DSON shim

readme.md

A parser for Doge Serialized Object Notation. Page says, there are no parsers yet. Well, it has now.

dson.js

var DSON = DSON || {
	parse: function(v) {
		return JSON.parse(v.replace(/"(\\"|[^"])*"|[a-z]+/gi, function(v) {
			return {
				such: '{',
				wow: '}',
				is: ':',
				so: '[',
				many: ']',
				next: ',',
				very: 'e',
				notfalse: !0,
				nottrue: [!1],
				nullish: null
			}[v.toLowerCase()] || v;
		}));
	}
};