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//Original script and replies written by Phil Pendlebury - aka - Ace Rimmer and is available at: http://www.pendlebury.biz/acerimmer/ |
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// |
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//Use a texteditor that supports UTF-8 encoding |
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//Instead of using ES 'event_var()', use '{tags}'. |
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//Supported {tags} : |
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// supported NAME tags are currently: {attacker} {victim} |
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// {section} will replace the tag by the section name. see example near end of this file |
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// {mapminutesleft}, {mapname} |
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// Example (given the current maps name is gg_aim_simpsons_green_v2): |
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// THANK GOD! Only {mapminutesleft} minutes left! I freaking HATE {mapname}! |
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// Result: THANK GOD! Only 2 minutes left! I freaking HATE simpsons_green! |
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// (As you can see, any substring smaller than four chars is stripped out of the mapname.) |
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// {servertime} will replace tag by current servertime in 24hour format: "22:35" |
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// {servertime:%any} C string containing any combination of regular characters and special format specifiers. |
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// Example: |
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//It is {servertime}. I am severly tired! |
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//Result: It is 22:35. I am severly tired! |
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//You can add different formats by adding a colon and a time format string: |
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//Shit, I LOVE {servertime:%As! %I%p} and drunk already... |
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//Result: Shit, I LOVE Tuesdays! 06PM and drunk already... |
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//Shit, I LOVE {servertime:%A}s! {servertime:%I%p} and drunk already... |
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//would yield the same result. |
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//See this URL for valid parameters: http://cplusplus.com/reference/clibrary/ctime/strftime.html |
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// if a tag is not supported in a specific event (e.g. {victim} in bomb planted) it is simply deleted from the reply |
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// add "teamonly" "1" or "0" below "count" for a generic setting for that section |
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// if you omit the "teamonly" entry, the whole section is considered to be alltalk |
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// add {talkteam} or {talkall} in front of a specific reply to override a generic section setting |
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// "link", "teamonly" and ANY TAG NOT LISTED BELOW is supported in every section! |
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// use "link" "sectionname" to use the same replies for multiple keywords. see example at the end of this file |
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// {section} will use the LINKING sections name if used in links (see example near end of this file) |
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// *************************************EVENTLIST************************************************************************************ |
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// [EventName] - Supported name tags - Description (Name of ?) |
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// ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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// blinded - - none |
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// hostagekilled - {attacker} - the talking bot that killed the hostage |
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// hostagekilledother - {attacker} {victim} - attacker = the PLAYER/BOT that killed the hostage, victim = the talking bot |
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// hostagestops - - none |
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// hostagefollows - - none |
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// bombdefused - - none |
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// bombplanted - - none |
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// bombexploded - - none |
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// bombpickup - - none |
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// itempickup - - none |
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// normaldeath - {attacker} {victim} - |
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// headshotdeath - {attacker} {victim} - |
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// knifedeath - {attacker} {victim} - |
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// nadedeath - {attacker} {victim} - |
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// tkdeath - {attacker} {victim} - |
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// suicidedeath - {attacker} {victim} - |
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// normalkill - {attacker} {victim} - |
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// headshotkill - {attacker} {victim} - |
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// knifekill - {attacker} {victim} - |
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// nadekill - {attacker} {victim} - |
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// tkkill - {attacker} {victim} - |
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// greetings - {attacker} - bot will say this when he joins - attacker = his own name |
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// playerconnect - {attacker} {victim} - bots will say this to a new player - attacker = talking bot - victim = joining player |
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// any additional chat keyword - {victim} {attacker} - victim = chatting player/bot - attacker = answering bot |
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// you could theoretically simply take your original replies.db from the ES-plugin |
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// and run a search&replace in your favourite utf-8 capable text editor for: |
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// event_var(es_username) ----to----> {victim} |
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// event_var(es_attackername) ----to----> {attacker} |
