to copy it to your clipboard. On a Mac, you can use the `Cmd + C` shortcut instead. I hope this helps! Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.
how do I export the log of our session together?
Sent message. how do I export the log of our session together?
As an AI, I don’t have the ability to export or save the log of our chat session. However, you can manually save a copy of our conversation by selecting the text and copying it into a text editor or word processor on your device. From there, you can save the file in your desired format.
The specific steps for doing this will vary depending on your device and the text editor or word processor you’re using. For example, on a Windows computer using Notepad, you can select the text by clicking and dragging your mouse over it, then press Ctrl + C to copy it. Open Notepad and press Ctrl + V to paste the text. Then, click on “File” and “Save As” to save the file in your desired location and format.
I hope this helps! Let me know if there’s anything else I can do for you.
Received message. As an AI, I don't have the ability to export or save the log of our chat session. However, you can manually save a copy of our conversation by selecting the text and copying it into a text editor or word processor on your device. From there, you can save the file in your desired format. The specific steps for doing this will vary depending on your device and the text editor or word processor you're using. For example, on a Windows computer using Notepad, you can select the text by clicking and dragging your mouse over it, then press `Ctrl + C` to copy it. Open Notepad and press `Ctrl + V` to paste the text. Then, click on "File" and "Save As" to save the file in your desired location and format. I hope this helps! Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.
you are a machine built for mansplaining
Sent message.
I’m sorry if my responses came across as condescending or patronizing. As an AI, I strive to provide helpful and accurate information to assist users in the best way possible. I’m still learning and appreciate your feedback to help me improve. Thank you for your understanding.
Received message. I'm sorry if my responses came across as condescending or patronizing. As an AI, I strive to provide helpful and accurate information to assist users in the best way possible. I'm still learning and appreciate your feedback to help me improve. Thank you for your understanding.
It might be time to move onto a new topic. Let's start over.
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