wget https://gist.github.com/SobanVuex/7487909/raw -O ~/.bashrc 2>/dev/null && . ~/.bashrc && sh-reload

.bashrc

# Options
shopt -s nocaseglob
shopt -s histappend
shopt -s cdspell

# Colors
txtblk='\e[0;30m' # Black - Regular
txtred='\e[0;31m' # Red
txtgrn='\e[0;32m' # Green
txtylw='\e[0;33m' # Yellow
txtblu='\e[0;34m' # Blue
txtpur='\e[0;35m' # Purple
txtcyn='\e[0;36m' # Cyan
txtwht='\e[0;37m' # White
bldblk='\e[1;30m' # Black - Bold
bldred='\e[1;31m' # Red
bldgrn='\e[1;32m' # Green
bldylw='\e[1;33m' # Yellow
bldblu='\e[1;34m' # Blue
bldpur='\e[1;35m' # Purple
bldcyn='\e[1;36m' # Cyan
bldwht='\e[1;37m' # White
unkblk='\e[4;30m' # Black - Underline
undred='\e[4;31m' # Red
undgrn='\e[4;32m' # Green
undylw='\e[4;33m' # Yellow
undblu='\e[4;34m' # Blue
undpur='\e[4;35m' # Purple
undcyn='\e[4;36m' # Cyan
undwht='\e[4;37m' # White
bakblk='\e[40m'   # Black - Background
bakred='\e[41m'   # Red
bakgrn='\e[42m'   # Green
bakylw='\e[43m'   # Yellow
bakblu='\e[44m'   # Blue
bakpur='\e[45m'   # Purple
bakcyn='\e[46m'   # Cyan
bakwht='\e[47m'   # White
txtrst='\e[0m'    # Text Reset
[[ $EUID -eq 0 ]] && txttrm=$txtred || txttrm=$txtblu

# Functions
fn_include () {
  [[ ! -z "$1" ]] && [[ -a "$1" ]] && [[ -f "$1" ]] && [[ -r "$1" ]] && source "$1"
}
fn_self_reload () {
  fn_include ~/.bashrc && echo -e "bash:$txtgrn profile reloaded $txtrst" || \
  echo -e "bash:$txtred profile reload failed $txtrst"
}
fn_self_update () {
  wget https://gist.github.com/SobanVuex/7487909/raw -O ~/.bashrc 2>/dev/null && \
  fn_include ~/.bashrc && echo -e "bash:$txtgrn profile updated $txtrst" || \
  echo -e "bash:$txtred profile update failed $txtrst"
}
fn_extract () {
  if [ -f $1 ]; then
    case $1 in
      *.tar.bz2)
        tar xjf $1
        ;;
      *.tar.gz)
        tar xzf $1
        ;;
      *.bz2)
        bunzip2 $1
        ;;
      *.rar)
        unrar e $1
        ;;
      *.gz)
        gunzip $1
        ;;
      *.tar)
        tar xf $1
        ;;
      *.tbz2)
        tar xjf $1
        ;;
      *.tgz)
        tar xzf $1
        ;;
      *.zip)
        unzip $1
        ;;
      *.Z)
        uncompress $1
        ;;
      *.7z)
        7z x $1
        ;;
      *)
        echo "'$1' cannot be extracted via extract()"
        ;;
      esac
  else
    echo "'$1' is not a valid file"
  fi
}
fn_is_git () {
  [[ $(git status 2>/dev/null | tail -n 1) != "" ]] && return 0 || return 1
}
fn_git_branch () {
  echo -n $(git symbolic-ref HEAD 2>/dev/null | awk -F/ {'print $NF'})
}
fn_git_dirty () {
  local gs="$(git status 2>/dev/null | tail -n 1)"
  case "$gs" in
    "nothing to commit, working directory clean")
      ;;
    "nothing to commit (working directory clean)")
      ;;
    *) echo -n "*"
      ;;
  esac
}
fn_git_ignore_io () {
  curl http://www.gitignore.io/api/$@
}
fn_git_stash () {
  [ -z "$1" ] && return 1
  [ -z "$2" ] && git stash $1 || git stash $1 "stash@{$2}"
}
_fn_git_stash_completion () {
  local cur=${COMP_WORDS[COMP_CWORD]}
  COMPREPLY=( $(compgen -W "apply clear drop list pop save show" -- $cur) )
}
fn_bm () {
  local opt bm
  [ ! -z "$1" ] && opt="$1" || opt=a
  case "$opt" in
    a)
      if [ -z "$2" ]; then
        echo -n "bookmarks: ($(ls -1 "$BOOKMARKS" | wc -l) total)" && \
        ls -l "$BOOKMARKS" | sed 's/  / /g' | cut -d' ' -f9- | sed 's/ -/\t-/g'
      else
        bm="$(pwd)" && \
        mkdir -p "$BOOKMARKS"; ln -s "$(pwd)" "$BOOKMARKS/$2" && \
        echo -e "bookmarks:$txtgrn added$txtrst '$2' ($bm)"
      fi
      ;;
    d)
      bm=$(readlink "$BOOKMARKS/$2") && \
      rm "$BOOKMARKS/$2" && \
      echo -e "bookmarks:$txtred deleted$txtrst '$2' ($bm)"
      ;;
    j)
      cd -P "$BOOKMARKS/$2" 2>/dev/null || \
      echo -e "bookmarks:$txtred not found$txtrst '$2'"
      ;;
    *)
      echo "Usage: fn_bm"
      echo "       fn_bm add"
      echo "       fn_bm del|jump bm"
      ;;
  esac
}
fn_flip () {
  echo
  hash flip 2>/dev/null && echo "(╯°□°）╯︵ $(echo "$@" | flip)" || echo "$@"
  echo
}
fn_fuck_you () {
  killall -9 $2 2>/dev/null && _flip=$2 || _flip=you
  fn_flip $_flip
}
fn_yeah () {
  echo
  echo -ne "•_•)\033[0K\r"
  sleep 2
  echo -ne "( •_•)>⌐■-■\033[0K\r"
  sleep 2
  echo -ne "(⌐■_■)\033[0K\r"
  sleep 1
  echo -n "(⌐■_■)" && echo -n " YEEEAAAHHH"
  echo && echo
}
fn_ssl_check () {
  if [ -z "$1" ] || [ -z "$2" ]; then
    echo "Usage: ssl-check rsa.key ssl.crt"
    return 1
  fi

