DDLC Litchain backlog +0800 1457hrs

litchain_backlog_3.txt

It was 3 in the morning when Sayori called me while I was asleep. I was still tripping from acid from tequilla last night because of a freak accident of mistakenly drinking that from milk. Even with a heavy head and a blurry vision, I had to answer it.

"Who is this?" I muttered while still stretching.

"Hey, it's Sayori. Can you come over here quick, we have a problem. It's Natsuki."

I jolted quickly after hearing she urgently needs me. By the time I got there, is also the time I forgot to take a shower. 

Nevertheless, I rang her room's bell and Sayori greeted me with messed up hair and her tired look.

"Oh, wow, have you-"
"Help me...!" she groaned while holding over my chest. I looked over and saw Natsuki with cat ears peeked and glared at us.

I don't know if this is a side effect of drinking acid or something but this might be an issue.

Or I might be still tripping again.

"Nya, nya, nyaaaan~" I know life didn't make much sense to me but this was too much. I just stood there with my mouth open wide wondering whether I didn't sniff an entire bottle of glue by accident.

"Jeez, that tequi- uhm milk had to be off by at least a few decades..." I didn't want to seem like a drunk or something so I just went with the milk.

"What are you talking about? Save me before she claws my eyes out!" Sayori shouted as she tried to fend off the kitty with a chair. For some reason the obvious smell of alcohol didn't tip off the fact I was hammered, or at least to her. Never change, Sayori.

I really can't do much so I managed to get into the refrigaerator quick. I grabbed a fish from the chiller and waved it. 

It caught Natsuki's attention and tried to aggressively attack me but with a stroke of luck I slapped her a couple of times
with the trout's carcass and knocked her cold (The trout was actually frozen by the way).

I turned to Sayori, while dropping the frozen trout.

"How the fuck is she acting like that?" I asked.

"Long story short: M-Monika made her a cat."

"Monika did WHAT!?"

And at this point I knew we have a actual issue, even I still think I'm tripping.

I'm gonna need psychological evaluation after this.

Normally I'm not the one to dislike catgirls - they're one big weakness of mine but this just seemed ridiculous. And how in the heck did Monika manage to turn her into a cat?!

"Sayori..."

"Huh? Uwaaaaa!" Before she could respond properly I was shaking her back and forth heavily.

"What in the fucking heck is going on?! It's freaking the everliving shit out of my arse!"

"W-we better call Monika and Yuri real quick..." She said as she seems battered after the ordeal. I don't know how long it went but I think I don't want any part of it.

"Right..." As I dropped Sayori, tied the kitty by the hands and called them both. Sayori just laid there, tired and staring at the ceiling with a smug look.

"My battle is over...." she murmured in a soft, whiny voice.

"...Oh?"

"What the actual fuck, Monika?! A neko, really?”

"... Oh. That... Ahaha~ Well, you must say she looks adorable, no?"

If this was an anime, that typical sweatdrop would cover a part of my head. But yeah, she was right, she looked cute. As I tried with all my might to NOT get a nosebleed, I recollected myself.

"So how are you gonna fix this?!”

"Just bring her over to school, we'll see"

I sighed. Having to carry a tied up catgirl to school in the open isn't the only thing I was concerned about, I'd rather not feel the wrath of the furry rascal laying next to me.

I had no choice but to bring her over. I had no idea but I don't feel like carrying a catgirl to school.

When I reached the clubroom, Monika and Sayori were already waiting.

"Was I late?" I asked.

"Nope." said Monika who commanded me to put the neko down.

"W-What is going on nya?" Natsuki asked while trembling.

"you..." Sayori glared at her angrily.... In a degree she almost will melt her with that glare.