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"bot_replies" |
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{ |
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"tkdeath" |
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{ |
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// ADD AS MANY REPLIES AS YOU LIKE BUT BE SURE TO UPDATE COUNT |
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// e.g. IF YOU HAVE 5 REPLIES count SHOULD = 5 |
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"count" "7" |
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"1" "IDIOT" |
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"2" "Nice shot {attacker} NOT!" |
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"3" "What a fool" |
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"4" "Please ban {attacker}" |
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"5" "Twat!" |
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"6" "fool" |
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"7" "n000b" |
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} |
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"tkkill" |
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{ |
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"count" "7" |
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"1" "Ooooops" |
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"2" "Sorry" |
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"3" "Really sorry mate :-)" |
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"4" "Damn accident sorry" |
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"5" "Whatever..." |
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"6" "You got in my way" |
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"7" "Aw well at least it is only a game" |
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} |
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"headshotdeath" |
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{ |
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"count" "14" |
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"1" "OUCH!" |
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"2" "Nice shot {attacker}" |
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"3" "Jesus what was that!" |
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"4" "My head hurts" |
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"5" "Bollox NS!" |
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"6" "Haxor" |
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"7" "Never seen that before" |
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"8" "amagic {attacker} dog" |
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"9" "In one ear and out teh other..." |
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"10" "Ow! My face!" |
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"11" "NO NO NO not the face!" |
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"12" "Hello 999....yeah it happened again, yeah the face" |
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"13" "Like i needed an extra orifice!" |
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"14" "rank" |
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} |
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"headshotkill" |
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{ |
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"count" "20" |
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"1" "BOOM HS!" |
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"2" "{attacker} is the king of HS!" |
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"3" "Hit your brain LOL" |
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"4" "Take a Parcetamol... It won't help" |
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"5" "Too easy!" |
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"6" "Try jumping or something" |
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"7" "Your head is WAY too big" |
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"8" "Boom - Cumshot!" |
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"9" "Eat it monkeyboy!" |
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"10" "Ooh how do you feel now?" |
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"11" "LOL Owned by a BOT!" |
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"12" "Sorry lucky shot." |
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"13" "stick that in your pipe and shmoke it!" |
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"14" "bullseye!!" |
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"15" "BOOM HEDGEHOG!" |
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"16" "Anybody want my autograph?" |
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"17" "Watch and learn n00bs!" |
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"18" "Bang on the money" |
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"19" "check yo self!" |
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"20" "rank" |
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} |
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"nadedeath" |
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{ |
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"count" "8" |
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"1" "That tickled" |
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"2" "{attacker} is the nade king lol" |
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"3" "Damn Nades!" |
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"4" "Grr blew me to peices" |
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"5" "Arggggh Nade Fragments" |
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"6" "HOT PATATA" |
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"7" "Noooooooooooooo!" |
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"8" "rank" |
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} |
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"nadekill" |
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{ |
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"count" "8" |
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"1" "You stay still too long" |
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"2" "{victim} took my blade to the hilt lol" |
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"3" "LUVE DEM Nades!" |
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"4" "blew him to peices" |
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"5" "Mmmmmmm Nade Fragments" |
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"6" "What are all these bits of metal on me?" |
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"7" "Wow it's raining nades" |
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"8" "rank" |
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} |
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"knifedeath" |
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{ |
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"count" "8" |
