Silly script to make your terminal look like you are busy building something

busyinator.py

#!/usr/bin/env python3
import random 
import string
from random import randrange
from time import sleep

class bcolors:
    HEADER = '\033[35m'
    OKBLUE = '\033[34m'
    OKGREEN = '\033[32m'
    WARNING = '\033[33m'
    FAIL = '\033[31m'
    ENDC = '\033[0m'
    BOLD = '\033[1m'
    UNDERLINE = '\033[4m'

nouns = ("Cat","Octopus","Book","Wheel","Pignose","Touk","Mukluk","Spatula","Coupon","Frob","Foo","Bar","Widget","Gizmo","Clam","Neon","Poet","Phosphorous","Blasphemy","Gerrymandering","Bumblebee","Stoicism","Hypnosis","Quadrinomial","Conundrum","Kleptomania","Trapezoid","Corrosion","Kaleidoscope","Onomatopoeia","Silhouette","Sabotage","Luminescence","Scruples","Wizardry","Serendipity","Equilibrium","Cyborg","Blubber","Macadamia","Gazeebo","Rubber","Lard","Gas","Technology","Tentacle","Doohickey","Bagpipes","Dangling","Modifier","Whammy","Male","Pattern","Baldness","Vandyke","Beard","UltravioletRadiation","StinkBomb","NightWatchman","BlackMagic","Yorkshire","Pudding","LooseCannon","Borderline","Psychopath","TeddyBear","Proposition","MeatWagon","AtomicEnergy","Swampland","PathOfLeastResistance","Skin","Bones","Gangplank","Godmother","Cloven","Hoof","Evil","Eye","Hindquarters","Chicanery","Grandfather","Clock","Tail","Feather","SenseOfDirection","Gizmo","Garbage","Dump","Pandemonium","Wizardry","Goat","Power","Hood","Ornament","BoaConstrictor","Boogeyman","SearchWarrant","Chocolate","Eclair","ElixirOfLife","BreadAndButter","BillyGoat","ProfessionalWrestler","Whacko","SupernaturalBeing","TabbyCat","CovertOperation","Goblet","Choo-Choo","Gooseberry","Bush","Voodoo","Enchantment","Liquid","Nitrogen","Death","Tumbleweed","LawOfTheLand","Gargoyle","Road-Kill","Sasquatch","ControlledSubstance","PackagedGoods","RainbowTrout","Underworld","Tribute","NuclearExplosion","HousesOfParliament","FishAndChips","Peer","Realm","ArchitecturalStyle","HolyTerror","ScientificInstrument","Private","Security","Force","Lawn","Furniture","Wastepaper","Basket","Tables","Sack","Mango","ShootingGallery","Rocket","Launcher","TheatricalProduction","Doodad","Lemon","Tree","Barnacle","Vegetable","Thunderbird","Peripheral","Vision","Snake","Pit","Horseradish","Superstructure","Megabucks","Salmon","Internal","Combustion","WarZone","Werewolf","Brass","Knuckles")

