fuck

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# coding: utf-8

abort "Usage: fuck you <name>" unless ARGV[0] == "you" && ARGV.size == 2

a = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvqxyz".each_char.to_a
b = "ɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞʃɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎz".each_char.to_a
ws = Hash[a.zip(b)]
ws.default = ->(f){f}

puts "\n  (╯°□°）╯︵ #{ARGV[1].reverse.each_char.map{|f|ws[f]}.join}\n\n"

system("killall -9 #{ARGV[1]}")
exit $?.exitstatus