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"1" "Eeew that stings" |
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"2" "Sly knifing {attacker}" |
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"3" "HOW did I NOT see you coming!" |
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"4" "My gut aches" |
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"5" "Is that a steak knife or are just pleased to see me?" |
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"6" "I suppose you think you are clever now eh" |
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"7" "Anyone can do that" |
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"8" "amagic {attacker} cow" |
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} |
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"knifekill" |
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{ |
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"count" "11" |
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"1" "I bet that stings" |
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"2" "Got you in the belly {victim}" |
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"3" "HOW did YOU NOT see ME coming?" |
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"4" "I am the surgeon!" |
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"5" "I feel better now" |
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"6" "SLICED and DICED" |
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"7" "Cut me up some of that meat please" |
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"8" "LOL HAHAHAHAHAHHA!" |
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"9" "Cut him good!" |
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"10" "rank" |
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"11" "Ahm a cokney natta" |
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} |
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"suicidedeath" |
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{ |
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"count" "8" |
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"1" "Ooooops" |
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"2" "LOL" |
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"3" "OK. OK. I know I am dumb!" |
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"4" "Ahhh Sh1t!" |
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"5" "Damn..." |
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"6" "Yup... I SUCK!" |
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"7" "Bet you cannot do that..." |
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"8" "Oh bollocks!" |
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} |
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"normaldeath" |
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{ |
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"count" "31" |
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"1" "Damn you {attacker}" |
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"2" "{attacker} You bugger" |
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"3" "That was jammy!" |
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"4" "If he tries that again I will kill him!" |
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"5" "Ooops I died" |
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"6" "Grrrrr" |
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"7" "God I suck" |
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"8" "wtf?" |
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"9" "Sh*t!" |
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"10" "Am I dead yet?" |
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"11" "It's just a flesh wound" |
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"12" "{attacker} must have been invisible" |
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"13" ":-(" |
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"14" "WTF!" |
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"15" "Oh Poo! I saw that coming as well" |
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"16" "How could I be so stupid?" |
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"17" "JQGRLXK!" |
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"18" "This is just NOT FUN anymore" |
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"19" "{attacker} YOU WILL PAY!" |
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"20" "Ow come on I am a n00b!" |
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"21" "Damn {attacker}... I WAS TYPING FFS!" |
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"22" "amagic {attacker} horse" |
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"23" "amagic {attacker} crow" |
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"24" "Up yours haxor!" |
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"25" "Jam Jam Jam!" |
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"26" "Been pwned by an nub. Sad" |
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"27" "Sumin fishy goin on here!" |
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"28" "Ouch, toooo far!" |
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"29" "rank" |
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"30" "camper" |
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"31" "n00b camper" |
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} |
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"normalkill" |
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{ |
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"count" "27" |
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"1" "Got you {victim}" |
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"2" "{victim} You suck!" |
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"3" "Hehe" |
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"4" "Die Scum!" |
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"5" "Sit Down!" |
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"6" "Yeeehaaa" |
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"7" "There IS a god and it is me!" |
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"8" "pwned" |
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"9" "Want to die again?" |
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"10" "Mmmm death!" |
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"11" "Sorry I killed you... LOL" |
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"12" "You keep getting in the way of my bullets {victim}" |
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"13" "Is {victim} AFK or something? If not he should be!" |
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"14" ":-O" |
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"15" ";P" |
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"16" "I am leaving this is WAY too easy" |
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"17" "He did not know what hit him" |
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"18" "PHONED! (LOL)" |