adjectives = ("Fast","Boulbus","Doggone","Beige","Neon","Liquid","Poor","Approximate","Graceful","Clumsy","Awkward","Nimble","Clever","Dull","Obtuse","Meek","Anemic","Frightened","Timid","Vigilant","Cautious","Capable","Adequate","Absent-minded","Adventurous","Daring","Indifferent","Apologetic","Hideous","Horrid","Dreadful","Ghastly","Revolting","Nasty","Cruel","Cheeky","Obnoxious","Disrespectful","Contrary","Ornery","Subtle","Optimistic","Courageous","Cowardly","Gullible","Arrogant","Haughty","Naïve","Curious","Stubborn","Brazen","Modest","Humble","Proud","Dishonest","Righteous","Greedy","Wise","Tricky","Loyal","Relaxed","Tranquil","Lazy","Rambunctious","Erratic","Fidgety","Lively","Still","Famished","Surprised","Startled","Sullen","Terrified","Furious","Annoyed","Sullen","Groggy","Alert","Tense","Cranky","Gloomy","Irritable","Lonely","Exhausted","Ecstatic","Cheerful","Delighted","Blithe","Content","Carefree","Demanding","Challenging","Effortless","Simple","Fantastic","Marvelous","Splendid","Brilliant","Superb","Striking","Stunning","Gorgeous","Picturesque","Lovely","Charming","Enchanting","Delicate","Pleasant","Monstrous","Immense","Enormous","Massive","Brawny","Bulky","Towering","Rotund","Cavernous","Puny","Minute","Diminutive","Microscopic","Petite","Slight","Bitter","Frosty","Sweltering","Scorching","Blistering","Muggy","Stifling","Oppressive","Cozy","Eternal","Ceaseless","Perpetual","Endless","Temporary","Intimidating","Menacing","Miserable","Dangerous","Delinquent","Vile","Quarrelsome","Hostile","Malicious","Savage","Stern","Somber","Mysterious","Shocking","Infamous","Ingenious","Thrifty","Generous","Prudent","Stingy","Spoiled","Anxious","Nervous","Impatient","Worried","Excited","Courteous","Compassionate","Benevolent","Polite","Amusing","Entertaining","Creative","Precise","Eccentric","Decrepit","Ancient","Rotten","Whimsical","Dense","Desolate","Disgusting","Dismal","Opulent","Idyllic","Lavish","Edgy","Trendy","Peculiar","Rancid","Fetid","Foul","Filthy","Repulsive","Lousy","Fluttering","Soaring","Sparkling","Gilded","Verdant","Glowing","Askew","Dowdy","Gaunt","Sloppy","Serious","Grave","Intense","Severe","Heavy","Solemn","Absurd","Ridiculous","Sluggish","Dawdling","Meandering","Scarce","Copious","Muffled","Lulling","Creaky","Shrill","Piercing","Slimy","Grimy","Gauzy","Mangy","Swollen","Parched","Crispy","Spiky","Slick","Fuzzy","Lumpy","Plush","Wrinkly","Slick","Glassy","Snug","Stiff","Apocalyptic","Serpentine","Bamboozled","Exquisite","Nefarious","Bizarre","Flippant","Sinister","Persnickety","Statuesque","Hyperbolic","Capricious","Picturesque","Synergistic","Clandestine","Incognito","Plebeian","Tectonic","Cognizant","Indigo","Totalitarian","Insidious","Quintessential","Rambunctious","Ubiquitous","Reptilian","Vermillion","Villainous","Sanctimonious","Whimsical","Melancholy","Scrupulous","Effervescent","Mercurial","Zigzag","Gassy","Time-Traveling","Creamy") 

suffixes = ("inator","nicator","ifier","erizer","erator","ification")

processes = ("Processing","Compressing","Retrying","Ignoring","Profiling","Removing","Obfuscating","Vulcanizing","Frobnicating","Languishing","Mitigating")

def randlower(limit):
    i = randrange(limit)
    j = randrange(limit)
    if i<j:
        return i
    else:
        return j

def pickone(tup):
    return tup[randrange(0,len(tup))]

def picklower(tup):
    return tup[randlower(len(tup))]

def maybepickone(tup,perc_chance):
    if(randrange(100) < perc_chance):
        return pickone(tup)
    else:
        return ""

def buildpath():
    path = pickone(nouns)+"/"
    for _ in range(randrange(4)):
        path += maybepickone(adjectives,50) + maybepickone(adjectives,20) + pickone(nouns) + maybepickone(suffixes,5) +"/"
    return path

def recurse(path):
    depth = path.count("/")
    n = randrange(100)
    if(n < 35):
        path = "/".join(path.split("/")[0:-2])
    elif n<55 and depth<10:
        path += maybepickone(adjectives,50) + maybepickone(adjectives,20) + pickone(nouns) + maybepickone(suffixes,5)
    else:
        path = path[:-1]
    if path:
        path += "/"
    return path 

def buildext():
    s = "."+"".join(random.sample(string.ascii_lowercase,randrange(4)))
    if len(s) == 1:
        return ""
    else:
        return s

