supercow

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am supercow on github.
• I am sweeny (https://keybase.io/sweeny) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASA8ZI5iG5OrJ4-2sydxh_e2qTua6AjPrYE-pzYvOezJMAo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

supercow

select
  ec.submit_time,
  s.subject_name,
  o.object_name,
  e.message
from event_commits ec
left join events e on ec.id = e.commit_id
left join subject_digests s on s.id = ec.subject_digest_id
left join object_digests o on ec.object_digest_id = o.id
order by ec.submit_time desc limit 10;

supercow

class fail {
  exec { 'fail':
    command => '/bin/false',
  }
}

include fail

$hash = { 'a' => { 'message' => 'a'} }

supercow

"We need a technical person give the presentation" -> "We need a SME on the topic to give the presentation"

"A technical person needs to review the project plan" -> "One of the delivery engineers needs to review the project plan"

"This document looks good, but could we get someone technical to review?" -> "This document looks good, but could we get someone who's encountered the issue to review?"

"People who come up to the booth love talking to the technical staff." -> "People who come up to the booth love talking to the subject matter experts"

supercow

__git_ps1_unfucker() {
  unalias -a
  __git_ps1 "$@"
}

# ... SNIP ...
PS1_git='\[\033[01;37m\]$(__git_ps1_unfucker " (%s)")'

PS1="${PS1_user}${PS1_at}${PS1_host}${PS1_colon}${PS1_pwd}${PS1_git}${PS1_shell}"

supercow

if ! $::package_installed {
  file { 'download_rpm':
    ensure => file,
    path   => '/tmp/my_package.rpm',
    source => 'puppet:///files/my_package.rpm',
  }
  exec { 'install_package':
    command => '/bin/rpm -i /tmp/my_package.rpm',
    require => File['download_rpm'],
  }

supercow

#!/bin/bash
curl -k -X DELETE -H "Accept: pson" https://master:8140/production/certificate_status/certname_to_rm

supercow

$req = [System.Net.WebRequest]::Create('https://master:8140/production/certificate_status/certname_to_rm')
$req.Method = "DELETE"
$req.Accept = "pson"
$req.ContentLength = 0

# ignore ssl checks
$ssl_check = [System.Net.ServicePointManager]::ServerCertificateValidationCallback
[System.Net.ServicePointManager]::ServerCertificateValidationCallback = {$true}

$req.GetResponse()

supercow

if File.exists?('/tmp/test')
  Facter.add('test_content') do
    setcode do
      File.read('/tmp/test')
    end
  end
end

supercow

supercow@stout:~$ puppet apply /tmp/test.pp
Notice: Compiled catalog for stout.4c in environment production in 0.05 seconds
Notice: /Stage[main]//Ssh_authorized_key[supercow@doppelbock]/ensure: current_value absent, should be present (noop)
Notice: /Stage[main]//Ssh_authorized_key[supercow@Kriek]/ensure: current_value absent, should be present (noop)
Notice: /Stage[main]//Ssh_authorized_key[supercow@stout]/ensure: current_value absent, should be present (noop)
Notice: Class[Main]: Would have triggered 'refresh' from 3 events
Notice: Stage[main]: Would have triggered 'refresh' from 1 events
Notice: Finished catalog run in 0.03 seconds