Random Norris Joke Generator

index.html

<div class="container center-text">
  <h1><span class="big-h">Norri</span><span class="sub-h"> to live by</span></h1>
  <button style="color:#222222;" onclick="newQuote()">Generate new Norris</button>
  <div id="quote"></div>
  <div id="attrib"></div>
  <a id="tweet" class="twitter-share-button"
  href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Hello%20world" target="_blank"  data-size="large" style="display:none">Tweet this</a>
</div>

Random Norris Joke Generator.markdown

Random Norris Joke Generator

A Pen by Connor Stricklan on CodePen.

License.

script.js

$(document).ready(function() {
  
});

function newQuote(){
  $("#quote").text('Getting New Joke. . .');
  $("#attrib").text("");
  document.getElementById("tweet").style.display = 'none';
  httpGetAsync("http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random",function(resp){
    var obj = JSON.parse(resp);
    console.log(obj);
    $("#quote").text(obj.value.joke);
    $("#attrib").html("Chuck Norris joke courtesy of <a href='http://icndb.com'>icndb.com</a>");
    updateTweet(obj.value.joke);
  });
}

//http://stackoverflow.com/a/4033310/1124332
function httpGetAsync(theUrl, callback)
{
    var xmlHttp = new XMLHttpRequest();
    xmlHttp.onreadystatechange = function() { 
        if (xmlHttp.readyState == 4 && xmlHttp.status == 200)
            callback(xmlHttp.responseText);
    }
    xmlHttp.open("GET", theUrl, true); // true for asynchronous 
    xmlHttp.send(null);
}

function updateTweet(txt){
  var link = document.getElementById("tweet");
  txt = escape(txt);
  link.removeAttribute("href");
  link.setAttribute('href', "https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text="+txt);
  link.style.display = 'inline';
}

scripts

<script src="//cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.3/jquery.min.js"></script>

style.css

body{
  background-color:#000000;
  color: #BBBBBB;
}

.center-text{
  text-align:center;
}
.big-h {  
  font-size: 5em;
  font-family: Lobster, Monospace;
}
.sub-h {  
  margin-top:-50%;
  font-size: 2em;
font-family: Lobster, Monospace;
}

#quote {
  margin-top: 1em;
  font-size:3em;
  font-family: Lobster, Monospace;
}

#attrib {
  text-align:right;
}





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  text-shadow: 0 1px 0 rgba(255, 255, 255, .5);
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/* Color Highlight for keyboard navigation */
a.twitter-share-button:focus,
a.twitter-mention-button:focus,
a.twitter-hashtag-button:focus {
  outline: none;
  border-color: #0089cb;
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styles

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