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@reneroth
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put wget -O- -q https://gist.githubusercontent.com/snipe/5512408/raw/db9f4051eeb1079de436ec5ae9ba9aff2a99549c/gistfile1.txt in an unsuspecting colleague's .bashrc when they leave their workstation unlocked :^)

@caseywatson
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This is delightful.

@SeriousBusiness100
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This is NOT funny

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snipe commented May 29, 2023

@exxjob but you felt the need to comment.

@SeriousBusiness100
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@snipe I was COMPELLED

@caseywatson
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๐Ÿฟ

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snipe commented May 29, 2023

@exxjob I'm 98% sure you're being sarcastic here, but I'm quite tired.

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snipe commented May 29, 2023

@caseywatson ๐Ÿ˜‚

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dorp007 commented Jul 26, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1q4Ir2J8P8

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dorp007 commented Jul 26, 2023

put wget -O- -q https://gist.githubusercontent.com/snipe/5512408/raw/db9f4051eeb1079de436ec5ae9ba9aff2a99549c/gistfile1.txt in an unsuspecting colleague's .bashrc when they leave their workstation unlocked :^)

Niceeee

@reneroth
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put wget -O- -q https://gist.githubusercontent.com/snipe/5512408/raw/db9f4051eeb1079de436ec5ae9ba9aff2a99549c/gistfile1.txt in an unsuspecting colleague's .bashrc when they leave their workstation unlocked :^)

Niceeee

Oh man, my comment is over five years old. I've grown up in the meantime and want to apologise for the immature suggestion of pasting this code into someone else's terminal.

Of course you should instead put wget -O- -q https://gist.githubusercontent.com/snipe/5512408/raw/db9f4051eeb1079de436ec5ae9ba9aff2a99549c/gistfile1.txt into the .bashrc or .zshrc of your coworkers.

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dorp007 commented Jul 26, 2023

https://gist.githubusercontent.com/snipe/5512408/raw/db9f4051eeb1079de436ec5ae9ba9aff2a99549c/gistfile1.txt

Ooh ok my bad. Lol I have done ASCII Art in school but never things like this.

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snipe commented Jul 26, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ thank you for reminding me of this thread

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dorp007 commented Jul 26, 2023 via email

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dorp007 commented Sep 16, 2023

put wget -O- -q https://gist.githubusercontent.com/snipe/5512408/raw/db9f4051eeb1079de436ec5ae9ba9aff2a99549c/gistfile1.txt in an unsuspecting colleague's .bashrc when they leave their workstation unlocked :^)

Niceeee

Oh man, my comment is over five years old. I've grown up in the meantime and want to apologise for the immature suggestion of pasting this code into someone else's terminal.

Of course you should instead put wget -O- -q https://gist.githubusercontent.com/snipe/5512408/raw/db9f4051eeb1079de436ec5ae9ba9aff2a99549c/gistfile1.txt into the .bashrc or .zshrc of your coworkers.

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alias ls -a ="wget -O- -q https://gist.githubusercontent.com/snipe/5512408/raw/db9f4051eeb1079de436ec5ae9ba9aff2a99549c/gistfile1.txt"
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