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"19" "Keep your eyes over your shoulder mate!" |
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"20" "I got {victim} while he was typing I think" |
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"21" "Ooops I killed him again... :-)" |
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"22" "LOL" |
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"23" ":P" |
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"24" "rank" |
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"25" "Every Time! LOL!" |
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"26" "LOL" |
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"27" "Yawn, another EASY kill" |
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} |
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"itempickup" |
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{ |
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"count" "10" |
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"1" "Got it!" |
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"2" "LOL... I got his gun!" |
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"3" "Hello my nasty friend" |
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"4" "haha he should never have dropped that" |
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"5" "Weeeeheeeee free gunnsssss" |
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"6" "finders keepers" |
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"7" "Hi item on the gorund" |
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"8" "It is indeed better than eBay on here" |
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"9" "More free stuff. Weeheeeheee" |
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"10" "mine mine mine mine mine!" |
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} |
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"bombpickup" |
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{ |
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"count" "10" |
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"teamonly" "1" |
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"1" "Got the bomb!" |
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"2" "Help!" |
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"3" "Hello my explosive friend" |
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"4" "Prepare to smell the napalm" |
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"5" "Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" |
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"6" "I got the C4 cover me" |
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"7" "LOL got it!" |
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"8" "Did he see me?" |
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"9" "Wait... Napalm FTW" |
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"10" "OK got it now let me see if I can plant it..." |
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} |
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"bombexploded" |
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{ |
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"count" "10" |
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"1" "Yeeeeeeeehhaaaaa did you see them burn!" |
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"2" "Played team!" |
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"3" "321 Boooooooooooooom!" |
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"4" "Smell the napalm" |
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"5" "This team rocks!" |
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"6" "GO ON SON!" |
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"7" "We own" |
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"8" "I wish everone played like this... for the team" |
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"9" "Napalm FTW" |
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"10" "Coool, Moving barrels!" |
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} |
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"bombplanted" |
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{ |
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"count" "11" |
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"teamonly" "1" |
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"1" "OK I planted the bloody thing!" |
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"2" "At last I dropped the hot potato" |
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"3" "Countdown to boom-time" |
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"4" "I hope this thing blows soon I am sooooo tired" |
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"5" "LOL Bomb Planted!" |
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"6" "Cover me you n00bs" |
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"7" "Am I the only one doing any work for this team?" |
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"8" "I wish everone played like me... for the team" |
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"9" "Got it down at last" |
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"10" "Need some help here the bomb is planted" |
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"11" "{talkall}Who dares wins!" |
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} |
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"bombdefused" |
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{ |
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"count" "10" |
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"1" "LOL bet he never expected that!" |
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"2" "You started so I will finish" |
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"3" "Phew that was close" |
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"4" "Nearly shat myself there" |
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"5" "<<WIPES SWEAT FROM BROW>>" |
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"6" "LOL you n00bs shoudl have defended the bomb" |
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"7" "Am I the only one doing any work for this team?" |
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"8" "For the team" |
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"9" "Sorry it took so long guys!" |
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"10" "Yes! Defuser FTW!" |
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} |
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"hostagefollows" |
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{ |
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// ONLY TO TEAM |
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"count" "9" |
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"teamonly" "1" |
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"1" "The girls always follow me" |
