My zshrc. The .sh extension is just for pretty colors.

.zshrc.sh

#################
# Ugly Ass Code #
#################
autoload colors zsh/terminfo
if [[ "$terminfo[colors]" -ge 8 ]]; then
    colors
fi
for color in red green yellow blue magenta cyan white; do
    eval col_$color='%{$terminfo[bold]$fg[${(L)color}]%}'
    eval col2_$color='%{$fg[${(L)color}]%}'
    (( count = $count + 1 ))
done
nocolor="%{$terminfo[sgr0]%}"

#########################
# Linux Terminal Colors #
#########################
if [ "$TERM" = "linux" ]; then
    echo -en "\e]P01A1A1A" #black
    echo -en "\e]P8554444" #darkgrey
    echo -en "\e]P1EA6868" #darkred
    echo -en "\e]P9FF7272" #red
    echo -en "\e]P2B6E77D" #darkgreen
    echo -en "\e]PA9EAD72" #green
    echo -en "\e]P3DBBB4B" #brown
    echo -en "\e]PBDD7D33" #yellow
    echo -en "\e]P44385EE" #darkblue
    echo -en "\e]PC66D9EF" #blue
    echo -en "\e]P575507B" #darkmagenta
    echo -en "\e]PDAD7FA8" #magenta
    echo -en "\e]P65E7175" #darkcyan
    echo -en "\e]PEA3BABF" #cyan
    echo -en "\e]P7F2F2F2" #lightgrey
    echo -en "\e]PFACACAB" #white
    clear #for background artifacting
fi

###########
# Exports #
###########
export LESS_TERMCAP_mb=$'\E[01;31m'
export LESS_TERMCAP_md=$'\E[01;31m'
export LESS_TERMCAP_me=$'\E[0m'
export LESS_TERMCAP_se=$'\E[0m'
export LESS_TERMCAP_so=$'\E[01;44;30m'
export LESS_TERMCAP_ue=$'\E[0m'
export LESS_TERMCAP_us=$'\E[01;32m'
export EDITOR=vim
export MOZ_DISABLE_PANGO=1
export XDG_DESKTOP_DIR="/home/square"

############
# Keybinds #
############
bindkey "\e[1~" beginning-of-line
bindkey "\e[4~" end-of-line
bindkey "\e[5~" beginning-of-history
bindkey "\e[6~" end-of-history
bindkey "\e[3~" delete-char
bindkey "\e[2~" quoted-insert
bindkey "\e[5C" forward-word
bindkey "\e[5D" backward-word
bindkey "\e\e[C" forward-word
bindkey "\e\e[D" backward-word
bindkey "^H" backward-delete-word

##############
# Completion #
##############
zstyle ':completion:*' group-name ''
zstyle ':completion:*' insert-unambiguous true
zstyle ':completion:*' list-prompt %SAt %p: Hit TAB for more, or the character to insert%s
zstyle :compinstall filename '/home/square/.zshrc'
autoload -Uz compinit
compinit

#################
# Misc Settings #
#################
HISTFILE=~/.histfile
HISTSIZE=1000
SAVEHIST=3000
bindkey -e
eval "`dircolors -b ~/.dirColorsJES`"
setopt prompt_subst

##########
# PROMPT #
##########
#
#PROMPT='${PR_LIGHT_BLUE}┌$(battery)${PR_LIGHT_BLUE}
#${PR_LIGHT_BLUE}└< ${col_white}%~${nocolor} ${PR_LIGHT_BLUE}> ${nocolor}'
#RPROMPT='$(battery)'

function precmd { 
        PR_PWD=$(pwd | sed 's/\/home\/square/~/g')
        (( PR_PWDSIZE=${#PR_PWD} + 26 ))
        (( TERMWIDTH = ${COLUMNS} - 1 ))
        PR_FILLER=${(l.(($TERMWIDTH - $PR_PWDSIZE))..─.)}
        if [[ $PR_PWDSIZE -gt $TERMWIDTH ]]; then
                ENDER=$(battery)
        else
                ENDER=$col_blue$PR_FILLER$(battery)
        fi
}

prompty () {
        PROMPT='
$col2_red}╼ $col_white%~$nocolor $col_red╾$nocolor$ENDER$col_red╼
└$col2_red╼$nocolor '
}

#prompty

PROMPT='$col_red┌╼[ $col_white%~$nocolor $col_red]
$col_red└╼>$nocolor '
PS2="$col_red─╼$nocolor"
PS3="$col_red──╼$nocolor"


