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const phrases = [
["Champ,","the mere idea of you","has serious game,","24/7."],
["Fact:","your soul","rains magic,","can I get an amen?"],
["Everybody says","your hair today","deserves the Nobel Prize,","and that's a fact."],
["Dang…","everything you do","raises the roof,","so treat yourself."],
["Check it:","your personal style","breeds miracles,","you feel me?"],
["Just saying...","every thought you have","is paying off big time,","that's just science."],
["Superstar,","that sparkle in your eye","shows mad skills,","would I lie?"],
["Tiger,","your presence here","just shimmers,","for reals."],
["Self,","what you got going on","is a national treasure,","mic drop."],
["Know this:","the essential you","gets the party hopping,","you hidden gem."],
["News alert:","your life's journey","is the next big thing,","snuggle bear."],
["Girl,","that saucy personality","roars like a lion,","period."],
["Ace,","your DNA","is a rainbow factory,","can I get an amen?"],
["Excuse me but","that brain of yours","is made of diamonds,","now let's dance."],
["Experts agree:","your choice of attire","makes birds sing,","high five."],
["In my opinion,","the way you roll","should be taught in school,","say it again!"],
["Hear ye, hear ye:","whatever your secret is","makes my world go round,","according to CNN."],
["Okay, listen up:","all of y'all","is 100% legit;","so get used to it."]
];
function pick(items) {
return items[Math.floor(Math.random()*items.length)];
}
[0,1,2,3].map(i => pick(phrases)[i]).join(' ')
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