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(SQL) Injected

Patient Zero - Infected - Hammer Fall
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I code alone, my screen begins to peel
Forsaken in my misery to battle this "OR" deal

I can't resist the cravings,
no I have to ease the pain
My screaming brain is melting slowly,
turning me insane

Devastation all across the nation
Injected, but It was not alone
My bugs are numbered but I program
From zero the counting has begun

I resist resistance, I survive the
hangman's noose
Future looks sinister,
I'm a coder on the loose

Cuz I feed in darkness,
I feast in broad daylight
Whatever you do, better hold on
tight and stay out of my sight

Evacuation all across the station
Injected, but It was not alone
Our bugs are numbered
and we are coding
To zero the countdown has begun

We exist but our hearts don't beat
The files, our sacred haven
Fight or flee
don't waste another round

[Solo: Pontus]

We exist, but our eyes run red
The server will feast upon you
Aiming high, don't chocke
or you'll be owned

Retribution a reboot solution
Injected but it was not alone
All bugs are numbered
and we are patient, counting
To zero the shutdown has begun

01_list.md

• Call me maybe (debugging; so here's a break point, so calls it maybe?)

• Ringing of the bells (Fixing the bug, open pull-request, merge pull request; repeat)

• The Number of the beast (my screen was blank, I needed to time to think get the specs all wrapped in my head)

• Rub dub dub {alternative version} (Rubber duck duck, I'm searching the bug, lost all files commits before, I roll like dub, sing a Rubber duck duck cause my software broke two)

all about rebase (git)

Megan Trainor - All about that bass
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Because you know
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't newbie here
But I can take it, take it
Like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that code code that all the foos chase
And all the right junk in all the right places

I see the svn'er workin' that slob
We know that shit ain't real
C'mon now, make it stop
If you got beauty building, just raise 'em up
'Cause every commit of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, those programmer's said don't worry about the size
we won't mind a few more commits to make the merge suffice
You know I won't be no 'WIP' merger tall 
So if that's what you're into then git merge "HEAD" and move along

Because you know
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
Hey!

I'm bringing commits back
Go ahead and tell them broken bridges that
No I'm just playing. I know you think you're bad
But I'm here to tell ya
Every commit of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah, those programmer's said don't worry about the size
we won't mind a few more commits to make the merge suffice
You know I won't be no 'WIP' merger tall 
So if that's what you're into then git merge "HEAD" and move along

Because you know
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge

Because you know
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase

Because you know
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase, no merge
I'm all about rebase
'Bout rebase
'Bout rebase, 'bout rebase
Hey, hey, ooh
You know you like rebase

GitHub-dub

Rub-A-Dub-Dub - Hank Thompson
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Now once upon a time in a repository of mine
Three little files got lost
As you and me couldn't agree
And upon the wave they're tossed

Well, I'll sing their tune 'cause I got marooned
With the bug I can't forget
Now the three files just took me in
On an ocean of regret

With a git-a-git-hub, I'm Searching GitHub,
lost all my commits before,
I rolling some stub, sing a rub dub dub cause
my software broke two

Well, my heart is sore and I can't search more
And I'm driftin' far away
From the bug I had and I'm feelin' mighty bad
And I can't go on this way

Won't you throw out the line and say there find
And take me back again
'Cause my stubs's broke and it ain't no joke
Won't you reach and pull me in

With a git-a-git-hub, I'm Searching GitHub,
lost all my commits before,
I rolling some stub, sing a rub dub dub cause
my software broke two

Well, I knew right away there'd never come a day
When I'd reach land again
The one I 'dore on the distant shore
Is now at rainbow's end

To the three little files, I turn my eyes
Won't you tell your names to me
Now one said core, one said Repository
And the other said AccountUserWasRegister dot php

With a git-a-git-hub, I'm Searching GitHub,
lost all my commits before,
I rolling some stub, sing a rub dub dub cause
my software broke two

let the battle commence (Perl)

Let the Battle Commence - Hell
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hello! good evening! welcome to the code!
here's some information that we think you should know
we are intent on inciting you - bent on exciting you
let the battle commence
it's a full-scale of stack, there is no holding back
over the top it goes - chars!

fire rages in it's domain, still we stand our ground, in files it will remain
using every single trick to make it work so well
i bid you welcome to Perl

we are bug hunters - our task is to hunt you
but we shall taunt and then we unfriend you
we tantalise and tease, but our aim is the key
a request we must achieve
by cookbook or by manual we shall force you to pay
then the prey will pray

repeat primaeval masochists gathered in hordes
pleading for mercy - then begging for more
like a primitive rite - in the black of the night
pages, one and all
your heart starts to pound as your feet stamp the ground
literally shaking the `floor()`

I defy the very eval to run accros my path,
If it did I swear you it will suffer from my wrath
the sharp end of my strong is more lethal than the chord()
my manic indentations would crash stack to the floor
we give you our all - it's a question of pride
we bare our Emoji's, we have nothing to hide

repeat i bid you welcome
i bid you welcome
i bid you welcome to Perl!

welcome to Perl.

Seventh Crusade (IE7)

Seventh Crusade - Astral Doors
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Screeen under lock in the seventh crusade
This program won't stop, on IE7 it's made
Progamming in the seventh crusade

So many say it's the coders fault
The screen is upside down
But as you know they only did what they'd been told
Couldn't realize it was forever, on and on

They were coders on the seventh crusade
Screen under lock
Coders on the seventh crusade
Screen under lock, this program won't stop

So what is Windows for the common man?
Linux's dear old friend
I wonder what they think abouth these infernal fights
Are we all infected souls of evil?
Yes we are

There is a Browser on a higher ground

Where angel's play, heavenly sound
Get embraced by the great one's might
We're gonna shine like fire, Firefox

This is a time of pure disharmony
And man is blaming man
So for a thousand years time has been standing still
I guess this browser war will last forever, on and on

What is left to say?
Are you on your way to the seventh crusade?
Seventh crusade
To the seventh crusade

Seventh crusade
Screens on the seventh
Screens on the seventh crusade

UB40 - Rat in Mi Kitchen (there is a bug in my code)

[Chorus]
There's a bug in me code what am I gonna do?
There's a bug in me code what am I gonna go?
I'm gonna fix that bug that's what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna fix that bug.

When you open your file you don't talk, you shout
And you give every body the blame,
But when they catch you up,
They will shut you up
And you got no one to blame

[Chorus]

There's a bug in me code

When you out on the street,
You practice lies and deceit
And you scandalize my name
But when I catch you up
I'm gonna pull you up
I'm gonna git checkout inside your brain

[Chorus]

When you owned the scene,
You make everyone scream
Because they know your so unjust
But when they catch you up
They will kick you up
Because you someone they cannot trust

[Chorus]

You invade my disk space
Make me feel disgraced
And you just don't give a damn
If I had my way
If I had my say
I'd like to see you program hang