story.txt

[03:00:00] <Hex> Let me tell you all a story.
[03:00:07] <DemonWav> no fuck off
[03:00:14] <Hex> At my university there's a large lecture hall in the physics department.
[03:00:23] <Hex> Over the past year, several things have been stolen from it.
[03:00:29] <Byteflux> Cool story. Thx
[03:00:36] <Hex> First, it was this dinky little computer that everyone used for their presentations.
[03:00:40] <Byteflux> o story not dun
[03:00:43] <Byteflux> welp
[03:00:43] <Hex> Second, it was the room's router.
[03:01:01] <Hex> Third, which was last friday, they tried to steal one of the $2000, high-power projecters.
[03:01:15] <Hex> They snuck into the projection booth and packed it into a box, then took a dolly up there and left it
[03:01:23] <Hex> Presumably they intended to steal it the next Monday.
[03:01:30] <Hex> Anyways, I'm pretty sure whoever did it was Night
[03:01:38] <Hex> Because he's having some serious projection issues right now.
[03:02:43] <kashike> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
[03:02:46] <kashike> |  Results: SUCCESS (612 tests, 612 successes, 0 failures, 0 skipped)  |
[03:02:46] <Spottedleaf> FUCKING DESTROYED
[03:02:48] <kashike> ------------------------------------------------------------------------