maxprogress = 5
def pickaprogress(line):
    progress(line,randrange(maxprogress+1))
def progress(line,n):
    if n<1:
        for i in range(randlower(150)):
            print("\r%s %s " %(line, "-\|/"[i%4]),end="")
            sleep(randlower(1000)/2000)
        print("\r%s" %(line))
    elif n<2:
        for i in range(100):
            print("\r%s %i%% " %(line, i),end="")
            sleep(randlower(1000)/1000)
        print()
    elif n<3:
        w = 20
        print("%s [%s] " %(line,"-"*w),end="")
        for i in range(w):
            print("\r%s [%s%s] " %(line, "#"*i, "-"*(w-i)),end="")
            sleep(randlower(w*100)/1000)
        print("\r%s [%s] " %(line,"#"*w))
    elif n<4:
        print(line,bcolors.BOLD)
        width = 50
        for _ in range(randlower(10)+1):
            for i in range(width):
                print("\r[%s%s%s] "%(" "*i,">>>>>"," "*(width-i)),end="")
                sleep(.03)
            for i in range(width):
                print("\r[%s%s%s] "%(" "*(width-i),"<<<<<"," "*i),end="")
                sleep(.03)
        print(bcolors.ENDC, bcolors.OKGREEN, "\nComplete!", bcolors.ENDC)

    elif n<maxprogress:
        print(line,end=" ")
        for _ in range(randlower(500)+10):
            print(".",flush=True,end="")
            sleep(randlower(1500)/1000)
        print("Done.")

maxwarning = 100
def pickawarning():
    warning(randrange(maxwarning))
def warning(n):
    if n >= maxwarning:
        print("Maxwarning is wrong")
        exit()
    elif n<1:
        print(bcolors.WARNING, "\tWARNING: I'm joining a computers' union!", bcolors.ENDC)
    elif n<2:
        print(bcolors.WARNING, "\tWARNING: I can't go on!")
        sleep(1)
        print("\t\t...but I guess I'll try.",bcolors.ENDC)
    elif n<4:
        print(bcolors.WARNING, "\tWARNING: this is difficult!",bcolors.ENDC)
    elif n<6:
        print(bcolors.WARNING, "\tWARNING: too", pickone(adjectives).lower(), bcolors.ENDC)
    elif n<10:
        print(bcolors.FAIL, "\tERROR:", pickone(nouns), "is actually a", pickone(adjectives).lower()+",", pickone(adjectives).lower(), pickone(nouns).lower(), bcolors.ENDC)
    elif n<13:
        print(bcolors.FAIL, "\tERROR:", pickone(nouns)+pickone(suffixes)+"!", bcolors.ENDC)
    elif n<17:
        print(bcolors.WARNING, "\tWARNING: Cannot complete",pickone(processes).lower(), "the", pickone(nouns).lower(), end="")
        if randrange(2):
            print(" of", maybepickone(adjectives,25).lower(), pickone(nouns).lower(), bcolors.ENDC)
        else:
            print(bcolors.ENDC)
    elif n<maxwarning:
        pass


maxprocess = 20
def process(n):
    if n >= maxprocess:
        print("Maxprocess is wrong")
        exit()
    elif n<5:
        path = buildpath()
        filename = maybepickone(adjectives,50)+pickone(nouns)+buildext()
        print(bcolors.OKGREEN+"Searching",path+filename,bcolors.ENDC,end="")
        while len(path) and randrange(100)>10:
            filename = maybepickone(adjectives,50)+pickone(nouns)+buildext()
            print("\033[2K\033[1G"+bcolors.OKGREEN+"Searching", path+filename, bcolors.ENDC,flush=True,end="")
            sleep(randrange(700)/1000)
            path = recurse(path)
        print("\nFound %s in %s%s"%(maybepickone(adjectives,70).lower()+pickone(nouns)+maybepickone(suffixes,20),path,filename))
    elif n<10:
        action = " ".join((bcolors.OKBLUE+ picklower(processes), bcolors.ENDC, pickone(adjectives)+"_"+pickone(nouns)+maybepickone(suffixes,50)+buildext()))
        pickaprogress(action)
    elif n<maxprocess:
        path = buildpath()
        name = path.split("/")[0]
        while len(path):
            print(bcolors.OKGREEN+"COMPILING CC", path+maybepickone(adjectives,50)+pickone(nouns)+".c",bcolors.ENDC)
            sleep(randlower(1500)/1000)
            path = recurse(path)
            pickawarning()
        print(bcolors.OKGREEN+"LINKING LD",name+".o")
        sleep(randlower(3500)/1000)
        print(bcolors.BOLD, "\tBUILD COMPLETE\n", bcolors.ENDC)
        
random.seed()

while 1:
    n = randrange(maxprocess)
    process(n)
    sleep(1)
    print(bcolors.OKBLUE+"Next Task:",bcolors.ENDC)