Donkey, get back in the heap

donkey.sh

#!/bin/bash

# install a powerful script with a special productivity advantage for mac users

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# if mac is installed, then we can use sound
if [[ $OSTYPE == darwin* ]]; then
    say donkey get back in the heap
fi

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) > ~/.donkey.sh

chmod 744 ~/.donkey.sh

echo alias donkey=\"~/.donkey.sh\" >> ~/.bash_profile
alias donkey="~/.donkey.sh"
~/.donkey.sh

Donkey Quickstart

donkey can be run on any Unix system. Unfortunately, it's audio features are only supported on Mac OS X.

Installing Donkey

To install donkey, open up a terminal window and run:

> curl -L https://goo.gl/EvFCCA | bash

This will install donkey and run it once.

Using Donkey

In a terminal window, simply run

> donkey

Uninstalling Donkey

donkey is installed to your home folder. To remove it, simply run

> rm ~/.donkey.sh

and remove the line alias donkey="~/.donkey.sh" from your ~/.bash_profile folder.