###########
# Aliases #
###########
alias ls='ls -F --color=auto --group-directories-first'
alias ll='ls -gGFh --time-style=+"│" --color=auto --group-directories-first'
alias la='ls -lGAFh --color=auto --group-directories-first'

alias pacS='pacman -S'
alias pacSyu='pacman -Syu'
alias pacSs='pacman -Ss'
alias pacU='pacman -U'
alias pacR='pacman -R'
alias pacQ='pacman -Q'
#alias pacS='sudo pacman -S'
#alias pacSyu='sudo pacman -Syu'
#alias pacSs='pacman -Ss'
#alias pacU='sudo pacman -U'
#alias pacR='sudo pacman -R'

alias clyS='clyde -S'
alias clySyu='clyde -Syu'
alias clySs='clyde -Ss --repos'
alias clySsa='clyde -Ss'
alias clyU='clyde -U'
alias clyR='clyde -R'
alias clyQ='clyde -Q'

alias gist="pygist"

alias tmuxn='tmux'
alias tmux='tmux -2u'

alias batterypower='sudo /root/lowcpu.sh'
alias plugpower='sudo /root/maxcpu.sh'

alias mountiso='sudo mount -t iso9660 -o loop'

alias slurpy='slurpy -c'
alias cower='cower -c'

alias NAO='telnet nethack.alt.org -l Squareee:PASSWORD'

# Weird behavior when done all at once consecutively. :/
alias 19inch='xrandr --output VGA1 --mode 1024x768 --rate 75.1'
alias 19inch2='xrandr --output LVDS1 --off && xrandr --output VGA1 --primary'

alias 19inchoff='xrandr --output LVDS1 --auto && xrandr --output VGA1 --off'

alias less="~/.vim/macros/less.sh"

#############
# Functions #
#############
extract () {
if [[ "$#" == "1" ]]; then
  if [[ -f $1 ]]; then
      case $1 in
          *.tar.bz2)   tar xvjf $1    ;;
          *.tar.gz)    tar xvzf $1    ;;
          *.bz2)       bunzip2 $1     ;;
          *.rar)       unrar x $1       ;;
          *.gz)        gunzip $1      ;;
          *.tar)       tar xvf $1     ;;
          *.tbz2)      tar xvjf $1    ;;
          *.tgz)       tar xvzf $1    ;;
          *.zip)       unzip $1       ;;
          *.Z)         uncompress $1  ;;
          *.7z)        7z x $1        ;;
          *)           echo "don't know how to extract '$1'..." ;;
      esac
  else
      echo "'$1' is not a valid file!"
  fi
else
  echo "Must provide only one argument!"
fi
}

pastie () {
if [[ "$#" == "1" ]]; then
  if [[ -f $1 ]]; then
      case $1 in
          *.py)         wgetpaste -l "Python" $1      ;;
          *.rb)         wgetpaste -l "Ruby" $1        ;;
          *.sh)         wgetpaste -l "Bash" $1        ;;
          *.patch)      wgetpaste -l "Diff" $1        ;;
          *.hs)         wgetpaste -l "Haskell" $1     ;;
          *.xml)        wgetpaste -l "XML" $1         ;;
          *)            wgetpaste $1                  ;;
      esac
  else
      echo "Failed to do anything with '$1'"
  fi
else
  echo "Need one and only one argument."
fi
}

# I don't even use clyde, but wtf :D
clyde() {
    case $1 in
        (-Ss | -Si | -Q* | -T | -G)
            /usr/bin/clyde "$@" ;;
        (-S* | -R* | -U | *)
            /usr/bin/sudo /usr/bin/clyde "$@" ;;
    esac
}

pacman() {
    case $1 in
        (-Ss | -Si | -Q* | -T | -V | --version)
            /usr/bin/pacman "$@" ;;
        (-S* | -R* | -U | *)
            /usr/bin/sudo /usr/bin/pacman "$@" ;;
    esac
}

quickaur() {
if [[ "$#" == "1" ]]; then
  cd ~/abs

  if [[ -d $1 ]]; then
    echo "Directory already exists."

  else
    cower -d $1

    if [[ -d $1 ]]; then
        builtin cd $1
        makepkg -sic

    fi
  fi
else
  echo "Need one and only one argument."
fi
}   

wiki() { dig +short txt $1.wp.dg.cx }

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