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   +plausi | I've patented a special sorting algorithm I like to call "dicksort".
   +plausi | It's like quicksort, but I use it to rank men by their penis size.
 +gnustomp | I've patented a special sorting algorithm I like to call "nosort".
 +gnustomp | It's like other sorting algorithms, but it doesn't actually sort anything.
   +plausi | I've patented a special sorting algorithm I like to call "stackoversort"
   +plausi | It just downloads and runs code from stack overflow until the array is
           | sorted.
 +gnustomp | I've patented a special sorting algorithm I like to call "sorted".
 +gnustomp | Your array is already sorted, but you don't believe it.
+loadedice | I've stolen this sorting algorithm called bogo sort, it just shuffles
           | things in random order and then checks if its sorted. It's the fastest and
           | slowest algorithm.
   +plausi | I've patented this special sorting algorithm called bogobogosort, it just
           | shuffles things in random order, checks if they're sorted, and then
           | shuffles smaller and smaller portions of the array. If one of the portions
           | is unsorted, it reshuffles the entire array.
+loadedice | Thats clever.
 +gnustomp | I've patented this special sorting algorithm called nullsort, it empties
           | the array, so that the array becomes sorted because it contains nothing.
   +plausi | I've patented this special sorting algorithm called onesort, it empties
           | the array, except for the first element, so that the array is sorted due
           | to containing only one thing.
+loadedice | Has someone patented an algorithm that sorts an array by defining the
           | sorted state to the array and then tries to sort all the other arrays
           | according to the first array that is "correctly sorted"?
   +plausi | I've patented an algorithm called ##hypnotoadsort, that posts the array
           | into IRC and assumes the first response from auscompgeek will be the
           | array, but sorted.
   +plausi | It's O(n log n) time.
 +gnustomp | I've patented an algorithm named PaperSort, that checks if PaperBag's
           | database for a factoid of the array, otherwise it makes the array a sorted
           | collection of good band names.
   +plausi | I've patented an algorithm called stdlibsort, it checks the stdlib of
           | every language you have installed for an Array.sort() (+ casing variants),
           | and runs those until the array is sorted.

Too bad I can't patent deletion sort. 😢