Make Twitter more bearable

twitter.tampermonkey.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Solidgoldpig Twitter
// @namespace    http://solidgoldpig.com/tampermonkey/twitter
// @version      0.1
// @description  Make Twitter more bearable
// @author       tampermonkey@alex.solidgoldpig.com
// @match        https://twitter.com/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==
/* jshint ignore:start */


// data-testid="tweet"

(function () {
  'use strict'

  const siteCSS = `
body {
  background: #ffffff !important;
}
.home-stream > .stream-items {
  padding-bottom: 90vh !important;
  min-height: 90vh !important;
}
[Xdata-testid="sidebarColumn"],
h2[aria-level="2"][role="heading"],
h2[aria-level="2"][role="heading"] + *,
section[aria-labelledby="accessible-list-2"][role="region"],
[aria-labelledby="accessible-list-3"],
[data-testid="UserCell"],
[data-testid="placementTracking"],
a[href~="/i/connect_people"],
a[href^="/i/"],
.promoted-tweet,
.wtf-module,
.trends,
.Footer {
  display: none !important;
}
.stream-loading,
.stream-items.loading .stream-item,
.seen {
  display: none !important;
}
`

  const siteStyleSheet = document.createElement('style')
  const siteStyleContent = document.createTextNode(siteCSS)
  siteStyleSheet.appendChild(siteStyleContent)
  document.querySelector('head').appendChild(siteStyleSheet)

  console.log('RUNNING TWITTER TAMPERMONKEY SCRIPT');

  // let jQuery
  // window.addEventListener('load', () => {
  //   jQuery = window.jQuery
  // }, false)

  // window.hideTweets = function hideTweets() {
  //   jQuery('.js-stream-item').not('.seen').addClass('seen')
  // }

  // window.showTweets = function showTweets() {
  //   jQuery('.js-stream-item.seen').removeClass('seen')
  // }

  // window.reverseTweets = function reverseTweets() {
  //   const unseen = jQuery('.js-stream-item').not('.seen')
  //   const listdad = unseen.parent()
  //   listdad.prepend(unseen.get().reverse())
  // }

  // window.updateTweets = function updateTweets() {
  //   jQuery('.new-tweets-bar').trigger('click')
  // }

  window.updateTweetsAndReverse = function updateTweetsAndReverse() {
    console.log('Upodating!')
    // jQuery(document).scrollTop(0)
    // window.hideTweets()
    // jQuery('.stream-items').addClass('loading')
    // window.updateTweets()
    // setTimeout(function () {
    //   window.reverseTweets()
    //   jQuery('.stream-items').removeClass('loading')
    //   window.updateDockBadge()
    // }, 1000)
  }

  // window.fluid.dockBadge = '';
  // setTimeout(updateDockBadge, 1000);
  // setInterval(updateDockBadge, 5000);

  // window.updateDockBadge = function updateDockBadge() {
  //   return
  //   // if (!window.jQuery) { return; }
  //   // var items = 0; //jQuery('.js-stream-item').not('.seen').length || 0;
  //   // var unloadeditems = jQuery('.new-tweets-bar').attr('data-item-count');
  //   // if (unloadeditems) {
  //   //     items += Number(unloadeditems);
  //   // }
  //   // items = items || '';
  //   // if (window.fluid.dockBadge !== items) {
  //   //     window.fluid.dockBadge = items;
  //   // }
  // }

  if (window.Shortcut) {
    window.Shortcut.add("Meta+Shift+u", window.updateTweetsAndReverse)
  }
})()

It used to

• hide bits of the interface I didn't want to see
• reverse the order of the tweets
• hide tweets I'd seen

But now, next to nothing any more. :(