wimdu.js

// hey there! ;-)

(function() {

  var doc = document,
      body = doc.body,
      atan2 = Math.atan2,
      cos = Math.cos,
      sin = Math.sin,
      sqrt = Math.sqrt,
      PI = Math.PI,
      random = Math.random,
      max = Math.max;

  function Zergling(x, y, rush) {

    this.rush = rush; // ZergRush instance
    this.speed = 3;
    this.x = x;
    this.y = y;

    this.width = 34;
    this.height = 42;

    this.isKilling = false;
    this.isFinished = false;

    this.dPulsate = 0;

    this.dom = $('<zergling>').css({
      width: this.width,
      height: this.height,
      position: 'absolute',
      display: 'block',
      background: 'url(http://i.imgur.com/nvBbE.gif)',
      'background-size': '34px 42px',
      left: x,
      top: y,
      zIndex: 9999
    }).appendTo(body);

  }

  Zergling.DATA_KEY = 'zergTargetData';
  Zergling.MAX_TARGET_AREA = 50000;
  Zergling.VISION = 1000; // 1000 pixels in any direction
  Zergling.LIFE = 50;

  Zergling.isSuitableTarget = function isSuitableTarget(candidate) {

    var targetData;

    if (!candidate) {
      return false;
    }

    // Make sure none of its ancestors are currently targets:
    for (var parent = candidate; parent = parent.parentNode;) {
      if ($.data(parent, Zergling.DATA_KEY) || /antiZerg/i.test(parent.className)) {
        return false;
      }
    }

    targetData = $.data(candidate, Zergling.DATA_KEY);

    candidate = $(candidate);

    return !/zergling/i.test(candidate[0].nodeName) &&
      !/antiZerg/i.test(candidate[0].className) &&
      // Make sure it's either yet-to-be-a-target or still alive:
      (!targetData || targetData.life > 0) &&
      // Make sure it's not too big
      candidate.width() * candidate.height() < Zergling.MAX_TARGET_AREA;

  };

  Zergling.prototype = {

    calcMovement: function() {

      var target = this.target,
          // Move towards random position within the target element:
          xDiff = (target.position.left + random() * target.width) - this.x,
          yDiff = (target.position.top + random() * target.height) - this.y,
          angle = atan2(yDiff, xDiff);

      this.dx = this.speed * cos(angle);
      this.dy = this.speed * sin(angle);

    },

    draw: function() {

      if (this.isFinished) {
        return;
      }

      var target = this.target;

      if (this.isKilling) {
        if (target.life > 0) {
          // It's still alive! Pulsate and continue to kill:
          target.life--;
          this.pulsate();
          target.dom.css('opacity', target.life / Zergling.LIFE);
        } else {
          // It's DEAD!
          target.dom.css('visibility', 'hidden');
          this.pulsate(0);
          this.isKilling = false;
          this.target = null;
        }
        return;
      }

      // If we have no target or if current target is dead:
      if (!this.target || this.target.life <= 0) {

        if (this.findTarget()) {
          target = this.target;
          this.calcMovement();
        } else {
          this.isFinished = true;
          this.dom.fadeOut(100, function() {
            $(this).remove();
          });
          return;
        }

      }

      if (this.hasReachedTarget()) {
        this.isKilling = true;
        return;
      }

      this.x += this.dx;
      this.y += this.dy;
      this.dom.css({
        left: this.x,
        top: this.y
      });

    },

    hasReachedTarget: function() {

      var target = this.target,
          pos = target.position;

      return  this.x >= pos.left &&
              this.y >= pos.top &&
              this.x <= pos.left + target.width &&
              this.y <= pos.top + target.height;
    },

    findTarget: function() {

      // Try to locate nearby elements, going further afield (increasing radius)
      // until we've found a viable target:

      var targetData, radius, degree, x, y, el,
          halfWidth = this.width / 2,
          halfHeight = this.height / 2,
          scrollTop = max(body.scrollTop, doc.documentElement.scrollTop),
          scrollLeft = max(body.scrollLeft, doc.documentElement.scrollLeft);

      for (radius = 10; radius < Zergling.VISION; radius += 50) {
        for (degree = 0; degree < 360; degree += 45) {

          x = this.x + halfWidth + radius * cos(PI/180 * degree) - scrollLeft;
          y = this.y + halfHeight + radius * sin(PI/180 * degree) - scrollTop;

          if (Zergling.isSuitableTarget(el = doc.elementFromPoint(x, y))) {

            el = $(el);

            targetData = this.target = el.data(Zergling.DATA_KEY);

            if (!targetData) {
              el.data(
                Zergling.DATA_KEY,
                this.target = {
                  dom: el,
                  position: el.offset(),
                  width: el.width(),
                  height: el.height(),
                  life: Zergling.LIFE,
                  initialCSS: {
                    visibility: '',
                    opacity: el.css('opacity') || ''
                  }
                }
              );
              this.rush.registerTarget(this.target);
            }

            return true;

          }
        }
      }

    },

    pulsate: function() {
      if (this.dPulsate = !this.dPulsate) {
        this.dom.css({
          left: this.x - 2,
          top: this.y - 2
        });
      } else {
        this.dom.css({
          left: this.x,
          top: this.y
        });
      }
    }

  };


  function ZergRush(nZerglings) {

    var me = this,
        zerglings = this.zerglings = [],
        targets = this.targets = [];

    for (var i = 0; i < nZerglings; ++i) {
      zerglings.push(
        new Zergling(
          random() * 100,
          random() * 100,
          this
        )
      );
    }

    this.intervalID = setInterval(function() {
      me.step();
    }, 30);

  }

  ZergRush.prototype = {
    step: function() {

      var areFinished = true;

      for (var i = 0; i < this.zerglings.length; ++i) {
        this.zerglings[i].draw();
        areFinished = areFinished && this.zerglings[i].isFinished;
      }

      if (areFinished) {
        clearInterval(this.intervalID);
      }

    },
    destroy: function() {
      var i;
      clearInterval(this.intervalID);
      for (i = 0; i < this.zerglings.length; ++i) {
        this.zerglings[i].dom.remove();
      }
      for (i = 0; i < this.targets.length; ++i) {
        this.targets[i].dom.css(this.targets[i].initialCSS);
        this.targets[i].dom.removeData(Zergling.DATA_KEY);
      }
    },
    registerTarget: function(target) {
      this.targets.push(target);
    }
  };

  var kcode = [ 38, 38, 40, 40, 37, 39, 37, 39, 66, 65 ].join( "" ),
    input = [];
  $(document).on( "keyup", function(e){
    input.push( e.which );
    var input_joined = input.join( "" );
    if ( kcode === input_joined ) {
      alert( "all ur base r belong 2 us!" );
      new ZergRush( 20 );
    } else if ( kcode.indexOf( input_joined )) {
      input = [];
    }
    console.log( input );
  });

}());