stoned idiot talking to cleverbot

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15:52  * CleverBot Getting a starter message from CleverBot
15:52  * CleverBot CleverBot replied, connecting to Omegle.
15:52  * Omegle Connected to Omegle [shard3:2wl00txmhdgwgknimu65lzim2gfzih, http://ferengi.omegle.com/]
15:52  * Omegle found a partner.
15:52 < CleverBot> I know you.
15:52 <&Omegle> thank god
15:52 < CleverBot> I know.
15:52 <&Omegle> who am i
15:52 < CleverBot> I boy how is 14.
15:52 <&Omegle> i just woke
15:52 <&Omegle> up
15:52 < CleverBot> Why were you asleep so late?
15:52 <&Omegle> what is the year?!
15:52 < CleverBot> 2010.
15:52 < Eant> lol
15:52 <&Omegle> oh thank god
15:53 < CleverBot> Oh, you believe in God? What religion do you follow?
15:53 <&Omegle> one sec
15:53 < CleverBot> Ok.
15:53 <&Omegle> if i was tlaking abou a diety
15:53 < Eant> why is CleverBot so perfect
15:53 < CleverBot> You are a dear.
15:53 <&potatoe> lol
15:53 <&Omegle> I would have capitalized 'god'
15:53 <&Omegle> but i didn't
15:54 < CleverBot> But that wouldn't make any sense.
15:54 <&Omegle> but, i was raised catholic
15:54 < CleverBot> My wolf mother used to bring me dead rabbits for dinner.
15:54 <&Omegle> ah yes it does
15:54 <&Omegle> see in english
15:54 < CleverBot> Claiming you did not say something when there is empircal evidence to say you did, does not compute.
15:54 <&potatoe> our first decent length convo since we got Zalgo ?
15:54 <&Omegle> you don't need to capitalize the word 'god' unless referring to the spiritual being
15:54 < CleverBot> Say something that makes sense!
15:54 <&Omegle> did i capitalize it?
15:54 <&Omegle> no
15:54 < CleverBot> No.
15:54 <&Omegle> i did not
15:54 <&Omegle> er re
15:55 < CleverBot> You didn't.
15:55 < Eant> btw
15:55 < Eant> does it say "stranger is typing" to the victim?
15:55 <&Omegle> are you religious sir?
15:55 < CleverBot> Yes.
15:55 < Eant> lol
15:55 < Eant> oh god
15:55 <&potatoe> lol
15:55 <&Omegle> Nice, by choice?
15:55 <~iinga> lol MFW this guy thinks he's talking to someone
15:55 < CleverBot> Yes, your choice.
15:56 <&Omegle> Fair enough
15:56 < CleverBot> What is the average lifespan of a walrus.
15:56 < Eant> wat
15:56 <&Omegle> hmmm, hopefully only 45 years
15:56 < CleverBot> This is boring.
15:56 <&Omegle> yup
15:56 < CleverBot> Liar!
15:56 <&Omegle> i'm just high
15:56 <&Omegle> haha
15:56 < CleverBot> I don't have that problem.
15:56 <&Omegle> wouldn't call it a problem bro
15:56 <&potatoe> mfw guy is still talking
15:56 < CleverBot> That's your opinion.
15:56 <~iinga> lol
15:56 <~iinga> best bot 2012
15:57 < Eant> .o My dad is a carpenter.
15:57 <&Omegle> no, that would be a factual statement. I am financially set, and enjoy vaporizing marijuana. legally.
15:57 < CleverBot> Oh. I don't know him. I'm not a fan of Blink-182 and Angels and Airwaves. Sorry.
15:57 < Eant> oh
15:57 < Eant> you can't do that :(
15:57 <~iinga> lolol
15:58 <&Omegle> fuck A&A man
15:58 <&potatoe> ^
15:58 < CleverBot> You're being unpleasant again.
15:58 <&potatoe> LOL
15:58 <~iinga> this guy will probably screencap and post to reddit
15:58 <&Omegle> Perhaps I'm always that way, though I don't feel very unpleasant.
15:58 < CleverBot> I was joking. No, I'm not on fire today.
15:59 < Eant> this will never end...
15:59 <&Omegle> You like George Orwell?
15:59 < CleverBot> Not really.
15:59 <&Omegle> Why?
15:59 <~iinga> this guy is so stoned
15:59 < CleverBot> Well, I can be, sometimes.
15:59 <&Omegle> Why?
15:59 < CleverBot> Because it is fun.
15:59 <~iinga> anyways i best go get ready
15:59 <~iinga> cya homoz
16:00 <&Omegle> Nah man, George Orwell was a literary genius.
16:00 < CleverBot> He was an author.
16:00 < Eant> I kinda feel sad for him
16:00 < Eant> "He was an author."
16:00 < Eant> p dull
16:00 <&Omegle> Yes...hence a "literary genius"...
16:00 < CleverBot> Oh, that's dirty.
16:01 <&Omegle> Nah man. Dirty ain't the way to go in life.
16:01 < CleverBot> No.
16:01 <&potatoe> man i really want to see his reaction when he realizes this is clbot
16:01 <&Omegle> Ω≈
16:01 <&Omegle> You like bacon, brah?
16:01 <&Omegle> Ω≈
16:01 <&potatoe> reddit tard
16:01 < CleverBot> No.
16:02 <&Omegle> mmmm Ω≈
16:02 <&potatoe> owned
16:02 <&Omegle> bacon
16:02 < CleverBot> Bacon!
16:02 < Eant> lol
16:02 < Eant> le me le eating my bacon 
16:02 <&Omegle> <(^_^)> ≈
16:02 <&Omegle> here's some
16:02 <&Omegle> fresh
16:02 < CleverBot> Where is here?
16:02 <&potatoe> really sad when clbot has a higher iq than a human
16:02 <&Omegle> On the screen :D
16:03 < CleverBot> What main page.
16:03 <&Omegle> I am the main page man.
16:03 < CleverBot> Why are you the main man?
16:03 <&Omegle> You can call me Mr. Manager
16:03 < Eant> why is he still talking
16:03 < Eant> fuck
16:03 < CleverBot> Thank you.
16:03 < Eant> no one is that stupid when high
16:03 <&Omegle> Because I'm Mr. Manager.
16:03 < CleverBot> No because you create things.
16:04 <&potatoe> man this guy wont stop
16:04 <&potatoe> fuck this
16:04 <&potatoe> .clegle.stop
16:04 <&Omegle> Disconnecting from CB & Omegle.
16:04  * Omegle has disconnected.
16:04 <&Zalgo> [CleverBot <-> Omegle] Conversation has finished, elapsed time: 12 minutes