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const dictionary = { | |
words: [ | |
`accountable talk`, | |
`action item`, | |
`after I ran into Helen at a restaurant, I realized she was just office pretty`, | |
`anti-pattern`, | |
`are there any leftovers in the kitchen?`, | |
`are we in agreeance`, | |
`at the end of the day`, | |
`back of the net`, | |
`back to the drawing-board`, | |
`bake it in`, | |
`baseline`, | |
`baseline the procedure and samepage your department`, | |
`beef up`, | |
`bells and whistles`, | |
`bench mark`, | |
`best practices`, | |
`bleeding edge`, | |
`blue money`, | |
`blue sky`, | |
`blue sky thinking`, | |
`Bob called an all-hands this afternoon`, | |
`bottleneck mice`, | |
`can I just chime in on that one`, | |
`can we align on lunch orders`, | |
`can we take this offline`, | |
`can you ballpark the cost per unit for me`, | |
`cannibalize`, | |
`churning anomalies`, | |
`clear blue water`, | |
`close the loop`, | |
`closer to the metal`, | |
`cloud strategy`, | |
`collaboration through advanced technlogy`, | |
`come up with something buzzworthy`, | |
`commitment to the cause `, | |
`core competencies`, | |
`critical mass`, | |
`criticality `, | |
`cross functional teams enable out of the box brainstorming`, | |
`cross sabers`, | |
`cross-pollination`, | |
`curate`, | |
`customer centric`, | |
`data-point`, | |
`deliverables`, | |
`deploy`, | |
`design thinking`, | |
`digital literacy`, | |
`digitalize`, | |
`diversify kpis`, | |
`dog and pony show`, | |
`dogpile that`, | |
`draw a line in the sand`, | |
`drill down`, | |
`drink from the firehose`, | |
`drink the Kool-aid`, | |
`driving the initiative forward`, | |
`drop-dead date`, | |
`due diligence`, | |
`enough to wash your face`, | |
`even dead cats bounce`, | |
`execute `, | |
`face time`, | |
`feature creep`, | |
`fire up your browser`, | |
`first-order optimal strategies`, | |
`forcing function `, | |
`future-proof`, | |
`gain traction`, | |
`gain traction`, | |
`game plan`, | |
`game-plan`, | |
`get all your ducks in a row`, | |
`get buy-in`, | |
`get six alpha pups in here for a focus group`, | |
`globalize`, | |
`goalposts`, | |
`going forward`, | |
`going forward`, | |
`golden goose`, | |
`good optics`, | |
`granularity`, | |
`great plan! let me diarize this, and we can synchronise ourselves at a later timepoint`, | |
`guerrilla marketing`, | |
`hammer out`, | |
`hard stop`, | |
`helicopter view`, | |
`herding cats`, | |
`high touch client`, | |
`high turnaround rate`, | |
`high-level`, | |
`highlights `, | |
`hit the ground running`, | |
`hit the ground running`, | |
`horsehead offer`, | |
`i also believe it's important for every member to be involved and invested in our company and this is one way to do so`, | |
`i am dead inside`, | |
`i don't want to drain the whole swamp, i just want to shoot some alligators`, | |
`I have zero cycles for this`, | |
`I just wanted to give you a heads-up`, | |
`idea shower`, | |
`if you want to motivate these clowns, try less carrot and more stick`, | |
`i'll book a meeting so we can solution this before the sprint is over`, | |
`imagineer`, | |
`in this space`, | |
`innovation is hot right now`, | |
`into the weeds`, | |
`it just needs more cowbell`, | |
`it's a simple lift and shift job`, | |
`July, 1 2015 - 1:03pm`, | |
`killing it`, | |
`knowledge is power`, | |
`knowledge process outsourcing`, | |
`ladder up / ladder back to the strategy`, | |
`let's unpack that later`, | |
`level the playing field`, | |
`locked and loaded`, | |
`loop back`, | |
`low-hanging fruit`, | |
`low-hanging fruit`, | |
`make sure to include in your wheelhouse`, | |
`March, 15 2017 - 10:59am`, | |
`market-facing`, | |
`meeting assassin`, | |
`message the initiative`, | |
`mobile friendly`, | |
`move the needle`, | |
`moving the goalposts`, | |
`nail jelly to the hothouse wall`, | |
`new economy`, | |
`no scraps hit the floor`, | |
`not a hill to die on`, | |
`not enough bandwidth`, | |
`not the long pole in my tent`, | |
`obviously`, | |
`old boys club`, | |
`on your plate`, | |
`on-brand but completeley fresh`, | |
`one-sheet`, | |
`open door policy`, | |
`organic growth`, | |
