Gross

<?php if(strlen($this->item->introtext) < 400): ?>
      <?php echo $this->item->introtext ?>
	  <?php else: ?>
	    <?php if(!empty($this->item->introtext)): ?>
	      <?php $fulltext_array = explode('</p>', $this->item->introtext); ?>
	    <?php else: ?>
	      <?php $fulltext_array = explode('</p>', $this->item->fulltext); ?>
	    <?php endif; ?>
      <?php 
      if(strip_tags($fulltext_array[0]) == ' '){ 
        $i = 1;
      }else{
        $i = 0;
      } 
      ?>
      <p><?php echo strip_tags($fulltext_array[$i]) ?></p>
      <p><?php echo substr(strip_tags($fulltext_array[$i + 1]), 0, 325) ?></p>
	  <?php endif; ?>