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"2" "Stay away from mah gals" |
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"3" "Come on ladies" |
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"4" "Hey you look good babe" |
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"5" "Yo pretty thing, follow me" |
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"6" "How YOU doin?" |
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"7" "Mmmmm bikinis" |
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"8" "Mmmmm Japanese" |
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"9" "Mmmmm Anime LOL" |
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} |
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"hostagestops" |
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{ |
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// ONLY TO TEAM |
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"count" "8" |
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"teamonly" "1" |
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"1" "Dumb broads" |
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"2" "Sheeeet damn hossies" |
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"3" "Will you come on ladies" |
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"4" "What do they want? Money!" |
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"5" "I wish Valve would sort that out" |
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"6" "Could they BE any dumber" |
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"7" "it is lucky they are so HOT cos they sure are thick! LOL" |
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"8" "{talkall}Yeah, you can have her. Dumb hossie deserves it" |
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} |
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"hostagekilled" |
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{ |
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// TO ALL |
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"count" "10" |
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"1" "Haha Dumb broads keep dying :-)" |
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"2" "I is killng my girls" |
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"3" "Awwww she looks so peaceful" |
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"4" "Girl Down!" |
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"5" "How could anyone kill such a cute looking thing... <looks inncocent>" |
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"6" "LOL indeed killing hostages rocks!" |
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"7" "Ahhhh... The sound of hostages dying in the night" |
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"8" "She WAS number one prostitute in Khazekstan" |
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"9" "{talkteam}Oooooops O.O" |
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"10" "{attacker}! Remember that name! Oh wait..." |
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} |
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"hostagekilledother" |
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{ |
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"count" "3" |
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"1" "noob stop killing hossies!!" |
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"2" "{talkteam}{attacker} killed a hostage! Damnit" |
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"3" "I am {victim} and I say: Stop killing hostages, or I'll rip your head off, {attacker}!" |
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} |
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"blinded" |
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{ |
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// ONLY TO TEAM |
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"count" "9" |
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"teamonly" "1" |
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"1" "Blinded me!" |
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"2" "Arrrrgh My EYES!" |
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"3" "Blind as a bat!" |
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"4" "I CAN'T SEE" |
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"5" "Watch the flashes" |
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"6" "It's all gone white!" |
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"7" "BLIND!" |
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"8" "I was flashed stand by" |
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"9" "{talkall}Chicken!" //he'll also say this if blinded by team mate. I might change this |
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} |
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"playerconnect" |
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{ |
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// BOTS WILL SAY THIS TO A NEW PLAYER WHEN THE PLAYER JOINS |
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"count" "30" |
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"1" "Mmm fresh meat :D" |
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"2" "Join my team! Help me!" |
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"3" "Quick, look busy!" |
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"4" "Shhhh {victim} is here!" |
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"5" "Hi there {victim}" |
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"6" "Hi and welcome" |
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"7" "Welcome along please read the MOTD" |
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"8" "Please read the rules" |
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"9" "Welcome {victim} please read the rules" |
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"10" "Hello :-)" |
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"11" "What is that smell?" |
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"12" "Aha another victim arrives" |
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"13" "Sup" |
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"14" "Yo" |
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"15" "Read the MOTD" |
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"16" "UR back again" |
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"17" "Riffs and Rays FTW!" |
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"18" "This is the home of Ace Rimmer" |
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"19" "Bones was on about an hour ago..." |
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"20" "Looking good man" |
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"21" "Come to be owned again?" |
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"22" "Something putrid just joined" |
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"23" "rank" |
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"24" "get on with it you tit!" |