`organic growth`, | |
`out of scope`, | |
`out of the loop`, | |
`overcome key issues to meet key milestones`, | |
`paddle on both sides`, | |
`personal development`, | |
`pig in a python`, | |
`pipeline`, | |
`pixel pushing`, | |
`player-coach`, | |
`please advise soonest`, | |
`please use "solutionise" instead of solution ideas! :)`, | |
`powerpoint Bunny`, | |
`powerPointless`, | |
`prairie dogging`, | |
`prethink`, | |
`price point`, | |
`proceduralize`, | |
`product management breakout fastworks`, | |
`productize`, | |
`programmatically`, | |
`pro-sumer software`, | |
`pull in ten extra bodies to help roll the tortoise`, | |
`pulling teeth`, | |
`punter`, | |
`push back`, | |
`put a record on and see who dances`, | |
`put in in a deck for our standup today`, | |
`put your feelers out`, | |
`Q1`, | |
`quarterly sales are at an all-time low`, | |
`quick win`, | |
`race without a finish line`, | |
`ramp up`, | |
`reach out`, | |
`red flag`, | |
`re-inventing the wheel`, | |
`rock Star/Ninja`, | |
`root-and-branch review`, | |
`run it up the flag pole`, | |
`run it up the flagpole`, | |
`run it up the flagpole, ping the boss and circle back`, | |
`sacred cow`, | |
`screw the pooch`, | |
`shelfware`, | |
`shoot me an email`, | |
`shotgun approach`, | |
`show pony`, | |
`social currency`, | |
`staff engagement`, | |
`strategic fit`, | |
`strategic high-level 30,000 ft view`, | |
`strategic staircase`, | |
`streamline`, | |
`synergize productive mindfulness`, | |
`table the discussion `, | |
`take five, punch the tree, and come back in here with a clear head`, | |
`tbrand terrorists`, | |
`that jerk from finance really threw me under the bus`, | |
`the last person we talked to said this would be ready`, | |
`thinking outside the box`, | |
`this is a no-brainer`, | |
`this is meaningless`, | |
`this is not the hill i want to die on`, | |
`this proposal is a win-win situation which will cause a stellar paradigm shift, and produce a multi-fold increase in deliverables`, | |
`this vendor is incompetent `, | |
`those options are already baked in with this model`, | |
`thought shower`, | |
`three-martini lunch`, | |
`time to open the kimono`, | |
`time vampire`, | |
`timeframe`, | |
`to be inspired is to become creative, innovative and energized we want this philosophy to trickle down to all our stakeholders`, | |
`touch base`, | |
`translating our vision of having a market leading platfrom`, | |
`t-shaped individual`, | |
`turd polishing`, | |
`UI`, | |
`ultimate measure of success`, | |
`upsell`, | |
`usabiltiy`, | |
`UX`, | |
`value prop`, | |
`value-added`, | |
`vertical integration`, | |
`viral engagement`, | |
`waste of resources`, | |
`we are running out of runway`, | |
`we don't want to boil the ocean`, | |
`we just need to put these last issues to bed`, | |
`we need a paradigm shift`, | |
`we need a recap by eod, cob or whatever comes first`, | |
`we need distributors to evangelize the new line to local markets`, | |
`we need more paper`, | |
`we need to button up our approach`, | |
`we need to dialog around your choice of work attire`, | |
`we need to future-proof this`, | |
`we need to harvest synergy effects`, | |
`we need to have a Come to Jesus meeting with Phil about his attitude`, | |
`we need to leverage our synergies`, | |
`we need to socialize the comms with the wider stakeholder community`, | |
`we need to start advertising on social media`, | |
`we want to see more charts`, | |
`we're ahead of the curve on that one`, | |
`we've got to manage that low hanging fruit`, | |
`what do you feel you would bring to the table if you were hired for this position`, | |
`what's the status on the deliverables for eow?`, | |
`wheelhouse`, | |
`when does this sunset? `, | |
`where do we stand on the latest client ask`, | |
`where the metal hits the meat`, | |
`who's responsible for the ask for this request?`, | |
`wiggle room`, | |
`window-licker`, | |
`win-win`, | |
`win-win-win`, | |
`work`, | |
`work flows `, | |
`you better eat a reality sandwich before you walk back in that boardroom`, | |
`your work on this project has been really impactful` | |
] | |
} |
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