If the multiverse theory is true, there is a universe where you are smart.
Oranges is the most influential name for a food, while meatballs is just the laziest and worst.
A cremation technician could conduct the perfect murder.
You are your brain. You are in a skeletal mech suit. Think about that.
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Realization #2: The color orange came after the fruit.
Realization #4: You are stupid.