FB_Link_Badger.user.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name         FB Link Badger
// @namespace    https://gist.github.com/softwareengineerprogrammer
// @version      0.5
// @description  Clean FB tracking shit from links
// @author       softwareengineerprogrammer
// @match        https://www.facebook.com/*
// @match        https://www.facebook.com/
// @updateURL https://gist.github.com/softwareengineerprogrammer/c5d44be95d51ad5a996e6baad9cc6598/raw/cf2667de5e23e79583daa8ad89256d188459082e/FB_Link_Badger.user.js
// @downloadURL https://gist.github.com/softwareengineerprogrammer/c5d44be95d51ad5a996e6baad9cc6598/raw/cf2667de5e23e79583daa8ad89256d188459082e/FB_Link_Badger.user.js
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    var nthParent = function(el,p) {
        if(p >0) {
            return nthParent(el.parentElement,p-1);
        } else {
           return p;
        }
    };

    var linked = {};
    var timeoutHandle;

    var badger = function() {
        var badgered = 0;
        console.log("Badgering...");
        document.querySelectorAll("a[target='_blank']").forEach(function(elm){
            if(!elm.getAttribute("badger-link")){
                //elm.style="border-bottom: red solid 1px !important";
                var badgerLink = document.createElement("a");


                var topPos = 50;//document.querySelector("#contentArea").scrollTop;
                badgerLink.style = "position:sticky; top:" + topPos + "px; background-color:white; left: 0;";
                badgerLink.target="_blank";
                //badgerLink.rel="nofollow";

                var niceHref = elm.href;
                if(niceHref.indexOf("https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=") > -1) {
                    niceHref = decodeURIComponent(niceHref.replace("https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=",""));
                }

                niceHref = niceHref.split("?")[0].split("&h=")[0];

                if(niceHref.indexOf("fbclid=") > -1){
                    console.log("Link has FB click ID:", niceHref)
                    niceHref = niceHref.split("fbclid=")[0]
                    console.log("Link without FB click ID:",niceHref)
                }else{
                    console.log("Link does NOT have FB click ID:", niceHref)
                }
                elm.href = niceHref;

                if(!linked[niceHref]){
                    badgerLink.href = niceHref;
                    badgerLink.innerText = "🦂 " + niceHref;
                    elm.parentElement.parentElement.append(badgerLink);
                    //document.body.append(badgerLink);
                    elm.setAttribute("badger-link", "fuck-you-fb");
                    linked[niceHref] = true;
                }

                elm.onclick = function() {
                    console.log('badgered bitch');
                    //badgerLink.click();
                    window.open(niceHref,'_blank');
                    return false;
                };

                elm.setAttribute('data-lynx-mode','shitfuck');
                elm.setAttribute('data-lynx-uri','http://poopy-butt.farts/shit');

                badgered += 1;
            }
        });

        if(timeoutHandle){
            clearTimeout(timeoutHandle);
        }
        //timeoutHandle = setTimeout(badger, 5000);
        console.log("Badgered", badgered);

    };

    badger();

    setInterval(function() {
        console.log(Date(),"💓Badger heartbeat. Timeout handle:",timeoutHandle);
        requestIdle();
    }, 1000 * 30);

    var requestIdle = function() {
        window.requestIdleCallback(function() {
            console.log("Invoking badger via idle callback");
            badger();
            requestIdle();
        });
    };

})();