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[Wilson] #Texans center Scott Quessenberry has torn his ACL and MCL, per a league source
https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1687188173451870209?s=20
/u/BungoPlease
Good thing we drafted two Centers lol
    /u/JPAnalyst
    Between all of your centers, you still have 5 ACLs and 5 MCLs remaining...for a total of 10 CLs. That’s probably more than most teams.
        /u/BungoPlease
        This is the kind of hard hitting analysis that makes me love you
            /u/atworkjohnny
            He says what we're all thinking.
        /u/___UWotM8
        Let us not forget the PCLs and LCLs.
            /u/JPAnalyst
            Shit...there’s more CLs? What are those used for?
                /u/___UWotM8
                More knee shit. In all seriousness the LCL is opposite the MCL(both of which are on the sides), and the PCL is in the back of the knee, behind the ACL.
                    /u/Mother-Analysis777
                    Don't forget the UCL! (Elbow)
                        /u/noseonarug17
                        There's also an RCL, but I've neved heard of an injury to it
                            /u/Visual-Squirrel3629
                            You ready for absolute insanity? There's also UCL and RCLs in each thumb.
                    /u/InexorableWaffle
                    Just to expand a bit on the LCL and the PCL - the reason you almost never hear about them getting torn in football (and most sports, honestly) is that, given the biomechanics of the knee, it's incredibly unlikely to severely hurt either without completely fucking your knee up in the process. The last complete tear of either I can remember was Marcus Lattimore, for context (though please correct me on that if I'm wrong).
        /u/Cicero912
        Thats almost as many as Real Madrid
            /u/Geg0Nag0
            The subtlety will be lost here but someone saw it
        /u/cococolts
        Growing up I never felt like I had enough CL's , so this is probably good
            /u/JPAnalyst
            You can never have enough CLs.
    /u/TuaAnon
    what did your FO know? lol
        /u/BungoPlease
        That Quessenberry was really really bad last year lol He probably wasn't making the roster anyways. Most sacks allowed by a center last year, and pff had him at a 36.6 overall grade
            /u/Jonjon428
            Kinda crazy that both the Quessenberry on the Texans and the one on the Bills both got shit on for being really bad last year.
                /u/BungoPlease
                Well, we gave one of them Cancer as a rookie, and we took the ACL/MCL from the other one now. NFL is just funny like that
            /u/NeonWarcry
            Looks like we also have 3 ols invited to camp that were udfas
            /u/Luberino_Brochacho
            They've had him as the starter all throughout camp so far which blew my mind given how bad he was last year
            /u/Visual-Squirrel3629
            Maybe Quessenberry is setting up for a rookie of the year situation. Suffer an injury. Then, after coming coming out the cast, possess the ability to snap a football a hundred miles per hour.
/u/SleazyKingLothric
Godbless everyone's mfuckin knees
    /u/BungoPlease
    I read this as McFuckin, and now I want a double cheeseburger
        /u/SmashLikeGaston19
        I'll take 2 McCumsots, no lettuce, add bacon, and large sweet tea
    /u/nickdaman43
        Amen
/u/wavnebee
Brutal. Silver-lining: We get to hear Juice Scruggs’ name earlier and more often!
    /u/BungoPlease
    "And a JUICY block there from Scruggs"
        /u/ironsprints
        Quite the Scruggy Block
    /u/generation_D
    I wanted Scruggs so bad
/u/toq-titan
Good thing Zeke is still available.
/u/jaguar_28
That is a rough day
/u/PhiIKessel
Is it Juice time?
/u/HerbScientist420
God I hate training camp. It’s like the whole off-season, 100 dudes knees have just been waiting for the first opportunity to explode ☹️
/u/YiMyonSin
Sorry for the injury, Houston
/u/Taydogg2000
Probably better off without him. He's a serious liability when he plays.
    /u/RainbowBullsOnParade
    He probably wasn’t earning the job but we’ve got a soft spot for all the Quessenberry brothers out there so I feel terrible for him.
/u/kbutters9
That’s not ideal.
/u/Enterprise90
How many ACLs have been torn this week?
/u/latortillablanca
How many more CLs does this leave him?