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Cumberbatch name generator for hubot that does not require the tumblr blog or twitter feed
# Description:
# Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator
# Names taken from http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/
#
# Commands:
# hubot cumberbatch (me) - generates a fairly Cumberbatchy name
_ = require "lodash"
firstnames = ["Bumblebee", "Bandersnatch", "Broccoli", "Rinkydink", "Bombadil", "Boilerdang", "Bandicoot", "Fragglerock", "Muffintop", "Congleton", "Blubberdick", "Buffalo", "Benadryl", "Butterfree", "Burberry", "Whippersnatch", "Buttermilk", "Beezlebub", "Budapest", "Boilerdang", "Blubberwhale", "Bumberstump", "Bulbasaur", "Cogglesnatch", "Liverswort", "Bodybuild", "Johnnycash", "Bendydick", "Burgerking", "Bonaparte", "Bunsenburner", "Billiardball", "Bukkake", "Baseballmitt", "Blubberbutt", "Baseballbat", "Rumblesack", "Barister", "Danglerack", "Rinkydink", "Bombadil", "Honkytonk", "Billyray", "Bumbleshack", "Snorkeldink", "Anglerfish", "Beetlejuice", "Bedlington", "Bandicoot", "Boobytrap", "Blenderdick", "Bentobox", "Anallube", "Pallettown", "Wimbledon", "Buttercup", "Blasphemy", "Syphilis", "Snorkeldink", "Brandenburg", "Barbituate", "Snozzlebert", "Tiddleywomp", "Bouillabaisse", "Wellington", "Benetton", "Bendandsnap", "Timothy", "Brewery", "Bentobox", "Brandybuck", "Benjamin", "Buckminster", "Bourgeoisie", "Bakery", "Oscarbait", "Buckyball", "Bourgeoisie", "Burlington", "Buckingham", "Barnoldswick"]
lastnames = ["Coddleswort", "Crumplesack", "Curdlesnoot", "Calldispatch", "Humperdinck", "Rivendell", "Cuttlefish", "Lingerie", "Vegemite", "Ampersand", "Cumberbund", "Candycrush", "Clombyclomp", "Cragglethatch", "Nottinghill", "Cabbagepatch", "Camouflage","Creamsicle", "Curdlemilk", "Upperclass", "Frumblesnatch", "Crumplehorn", "Talisman", "Candlestick", "Chesterfield", "Bumbersplat", "Scratchnsniff", "Snugglesnatch", "Charizard", "Carrotstick", "Cumbercooch", "Crackerjack", "Crucifix", "Cuckatoo", "Cockletit", "Collywog", "Capncrunch", "Covergirl", "Cumbersnatch", "Countryside","Coggleswort", "Splishnsplash", "Copperwire", "Animorph", "Curdledmilk", "Cheddarcheese", "Cottagecheese", "Crumplehorn", "Snickersbar", "Banglesnatch", "Stinkyrash", "Cameltoe", "Chickenbroth", "Concubine", "Candygram", "Moldyspore", "Chuckecheese", "Cankersore", "Crimpysnitch", "Wafflesmack", "Chowderpants", "Toodlesnoot", "Clavichord", "Cuckooclock", "Oxfordshire", "Cumbersome", "Chickenstrips", "Battleship", "Commonwealth", "Cunningsnatch", "Custardbath", "Kryptonite", "Curdlesnoot", "Cummerbund", "Coochyrash", "Crackerdong", "Crackerdong", "Curdledong", "Crackersprout", "Crumplebutt", "Colonist", "Coochierash"]
fullnames = ["Wimbledon Tennismatch", "Rinkydink Curdlesnoot", "Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan", "Benadryl Claritin", "Bombadil Rivendell", "Wanda's Crotchfruit", "Wanda's Crotchfruit", "Biblical Concubine", "Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan", "Syphilis Cankersore", "Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan", "Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch", "Wanda's Son", "Buckminster Fullerene", "Bourgeoisie Capitalist"]
module.exports = (robot) ->
robot.respond /cumberbatch( me)?/i, (msg) ->
if _.random(0, 10) > 9
msg.reply msg.random fullnames
else
msg.reply "#{msg.random firstnames} #{msg.random lastnames}"
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