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"25" "haxor joined" |
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"26" "Let us kill..." |
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"27" "Hi {victim} Time to die" |
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"28" "Hello dudes and dudettes" |
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"29" "lo {victim} :-/" |
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"30" ":P" |
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} |
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"greetings" |
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{ |
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// BOT WILL SAY THIS WHEN HE JOINS |
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"count" "30" |
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"1" "Hi all" |
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"2" "Yo yo yo..." |
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"3" "Hey dudes" |
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"4" "Wassssuuuuup :-)" |
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"5" "Jello" |
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"6" "Greetings" |
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"7" "Reporting for doody" |
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"8" "Nice to see you all (I am a bit gay) :-)" |
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"9" "Has anyone seen Ace Rimmer?" |
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"10" "Hi all, has Drake been on?" |
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"11" "I love this server!" |
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"12" "I am back again" |
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"13" "Riffs and Rays FTW!" |
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"14" "OK all prepare to be phoned... Yes I have a new mobile... LOL" |
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"15" "Oh no not this map!" |
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"16" "Grab your ankles, I'm goin in dry!" |
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"17" "lo :-)" |
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"18" "Greets, wow the server is quiet atm" |
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"19" "Hi - Anyone know what the time is?" |
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"20" "Sup Foos" |
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"21" "Waaaaaaah" |
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"22" "Is this teh home of THE Ace Rimmer?" |
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"23" "Hey all, Has there been any admin on?" |
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"24" "GOD the server has been too busy, I could not get on!" |
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"25" "rank" |
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"26" "Let us kill..." |
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"27" "Hi Time to die" |
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"28" "Hello dudes and dudettes" |
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"29" "lo all :-)" |
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"30" ":P" |
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} |
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"lol" |
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{ |
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"count" "22" |
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"1" "lol indeed!" |
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"2" "Haha!" |
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"3" "DUDE!" |
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"4" ":-)" |
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"5" ":P" |
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"6" "LOL" |
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"7" "ROFLAO" |
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"8" "that was just plain silly" |
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"9" "I am NOT laughing" |
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"10" "real funny dude" |
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"11" "OMG! LOL" |
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"12" "Jesus HAHA" |
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"13" "amagic {victim} horse" |
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"14" "stop laughing else I will turn you into a horse!" |
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"15" "I did not see that at all" |
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"16" "Was it really THAT funny?" |
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"17" "Suck on this {victim}" |
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"18" "amagic {victim} fly" |
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"19" "little things amuse little minds" |
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"20" "{victim} Your sense of humour SUCKS" |
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"21" "Ha ha ha" |
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"22" "Spider-pig, spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does!" |
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} |
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":P" |
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{ |
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"count" "24" |
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"1" "lol indeed!" |
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"2" "Haha!" |
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"3" "DUDE!" |
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"4" ":-)" |
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"5" ":P" |
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"6" "LOL" |
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"7" "ROFLAO" |
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"8" "that was just plain silly" |
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"9" "I am NOT laughing" |
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"10" "real funny dude" |
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"11" "OMG! LOL" |
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"12" "Jesus HAHA" |
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"13" "amagic {victim} fly" |
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"14" "stop laughing else I will turn you into a fly!" |
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"15" ":Q" |
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"16" ":-O" |
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"17" ":R" |
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"18" ":S" |
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"19" ":T" |
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"20" ":B" |
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"21" ":@" |
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"22" ":K" |
