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Office ipsum dictionary
const dictionary = {
words: [
`accountable talk`,
`action item`,
`after I ran into Helen at a restaurant, I realized she was just office pretty`,
`anti-pattern`,
`are there any leftovers in the kitchen?`,
`are we in agreeance`,
`at the end of the day`,
`back of the net`,
`back to the drawing-board`,
`bake it in`,
`baseline`,
`baseline the procedure and samepage your department`,
`beef up`,
`bells and whistles`,
`bench mark`,
`best practices`,
`bleeding edge`,
`blue money`,
`blue sky`,
`blue sky thinking`,
`Bob called an all-hands this afternoon`,
`bottleneck mice`,
`can I just chime in on that one`,
`can we align on lunch orders`,
`can we take this offline`,
`can you ballpark the cost per unit for me`,
`cannibalize`,
`churning anomalies`,
`clear blue water`,
`close the loop`,
`closer to the metal`,
`cloud strategy`,
`collaboration through advanced technlogy`,
`come up with something buzzworthy`,
`commitment to the cause `,
`core competencies`,
`critical mass`,
`criticality `,
`cross functional teams enable out of the box brainstorming`,
`cross sabers`,
`cross-pollination`,
`curate`,
`customer centric`,
`data-point`,
`deliverables`,
`deploy`,
`design thinking`,
`digital literacy`,
`digitalize`,
`diversify kpis`,
`dog and pony show`,
`dogpile that`,
`draw a line in the sand`,
`drill down`,
`drink from the firehose`,
`drink the Kool-aid`,
`driving the initiative forward`,
`drop-dead date`,
`due diligence`,
`enough to wash your face`,
`even dead cats bounce`,
`execute `,
`face time`,
`feature creep`,
`fire up your browser`,
`first-order optimal strategies`,
`forcing function `,
`future-proof`,
`gain traction`,
`gain traction`,
`game plan`,
`game-plan`,
`get all your ducks in a row`,
`get buy-in`,
`get six alpha pups in here for a focus group`,
`globalize`,
`goalposts`,
`going forward`,
`going forward`,
`golden goose`,
`good optics`,
`granularity`,
`great plan! let me diarize this, and we can synchronise ourselves at a later timepoint`,
`guerrilla marketing`,
`hammer out`,
`hard stop`,
`helicopter view`,
`herding cats`,
`high touch client`,
`high turnaround rate`,
`high-level`,
`highlights `,
`hit the ground running`,
`hit the ground running`,
`horsehead offer`,
`i also believe it's important for every member to be involved and invested in our company and this is one way to do so`,
`i am dead inside`,
`i don't want to drain the whole swamp, i just want to shoot some alligators`,
`I have zero cycles for this`,
`I just wanted to give you a heads-up`,
`idea shower`,
`if you want to motivate these clowns, try less carrot and more stick`,
`i'll book a meeting so we can solution this before the sprint is over`,
`imagineer`,
`in this space`,
`innovation is hot right now`,
`into the weeds`,
`it just needs more cowbell`,
`it's a simple lift and shift job`,
`July, 1 2015 - 1:03pm`,
`killing it`,
`knowledge is power`,
`knowledge process outsourcing`,
`ladder up / ladder back to the strategy`,
`let's unpack that later`,
`level the playing field`,
`locked and loaded`,
`loop back`,
`low-hanging fruit`,
`low-hanging fruit`,
`make sure to include in your wheelhouse`,
`March, 15 2017 - 10:59am`,
`market-facing`,
`meeting assassin`,
`message the initiative`,
`mobile friendly`,
`move the needle`,
`moving the goalposts`,
`nail jelly to the hothouse wall`,
`new economy`,
`no scraps hit the floor`,
`not a hill to die on`,
`not enough bandwidth`,
`not the long pole in my tent`,
`obviously`,
`old boys club`,
`on your plate`,
`on-brand but completeley fresh`,
`one-sheet`,
`open door policy`,
`organic growth`,
`organic growth`,
`out of scope`,
`out of the loop`,
`overcome key issues to meet key milestones`,
`paddle on both sides`,
`personal development`,
`pig in a python`,
`pipeline`,
`pixel pushing`,
`player-coach`,
`please advise soonest`,
`please use "solutionise" instead of solution ideas! :)`,
`powerpoint Bunny`,
`powerPointless`,
`prairie dogging`,
`prethink`,
`price point`,
`proceduralize`,
`product management breakout fastworks`,
`productize`,
`programmatically`,
`pro-sumer software`,
`pull in ten extra bodies to help roll the tortoise`,
`pulling teeth`,
`punter`,
`push back`,
`put a record on and see who dances`,
`put in in a deck for our standup today`,
`put your feelers out`,
`Q1`,
`quarterly sales are at an all-time low`,
`quick win`,
`race without a finish line`,
`ramp up`,
`reach out`,
`red flag`,
`re-inventing the wheel`,
`rock Star/Ninja`,
`root-and-branch review`,
`run it up the flag pole`,
`run it up the flagpole`,
`run it up the flagpole, ping the boss and circle back`,
`sacred cow`,
`screw the pooch`,
`shelfware`,
`shoot me an email`,
`shotgun approach`,
`show pony`,
`social currency`,
`staff engagement`,
`strategic fit`,
`strategic high-level 30,000 ft view`,
`strategic staircase`,
`streamline`,
`synergize productive mindfulness`,
`table the discussion `,
`take five, punch the tree, and come back in here with a clear head`,
`tbrand terrorists`,
`that jerk from finance really threw me under the bus`,
`the last person we talked to said this would be ready`,
`thinking outside the box`,
`this is a no-brainer`,
`this is meaningless`,
`this is not the hill i want to die on`,
`this proposal is a win-win situation which will cause a stellar paradigm shift, and produce a multi-fold increase in deliverables`,
`this vendor is incompetent `,
`those options are already baked in with this model`,
`thought shower`,
`three-martini lunch`,
`time to open the kimono`,
`time vampire`,
`timeframe`,
`to be inspired is to become creative, innovative and energized we want this philosophy to trickle down to all our stakeholders`,
`touch base`,
`translating our vision of having a market leading platfrom`,
`t-shaped individual`,
`turd polishing`,
`UI`,
`ultimate measure of success`,
`upsell`,
`usabiltiy`,
`UX`,
`value prop`,
`value-added`,
`vertical integration`,
`viral engagement`,
`waste of resources`,
`we are running out of runway`,
`we don't want to boil the ocean`,
`we just need to put these last issues to bed`,
`we need a paradigm shift`,
`we need a recap by eod, cob or whatever comes first`,
`we need distributors to evangelize the new line to local markets`,
`we need more paper`,
`we need to button up our approach`,
`we need to dialog around your choice of work attire`,
`we need to future-proof this`,
`we need to harvest synergy effects`,
`we need to have a Come to Jesus meeting with Phil about his attitude`,
`we need to leverage our synergies`,
`we need to socialize the comms with the wider stakeholder community`,
`we need to start advertising on social media`,
`we want to see more charts`,
`we're ahead of the curve on that one`,
`we've got to manage that low hanging fruit`,
`what do you feel you would bring to the table if you were hired for this position`,
`what's the status on the deliverables for eow?`,
`wheelhouse`,
`when does this sunset? `,
`where do we stand on the latest client ask`,
`where the metal hits the meat`,
`who's responsible for the ask for this request?`,
`wiggle room`,
`window-licker`,
`win-win`,
`win-win-win`,
`work`,
`work flows `,
`you better eat a reality sandwich before you walk back in that boardroom`,
`your work on this project has been really impactful`
]
}
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