OSX Keyboard TextExpander Text Emoji Pack - see comments for instructions

osx_keyboard_textexpander_emoji.plist

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC "-//Apple//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN" "http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd">
<plist version="1.0">
<array>
	<dict>
		<key>phrase</key>
		<string> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻</string>
		<key>shortcut</key>
		<string>e1</string>
	</dict>
	<dict>
		<key>phrase</key>
		<string>¯\_(ツ)_/¯</string>
		<key>shortcut</key>
		<string>e2</string>
	</dict>
	<dict>
		<key>phrase</key>
		<string>ಠ_ಠ</string>
		<key>shortcut</key>
		<string>e3</string>
	</dict>
	<dict>
		<key>phrase</key>
		<string>ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ</string>
		<key>shortcut</key>
		<string>e4</string>
	</dict>
	<dict>
		<key>phrase</key>
		<string>[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]</string>
		<key>shortcut</key>
		<string>e5</string>
	</dict>
	<dict>
		<key>phrase</key>
		<string>ლ(´ڡ`ლ)</string>
		<key>shortcut</key>
		<string>e6</string>
	</dict>
	<dict>
		<key>phrase</key>
		<string>(｡ŏ﹏ŏ)</string>
		<key>shortcut</key>
		<string>e7</string>
	</dict>
	<dict>
		<key>phrase</key>
		<string>(｡&gt;﹏&lt;｡)</string>
		<key>shortcut</key>
		<string>e8</string>
	</dict>
	<dict>
		<key>phrase</key>
		<string>(ಥ﹏ಥ)</string>
		<key>shortcut</key>
		<string>e9</string>
	</dict>
</array>
</plist>

1. Download the above file
2. Open System Preferences > Keyboard > Text
3. Drag the file you saved onto the System Preferences Window (over left half to add)

Now you can type e1 -> e9 to find an emoji you like. Feel free to rename the shortcuts : )
I used e1->e9 so you can quickly find a different emoji without having to remember all the names. The most common seem to be e1->e3

Go forth and rage emoji (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