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"23" ":D" |
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"24" ":ABC!" |
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} |
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"hi" |
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{ |
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"count" "23" |
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"1" "How you doin {victim} ?" |
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"2" "Do I KNOW you?" |
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"3" "Sorry what?" |
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"4" "Lo! :-)" |
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"5" "Olah!" |
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"6" "greetings" |
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"7" "now then me old spud!" |
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"8" "Looking gooood!" |
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"9" "Wazzup" |
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"10" "Howz it hanging" |
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"11" "Hi {victim}" |
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"12" "Hi there {victim}" |
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"13" "What do you want?" |
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"14" "You talking to me?" |
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"15" "Shhhh!" |
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"16" "lo" |
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"17" "n00b" |
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"18" "Yes we know you are here now shutup and play!" |
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"19" "^^" |
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"20" ":P" |
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"21" "hello m8" |
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"22" "Hello dude!" |
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"23" "LOOKOUT - SPIDER-PIG!" |
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} |
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"hello" |
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{ |
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"count" "22" |
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"1" "How you doin {victim} ?" |
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"2" "Do I KNOW you?" |
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"3" "Sorry what?" |
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"4" "Lo! :-)" |
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"5" "Olah!" |
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"6" "greetings" |
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"7" "now then me old spud!" |
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"8" "Looking gooood!" |
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"9" "Wazzup" |
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"10" "Howz it hanging" |
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"11" "Hi {victim}" |
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"12" "Hi there {victim}" |
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"13" "What do you want?" |
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"14" "You talking to me?" |
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"15" "Shhhh!" |
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"16" "lo" |
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"17" "n00b" |
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"18" "Yes we know you are here now shutup and play!" |
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"19" "^^" |
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"20" ":P" |
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"21" "hello m8" |
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"22" "Hello dude!" |
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} |
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|
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"lo" |
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{ |
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"count" "22" |
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"1" "How you doin {victim} ?" |
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"2" "Do I KNOW you?" |
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"3" "Sorry what?" |
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"4" "Lo! :-)" |
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"5" "Olah!" |
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"6" "greetings" |
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"7" "now then me old spud!" |
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"8" "Looking gooood!" |
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"9" "Wazzup" |
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"10" "Howz it hanging" |
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"11" "Hi {victim}" |
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"12" "Hi there {victim}" |
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"13" "What do you want?" |
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"14" "You talking to me?" |
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"15" "Shhhh!" |
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"16" "lo" |
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"17" "n00b" |
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"18" "Yes we know you are here now shutup and play!" |
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"19" "^^" |
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"20" ":P" |
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"21" "hello m8" |
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"22" "Hello dude!" |
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} |
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"what" |
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{ |
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"count" "18" |
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"1" "indeed what?" |
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"2" "erm you said what?" |
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"3" "Sorry what?" |
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"4" "^^" |
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"5" "nm forget it" |
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"6" "nothing" |
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"7" "eh!" |
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"8" "What?" |
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"9" "LOL" |
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"10" "Hi I think?" |
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"11" "I do not understand u {victim}" |
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"12" "{victim} you are not making any sense" |