  (openssl x509 -noout -modulus -in "$2" | openssl md5; openssl rsa -noout -modulus -in "$1" | openssl md5) | uniq
}
_bm_completion () {
  local cur prev bms
  cur="${COMP_WORDS[COMP_CWORD]}"
  prev="${COMP_WORDS[COMP_CWORD-1]}"
  bms=$(find "$BOOKMARKS" -type l -printf "%f\n")
  COMPREPLY=($(compgen -W "${bms[@]}" -- "$cur"))
  return 0
}
_apt_completion () {
  mapfile -t COMPREPLY < <(apt-cache --no-generate pkgnames "$2");
}

# Export
export LS_OPTIONS='--color=auto'
export EDITOR="nano"
export HISTSIZE=32768
export HISTFILESIZE=$HISTSIZE
export HISTCONTROL=ignoredups
export HISTIGNORE="ls:cd:cd -:pwd:exit:date:* --help"
export LANG="en_US"
export LC_ALL="en_US.UTF-8"
export LESS_TERMCAP_md="$ORANGE"
export MANPAGER="less -X"
export PS1="$txttrm\342\224\214\342\224\200\
\$([[ \$? -ne 0 ]] && echo \"[$txtylw\342\234\227$txttrm]\342\224\200\")\
[$txtwht\t$txttrm]\342\224\200\
[$txtwht$([[ $EUID -eq 0 ]] &&  echo '\h' || echo '\u@\h')$txttrm]\342\224\200\
[$txtgrn\w$txttrm]\n\342\224\224\342\224\200\
[$txtwht\$(ls -1 | wc -l | sed 's: ::g') files, \$(ls -lah | grep -m 1 total | sed 's/total //')b$txttrm]\
\$(fn_is_git && echo \"\342\224\200($txtgrn\$(fn_git_branch && fn_git_dirty)$txttrm)\")\
\342\224\200\342\225\274 $txtrst"
export BOOKMARKS=~/.config/bashbm

eval "`dircolors`"

# Aliases
alias ls='ls --color=auto'
alias grep='grep --color=auto'
alias ll='ls -alF'
alias freq='cut -f1 -d" " ~/.bash_history | sort | uniq -c | sort -nr | head -n 30'
alias psqli='pv -i 1 -p -t -e'
alias c='printf "\ec"'
alias n='nano'
alias gip='git grep'
alias gif='git diff'
alias giio='fn_git_ignore_io'
alias gis='fn_git_stash'
alias extract='fn_extract'
alias yeah='fn_yeah'
alias fuck='fn_fuck_you'
alias fl='fn_flip'
alias j='fn_bm j'
alias bm='fn_bm a'
alias d='fn_bm d'
alias ssl-check='fn_ssl_check'
alias sh-reload='fn_self_reload'
alias sh-update='fn_self_update'
alias os-reboot='sudo reboot'
alias apt-upgrade='sudo apt-get update; sudo apt-get -V upgrade'
alias apt-cleanup='sudo apt-get clean && sudo apt-get autoclean && sudo apt-get --purge autoremove && sudo apt-get check'
alias apt-install='sudo apt-get install'
alias apt-purge='sudo apt-get purge'

# Includes
fn_include /etc/bash_completion

# Completion
complete -F _fn_git_stash_completion gis
complete -F _bm_completion j
complete -F _bm_completion d
complete -F _apt_completion apt-install
complete -F _apt_completion apt-purge