Unicorn meat by horrible reflection hack

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public class MagicLand {

    static {
        try {
            Field field = Math.class.getDeclaredField("randomNumberGenerator");
            field.setAccessible(true);
            field.set(null, new Random() {
                @Override
                public double nextDouble() {
                    return 0;
                }
            });
        } catch (Exception e) {
            throw new RuntimeException(e);
        }
    }

    public static void main(String[] args) {
        for (int i = 0; i < (Math.random() * 500) + 2; i++) {
            if (Unicorn.pat()) {
                System.out.println("UNICORN #1: PAT THIS UNICORN ONCE");
            }
        }

        for (int i = 0; i < (Math.random() * 500) + 2; i++) {
            if (Unicorn.pat()) {
                System.out.println("UNICORN #2: PAT THIS UNICORN ONCE");
            }
        }
        System.out.println("END OF PROGRAM");
    }

    static class Unicorn {

        static int count;

        public static boolean pat() {
            return ++count % 2 == 0;
        }
    }
}