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"13" "say again {victim}" |
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"14" "Blah blah blah" |
|
"15" "Der...!" |
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"16" "Wot?" |
|
"17" ":P" |
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"18" "amagic {victim} crow" |
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} |
|
|
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"why" |
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{ |
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"count" "18" |
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"1" "becuase you are a fool" |
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"2" "Why Not?" |
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"3" "LOL why why whiiiiine!?" |
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"4" "^^" |
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"5" "nm forget it {victim}" |
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"6" "You really do not know?" |
|
"7" "eh! {victim}" |
|
"8" "I dunno do you?" |
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"9" "LOL" |
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"10" "Oh come on everyone knows why" |
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"11" "You just do not understand d you {victim}" |
|
"12" "{victim} you are not making any sense" |
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"13" "EARTH TO {victim} WAKE UP PLEASE" |
|
"14" "Blah blah blah" |
|
"15" "Der...!" |
|
"16" "Why?" |
|
"17" ":P" |
|
"18" "amagic {victim} frog" |
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} |
|
|
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"who" |
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{ |
|
"count" "18" |
|
"1" "I have no idea" |
|
"2" "Who indeed?" |
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"3" "LOL whoooooooooo!" |
|
"4" ":P" |
|
"5" "nm forget it {victim}" |
|
"6" "You really do not know?" |
|
"7" "eh! {victim}" |
|
"8" "I dunno do you?" |
|
"9" "LOL" |
|
"10" "Great track - Whoooooooo Are you... Who who who who!" |
|
"11" "tell me who are you {victim}" |
|
"12" "{victim} why do you want to know?" |
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"13" "MOON TO {victim} WAKE UP PLEASE" |
|
"14" "Blah blah blah submarine" |
|
"15" "Haxor Indeedio" |
|
"16" "Who?" |
|
"17" "rank" |
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"18" "amagic {victim} dog" |
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} |
|
|
|
"n00b" |
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{ |
|
"link" "noob" |
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} |
|
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"noob" |
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{ |
|
"count" "25" |
|
"1" "YOU are the n00b" |
|
"2" "LOL you call ME a n00b?" |
|
"3" "YOU n00b {victim}" |
|
"4" "Everyone has to start somewhere" |
|
"5" "I KNOW I AM N00B!" |
|
"6" "LOL ... yes i know" |
|
"7" "{victim} stop calling me n00b please :-(" |
|
"8" "What di you say?" |
|
"9" "Yes you are a n00b" |
|
"10" "Hi... {victim} ... You have really upset me now" |
|
"11" "OK I'll leave then!" |
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"12" "{victim} you are talking out of your arse!" |
|
"13" "amagic {victim} horse" |
|
"14" "amagic {victim} dog" |
|
"15" "Hello {victim} I am no n00b" |
|
"16" "amagic {victim} cow" |
|
"17" "n00b yourself" |
|
"18" "At least I have penis..." |
|
"19" "n00b eh? How would you like to be a dog?" |
|
"20" "Ha! look who's talking uber-n00b" |
|
"21" "You're the ****ing n00b" |
|
"22" "OK erm I'm a ghost and I'm a n00b" |
|
"23" "Watch it mate!" |
|
"24" "Bollocks" |
|
"25" "You can't even SPELL n00b!" |
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} |
|
|
|
"camper" |
|
{ |
|
"count" "14" |
|
"1" "I never camp" |
|
"2" "It's part of the game" |
|
"3" "Give me a break" |
|
"4" "STFU" |
|
"5" "n00b" |
|
"6" "I was not camping, I stopped to pick my nose" |
|
"7" "Rrrrright" |
|
"8" "Shutup fool" |
|
"9" "Yup, do you have a spare tent-peg" |
|
"10" "I was not camping, I stopped to squeeze a blackhead" |
|
"11" "Whatevaaa" |
|
"12" "Stop moaning and learn to PLAY ffs" |
|
"13" "BOLLOX" |
|
"14" "I bet {victim} is French" |
|
} |
|
"next" |
|
{ |
|
"count" "10" |
|
"1" "Next what?" |
|
"2" "erm you said what?" |
|
"3" "LOL why type next?" |
|
"4" "I am next fool" |
|
"5" "FFS shut it {victim}!" |
|
"6" "next next next" |
|
"7" "hello" |
|
"8" "Next time you type that I will shoot you {victim}" |
|
"9" "LOL" |
|
"10" "Hi I think?" |
|
} |
|
"hacker" |
|
{ |
|
"count" "19" |
|
"1" "I never hack" |
|
"2" "It's part of the game" |
|
"3" "AIMBOT all the way m8!" |
|
"4" "STFU" |
|
"5" "n00b" |
|
"6" "I was not hacking, I stopped to pick my nose" |
|
"7" "camper" |
|
"8" "Shutup fool" |
|
"9" "Yup, I am a BOT!" |
|
"10" "I was not hacking, much!" |
|
"11" "Whatever" |
|
"12" "Stop moaning and learn to PLAY ffs" |
|
"13" ":P" |
|
"14" "What the Shizzzzzle?" |
|
"15" "If I WAS hacking I would be VACCED" |
|
"16" "You only say that becuase you SUCK!" |
|
"17" "Yer yer yer" |
|
"18" "Bollocks {victim}" |
|
"19" "You must be French {victim}" |
|
} |
|
|
|
"haxor" |
|
{ |
|
//if someone types "haxor", bot will use the same replies as in 'hacker'. additional replies in THIS (haxor) section are ignored |
|
//"teamonly" in linked sections is always completely ignored, which means if you link to a teamonly section and want it to stay |
|
//that way, you have to specify teamonly 1 in the linking section as well |
|
"link" "hacker" |
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} |
|
|
|
"rank" |
|
{ |
|
"count" "18" |
|
"1" "{section}, {section} always {section}..." |
|
"2" "Stop typing {section} and play the game ffs!" |
|
"3" "{victim} your RANK is still CRAP no matter how many times you check it" |
|
"4" "{victim} ... Stats Whore" |
|
"5" "Please stop {section} spamming!" |
|
"6" "Your rank is - CRAPOLA -" |
|
"7" "{victim} loves to type {section} but hates to play the game" |
|
"8" "What? {section}? Again?" |
|
"9" "Yes you are indeed {section}" |
|
"10" "Hi... {victim} ... Your rank sucks!" |
|
"11" "{section}... SHYTE!" |
|
"12" "{victim} you are not making any sense... What is {section}?" |
|
"13" "say again {victim}" |
|
"14" "Blah blah blah... {section} {section} {section}" |
|
"15" "Hello {victim} your rank is still terrible" |
|
"16" "Earth to {victim} ... Typing {section} won't make you a better player" |
|
"17" "{section}" |
|
"18" "amagic {victim} frog" |
|
} |
|
"top" |
|
{ |
|
"link" "rank" |
|
} |
|
//see how top is linked to rank. look at the first reply. when someone types rank, the bot says: "rank, rank always rank..." |
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//when someone types "top" instead, the bot would say: "top, top always top..." |
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//the need for the {section} tag arose after introducing the links which wouldn't have made any sense without them |
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} |
