fake_name.rb

NAME_PARTS = {
  stems: ["Name", "Bloop", "Fake", "Spoof", "Glorp", "Madeup", "Foob", "Silly",
          "Snoop", "Bob", "Winkle", "Snarf", "Zapp", "Dogg", "Sneeez", "Beard"],
  first_suffixes: ["y", "er", "o", ""],
  last_name_prefixes: ["Mc", "Mac", "Van", "Von", "De", "Da", "O'", "", ""],
  last_name_second_suffixes:  ["pants", "face", "son", "ford", "noggin", "beard", "name", "dogg", "head"], 
}

def fake_name_cleanup(str)
  str.gsub('ee','e')
     .gsub('yy','y')
end

def fake_first_name
  fake_name_cleanup(
    NAME_PARTS[:stems].sample +  
    NAME_PARTS[:first_suffixes].sample
  )
end

def fake_last_name
  fake_name_cleanup(
    NAME_PARTS[:last_name_prefixes].sample + 
    NAME_PARTS[:stems].sample + 
    NAME_PARTS[:first_suffixes].sample +
    NAME_PARTS[:last_name_second_suffixes].sample
  )
end

def fake_name
  fake_first_name + " " + fake_last_name
end